You: GET HIGH LIKE PLANES
Stranger: oo baby harderrr.
Stranger: DUDE THATS MY JAM.
You: /me slaps your monkey.
You: U SO JELLY
You: I NEED PEANUT BUTTER JUST TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU
Stranger: HAHAHA UR COOL LIKE ME.
You: >IMPLYING YOURE COOL
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN JELLY BEACH.
Stranger: BEAN*
You: NAW DUDE
You: IM JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
You: LIVIN IN A LONELY INTERWEB
Stranger: LIVIN IN A LONLEY WORD.
Stranger: ARE YOU REALLY LONLEY? CAUSE I DONT THINK THATS ATTRACTIVE.
You: I TOOK SOME 50 CALIBER ASPIRIN
You: HINGA DINGA DERGEN
Stranger: what is this language.
You: No clue.
You: Lief Ericcson Day.
Stranger: is your name tom.
You: No.
You: It is Robert.
Stranger: Oh Hai.
You: Hai ;v
Stranger: OHMYGAWD U GO TO MY SCHOOL.
You: NAW DUDE
You: IM FROM JERSEY
Stranger: ME TOO.
You: YOU LIE
Stranger: just kiddin.
You: Knew it :<
Stranger: im frum texas bro.
You: guddern texans
You: lying to us jersey folk