all seeded items for TT/Wombat in TCRS

> seal tooth gives none ()
> birthday candle gives none ()
> patchouli incense stick gives none ()
> decorative fountain gives none ()
> tamarind-flavored chewing gum gives Hyperoffended (Sleaze Resistance: +9)
> lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum gives Barbecue Saucy (Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15)
> pickle-flavored chewing gum gives Bilious Brawn (Muscle Percent: +100)
> jaba&ntilde;ero-flavored chewing gum gives Stenchtastic (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +2)
> Knob Goblin perfume gives Ruthlessly Efficient ()
> Knob Goblin steroids gives Savage Beast Inside (Muscle: +20)
> Knob Goblin love potion gives Big (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> Knob Goblin sharpening spray gives Concentrated Concentration (Spell Damage Percent: +20)
> henna tattoo gives Horrid, Torrid (Weapon Damage Percent: +10)
> Ferrigno's Elixir of Power gives X-Ray Vision ()
> serum of sarcasm gives Okee-Dokee Computer (Mysticality: +30)
> tomato juice of powerful power gives Graham Crackling (Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +5)
> philter of phorce gives Drenched With Filth (Stench Damage: +75)
> potion of potency gives Dreadful Smell (Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5)
> cordial of concentration gives Memory of Smarts (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> ointment of the occult gives Cold Blooded (Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +2)
> oil of expertise gives Experimental Effect G-9 (Muscle Percent: [pref(_g9Effect)], Mysticality Percent: [pref(_g9Effect)], Moxie Percent: [pref(_g9Effect)])
> potion of temporary gr8tness gives Grumpy and Ornery (Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +20)
> wussiness potion gives none ()
> Tasty Fun Good rice candy gives Strong Spirit (Muscle: +15)
> super-spiky hair gel gives Sleazy Jellied (Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Moxie Percent: +30)
> probability potion gives Make Meat FA$T! (Meat Drop: +20)
> Angry Farmer candy gives stats.enq (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub gives Bubblin' Rage (Initiative: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +20)
> thin black candle gives The Rich Get Richer (Meat Drop: +50)
> blood of the Wereseal gives Arse-a'fire (Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +25)
> hair spray gives Arcane in the Brain (Mana Cost (stackable): -3)
> Knob Goblin firecracker gives none ()
> cologne of contempt gives No Worries (Experience: +3)
> mafia aria gives Cold, Dead Hands (Cold Damage: +40, Spooky Damage: +40)
> oil of stability gives One Very Clear Eye (Item Drop: +100)
> oil of slipperiness gives Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> shaving cream gives none ()
> pine tar gives Chain Chain Chains (Spooky Damage: +10)
> bottle of goofballs gives Covetous Robbery ()
> Yummy Tummy bean gives Biologically Shocked ()
> Rock Pops gives Flashing Eyes (Meat Drop: +30)
> Mr. Mediocrebar gives Pumped Stomach (Adventure Underwater)
> Cold Hots candy gives Ancestral Disapproval (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> Wint-O-Fresh mint gives Alpine Mintiness (Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Spell Damage: +25)
> Senior Mints gives Bestial Sympathy (Familiar Weight: +3)
> pixellated candy heart gives Bells in the Batfry (Moxie Percent: +10)
> candied kobold gives Memory of Attractiveness (Moxie Percent: +100)
> Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance gives Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (Muscle Percent: +15)
> Connery's Elixir of Audacity gives Berry Berry Cold (Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +20)
> black striped oyster egg gives none ()
> black polka-dot oyster egg gives Really Deep Breath (Adventure Underwater)
> black paisley oyster egg gives none ()
> off-white striped oyster egg gives none ()
> off-white polka-dot oyster egg gives Here's Mud in Your Eye (Meat Drop: +50)
> off-white paisley oyster egg gives none ()
> yellow striped oyster egg gives none ()
> yellow polka-dot oyster egg gives none ()
> yellow paisley oyster egg gives Strength of Ten Ettins (Muscle Percent: +25)
> spooky eyeliner gives Oiled Skin (Moxie Percent: +100)
> spooky lipstick gives Medieval Mage Mayhem (Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> Meleegra&trade; pills gives Super Skill ()
> handsomeness potion gives Barbecue Saucy (Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15)
> marzipan skull gives Oily Flavor (Muscle: +15)
> cheap wind-up clock gives Gobliny Flavor (Damage Reduction: 5)
> deodorant gives Ruthlessly Efficient ()
> reodorant gives Dance Interpreter (Item Drop: +20)
> Gummi-Gnauga gives Oh Snap (Experience (Moxie): +10)
> Now and Earlier gives Rootin' Around (Candy Drop: +25)
> Sugar Cog gives Space Cowboy (Experience: +2)
> purple snowcone gives Held Closer (Item Drop: +20)
> green snowcone gives Hobo Flavor (Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +2)
> orange snowcone gives All Is Forgiven (Familiar Weight: +10)
> red snowcone gives Moose Wisdom (Mysticality: +20)
> blue snowcone gives Sharp Weapon ()
> black snowcone gives Magically Delicious (Mysticality: +40)
> twinkly powder gives Lemony Goodness (Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10)
> hot powder gives Demonic Flavor (Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +2)
> cold powder gives Braaaains Over Braaaawwn ()
> spooky powder gives Tightly-Wound Spine (Initiative: +25)
> stench powder gives Human-Elf Hybrid (Candy Drop: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> sleaze powder gives Deadly Lampblade (Spooky Damage: +75)
> twinkly nuggets gives Hagnk's Gratitude (Hot Spell Damage: +50, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> hot nuggets gives Action (Muscle Percent: +100)
> cold nuggets gives Castaway Physique (Muscle Percent: +25)
> spooky nuggets gives Spooky Jellied (Experience: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> stench nuggets gives Old School Pompadour (Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +30)
> sleaze nuggets gives Helping Comes Second (Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +25)
> sugar-coated pine cone gives Boo Tea (Spooky Damage: +30)
> explosion-flavored chewing gum gives Alchemical, Brother (Mysticality Percent: +30)
> yellow snowcone gives Dilated Pupils (Item Drop: +20)
> jazz soap gives Jazz Hands ()
> libation of liveliness gives Inebriate Pride (Experience: [min(4,ceil(D/5))])
> eyedrops of the ermine gives Toast Tea (Cold Resistance: +3)
> perfume of prejudice gives Hippy Flavor (Mysticality: +15)
> eyedrops of the ocelot gives Buttermilk Boogie (Moxie Percent: +50, Initiative: +50, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 40)
> potent potion of potency gives The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +20)
> concentrated cordial of concentration gives Fungal Flambé (Hot Spell Damage: +100)
> astral mushroom gives Here's Mud in Your Eye (Meat Drop: +50)
> blue-frosted astral cupcake gives You Can Really Taste the Dormouse (Familiar Weight: +5)
> green-frosted astral cupcake gives Singer's Faithful Ocelot (Item Drop: +10)
> orange-frosted astral cupcake gives Mercenary (Item Drop: +40)
> purple-frosted astral cupcake gives Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (Weapon Damage: +12, Spell Damage: +12)
> pink-frosted astral cupcake gives Cruisin' for a Bruisin' (Weapon Damage Percent: +100)
> lotion of hotness gives Dirty Pear ()
> lotion of coldness gives Ass Over Teakettle (Initiative: +50)
> lotion of spookiness gives Hiding in Plain Sight (Initiative: +100)
> lotion of stench gives Wit Tea (Mysticality: +50)
> lotion of sleaziness gives Fishy Fortification (Maximum HP: +50, Muscle Percent: +10)
> milk of magnesium gives Sticky Hands ()
> candy brain gives Human-Insect Hybrid (Initiative: +25)
> salamander slurry gives Amorphous Cheer (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> eyedrops of newt gives Spirit Bubble (Damage Reduction: 10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10)
> Frogade gives Eye of the Seal (Item Drop: +10)
> papotion of papower gives Rage of the Reindeer (Weapon Damage: +10, Muscle Percent: +10)
> alphabet gum gives Human-Pirate Hybrid (Gear Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +50)
> roofie gives none ()
> bag of Cheat-Os gives Wolf's Bane ()
> handful of hand chalk gives Vitali Tea (Maximum HP: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5)
> bottle of Vangoghbitussin gives none ()
> can of Binarrrca gives Talking Like a Pirate ()
> Bit O' Ectoplasm gives Bandersnatched (Moxie: +5, Ranged Damage: +10 )
> radium-flavored potato chips gives Ponderous Potency (Weapon Damage: +20)
> wintergreen-flavored potato chips gives Hot Blooded (Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +2)
> ennui-flavored potato chips gives Human-Horror Hybrid (Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> adder bladder gives Flexibili Tea (Experience (Moxie): +3)
> Black No. 2 gives Slightly Mutated (Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +15)
> toothbrush gives none ()
> Daffy Taffy gives All Is Forgiven (Familiar Weight: +10)
> orange and black Crimboween candy gives Enraged (Muscle Percent: +10)
> arse-a'fire elixir gives Become Superficially interested (Combat Rate: -5)
> cosmic lemonade gives L'instinct F&eacute;lin (Moxie: +30)
> powdered toad horn gives Outer Wolf&trade; (Weapon Damage Percent: +200, Critical Hit Percent: +10)
> turtle pheromones gives Mushroom Magicalness (Mysticality Percent: +200)
> pygmy pygment gives Standard Cheer (Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1, Maximum HP: +1, Maximum MP: +1, Damage Absorption: +1, Damage Reduction: 1)
> white candy heart gives Egg-stra Arm (Muscle Percent: +10)
> pink candy heart gives Amorphous Cheer (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> orange candy heart gives Extra-Thick Blood (HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10)
> lavender candy heart gives Sugary Tongue (Moxie Percent: +30)
> yellow candy heart gives Dwarven Hardiness (Muscle Percent: +5)
> green candy heart gives Hyphemariffic (Spooky Resistance: +9)
> can of black paint gives Flashing Eyes (Meat Drop: +30)
> filthworm hatchling scent gland gives Wistfully Nostalgic (Experience: +3)
> filthworm drone scent gland gives The Moxious Madrigal (Moxie: +10)
> filthworm royal guard scent gland gives Greased-Up Familiar (Familiar Weight (hidden): [5*env(underwater)])
> henna face paint gives Good with the Ladies (Experience: +3)
> tube of dread wax gives Tingly Biceps (Muscle: +5)
> banana smoothie gives Bone Chilling (Cold Damage: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +40)
> bottle of rhinoceros hormones gives Human-Undead Hybrid (Spooky Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +20)
> teeny-tiny magic scroll gives Space Tripping (Experience (Muscle): +4, Experience (Mysticality): +4, Experience (Moxie): +4)
> bottle of pirate juice gives It's Soporiffic! (MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3)
> irradiated pet snacks gives stats.enq (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler gives Dweeby (Mysticality: +15)
> cyclops eyedrops gives Angry Bone ()
> can of spinach gives Ocelot Eyes (Item Drop: +10)
> fire flower gives Turkey-Friendly (Familiar Weight: +5)
> freezerburned ice cube gives Cold as Ice (Hot Resistance: +5, Cold Damage: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50)
> fake blood gives Can't Be a Chooser (Meat Drop: +30)
> Eau de Guaneau gives Filled with Magic (Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> bag of lard gives Violent Night (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> bottle of Mystic Shell gives Cockroach Scurry (Initiative: +50)
> SPF 451 lip balm gives Soles of Glass (Initiative: +20)
> bottle of antifreeze gives Peppermint Bite (Muscle: +5)
> black eyedrops gives Purity of Spirit (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> Dogsgotnonoz pills gives Sauce Monocle (Spell Critical Percent: [5+10*class(Sauceror)])
> donkey flipbook gives Je Ne Sais Porquoise (Moxie Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +6, Item Drop: +5)
> lesser grodulated violet gives Oriental Mysticism (Mysticality Percent: +5)
> tin magnolia gives Standard Issue Bravery (Muscle: +30, Mysticality: +30, Moxie: +30)
> begpwnia gives Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord ()
> upsy daisy gives Heightened Senses (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +25)
> half-orchid gives 20/20 Vision (Item Drop: +10)
> ant agonist gives Berry Statistical (Muscle Percent: +66, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +66)
> Ben-Gal&trade; Balm gives Pharmaceutically Cool (Experience Percent (Moxie): +20)
> gremlin juice gives Springy Fusilli (Initiative: +40)
> mother's little helper gives init.enh (Initiative: +50)
> tiny bottle of absinthe gives The Power of LOV (Muscle: +40, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15)
> sensitive poetry journal gives Gobliny Flavor (Damage Reduction: 5)
> bottled inspiration gives Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (Weapon Damage: +12, Spell Damage: +12)
> bellhop bell gives Hella Tough (Muscle Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5)
> disintegrating spiky collar gives Busy Bein' Delicious (Moxie: +5)
> bottle of black cat tonic gives Human-Human Hybrid (Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +10)
> sparkler gives Standard Issue Bravery (Muscle: +30, Mysticality: +30, Moxie: +30)
> snake gives Rootin' Around (Candy Drop: +25)
> M-242 gives Metal Speed (Initiative: +20)
> funky dried mushroom gives Fudgehound ()
> black facepaint gives Beta Carotene Overdose (Item Drop: +50)
> black sheepskin diploma gives Permafrosty (Cold Damage: +50)
> Black Body&trade; spray gives Cringle's Curative Carol (HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10)
> panty raider camouflage gives Engorged Weapon (Weapon Damage: +10)
> gremlin mutagen gives Bark of the Dog (Initiative: +50, Experience (Moxie): +2)
> extra-potent gremlin mutagen gives Eye of the Seal (Item Drop: +10)
> chunk of rock salt gives Carol of the Bones (Muscle Percent: +10)
> handful of pine needles gives Favored by Lyle (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> vial of hamethyst juice gives Extra Terrestrial (HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 20)
> vial of baconstone juice gives Ooh, Umami! (Sleaze Damage: +5)
> vial of porquoise juice gives Frigid Weapon (Cold Damage: +3)
> flask of hamethyst juice gives Down With Chow (Familiar Weight: +10)
> flask of baconstone juice gives Gamer Rage (Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> flask of porquoise juice gives Salt Rockin' (Moxie: +30)
> jug of hamethyst juice gives Pla-see-bo (Item Drop: +10)
> jug of baconstone juice gives The Real Deal (HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 20)
> jug of porquoise juice gives Rotten Memories (Stench Damage: +15)
> swamp lolly gives Tingly Biceps (Muscle: +5)
> seegar butt gives Chalked-Up Teeth (Moxie: +25)
> big dribbly candle gives Bloody Bloody Bloody! (Spooky Damage: +50)
> pirate pamphlet gives Aided and Abetted (Damage Reduction: [L])
> pirate brochure gives Three Days Slow (Experience (familiar): +3)
> pirate tract gives Cruisin' for a Bruisin' (Weapon Damage Percent: +100)
> Steal This Candy gives The Sweats (Stench Resistance: +5)
> chocolate filthy lucre gives Hood Ridin' (Hot Damage: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +40)
> Angry Farmer's Wife Candy gives Glo-Face (MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5)
> jar of &quot;Creole Lady&quot; marrrmalade gives Gonna Get You, Sucker (Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5)
> Swabbie&trade; swab gives Polka Face (Item Drop: [5*min(L,11)], Meat Drop: [5*min(L,11)])
> Oil of Parrrlay gives Oriental Mysticism (Mysticality Percent: +5)
> fish-liver oil gives Crimbo Nostalgia (Experience: +5)
> true grit gives Stop and Smell the Fudge ()
> all-purpose cleaner gives none ()
> black candy heart gives Disco State of Mind (Moxie: +2)
> cymbal syrup gives Action (Muscle Percent: +100)
> piece of after eight gives Scarysauce (Sleaze Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2)
> warm El Vibrato drone gives Eagle Eyes (Item Drop: +20)
> humming El Vibrato drone gives Mortarfied (Damage Absorption: +100)
> glowing El Vibrato drone gives Disco State of Mind (Moxie: +2)
> seal eyeball gives Standard Cheer (Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1, Maximum HP: +1, Maximum MP: +1, Damage Absorption: +1, Damage Reduction: 1)
> evil vihuela gives Nightstalkin' (Critical Hit Percent: +10)
> evil potion of potency gives This Is Where You're a Viking (Cold Damage: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25)
> evil libation of liveliness gives Proprie Tea (Sleaze Resistance: +3)
> evil tomato juice of powerful power gives Human-Plant Hybrid (Cold Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +20)
> evil eyedrops of the ermine gives Human-Elemental Hybrid (Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3)
> evil ointment of the occult gives Witch Breaded (Mysticality Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +200, Spell Critical Percent: +20)
> evil serum of sarcasm gives Wax On Your Shoes (Moxie: +15, Initiative: +25)
> evil philter of phorce gives Berry Statistical (Muscle Percent: +66, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +66)
> handful of Crotchety Pine needles gives Grumpy and Ornery (Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +20)
> lump of Saccharine Maple sap gives Quantum of Moxie (Moxie: +30)
> handful of Laughing Willow bark gives Memory of Smarts (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> Climate Colada gives Educated (Sorta) (Sleaze Resistance: +5)
> digital underground potion gives Spiritually Awake (MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 4)
> deadly lampshade gives Patched In (Mysticality Percent: +20)
> concentrated garbage juice gives Cancer Rising (Maximum MP Percent: +100)
> sterno-flavored Hob-O gives Little Mouse Skull Buddy ()
> frostbite-flavored Hob-O gives Improved Candy Vision (Candy Drop: +25)
> fry-oil-flavored Hob-O gives Healthy, Elfy, and Wise (HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10)
> garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O gives Booze Goozles (Moxie Percent: +50, Initiative: +25, Ranged Damage Percent: +25)
> strawberry-flavored Hob-O gives Really Deep Breath (Adventure Underwater)
> Everlasting Deckswabber gives In the Slimelight (Stench Damage: +50)
> STYX deodorant body spray gives Hennaliciousness (Mysticality: +3)
> cranberry cordial gives Third Based (Pickpocket Chance: +25)
> blackberry polite gives Human-Constellation Hybrid (Meat Drop: +50)
> plum lozenge gives Horrid, Torrid (Weapon Damage Percent: +10)
> pear lozenge gives Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> peach lozenge gives Deadly Flashing Blade (Weapon Damage: +10)
> glittery mascara gives Ooh, Sour! (Stench Damage: +5)
> sea salt crystal gives Black Lung ()
> bazookafish bubble gum gives Wet Rub (HP Regen Min: 16, HP Regen Max: 20)
> shark cartilage gives Fortunate Resolve (Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +10)
> eel battery gives Mint-Condition Breath (Moxie Percent: +50)
> temporary teardrop tattoo gives Hombre Muerto Caminando (Initiative: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Maximum MP: +20)
> pressurized potion of puissance gives Jingle Jangle Jingle ()
> pressurized potion of perspicacity gives Got Milk ()
> pressurized potion of pulchritude gives Frog In Your Throat (Muscle: +25)
> sugar banana gives Bureaucratized (Familiar Weight: +10)
> sugar lime gives Weird Flavor ()
> sugar cherry gives Corona de la Salsa (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> Mer-kin fastjuice gives Some Cheese with Your Wine (Stench Damage: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +30)
> sea grease gives Puddingskin (Maximum HP: +20, Damage Reduction: 5)
> unstable DNA gives Grumpy and Ornery (Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +20)
> Gummi-DNA gives Slime Time (Maximum HP Percent: +100)
> pressurized potion of perception gives Feet of Watermelon (Experience (Muscle): +3)
> pressurized potion of proficiency gives Hairless and Airless (Initiative Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)])
> cheap cigar butt gives Night of the Nachos (Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> jellyfish gel gives Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> concoction of clumsiness gives Fury of the Bells (Muscle Percent: +10)
> love song of vague ambiguity gives Muscularrr (Muscle Percent: +10)
> love song of smoldering passion gives Ode to Booze ()
> love song of icy revenge gives Sensation (Moxie Percent: +100)
> love song of sugary cuteness gives Hood Ridin' (Hot Damage: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +40)
> love song of disturbing obsession gives Wreathed in Smoke (Hot Resistance: +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1)
> love song of naughty innuendo gives Wintry Breath (Cold Damage: +10)
> breath mint gives The Chains Down In The Belly-O (MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 40)
> hair of the fish gives Dwarven Hardiness (Muscle Percent: +5)
> Mer-kin hidepaint gives The Style... of the Future (Moxie Percent: +50, Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3)
> glowing syringe gives Destructive Resolve (Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20)
> wad of cotton gives Slightly Mutated (Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +15)
> vial of brown slime gives White-boy Angst (Initiative: +50)
> tainted seal's blood gives Spiky Frozen Hair ()
> hyperinflated seal lung gives Powder Power (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> scrap of shadow gives Broberry Brotality (Muscle Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50)
> fustulent seal grulch gives Mistified (Damage Reduction: 30)
> cube of billiard chalk gives Greased-Up Familiar (Familiar Weight (hidden): [5*env(underwater)])
> sizzling seal fat gives Locks Like the Raven (Moxie: +15)
> frost-rimed seal hide gives Shoesauce (Initiative: +30)
> seal lube gives Cotton Mouthed ()
> ballast turtle gives Triangle, Man (Muscle Percent: +10)
> neurostim pill gives Amorous Avarice (Meat Drop: [min(100,ceil(D/5)*25)])
> physiostim pill gives Uncucumbered (Mysticality Percent: +200, Item Drop: +25)
> bitter pill gives Petit Forbearance (MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> tempura air gives Gyromitra Gymnastics (Moxie: +40)
> pressurized potion of pneumaticity gives Fastbreaker (Muscle Percent: +20)
> floaty sand gives Stimulated Body (HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> dubious peppermint gives Tenacity of the Snapper (Weapon Damage: +8)
> Elvish delight gives Macho, Macho Dog (Muscle Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10)
> children of the candy corn gives The Sweats (Stench Resistance: +5)
> Good 'n' Slimy gives Memory of Smarts (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> groupie spangles gives Notably Lovely (Moxie: +10, Ranged Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 10)
> gun cleaning kit gives Gleaming White Teeth (Moxie Percent: +50)
> mariachi toothpaste gives Egged On (Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Damage Reduction: 10)
> vial of squid ink gives Analog Drunk (Experience: +3)
> potion of fishy speed gives Pyromania (Hot Damage: +15)
> spooky sap gives Newt Gets In Your Eyes (Moxie: +25)
> ribbon candy gives Gonna Get You, Sucker (Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5)
> Piddles gives Initiative and Let Die (Initiative: +50)
> BitterSweetTarts gives Stands Alone (Stench Damage: +10)
> Polka Pop gives Shot in the Arse (Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15)
> elven suicide capsule gives The Spy Who Loved XP (Experience: +5)
> Crimbo peppermint bark gives Winning Smile (Experience: +3)
> Crimbo fudge gives Voracious Gorging (Item Drop: [min(40,ceil(F/5)*10)], Food Drop: [min(100,ceil(F/5)*25)])
> Crimbo candied pecan gives Sticky Hands ()
> sealhide seal doll gives Sweet Incentive (Familiar Weight: +5)
> invisibility potion gives 20/20 Vision (Item Drop: +10)
> irresistibility potion gives Intimidating Mien (Spooky Damage: +15)
> irritability potion gives Sharpened Sweet Tooth (Candy Drop: +25)
> seal-brain elixir gives Stemonitis Storm (Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10)
> recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder gives Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20)
> recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity gives Swordholder (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> recording of Elron's Explosive Etude gives Alpine Mintiness (Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Spell Damage: +25)
> recording of Chorale of Companionship gives Pill Power (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> recording of Prelude of Precision gives You Know Where to Go (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad gives Egg-headedness (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration gives Gummiskin (Moxie: +100)
> Northern pemmican gives The Moxie of LOV (Moxie: +25, Ranged Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +50)
> &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion gives Minerva's Zen (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> delicious comfit? gives Craft Tea ()
> The Legendary Beat gives none ()
> essential soy gives Hella Smart (Mysticality Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +15, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15)
> essential cameraderie gives meat.enh (Meat Drop: +60)
> chocolate-covered caviar gives Smugness (Moxie: +5)
> chiptune guitar gives none ()
> fixed-gear bicycle gives none ()
> ironic moustache gives none ()
> wet venom duct gives Clyde's Blessing (Item Drop: +50)
> PlexiPips gives For Your Brain Only (Mysticality: +30)
> Wax Flask gives Sweet and Green (Weapon Damage: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +15)
> Pain Dip gives Blackberry Politeness (Meat Drop: +20)
> Stabonic scroll gives none ()
> candy skeleton gives Standard Issue Bravery (Muscle: +30, Mysticality: +30, Moxie: +30)
> pumpkin juice gives Greasy Flavor (Weapon Damage: +30)
> holly-flavored Hob-O gives It's Soporiffic! (MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3)
> chocolate bath ball gives Stopping to Smell the Flowers (Experience: +3)
> bacon bath ball gives Disdain of the War Snapper (Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5)
> incense bath ball gives Arcane in the Brain (Mana Cost (stackable): -3)
> myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball gives Can't Be a Chooser (Meat Drop: +30)
> motivational poster gives Mariachi Mood (Maximum HP: +3, Moxie: +1)
> weremoose spit gives Turkey-Ambitious (Initiative: +25, Meat Drop: +50)
> abominable blubber gives Shawarma Initiative (Initiative: +150)
> baggie of powdered sugar gives Twen Tea (Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Ranged Damage: +20, Familiar Damage: +20)
> wasabi marble soda gives Witch Breaded (Mysticality Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +200, Spell Critical Percent: +20)
> tobiko marble soda gives Wings of the Grasshopper (Initiative: +50)
> natto marble soda gives Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> elderly jawbreaker gives This Is Where You're a Viking (Cold Damage: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25)
> Atomic Comic gives Riboflavin' ()
> Red Pill gives Mariachi Mood (Maximum HP: +3, Moxie: +1)
> Pok&euml;mann band-aid gives Salamanderenity (MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4)
> Okee-Dokee soda gives Gemini Rising (Maximum HP Percent: +100)
> correction fluid gives Burnt 'n' Turnt (Maximum MP Percent: +100)
> willyweed gives Omphalotus Omnipresence (Mysticality: +40)
> Nuclear Blastball gives Hot Jellied (Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Muscle Percent: +30)
> fish juice box gives Eyes Wide Propped (Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50)
> Ultrasoldier Serum gives Gobliny Flavor (Damage Reduction: 5)
> honeypot gives The Magic of Sharing (Mysticality Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25)
> Comet Drop gives Aries Rising (Weapon Damage: +30)
> transporter transponder gives Fungal Fortification (Damage Absorption: +200)
> Comet Pop gives Oh Snap (Experience (Moxie): +10)
> Flan in the Moon gives Petit Force (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> 1/6th Pound Cake gives Hyperoffended (Sleaze Resistance: +9)
> honey stick gives Eagle Eyes (Item Drop: +20)
> double-ice gum gives Burning Tongue ()
> corrupted data gives Rad-ish (Moxie Percent: +25)
> potion of the field gar gives Hella Smart (Mysticality Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +15, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15)
> too legit potion gives Craft Tea ()
> Bright Water gives Burnt 'n' Turnt (Maximum MP Percent: +100)
> cold-filtered water gives Sleaze-Resistant Trousers (Sleaze Resistance: +1)
> graveyard snowglobe gives Medieval Mage Mayhem (Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> cool cat elixir gives Boletus Swoletus (Muscle: +40)
> potion of the captain's hammer gives Ermine Eyes (Item Drop: +5)
> potion of X-ray vision gives Fishy ()
> potion of the litterbox gives meat.enh (Meat Drop: +60)
> potion of animal rage gives Sepia Tan (Moxie: +10, Initiative: +20, Experience (Moxie): +2)
> potion of punctual companionship gives Tremella Tremens (Item Drop: +40)
> d12 gives none ()
> ghostly body paint gives Tenacity of the Snapper (Weapon Damage: +8)
> necrotizing body spray gives Paging Betty (Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10)
> bite-me-red lipstick gives You Know What's Up (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> whisker pencil gives Texas Elegance (Maximum HP: +30, Maximum MP: +30)
> press-on ribs gives Burning Ears (Hot Spell Damage: +11, Cold Resistance: +3)
> Rattlin' Chains gives Memory of Speed (Initiative: +200)
> Gummy Brains gives Industrial Strength Starch (Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20)
> Blood 'n' Plenty gives Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> Lobos Mints gives Rave Nirvana (Meat Drop: +50)
> Sweet Sword gives Sparkling Consciousness (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> sorority brain gives Hammertime ()
> Nightstalker perfume gives Mortarfied (Damage Absorption: +100)
> drum of pomade gives Sticky Hands ()
> Necbro wafers gives Phairly Pheromonal (Familiar Weight: +4)
> peppermint twist gives Dexteri Tea (Moxie: +50)
> licorice root gives Bitterskin (Slime Hates It: +1)
> banana supersucker gives Mushroom Melody (Ranged Damage: +100)
> pear supersucker gives Human-Constellation Hybrid (Meat Drop: +50)
> lime supersucker gives Shredding, Sweating (Weapon Damage Percent: +25)
> kumquat supersucker gives Hangdog (Sleaze Damage: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20)
> strawberry supersucker gives Patent Prevention (Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3)
> fudge lily gives Whitened Teeth (Moxie Percent: +10)
> fluid of fudge-finding gives Weird Vibrations (Initiative: +25)
> devilish folio gives Stimulated Brain (MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 20)
> Fudgie Roll gives Tiki Temerity (Moxie Percent: +100, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10)
> resolution: be wealthier gives Flashing Eyes (Meat Drop: +30)
> resolution: be happier gives Nuts about Candy (Maximum HP: +50)
> resolution: be stronger gives Big (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> resolution: be smarter gives Good Karma (Mysticality: +5)
> resolution: be sexier gives Provocative Perkiness (Initiative: +20)
> resolution: be feistier gives The Halls of Muscularity (Experience (Muscle): +3)
> resolution: be kinder gives Marinated (Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15)
> resolution: be luckier gives Shot in the Arse (Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15)
> gummi salamander gives Hombre Muerto Caminando (Initiative: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Maximum MP: +20)
> gummi snake gives Wings of the Grasshopper (Initiative: +50)
> gummi canary gives Smugness (Moxie: +5)
> gummi trilobite gives Heart of Green (Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Familiar Weight: +3)
> gummi ammonite gives Educated (Sorta) (Sleaze Resistance: +5)
> gummi belemnite gives Expert Vacationer (Experience Percent (Muscle): [25*(zone(Spring Break Beach)+zone(Conspiracy Island)+zone(Dinseylandfill)+zone(That 70s Volcano)+zone(The Glaciest))], Experience Percent (Mysticality): [25*(zone(Spring Break Beach)+zone(Conspiracy Island)+zone(Dinseylandfill)+zone(That 70s Volcano)+zone(The Glaciest))], Experience Percent (Moxie): [25*(zone(Spring Break Beach)+zone(Conspiracy Island)+zone(Dinseylandfill)+zone(That 70s Volcano)+zone(The Glaciest))])
> all-year sucker gives none ()
> Jackass Plumber home game gives none ()
> Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide gives Egg-headedness (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> bottle of bubbles gives Think Win-Lose (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> wind-up meatcar gives Deadly Flashing Blade (Weapon Damage: +10)
> Atomic Pop gives Shrimpin' Ain't Easy (Familiar Weight: +5)
> baobab sap gives Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (Initiative: +20)
> Mortimer's nostrum gives Hippy Flavor (Mysticality: +15)
> Marvin's marvelous pill gives You're High as a Crow, Marty (Initiative: +100)
> desktop zen garden gives Mushroom Melody (Ranged Damage: +100)
> fireclutch gives Armor-Plated (Damage Reduction: 10)
> stone wool gives Square to be Hip (Moxie Percent: +10)
> drop of water-37 gives Witch's Brood (Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50)
> bottle of fire gives Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (Weapon Damage: +12, Spell Damage: +12)
> Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice gives The Spirit of Crimbo ()
> daub-breaker gives Baconstoned (Mysticality Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +11)
> CSA bravery badge gives Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (Mysticality: +30)
> Enchanted Plunger gives Wintergreen Warmongery (Muscle: +30)
> Enchanted Flyswatter gives Winning Smile (Experience: +3)
> Gearhead Goo gives Flaming Weapon (Hot Damage: +3)
> Missing Eye Simulation Device gives Disco Inferno (Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +3)
> Gnollish Crossdress gives Badger Underfoot (Meat Drop: +20)
> eldritch dough gives Sugar, Hello (Mysticality: +20)
> Charity's choker gives Action (Muscle Percent: +100)
> Smart Bone Dust gives Slightly Mutated (Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +15)
> perpendicular guano gives Chilblains of the Corn (Spooky Damage: +5)
> White Chocolate Golem Seeds gives Tingly Elbows (Moxie: +5)
> Shivering Ch&egrave;vre gives Brother Corsican's Blessing (Experience (familiar): +2)
> giant breath mint gives Heart of Green (Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Familiar Weight: +3)
> enchanted muesli gives Salsa Satanica (Item Drop: +50)
> glass of warm milk gives Okee-Dokee Computer (Mysticality: +30)
> glass of gnat milk gives Muddled (Muscle Percent: +200, Monster Level: +15)
> Knob Goblin Mutagen gives Void Between the Stars (Cold Damage: +50)
> Tears of the Quiet Healer gives Radiant Personality (Moxie Percent: +30)
> giant tube of black lipstick gives Twen Tea (Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Ranged Damage: +20, Familiar Damage: +20)
> skelelton spine gives Omphalotus Omnipresence (Mysticality: +40)
> smut orc sunglasses gives Dragged Through the Coals (Hot Damage: +100)
> blob of acid gives Joy (Familiar Weight: +10)
> flayed mind gives Clyde's Blessing (Item Drop: +50)
> kobold kibble gives Paging Betty (Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10)
> forest spirit rattle gives Boo Tea (Spooky Damage: +30)
> Stone Golem pebbles gives Brother Corsican's Blessing (Experience (familiar): +2)
> spooky gravy fairy warlock hat gives Video Game Hot Dog (Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +25)
> bull blubber gives Sugary World View (Candy Drop: +100)
> frog lip-print gives Mitre Cut (Mysticality Percent: [100+2*min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))])
> gazely stare gives Disdain of the Storm Tortoise (Initiative: +5, Maximum MP: +10)
> tiny canopic jar gives A Taste of Rainbow ()
> clove-flavored lip balm gives Demonic Taint (Stench Damage: +30)
> Skullery Maid's Knee gives Video Game Hot Dog (Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +25)
> zombie hollandaise gives Booing Radly ()
> skeletal banana gives Litterboxing (Stench Damage: +30, Item Drop: +15)
> gilt perfume bottle gives Rat-Faced (Moxie Percent: +10)
> janglin' bones gives Going Ape (Item Drop: +30)
> pygmy papers gives Mystic Circle (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> pygmy dart gives Burning Ears (Hot Spell Damage: +11, Cold Resistance: +3)
> secret mummy herbs and spices gives Muscle Unbound (Experience Percent (Muscle): +5)
> brigand brittle gives Heart of Yellow (Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Initiative: +20)
> holistic headache remedy gives Thought (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> scrunchie tourniquet gives Rosewater Mark (Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +2)
> embezzler's oil gives Wallflowering (Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 10)
> Fu Manchu Wax gives Permafrosty (Cold Damage: +50)
> Iiti Kitty Gumdrop gives Eye of the Lihc (Spooky Resistance: +1)
> ravenous eye gives All Is Forgiven (Familiar Weight: +10)
> Rogue Windmill Rouge gives Sated and Furious (Weapon Damage: [min(50,ceil(F/5))], Spell Damage: [min(50,ceil(F/5))])
> A muse-bouche gives Spooky Flavor (Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +2)
> gold toothbrush gives Thick-Skinned (Maximum HP: +50)
> pirate cream pie gives The Best a Pirate Can Get (Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +25)
> una poca de gracia gives Red Around the Gills (HP Regen Min: [140*env(underwater)], HP Regen Max: [150*env(underwater)], MP Regen Min: [140*env(underwater)], MP Regen Max: [150*env(underwater)])
> compressed air canister gives Strange Mental Acuity (Mysticality Percent: +25)
> salt water taffy gives Snobby (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> unholy water gives Bonelording (Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25)
> Bangyomaman battle juice gives Snobby (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> handyman &quot;hand soap&quot; gives Burning Ears (Hot Spell Damage: +11, Cold Resistance: +3)
> space marine flash grenade gives Sweet and Yellow (Ranged Damage: +30, Initiative: +10)
> temporary tribal tattoo gives Mer-kinny Flavor (Adventure Underwater)
> oil-filled donut gives Is This Your Card? (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> stick-on gnome beard gives Whippin' It Good (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> BRICKO stud gives Trash-Wrapped (Damage Reduction: 10)
> Osk'r Chow gives Robocamo ()
> Scuba Snack gives Sugar, Hello (Mysticality: +20)
> grey cube gives Barbecue Saucy (Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15)
> votive candle gives Held Closer (Item Drop: +20)
> booby trap gives Spiky Hair (Muscle: +6, Moxie: +6)
> Agent Corrigan's cigarette gives Wit Tea (Mysticality: +50)
> good ash gives Balls of Ectoplasm (Spooky Resistance: +1)
> papier-mochi gives Strange Mental Acuity (Mysticality Percent: +25)
> papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera gives Berry Thorny (Weapon Damage: +15)
> papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks gives Goldentongue (Moxie Percent: +100)
> that gum you like gives Memory of Resilience (Damage Absorption: +200)
> powdered candy sushi set gives Inner Warmth (Cold Resistance: +5)
> beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar gives Executive Greed (Meat Drop: +50)
> sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar gives 20/20 Vision (Item Drop: +10)
> cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar gives Antibiotic Saucesphere (HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 5)
> cartoon heart gives none ()
> gold star gives none ()
> red potion gives none ()
> blue potion gives none ()
> extra-strength red potion gives none ()
> fancy blue potion gives none ()
> orcish hand lotion gives Abyssal Blood (Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 40, HP Regen Max: 50)
> orcish rubber gives Mortarfied (Damage Absorption: +100)
> orcish nailing lube gives Mutated (Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25)
> Polysniff Perfume gives Old School Pompadour (Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +30)
> vial of The Glistening gives Pronounced Potency (Weapon Damage: +5)
> Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro gives Chorale of Companionship (Familiar Weight: +10)
> haggis-infused soap gives Fitter, Happier (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100)
> magicberry tablets gives Wet Willied (Underwater Familiar)
> 37x37x37 puzzle cube gives Alchemical, Brother (Mysticality Percent: +30)
> bottle of limeade gives Infernal Thirst (Booze Drop: +200)
> crude crudit&eacute;s gives Ready to Snap (Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1)
> candy crayons gives Marbles in Your Mouth (Moxie: +50)
> cube of ectoplasm gives Hagnk's Gratitude (Hot Spell Damage: +50, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> Illuminati earpiece gives 'Roids of the Rhinoceros (Muscle: +100)
> censored can label gives Disco Inferno (Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +3)
> ectoplasm <i>au jus</i> gives Frozen Hands (Cold Damage: +11)
> the kindest cold cut gives Natural 20 (Initiative: +100)
> lucky cat's paw gives Livin' Large (Meat Drop: +10)
> ASCII fu manchu gives Boon of the War Snapper ()
> demonic surgical gloves gives Turtle Titters (Experience: +3)
> cheap clip-on ninja tie gives Hyperoxygenated Blood (Adventure Underwater)
> gamer slurry gives Alacri Tea (Initiative: +50)
> scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff gives La Bamba (Item Drop: +3)
> scroll of Puddingskin gives Alpine Mintiness (Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Spell Damage: +25)
> pec oil gives Heal Thy Nanoself (HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> Squat-Thrust Magazine gives Burning Tongue ()
> O'RLY manual gives Tiki Toughness (Muscle Percent: +100, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10)
> Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick gives Nutrient-Rich (Experience: +4, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +25)
> Super Weight-Gain 9000 gives Crimbo Epiphany (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> possibility potion gives Yuletide Sappiness (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> celestial olive oil gives Human-Plant Hybrid (Cold Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +20)
> celestial carrot juice gives Macho Profundo (Muscle Percent: +60, Moxie Percent: +60)
> celestial au jus gives Moon-Eyed (Mysticality: +30)
> celestial squid ink gives Barking Mad (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> fishy pipe gives Fishy ()
> shavin' razor gives Chain Chain Chains (Spooky Damage: +10)
> Mer-kin lipstick gives Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> Mer-kin strongjuice gives The Style... of the Future (Moxie Percent: +50, Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3)
> Mer-kin ragejuice gives Wax On Your Shoes (Moxie: +15, Initiative: +25)
> Mer-kin smartjuice gives Celestial Body (Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20)
> Mer-kin cooljuice gives Is This Your Card? (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> pulled yellow taffy gives Metal Speed (Initiative: +20)
> pulled indigo taffy gives PERL of Great Price (Meat Drop: +25)
> pulled green taffy gives You're High as a Crow, Marty (Initiative: +100)
> pulled blue taffy gives Smokin' ()
> pulled orange taffy gives Ooh, Salty! (Cold Damage: +5)
> pulled violet taffy gives Mystic Circle (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> pulled red taffy gives Cold Blooded (Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +2)
> ph balancer gives Larger (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> Mer-kin rocksalt gives Category (Experience Percent (Mysticality): +25)
> Mer-kin saltmint gives Oriental Mysticism (Mysticality Percent: +5)
> Mer-kin saltsquid gives Twen Tea (Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Ranged Damage: +20, Familiar Damage: +20)
> comb jelly gives Full of Wist (Experience: [min(L,11)])
> Boss Drops gives Inner Warmth (Cold Resistance: +5)
> black tear gives Angry like the Wolf (Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10)
> jagged tooth gives Filled with Magic (Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> grisly shell fragment gives Fancy Feasted (Moxie Percent: +20)
> violent pastilles gives Chalky White Pallor (Mysticality Percent: +50)
> worst candy gives Tingly Biceps (Muscle: +5)
> fudge-shaped hole in space-time gives Cute Vision (Familiar Weight: +5)
> giant giant moth dust gives Chalk Outline ()
> glob of spoiled mayo gives Hobo Flavor (Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +2)
> brass Dreadsylvanian flask gives Transcendental Wind (Mysticality: +50)
> silver Dreadsylvanian flask gives Saucemastery (Maximum HP: +3, Mysticality: +1)
> Hunger&trade; Sauce gives Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (Experience (familiar): +1)
> ghost thread gives substats.enh (Experience: +3)
> phial of hotness gives Provocative Perkiness (Initiative: +20)
> phial of coldness gives Chief Executive Optimism (Item Drop: +15)
> phial of spookiness gives Burnt 'n' Turnt (Maximum MP Percent: +100)
> phial of stench gives Net Tea (Stench Resistance: +3)
> phial of sleaziness gives It's Electric! ()
> chicle de salchicha gives Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife (Sleaze Damage: +5)
> defective Game Grid token gives none ()
> Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module gives BOOsted (Muscle: +30)
> hair oil gives Glo-Face (MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5)
> scrap metal gives Mushroom Melody (Ranged Damage: +100)
> sodium pentasomething gives Improved Candy Vision (Candy Drop: +25)
> superwater gives It's Soporiffic! (MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3)
> colorful toad gives Mistified (Damage Reduction: 30)
> bag of pygmy blood gives Favored by Lyle (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> pill cup gives Whippin' It Good (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> pygmy phone number gives Rainbow Bright (Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Cold Damage: +15, Hot Damage: +15, Sleaze Damage: +15, Spooky Damage: +15, Stench Damage: +15)
> bent scrap metal gives Material Witness (Meat Drop: +10)
> tin cup gives Loyal Tea (Familiar Weight: +5)
> foetid seal tear gives Cool, Catlike (Cold Damage: +40, Moxie: +30)
> cold seal sweat gives Human-Undead Hybrid (Spooky Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +20)
> boiling seal blood gives Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (Damage Reduction: 3)
> disco horoscope (Aquarius) gives Salty Dogs (Initiative Penalty: [10*env(underwater)], Item Drop Penalty: [10*env(underwater)], Meat Drop Penalty: [10*env(underwater)])
> disco horoscope (Pisces) gives Puddingface (Sleaze Damage: +20)
> disco horoscope (Aries) gives Hombre Muerto Caminando (Initiative: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Maximum MP: +20)
> disco horoscope (Taurus) gives Phairly Pheromonal (Familiar Weight: +4)
> disco horoscope (Gemini) gives Puzzle Fury (Spell Damage Percent: +25)
> disco horoscope (Cancer) gives Improved Candy Vision (Candy Drop: +25)
> disco horoscope (Leo) gives Extra-Sharp Weapon (Weapon Damage Percent: +30)
> disco horoscope (Virgo) gives Sweet and Yellow (Ranged Damage: +30, Initiative: +10)
> disco horoscope (Libra) gives Cat-Alyzed (Moxie: +10)
> disco horoscope (Scorpio) gives Human-Elemental Hybrid (Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3)
> disco horoscope (Sagittarius) gives Unusual Fashion Sense (Damage Absorption: +50)
> disco horoscope (Capricorn) gives Thunderheart (Maximum HP Percent: +100)
> Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin gives Coming Up Roses (HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> Milk Studs gives Radiant Personality (Moxie Percent: +30)
> box of Dweebs gives Booze Goozles (Moxie Percent: +50, Initiative: +25, Ranged Damage Percent: +25)
> bag of W&Ws gives Frost Tea (Hot Resistance: +3)
> PEEZ dispenser gives Mushroom Samba (Item Drop: +25)
> Swizzler gives Je Ne Sais Porquoise (Moxie Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +6, Item Drop: +5)
> Bugbearclaw Donut gives Antibiotic Saucesphere (HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 5)
> little red jam gives Ooh, Sweet! (Hot Damage: +5)
> Whenchamacallit bar gives Elemental Mastery (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> 8-bit banana gives I See Everything Thrice! (Item Drop: +33)
> vial of blood simple syrup gives Can't Smell Nothin' (Stench Resistance: +9)
> bone bons gives Sealed Brain (Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25)
> ironic mint gives Buttermilk Boogie (Moxie Percent: +50, Initiative: +50, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 40)
> Effermint&trade; tablets gives Far Out (Mysticality: +1)
> finger exerciser gives All Fired Up (Initiative: +30)
> dented spoon gives Bugbear in Tooth and Claw (Weapon Damage: +40, Spell Damage: +40)
> old love note gives Disdain of the War Snapper (Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5)
> nail file gives Bilious Brawn (Muscle Percent: +100)
> old candy wrapper gives Coy to the Hurled ()
> post-holiday sale coupon gives Flambé-a-thon (Hot Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +20)
> spirit gum gives Pride of the Vampire (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> spoonful of Linguine-Os gives Cheered Up (Experience: +3)
> freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini gives Ocelot Eyes (Item Drop: +10)
> blob of Alphredo&trade; gives Spookypants (Spooky Resistance: +1)
> handful of crafty noodles gives Leash of Linguini (Familiar Weight: +5)
> tangled mass of creepy pasta gives Void Between the Stars (Cold Damage: +50)
> Can of Spaghetto gives Sensation (Moxie Percent: +100)
> candied nuts gives Punchy, Murdery (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> candied bolts gives Aspect of the Twinklefairy (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5)
> warbear wardance potion gives Improprie Tea (Sleaze Damage: +30)
> warbear bearserker potion gives Nuts about Candy (Maximum HP: +50)
> warbear liquid overcoat gives Pisces Rising (Mysticality Percent: +50)
> Flaskfull of Hollow gives Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer ()
> warbear robo-camouflage unit gives Stuck-Up Hair ()
> glass slipper gives In a Lather (Hot Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +40, Ranged Damage: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +40, Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> warbear superpotion gives Arabian Knighthood (Muscle Percent: +5)
> warbear liquid lasers gives Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (Experience (familiar): +1)
> warbear rejuvenation potion gives Ocelot Eyes (Item Drop: +10)
> recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto gives Hagg-ard (Muscle: +10)
> Cloaca Cola Polar gives Insatiable Hunger (Food Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +50)
> single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration gives Full Bottle in front of Me (Spell Damage Percent: +30)
> single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad gives Buzzard Breath (Stench Damage: +30, Spooky Damage: +30)
> frost flower gives [800]Chocolate Reign (Moxie: +10)
> snow cleats gives Rat-Faced (Moxie Percent: +10)
> liquid ice pack gives Chalk Outline ()
> sour powder gives Pumped Stomach (Adventure Underwater)
> lemonhead caviar gives Tomato Power (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> small gummi fin gives Halloweeny (Spooky Damage: +25)
> gummi fang gives Mad at Science (Muscle: +3)
> Outer Wolf&trade; cologne gives The Two-Prong Crown (Sleaze Damage: +30)
> witch's brew gives Joyful Resolve (Item Drop: +15)
> R&uuml;mpelstiltz gives Nutrient-Rich (Experience: +4, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +25)
> hi-octane carrot juice gives Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball! (Muscle Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Weapon Damage Percent: +25)
> hare brush gives Superhuman Sarcasm (Moxie Percent: +100)
> polo trophy gives The Power of Positive Thinking ()
> smudge stick gives Third Based (Pickpocket Chance: +25)
> portable wall gives Briny Blood (Spell Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +40)
> scroll case gives Boon of She-Who-Was (Weapon Damage: +20)
> jug of &quot;wine&quot; gives Hip to Be Square Dancin' (Item Drop: +10)
> crappy waiter disguise gives Musky (Stench Damage: +15)
> eagle feather gives Super Skill ()
> lynyrd musk gives Ginger Snapped (Spooky Damage: +10)
> red letter gives Curse of the Black Pearl Onion ()
> red blood cells gives Ooh, Bitter! (Spooky Damage: +5)
> red eye gives Pasty (Muscle Percent: +50)
> red foxglove gives Bone Homie ()
> pile of ashes gives Moon-Eyed (Mysticality: +30)
> robot grease gives Comprehensively Nourished (Experience: +2)
> wind-up Whatsian robot gives Less Pervious (Damage Reduction: 3)
> wind-up vampire teeth gives Toast Tea (Cold Resistance: +3)
> wind-up navigation droid gives Category (Experience Percent (Mysticality): +25)
> wind-up owl gives Blessing of Charcoatl (Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10)
> wind-up ensign gives Raging Animal (Familiar Damage: +30)
> can of V-11 gives Barking Mad (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> old eyebrow pencil gives Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration ()
> old rosewater cream gives In the Saucestream (Mysticality Percent: +15)
> old bronzer gives Starry-Eyed (Muscle Percent: [+5*U], Mysticality Percent: [+5*U], Moxie Percent: [+5*U])
> Elizabeth's paintbrush gives Haunted Stomach (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +25)
> Stephen's secret formula gives Chalk Outline ()
> funny bone gives Pyramid Power (Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> spooky sound effects record gives Frigid Weapon (Cold Damage: +3)
> tiny dancer gives Angry Bone ()
> moose thought gives Mucilaginous Mentalism (Mysticality Percent: +200)
> hot coal gives Greedy Resolve (Meat Drop: +30)
> coal dust gives Floundering (Fishing Skill: +5)
> bloodstain stick gives Human-Goblin Hybrid (Food Drop: +50, Pickpocket Chance: +20)
> fabric hardener gives Buttermilk Boogie (Moxie Percent: +50, Initiative: +50, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 40)
> industrial strength starch gives Thicker, Sicker (Damage Reduction: 15)
> mangled finger gives Swordholder (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> Gene Tonic: Dude gives Powdered (Experience (Mysticality): +10)
> Gene Tonic: Beast gives Mighty Shout (Muscle Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> Gene Tonic: Construct gives On the Trolley (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> Gene Tonic: Undead gives Tapped In (Experience: +5)
> Gene Tonic: Humanoid gives Vital (Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5)
> Gene Tonic: Insect gives Mistified (Damage Reduction: 30)
> Gene Tonic: Hippy gives Scrappy, Shadowy (Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 15)
> Gene Tonic: Orc gives No Vertigo (Initiative: +20)
> Gene Tonic: Demon gives Yuletide Industry (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> Gene Tonic: Horror gives Limber as Mortimer (Gear Drop: +100)
> Gene Tonic: Fish gives Hopped Up on Goofballs (Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> Gene Tonic: Goblin gives Faboooo (Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10)
> Gene Tonic: Pirate gives Gunky Dory (Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 10)
> Gene Tonic: Plant gives Big Punkin' (Moxie: +30)
> Gene Tonic: Weird gives Piratey Flavor (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> Gene Tonic: Elf gives Heightened Senses (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +25)
> Gene Tonic: Mer-kin gives Swimming with Sharks (Meat Drop: +20, Pool Skill: +3, Initiative Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)])
> Gene Tonic: Slime gives Can't Smell Nothin' (Stench Resistance: +9)
> Gene Tonic: Penguin gives In the Limelight (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> Gene Tonic: Elemental gives Okee-Dokee Computer (Mysticality: +30)
> Gene Tonic: Constellation gives Enraged (Muscle Percent: +10)
> Gene Tonic: Hobo gives Cold Throat (Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> sleight-of-hand mushroom gives The Halls of Moxiousness (Experience (Moxie): +3)
> Fun-Guy spore gives Eye of the Seal (Item Drop: +10)
> Boletus Broletus mushroom gives Sweet Nostalgia (Candy Drop: +20)
> Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom gives There Wolf (Weapon Damage Percent: +100)
> Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom gives Cold Throat (Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> Helvella Haemophilia mushroom gives Old School Pompadour (Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +30)
> Stemonitis Staticus mushroom gives Mushroom Might (Muscle Percent: +200)
> Tremella Tarantella mushroom gives Bolts about Candy (Maximum MP: +50)
> BROS Energy Drink gives What's That Smell? (Stench Damage: +3)
> go-go potion gives Newt Gets In Your Eyes (Moxie: +25)
> shrimp cocktail gives Top Dog (Moxie Percent: +50, Pickpocket Chance: +10)
> Yolo&trade; chocolates gives Ironclad (Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 10)
> Meat-inflating powder gives Memory of Smarts (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> sugar fairy gives Cuts Like a Buttered Knife (Sleaze Damage: +50)
> sugar bunny gives The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +20)
> Hot 'n' Scarys gives Cockroach Scurry (Initiative: +50)
> Texas tea gives El Tango de la Maldita Suegra (Initiative: +15, Pickpocket Chance: +20)
> black eye shadow gives Adapt to Change Eventually (Experience: +4, Initiative: +50)
> poppy gives Painted-On Bikini (Sleaze Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5)
> government gives Rave Nirvana (Meat Drop: +50)
> alien drugs gives Fudge Headache ()
> buffed alien drugs gives Takin' It Greasy (Sleaze Damage: +15)
> ash soda gives A Few Extra Pounds (Maximum HP: [5*min(L,11)])
> liquid smoke gives Salad Days (Maximum HP: +50, Experience (Muscle): +2)
> dollop of barbecue sauce gives Empty Inside (Food Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +50)
> bowl of marinade gives You Know Who to Call (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> bottle of lighter fluid gives Mucilaginous Mentalism (Mysticality Percent: +200)
> white blood cells gives Izchak's Blessing (Moxie Percent: +25)
> gummi turtle gives Industrial Strength Starch (Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20)
> giraffe-necked turtle gives Inner Warmth (Cold Resistance: +5)
> musk turtle gives Peppermint Bite (Muscle: +5)
> programmable turtle gives Macho Profundo (Muscle Percent: +60, Moxie Percent: +60)
> mocking turtle gives Grape Expectations (Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +25)
> Friendliness Beverage gives Night Vision (Meat Drop: +30)
> future drug: Muscularactum gives Flamibili Tea (Hot Damage: +30)
> future drug: Smartinex gives The Spy Who Loved XP (Experience: +5)
> future drug: Coolscaline gives Okee-Dokee, Smokee (Spell Damage Percent: +20)
> haunted flame gives Helping Comes Second (Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +25)
> temporary yak tattoo gives Snobby (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> Fitspiration&trade; poster gives Got Your Boots On (Moxie Percent: +10)
> giant neckbeard gives Berry Elemental (Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1)
> artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice gives It Didn't Kill You (Muscle Percent: +50)
> punk patch gives Vitamin-Maxed (Muscle Percent: +10)
> steampunk potion gives Feeling No Pain (Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Damage Reduction: 10, Damage Absorption: +100)
> vial of swamp vapors gives Patience of the Tortoise (Maximum HP: +3, Muscle: +1)
> turtle mud gives Strong Grip (Muscle: +20)
> Redeye&trade; Eyedrops gives Fortunate Resolve (Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +10)
> Dweebisol&trade; inhaler gives Loco Motives (Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +10)
> Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil gives Cat-Alyzed (Moxie: +10)
> tomato soup poster gives Memory of Smarts (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> bubblin' chemistry solution gives Become Intensely interested (Combat Rate: +5)
> voodoo glowskull gives Provocative Perkiness (Initiative: +20)
> pygmy adder oil gives Spiky Hair (Muscle: +6, Moxie: +6)
> pygmy witchhazel gives Muddled (Muscle Percent: +200, Monster Level: +15)
> short deposition gives Mushroom Might (Muscle Percent: +200)
> straw pole gives Charrrming (Moxie Percent: +10)
> electric copperhead potion gives Bright! (Maximum MP: +100)
> ninja fear powder gives Towering Strength (Muscle Percent: [100+2*min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))])
> ninja eyeblack gives Burning Ears (Hot Spell Damage: +11, Cold Resistance: +3)
> button rouge gives Tremella Tremens (Item Drop: +40)
> Red Army camouflage kit gives Mistified (Damage Reduction: 30)
> lynyrd skinner toothblack gives L'instinct F&eacute;lin (Moxie: +30)
> flask of rainwater gives Trivia Master (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> blue oyster badge gives Corona de la Salsa (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> plastic Jefferson wings gives Flamibili Tea (Hot Damage: +30)
> dancing fan gives Crimbo Flavor (Spell Damage: +30)
> page of the Necrohobocon gives Kernel Panic! (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> black magic powder gives Lubed (Sleaze Damage: +25, Moxie Percent: +10)
> black friar's tonsure gives Woad Warrior (Muscle: +25)
> government-issue identification badge gives Angry like the Wolf (Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10)
> alien hologram projector gives Stogied (Stench Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5)
> irradiated turtle gives You Can Really Taste the Dormouse (Familiar Weight: +5)
> cigar box turtle gives Video Game Hot Dog (Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +25)
> gourmet gourami oil gives Deadly Flashing Blade (Weapon Damage: +10)
> catfish whiskers gives Human-Horror Hybrid (Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> goblin water gives Insulated Trousers (Cold Resistance: +1)
> Ancient Protector Soda gives Super Vision (Item Drop: +25)
> liquid ice gives Psalm of Pointiness ()
> candy cigarette gives Magically Fingered (Maximum MP: +150, MP Regen Min: 40, MP Regen Max: 50)
> blue grass gives Brother Corsican's Blessing (Experience (familiar): +2)
> dog ointment gives Dreadful Heat (Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5)
> confiscated comic book gives Analog Drunk (Experience: +3)
> confiscated cell phone gives Meat the Flintstones (Maximum HP Percent: +50)
> confiscated love note gives Speed of the Internet (Initiative: +50)
> rubber nubbin gives Disco Neuropathy (DB Combat Damage: +15)
> candy UFOs gives Thickest, Sickest (Damage Reduction: 30)
> salt wages gives Stogied (Stench Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5)
> Bruno's blessing of Mars gives Hot Buttoned (Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10)
> Dennis's blessing of Minerva gives Nasty, Nasty Breath (Stench Damage: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +40)
> Burt's blessing of Bacchus gives Super Skill ()
> Freddie's blessing of Mercury gives Eldritch Concentration (Experience: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10)
> They liver gives Dances with Tweedles (Meat Drop: +40)
> the most dangerous bait gives Virgo Rising (Moxie Percent: +50)
> experimental serum G-9 gives Cringle's Curative Carol (HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10)
> monkey barf gives Bats in the Belfry (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> delicious candy gives Chauve-Souris Merde Fou (Stench Damage: +50)
> airborne mutagen gives The Strength... of the Future (Muscle Percent: +50, Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3)
> experimental serum P-00 gives Sweet and Yellow (Ranged Damage: +30, Initiative: +10)
> perl necklace gives Meadulla Oblongota (Experience: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50)
> Fudge Fiber Armor Plating gives Ice Packed (HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15)
> ruby on canes gives Brother Smothers's Blessing (Booze Drop: +30)
> Bit O' Quail Spleen gives Nasty, Nasty Breath (Stench Damage: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +40)
> Take Eleven Bar gives Nasty, Nasty Breath (Stench Damage: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +40)
> BOOterfinger gives Super Skill ()
> Moonds gives Spooky Demeanor (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +2)
> Big Punk gives Super-Electrified (Maximum MP: +200, MP Regen Min: 30, MP Regen Max: 40)
> holy spring water gives none ()
> spirit beer gives none ()
> sacramental wine gives none ()
> Boosty Juice gives Fire Inside (Hot Damage: +25)
> smart watch gives Hairy Palms (Never Fumble, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4, HP Regen Min: 6, HP Regen Max: 8)
> augmented-reality shades gives Witch's Brood (Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50)
> Crimbot battery gives Leash of Linguini (Familiar Weight: +5)
> fitness wristband gives Salad Days (Maximum HP: +50, Experience (Muscle): +2)
> red and green rain stick gives Thought (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> invisible potion gives Colorful Gratitude (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> Glo-Pop gives Sweet Incentive (Familiar Weight: +5)
> sugar sphere gives Almost Cool (Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1)
> Shrubble Bubble gives Sweet, Nuts (Mysticality: +5)
> polyeaster egg gives The Moxie of LOV (Moxie: +25, Ranged Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +50)
> porcelain candy dish gives Heart of Orange (Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6)
> Spechunky bar gives Whippin' It Good (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> talisman of Horus gives Tiki Temerity (Moxie Percent: +100, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10)
> mouse skull gives Heavily Breathing (Experience (Muscle): [L])
> really thick spine gives Become Superficially interested (Combat Rate: -5)
> ginger snaps gives Impregnably Delicious (Damage Reduction: 30)
> mostly-broken sunglasses gives Fortunate Resolve (Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +10)
> Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum gives Polka Face (Item Drop: [5*min(L,11)], Meat Drop: [5*min(L,11)])
> How to Avoid Scams gives Bonelording (Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25)
> beard incense gives Human-Insect Hybrid (Initiative: +25)
> turtle voicebox gives Sleazy Jellied (Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Moxie Percent: +30)
> Dinsey face paint gives Beastly Flavor (Familiar Weight: +3)
> nasty gum gives Hot Hands (Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2)
> Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil gives Gamer Rage (Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> Kokomo Resort Pass gives Shot in the Arse (Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15)
> Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo gives Mint-Condition Breath (Moxie Percent: +50)
> powdered dice gives Chalky White Pallor (Mysticality Percent: +50)
> power pill gives A Few Extra Pounds (Maximum HP: [5*min(L,11)])
> pixel star gives Sated and Furious (Weapon Damage: [min(50,ceil(F/5))], Spell Damage: [min(50,ceil(F/5))])
> sludgesicle gives Tennis Elbow-wow (Initiative: +50)
> &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u gives Fishy ()
> piggy tattoo gives meat.enh (Meat Drop: +60)
> baggie of regular-sized tardigrades gives The Grass...  Is Blue... (Meat Drop: +40, Item Drop: +20)
> little red .epub file gives Gummi Badass ()
> BUBBLE GUM gives Oriental Mysticism (Mysticality Percent: +5)
> hustler shades gives Deeply Ironic (Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 8)
> spicy jerky stick gives Sensation (Moxie Percent: +100)
> costume rental shop gives Fitter, Happier (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100)
> muscle oil gives Work For Hours a Week (Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> bottle of Red-Out gives Aquarius Rising (Spell Damage: +30)
> pickpocket protector gives Spiky Frozen Hair ()
> sinister-looking cat gives Biologically Shocked ()
> jazzy cigarette holder gives Big Ol' Glass of Rum (Moxie: +20)
> one glove gives Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife (Sleaze Damage: +5)
> leather glove gives Pronounced Potency (Weapon Damage: +5)
> handful of fire gives Moon-Eyed (Mysticality: +30)
> Cracklin' Oat Bran gives Twinkly Weapon (Weapon Damage: +3)
> disposable lighter gives Very Clean Guns (Ranged Damage: +20)
> coal contact lenses gives Elemental Flavor (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> conjured ice cream gives Full of Vinegar (Weapon Damage: [+1*D])
> Iceberglar scarf gives Wise Spirit (Mysticality: +15)
> icy hairspray gives Fortunate Resolve (Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +10)
> smellbook gives Shoesauce (Initiative: +30)
> assassin's cheese knife gives Alchemical, Brother (Mysticality Percent: +30)
> filthy armor gives Full-Body Tan (Experience (Moxie): [L])
> plague pie gives White Blooded (Maximum HP: +50)
> batarang gives Gummi-Grin (Experience (Muscle): +1)
> spare neck bolts gives 5 Pounds Lighter (Initiative: +10, Moxie: +5)
> grease trap gives There Wolf (Weapon Damage Percent: +100)
> shamanic ham gives Mayeaugh ()
> porkpocket gives Sealed Brain (Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25)
> Leonard's glasses gives Pygmy Drinking Buddy ()
> warehouse walkie-talkie gives Oleaginous Soles (Initiative: +40)
> janitor's mop gives Leo Rising (Meat Drop: +10)
> warehouse clerk's glasses gives Piratey Flavor (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> baloney rotgut gives Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (Item Drop: +20)
> carton of gaspers gives Quantum of Moxie (Moxie: +30)
> bronze polish gives Macho Profundo (Muscle Percent: +60, Moxie Percent: +60)
> crident gives Berry Defensive (Damage Reduction: 10, Damage Absorption: +100)
> totally sweet mohawk helmet gives Heavily Breathing (Experience (Muscle): [L])
> spray chrome gives Spirit of Alph (Muscle Percent: +10)
> filthy monkey head gives Mad at Science (Muscle: +3)
> hand of cards gives Strange Mental Acuity (Mysticality Percent: +25)
> damp bar rag gives Thunderheart (Maximum HP Percent: +100)
> lump of goofball ore gives Craft Tea ()
> skeleton beans gives Sharp Weapon ()
> grimy lab coat gives Carrion' On (Meat Drop: +60)
> creepy nursery rhyme gives Human-Fish Hybrid (Familiar Weight: +10)
> iron torso box gives Stuck That Way (Experience Percent (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +5)
> mercenary headband gives Rational Thought (Combat Rate: -5)
> radioactive spider venom gives Loyal Tea (Familiar Weight: +5)
> x-ray mirror gives Oriental Mysticism (Mysticality Percent: +5)
> wrestling mask gives Spooky Flavor (Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +2)
> hawkface potion gives Egg on your Face (Stench Damage: +10)
> child-sized dracula cloak gives Cosmic Flavor (Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> devil-summoning hat gives Big (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> shopkeeper beard gives Sweet, Nuts (Mysticality: +5)
> alien autoautopsy kit gives Gobliny Flavor (Damage Reduction: 5)
> novelty fruit hat gives Fan-Cooled (Cold Damage: +10)
> invisibility cream gives Remaining Alive (Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 2)
> handful of stubble gives Nigh-Invincible (Maximum HP Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Weapon Damage Percent: +100)
> garbage juice slurpee gives Fruited (Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100)
> plunge-leg gives Winklered (Meat Drop: +40)
> funky eyepatch gives Neutered Nostrils (Stench Resistance: +2)
> bucket of fish juice gives Scorpio Rising (Initiative: +25)
> flashy pirate dreadlocks gives Human-Demon Hybrid (Hot Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +20)
> captured boozles gives Updated (Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20)
> drinks tray gives One For Tea (MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15)
> eyebrow lifter gives Barking Mad (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> miniature power pill gives Hopped Up on Goofballs (Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> yellow pixel potion gives Got Your Boots On (Moxie Percent: +10)
> ectoplasmic orbs gives Blessing of Pikachutlotal (Initiative: +30)
> basaltamander tongue gives Stuck That Way (Experience Percent (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +5)
> sticky lava globs gives Oiled Skin (Moxie Percent: +100)
> liquid rhinestones gives Adapt to Change Eventually (Experience: +4, Initiative: +50)
> labrador cookie gives Bottle in front of Me (Spell Damage: +15)
> demon makeup kit gives Familial Ties (Familiar Weight (hidden): [10*env(underwater)])
> Hersey&trade; SMOOCH gives Brain Freeze (Spell Damage: +25, Moxie Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100)
> bag of grain gives Robocamo ()
> pocket maze gives Provocative Perkiness (Initiative: +20)
> shady shades gives Granolarrrgh (Stench Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +20)
> squeaky toy rose gives Wallflowering (Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 10)
> silver face paint gives Quadrilled (Item Drop: +20)
> Wickers bar gives Action (Muscle Percent: +100)
> bakelite-covered bacon gives Phairly Balanced (Equalize: "High")
> Aerheads gives Sensation (Moxie Percent: +100)
> Wrotz gives Arresistible (Moxie: +50)
> Gabarbar gives Eye of the Lihc (Spooky Resistance: +1)
> fiberglass insulation gives Jacked In (Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Spell Damage: +30, Weapon Damage: +40, Initiative: +50)
> vibrating mushroom gives none ()
> cute mushroom gives Broken Fast (Item Drop: +30)
> cuppa Flamibili tea gives It Tickles! It Tickles! (MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 6)
> cuppa Yet tea gives Frost Tea (Hot Resistance: +3)
> cuppa Boo tea gives Stinking Cloud (Stench Resistance: +1)
> cuppa Nas tea gives Sourpuss (Candy Drop: +50)
> cuppa Improprie tea gives Spiritually Awake (MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 4)
> cuppa Frost tea gives substats.enh (Experience: +3)
> cuppa Toast tea gives Expert Vacationer (Experience Percent (Muscle): [25*(zone(Spring Break Beach)+zone(Conspiracy Island)+zone(Dinseylandfill)+zone(That 70s Volcano)+zone(The Glaciest))], Experience Percent (Mysticality): [25*(zone(Spring Break Beach)+zone(Conspiracy Island)+zone(Dinseylandfill)+zone(That 70s Volcano)+zone(The Glaciest))], Experience Percent (Moxie): [25*(zone(Spring Break Beach)+zone(Conspiracy Island)+zone(Dinseylandfill)+zone(That 70s Volcano)+zone(The Glaciest))])
> cuppa Net tea gives Prince of Seaside Town (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> cuppa Proprie tea gives Dancing Prowess (Item Drop: +15)
> cuppa Morbidi tea gives Pie in the Sky (Experience (Muscle): +2, Experience (Mysticality): +2, Experience (Moxie): +2)
> cuppa Chari tea gives Hagg-ard (Muscle: +10)
> cuppa Serendipi tea gives Booing Radly ()
> cuppa Feroci tea gives Souper Vengeful (Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3)
> cuppa Physicali tea gives Raging Animal (Familiar Damage: +30)
> cuppa Wit tea gives Rad-ish (Moxie Percent: +25)
> cuppa Neuroplastici tea gives Eyes of the Dragon (Item Drop: [100*env(underwater)])
> cuppa Dexteri tea gives Human-Fish Hybrid (Familiar Weight: +10)
> cuppa Flexibili tea gives You Ate Some Hemp Candy (Maximum MP: +50, Experience (Mysticality): +2)
> cuppa Impregnabili tea gives Tiki Toughness (Muscle Percent: +100, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10)
> cuppa Obscuri tea gives Irresistible Resolve (Experience (Moxie): +2)
> cuppa Irritabili tea gives Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade; (Stench Spell Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +2)
> cuppa Mediocri tea gives Preemptive Medicine (Maximum HP Percent: +500)
> cuppa Loyal tea gives familiar.enq (Familiar Weight: +5)
> cuppa Alacri tea gives Lemon Enlightenment (Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +15)
> cuppa Vitali tea gives Disco Nirvana (Meat Drop: +30)
> cuppa Mana tea gives Fustulent (Stench Damage: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +15)
> cuppa Monstrosi tea gives Supafly (Muscle Percent: +15, Mysticality Percent: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +2)
> cuppa Twen tea gives Bone Homie ()
> cuppa Gill tea gives Tennis Elbow-wow (Initiative: +50)
> cuppa Craft tea gives Tiki Thoughtfulness (Mysticality Percent: +100, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10)
> cuppa Insani tea gives Hairless and Airless (Initiative Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)])
> bowl of Jeal-O gives Wistfully Nostalgic (Experience: +3)
> shoulder-warming lotion gives Swimming with Sharks (Meat Drop: +20, Pool Skill: +3, Initiative Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)])
> exotic travel brochure gives Antarctic Memories (HP Regen Min: 40, HP Regen Max: 40, MP Regen Min: 40, MP Regen Max: 40)
> frozen shampoo-conditioner gives Big Meat Big Prizes (Meat Drop: +50)
> ancient medicinal herbs gives none ()
> abstraction: action gives Good with the Ladies (Experience: +3)
> abstraction: thought gives none ()
> abstraction: sensation gives none ()
> abstraction: purpose gives none ()
> abstraction: category gives none ()
> abstraction: perception gives none ()
> abstraction: motion gives OMG WTF (Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> abstraction: joy gives Thaumodynamic (Experience Percent (Mysticality): +5)
> abstraction: certainty gives none ()
> VYKEA woadpaint gives Space Cowboy (Experience: +2)
> That 70s Cologne gives Celestial Vision (Item Drop: +30)
> Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring gives Boo Tea (Spooky Damage: +30)
> Puffstone cigar gives Izchak's Blessing (Moxie Percent: +25)
> Conspiracy&trade; mascara gives Blessing of Charcoatl (Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10)
> Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot; gives Dreadful Heat (Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5)
> Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe gives Je Ne Sais Porquoise (Moxie Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +6, Item Drop: +5)
> hemp candy necklace gives Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20)
> communal gobstopper gives Burnt 'n' Turnt (Maximum MP Percent: +100)
> pitted sheet metal gives Egg-headedness (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> Mansquito Serum gives none ()
> The Author's ink gives Punch Another Day (Muscle: +30)
> The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object gives none ()
> Jokester makeup gives Indescribable Flavor (Spell Damage: +30)
> robin's egg gives Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> Kudzu slaw gives Ocelot Eyes (Item Drop: +10)
> Mansquito's blood gives White Blooded (Maximum HP: +50)
> infrablack lipstick gives Slimy Hands (Sleaze Damage: +10)
> can of drain cleaner gives Booooooze (Mysticality Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 11)
> The Author's inkwell gives Inscrutable exoskeleton (Damage Absorption: +300)
> bag of random words gives The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight (Spooky Damage: +40)
> tube of pendulum lube gives Supafly (Muscle Percent: +15, Mysticality Percent: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +2)
> red-hot jawbreaker gives Some Cheese with Your Wine (Stench Damage: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +30)
> question juice gives Rave Concentration (Item Drop: +30)
> tube of villain white gives Slimily Strong (Muscle Percent: +50)
> poker face paint gives Blessing of Squirtlcthulli (HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 10, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 10)
> triggerfingerbone gives Eyes All Black (Spooky Damage: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +100)
> ghost bit gives Yeah, It's Just Gasoline (Hot Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5)
> buzzard feather gives Liquid Luck (Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> lion musk gives Mer-kinny Flavor (Adventure Underwater)
> rattler gland gives Hella Tough (Muscle Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5)
> half-digested coal gives Kissed By Fire (Maximum HP: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25)
> tightly-wound spine gives Tennis Elbow-wow (Initiative: +50)
> spidercow eye-cluster gives Ruby-ous (Initiative: +150, Weapon Damage: +10)
> moomy dust gives none ()
> demonic cow's blood gives Eyes for Miles (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +25)
> skin oil gives There Is A Spoon (Mysticality: +20)
> unusual oil gives Nigh-Invincible (Maximum HP Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Weapon Damage Percent: +100)
> eldritch oil gives Inner Dog (Mysticality Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> patent preventative tonic gives Protection from Bad Stuff (Hot Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2)
> patent invisibility tonic gives Extra-Thick Blood (HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10)
> patent aggression tonic gives Army of One (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> patent sallowness tonic gives Human-Penguin Hybrid (Item Drop: +25)
> patent avarice tonic gives Charrrming (Moxie Percent: +10)
> patent alacrity tonic gives The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (Maximum MP: +20, Mysticality: +10)
> corrupted marrow gives Fury of the Bells (Muscle Percent: +10)
> armored prawn gives none ()
> Greek fire gives Eyes All Black (Spooky Damage: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +100)
> wriggling worm gives Stinky Weapon (Stench Damage: +3)
> high-test fishing line gives Frozen Hands (Cold Damage: +11)
> shoe gum gives Night of the Nachos (Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> Rad-Pro (1 oz.) gives Florid Cheeks (MP Regen Min: 25, MP Regen Max: 30)
> Shrieking Weasel holo-record gives Carrrsmic (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> Power-Guy 2000 holo-record gives Poker Faced (Moxie: +25)
> Lucky Strikes holo-record gives Amorphous Cheer (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> EMD holo-record gives Dwarven Hardiness (Muscle Percent: +5)
> Superdrifter holo-record gives Human-Constellation Hybrid (Meat Drop: +50)
> The Pigs holo-record gives Tomato Power (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> Drunk Uncles holo-record gives Bread-Lined (Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +25)
> diluted makeup gives Cold Jellied (Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30)
> charisma potion gives Yuletide Industry (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> hoarded candy wad gives Bright! (Maximum MP: +100)
> Prunets gives Ripping, Dripping (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> invisible string gives Bricked-In (Maximum HP: +50)
> invisible seam ripper gives Patent Avarice (Meat Drop: +50)
> eldritch concentrate gives Incensed (Mysticality: +10)
> eldritch essence gives none ()
> tainted icing gives Mathematically Precise ()
> gingerbread spice latte gives Hot Buttoned (Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10)
> industrial frosting gives Chow Downed (Familiar Weight: +5)
> fake cocktail gives Serendipi Tea (Item Drop: +25)
> Inner Wisdom gives [1701]Hip to the Jive (Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Damage: +20)
> Inner Strength gives Coal-Powered ()
> Inner Truth gives Rosewater Mark (Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +2)
> green rock candy gives Boletus Swoletus (Muscle: +40)
> chakra malt gives Brined Liver (Initiative Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)])
> potion of spiritual gunkifying gives Puddingface (Sleaze Damage: +20)
> hot jelly gives none ()
> cold jelly gives Well-preserved (HP Regen Min: 150, HP Regen Max: 200)
> spooky jelly gives none ()
> sleaze jelly gives none ()
> stench jelly gives none ()
> sea jelly gives Ticking Clock (Initiative: +30)
> LOV Elixir #3 gives For Your Brain Only (Mysticality: +30)
> LOV Elixir #6 gives Chlorophyll Flavor (MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3)
> LOV Elixir #9 gives White Knuckles (Never Fumble)
> eldritch alignment spray gives Your Eyes are Peeled! (Item Drop: +25)
> eldritch rub gives Dilated Pupils (Item Drop: +20)
> alien plant goo gives none ()
> alien animal goo gives Space Tripping (Experience (Muscle): +4, Experience (Mysticality): +4, Experience (Moxie): +4)
> primitive alien medicine gives Coated Arms (Weapon Damage: +15)
> murderbot shield unit gives Space Tripping (Experience (Muscle): +4, Experience (Mysticality): +4, Experience (Moxie): +4)
> murderbot spring injector gives Ghostly Shell (Damage Absorption: +80)
> powdered oxygen gives none ()
> Spant eggs gives Mer-kindliness (Hot Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2)
> Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting gives Rainbow Bright (Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Cold Damage: +15, Hot Damage: +15, Sleaze Damage: +15, Spooky Damage: +15, Stench Damage: +15)
> Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose gives Chunky (Maximum HP: +30)
> Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested gives Buzzard Breath (Stench Damage: +30, Spooky Damage: +30)
> Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually gives Piratastic (Moxie: +100)
> Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master gives Mayeaugh ()
> Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week gives Good Motivator (Initiative: +25)
> Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart gives Colorful Gratitude (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> Threatening Missive gives Magically Delicious (Mysticality: +40)
> pair of candy glasses gives Frozen Hands (Cold Damage: +11)
> temporary X tattoos gives Weather, Man (Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30)
> glyph of athleticism gives none ()
> new habit gives Staying Frosty (Cold Damage: +100)
> roll of meat gives Some Cheese with Your Wine (Stench Damage: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +30)
> cocoa chondrule gives Cold Throat (Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> black and white cracker gives Slimy Hands (Sleaze Damage: +10)
> cursed wishbone gives Heart of Pink (Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Meat Drop: +20)
> Cheer-Up soda gives Influence of Sphere (Pool Skill: +5)
> mime army superserum gives none ()
> mime army camouflage kit gives Chalky White Pallor (Mysticality Percent: +50)
> sweetened reindeer fat gives Three Days Slow (Experience (familiar): +3)
> Good 'n' Quiet gives Mer-kindliness (Hot Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2)
> hot button candy gives Elron's Explosive Etude (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> beefy pill gives Enraged (Muscle Percent: +10)
> vitamin G pill gives Ripping, Dripping (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> Fabiotion gives OMG WTF (Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> Bettie page gives Analog Drunk (Experience: +3)
> tonic o' Banderas gives Triangle, Man (Muscle Percent: +10)
> heather graham cracker gives Wings of the Grasshopper (Initiative: +50)
> rainbow jellybean gives Destructive Resolve (Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20)
> mystery lollipop gives Oriental Mysticism (Mysticality Percent: +5)
> Love Potion #XYZ gives Wallflowering (Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 10)
> rhinestone gives Psalm of Pointiness ()
> Nadsat berry gives none ()
> Jamocha berry gives none ()
> Tapioc berry gives none ()
> Snarf berry gives none ()
> Keese berry gives none ()
> magnificent oyster egg gives none ()
> brilliant oyster egg gives Elron's Explosive Etude (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> glistening oyster egg gives none ()
> scintillating oyster egg gives none ()
> pearlescent oyster egg gives Hopped Up on Goofballs (Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> lustrous oyster egg gives none ()
> gleaming oyster egg gives Rat-Faced (Moxie Percent: +10)
> universal antivenin gives Snobby (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> sachet of strange powder gives none ()
> Potion of Heroism gives Gobliny Flavor (Damage Reduction: 5)
> gaseous gravy gives none ()
> Shielding Potion gives Void Between the Stars (Cold Damage: +50)
> Punching Potion gives Turkey-Friendly (Familiar Weight: +5)
> sharkfin gumbo gives Itchy Trigger Finger (Ranged Damage: +30)
> boiling broth gives 20-20 Second Sight (Maximum MP: +25)
> interrogative elixir gives Pretending to Pretend (Weapon Damage Percent: +100)
> runproof mascara gives Thick-Skinned (Maximum HP: +50)
> party balloon gives Appeteyes (Food Drop: +50)
> Party-in-a-Can&trade; gives none ()
> body spradium gives Stuck-Up Hair ()
> Crimbeau de toilette gives Berry Defensive (Damage Reduction: 10, Damage Absorption: +100)
> candy chalk gives Human-Plant Hybrid (Cold Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +20)
> Mallomarbles gives Big (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> tin thermos of chai gives Salamanderenity (MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4)
> prototype stimulant gives none ()
> licorice snake gives In the Limelight (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> virgin jello shot gives Shredding, Sweating (Weapon Damage Percent: +25)
> mutated candy lump gives The Solution (Weapon Damage: +25)
> government-issued candy gives Your Interest is Peaked (Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +10, Stench Resistance: +1)
> Pneumo bar gives Swimming with Sharks (Meat Drop: +20, Pool Skill: +3, Initiative Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*env(underwater)])
> pirate shaving cream gives Total Protonic Reversal (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> huge mint leaf gives Super Speed (Moxie Percent: +100)
> oversized ice molecule gives none ()
> pewter shavings gives Notably Lovely (Moxie: +10, Ranged Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 10)
> one piece of bubble gum gives Big Punkin' (Moxie: +30)
> seal-clubbing club ()
> helmet turtle (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> turtle totem ()
> pasta spoon ()
> ravioli hat (+25 to Monster Level)
> saucepan ()
> disco mask (Maximum MP +20%)
> disco ball ()
> stolen accordion ()
> mariachi pants ()
> asparagus knife (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> Kentucky-style derby ()
> sweet ninja sword ()
> studded leather boxer shorts ()
> Bjorn's Hammer (Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> snorkel ()
> Dolphin King's crown (+10  Sleaze Damage )
> Knob Goblin scimitar (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> Knob Goblin tongs (Maximum HP +50)
> viking helmet (Maximum MP +100)
> Knob Goblin pants (Mysticality +25)
> Rock and Roll Legend (Spell Damage +25)
> Knob Goblin Uberpants (Damage Reduction: 9)
> stone banjo (Maximum MP +50)
> Disco Banjo (+5  Cold Damage  +5  Spooky Damage )
> 5-Alarm Saucepan (+25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> slingshot ()
> Mace of the Tortoise (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> oriole-feather headdress (+10% to all Muscle Gains)
> Pasta Spoon of Peril (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +25  Stench Damage )
> wooden stakes (-15 to Monster Level)
> barskin hat (Muscle +25)
> spooky stick (Maximum HP +10%)
> pretty bouquet (Maximum MP +10)
> bugbear bungguard ()
> basic meat sword (Muscle +30%)
> basic meat pants (Maximum HP +50)
> basic meat helmet (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> dope gangsta bling-bling (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> pimpin' meat hat (Moxie +25 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> spooky staff (Maximum HP +10% Maximum HP +30%)
> big stick ()
> basic meat staff (Moxie +10)
> basic meat crossbow (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> meatloaf helmet (Mysticality +25 +60% Combat Initiative)
> dripping meat sword (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> dripping meat staff (Moxie +25)
> dripping meat crossbow (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Bugfinder Blade (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +40% Combat Initiative)
> Gnollish plunger ()
> Gnollish flyswatter ()
> Gnollish autoplunger (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> sticky meat pants (+60% Combat Initiative)
> third-hand nunchaku (Muscle +10%)
> enchanted eyepatch (Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> frilly skirt ()
> eXtreme meat sword (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> eXtreme meat staff (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> eXtreme meat crossbow (+20 to Monster Level)
> Scalp of Gorgolok (Damage Absorption +40 Maximum HP +10)
> Elder Turtle Shell (Moxie +10 Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> Colander of Em-er'il (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> Ancient Saucehelm (+25  Hot Damage  +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Disco 'Fro Pick (Damage Reduction: 7 Maximum HP +40%)
> El Sombrero De Lopez (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> skeleton bone (Weapon Damage +100%)
> bone rattle (+2 Stats Per Fight)
> bugbear beanie ()
> detective skull ()
> batskin belt (Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> Mr. Accessory (Maximum HP +10)
> eXtreme nose ring (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> shiny ring (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> filthy corduroys (Maximum HP +10% +20 to Monster Level)
> filthy knitted dread sack (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> hemp string ()
> gnoll-tooth necklace (Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> phat turquoise bracelet (Maximum HP +10)
> eyepatch (+10 to Monster Level)
> Kentucky-fried meat sword (Muscle +10%)
> Kentucky-fried meat staff (Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> Kentucky-fried meat crossbow (Damage Reduction: 9)
> dead guy's watch (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> Bigger Bugfinder Blade (Moxie +10 Weapon Damage +50%)
> Orcish baseball cap (Damage Reduction: 1 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> Orcish cargo shorts (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +100% Combat Initiative)
> Orcish frat-paddle (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> white satin pants (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> mullet wig (Damage Reduction: 3)
> meat cowboy hat (Moxie +5)
> white sword (+25 to Monster Level)
> gasmask (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> walrus-tusk earring (+80% Combat Initiative)
> ring of half-assed regeneration (Damage Absorption +40)
> Boris's ring (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> Jarlsberg's earring (Spell Damage +10)
> Sneaky Pete's breath spray (Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> can of maces (+10% to all Moxie Gains Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> rubber axe (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> chef's hat (Moxie +5 +30% Meat from Monsters)
> pail (-15 to Monster Level)
> demonskin trousers (Maximum HP +30%)
> dungeoneer's dungarees (Damage Reduction: 5)
> Knob Goblin harem pants (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> Knob Goblin harem veil (Maximum HP +20)
> Knob Goblin elite helm (Maximum HP +30%)
> Knob Goblin elite pants (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> Knob Goblin elite polearm (Damage Absorption +80)
> Knob Goblin visor (Moxie +25)
> Crown of the Goblin King (Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> goat beard (Mysticality +15)
> sabre teeth (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> consolation ribbon (Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> cold ninja mask (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> icy-hot katana (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> ninja hot pants (Maximum MP +10%)
> frozen nunchaku (+25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> eXtreme scarf (Moxie +20%)
> snowboarder pants (+10 to Monster Level)
> miner's helmet (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> miner's pants (Muscle +10%)
> 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> linoleum sword (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> linoleum staff (Damage Absorption +100 Damage Reduction: 1)
> linoleum crossbow (Damage Reduction: 7 +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> asbestos sword (+15% chance of Critical Hit +10  Cold Damage )
> asbestos staff (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> asbestos crossbow (Maximum MP +20% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> chrome sword (Mysticality +5 Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> chrome staff (Maximum HP +20% Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> chrome crossbow (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3) +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> meaty helmet turtle (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> asbestos helmet turtle (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> linoleum helmet turtle (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> chrome helmet turtle (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> penguin shorts (Weapon Damage +10)
> yakskin pants (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> hippopotamus pants (Damage Absorption +100)
> eXtreme mittens (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> swashbuckling pants (+10 to Monster Level)
> stuffed shoulder parrot (Moxie +10%)
> acoustic guitarrr (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> sk8board (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> crowbarrr (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> leotarrrd (Moxie +5)
> safarrri hat (+5  Hot Damage    +10 Damage vs. Lions)
> box (Maximum MP +10%)
> acid-squirting flower ()
> clown shoes (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells    Makes you look 25% clowny)
> bloody clown pants (+100% Candy Drops from Monsters   Makes you look 25% clowny)
> balloon helmet (Weapon Damage +50%   Makes you look 25% clowny)
> balloon sword (Maximum MP +50% +100% Combat Initiative   Makes you look 50% clowny)
> beer goggles ()
> box-in-the-box (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> box-in-the-box-in-the-box (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> foolscap fool's cap (Maximum MP +30% +10  Hot Damage    Makes you look 25% clowny)
> big red clown nose (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)   Makes you look 25% clowny)
> ye olde golde frontes (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> continuum transfunctioner ()
> diamond-studded cane (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> flaming crutch (+25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> leather mask (Weapon Damage +5 +10  Stench Damage )
> infernal insoles (Slight Hot Resistance (+1) +20% Combat Initiative)
> Mr. Container (+3 Stats Per Fight)
> Newbiesport&trade; backpack (Mysticality +30%)
> hemp backpack (+5  Hot Damage )
> Talisman o' Namsilat (+10  Spooky Damage )
> arrrgyle socks (Muscle +20)
> mesh cap (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> leather chaps (+2 Stats Per Fight +5  Stench Damage )
> batblade (+5  Spooky Damage )
> denim axe (Maximum MP +30% Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> gnatwing earring (+5 to Familiar Weight +10  Cold Damage )
> heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> bejeweled accordion strap (Maximum MP +40%)
> moxie magnet ()
> kickback cookbook (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> special sauce glove (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> ladle of mystery (Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> f3d0r4 (Muscle +30%)
> draggin' ball hat (Mysticality +10 +40% Meat from Monsters)
> 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (Mysticality +15 Spell Damage +5)
> flaming talons (Mysticality +15 Weapon Damage +20)
> drywall axe (Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> Pine-Fresh air freshener (+100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> dirty hobo gloves (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> bum cheek (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> ridiculously huge sword (Maximum HP +10 Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> amulet of extreme plot significance (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> titanium assault umbrella (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Mohawk wig (Moxie +25)
> pants of the Slug Lord (Maximum MP +50)
> Dr. Hobo's scalpel (Weapon Damage +10 Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> Item #13 ()
> giant needle (-20 to Monster Level)
> Wand of Nagamar ()
> glowing red eye (Maximum HP +30%)
> furry pants (Maximum MP +20%)
> disturbing fanfic (Moxie +15)
> wolf mask (Mysticality +30% +10  Cold Damage )
> cool whip ()
> little paper umbrella (Muscle +10)
> asshat (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +50%)
> Crimbo sword (+25  Cold Damage )
> Crimbo hat (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> Crimbo pants (+100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> exclusive ultra-rare item (Maximum HP +50%)
> star sword (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> star crossbow (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> star staff (+5 to Familiar Weight)
> star pants (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> star hat (Spell Damage +100%)
> star buckler (+10  Stench Damage )
> steaming evil (Maximum MP +20 Maximum MP +100 +5  Hot Damage )
> spiked femur (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> lihc face (Maximum MP +40%)
> rusty grave robbing shovel (Moxie +20% Maximum HP +50%)
> skull of the Bonerdagon (Damage Absorption +80)
> badass belt (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> Mr. Shirt (Muscle +10% Maximum HP +40% +25  Hot Damage )
> enchanted brass knuckles (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> pixel hat (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> pixel pants (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> pixel sword (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt ()
> harem girl t-shirt (Moxie +15)
> Knob Goblin elite shirt (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> frilly shirt (Moxie +20)
> soggy wofl t-shirt (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> loathing eagle baby-doll shirt (Maximum MP +10)
> pirate shirt (Weapon Damage +25%)
> filthy hippy poncho (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> floral print shirt (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> coconut bikini top (Damage Reduction: 1)
> goth kid t-shirt (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> hamethyst earring (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> hamethyst necklace (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10  Spooky Damage  +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> hamethyst bracelet (Moxie +25 +7 to Familiar Weight)
> hamethyst ring (Muscle +10% Spell Damage +50% Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> baconstone earring (Maximum MP +20% +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> baconstone pendant (Maximum HP +100 -25 to Monster Level)
> baconstone bracelet (+5  Cold Damage  +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> baconstone ring (+10% to all Moxie Gains Weapon Damage +25% +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> porquoise eyebrow ring (Maximum HP +10% +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> porquoise necklace (Maximum HP +20% +5 to Familiar Weight)
> porquoise bracelet (+10  Spooky Damage  +100% Combat Initiative)
> porquoise ring (Mysticality +20% Maximum MP +50 +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> huge mirror shard (Muscle +5)
> makeshift SCUBA gear (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure   Lets you Breathe Underwater)
> easter egg balloon (+10 to Monster Level)
> tambourine (+10  Sleaze Damage )
> serrated proboscis extension ()
> spork (Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> voodoo doll (Spell Damage +10)
> basic meat fez (-20 to Monster Level +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> foon (Spell Damage +50%)
> basic meat spork (+10  Stench Damage  +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> basic meat foon (+3 to Familiar Weight +10% Meat from Monsters)
> kneecapping stick (Maximum MP +100)
> iron pasta spoon (+15% chance of Critical Hit)
> support cummerbund (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Mr. Exploiter ()
> Mafia bow tie (Weapon Damage +50% +10  Spooky Damage )
> Golden Mr. Accessory (Maximum MP +50)
> cement shoes (Mysticality +20 Moxie +20% +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> vorpal blade (Weapon Damage +10)
> cornuthaum (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> ring of aggravate monster (Damage Absorption +100)
> Mafia stogie (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells  +20% Combat Initiative)
> Mafia violin case (-15 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> MAHI fez (Maximum HP +10)
> heteroerotic frat-paddle ()
> hypodermic needle ()
> Meat detector ()
> many-eyed glasses ()
> prosthetic forehead ()
> tiny shaker of salt ()
> blundarrrbus ()
> sucky decal ()
> tiny balloon knife ()
> shock collar ()
> moonglasses ()
> palm-frond toupee ()
> tiny knife and fork ()
> eye-pod ()
> chocolate spurs ()
> magnifying glass ()
> skewer-mounted razor blade ()
> brass stinger ()
> lead necklace ()
> fetus-smashing club (+25 to Monster Level)
> meatcar model ()
> crazy bastard sword (+2 Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50 +25  Sleaze Damage )
> incredibly dense meat gem (Muscle +20% Mysticality +10% +2 Stats Per Fight)
> Talisman of Baio (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> hypnodisk (+50% Meat from Monsters)
> disbelief suspenders (+10  Spooky Damage )
> supportive bra (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> los chinos (Damage Absorption +60)
> wooden axe (+3 to Familiar Weight)
> balaclava (+10% to all Muscle Gains)
> Warehouse 23 bling (Damage Reduction: 5)
> bugbear-smiting sword (+15% chance of Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +20% Meat from Monsters)
> Ms. Accessory (Damage Reduction: 9)
> Mr. Accessory Jr. (Mysticality +30% +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> smile-sharpening stone ()
> miniature espresso maker ()
> 100-Watt bulb ()
> old school Mafia knickerbockers (Weapon Damage +50% Spell Damage +25 +100% Combat Initiative)
> candied yam pinky ring ()
> intergalactic pom poms (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Weapon Damage +5)
> Radio Free Baseball Cap (Maximum HP +10%)
> Radio Free Pants (+15% chance of Critical Hit)
> Radio Free Foil (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> severed rocking horse head (Spell Damage +5)
> dental pliers ()
> fuzzy bracelets (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> arse-shooting crossbow (+10% to all Muscle Gains)
> imitation nice watch (Maximum MP +50)
> menorette ()
> tiny plastic sword (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> bowler (Damage Absorption +100)
> bow staff (Maximum HP +50% Maximum MP +20%)
> bowlegged pants (-25 to Monster Level)
> spooky hockey mask (Maximum MP +50 +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> penguin-smacking club ()
> fez of etymology (+50% Meat from Monsters)
> velvet choker ()
> tiny plastic seal clubber (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> tiny plastic turtle tamer (Mysticality +15 Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> tiny plastic pastamancer (Maximum HP +100 Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> tiny plastic sauceror (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +100)
> tiny plastic disco bandit (Mysticality +20 Spell Damage +25%)
> tiny plastic accordion thief (Maximum MP +30% -25 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic mosquito (Muscle +20)
> tiny plastic leprechaun (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> tiny plastic levitating potato (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> tiny plastic angry goat (+25  Cold Damage )
> tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic fuzzy dice (-25 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> tiny plastic barrrnacle (+40% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic howling balloon monkey (Spell Damage +50%)
> tiny plastic stab bat (+5  Spooky Damage )
> tiny plastic grue (Muscle +10%)
> tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic ghuol whelp (Maximum MP +20)
> tiny plastic baby gravy fairy (Moxie +15)
> tiny plastic cocoabo (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic star starfish (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> tiny plastic killer bee (Damage Absorption +80)
> tiny plastic Cheshire bat (Weapon Damage +100%)
> tiny plastic coffee pixie (Maximum MP +20)
> tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar (Weapon Damage +20)
> tiny plastic hermit (Damage Reduction: 9)
> tiny plastic Boris (Maximum HP +10% +25  Spooky Damage  +30% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic Jarlsberg (Muscle +25 +50 Damage to  Hot Spells  +60% Combat Initiative)
> tiny plastic Sneaky Pete (Mysticality +20% Damage Absorption +60 +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic Susie (Spell Damage +5)
> maiden wig ()
> Xlyinia's notebook (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> coconut shell (Moxie +20%)
> magical ice cubes (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> hippo whip (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> penguin whip (Moxie +20%)
> yak whip (Damage Reduction: 3)
> gnauga hide whip (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> hippo skin buckler (Maximum MP +10%)
> penguin skin buckler (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> yakskin buckler (Muscle +25)
> gnauga hide buckler (Damage Reduction: 9)
> lucky Tam O'Shanter ()
> string of red beads (Maximum MP +50)
> string of blue beads (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> string of green beads (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> cheap plastic bottle opener (+100% Combat Initiative)
> orange traffic cone (+3 to Familiar Weight +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> oyster basket ()
> gazing shoes ()
> rainbow tie ()
> clockwork hat (Damage Absorption +40)
> clockwork trench coat (Maximum HP +40%)
> clockwork pants (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> gnauga hide chaps (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> false eyelashes ()
> targeting chip ()
> tiny Mountie hat ()
> clockwork detective skull ()
> annoying pitchfork ()
> Stupid University Diploma (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> halfberd (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> spooky glove (Damage Absorption +100 +25  Cold Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> enchanted toothpick (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> tiny ninja sword (Muscle +20)
> sequined fez (Weapon Damage +20)
> Totally Gay Claymore ()
> star shirt (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> spooky bicycle chain (+7 to Familiar Weight +5  Cold Damage )
> giant discarded plastic fork (Damage Absorption +60 Maximum MP +10%)
> miniature gravy-covered maypole ()
> wholeberd (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> irate sombrero (+25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny maracas ()
> stuffed can of asparagus ()
> stuffed dodecapede ()
> stuffed ghuol whelp ()
> stuffed zmobie ()
> Raggedy Hippy doll ()
> stuffed stab bat ()
> stuffed yeti ()
> stuffed Mob Penguin ()
> stuffed sabre-toothed lime ()
> giant stuffed bugbear ()
> white balloon ()
> green balloon ()
> heart-shaped balloon ()
> anniversary balloon ()
> Mylar balloon ()
> Kevlar balloon ()
> thought balloon ()
> rat head balloon ()
> mini-zeppelin ()
> Mr. Balloon (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> red balloon ()
> Mr. Eh? (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> stainless steel shillelagh (Spell Damage +10 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +50% Meat from Monsters)
> stainless steel skullcap (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +50 Damage to  Hot Spells  +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> stainless steel solitaire (+20 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> stainless steel scarf (Mysticality +10 -20 to Monster Level Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> stainless steel slacks (+10% to all Moxie Gains +10  Stench Damage  +40% Meat from Monsters)
> stainless steel suspenders (Muscle +10% Maximum MP +100 -15 to Monster Level)
> plexiglass pikestaff (Damage Reduction: 3 +25  Hot Damage  +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> plexiglass pith helmet (Maximum MP +100 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> plexiglass pocketwatch (Damage Absorption +20 Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> plexiglass pinky ring (Mysticality +5 Damage Absorption +100 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> plexiglass pants (Weapon Damage +10 Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> plexiglass pendant (Moxie +10% Maximum MP +10   Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3)
> hockey stick of furious angry rage (Damage Absorption +60 Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> flaming glowsticks ()
> iced-out bling ()
> limburger biker boots ()
> miniature carton of clove cigarettes ()
> toy six-seater hovercraft ()
> Glass Balls of the Goblin King (+5  Stench Damage )
> Codpiece of the Goblin King (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> rib of the Bonerdagon (Spell Damage +100% +5  Cold Damage  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> Bonerdagon necklace (Mysticality +25 Mysticality +20% +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> Boss Bat britches (Maximum HP +100)
> Boss Bat bling (+10% chance of Critical Hit -20 to Monster Level)
> yellow traffic cone (Maximum HP +30% +15 to Monster Level)
> wax lips ()
> off-hand balloon (Maximum HP +30% Maximum MP +10 +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny nose-bone fetish ()
> magic lamp (+15 to Monster Level)
> basic meat skirt (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> basic meat kilt (+5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> sticky meat skirt (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> sticky meat kilt (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> penguinskin mini-skirt (Damage Absorption +60)
> penguinskin mini-kilt (Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> yakskin skirt (Moxie +20)
> yakskin kilt (Maximum MP +30%)
> hippopotamus skirt (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> hippopotamus kilt (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> furry skirt (Moxie +15)
> furry kilt (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> gnauga hide skirt (+15 to Monster Level)
> gnauga hide kilt (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Jekyllin hide belt (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> ring of adornment (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> ring of increase damage (+1 Stats Per Fight +5  Cold Damage )
> ring of gain strength (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> ring of cold resistance (+10  Stench Damage )
> ring of fire resistance (-25 to Monster Level)
> ring of conflict (Mysticality +10%)
> pirate hook (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> monster bait (Maximum MP +20)
> Mjolnir Jr. ()
> tiny makeup kit ()
> red traffic cone (+10 to Monster Level +5 to Familiar Weight)
> attention spanner ()
> funky brass fez ()
> Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (Muscle +25)
> Baron von Ratsworth's money clip (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> rose-colored glasses (Muscle +15)
> time helmet (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> time trousers (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> time sword (Mysticality +15)
> Dyspepsi-Cola helmet (Moxie +10)
> Cloaca-Cola shield (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Cloaca-Cola fatigues (-20 to Monster Level)
> Dyspepsi-Cola shield (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues (+25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Cloaca-Cola helmet (+5  Stench Damage )
> Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife ()
> Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> 1.21 jigawatts ()
> giant pinky ring (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> disembodied smile (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> golden sausage ()
> rhesus monkey ()
> rhinestone cowboy shirt (+10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> gingham blouse (Spell Damage +10)
> souvenir ski t-shirt (Damage Reduction: 5)
> metal mandible ()
> tiny plastic Crimbo wreath (+2 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo (+10  Spooky Damage )
> tiny plastic Crimbo elf (+25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic sweet nutcracker (Damage Reduction: 1)
> tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> duck-on-a-string (Spell Damage +25 +100% Combat Initiative)
> toy train (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> marionette (Muscle +30%)
> sock monkey (+60% Combat Initiative)
> rag doll (+60% Combat Initiative)
> can of fake snow (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> colored-light &quot;necklace&quot; (+5  Hot Damage )
> tree skirt (Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> Unionize The Elves sign (Spell Damage +25)
> Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit ()
> teddy bear sewing kit ()
> green traffic cone (+10  Spooky Damage  Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Scandalously Skimpy Bikini ()
> Sombrero De Vida ()
> ice sickle (Moxie +5 +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> ice baby (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> ice pick (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> ice skates (Maximum HP +50% Maximum MP +40%)
> hot pink lipstick ()
> miniature stuffed Goth Giant ()
> arrow'd heart balloon ()
> suede shortsword ()
> bamboo bokuto ()
> 25-meat staff ()
> two-handed depthsword ()
> bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme ()
> lead yo-yo ()
> slightly peevedbow ()
> sack of doorknobs ()
> lucky ball-and-chain ()
> automatic catapult ()
> pentacorn hat ()
> goofily-plumed helmet ()
> yellow plastic hard hat ()
> wooden salad bowl ()
> football helmet ()
> chain-mail monokini ()
> union scalemail pants ()
> paper-plate-mail pants ()
> troutpiece ()
> alpha-mail pants ()
> lucky rabbit's foot (Maximum MP +30% +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> miniature dormouse ()
> chopsticks (Muscle +20 Spell Damage +25%)
> rice bowl (Moxie +10)
> ninja mop (Damage Absorption +100)
> ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (Moxie +15 Moxie +10%)
> blue traffic cone (Spell Damage +25 +15% chance of Critical Hit)
> clown hammer ()
> fake hand (+10% to all Moxie Gains   Gives Extra Offhand Equipment Slot)
> Talisman of Bakula ()
> Radio KoL Coffee Mug (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Radio Free Jersey (Spell Damage +25 +25  Hot Damage )
> joybuzzer ()
> pet rock &quot;Snooty&quot; disguise ()
> diamond-studded fronts ()
> portable corkscrew (Weapon Damage +5 +20% Combat Initiative)
> grass skirt (Mysticality +10%)
> grass hat (+5 to Familiar Weight)
> grass blade (Muscle +10%)
> weegee sqouija ()
> sparkly engagement ring (Maximum HP +40%)
> lucky Tam O'Shatner ()
> Grimacite goggles (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +10% Meat from Monsters)
> Grimacite glaive (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> Grimacite greaves (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +10)
> Grimacite garter (Muscle +25 Mysticality +30%)
> Grimacite galoshes (Maximum MP +50% Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> Grimacite gorget (Muscle +10% Maximum HP +50%)
> Grimacite guayabera (+25  Stench Damage )
> Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration (-25 to Monster Level Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire (Muscle +25 Mysticality +5)
> second-hand knockoff engagement ring (+25  Stench Damage )
> Junior LAAAAME merit badge (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Senior LAAAAME merit badge (+3 to Familiar Weight)
> coffin lid (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> white satin shield (+20% Combat Initiative)
> Cerebral Cloche (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit   Jellyfish Vision)
> Cerebral Culottes (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> Cerebral Crossbow (Weapon Damage +50% +5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> badger badge ()
> raspberry beret (Mysticality +20)
> pixel shield (Spell Damage +100%)
> Spanish fly trap ()
> Toddler-sized Dragon Costume ()
> jewel-eyed wizard hat (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Slight Stench  Resistance (+1) +20% Combat Initiative)
> wad of Crovacite (+1 Stats Per Fight -25 to Monster Level)
> white collar (+1 Stats Per Fight +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Radio KoL Keychain (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> Radio KoL Antenna Ball (+5  Stench Damage )
> Radio KoL Flashlight (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> Radio KoL Maracas (Maximum MP +40%)
> Radio KoL Bottle Opener (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> Radio KoL Patch (+3 to Familiar Weight)
> Cat-Herding Prod (-20 to Monster Level   +10 Damage vs. Lions)
> star boomerang (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> star stiletto (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> grave robbing shovel (Maximum HP +40% Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> superhero mask (Muscle +10%)
> pet rock &quot;Groucho&quot; disguise ()
> cardboard sword (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +10% Meat from Monsters)
> cardboard staff (Mysticality +10% +3 to Familiar Weight)
> bubblewrap sword (Moxie +30% +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> bubblewrap staff (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> bubblewrap crossbow (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> styrofoam sword (-15 to Monster Level Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> styrofoam staff (+3 Stats Per Fight +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> styrofoam crossbow (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> cardboard crossbow (Damage Reduction: 5 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> blue ribbon (Muscle +15)
> giant discarded bottlecap (+10% to all Muscle Gains Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> giant discarded torn-up glove (Maximum MP +50% +60% Combat Initiative)
> flaming cardboard sword (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10  Stench Damage  Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> flypaper staff (Moxie +5 +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> grease gun (+20% chance of Critical Hit +15% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> sword of static (+2 Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +100 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> wiffle-flail (+2 Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +10 Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> bubble bauble bow (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +80% Combat Initiative)
> Frost&trade; brand sword (Damage Reduction: 3 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> squeaky staff (Maximum HP +50 +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> can cannon (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Slight Hot Resistance (+1) +20% Meat from Monsters)
> starchy sword (+10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> starchy staff (Weapon Damage +5)
> starchy crossbow (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> pestoblade (Mysticality +5 -20 to Monster Level)
> poutine pole (Damage Absorption +60 Maximum HP +50)
> curdflinger (Maximum HP +40% +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> muculent machete (Spell Damage +50% Damage Absorption +40)
> glistening staff (Muscle +10 +25  Cold Damage )
> repeating crossbow (Damage Absorption +40 Maximum HP +40%)
> dense meat sword (Moxie +5)
> dense meat staff (Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> dense meat crossbow (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> Spirit Precipice (Maximum HP +40% Maximum MP +50% +10  Hot Damage )
> smoldering staff (Weapon Damage +20 +10% chance of Critical Hit +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> hot cross bow (Moxie +20% Maximum HP +50% +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> sword behind inappropriate prepositions (Damage Reduction: 5 Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> meatspout staff (Moxie +20 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> carob cannon (Mysticality +10 +1 Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +10)
> shuddersword (+3 Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 5 +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> hairy staff (Muscle +15 +5  Hot Damage  +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> projectile icemaker (Weapon Damage +25% Damage Reduction: 7 +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> buffalo blade (Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +10% +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> giant cheesestick (-25 to Monster Level +100% Combat Initiative)
> potato pistol (Mysticality +5 Muscle +20%)
> savory sword (+50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> savory staff (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> savory crossbow (Maximum MP +40%)
> Super Magic Power Sword X (+15 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +10  Sleaze Damage )
> soylent staff (Mysticality +10% +80% Combat Initiative)
> goulauncher (+10% to all Moxie Gains Maximum HP +10)
> defective skull ()
> Gnollish pie server (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> Gnollish slotted spoon (Damage Absorption +20)
> Knob Goblin spatula (+10  Stench Damage )
> jack flapper (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> filthy pestle (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> Knob Goblin melon baller (Muscle +10)
> huge spoon (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> oversized pizza cutter (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> star spatula (+40% Combat Initiative)
> foon of fulmination (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +10%)
> foon of frigidity (Muscle +30% +10  Hot Damage )
> foon of foulness (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +10% Meat from Monsters)
> foon of fearfulness (Damage Reduction: 9 Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> foon of fleshiness (Moxie +5 +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> shiny butcherknife (Spell Damage +25%)
> corn holder (+2 Stats Per Fight)
> eggbeater (Mysticality +5)
> dishrag (+10  Hot Damage )
> cardboard katana (+3 Stats Per Fight)
> ram stick (Maximum HP +100)
> enchantlers (-10 to Monster Level)
> ram-battering staff (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> Snow Queen Crown (Mysticality +15 Moxie +30%)
> ga-ga radio (+7 to Familiar Weight +3 Adventure(s) per day Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Travoltan trousers (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +30% Meat from Monsters +60% Combat Initiative   5-Finger Discount Moxie used to determine Maximum MP (unless Mysticality is higher))
> pool cue (+3 Stats Per Fight +20 to Monster Level)
> Counterclockwise Watch (+20 to Monster Level)
> bone collar ()
> 1-ball (Mysticality +10)
> 2-ball (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 3)
> 3-ball (Spell Damage +5 +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> 4-ball (Moxie +20% +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> 5-ball (Spell Damage +25 Damage Reduction: 3)
> 6-ball (Weapon Damage +20 Spell Damage +10)
> 7-ball (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> clockwork sword (Spell Damage +5 Maximum MP +40% +15% chance of Critical Hit)
> clockwork staff (Spell Damage +5 Maximum HP +10 +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> clockwork crossbow (Maximum HP +10% Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> Lord Spookyraven's spectacles ()
> cardboard wakizashi (+20 to Monster Level)
> KoL Con 3-D Glasses ()
> tuning fork ()
> antique greaves (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> antique helmet (+5 to Familiar Weight +25  Hot Damage )
> antique spear (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> antique shield (Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> pitchfork (Damage Absorption +80)
> broken sword (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> snarling wolf shield (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> lupine sword (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> snake shield (+10  Hot Damage )
> serpentine sword (+20% Combat Initiative)
> 9-ball (Damage Reduction: 3 +10  Cold Damage  +10  Hot Damage )
> chintzy seal pendant (Moxie +20% Spell Damage +25%)
> chintzy turtle brooch (-15 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> chintzy noodle ring (Spell Damage +5 Maximum MP +50%)
> chintzy saucepan earring (+20 to Monster Level +10  Cold Damage )
> chintzy disco ball pendant (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> chintzy accordion pin (Weapon Damage +5 Damage Reduction: 9)
> worn tophat (Damage Reduction: 7 +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> tap shoes (Spell Damage +25% +15% chance of Critical Hit)
> opera mask (+10  Hot Damage )
> Amulet of Yendor (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells  Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)   Prevents Level Teleporting)
> bottle of perfume ()
> spoon! ()
> plastic pumpkin bucket ()
> silver shrimp fork (+10% to all Muscle Gains Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> stuffed cocoabo ()
> stuffed baby gravy fairy ()
> stuffed flaming gravy fairy ()
> stuffed frozen gravy fairy ()
> stuffed stinky gravy fairy ()
> stuffed spooky gravy fairy ()
> stuffed sleazy gravy fairy ()
> stuffed astral badger ()
> stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech ()
> stuffed hand turkey ()
> stuffed snowy owl ()
> stuffed scary death orb ()
> stuffed mind flayer ()
> stuffed undead elbow macaroni ()
> stuffed Cheshire bitten ()
> stuffed yo-yo ()
> rubber WWJD? bracelet ()
> rubber WWBD? bracelet ()
> rubber WWSPD? bracelet ()
> rubber WWtNSD? bracelet ()
> right half of a heart necklace ()
> left half of a heart necklace ()
> diamond necklace ()
> spade necklace ()
> club necklace ()
> hippy protest button ()
> Lockenstock&trade; sandals (Maximum MP +30% Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> didgeridooka (Muscle +20)
> bullet-proof corduroys (+10% chance of Critical Hit +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> round purple sunglasses (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> wicker shield (+25  Cold Damage )
> x-ray specs ()
> tiny bust of Pallas ()
> black sword (Muscle +5 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> black helmet (Damage Absorption +20)
> black shield (+3 Stats Per Fight +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> kick-ass kicks (Maximum HP +10 +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> beer helmet (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> distressed denim pants (+10  Stench Damage  +60% Combat Initiative)
> perforated battle paddle (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> flashing novelty button (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> orange glowstick (-10 to Monster Level +40% Combat Initiative)
> anniversary chutney sculpture (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> spandex anniversary shorts (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> jar of anniversary jam (Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> bucket of anniversary lard (Muscle +5)
> anniversary concrete fedora (Damage Absorption +100)
> makeshift turban (Muscle +30% +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> makeshift cape (Mysticality +20)
> makeshift skirt (Muscle +15)
> can of starch ()
> pilgrim shield (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +25% Maximum HP +10 +5  Cold Damage  +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> hors d'oeuvre tray (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> 17-ball (Maximum MP +50)
> wheel (Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> prehistoric spear (Muscle +10%)
> fire (Maximum MP +100 +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> Grateful Undead T-shirt (Muscle +15)
> ASCII shirt (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> safety vest (Damage Reduction: 1 +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> Ye Olde Navy Fleece (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> bronze breastplate (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +50%)
> white hat hacker T-shirt (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> vampire collar ()
> killer rag doll (+25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> incredibly creepy marionette (Muscle +10%)
> mad scientist's sock monkey (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> vampire duck-on-a-string (+10% chance of Critical Hit +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> toy crazy train (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> evil teddy bear sewing kit ()
> toy ray gun (Weapon Damage +10 +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> toy space helmet (Spell Damage +10 +5  Stench Damage    Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights)
> MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech ()
> astronaut pants (Maximum MP +20% +5  Stench Damage )
> toy jet pack (Maximum MP +30%)
> obsidian dagger (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Kiss the Knob apron (Muscle +30%)
> giant book of ancient carols ()
> tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire (Weapon Damage +20)
> tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll (Mysticality +5)
> tiny plastic skeletal reindeer (Moxie +20)
> tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram (+3 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic Scream Queen (Moxie +25)
> lucky Crimbo tiki necklace (+10  Cold Damage )
> bobble-hip hula elf doll (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> Crimbo ukulele (-10 to Monster Level)
> Tiki lighter (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells  Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> deck of tropical cards (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +10% Meat from Monsters)
> tropical paperweight (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> Tropical Crimbo Hat (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> Tropical Crimbo Shorts (Spell Damage +50%)
> Tropical Crimbo Sword (+25  Hot Damage )
> liar's pants (Weapon Damage +50% +25 to Monster Level)
> flaming juggler's balls (Moxie +30% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> flaming pink shirt (Moxie +10)
> flaming familiar doppelg&auml;nger ()
> evil flaming eyeball pendant (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells  Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> icicle katana ()
> polka-dot bow tie (+10  Hot Damage    Makes you look 75% clowny)
> calavera concertina (Maximum HP +20)
> ratarang (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +60% Combat Initiative)
> pygmy nose-bone (Muscle +25)
> big bad voodoo mask (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> pygmy spear (Maximum MP +20%)
> headhunter necktie (Moxie +20% +3 to Familiar Weight)
> pointed stick (+25  Cold Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> knobby helmet turtle (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> knobby kneepads (Maximum MP +40%)
> sewer turtle (Maximum HP +50%)
> sebaceous shield (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +40)
> skeletortoise (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> box turtle (+5  Stench Damage )
> cardboard box turtle (Moxie +15)
> bottlecap turtle (+10 to Monster Level Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban (Moxie +5 Damage Absorption +80 +25  Cold Damage )
> furry green turtle (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> furry green earmuffs (Mysticality +15)
> reinforced furry underpants (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +20% Meat from Monsters)
> Mega Gem ()
> [2268]Staff of Fats (+5  Hot Damage )
> black belt (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Damage Absorption +20)
> seal-skull helmet (Weapon Damage +20)
> chisel ()
> green glowstick (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> encoder ring ()
> worm-riding hooks ()
> rubber WWBBDD? bracelet ()
> oversized pipe (Spell Damage +25% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> reinforced beaded headband (Spell Damage +25)
> fire poi (Damage Absorption +100 +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> bejeweled pledge pin (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Gaia beads (Mysticality +20 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> hippy medical kit (Moxie +20% +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags (Weapon Damage +20 Damage Absorption +20)
> longhaired hippy wig (Mysticality +10 Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Zim Merman's guitar (Maximum MP +20)
> C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (+10  Spooky Damage )
> orange peel hat (Mysticality +5)
> flowing hippy skirt (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +100)
> woolen cravat ()
> bottle opener belt buckle ()
> keg shield (Damage Absorption +80 +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> giant foam finger (+100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> war tongs (Maximum MP +50% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> asbestos apron (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> beaten-up Chucks (Weapon Damage +100%)
> natty blue ascot (Moxie +10)
> wreath of laurels (Damage Absorption +60 +10  Spooky Damage )
> Danglin' Chad's loincloth (Slight Cold Resistance (+1) Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> tube sock (Spell Damage +100%)
> energy drink IV (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> Elmley shades (Mysticality +15 Moxie +10)
> beer bong (Weapon Damage +5 +40% Meat from Monsters)
> Panda outfit ()
> bounty-hunting helmet (Spell Damage +50%)
> bounty-hunting rifle (Maximum MP +10)
> bounty-hunting pants (Maximum HP +100)
> pink glowstick (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +10)
> hardware upgrade ()
> tasteful black bow tie ()
> goatskin umbrella (Muscle +20)
> wool hat (+15 to Monster Level Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> white belt (+5 to Familiar Weight +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> bar whip (Muscle +25)
> barskin buckler (+20% Combat Initiative)
> white whip (+25 to Monster Level)
> barskin loincloth (Mysticality +30%)
> tighty whiteys (Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> yak toupee (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> blue suede shoes ()
> clown wig (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +15 to Monster Level   Makes you look 50% clowny)
> clownskin belt (Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure   Makes you look 50% clowny)
> clownskin buckler (+25  Stench Damage    Makes you look 50% clowny)
> clown whip (Mysticality +20   Makes you look 50% clowny)
> demon-horned hat (+40% Combat Initiative)
> demon buckler (+10  Cold Damage )
> demon whip (Mysticality +5 +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> barskin cloak (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> white snakeskin duster (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> clownskin harness (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure   Makes you look 50% clowny)
> demonskin jacket (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +40)
> hipposkin poncho (Spell Damage +25)
> yak anorak (Maximum HP +50)
> tuxedo shirt (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> gnauga hide vest (+3 Stats Per Fight +25  Sleaze Damage )
> Necrotelicomnicon (Damage Absorption +60 Maximum MP +20%)
> Cookbook of the Damned (Moxie +15 +2 Stats Per Fight)
> Sinful Desires (Weapon Damage +25% +25  Sleaze Damage )
> beach glass necklace (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> peace-sign necklace (Maximum HP +50)
> round green sunglasses (Muscle +20% Maximum HP +10)
> spark plug earring (Weapon Damage +20 +25 to Monster Level)
> woven baling wire bracelets (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> gearbox necklace (Damage Absorption +80 Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> wrench bracelet (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +10  Cold Damage )
> rusty chain necklace (Muscle +30% +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> sawblade shield (Damage Reduction: 1)
> Ankh of Badahnkadh (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Mayflower bouquet ()
> tin star (+20% Meat from Monsters +60% Combat Initiative)
> outrageous sombrero (Mysticality +10% Moxie +10%)
> &quot;Humorous&quot; T-shirt (Spell Damage +100% +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> Shagadelic Disco Banjo (Moxie +5 +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +20 to Monster Level)
> Squeezebox of the Ages (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +30% Meat from Monsters)
> Chelonian Morningstar (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Hammer of Smiting (Mysticality +20 Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> 17-alarm Saucepan (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +20% Combat Initiative)
> Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril (Maximum HP +100 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> ant hoe ()
> ant rake ()
> ant pitchfork ()
> ant sickle ()
> ant pick ()
> giant cactus quill (Moxie +20 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Staff of the Short Order Cook (+7 to Familiar Weight +10  Stench Damage  Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> scorpion whip (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50)
> wonderwall shield (Damage Absorption +60)
> Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket (Spell Damage +5)
> General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (Weapon Damage +100%)
> Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (+20 to Monster Level)
> Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (Mysticality +15)
> Staff of the Midnight Snack (Muscle +20 Spell Damage +10 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> Staff of Blood and Pudding (Mysticality +15 Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +100% Combat Initiative)
> Tuesday's ruby (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> palm-frond whip (Maximum HP +50)
> palm-frond capris (+25  Cold Damage  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> extra-large palm-frond toupee (Damage Absorption +80)
> palm-frond cloak (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> Iiti Kitty phone charm (+10% chance of Critical Hit)
> nasty rat mask (Weapon Damage +50% Maximum MP +30%)
> ratskin belt (Moxie +20 Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> rattail whip (Moxie +25 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> bat hat (Maximum HP +10% +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> bat whip (+5  Sleaze Damage  +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> bat-ass leather jacket (Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> catskin cap (+10  Hot Damage  +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> catskin buckler (Slight Hot Resistance (+1) +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> tail o' nine cats (+5 to Familiar Weight +10  Spooky Damage )
> pat-a-cake pendant (Muscle +15 Maximum MP +10%)
> mummy mask (Maximum HP +30%)
> gauze shorts (Weapon Damage +5 Maximum MP +40%)
> black greaves (Muscle +5 Mysticality +20%)
> black cowboy hat (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +80)
> Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Maximum HP +20% +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> happiness (Maximum MP +30%)
> Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet (Mysticality +20%)
> green pixie spog ()
> Drowsy Sword (+1 Stats Per Fight Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> albatross necklace (+10  Cold Damage )
> fancy ball mask (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> Can-Can skirt (+25  Spooky Damage )
> armgun (+10  Hot Damage  +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> dreadlock whip (Damage Absorption +20 Maximum HP +50% +25  Cold Damage )
> beer-a-pult (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> cast-iron legacy paddle (Muscle +20 Damage Reduction: 5)
> giant driftwood sculpture (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> massive sitar (Muscle +20 Mysticality +20%)
> stone baseball cap (Muscle +20 +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +80)
> duct tape shirt (Maximum MP +50 +100% Combat Initiative)
> duct tape fedora (Maximum MP +10% +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> duct tape sword (+15% chance of Critical Hit +10  Stench Damage )
> duct tape dockers (Damage Reduction: 9 Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> duct tape buckler (Muscle +25)
> blackberry slippers (Moxie +30% Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5) +30% Meat from Monsters)
> blackberry moccasins (Weapon Damage +5 +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> blackberry combat boots (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +5% Item Drops from Monsters +80% Combat Initiative)
> cracker ()
> battered hubcap (Damage Reduction: 1 Damage Reduction: 5 Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> shiny hood ornament (Spell Damage +100% +5  Cold Damage  Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> hand-carved bokken (Muscle +20% +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> hand-carved bow (+10% chance of Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> hand-carved staff (+20% chance of Critical Hit +60% Combat Initiative +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Staff of the Greasefire (Moxie +30% Maximum HP +40% +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> Staff of the Grand Flamb&eacute; (Moxie +20 +10% to all Moxie Gains Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> Staff of the Walk-In Freezer (Moxie +25 Maximum HP +20% +100% Combat Initiative)
> furniture dolly (Maximum HP +50%)
> Staff of the Grease Trap (Mysticality +10% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> Uranium Omega of Temperance (Muscle +15 Mysticality +20)
> Lead Zeta of Chastity (Damage Absorption +60 +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> Aluminum Epsilon of Humility (Maximum MP +40% Maximum MP +10)
> Zinc Delta of Tranquility (Moxie +10% Damage Absorption +80)
> Nickel Gamma of Frugality (Maximum HP +40% Maximum HP +50%)
> Iron Beta of Industry (-20 to Monster Level +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> Copper Alpha of Sincerity (+25 to Monster Level Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> Red Balloon of Valor (+3 Stats Per Fight Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> Purple Horseshoe of Honor (Maximum MP +50 +25 to Monster Level)
> Blue Diamond of Honesty (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 3)
> Green Clover of Justice (+10  Cold Damage  +10  Stench Damage )
> Yellow Moon of Compassion (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> Orange Star of Sacrifice (+2 Stats Per Fight +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> Pink Heart of Spirit (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> Order of the Silver Wossname (+10  Spooky Damage  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1) +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> filigreed hamethyst earring (+10% chance of Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> filigreed hamethyst necklace (Mysticality +20% +2 Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +50%)
> filigreed hamethyst ring (+10  Cold Damage  Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +20% Meat from Monsters)
> solid baconstone earring (Damage Absorption +20 Maximum HP +10% +50% Meat from Monsters)
> solid baconstone necklace (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> solid baconstone ring (Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +100% Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> pulled porquoise earring (Mysticality +30% Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> pulled porquoise pendant (+10 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> pulled porquoise ring (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +10)
> Earring of Fire (+10% to all Moxie Gains +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Pendant of Fire (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) +10% Meat from Monsters)
> Ring of Fire (Maximum MP +20% +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Ice-Cold Beerring (Muscle +25 Weapon Damage +50%)
> Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace (Mysticality +20 Weapon Damage +20)
> Ice-Cold Beer Ring (Damage Absorption +20 +20% Combat Initiative)
> Unspeakable Earring (+10  Cold Damage  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> Choker of the Ultragoth (Spell Damage +100% Maximum MP +20)
> The Ring (Mysticality +10 +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> Nose Ring of Putrescence (Mysticality +15 +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> Putrid Pendant (Spell Damage +10 +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Ring of the Sewer Snake (Mysticality +15 +20% Combat Initiative)
> Mudflap-Girl Earring (Maximum HP +30% Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> Mudflap-Girl Necklace (Moxie +15 Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Mudflap-Girl Ring (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Brimstone Beret (Damage Absorption +20 Maximum HP +30%   Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3)
> Brimstone Bludgeon (Moxie +25 +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> Brimstone Bunker (+1 Stats Per Fight +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> Brimstone Boxers (Mysticality +10% +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> Brimstone Brooch (Damage Absorption +20 Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +40% Meat from Monsters)
> Brimstone Bracelet (+10% to all Muscle Gains +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Grimacite gasmask (Muscle +5 Mysticality +10%)
> Grimacite gat (+15% chance of Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Grimacite gaiters (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3) Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> Grimacite gauntlets (Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> Grimacite go-go boots (+5  Cold Damage  +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Grimacite girdle (Damage Reduction: 7 Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> Grimacite gown (Muscle +25)
> Staff of the Kitchen Floor (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20% +30% Meat from Monsters)
> bottle-rocket crossbow (Moxie +10 Weapon Damage +20 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat   Shoots Bottle-Rockets!)
> indie comic hipster glasses (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> mint-condition magic wand ()
> yellow glowstick (Maximum MP +30% +5  Hot Damage )
> Periodical Paintbrush (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> navel ring of navel gazing (+10  Cold Damage  +10% Item Drops from Monsters +25% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> plastic bib ()
> Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield (+15% chance of Critical Hit)
> huge mosquito proboscis (+15% chance of Critical Hit Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> witch wart (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +10)
> leechknife (Muscle +25 Mysticality +20 +10  Stench Damage )
> beaver spear (+3 Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50)
> shamanic beads (+3 Stats Per Fight +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> dilapidated wizard hat (+3 Stats Per Fight +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20)
> tiny plastic Ed the Undying (Spell Damage +5 Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> tiny plastic Dr. Awkward (Maximum MP +20)
> tiny plastic protector spectre (+25  Cold Damage )
> tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> tiny plastic Boss Bat (Maximum MP +10)
> tiny plastic Knob Goblin King (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> tiny plastic Bonerdagon (Moxie +20)
> tiny plastic The Man (Maximum MP +50)
> tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski (Moxie +25)
> tiny plastic Felonia (Muscle +25)
> tiny plastic Beelzebozo (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic conservationist hippy (Maximum MP +30%)
> tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic angry bugbear (+3 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic anime smiley (Maximum HP +10%)
> tiny plastic apathetic lizardman (Spell Damage +5)
> tiny plastic astronomer (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> tiny plastic beanbat (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> tiny plastic blooper (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic brainsweeper (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> tiny plastic briefcase bat (Muscle +30%)
> tiny plastic demoninja (+100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker (-15 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic drunk goat (Damage Absorption +60)
> tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus (Maximum HP +40%)
> tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser (Maximum HP +10)
> tiny plastic handsome mariachi (+25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter (+10% to all Muscle Gains)
> tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl (+50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist (-15 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic Knott Yeti (Damage Absorption +100)
> tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> tiny plastic lobsterfrogman (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic ninja snowman (Weapon Damage +5)
> tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy (+10% chance of Critical Hit)
> tiny plastic G Imp (+25  Spooky Damage )
> tiny plastic goth giant (Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> tiny plastic cubist bull (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> tiny plastic scary clown (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> tiny plastic smarmy pirate (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> tiny plastic spiny skelelton (Damage Reduction: 5)
> tiny plastic Spam Witch (Maximum MP +50%)
> tiny plastic spooky vampire (Mysticality +20)
> tiny plastic taco cat (Maximum MP +20%)
> tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni (Maximum MP +100)
> tiny plastic warwelf (Spell Damage +100%)
> tiny plastic whitesnake (-25 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic XXX pr0n (-20 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic zmobie (+10  Hot Damage )
> tiny plastic Protagonist (Maximum HP +30%)
> tiny plastic Spunky Princess (Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> tiny plastic topiary golem (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> tiny plastic senile lihc (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> tiny plastic Iiti Kitty (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> tiny plastic Trouser Snake (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> tiny plastic Axe Wound (Maximum MP +10)
> tiny plastic Hellion (+20% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic Black Knight (Muscle +10%)
> tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> tiny plastic fruit golem (Moxie +20)
> tiny plastic fluffy bunny (+5  Stench Damage )
> miniature castagnets ()
> miniature Jacob's ladder ()
> party hat (+5  Sleaze Damage  Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> V for Vivala mask (Moxie +30% +10 to Monster Level   Critical Hits are extra-explosive Combat items do more damage +1-3 Stat(s) per Fight Allows use of Creepy Grin (once per day))
> blue glowstick (Maximum HP +30% +50% Meat from Monsters)
> tip jar (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> rum barrel charrrm bracelet (Moxie +5)
> curmudgel (Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> grumpy old man charrrm bracelet (+10  Hot Damage )
> tarrrnished charrrm bracelet (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +60% Combat Initiative)
> witty rapier (+25  Cold Damage )
> yohohoyo (Slight Cold Resistance (+1) Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> booty chest charrrm bracelet (+10% to all Muscle Gains)
> cannonball charrrm bracelet ()
> copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet (Maximum HP +50)
> silver tongue charrrm bracelet (+5  Spooky Damage  +30% Meat from Monsters)
> clingfilm trousers (Maximum MP +20)
> clingfilm cap (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight -25 to Monster Level)
> clingfilm slippers (Damage Absorption +20)
> buoybottoms (+2 Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +25% +5  Stench Damage )
> grungy flannel shirt (Mysticality +30%)
> grungy bandana (Serious Hot Resistance (+3) +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> grassy cutlass (+5  Stench Damage )
> solid gold pegleg (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> gold lam&eacute; pants (Weapon Damage +20)
> enormous hoop earring (Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> costume sword (Mysticality +15 +5  Hot Damage )
> rainbow pearl earring (Maximum HP +50% -15 to Monster Level)
> rainbow pearl necklace (+15% chance of Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> rainbow pearl ring (Mysticality +15 Moxie +5)
> Idol of Ak'gyxoth (+20% chance of Critical Hit +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> Emblem of Ak'gyxoth (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> pirate fledges (Muscle +25)
> metallic foil bow ()
> metallic foil radar dish ()
> cursed eyepatch (+25  Spooky Damage )
> cursed cutlass (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> cursed breeches (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> mood ring ()
> metallic foil cat ears (Maximum HP +20)
> cyborg doll (-10 to Monster Level)
> toy maglev monorail (Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> marionette collective (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> borg sock monkey (Moxie +30%)
> roboduck-on-a-string (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +100% Combat Initiative)
> teddy borg sewing kit ()
> biomechanical crimborg helmet (Mysticality +5 Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> C.B.F.G. (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20)
> biomechanical crimborg leg armor (Mysticality +10% Damage Reduction: 7)
> handmade hobby horse (Spell Damage +5)
> ball-in-a-cup (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> set of jacks (Mysticality +5)
> polyalloy shield (Moxie +10 +1 Stats Per Fight)
> oversized fish scaler ()
> vibrating cyborg knife (Damage Reduction: 3 Maximum HP +100)
> immense cyborg hand (+10% to all Mysticality Gains +20 to Monster Level)
> cyborg stompin' boot (Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +40% +25  Sleaze Damage )
> overclocked avian microprocessor ()
> flamin' bindle (Weapon Damage +25% +20% Combat Initiative   On Critical: Deals 70-100  Hot Damage )
> freezin' bindle (Moxie +15 Damage Reduction: 9   On Critical: Deals 70-100  Cold Damage )
> stinkin' bindle (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3) +100% Booze Drops from Monsters   On Critical: Deals 70-100  Stench Damage )
> spooky bindle (Maximum HP +30% +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells    On Critical: Deals 70-100  Spooky Damage )
> sleazy bindle (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure   On Critical: Deals 70-100  Sleaze Damage )
> 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Hodgman's whackin' stick (+20% Item Drops from Monsters   On Critical: Insanity!)
> Hodgman's imaginary hamster (Weapon Damage +25% Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> old soft shoes ()
> panhandle panhandling hat (Maximum HP +30%)
> cup of infinite pencils (Weapon Damage +50%   Never runs out of pencils)
> Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> El Vibrato translator ()
> El Vibrato helmet ()
> El Vibrato energy spear ()
> El Vibrato leg guards ()
> evil paper umbrella (-25 to Monster Level)
> naughty fortune teller ()
> origami &quot;gentlemen's&quot; magazine ()
> origami pasties (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> origami riding crop (Mysticality +5 Muscle +30% Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> KoL Con IV Pole (Maximum HP +10 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> dwarvish war helmet ()
> dwarvish war mattock ()
> dwarvish war kilt ()
> purple glowstick (Muscle +30% Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> hobo code binder ()
> gatorskin umbrella (Weapon Damage +10 Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> tattered paper crown (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> inflatable duck ()
> water wings ()
> foam noodle ()
> Ol' Scratch's ol' britches (Muscle +20 +25  Sleaze Damage )
> Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat (Weapon Damage +5 +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Ol' Scratch's ash can (Muscle +20 +25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25  Stench Damage )
> pink plastic baby (+10  Stench Damage )
> silver sausage ()
> Frosty's old silk hat (Weapon Damage +20 +10  Sleaze Damage )
> Frosty's carrot (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> Frosty's nailbat (Moxie +5 Moxie +10 +25 to Monster Level)
> Oscus's pelt (Mysticality +20 +80% Combat Initiative)
> Wand of Oscus (Weapon Damage +100% Maximum HP +30% +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Oscus's dumpster waders (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Zombo's skullcap (Damage Reduction: 7 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Zombo's shield (Mysticality +5 +10% chance of Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Zombo's grievous greaves (Spell Damage +10 +10  Stench Damage )
> Chester's moustache (Muscle +15 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +5  Cold Damage )
> Chester's bag of candy (-15 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Chester's cutoffs (Maximum HP +30% +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> bag of Crotchety Pine saplings ()
> bag of Saccharine Maple saplings ()
> bag of Laughing Willow saplings ()
> crotchety pants (Maximum HP +100)
> Saccharine Maple pendant (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> willowy bonnet (Spell Damage +50%)
> cheap studded belt (Maximum HP +40%)
> stick-on eyebrow piercing (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> C.H.U.M. lantern (Mysticality +30% +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> C.H.U.M. knife (-10 to Monster Level)
> Frosty's snowball sack (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> pretty pink bow ()
> smiley-face sticker ()
> farfalle bow tie ()
> jalape&ntilde;o slices ()
> stick-on mini solar panels ()
> tiny sombrero ()
> sealskin drum (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> washboard shield (Mysticality +20%)
> spaghetti-box banjo (+25  Spooky Damage )
> marinara jug (-10 to Monster Level)
> makeshift castanets (Mysticality +5)
> left-handed melodica (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> lucky bottlecap (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> corncob pipe (+20% Meat from Monsters)
> Mr. Joe's bangles (Maximum MP +50%)
> frayed rope belt (+10  Spooky Damage )
> mayfly bait necklace (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   Allows Summoning of Mayflies in Combat)
> crumpled felt fedora (+25  Cold Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> battered old top-hat (+10  Cold Damage  +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> shapeless wide-brimmed hat (Mysticality +30% Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> mostly rat-hide leggings (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> hobo dungarees (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> old patched suit-pants (Weapon Damage +25% +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> hobo stogie ()
> rope with some soap on it ()
> dead guy's memento (+1 Stats Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny bindle ()
> zen motorcycle ()
> brown plastic baby (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) +10% Meat from Monsters)
> Ol' Scratch's stove door (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight   Deals 40-50  Hot Damage  to attackers)
> Ol' Scratch's manacles (Mysticality +10 Damage Reduction: 3 +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Chester's sunglasses (Mysticality +25 +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +10%)
> Chester's muscle shirt (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> Chester's Aquarius medallion (Moxie +30% +10  Sleaze Damage )
> Zombo's shoulder blade (Damage Reduction: 7 Maximum MP +10%)
> Zombo's skull ring (Weapon Damage +100% Maximum HP +30%)
> Frosty's arm (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> Staff of the Deepest Freeze (Spell Damage +25% Damage Absorption +80 +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Oscus's garbage can lid (Muscle +15   Deals 40-50  Stench Damage  to attackers)
> Oscus's flypaper pants (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +25)
> Hodgman's porkpie hat (Damage Absorption +40 -10 to Monster Level)
> Hodgman's lobsterskin pants (+20% chance of Critical Hit Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> Hodgman's bow tie (+10  Sleaze Damage  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> deck of lewd playing cards (Moxie +5 +5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +20)
> Hodgman's lucky sock (+10  Hot Damage )
> Hodgman's varcolac paw (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> Hodgman's almanac (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> Hodgman's harmonica (+60% Combat Initiative)
> Hodgman's garbage sticker (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> Hodgman's metal detector (Muscle +10%)
> Hodgman's cane (Muscle +30%)
> little box of fireworks ()
> cotton candy cordial ()
> big stirring stick (Weapon Damage +5 Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Staff of the Teapot Tempest (Moxie +20 +25 Damage to  Stench Spells  +10  Spooky Damage )
> Staff of the Black Kettle (Mysticality +20% Maximum MP +10 +25  Hot Damage )
> Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10 to Monster Level +25 to Monster Level)
> club of the five seasons (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> rainbow crossbow (+5  Cold Damage )
> webbed comic mask (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> groovy prism necklace ()
> six-rainbow shield (Moxie +10 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> trusty torch (+5 to Familiar Weight)
> Junior Adventurer's merit badge (Maximum MP +20)
> little round pebble (Muscle +25)
> haiku katana (Damage Absorption +60 Damage Reduction: 9 +25 Damage to  Hot Spells    Allows use of seasonal attacks)
> blue plastic baby (+5  Spooky Damage )
> little bitty bathysphere ()
> Seasonal Beret (Mysticality +30% +25  Cold Damage  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> balloon shield ()
> psychedelic bubble wand ()
> eye 'n' horn shampoo ()
> fish scimitar (Moxie +20 +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> fish stick (Weapon Damage +25% +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> fish bazooka (Damage Absorption +20 +10 to Monster Level)
> invisible bag ()
> witch hat ()
> beholed bedsheet ()
> French slippers ()
> LWA ring (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> scratch 'n' sniff sword (Mysticality +5)
> ganger bandana (Damage Absorption +40 +25  Stench Damage )
> eelskin hat (+25  Cold Damage    Damages Attacking Opponent (Underwater Only))
> eelskin pants (+10 Damage to  Spooky Spells    Damages Attacking Opponent (Underwater Only))
> eelskin shield (+100% Combat Initiative   Damages Attacking Opponent (Underwater Only))
> shark tooth necklace (+15% chance of Critical Hit +25  Cold Damage )
> shark jumper (+10  Spooky Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> scratch 'n' sniff crossbow (Maximum MP +50)
> rattlesnake enrager ()
> ant antidepressant ()
> cactus monocle ()
> Jawmaster 2000&trade; ()
> depleted Grimacite hammer (Mysticality +20   Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing)
> depleted Grimacite gravy boat (Mysticality +30% Damage Reduction: 9)
> depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells  +40% Combat Initiative)
> depleted Grimacite grappling hook (+2 Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +25%)
> depleted Grimacite ninja mask (+10% chance of Critical Hit +100% Combat Initiative)
> depleted Grimacite shinguards (+5  Stench Damage  +60% Combat Initiative)
> depleted Grimacite astrolabe (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +30% Meat from Monsters)
> KoL Con Cinco Pi&ntilde;ata Bat (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> propeller beanie (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> straw hat (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25 to Monster Level +10  Spooky Damage )
> octopus's spade (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +5  Spooky Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> sponge helmet (Spell Damage +50% +10 to Monster Level Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> spongy shield (Weapon Damage +10 Maximum MP +50 +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> square sponge pants (Maximum MP +10 -20 to Monster Level +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> six-armed sweater ()
> bezoar ring ()
> tiny ballet slippers ()
> Mer-kin hookspear (+25 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Hot Spells    Extracts Meat on Critical Hits)
> Mer-kin takebag ()
> moist sailor's cap (Maximum MP +10 -10 to Monster Level +100% Combat Initiative)
> rusty speargun (+5% Item Drops from Monsters +80% Combat Initiative   On Critical:  Deals 50-60 additional damage)
> rusty compass (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> rusty diving helmet (+10% to all Mysticality Gains +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> aerated diving helmet (Muscle +10% Muscle +30% +25  Spooky Damage    Lets you Breathe Underwater)
> das boot ()
> imitation whetstone ()
> The Spirit of Crimbo ()
> parasitic claw (Mysticality +20%)
> parasitic tentacles (Moxie +20)
> parasitic headgnawer (+5 to Familiar Weight)
> parasitic strangleworm (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> radioactive chew toy ()
> elven socks (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> cheap elven gloves (+10  Spooky Damage  +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> festive holiday hat (+7 to Familiar Weight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> patent leather shoes (Maximum MP +20% +25  Stench Damage )
> gray bow tie (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1) +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> penguin thesaurus (Maximum MP +20 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> elven whittling knife ()
> miniature antlers ()
> psycho sweater (Maximum HP +30% Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> fin-bit wax ()
> tiny plastic Mob Penguin (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic mutant elf (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> tiny plastic fat stack of cash (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> tiny plastic strand of DNA (+10  Cold Damage )
> tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Spooky Putty mitre (Moxie +10)
> Spooky Putty leotard (Muscle +30% Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Spooky Putty ball (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> Spooky Putty snake (Mysticality +10 Moxie +20 +10 to Monster Level)
> glow-in-the-dark wristwatch (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +30% Meat from Monsters)
> glow-in-the-dark dart gun (Mysticality +5)
> glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub (Moxie +10)
> diving muff (Muscle +20%)
> glowing esca ()
> Mer-kin digpick (Damage Reduction: 1)
> velcro broadsword (Mysticality +10 Maximum HP +30% Maximum HP +10)
> velcro paddle ball (Spell Damage +25% +5  Sleaze Damage  +40% Meat from Monsters)
> velcro shield (Damage Absorption +80 +25 to Monster Level +40% Meat from Monsters)
> velcro boots (Muscle +20% +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +30%)
> non-stick pugil stick (Maximum HP +20 Serious Hot Resistance (+3)   On Critical:  Stuns Opponent)
> teflon spatula (Muscle +20 Moxie +15 Spell Damage +5)
> teflon shield (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +40% Maximum HP +50)
> teflon swim fins (Weapon Damage +50% Spell Damage +25 +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> 7-inch discus (+10% to all Moxie Gains Damage Absorption +80   On Critical:  Music Snobbery!)
> PVC staff (Muscle +5 +15 to Monster Level +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> vinyl shield (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight -10 to Monster Level +5  Spooky Damage )
> vinyl boots (Damage Absorption +80 Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> decaying wooden oar ()
> giant fishhook ()
> rusty old lantern ()
> glass gnoll eye (Muscle +30%)
> manly bloomers (Weapon Damage +50% Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> enchanted handwarmer (Mysticality +25 +1 Stats Per Fight)
> lucky lighter (-15 to Monster Level +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> vampire pearl earring (Spell Damage +25%)
> vampire pearl ring (+40% Combat Initiative)
> vampire pearl necklace (Damage Absorption +40)
> pink pinkslip slip (Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +40%)
> sea salt scrubs (+10  Cold Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> amber aviator shades (Moxie +10% +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> nurse's hat (Muscle +10 Damage Reduction: 3 +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> aquaviolet jub-jub bird ()
> crimsilion jub-jub bird ()
> charpuce jub-jub bird ()
> Mer-kin roundshield (Muscle +20 Mysticality +10 +100% Combat Initiative)
> Mer-kin breastplate (Weapon Damage +50% Spell Damage +100%)
> Mer-kin sneakmask (Maximum MP +50% -20 to Monster Level   Monsters will be less attracted to you. (Underwater only))
> Mer-kin prayerbeads ()
> red plastic baby (-25 to Monster Level)
> half-height unicycle ()
> halibut (Moxie +25 +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +40% Meat from Monsters)
> water-polo mitt (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> fishy wand ()
> water-polo cap (+20% Combat Initiative)
> tiny costume wardrobe ()
> Elvish sunglasses (Mysticality +15 Muscle +10% +3 to Familiar Weight +7 to Familiar Weight   Lets you Rock Out)
> anniversary safety glass vest (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> anniversary burlap belt (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> anniversary balsa wood socks (+25  Cold Damage )
> anniversary tiny latex mask ()
> anniversary pewter cape (+25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> out-of-tune biwa (Spell Damage +100%)
> dented harmonica (Moxie +10)
> magic whistle (Maximum HP +40% Maximum MP +20%)
> cheap plastic blowgun (Damage Reduction: 7)
> jungle drum (-25 to Monster Level Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> hippy bongo (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> knob bugle (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> 4-dimensional guitar (Muscle +15 +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> boxing glove (+25  Stench Damage )
> boxing glove on a spring (Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +30% +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> half-sized guitar (Mysticality +5 +25  Sleaze Damage )
> big bass drum (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +50)
> pixel boomerang (Damage Absorption +40)
> world's smallest violin (Maximum HP +30% +25  Hot Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> ocarina of space (Spell Damage +25 Maximum HP +20% Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> a butt tuba (+40% Combat Initiative)
> bone flute (Moxie +5)
> infernal fife (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> charming flute (+40% Meat from Monsters   +20 Damage vs. Snakes)
> grass whistle (+5  Stench Damage  +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> plastic guitar (Maximum MP +50% Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> finger cymbals (Damage Absorption +40)
> black kettle drum (Damage Absorption +40 Maximum HP +50)
> double-barreled sling (+10  Spooky Damage  +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> magilaser blastercannon (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3) +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> frigid hanky&#363; (Moxie +20 Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> ultimate ultimate frisbee (+40% Combat Initiative +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> office-supply crossbow (Spell Damage +100% Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> pocket theremin (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> rave whistle (Spell Damage +50% +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> fouet de tortue-dressage (+25 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> turtle wax shield (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> turtle wax helmet (Moxie +10%)
> turtle wax greaves (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> meat shield (Maximum MP +30%)
> turtlemail coif (+20% chance of Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> turtlemail breeches (+5 to Familiar Weight +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> turtlemail hauberk (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +20% Combat Initiative)
> spiky turtle helmet (+3 to Familiar Weight Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> spiky turtle shoulderpads (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight   Damages Attacking Opponent)
> spiky turtle shield (Damage Absorption +40 Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> turtling rod ()
> severed flipper (Mysticality +20% +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> bad-ass club (Moxie +20% Damage Absorption +60)
> club of corruption (Muscle +15)
> corrupt club of corruption (Muscle +10%)
> corrupt club of corrupt corruption (+60% Combat Initiative)
> evil-ass club (Damage Reduction: 1 +15 to Monster Level +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> nasty-ass club (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> infernal toilet brush (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +25  Stench Damage )
> shadowy seal eye (+10  Hot Damage  +100% Combat Initiative)
> oyster egg balloon (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> stuffed Meat ()
> stuffed treasure chest ()
> stuffed key ()
> stuffed Baron von Ratsworth ()
> stuffed monocle ()
> stuffed mink ()
> stuffed teddy butler ()
> stuffed martini ()
> stuffed crazy bastard sword ()
> stuffed tin of caviar ()
> bejeweled cufflinks (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> garish pinky ring (Mysticality +15)
> giant designer sunglasses (Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> fancy opera glasses (Damage Reduction: 3 +5  Cold Damage )
> tiny cell phone ()
> hot-ass club (Muscle +20% +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +60)
> frigid-ass club (Muscle +5 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +5  Spooky Damage )
> creepy-ass club (Maximum MP +40% +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +10  Spooky Damage )
> Abyssal ember (+25  Spooky Damage  +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> frozen seal spine (Muscle +20% Maximum HP +50%)
> mannequin leg (Damage Absorption +40 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> padded tortoise (+10 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> tortoboggan (Spell Damage +25% Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> painted shield (+1 Stats Per Fight +5  Cold Damage )
> torquoise ring (Maximum HP +30% +5  Stench Damage )
> dueling banjo (Mysticality +20% +7 to Familiar Weight)
> samurai turtle helmet (Maximum MP +50% Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> ancient turtle shell helmet (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> security blankie ()
> metrognome ()
> string of dingle balls ()
> tortoboggan shield (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight +10% to all Moxie Gains)
> bottle of moontan lotion ()
> soup-chucks (+40% Combat Initiative)
> rusty metal greaves (Muscle +10%)
> undissolvable contact lenses ()
> rusty piece of rebar (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +100)
> slime-covered shovel (Weapon Damage +25% +10  Spooky Damage  +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> slime-covered necklace (+10% to all Moxie Gains Damage Reduction: 5 Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> slime-covered speargun (Damage Reduction: 5 Maximum HP +50% +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> slime-covered compass (+25  Cold Damage  +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> slime-covered helmet (+5  Stench Damage  +10  Stench Damage  Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> slime-covered lantern (Maximum MP +20 +5  Spooky Damage  +5  Sleaze Damage )
> slime-covered greaves (Weapon Damage +20 Spell Damage +10 +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> slime-covered club (Damage Reduction: 1 Maximum HP +10 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> memory of a cultist's robe ()
> pig-iron helm (Muscle +5 Damage Reduction: 7)
> pig-iron shinguards (+25  Stench Damage  Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> pig-iron bracers (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> wumpus-hair whip (+3 to Familiar Weight)
> wumpus-hair wig (Mysticality +10 Mysticality +20% +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> wumpus-hair loincloth (Weapon Damage +5 Spell Damage +50% +10 to Monster Level)
> wumpus-hair sweater (Weapon Damage +100% +25 to Monster Level)
> ring of teleportation (+10  Cold Damage )
> goblin hunting spear (+40% Combat Initiative   +15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts)
> goblin autoblowgun (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells  +5  Spooky Damage )
> shiny tribal beads (Weapon Damage +10)
> ancient stone fist (Maximum MP +30% Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> ancient stone head (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> Ruby Rod ()
> villainous scythe (Maximum MP +10% +10  Sleaze Damage    Slime Really Hates It)
> baneful bandolier (Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +10   Slime Hates It)
> diabolical crossbow (-25 to Monster Level +80% Combat Initiative   Slime Hates It)
> malevolent medallion (Muscle +20 +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight   Slime Hates It)
> corrosive cowl (Muscle +20 +2 Stats Per Fight   Slime Hates It)
> grisly shield (Muscle +20 +10% Item Drops from Monsters   Slime Hates It)
> corroded breeches (Damage Absorption +40 +25 Damage to  Cold Spells    Slime Hates It)
> pernicious cudgel (Maximum MP +40% +10% chance of Critical Hit   Slime Hates It)
> cyber-mattock (Spell Damage +50% Damage Absorption +100)
> X-37 gun ()
> green peawee marble (+5  Hot Damage )
> brown crock marble (Weapon Damage +5)
> red China marble (+100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> lemonade marble (+10% chance of Critical Hit)
> bumblebee marble (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> jet bennie marble (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> beige clambroth marble (Muscle +20% Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> steely marble (Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> beach ball marble (+10 to Monster Level +20 to Monster Level +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> black catseye marble (Muscle +10%)
> big bumboozer marble (+25 to Monster Level)
> chamoisole (+5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> monstrous monocle (+20% chance of Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> musty moccasins (Spell Damage +10 +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> molten medallion (Moxie +20% +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> brazen bracelet (Damage Absorption +20 +25  Hot Damage )
> bitter bowtie (Moxie +10% +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> bewitching boots (Moxie +30%   Slight Cute Resistance)
> rickety old unicycle (Weapon Damage +5 +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25  Sleaze Damage )
> crusty hula hoop (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10  Stench Damage  +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> Coily&trade; (Spell Damage +10 +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> old school flying disc (-15 to Monster Level -20 to Monster Level +25  Cold Damage )
> lawn dart (Moxie +5 Maximum MP +30% Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> red wagon (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +80% Combat Initiative)
> crown-shaped beanie (Moxie +10 +50 Damage to  Hot Spells  +60% Combat Initiative)
> hopping socks (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +10% chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> poodle skirt (Damage Reduction: 3 Maximum MP +30% +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> letterman's jacket (-15 to Monster Level +5 to Familiar Weight +10  Spooky Damage )
> hardened slime hat (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +10 Maximum MP +50%)
> hardened slime pants (Weapon Damage +50% Damage Absorption +100 +5  Hot Damage )
> hardened slime belt (Spell Damage +25 Damage Reduction: 7 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> moveable feast ()
> Bag o' Tricks (Mysticality +10 Maximum MP +20 Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)   Summons Animals During Combat)
> funny paper hat (Weapon Damage +25%)
> charged magnet (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight   Radiates a Strange Energy)
> quadroculars ()
> extra-strength rubber bands ()
> Staff of the Soupbone (Mysticality +30% Moxie +10% +25  Hot Damage )
> Voluminous Radio Pants (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> Voluminous Radio Hat (Maximum MP +50)
> Voluminous Radio Sneakers (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> floaty rock helmet (Spell Damage +100%)
> floaty rock pants (Spell Damage +25)
> floaty rock necklace (Damage Reduction: 5)
> spaghetti cult robe ()
> sugar shotgun (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight   On Critical:  Stuns Opponent)
> sugar shillelagh (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> sugar shank (Weapon Damage +100%   On Critical:  Cause Opponent to Bleed)
> sugar chapeau (Mysticality +25 Weapon Damage +10 +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> sugar shorts (Muscle +10)
> sugar shield ()
> slime convention pin (+40% Meat from Monsters)
> sugar shirt (+20% Combat Initiative)
> rave visor (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> baggy rave pants (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> pacifier necklace (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> sea cowboy hat (Damage Absorption +40 Maximum HP +40% -10 to Monster Level)
> gill rings ()
> pet anemone ()
> brand new key (Maximum HP +100 +3 to Familiar Weight)
> brass dorsal fin (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> skate blade (Spell Damage +25% +5  Spooky Damage )
> collapsible baton (Maximum MP +10% +5  Stench Damage )
> skate board (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25 to Monster Level)
> yield shield (Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> unspeakable lozenges ()
> Star of Bravery (+2 Stats Per Fight)
> amphibious tophat ()
> bottle of Cochon Noir ()
> silver pat&eacute; knife (Damage Absorption +20)
> silver cheese-slicer (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> pipe wrench (Damage Absorption +40)
> sleep mask (+5  Spooky Damage )
> sock garters (+3 Stats Per Fight)
> heavy leather-bound tome (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> ivory cue ball (Mysticality +25)
> miniature tophat ()
> wolfman mask ()
> pumpkinhead mask ()
> mummy costume ()
> Ax of L'rose ()
> bark boxers (Maximum HP +100)
> bark beret (+10% to all Muscle Gains)
> bark bracelet (+10 to Monster Level)
> Krakrox's Loincloth (Muscle +20% +5  Stench Damage )
> Galapagosian Cuisses (Weapon Damage +50% +7 to Familiar Weight)
> Angelhair Culottes (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Newman's Own Trousers (+5  Sleaze Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> Volartta's bellbottoms (Mysticality +20 Damage Absorption +80)
> Lederhosen of the Night (Muscle +15 Maximum MP +50)
> Underworld truncheon (Damage Reduction: 9 +15% chance of Critical Hit +100% Combat Initiative)
> Staff of the Woodfire (Maximum MP +20% +15% chance of Critical Hit +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> Underworld flail (Moxie +20 +10  Spooky Damage  Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> Mer-kin bunwig (Spell Damage +10 +10 to Monster Level)
> crappy Mer-kin mask (Mysticality +30% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)   Lets you Breathe Underwater)
> crappy Mer-kin tailpiece (Mysticality +10 +10  Spooky Damage )
> Mer-kin gladiator mask (+10  Spooky Damage  Slight Stench  Resistance (+1) +20% Meat from Monsters   Lets you Breathe Underwater)
> Mer-kin scholar mask (Damage Absorption +80 Slight Cold Resistance (+1) Slight Hot Resistance (+1)   Lets you Breathe Underwater)
> Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece (Spell Damage +10 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> Mer-kin scholar tailpiece (Mysticality +10% +25 Damage to  Stench Spells  +50% Meat from Monsters)
> Mer-kin headguard (Maximum HP +20 +7 to Familiar Weight +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Mer-kin waistrope (Spell Damage +5)
> Mer-kin facecowl (Moxie +5 Maximum MP +50% +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> Mer-kin thighguard (-15 to Monster Level)
> Mer-kin dodgeball (+10% to all Mysticality Gains +10  Stench Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> Mer-kin dragnet (+20 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Hot Spells  +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Mer-kin switchblade (Muscle +10% Moxie +20% +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> Ass-Stompers of Violence (Muscle +10 +10% to all Muscle Gains Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)   Allows you to stomp asses)
> Brand of Violence (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +50 Damage to  Hot Spells    Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents)
> Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence (Damage Absorption +60 +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +25  Sleaze Damage    Casts reflections of your spells)
> Lens of Violence (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +15 to Monster Level +80% Combat Initiative   Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses)
> Pigsticker of Violence (+10% to all Moxie Gains Maximum HP +30% +25 Damage to  Hot Spells    Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you)
> Jodhpurs of Violence (Maximum HP +10 +10  Cold Damage  +10 Damage to  Cold Spells    Allows moshing)
> Cold Stone of Hatred (Spell Damage +100% +20% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> Girdle of Hatred (Damage Absorption +40 Maximum HP +50 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells    Tightenable)
> Staff of Simmering Hatred (Mysticality +25 Damage Reduction: 1 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> Pantaloons of Hatred (Moxie +20 -20 to Monster Level +10 Damage to  Hot Spells    Generates a lot of static electricity)
> Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Slight Stench  Resistance (+1)   Makes running more comfortable)
> Lens of Hatred (Weapon Damage +5 +10  Sleaze Damage  +80% Combat Initiative)
> Treads of Loathing (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 5 +20% Combat Initiative)
> Scepter of Loathing (Moxie +15 Muscle +20% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> Belt of Loathing (Moxie +25 +3 Stats Per Fight +40% Meat from Monsters)
> Goggles of Loathing (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +10)
> Stick-Knife of Loathing (Maximum MP +30% +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Jeans of Loathing (Spell Damage +5 Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5) +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Annual Ascot (-15 to Monster Level)
> Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr (Maximum MP +30% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Flail of the Seven Aspects (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords (Spell Damage +100% -15 to Monster Level Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> Windsor Pan of the Source (Maximum MP +50% Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +20% Combat Initiative)
> Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo (Mysticality +25 -25 to Monster Level +5  Spooky Damage )
> The Trickster's Trikitixa (Maximum HP +100 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +20% Meat from Monsters)
> Claw of the Infernal Seal (Damage Reduction: 1 Maximum MP +10 +5  Cold Damage )
> Garter of the Turtle Poacher (Muscle +10 Maximum HP +100 +10 to Monster Level   Helps You Tame Turtles (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Turtle&nbsp;Tamers&nbsp;only))
> Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +40)
> Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob (Damage Reduction: 5 +20 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> Bling of the New Wave (Damage Absorption +40 +10 to Monster Level Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez (Spell Damage +10 Maximum HP +40% Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> bag of many confections ()
> candy knuckles (Muscle +20%)
> tiny plastic 11 Dealer (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> tiny plastic Crimbo Casino (+20% Combat Initiative)
> tiny plastic stocking mimic (-20 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic Don Crimbo (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic Crimbomination (Mysticality +10)
> snow hat (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> snow pants (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> snow belly (+15% chance of Critical Hit)
> snow halo ()
> Crimbomination Contraption ()
> throwing wrench (Weapon Damage +5)
> pair of bolt cutters (Muscle +20%)
> poison pen (+80% Combat Initiative)
> speed limit shield (Maximum MP +50%)
> live wire (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells  +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> misfit dolly (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> misfit hobby horse (+25  Hot Damage  +100% Combat Initiative)
> misfit teddy bear (Moxie +5 Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> pocketwatch on a chain (+30% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> cement sandals (Moxie +15 +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> night-vision goggles (Damage Absorption +20 +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> passable elf mask ()
> peanut brittle shield (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> Red Rover BB gun (Muscle +25 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> red-and-green sweater (Damage Absorption +60)
> brass crank handle ()
> stinky cheese sword (Weapon Damage +10)
> stinky cheese diaper (+10  Cold Damage )
> stinky cheese wheel (Muscle +10)
> stinky cheese eye (Maximum MP +10%)
> Staff of Queso Escusado (Damage Reduction: 3 +7 to Familiar Weight Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> sealhide hood (Mysticality +15)
> sealhide leggings (Damage Absorption +100)
> sealhide cloak (+3 Stats Per Fight)
> sealhide buckler (+100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> sealhide whip (Maximum HP +50%)
> sealhide moccasins (+25  Spooky Damage )
> sealhide gloves (Mysticality +15)
> sealhide belt (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> glowstick on a string (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> candy necklace (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> teddybear backpack (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> guard turtle shell (Mysticality +15)
> crowbar (+10  Spooky Damage )
> spaghetti cult rosary (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> spaghetti cult mask (+20 to Monster Level)
> guard turtle collar ()
> spangly mariachi pants (Maximum MP +50%)
> spangly mariachi vest (Damage Absorption +60 -20 to Monster Level)
> spangly sombrero (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> pointy red hat (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> machetito (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> lawnmower blade (-25 to Monster Level)
> The Landscaper's leafblower (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> snailmail coif (Spell Damage +10 Maximum MP +10)
> snailmail breeches (+10% chance of Critical Hit +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> snailmail hauberk (Maximum MP +20 Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> BRICKO hat (+25  Hot Damage )
> BRICKO pants (Mysticality +10)
> BRICKO sword (Muscle +10%)
> BRICKO bulwark (+25 to Monster Level)
> extra-heavy BRICKO brick ()
> heart of the volcano (Maximum MP +100 +7 to Familiar Weight)
> ittah bittah hookah ()
> flamingo mallet (Muscle +30% +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> eye of the Tiger-lily (Maximum MP +30% +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> powdered wig (Muscle +10% Mysticality +30%)
> elephant stinger (+3 Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +100)
> snapdragon pistil (Maximum HP +50% +10  Spooky Damage )
> insane tophat (Maximum MP +10)
> helm of the white knight (Maximum HP +50% Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> wristwatch of the white knight (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> trousers of the white knight (Muscle +20 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> fancy tophat (Spell Damage +50%)
> fancy black tie (Weapon Damage +20)
> fancy tuxedo pants (+15 to Monster Level)
> stuffed porpoise ()
> stuffed pocketwatch ()
> stuffed bandersnatch ()
> stuffed caterpillar ()
> stuffed walrus ()
> stuffed carpenter ()
> stuffed dodo ()
> detour shield (Mysticality +20%)
> slippery when wet shield (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny fly glasses ()
> flyest of shirts (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight -10 to Monster Level)
> can-you-dig-it? (Damage Absorption +100)
> bugged beanie ()
> bugged balaclava ()
> bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t ()
> old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; (+15 to Monster Level Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> pixel whip (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> pixel chain whip (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> pixel morning star (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered (Moxie +10 +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> Crown of Thrones (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> miniature pruning shears ()
> portable motorcycle ()
> plastic spider ring (Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> cheap plastic kazoo (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> inflatable baseball bat (Maximum MP +50%)
> googly-star hat (Damage Absorption +80 +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> googly-ball hat (Muscle +20 +5  Spooky Damage )
> googly-heart hat (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight +20% Combat Initiative)
> super-sweet boom box (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +3 to Familiar Weight   Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3)
> sinister demon mask (Maximum HP +100 +25  Cold Damage  +25  Spooky Damage )
> streetfighting champion's belt (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> Space Trip safety headphones (Maximum HP +40% +10  Stench Damage  +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> LARP carp (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> KoL Con Six Pack (+7 to Familiar Weight +5  Stench Damage )
> Gregarious Gregorian Smock (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> rxr shield (Maximum MP +20)
> Juju Mojo Mask (Mysticality +15 Moxie +15 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> space trooper helmet (Damage Absorption +100)
> Meteoid ice beam (Mysticality +15 Damage Absorption +100 +25 to Monster Level)
> Dungeon Fist gauntlet (Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 1 +10% Meat from Monsters)
> chiptune guitar ()
> fixed-gear bicycle ()
> ironic moustache ()
> ironic knit cap (Mysticality +15 +5 to Familiar Weight)
> ironic oversized sunglasses ()
> ironic battle spoon (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> ironic jogging shorts (+7 to Familiar Weight +7 Adventure(s) per day Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> mole skin notebook (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> blackberry galoshes (+5  Stench Damage )
> trout fang (Muscle +20% Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> Ellsbury's skull (Mysticality +20 +5  Cold Damage )
> hot plate (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)   Damages Attacking Opponent)
> imp unity ring (Mysticality +30% -25 to Monster Level)
> Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> observational glasses (Maximum MP +30%)
> hilarious comedy prop (+2 Stats Per Fight)
> pottery shield (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> pottery hat (Maximum HP +100 +10  Sleaze Damage )
> pottery training pants (-15 to Monster Level +25  Sleaze Damage )
> pottery club (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> pottery yo-yo (+5  Spooky Damage )
> affordable teak perch ()
> Greatest American Pants (Muscle +10% +5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> fossilized necklace (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> archaeologing shovel ()
> red-hot medallion (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> immense ballet shoes ()
> old sweatpants ()
> mariachi hat (+10  Spooky Damage )
> Hollandaise helmet (Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> microwave stogie ()
> stop shield (Moxie +10)
> kitty sheet music ()
> tiny prop sword ()
> beer-soaked mop (Mysticality +20%)
> rat tooth polish ()
> bonerang (Damage Absorption +60)
> bone and arrows (Weapon Damage +25%)
> boning knife (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> bone crusher (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> bone spurs (Damage Absorption +100)
> bonedanna (Weapon Damage +25% +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> boneana hammock (Mysticality +20 +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> shin gourds (-25 to Monster Level Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern (Mysticality +10% Maximum HP +40% Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ (+20% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic fax machine (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic hobo elf (+10  Sleaze Damage )
> tiny plastic Mr. Mination (Damage Reduction: 5)
> tiny plastic Best Game Ever (Damage Reduction: 7)
> S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. ()
> bindlestocking (Weapon Damage +10 Weapon Damage +25% +5  Sleaze Damage )
> Uncle Hobo's stocking cap (Damage Reduction: 7 Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> Uncle Hobo's epic beard (Muscle +15 Moxie +10)
> Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants (Weapon Damage +5 Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves (+20% chance of Critical Hit Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Uncle Hobo's highest bough (Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> Uncle Hobo's belt (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +20)
> gift-a-pult (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> CRIMBCO lanyard (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> paperclip-on tie (Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +5 Weapon Damage +50%)
> paperclip pants (Maximum HP +50 +25  Hot Damage )
> paperclip turban (Damage Absorption +100 Maximum MP +20% Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> paperclip cape (+5  Spooky Damage )
> BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt (+2 Stats Per Fight +10  Sleaze Damage )
> BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight -10 to Monster Level)
> BGE pocket calendar (+20% Meat from Monsters)
> BGE tiny plastic toy (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> stapler bear (+40% Meat from Monsters)
> adhesive tape dolly (+3 Stats Per Fight)
> scissor duck (Damage Absorption +100)
> Seven Loco (Maximum MP +40% +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> Loathing Legion many-purpose hook (Damage Absorption +60)
> Loathing Legion moondial (+25  Spooky Damage )
> Loathing Legion necktie (+40% Meat from Monsters)
> Loathing Legion electric knife (Moxie +20%)
> Loathing Legion corkscrew (Spell Damage +50%)
> Loathing Legion can opener (Damage Reduction: 3)
> Loathing Legion chainsaw (Moxie +20% +5 to Familiar Weight)
> Loathing Legion rollerblades (Spell Damage +25)
> Loathing Legion flamethrower (+15% chance of Critical Hit)
> Loathing Legion defibrillator (Mysticality +10)
> Loathing Legion double prism (+10% chance of Critical Hit)
> Loathing Legion tape measure (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Loathing Legion kitchen sink (Mysticality +10)
> Loathing Legion abacus (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> Loathing Legion helicopter ()
> Loathing Legion pizza stone (+10% to all Moxie Gains)
> Loathing Legion hammer (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> quake of arrows ()
> flimsy clipboard (Muscle +25)
> whalebone corset (Maximum MP +50 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> oven mitts (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> mysterious silver lapel pin (Moxie +10% +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> solid state loom ()
> card sleeve (-10 to Monster Level)
> astral bludgeon (Maximum MP +10 +15% chance of Critical Hit Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> astral shield (+7 Adventure(s) per day Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> astral chapeau (Moxie +20 Mysticality +10% +10% Meat from Monsters)
> astral bracer (Moxie +10% +2 Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +10)
> astral longbow (Spell Damage +5 Spell Damage +100% +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> astral shorts (Mysticality +10% Damage Reduction: 1 Maximum MP +10)
> astral mace (+25  Hot Damage  +25  Sleaze Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> astral trousers (Muscle +10 Maximum HP +10 +5  Sleaze Damage )
> astral ring (Damage Absorption +40 +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +5  Sleaze Damage )
> astral statuette (Weapon Damage +5 +100% Booze Drops from Monsters +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> astral pistol (Moxie +30% Weapon Damage +20 +25  Hot Damage )
> astral mask (+15% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Combat Initiative)
> astral pet sweater ()
> astral shirt (Muscle +20% +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> astral belt (+7 to Familiar Weight Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> double-ice cap (Weapon Damage +25% Damage Absorption +80 +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> double-ice box (Muscle +15 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +10% Meat from Monsters)
> double-ice britches (+25  Sleaze Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1) +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny black hole (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +20% Combat Initiative +40% Combat Initiative)
> giant diamond ring ()
> giant clay ashtray (Damage Reduction: 3)
> orange leather lanyard (+5  Spooky Damage )
> monster pants (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> Van der Graaf helmet (+10  Spooky Damage  +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> electric crutch (Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> shock belt (Maximum HP +30%)
> rubber band gun (Weapon Damage +10)
> pin-stripe slacks (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> sticky gloves (Damage Reduction: 5)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu (Maximum MP +20)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap (Moxie +25)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite (+5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter (Mysticality +15)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip (Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck (Muscle +20%)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan (Weapon Damage +5)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump (Damage Reduction: 9)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth (Muscle +10)
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog (Muscle +25)
> stress ball (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Li'l Businessman Kit ()
> Ultracolor&trade; shirt (Weapon Damage +20)
> stomp box ()
> Admiral's hat (Muscle +5 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> leather aviator's cap (Maximum MP +40% +15 to Monster Level +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> mirrored aviator shades (+100% Combat Initiative +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> E.M.U. Unit ()
> honey dipper (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10% to all Moxie Gains +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> honeybritches (Maximum MP +10 +10% chance of Critical Hit +15 to Monster Level)
> honeycap (Moxie +30% Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) +20% Meat from Monsters)
> Moonthril Circlet (Mysticality +25)
> Moonthril Greaves (+20 to Monster Level)
> Moonthril Flamberge (Maximum HP +10%)
> Moonthril Longbow (+5  Spooky Damage )
> Moonthril Cuirass (Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> plush alielf (Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> plush dogcat (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> plush hamsterpus (+10  Sleaze Damage )
> plush ferrelf (Maximum HP +20%)
> plush alien hamsterpus (+25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> plush mutated alielf (+15 to Monster Level)
> plush mutated alielephant (+5  Sleaze Damage  +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> spooky little girl (Muscle +30%)
> tiny top hat and cane ()
> Operation Patriot Shield (Moxie +10% +20% Item Drops from Monsters +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Great S-Cape (Weapon Damage +20)
> Marvelous Unitard (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> shining halo (+10 to Monster Level)
> furry halo (+7 to Familiar Weight)
> frosty halo (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> time halo (Muscle +15)
> hammerus (+10% to all Muscle Gains)
> blunt icepick (Maximum MP +50)
> fluorescent lightbulb (Moxie +20)
> blammer (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50)
> clock-cleaning hammer (Damage Reduction: 3)
> broken clock (+5  Hot Damage )
> dethklok (Muscle +25)
> glacial clock (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> slightly thicker filthy rags ()
> plastic vampire fangs (Mysticality +20 Maximum MP +100 +10  Stench Damage )
> Sword of the Brouhaha Prince (-10 to Monster Level)
> Chalice of the Malkovich Prince (Weapon Damage +50% +25  Stench Damage  +50% Meat from Monsters)
> Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince (Weapon Damage +25%)
> Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> extra-see-thru nightie (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> BRAINS shorts (-20 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses (Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> cursed scrunchie (+25  Hot Damage )
> extremely skinny jeans (Weapon Damage +10 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> The Necbromancer's Hat (Muscle +15 Maximum HP +50%)
> The Necbromancer's Stein (Maximum HP +10 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> The Necbromancer's Shorts (+5  Stench Damage  +10  Sleaze Damage  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff (Maximum HP +30% +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet (Maximum HP +20)
> tiny plastic trollipop (Maximum HP +20)
> tiny plastic Fudge Wizard (Mysticality +25)
> tiny plastic abominable fudgeman (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> tiny plastic colollilossus (Moxie +25)
> tiny plastic Big Candy (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> spruce juice ()
> ridiculous belt (+40% Combat Initiative)
> ridiculous earring (+10  Cold Damage )
> ridiculous sunglasses (Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> zombie monkey necklace (Moxie +10 +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> giant candy cane (Muscle +25)
> cane-mail shirt (Muscle +5 Spell Damage +50% -20 to Monster Level)
> cane-mail pants (Spell Damage +50% Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> licorice boa ()
> bananarama bangle (+100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> pair of pearidot earrings (+25  Cold Damage )
> tourmalime tourniquet (Moxie +5)
> kumquartz ring (Maximum MP +30%)
> strawberyl necklace (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> sucker bucket (Mysticality +30% Maximum HP +10%)
> sucker hakama (+5  Spooky Damage )
> sucker kabuto (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> sucker tachi (+10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> miniscule beatbox ()
> fudgecycle (Moxie +30% +1 Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +50)
> gummi bowtie (Maximum MP +50%)
> fudge pocket square (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> lollipop cufflinks (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Big Candy's tophat (Mysticality +10% Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> tiny do-rag ()
> Leapin' Trousers (Moxie +25 -15 to Monster Level)
> Trusty (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Rain-Doh red wings (Muscle +15 Muscle +10%)
> Rain-Doh yellow laser gun (-20 to Monster Level +100% Combat Initiative)
> Rain-Doh green lantern (+20 to Monster Level +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Rain-Doh violet bo (Mysticality +20% +25  Spooky Damage )
> crystal decanter ()
> ancient calendar (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Boris's Helm (+2 Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +50%)
> staph of homophones (Maximum HP +40% +5  Cold Damage )
> Boris's Helm (askew) (+10  Stench Damage  +25  Spooky Damage  +80% Combat Initiative)
> insulting hat (Maximum HP +100)
> offensive moustache (+25  Spooky Damage )
> hairshirt (+5  Spooky Damage )
> stuffed club ()
> Ze&trade; goggles (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> stylish swimsuit (-25 to Monster Level Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> bugbear communicator badge ()
> UV monocular (Mysticality +30%)
> quantum disintegrator pistol (Spell Damage +10)
> phase-tuned shield generator belt (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> bugbear detector (+20 to Monster Level)
> The Lost Glasses (Moxie +20 +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> little wooden mannequin ()
> wax hat (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> wax pants (+10% to all Muscle Gains +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> fireman's helmet (+15 to Monster Level +100% Booze Drops from Monsters   +1 FDKOL Commendation per Fire)
> fire axe (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> enchanted fire extinguisher (Muscle +25 Mysticality +10 -10 to Monster Level)
> wings of fire (Weapon Damage +20 Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> FDKOL fire hose (Damage Absorption +80)
> hot daub bun (Muscle +15 +10  Sleaze Damage )
> hot daub stand (Muscle +10% +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> foot-long hot daub (+10  Hot Damage  +25  Hot Damage )
> Lord Flameface's cloak (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight   Has Cool Swirling Flames)
> Camp Scout backpack (-25 to Monster Level   Helps You Be Prepared)
> Tales of the Word Realms ()
> Staff of Holiday Sensations (+3 Stats Per Fight +5  Stench Damage  Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> rusty staff (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> slime-covered staff (Mysticality +30% +25% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> Staff of the Scummy Sink (Mysticality +10% Moxie +30% +3 to Familiar Weight   Slime Hates It)
> flaming nose ()
> Superhero Reboots (Maximum HP +10 +20% Combat Initiative   Help You Run Faster)
> fuzzy busby (Mysticality +10% +3 to Familiar Weight)
> fuzzy earmuffs (+15% Item Drops from Monsters +20% Meat from Monsters)
> fuzzy montera (Damage Absorption +40 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> gnomish swimmer's ears ()
> gnomish coal miner's lung ()
> gnomish tennis elbow ()
> gnomish housemaid's kgnee ()
> gnomish athlete's foot ()
> shiny gold fronts ()
> Barney's rake (+25  Stench Damage  +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> keel-haulin' knife (+100% Combat Initiative)
> ancient ice cream scoop (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> right bear arm (+10% to all Moxie Gains +7 to Familiar Weight   Lets you act like a bear)
> left bear arm (Maximum HP +40% +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)   Lets you act like a bear)
> Hat O' Nine Tails (Maximum MP +100)
> papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te (Damage Absorption +100 +5  Spooky Damage    Makes actions more exciting)
> papier-m&acirc;chine gun (Spell Damage +25% Maximum MP +40%   Makes actions more exciting)
> papier-masque (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +25% Item Drops from Monsters   Makes your possessions seem more interesting)
> papier-mitre (Muscle +30% +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells    Helps you describe things)
> papier-m&acirc;churidars (Mysticality +15 +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    Improves things)
> Rainbow Jello Mould (Maximum MP +10)
> skeleton skis (Maximum MP +30% -20 to Monster Level Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> skeletal scabbard ()
> Bonestabber (Mysticality +15 Mysticality +25 Damage Absorption +80 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> auxiliary backbone (Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> ribcage rollcage ()
> Little Crimson Book ()
> blue canary nightlight ()
> gold wedding ring (Maximum HP +40% +7 to Familiar Weight)
> nanorhino credit card ()
> Solstice Shield (+10  Cold Damage  Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> tiny plastic animelf (Maximum MP +50%)
> tiny plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; (Weapon Damage +20)
> tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf (Moxie +10)
> tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku (+10% to all Moxie Gains)
> tiny plastic MechaElf (+3 to Familiar Weight)
> brainwave-controlled unicorn horn (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight   Enables Friendship.  And Goring.)
> tiny plastic four-shadowed mime (Weapon Damage +5 Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +10)
> tiny plastic Bugbear Captain (+20% chance of Critical Hit +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> tiny plastic Rene C. Corman (Moxie +30% +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic Lord Flameface (Mysticality +20 Maximum HP +100)
> tiny plastic Beebee King (+10  Sleaze Damage )
> tiny plastic Queen Bee (Maximum MP +30%)
> tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer (Mysticality +20%)
> tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel (+10 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type (Spell Damage +100%)
> tiny plastic spiderbugbear (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic peacannon (+5  Stench Damage )
> tiny plastic the Free Man (+10% chance of Critical Hit)
> tiny plastic fire servant (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> tiny plastic mumblebee (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic moneybee (Maximum MP +10)
> tiny plastic beebee gunners (Muscle +25)
> tiny plastic beebee queue (+100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic buzzerker (Mysticality +10)
> tiny plastic bee swarm (Maximum MP +100)
> tiny plastic batbugbear (Weapon Damage +10)
> tiny plastic bugaboo (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> tiny plastic black ops bugbear (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> tiny plastic cavebugbear (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> tiny plastic Norville Rogers (+20% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic Scott the Miner (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> tiny plastic angry space marine (Damage Reduction: 5)
> tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter (Weapon Damage +10)
> tiny plastic Father McGruber (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist (+10% chance of Critical Hit)
> tiny plastic blazing bat (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> electronic dulcimer pants (Moxie +20% +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Frown Exerciser (+10 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> soul monocle ()
> soul knife ()
> soul mask (Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> silent beret (Mysticality +30% Damage Reduction: 3 Maximum MP +50%)
> green cloth cap (Moxie +20% Maximum HP +20% -15 to Monster Level)
> iron dagger (Moxie +30% +5 Moxie Stats Per Fight -25 to Monster Level)
> iron helmet (+10% to all Moxie Gains +100% Candy Drops from Monsters +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> steel sword (Mysticality +25 Muscle +20% +10  Stench Damage )
> gold crown (Weapon Damage +5 Maximum HP +40% +5  Sleaze Damage )
> flaming sword (Maximum MP +20 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +60% Combat Initiative)
> Helm of the Scream Emperor (Maximum MP +20 +25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Cloak of Dire Shadows (Mysticality +20% Maximum MP +50 +40% Meat from Monsters)
> Sword of Dark Omens (Weapon Damage +5 Weapon Damage +25% Damage Absorption +40)
> Shield of Icy Fate (+25  Sleaze Damage  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> Greaves of the Murk Lord (Maximum HP +30% +10  Hot Damage  Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Gauntlets of the Blood Moon (Mysticality +10 Damage Reduction: 5 +50% Meat from Monsters)
> Boots of Twilight Whispers (Maximum MP +100 +25  Spooky Damage  Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> Belt of Howling Anger (Weapon Damage +20 Maximum MP +30% +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> logging hatchet (+60% Combat Initiative)
> orc wrist (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> freshwater pearl necklace (Moxie +5)
> orcish stud-finder (Muscle +15 Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> screwing pooch (Damage Reduction: 9)
> loadstone (+80% Combat Initiative)
> Claybender glasses (Muscle +20 +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> Duskwalker fangs (Muscle +20 Maximum HP +20)
> Space Tourist Phaser ()
> Whoompa Fur Pants (-25 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Whatsian Ionic Pliers (Damage Reduction: 9)
> dress pants (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> badge of authority (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> giant motorcycle boots (+10% to all Moxie Gains Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> stolen necklace (Maximum HP +50% +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> troll britches (Maximum MP +10% +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> oil cap (Damage Reduction: 9 +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> oil lamp (+20% chance of Critical Hit Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> oil slacks (Weapon Damage +5)
> oil pan (Damage Absorption +80)
> Misty Cloak (Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +100)
> Misty Robe (Mysticality +30% +80% Combat Initiative)
> Misty Cape (Spell Damage +10 +25 Damage to  Cold Spells  +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> woimbook ()
> Meatcleaver (Maximum MP +10 +80% Combat Initiative)
> Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head (Maximum MP +40%)
> Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer (Damage Absorption +60)
> Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug (Mysticality +30%)
> Crimbo tree flocker (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll (Damage Absorption +100)
> Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword (+25 to Monster Level)
> Truthsayer (+25  Spooky Damage  +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> old school calculator watch ()
> haggis socks (Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)   Allows you to deliver disgusting kicks)
> airblaster gun ()
> actual reality goggles ()
> Mr. Haggis ()
> Microplushie: Otakulone (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Microplushie: Hippylase (+100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> Microplushie: Bropane (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> Microplushie: Sororitrate (+50% Meat from Monsters)
> Microplushie: Gothochondria (+20 to Monster Level)
> Microplushie: Raverdrine (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> Microplushie: Hobomosome (+25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> Microplushie: Dorkonide (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Microplushie: Fauxnerditide (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> Microplushie: Hipsterine (+25  Spooky Damage )
> Thinknerd T-Shirt (+10  Sleaze Damage )
> homemade robot gear ()
> Ginsu&trade; (Maximum HP +50% Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> novelty tattoo sleeves (Maximum HP +100 +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> makeshift yakuza mask (Damage Absorption +20)
> toy taijijian ()
> White Dragon Fang (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50% +5 to Familiar Weight)
> butterfly knife (Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> weighted paperclip chain (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> rubber gloves (Maximum HP +10)
> lucky cat collar (Muscle +30%)
> suspicious-looking fedora (Mysticality +20 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> Sword of Procedural Generation ()
> MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher ()
> Snow Suit ()
> Byte (+100% Candy Drops from Monsters +100% Combat Initiative)
> anger blaster (+15 to Monster Level)
> doubt cannon (Spell Damage +10)
> fear condenser (Weapon Damage +5)
> regret hose (+40% Meat from Monsters)
> foam commodore's hat (Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +20)
> foam naval trousers (Weapon Damage +10)
> miniature deck cannon (Moxie +30% Spell Damage +50%)
> ornamental sextant (Muscle +25)
> Bloodbath (Maximum MP +100 +25  Spooky Damage )
> pixel grappling hook (Maximum MP +100 +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Jarlsberg's hat (Maximum HP +10 +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> numberwang (Moxie +5 +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +5 Damage Reduction: 5 Maximum HP +100 +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> pile of dungeon junk ()
> Staff of the Healthy Breakfast (Moxie +20% +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +25 Damage to  Cold Spells  Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   Jiggle:  Recover Some HP)
> Staff of the Staff of Life (Muscle +25 Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +10% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure   Jiggle: Full HP Recovery (5 charges left today))
> Staff of the Light Lunch (+15 to Monster Level +5  Hot Damage  +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    Jiggle:  Deal Some Cold Damage)
> Staff of the Standalone Cheese (+1 Stats Per Fight +10% to all Moxie Gains Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   Jiggle:  Banish opponent for the rest of the day (5 charges left today))
> Staff of the Hearty Dinner (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10 Damage to  Hot Spells    Jiggle:  Weaken Bad Guy)
> Staff of the All-Steak (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +30% Meat from Monsters   Jiggle:  Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today))
> Staff of Fruit Salad (+25 to Monster Level Slight Spooky Resistance (+1) +10% Meat from Monsters   Jiggle:  Deal Some Prismatic Damage)
> Staff of the Cream of the Cream (Mysticality +5 +5  Hot Damage  +7 Adventure(s) per day   Jiggle:  Attune to Monster's Essence (5 charges left today))
> giant gym membership card (Muscle +25)
> giant penguin keychain (Maximum MP +10 +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> giant turkey leg (+25 to Monster Level +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> pewter claymore (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> giant artisanal rice peeler (Damage Reduction: 5)
> brown felt tophat (+40% Combat Initiative)
> Mark I Steam-Hat (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> Mark II Steam-Hat (Mysticality +15 Moxie +30% +25 to Monster Level)
> Mark III Steam-Hat (Moxie +10 Spell Damage +100% +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +40% Combat Initiative)
> Mark IV Steam-Hat (Mysticality +15 Maximum HP +100 +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +100% Candy Drops from Monsters +20% Combat Initiative)
> Mark V Steam-Hat (Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +5 +25  Stench Damage  +25 Damage to  Stench Spells  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure   Has a Death Ray on it)
> punk rock jacket (Mysticality +10 Damage Absorption +100)
> giant safety pin (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> ring of Detect Boring Doors ()
> Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) (+10% to all Muscle Gains Weapon Damage +20 Maximum MP +30% +15 to Monster Level Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)   +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg Converts dropped food and booze into Cosmic Calories)
> Jarlsberg's pan (Damage Absorption +100 +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +25  Hot Damage  +25  Stench Damage  +5 Adventure(s) per day   +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg)
> Uncle Buck (Mysticality +10%)
> old SCUBA tank (Weapon Damage +100% +15 to Monster Level   Lets you Breathe Underwater)
> deep six-shooter (Mysticality +20 +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> sea chaps (Maximum MP +10% +3 to Familiar Weight)
> sea holster (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +5  Spooky Damage  +60% Combat Initiative)
> long-forgotten necklace (Maximum HP +20%)
> jam band (Damage Reduction: 1 +10 to Monster Level +25  Sleaze Damage )
> aquamariner's ring (Moxie +20% Maximum MP +100 +40% Combat Initiative)
> aquamariner's necklace (Weapon Damage +50% +20 to Monster Level +40% Combat Initiative)
> pearl diver's ring (+25  Cold Damage  +10 Damage to  Hot Spells    +20% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only))
> pearl diver's necklace (Mysticality +20% +30% Meat from Monsters   +30% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only))
> cozy scimitar (Mysticality +30% +2 Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +5)
> Staff of the Cozy Fish (+25 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> cozy bazooka (Maximum HP +50 +10% Meat from Monsters +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> sea mantle (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    +150% Physical Damage (Underwater Only))
> sea shawl (+25  Sleaze Damage  Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5)   +150% Spell Damage (Underwater Only))
> sea cape (Maximum HP +40% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells    +50% Combat Initiative (Underwater Only) +15% Chance of Critical Hit (Underwater Only))
> muddy pirate hat (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> floral-print skirt (+5  Spooky Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> spectral axe (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> super-strong air freshener (Muscle +10 Damage Reduction: 5)
> Mer-kin dragbelt (+10  Stench Damage    +20 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight (Underwater Only))
> Mer-kin eyeglasses (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight   +20 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight (Underwater Only))
> Mer-kin gutgirdle (+10  Spooky Damage    +20 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight (Underwater Only))
> Mer-kin finpaddle (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> Mer-kin stopwatch (Maximum HP +20%   +50% Combat Initiative (Underwater Only))
> Mer-kin begsign (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells    +40% Meat from Monsters (Underwater Only) )
> scale-mail underwear (Maximum MP +50 +10 to Monster Level)
> black glass ()
> Pocket Square of Loathing (Mysticality +20 Mysticality +30% Maximum HP +100)
> cute bow from beyond the stars ()
> dreadful fedora (+25  Spooky Damage  +10% Item Drops from Monsters   Lets you find 5% more Kruegerands)
> dreadful sweater (Serious Cold Resistance (+3)   Lets you find 5% more Kruegerands)
> dreadful glove (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands)
> Covers-Your-Head (+10  Stench Damage  +10  Spooky Damage  +50% Meat from Monsters)
> Drapes-You-Regally (Spell Damage +5 Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Warms-Your-Tush (Damage Reduction: 9 +20% chance of Critical Hit +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Helps-You-Sleep (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Quiets-Your-Steps (Muscle +10% Maximum HP +10 +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Protects-Your-Junk (+10% to all Muscle Gains Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   Grants Protection from Dreadsylvanian Curses)
> Great Wolf's headband (Damage Absorption +20 Maximum MP +100 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> Great Wolf's left paw (Muscle +5 Slight Spooky Resistance (+1) Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> Great Wolf's right paw (+2 Stats Per Fight +7 to Familiar Weight +80% Combat Initiative)
> Great Wolf's rocket launcher (Moxie +10% Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)   Lets you fire rockets  Duh )
> Great Wolf's beastly trousers (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells  +40% Meat from Monsters +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> zombie mariachi hat (Damage Reduction: 7 Maximum HP +10 +60% Combat Initiative)
> zombie accordion (+3 Stats Per Fight +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +25%)
> zombie mariachi pants (+3 Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +25% +60% Combat Initiative)
> HOA regulation book (Spell Damage +5 +25  Hot Damage  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> HOA zombie eyes (Moxie +5 +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight -15 to Monster Level)
> nosy nose ringy ring ()
> Mayor Ghost's toupee (+1 Stats Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> Mayor Ghost's cloak (+15% chance of Critical Hit +20% chance of Critical Hit +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Mayor Ghost's khakis (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +25  Hot Damage  Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> Mayor Ghost's gavel (+2 Stats Per Fight -15 to Monster Level +15% Item Drops from Monsters   Lets you hit ghosts with a gavel. This gavel, specifically.)
> Mayor Ghost's sash (Weapon Damage +25% +25 to Monster Level -10 to Monster Level)
> Thunkula's drinking cap (Maximum HP +50% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Drunkula's cape (Muscle +15 Maximum MP +50% +20% Meat from Monsters)
> Drunkula's silky pants (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> Drunkula's ring of haze (Damage Absorption +20 +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)   The first attack against you will always miss)
> Drunkula's wineglass (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5)   Prevents you from using skills and spells and combat items Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk)
> Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +10  Spooky Damage  Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate (Moxie +5 +10% to all Moxie Gains Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards (Maximum HP +20% -10 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword (Muscle +30% Maximum MP +20% Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) +10% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 12-17 MP per Adventure)
> Unkillable Skeleton's shield (Damage Reduction: 9 +3 to Familiar Weight   Deals damage to attackers)
> Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg (Moxie +10 +10% to all Muscle Gains)
> Staff of the Roaring Hearth (+2 Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +100 +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> shiny brass tailfeathers ()
> Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge (Mysticality +10%   Lets you find 5% more Kruegerands)
> moon-amber necklace (Muscle +10% +1 Stats Per Fight +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> hangman's hood (Damage Absorption +20 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> cursed ring finger ring (Damage Absorption +80 +5  Sleaze Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> cool iron helmet (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25  Sleaze Damage )
> cool iron breastplate (+3 Stats Per Fight +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> cool iron greaves (Maximum MP +50 +10  Spooky Damage )
> ghost shawl (+20% Combat Initiative Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> warm fur (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> snowstick (Maximum HP +100)
> eerie fetish (Maximum HP +10)
> dubious loincloth ()
> drafty drawers (Muscle +15 +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> wolfskull mask (Weapon Damage +100% +100% Combat Initiative)
> guts necklace (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> groping claw (+5  Stench Damage  +10% Meat from Monsters)
> vengeful spirit (Mysticality +10)
> BOOtonniere (Maximum MP +10)
> bag of unfinished business (Mysticality +10 Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> transparent pants (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight +5  Hot Damage )
> hothammer (Muscle +10%)
> grandfather watch (Muscle +20)
> muddy skirt ()
> antique spyglass (Mysticality +5 +2 Stats Per Fight)
> vial of hot blood (Mysticality +20)
> remorseless knife (+80% Combat Initiative)
> intimidating coiffure (Spell Damage +50%)
> cod cape (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> frying brainpan (Mysticality +20 +30% Meat from Monsters)
> old ball and chain (Maximum MP +10 +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> old dry bone (Maximum MP +20)
> tailbone shield (Damage Reduction: 3   Deals 80-100  Stench Damage  to attackers)
> tonguebone (Damage Absorption +80)
> pogo stick (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +5)
> weedy skirt (Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> big pants (Moxie +20% +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> mini-Mr. Accessory ()
> hand of Mr. Cards (+15% chance of Critical Hit   Can be thrown)
> vicious spiked collar ()
> ancient hot dog wrapper (+10% chance of Critical Hit)
> debonair deboner (Damage Reduction: 5 Maximum MP +100)
> jar of frostigkraut (+40% Meat from Monsters   Deals Cold Damage every round)
> gnawed-up dog bone (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Grey Guanon (Slight Hot Resistance (+1)   Deals  Stench Damage  every round)
> Engorged Sausages and You (Moxie +5 +50% Meat from Monsters +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> optimal spreadsheet (Mysticality +25 Weapon Damage +20 Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> over-the-shoulder Folder Holder ()
> slide rule (Damage Reduction: 9 Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> twisted-up wet towel ()
> metal band T-shirt (Muscle +20)
> pickelhaube (Damage Reduction: 7 Maximum MP +20)
> school spirit socket set ()
> Staff of the Lunch Lady (Mysticality +20% Weapon Damage +5 Maximum MP +10 Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> deathchucks (Moxie +30% +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Yearbook Club Camera (+25  Spooky Damage )
> antique machete (+25  Cold Damage )
> surgical mask (Damage Absorption +100   Makes you look like a doctor)
> head mirror (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5)   Makes you look like a doctor)
> half-size scalpel (+10% to all Moxie Gains   Makes you look like a doctor)
> surgical apron (Slight Cold Resistance (+1)   Makes you look like a gross doctor)
> bloodied surgical dungarees (+40% Meat from Monsters   Makes you look like a gross doctor)
> tiny bowler ()
> short-handled mop (+3 to Familiar Weight Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> smirking shrunken head ()
> attorney's badge ()
> pygmy briefs (Maximum MP +50% +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> bone abacus ()
> sphygmomanometer (Mysticality +20% Maximum MP +20)
> compression stocking (Muscle +20% +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> midriff scrubs (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +30%)
> cold water bottle (Damage Reduction: 1 +10 to Monster Level -20 to Monster Level)
> UV-resistant compass ()
> junk band (Mysticality +20%)
> junk trunks (Weapon Damage +25%)
> junk-mail shirt (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> swordzall (-15 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> arm buzzer (+25 to Monster Level)
> boilgun (Muscle +30% Maximum HP +10%)
> tin tam (Moxie +25 Damage Reduction: 7 +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tin foil (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> tin drum (Weapon Damage +10 Maximum MP +50% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> crystalline seal eye ()
> studded sealhide shield (Damage Reduction: 7 Maximum HP +30%)
> scabrous seal epaulets (+5  Spooky Damage  Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> seal medal (Maximum MP +50 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.)
> flask of embalming fluid ()
> boot knife ()
> broken beer bottle ()
> sharpened spoon ()
> candy knife ()
> soap knife ()
> The Sagittarian's leisure pants (Spell Damage +25% Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> toy accordion ()
> antique accordion ()
> beer-battered accordion (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> baritone accordion (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> mama's squeezebox (+25  Stench Damage )
> guancertina (Spell Damage +100%)
> accordion file (+10% to all Moxie Gains)
> accord ion (+20% chance of Critical Hit)
> bone bandoneon (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> pentatonic accordion (+10% to all Moxie Gains)
> non-Euclidean non-accordion (Mysticality +30%)
> Accordion of Jordion (Muscle +30% +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> autocalliope (Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> accordionoid rocca (+3 to Familiar Weight)
> pygmy concertinette (Spell Damage +10)
> ghost accordion (Moxie +15 +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> peace accordion (-15 to Monster Level)
> alarm accordion (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20)
> All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig (Damage Absorption +100 +3 Adventure(s) per day +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> KoL Con X Treasure Map (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +25  Stench Damage )
> KoL Con X Bingo Card (Muscle +25)
> Temporal Tempera Tube (+10  Hot Damage )
> security flashlight (Maximum HP +20%)
> sturdy cane (Damage Absorption +20 Maximum HP +10 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> Bal-musette accordion (Moxie +5)
> Cajun accordion (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> quirky accordion (+25  Spooky Damage )
> Skipper's accordion (Muscle +10 Damage Absorption +20)
> Pantsgiving (Damage Reduction: 7 +25 to Monster Level +5  Stench Damage  +5% Item Drops from Monsters   Lets you cram in slightly more food. Improves resting Lets you use various Thanksgivingy skills)
> bowl of petunias (Damage Absorption +20 Damage Reduction: 7 +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +40% Meat from Monsters)
> power sock (Muscle +25 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> wool sock (Mysticality +25 Mysticality +30% +3 Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +20)
> moustache sock (Moxie +15 +10% to all Mysticality Gains Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +30%)
> spirit bell (Moxie +5 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Slight Stench  Resistance (+1)   Gain the favor of the Turtle Spirits more quickly (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Turtle&nbsp;Tamers&nbsp;only))
> hazardous sauce dosimeter ()
> flask flops (Muscle +10% +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> tiny plastic GORM-8 (Muscle +25)
> tiny plastic warbear (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> tiny plastic Toybot (Weapon Damage +20)
> tiny plastic warbear fortress (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. (-25 to Monster Level +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> warbear hoverbelt (Mysticality +25 Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)   Grants access to the upper floors of the Warbear fortress)
> warbear plain fedora (Spell Damage +100% Maximum MP +50 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> warbear feathered fedora (+10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> warbear fancy fedora (Spell Damage +10 Maximum MP +40% +30% Meat from Monsters)
> warbear plain helm (Mysticality +20 Muscle +10% Maximum HP +20)
> warbear spiked helm (Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> warbear electro-spiked helm (Moxie +20 +15 to Monster Level +40% Meat from Monsters)
> warbear plain ushanka (+10% to all Moxie Gains Maximum HP +40% +3 to Familiar Weight)
> warbear lined ushanka (Mysticality +30%)
> warbear heated ushanka (Weapon Damage +10 +15% chance of Critical Hit Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> warbear party pants (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20 +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> warbear ceremonial party pants (Maximum HP +40%)
> warbear high festival pants (Spell Damage +100% Maximum MP +40% +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> warbear battle greaves (+1 Stats Per Fight +10  Spooky Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> warbear officer greaves (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> warbear bearserker greaves (+1 Stats Per Fight +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +40%)
> warbear long johns (Maximum MP +100 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> warbear fleece-lined long johns (Mysticality +5)
> warbear electric long johns (Weapon Damage +50% +15% chance of Critical Hit +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> warbear goggles (Damage Reduction: 9 +50 Damage to  Hot Spells  +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> warbear snowblindness goggles (Damage Reduction: 1)
> warbear polarized goggles (Muscle +10 +25  Stench Damage  Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> warbear laser bowtie (Damage Absorption +80 -15 to Monster Level +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> warbear plasma bowtie (+5  Hot Damage )
> warbear nuclear bowtie (Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +25% Item Drops from Monsters +40% Meat from Monsters)
> warbear warscarf (-10 to Monster Level Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) +100% Combat Initiative)
> warbear fleece-lined warscarf (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> warbear electric warscarf (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> warbear exo-arm ()
> warbear foil hat (+10% Item Drops from Monsters   (additional +10 lbs. to Robotic Familiars) (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Turtle&nbsp;Tamers&nbsp;only))
> warbear energy bracers ()
> warbear oil pan (Muscle +30% +30% Meat from Monsters   Lets you sling hot grease! (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Saucerors&nbsp;only))
> warbear laser beacon ()
> warbear exhaust manifold (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer (+80% Combat Initiative)
> tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer (Spell Damage +10)
> tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer (+25  Cold Damage )
> tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer (Spell Damage +100%)
> tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer (Muscle +20%)
> tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer (+25  Hot Damage )
> tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer (Maximum HP +50%)
> tiny die-cast factory worker elf (Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf (Damage Reduction: 1)
> tiny die-cast middle-management elf (+5  Spooky Damage )
> tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf (Damage Reduction: 7)
> tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign (Maximum HP +20%)
> tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory (Damage Absorption +60)
> tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight +3 to Familiar Weight)
> tiny die-cast turtle mech (+30% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny die-cast Swiss hen (+25  Spooky Damage )
> tiny die-cast killing bird (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> tiny die-cast golden ring (+10 to Monster Level)
> tiny die-cast goose a-laying (Mysticality +5)
> tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming (+3 to Familiar Weight)
> tiny die-cast blade a-spinning (+25  Stench Damage )
> tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg (Moxie +10)
> tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg (+5  Spooky Damage )
> tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg (+10  Stench Damage  +100% Combat Initiative)
> tiny die-cast Father Crimborg (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +5  Sleaze Damage )
> tiny die-cast Don Crimbo (+2 Stats Per Fight +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo (Weapon Damage +25% +5  Spooky Damage )
> tiny die-cast Father Crimbo (Muscle +10 +15 to Monster Level)
> Work is a Four Letter Sword (Maximum MP +40% +15 to Monster Level Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +100% Food Drops from Monsters   (+Damage based on Smithsness))
> Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals (Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +100% +10% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure   (+Spell Damage based on Smithsness))
> Sheila Take a Crossbow (Spell Damage +25 +50 Damage to  Hot Spells  Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)   (+Initiative based on Smithsness))
> A Light that Never Goes Out (Muscle +20% Damage Absorption +80 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat Serious Hot Resistance (+3)   (+Item Drops based on Smithsness))
> Half a Purse (+15 to Monster Level +5 to Familiar Weight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +60% Combat Initiative   (+Meat Drops based on Smithsness))
> Hairpiece On Fire (Maximum MP +20% +25 to Monster Level Slight Hot Resistance (+1) Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure   (+Maximum MP based on Smithsness))
> Vicar's Tutu (Mysticality +20 +1 Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +5 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   (+Maximum HP based on Smithsness))
> Hand in Glove (Moxie +5 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure   (+Monster Level and Does Damage in Combat based on Smithsness))
> Meat Tenderizer is Murder (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells  +40% Meat from Monsters +60% Combat Initiative   (+% to Muscle Based on Smithsness) 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury. (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Seal&nbsp;Clubbers&nbsp;only))
> Ouija Board, Ouija Board (Mysticality +30% Damage Reduction: 5 +15 to Monster Level   (+% to Muscle Based on Smithsness) Gain the favor of the Turtle Spirits more quickly (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Turtle&nbsp;Tamers&nbsp;only))
> Hand that Rocks the Ladle (Moxie +10 Spell Damage +25 +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness) Eminently Twistable (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Pastamancers&nbsp;only))
> Saucepanic (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1) Slight Stench  Resistance (+1) Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness) Lets you gather more Soulsauce (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Saucerors&nbsp;only))
> Frankly Mr. Shank (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Maximum MP +50 +30% Meat from Monsters   (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness) (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Disco&nbsp;Bandits&nbsp;only))
> Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion (Maximum HP +100 Maximum MP +30% +5  Sleaze Damage    (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness) Has a cool Cadenza (Bonus&nbsp;for&nbsp;Accordion&nbsp;Thieves&nbsp;only))
> third-hand lantern (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> loose purse strings ()
> warbear drone codes ()
> Grim Brothers' story book ()
> grimstone galoshes ()
> snow mobile (Maximum HP +10%   Makes Spells Way Cooler)
> ice bucket (Mysticality +10)
> snow shovel (+25  Sleaze Damage  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> bod-ice (Spell Damage +50% +25  Hot Damage  +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> snow belt (+20% chance of Critical Hit -25 to Monster Level +40% Combat Initiative Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> ice nine (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +50% +15% Item Drops from Monsters +20% Combat Initiative)
> warbear dress helmet (Maximum HP +20 Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> warbear dress bracers (Muscle +10 +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> warbear dress greaves (Mysticality +10 +3 to Familiar Weight)
> sweatband (+20 to Monster Level +60% Combat Initiative)
> gym shorts (+20% chance of Critical Hit +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> ankleweights (Maximum HP +40% Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> sweat socks (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> licorice whip (+10% to all Mysticality Gains   Candiful Crits)
> candy stick (Mysticality +10% Maximum HP +100)
> chocolate-stained collar ()
> chocolate rabbit's foot (+10% chance of Critical Hit +20 to Monster Level Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> carrot-on-a-stick (+10% to all Muscle Gains -15 to Monster Level)
> weasel stomping pants (Muscle +30% +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> lemon party hat (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> lemon shirt (Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> lemon drop trousers (-15 to Monster Level)
> gummi sword (Maximum MP +20 Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> chocolate cow bone (+80% Combat Initiative   Candilicious Smacks!)
> silver cow creamer (Muscle +20 Maximum HP +10 +3 to Familiar Weight)
> wolf whistle (Maximum HP +50% -10 to Monster Level   Blowable for massive  Sleaze Damage )
> witch's bra (Damage Absorption +20 +20% chance of Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> hare pin (Moxie +20% Maximum HP +20%)
> ornate dowsing rod ()
> fire hose (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> plain paper hat (Maximum HP +100 +3 to Familiar Weight +5  Cold Damage )
> &quot;honey&quot; dipper (Mysticality +25 +15% chance of Critical Hit +7 to Familiar Weight)
> skull gearshift knob (Maximum HP +50% Maximum MP +50% +3 to Familiar Weight)
> Sketcherz&trade; (Muscle +25 -20 to Monster Level +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> unrequired jacket (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> tommy gun (Moxie +20%)
> breadchucks (Maximum MP +20 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells    Deals 45-50 Physical Damage and 45-50  Hot Damage  when used as a combat item)
> combat fan (Damage Absorption +80)
> red silk skirt (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +10  Sleaze Damage )
> Buddy Bjorn (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> The Nuge's favorite crossbow (Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +10 Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> Saturday Night Special (+50% Meat from Monsters)
> fleetwood chain (Damage Reduction: 1)
> black blade (+20% Item Drops from Monsters   Successful attacks restore some HP)
> Jefferson wings (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> lynyrdskin cap (+15% chance of Critical Hit)
> lynyrdskin tunic (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> lynyrdskin breeches (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> Kashmir sweater (+25  Cold Damage  Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> red book (Damage Reduction: 5 +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> red masque (Mysticality +10% -10 to Monster Level)
> red hot poker (+10  Spooky Damage )
> Red X Shield (Maximum HP +50%)
> red badge (Mysticality +10% +10  Stench Damage )
> red shirt (Spell Damage +10 Maximum MP +10)
> red coat (Muscle +20% Moxie +10%)
> red shoe (+10% to all Mysticality Gains +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Red Fox glove (-15 to Monster Level +20% Meat from Monsters   Regular Attacks Can't Miss)
> Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (Moxie +5 +2 Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +30% +25% Item Drops from Monsters   The Audience Loves/Hates You Even More!)
> really tiny cocktail shaker ()
> Sneaky Pete's basket (+3 Stats Per Fight +10% to all Moxie Gains Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) (+2 Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50% +20% chance of Critical Hit +10  Stench Damage    The Audience Loves/Hates You Even More!)
> tiny plastic Professor What (Maximum MP +30%)
> tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker (Damage Absorption +60)
> tiny plastic Duke Starkiller (Maximum HP +30%)
> tiny plastic Gary Claybender (+50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> tiny plastic Captain Kerkard (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> crying statue earrings (Slight Hot Resistance (+1) Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> plastic Duskwalker necklace (Moxie +20% +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> plastic replica blaster pistol (+5  Spooky Damage  Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> Gary Claybender's Time Screwer (Muscle +30% +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> Space Tourist palmdoctor (+15% chance of Critical Hit +10 to Monster Level)
> amok putter (-25 to Monster Level +5  Sleaze Damage  +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> putty coat ()
> elevennis shoes (-15 to Monster Level +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> elevenderizing hammer (Maximum MP +20% +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> Professor What T-Shirt (Damage Reduction: 1)
> elegant nightstick (Mysticality +15 Maximum HP +30%)
> box of hickory chips ()
> ghost of a necklace (Weapon Damage +5 Spell Damage +25 Maximum HP +10)
> Elizabeth's Dollie (Moxie +30% +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Stephen's lab coat (-10 to Monster Level +5  Hot Damage )
> Jacob's rung (Weapon Damage +100% Damage Absorption +60)
> rubber ribcage (Muscle +20% Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> half-melted spoon (Spell Damage +50% +60% Combat Initiative)
> creepy doll head (Maximum HP +30%)
> creepy voice box ()
> haunted paddle-ball (Moxie +10 Weapon Damage +20)
> moose antlers (Maximum HP +50)
> doll-eye amulet ()
> ghost toga (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> Staff of the Electric Range (Weapon Damage +50% Maximum MP +20% Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> coal shovel (Maximum HP +10   Lets you hurl hot coals at your foes)
> Bram's choker (Maximum HP +20 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> plaid pocket square (+1 Stats Per Fight)
> plaid skirt (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Maximum HP +20)
> sommelier's towel (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> tarnished tastevin (Damage Reduction: 9   Sample Booze Items as They Drop)
> ghast iron cleaver (Maximum HP +10 +3 to Familiar Weight)
> ghast iron Garibaldi (Weapon Damage +50% Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> ghast iron heater shield (+100% Food Drops from Monsters Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> ghast iron codpiece (Spell Damage +10 Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> Pendant of Gargalesis (Spell Damage +50%)
> Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe ()
> Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle ()
> sprinkle shaker ()
> Brogre brorts (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> Brogre brolo shirt (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> Brogre bucket hat (+5 Adventure(s) per day)
> 8-billed baseball cap (Maximum HP +50% +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> extremely wet T-shirt (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Regenerate 12-17 MP per Adventure)
> giant shrimp fork (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +5 to Familiar Weight +5  Stench Damage )
> string of moist beads (Mysticality +20)
> unstable fulminate ()
> dark hamethyst ring (Damage Absorption +100   Critical Hits Deal Extra Damage)
> dark baconstone ring (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    Spell Criticals Deal Extra Damage)
> dark porquoise ring (+100% Booze Drops from Monsters   Makes Deleveling More Effective)
> little black book (Muscle +10 Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> black cloak (Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> duonoculars (Mysticality +5 Moxie +5)
> giant spider leg (Moxie +30% Weapon Damage +20)
> pair of government shades (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> government-issued night-vision goggles (Moxie +20 +3 Stats Per Fight)
> ramekin of space nuts ()
> space beast fur hat (+20% Combat Initiative)
> space beast fur pants (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> space beast fur whip (Mysticality +20)
> space heater (Moxie +30% Maximum MP +100)
> space needle (-25 to Monster Level +20% Combat Initiative)
> time-twitching toolbelt (Maximum MP +10%   +60% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower Reveals various Time-Forgotten Secrets (also in the Time-Twitching Tower))
> Time Lord Badge of Honor (Maximum MP +10% +20% chance of Critical Hit +5  Hot Damage    Proves your worth to the Time Lords)
> Time Bandit Badge of Courage (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 1 +7 to Familiar Weight   Proves your worth to the Time Bandits)
> silent pea shooter (+25 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> kiwi beak (Spell Damage +25 Damage Absorption +20)
> droll monocle (Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +10)
> solid shifting time weirdness ()
> yabba dabba doo rag (Muscle +10 Maximum MP +10)
> wooly loincloth (Maximum MP +40% Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> S.S. Ticket ()
> shellacked shell (Muscle +10 +60% Combat Initiative)
> pillow shell (+80% Combat Initiative)
> whatsit-covered turtle shell (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> oil shell (Spell Damage +25%)
> frozen turtle shell (Mysticality +10% Maximum MP +100 Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> shocked shell ()
> heavy duty umbrella ()
> pool skimmer ()
> miniature life preserver ()
> fishbone catcher's mitt ()
> fishbone kneepads ()
> fishbone corset ()
> fishbone fins ()
> fishbone facemask ()
> fishbone belt ()
> fishbone bracers ()
> neoprene skullcap (Maximum MP +30%)
> Lord Soggyraven's Slippers (+10% chance of Critical Hit +25  Hot Damage  +10  Sleaze Damage )
> thunder down underwear (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> famous blue raincoat (Muscle +5 Muscle +20% Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> lightning rod (Maximum MP +10% -10 to Monster Level +40% Combat Initiative)
> law-abiding citizen cane (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> hep waders (Maximum MP +10%)
> birdbone corset (Maximum MP +100)
> 4-dimensional fez (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> super-absorbent tarp (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> banjo kazoo mount (Maximum MP +50)
> Time Lord Participation Mug (Moxie +10)
> Time Bandit Time Towel (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> Caveman Dan's favorite rock (Muscle +20 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> gumshoes (+10% to all Moxie Gains Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> flapper floppers (Maximum HP +100 -15 to Monster Level)
> sneakeasies (Muscle +30% +5  Cold Damage )
> plastic nunchaku (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> sticky hand whip (Weapon Damage +50% +15% chance of Critical Hit +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> glow-in-the-dark necklace (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +5  Spooky Damage )
> Groll doll ()
> cap gun (Maximum MP +30% +10% chance of Critical Hit +10  Stench Damage    Bang Bang!)
> portable cassette player (Mysticality +5 +30% Meat from Monsters   Has An Obnoxious Mix Tape Stuck In It)
> rubber cape (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +10% Meat from Monsters)
> Thor's Pliers (Weapon Damage +10 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +10  Hot Damage  Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5)   Regular Attacks Can't Miss Allows You to Ply Reality Regenerates Lightning Power (in Heavy Rains only))
> water wings for babies (+10% chance of Critical Hit +25 to Monster Level)
> vampire pellet (Damage Absorption +60 Maximum HP +20% Maximum HP +10)
> unsanitized scalpel (Damage Absorption +60)
> gladiator tunica (Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> Roman sadnals (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> madius (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> radiator heater shield (Maximum MP +20)
> centurion helmet (Maximum MP +20%)
> pteruges (-10 to Monster Level)
> Xiblaxian holo-bowtie ()
> Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles (+100% Candy Drops from Monsters   They Really Open Your Eyes)
> Xiblaxian stealth cowl (Damage Reduction: 7 +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> Xiblaxian stealth trousers (Muscle +15 +40% Combat Initiative)
> Xiblaxian stealth vest (Spell Damage +5 Maximum HP +20)
> Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter (+10  Stench Damage    Detects Anomalous Materials of Xiblaxian Origin)
> defective Golden Mr. Accessory (+10% to all Moxie Gains +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Personal Ventilation Unit (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +100 +10% chance of Critical Hit   Allows Safe Access to Secret Government Lab)
> pair of plants (Mysticality +25 Maximum MP +20% +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Sasq&trade; watch (Damage Reduction: 5 +10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +5  Spooky Damage )
> smoker's cloak (Mysticality +20 Maximum HP +50 Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> camouflage T-shirt (Muscle +20 Moxie +20% +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> heavy-duty clipboard (Mysticality +10 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> battery-powered drill (+1 Stats Per Fight +10  Sleaze Damage  +60% Combat Initiative +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> giant yellow hat (Muscle +25 Spell Damage +100% +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> jangly bracelet (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10% to all Muscle Gains +20% chance of Critical Hit)
> cuddly teddy bear (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> first-aid pouch (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> mercenary pistol (Moxie +30% Serious Cold Resistance (+3)   Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition)
> mercenary rifle (Maximum HP +50 -20 to Monster Level   Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition)
> french-fry grabber ()
> iShield (+1 Stats Per Fight +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> white earbuds (Weapon Damage +20 Damage Reduction: 3 Maximum HP +50)
> iFlail (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> trench lighter (Maximum HP +100 +10 Damage to  Hot Spells  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> encrypted micro-cassette recorder ()
> gore bucket ()
> ESP suppression collar ()
> GPS-tracking wristwatch ()
> tiny plastic exo-suited miner (+2 Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart (+25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> tiny plastic Crimbot (Spell Damage +5)
> tiny plastic Crimbomega (+50% Meat from Monsters)
> radiation-resistant helmet (Spell Damage +25)
> servo-assisted exo-pants (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> high-energy mining laser (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Petite Paintbrush ()
> Size XI Wizard's Robe (Maximum HP +50 +3 Adventure(s) per day Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> brass turkey knuckles ()
> Time Cape ()
> Time Cloak ()
> outlaw bandana (+20% chance of Critical Hit +10% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> plaid cowboy hat (Damage Reduction: 9 -20 to Monster Level)
> rusted-out shootin' iron (Spell Damage +25% -25 to Monster Level +25  Spooky Damage )
> even more tinsel ()
> [7961]Staff of Ed (Muscle +10% Weapon Damage +50% Damage Absorption +100 +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> [7964]Staff of Fats (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> World's Best Adventurer sash (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Sister Accessory (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +50 Damage to  Cold Spells    (minimum of +20 Meat))
> polyester parachute (+20% chance of Critical Hit Slight Stench  Resistance (+1)   Fury Increases Your Initiative)
> polyester pad (Damage Absorption +20 +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells    Shieldbutting Always Causes Bad Guys to Stagger)
> polyester peeler (Mysticality +5 Weapon Damage +20   Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell)
> polyester pettipants (+25  Hot Damage  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)   Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better)
> polyester panama hat (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)   Adds Damage to Disco Dances)
> polyester pulsera (Moxie +10 Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)   Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP)
> porcelain police baton (Muscle +5 Muscle +10%   Your Smacks Restore MP)
> porcelain plus-fours (Muscle +15 Spell Damage +25% +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +20% Meat from Monsters +100% Combat Initiative   Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4)
> porcelain porkpie (Moxie +20% Spell Damage +50%   Adds  Sleaze Damage  to all Pastamancer Spells)
> porcelain pepper mill (Weapon Damage +50% Maximum HP +20%   Adds Physical Damage to Saucestorm)
> porcelain pelerine (Moxie +25 +100% Combat Initiative   Begin Fights with 1 Disco Momentum)
> porcelain phantom mask (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10  Cold Damage    Adds  Spooky Damage  to Bawdy Refrain)
> toy Crimbot mega face (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells    +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of LIGHT in combat)
> toy Crimbot power glove (Damage Absorption +80   +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of ZAP in combat)
> toy Crimbot super fist (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5)   +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of POW in combat)
> toy Crimbot rocket legs (+15 to Monster Level   +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of BURN in combat)
> heavy-duty Crimbot aerial ()
> Crimbomega drive chain (Spell Damage +25% -10 to Monster Level +5  Spooky Damage    +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of LUBE in combat)
> tope&eacute; (Maximum MP +10 Maximum MP +50)
> topiary tights (+5  Cold Damage  +5  Stench Damage )
> topiary necktie (Spell Damage +100%)
> topiary noseplugs ()
> trusty whip ()
> crumbling skull ()
> [8042]rock ()
> pot (+15 to Monster Level   Can be thrown)
> spelunking fedora (+50% Meat from Monsters)
> sturdy machete (Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> shotgun (Moxie +10%)
> boomerang (Weapon Damage +25%)
> mining helmet (Mysticality +15   Lights Dark Places)
> X-ray goggles (Maximum HP +40%   +5 Luck Reveals Secrets)
> yellow cape (Maximum HP +20)
> jetpack (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> spring boots ()
> spiked boots ()
> heavy pickaxe (Maximum HP +50%)
> torch ()
> plasma rifle (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> Bananubis's Staff ()
> The Joke Book of the Dead (Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) +20% Combat Initiative   -6 Luck)
> The Clown Crown ()
> cursed coffee cup ()
> golden banana ()
> Stembridge sidearm ()
> Spelunker's fedora (Moxie +10 +25  Hot Damage  +10  Sleaze Damage )
> Spelunker's whip (Muscle +10 Mysticality +20% Spell Damage +10)
> Spelunker's khakis (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> wicker kickers (+5  Hot Damage  Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure   Add a stomp attack to every Smack)
> wicker slicker (+20% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure   Lets you use Shell Up multiple times per fight)
> wicker knickers (Muscle +20% Moxie +30%   Increases the effectiveness of Shield of the Pastalord)
> wicker ticker (Maximum HP +10 +5  Stench Damage    Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP)
> wicker sticker (Muscle +5 Slight Hot Resistance (+1)   Is a sweet, sweet knife)
> wicker clicker (Weapon Damage +5 +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    Cadenza will briefly stun opponents)
> bakelite belt (Maximum MP +30% +5 to Familiar Weight   Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury)
> bakelite badge (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20   Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly)
> bakelite bowl (Maximum HP +100 +25% Item Drops from Monsters   Increase the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure)
> bakelite brooch (Muscle +5 +5  Hot Damage    Active Saucespheres increase your spell damage)
> bakelite breeches (Damage Reduction: 3 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells    Doubles the damage of Disco Inferno)
> bakelite backpack (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5)   Makes Accordion Bash knock loose some Meat)
> aerogel anvil (Maximum MP +20% Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)   Gives a chance of generating extra Fury)
> aerogel akubra (+10  Spooky Damage  +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells    Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight)
> aerogel apron (+20 to Monster Level +20% Combat Initiative   Weapon of the Pastalord can be even messier)
> aerogel ascot (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +50 Damage to  Stench Spells    Dramatically improves Saucecicle)
> aerogel attache case (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)   Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure)
> aerogel accordion (Moxie +20% +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells    Only takes up one hand!)
> wrought-iron wig (Mysticality +25 Serious Cold Resistance (+3)   Makes Northern Explosion deal additional damage over time)
> wrought-iron winch crank (Weapon Damage +5 +40% Combat Initiative   Increases the damage of Spirit Snap)
> wrought-iron widget (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon)
> wrought-iron whisk (+3 Stats Per Fight -15 to Monster Level   Adds many additional balls to Salsaball)
> wrought-iron walker (+3 Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +25   Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time)
> wrought-iron waders (Moxie +20% Damage Reduction: 1   Adds an extra source of damage to Concerto de los Muertos)
> gabardine gaiters (+100% Food Drops from Monsters +20% Combat Initiative   Makes Smacks hit automatically even without a club equipped)
> gabardine garland (+20% Combat Initiative Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure   Makes your Headbutts restore HP)
> gabardine gunnysack (+10  Stench Damage  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)   Increases the effectiveness of Vermincelli)
> gabardine garibaldi (Moxie +20 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   Increases the damage of Saucegeyser)
> gabardine girdle (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)   Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge)
> gabardine gloves (+15% chance of Critical Hit +10 Damage to  Cold Spells    Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns)
> fiberglass fetish (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Maximum HP +50   A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat)
> fiberglass foil (Mysticality +25 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells    Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight)
> fiberglass fannypack (Moxie +10% +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat   Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta)
> fiberglass frock (Maximum HP +40% Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5)   Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage)
> fiberglass fingerguard (Mysticality +15 +25 Damage to  Stench Spells    Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye Poke)
> fiberglass fedora (Maximum HP +20% +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit   Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweathers Cantata of Confrontation)
> rubber spatula (Maximum HP +100)
> wooden spoon (+25  Cold Damage )
> crystalline reamer (Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> macroplane grater (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1))
> bastard baster (+20% Meat from Monsters)
> obsidian nutcracker (+25  Cold Damage )
> glass eye (Maximum HP +30% Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5)   +40% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower)
> ninjammies (Mysticality +30% Damage Absorption +40 Slight Cold Resistance (+1))
> oversized skullcap (Weapon Damage +100% +25  Cold Damage )
> three-legged pants (Damage Reduction: 9 +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> remaindered axe (+30% Meat from Monsters +50% Meat from Monsters)
> low-budget shield ()
> cr&ecirc;epy mask (+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> sewer snake (Maximum MP +10%)
> jaunty feather (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +25%)
> brown paper pants (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> brown paper bag mask (Maximum MP +20 -10 to Monster Level)
> ring of telling skeletons what to do (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells    Lets you tell skeletons what to do)
> breadwand (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> loafers (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> bread basket (+2 Stats Per Fight)
> The Crown of Ed the Undying (+25  Sleaze Damage  +25% Item Drops from Monsters   )
> expensive camera (Maximum HP +40% +50% Meat from Monsters)
> cheap sunglasses ()
> filthy child leash ()
> dirty rigging rope (+5  Stench Damage  +20% Meat from Monsters)
> sewage-clogged pistol (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> perfume-soaked bandana (Maximum MP +40% Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> isotophat (Muscle +30% Damage Absorption +20)
> Three Mile Island shorts (+1 Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +60)
> toxic mop (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells  Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> lead collar ()
> backwoods banjo (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Slight Cold Resistance (+1) Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> ratskin pajama pants (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Maximum HP +30% +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> fake washboard (Muscle +10 Moxie +10 Maximum MP +50%)
> Dinsey's oculus (Spell Damage +5 +15% chance of Critical Hit)
> Dinsey's radar dish (Damage Absorption +60   Deals Increasing Damage Every Round)
> Dinsey's pizza cutter (Maximum MP +10% +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells    Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting)
> Dinsey's brain (Maximum HP +50% Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> Dinsey's glove (Weapon Damage +50% +15% chance of Critical Hit)
> Dinsey's pants (Damage Reduction: 3 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> lube-shoes (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure   Good for lubricating rollercoaster tracks)
> trash net ()
> Dinsey mascot mask (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +50% +10% chance of Critical Hit)
> stinky fannypack (+10  Cold Damage  +50 Damage to  Stench Spells    +40% Item Drops while on Vacation (in any Elemental Airport area))
> garbage sticker (+2 Stats Per Fight +5  Cold Damage  +25  Hot Damage  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) +40% Combat Initiative Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> hazmat helmet (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10% to all Mysticality Gains Maximum MP +100 Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) +50% Meat from Monsters)
> The Lot's engagement ring (+100% Booze Drops from Monsters   Allows Noxious Proposals)
> miracle whip (Muscle +20% -20 to Monster Level Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> sphygmayomanometer (+10 to Monster Level)
> mayo pump ()
> kill screen ()
> orange boxing gloves ()
> dice ring (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> dice belt buckle (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> dice-print pajama pants (Maximum HP +20%)
> dice-shaped backpack (+40% Combat Initiative)
> dice-print do-rag (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> dice sunglasses (Moxie +20%)
> blue pumps ()
> The Emperor's new hat (+10  Cold Damage )
> The Emperor's new shirt (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> The Emperor's new pants (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> lead pipe (+15% chance of Critical Hit +80% Combat Initiative)
> rope (Mysticality +20% Spell Damage +25)
> wrench (Spell Damage +50% +25 to Monster Level)
> candlestick (+5% Item Drops from Monsters +30% Meat from Monsters)
> knife (Maximum HP +100 +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> revolver (+5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> high-temperature mining drill ()
> red LavaCo Lamp&trade; (Maximum MP +10 +25  Spooky Damage )
> blue LavaCo Lamp&trade; (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> green LavaCo Lamp&trade; (Moxie +5 +15% chance of Critical Hit)
> high-temperature mining mask (-25 to Monster Level Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> fireproof megaphone (Weapon Damage +20 +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> lavalarva (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Serious Stench  Resistance (+3) Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> lava balaclava (Moxie +10 +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> basaltamander buckler (+2 Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20 +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> lava-proof pants (Moxie +20 +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> heat-resistant necktie (Mysticality +5 Moxie +10)
> heat-resistant gloves (Moxie +30% Weapon Damage +100% Damage Reduction: 7)
> biker's hat (Muscle +15 Maximum MP +10% +50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> feathered headdress (-25 to Monster Level +5  Stench Damage  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> electrician's hardhat (Maximum HP +20% +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> smooth velvet pants (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> smooth velvet shirt (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> smooth velvet hat (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> smooth velvet pocket square (Weapon Damage +25%)
> smooth velvet socks (Maximum MP +50%)
> smooth velvet hanky (+10% to all Moxie Gains)
> The One Mood Ring (Weapon Damage +5 +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> Mr. Cheeng's spectacles (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)   Find... like...  far out stuff, like everywhere... man...)
> grease cannon (Moxie +20% +60% Combat Initiative   Sets opponents on fire)
> love (Damage Reduction: 5 Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) +60% Combat Initiative)
> Pener's drumstick (Maximum HP +10 Maximum HP +20 Slight Cold Resistance (+1)   Sets opponents on fire)
> little deuce cape (Moxie +10 +80% Combat Initiative)
> Lavalos's shell (Spell Damage +100% +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> smooth velvet bra (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +10)
> SMOOCH bracers (Muscle +20 Moxie +20%   Damages Attacking Opponent)
> SMOOCH kneepads (Damage Reduction: 7   Damages Attacking Opponent)
> SMOOCH spaulders (+5  Stench Damage    Damages Attacking Opponent)
> SMOOCH codpiece (-10 to Monster Level Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)   Damages Attacking Opponent)
> SMOOCH breastplate (Maximum MP +10%   Damages Attacking Opponent)
> barrel lid (Maximum HP +50 +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +100% Combat Initiative)
> barrel hoop earring (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +50% Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> bankruptcy barrel (Spell Damage +50% +50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +10  Hot Damage )
> KoL Con 12-gauge (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> barrel gun (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> barrelhead (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> bottoms of the barrel (+25  Spooky Damage  +40% Meat from Monsters)
> chest barrel (Weapon Damage +25% +50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> brass bung spigot ()
> double barreled barrel gun (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50)
> triple barreled barrel gun (+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Slight Spooky Resistance (+1) Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> barrel beryl choker (-20 to Monster Level +80% Combat Initiative)
> barrel beryl nose ring (Damage Reduction: 7 +20% Meat from Monsters)
> barrel beryl ring (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1) Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> Royal scepter (Moxie +15 Weapon Damage +5 Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> heavy crown (+2 Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +10% +50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> hawk (Mysticality +5 +10  Sleaze Damage  Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> Othello's military jacket (Weapon Damage +100%)
> Othello's dagger (+20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Othello's handkerchief (+50% Meat from Monsters)
> ghostly dagger (Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> portable Othello set (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Yorick (+10  Cold Damage  Slight Hot Resistance (+1) +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Walford's bucket ()
> Wal-Mart snowglobe (Spell Damage +5 Damage Reduction: 7 +40% Meat from Monsters)
> Wal-Mart nametag (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 3 +25  Hot Damage )
> Wal-Mart overalls (+10 to Monster Level +10 Damage to  Hot Spells  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> bellhop's hat (Moxie +20%   Helps you blend in at the Ice Hotel)
> training belt (+10% to all Muscle Gains +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> training legwarmers (Weapon Damage +100% Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> training helmet (Moxie +20% +10% to all Muscle Gains +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> self-dribbling basketball ()
> VYKEA hex key (Moxie +20 +25  Sleaze Damage  Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> sardine can key (Weapon Damage +20 Maximum HP +30% +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> norwhal helmet (Muscle +10 +20% chance of Critical Hit +7 to Familiar Weight)
> octolus-skin cloak (Damage Absorption +100 +25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25  Spooky Damage )
> tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> tiny plastic Rudolph the Red (Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3))
> tiny plastic Crimborgatron (+60% Combat Initiative)
> tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva (+20% Combat Initiative)
> bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers ()
> stack of communist leaflets ()
> chocolate bowtie ()
> reusable shopping bag (Spell Damage +100% Damage Absorption +100 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> coarse hemp socks (Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> red armband (Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> pine cone necklace (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> reindeer hammer (Maximum HP +10%)
> elf ploughshare (Maximum MP +20%)
> faded green protest sign ()
> faded red protest sign ()
> elven tambourine (-25 to Monster Level)
> reindeer sickle (+10  Stench Damage )
> tiny plastic spoiler ()
> The Jokester's gun (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +60 +25  Sleaze Damage    Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent)
> The Jokester's wig (Muscle +10 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> The Jokester's pants (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50% +30% Meat from Monsters)
> tiny domino mask ()
> your cowboy boots (+30% Meat from Monsters    Lets you engage in Cowboy Kicking)
> quicksilver ring (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> thicksilver ring (Moxie +10 Damage Absorption +40 +15 to Monster Level)
> wicksilver ring (Maximum MP +10 Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> slicksilver ring (Muscle +20% +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight)
> sicksilver ring (+25 Damage to  Cold Spells  +5  Stench Damage  +60% Combat Initiative)
> nicksilver ring (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +40% +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> ticksilver ring (Muscle +10 Damage Reduction: 7)
> Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans (Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Combat Initiative)
> Tesla's Electroplated Beans (Damage Reduction: 9 +10  Cold Damage  +25  Sleaze Damage )
> Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas (Weapon Damage +50% Maximum HP +20 +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Hellfire Spicy Beans (+100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> Frigid Northern Beans (Damage Reduction: 7)
> World's Blackest-Eyed Peas (Maximum HP +30%)
> Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans (Weapon Damage +100%)
> Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans (+20 to Monster Level)
> Shrub's Premium Baked Beans (+15 to Monster Level Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> Daisy's unclean bloomers (Muscle +20 Moxie +10% Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes (Muscle +20 +10 to Monster Level +10  Cold Damage )
> Former Sheriff Dan's tin star (Muscle +10 Damage Reduction: 9 Maximum HP +30% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) +40% Combat Initiative)
> Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun (+10 Damage to  Hot Spells  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5) +100% Booze Drops from Monsters)
> western-style skinning knife (Mysticality +10% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> steel knuckles (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> rhinestone cowhorn ()
> one-gallon hat (+7 to Familiar Weight Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> two-gallon hat (Muscle +5 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> three-gallon hat (Spell Damage +50% +5  Hot Damage )
> four-gallon hat (+10% to all Mysticality Gains +10  Hot Damage )
> five-gallon hat (Moxie +10% +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> six-gallon hat (Muscle +10% +10  Cold Damage )
> seven-gallon hat (Moxie +20 Spell Damage +10)
> eight-gallon hat (Weapon Damage +5 Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> nine-gallon hat (Muscle +25 +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> ten-gallon hat (+10% chance of Critical Hit +50% Meat from Monsters)
> eleven-gallon hat (+15 to Monster Level +5  Cold Damage )
> exclusive club ()
> real cowboy hat (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells    Demonstrates your commitment to the west)
> ox-head shield (Mysticality +20 Moxie +20% Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> dented scepter (Muscle +5 Muscle +20% Damage Absorption +60 +100% Combat Initiative Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> very pointy crown (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +50% Maximum HP +30% +3 to Familiar Weight +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> battle broom (Maximum HP +20% Maximum MP +40% +25 to Monster Level Serious Stench  Resistance (+3) Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> carpe (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Damage Absorption +100 +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> codpiece (+10% to all Moxie Gains Damage Absorption +40 -20 to Monster Level Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5))
> troutsers (Muscle +5 Moxie +5 Weapon Damage +50% Maximum MP +10%)
> bass clarinet (Mysticality +30% Maximum MP +20% +5  Cold Damage  +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> fish hatchet (+10  Hot Damage  Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5) +60% Combat Initiative +80% Combat Initiative)
> tunac (Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) +20% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Booze Drops from Monsters +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> fishin' hat (+5 to Familiar Weight)
> sonar fishfinder (Damage Reduction: 5)
> First Post shirt - Cir Senam (Spell Damage +100% -10 to Monster Level Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)   +??% MMG Luck)
> high-speed upgrade ()
> Source shades (+5  Cold Damage    Improves yields of the Extraction skill.)
> missing semicolon ()
> plastic detective badge (+2 Stats Per Fight +10  Stench Damage  +25  Spooky Damage  +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> bronze detective badge (Moxie +10% Weapon Damage +10 Maximum HP +20 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> silver detective badge (+10% to all Moxie Gains Maximum HP +10% +15% chance of Critical Hit +50% Meat from Monsters)
> gold detective badge (Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +25% -20 to Monster Level -25 to Monster Level)
> detective roscoe (Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +40% +25 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> noir fedora (+7 to Familiar Weight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> trench coat (Muscle +20% Maximum MP +50% +10% Meat from Monsters)
> protonic accelerator pack (Maximum HP +20 Maximum HP +100 +10% chance of Critical Hit +5  Cold Damage  Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) +40% Meat from Monsters   Allows you to bust ghosts (which makes you feel good))
> Adventurer bobblehead (+10% Meat from Monsters)
> haunted bindle (+20% chance of Critical Hit Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> fleshy lump (Maximum HP +10% Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> smoldering bagel punch (Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> ghostly reins (Weapon Damage +100% Damage Reduction: 3)
> frigid derringer (+7 to Familiar Weight   Has a chance to briefly stun your opponent when you shoot them)
> Mr. Screege's spectacles (Moxie +20   Lets you find valuables after fights)
> Spookyraven signet (Moxie +10% Damage Absorption +20 +10 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> tie-dyed fannypack (+10  Stench Damage  Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> burnt snowpants (Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +100% Candy Drops from Monsters)
> standards and practices guide (Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure   Lets you censoriously lecture foes)
> Carpathian longsword (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Maximum HP +40% Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> Liam's mail (-15 to Monster Level +25  Cold Damage  +10  Sleaze Damage )
> Unfortunato's foolscap (Damage Reduction: 7 +25 to Monster Level -15 to Monster Level)
> Wrist-Boy (Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)   Allows use of holo-records)
> lead umbrella ()
> repaid diaper (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> Unstable Pointy Ears (Damage Absorption +100)
> KoL Con 13 T-shirt (Mysticality +5 Mysticality +20%)
> discarded swimming trunks (Moxie +20 Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Reduction: 7)
> foam pistol (+50 Damage to  Spooky Spells  Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> KoL Con 13 snowglobe ()
> li'l knight costume ()
> li'l unicorn costume ()
> li'l candy corn costume ()
> li'l ninja costume ()
> li'l pirate costume ()
> li'l clown costume ()
> li'l robot costume ()
> li'l eyeball costume ()
> li'l liberty costume ()
> tiny baby scorpion ()
> li'l ghost costume ()
> mini-marshmallow dispenser (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +40% Meat from Monsters)
> glass casserole dish (Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +40% +10  Stench Damage )
> can opener (Muscle +20 +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> glass pie plate (Moxie +20 Spell Damage +50%   Half Damage from Ghosts)
> potato masher (Moxie +10% Maximum MP +20%)
> gravy boat ()
> Official Council Aide Pin (+10% to all Muscle Gains Damage Absorption +20)
> Science Notebook (+25  Hot Damage    Allows you to collect data about Tentacles)
> eldritch hat (Muscle +30% +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> eldritch pants (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +40% Slight Spooky Resistance (+1))
> Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters)
> sour ball and chain (+60% Combat Initiative   +50% Sprinkles from Monsters)
> candy dog collar ()
> gingerbread tophat (Mysticality +10%)
> gingerbread waistcoat (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> gingerbread trousers (Mysticality +5)
> candy dress shoes (Mysticality +5 Moxie +20 +10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> candy necktie (Weapon Damage +25% Maximum HP +10 +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> chocolate pocketwatch (Maximum HP +10 +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> sprinkle-begging cup ()
> gingerbread mask (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> gingerservo (Muscle +15 +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +20%)
> gingerbeard (+3 Adventure(s) per day)
> gingerbread hoodie (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells  +100% Candy Drops from Monsters   +15% Sprinkles from Monsters)
> gingerbread pistol (+25 Damage to  Hot Spells  +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> fancy marzipan briefcase (Moxie +5 +60% Combat Initiative)
> creme brulee torch (Moxie +10%)
> candy crowbar (Mysticality +10)
> candy screwdriver (Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +40% Meat from Monsters)
> pumpkin spice candle (+5  Stench Damage )
> gingerbread gavel (Maximum MP +50% +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> gingerbread moneybag ()
> tiny plastic bad vibe (Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> tiny plastic angry vikings (Damage Absorption +40)
> tiny plastic Knows About Chakras (+25  Sleaze Damage )
> tiny plastic Your Brain (Damage Absorption +100)
> tiny plastic Krampus (+10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> chocolate leash ()
> sugar raygun ()
> no hat ()
> Third Eye (Weapon Damage +5 +25  Hot Damage    Improves chances of finding lumps and sludge Doubles your damage against Bad Vibes)
> Krampus Horn (Moxie +10% +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight   Greatly improves chances of finding lumps and sludge Doubles your damage against Bad Vibes)
> bad vibroknife (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)   Improves your ability to align chakras)
> crystal belt buckle (+5 to Familiar Weight Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5)   Improves your ability to align chakras)
> saffron antaravasaka (Spell Damage +10 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters   Improves chances of finding lumps and sludge)
> saffron uttarasanga (Moxie +20% +10 Damage to  Hot Spells    Improves chances of finding lumps and sludge)
> black gallstone ()
> Uncle Crimbo's hat (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> space jellybicycle ()
> pewter candlestick ()
> wax hand (-15 to Monster Level +30% Meat from Monsters)
> miniature candle (Damage Reduction: 7 +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> wax face (Mysticality +10 Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> recovered cufflinks (Moxie +5)
> LOV Eardigan (Maximum HP +50% Maximum HP +100 Maximum MP +10%)
> LOV Epaulettes (Mysticality +5 Moxie +10 +10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> LOV Earrings (Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +10% Meat from Monsters +40% Meat from Monsters)
> LOV Elephant (+50 Damage to  Hot Spells )
> eldritch scanner (Mysticality +15   Helps with Science)
> eldritch hammer (Damage Reduction: 3 Maximum MP +20% +40% Meat from Monsters)
> HP-35 Calculator ()
> Silver HP-35 Calculator ()
> Golden HP-35 Calculator ()
> Platinum HP-35 Calculator ()
> Diamond HP-35 Calculator ()
> toggle switch (Bartend) ()
> toggle switch (Bounce) ()
> filter helmet ()
> exo-servo leg braces ()
> rad cloak ()
> gate transceiver ()
> high-friction boots ()
> geological sample kit ()
> botanical sample kit ()
> zoological sample kit ()
> primitive alien mask (Moxie +15 +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +30% Meat from Monsters   Reveals your inner alien)
> primitive alien spear (Moxie +5 +5  Spooky Damage  +10  Spooky Damage )
> primitive alien blowgun (Moxie +30% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells )
> primitive alien loincloth (Weapon Damage +5 +25  Cold Damage  +5  Spooky Damage )
> primitive alien totem (+10% to all Muscle Gains +10  Hot Damage  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> primitive alien necklace (Damage Absorption +60 +25 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> spants (Muscle +20 Serious Hot Resistance (+3))
> spant shield (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +7 Adventure(s) per day)
> spant shoulderpads (Mysticality +10 Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> spant backplate (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> spant spear (Maximum HP +30% Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> murderbot mask (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 7 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure   Makes you look like a Murderbot)
> murderbot whip (+10% Meat from Monsters +3 Adventure(s) per day   Deals 1,000 extra damage on Critical Hit)
> murderbot plasma rifle (Muscle +25 Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)   Can be used to instantly kill Spants)
> Spacegate scientist's insignia (+10  Hot Damage  +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Spacegate military insignia (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +15 to Monster Level)
> Spacegate diplomat's insignia (+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1))
> Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase (Moxie +5 Maximum MP +50 +3 to Familiar Weight    Lets you banish enemy agents with tranquilizer darts)
> tiny plastic golden gundam (Damage Reduction: 1 +40% Combat Initiative Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> meteortarboard (Damage Reduction: 9 Maximum HP +10% +25  Stench Damage )
> meteorite guard (Spell Damage +50% +3 to Familiar Weight Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5))
> meteorb (Mysticality +10% Serious Cold Resistance (+3)   Contributes  Hot Damage  to your spells)
> asteroid belt (Moxie +20% Maximum HP +100   Deflects 25% of enemy attacks)
> meteorthopedic shoes (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> shooting morning star (Maximum HP +50% Maximum MP +20% Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure)
> meteor shower cap ()
> blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail (Muscle +30% +5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20)
> exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton ()
> mafia pinky ring (+10% to all Mysticality Gains Maximum MP +20   Fine wines will taste a bit finer)
> contract enforcement stick (Damage Reduction: 1 +5 Adventure(s) per day)
> pearl necklace (Damage Reduction: 3 +15% chance of Critical Hit +3 to Familiar Weight)
> protection stick (Moxie +10 Maximum HP +50 +10  Spooky Damage  +20% Meat from Monsters)
> mafia thumb ring (Muscle +10 Damage Absorption +40   Occasionally knock your opponent into last week)
> mafia middle finger ring (Mysticality +15 Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)   Show enemies your ring once a day!)
> steel drivin' hammer (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +10% Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> mafia pointer finger ring (+2 Stats Per Fight +10  Spooky Damage    Take advantage of critical moments.)
> worksite credentials (Maximum MP +10%   Grants access to worksites)
> negotiatin' hammer (Damage Reduction: 7 Maximum MP +10% -20 to Monster Level +5  Hot Damage )
> pantogram pants (Mysticality +10% +10% to all Mysticality Gains +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +40% Combat Initiative   Occasional Hilarity)
> mafia wedding ring (+25  Sleaze Damage  +100% Booze Drops from Monsters   If you like it, put a ring on it.)
> mafia organizer badge (Spell Damage +100%   Grants access to organized action areas)
> tiny plastic mime functionary (Maximum HP +50%)
> tiny plastic mime scientist (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic mime soldier (Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> tiny plastic mime executive (+25  Hot Damage )
> tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare (+7 Adventure(s) per day)
> anti-earplugs ()
> mime pocket probe ()
> cheerful antler hat (Maximum HP +20 Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> cheerful Crimbo sweater (Moxie +20 +10  Stench Damage )
> cheerful pajama pants (Maximum HP +20% +25 to Monster Level)
> miming beret (+10% chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> miming shirt (Muscle +25 +100% Combat Initiative)
> miming corduroys (Mysticality +20% +10  Spooky Damage )
> miming boots (Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +40%)
> miming gloves (-20 to Monster Level +20% Meat from Monsters)
> mime-proof sunglasses ()
> mime army insignia (infantry) ()
> mime army insignia (intelligence) ()
> mime army insignia (espionage) ()
> mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) ()
> mime army insignia (cryonics) ()
> mime army insignia (psychological warfare) ()
> mime army insignia (sanitation) ()
> mime army insignia (morale) ()
> mime army infiltration glove (Maximum HP +30% +7 Adventure(s) per day   Allows pickpocketing)
> cheer extractor ()
> fireproof skip lid ()
> burning paper hat (Weapon Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 1 +10 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> burning cape (Muscle +20% +7 to Familiar Weight Slight Hot Resistance (+1))
> burning paper slippers (Damage Absorption +20 Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> burning paper jorts (+25 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +20% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure)
> burning paper crane (+10% to all Moxie Gains Spell Damage +25 +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> deceased crimbo tree ()
> broken champagne bottle (Maximum MP +50% Serious Cold Resistance (+3)   Doubles item drop bonus while the champagne flows)
> tinsel tights (+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +60% Combat Initiative)
> wad of used tape (Spell Damage +25% Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure)
> silent nightlight (Damage Reduction: 7 +25 to Monster Level +10  Sleaze Damage  Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> makeshift garbage shirt (+7 to Familiar Weight +10 Damage to  Spooky Spells  +5% Item Drops from Monsters   Doubles stat gains from monsters while it's readable)
> novelty monorail ticket (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +5% Item Drops from Monsters)
> genie's turbane (Muscle +5 +20% Meat from Monsters)
> genie's scimitar (Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 1)
> genie's pants (Mysticality +5 Muscle +30%)
> genie's bracers (Damage Reduction: 5 +3 Adventure(s) per day)
> psychic's circlet (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +10)
> psychic's crystal ball (+10 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  +40% Meat from Monsters)
> psychic's pslacks (+10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Serious Stench  Resistance (+3))
> psychic's amulet (Maximum HP +20% Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> Team Avarice cap (+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> Team Sloth cap (Muscle +10%   Monsters are significantly less attracted to you)
> Team Wrath cap (Maximum MP +20%)
> Mu cap (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> luck incense ()
> shell bell ()
> muscle band ()
> amulet coin ()
> razor fang ()
> smoke ball ()
> FantasyRealm G. E. M. (Moxie +25 -20 to Monster Level Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> FantasyRealm Mage's Hat (+25  Cold Damage )
> FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask (+5  Stench Damage )
> &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt (Mysticality +30% Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +20% Item Drops from Monsters)
> druidic orb ()
> LyleCo premium monocle ()
> LyleCo premium magnifying glass ()
> leggings of the Spider Queen (+5  Cold Damage  Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> Master Thief's utility belt (+50 Damage to  Cold Spells  +25  Spooky Damage  +25  Sleaze Damage )
> Duke Vampire's regal cloak (Weapon Damage +10 Maximum HP +10 -25 to Monster Level)
> Dragonscale breastplate (+3 Stats Per Fight +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> belt of Ogrekind (Damage Absorption +20 Maximum MP +20 +20 to Monster Level)
> The Ghoul King's ghoulottes (Mysticality +10 +2 Stats Per Fight +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> nozzle of the Phoenix (Moxie +10 Damage Absorption +40 -20 to Monster Level)
> the Archwizard's briefs (Maximum HP +40% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> the Ley Incursion's waist (Moxie +5 +10% to all Mysticality Gains Spell Damage +5)
> shield of the Skeleton Lord (Maximum MP +10% Maximum MP +40% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> ring of the Skeleton Lord (Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +100 Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> scepter of the Skeleton Lord (Maximum HP +50% +10 Damage to  Stench Spells  Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> deadfall branch (+10  Cold Damage  +10  Hot Damage  +25  Stench Damage  +40% Combat Initiative)
> Staff of Kitchen Royalty (Damage Absorption +20 +20% chance of Critical Hit +10  Cold Damage  +5  Sleaze Damage  +80% Combat Initiative)
> charged druidic orb ()
> dragon slaying sword ()
> God Lobster's Scepter ()
> God Lobster's Ring ()
> God Lobster's Rod ()
> God Lobster's Robe ()
> God Lobster's Crown ()
> Garland of Greatness ()
> Brutal brogues (Mysticality +20% +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Spell Damage +10 Damage Absorption +20)
> Draftsman's driving gloves (Maximum MP +10% +10 Damage to  Cold Spells  Superhuman Stench  Resistance (+5) Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5))
> Nouveau nosering (Spell Damage +25% Maximum MP +40% +7 to Familiar Weight +50 Damage to  Spooky Spells )
> burglar/sleep mask ()
> PARTY HARD T-shirt (+10  Cold Damage  +5  Stench Damage  Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)   Makes the Neverending Party harder)
> neverending wallet chain ()
> pentagram bandana (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +25  Sleaze Damage )
> gold skull ring (Maximum MP +10%)
> dorky glasses (+2 Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +20%)
> ponytail clip (Maximum HP +10% +10 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> paint palette (Damage Absorption +40   Lets you paint your foes)
> cosmetic football (Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5))
> shoe ad T-shirt (Mysticality +30% +10  Hot Damage )
> pump-up high-tops (Muscle +30%)
> noticeable pumps (Moxie +20 Moxie +20%)
> surprisingly capacious handbag ()
> denim jacket (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20)
> ratty knitted cap (Damage Absorption +80 +10  Cold Damage )
> intimidating chainsaw (+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure)
> fancy party pants (+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight -10 to Monster Level)
> party whip (Muscle +10 +10% to all Moxie Gains +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit)
> party crasher (Slight Stench  Resistance (+1) +5% Item Drops from Monsters   Lets you crash into your foes, stunning them)
> party mouse hat ()
> latte lovers member's mug ()
> &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker (Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> snakeskin thighboots (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20%)
> snakeskin cowboy hat (+5 to Familiar Weight Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> snakeskin jacket (Muscle +20 +30% Meat from Monsters)
> slime waders (+3 to Familiar Weight Serious Hot Resistance (+3) +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
> slime fedora (Muscle +15 +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +50)
> slime knuckles (+2 Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20 +25  Stench Damage )
> government-issued slacks (Weapon Damage +5 +3 to Familiar Weight Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3))
> government-issued eyeshade (Weapon Damage +25% +5 to Familiar Weight +25 Damage to  Cold Spells )
> government-issued necktie (Spell Damage +10 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure)
> mutant arm (Muscle +25 +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +80% Combat Initiative)
> mutant legs (Damage Reduction: 3 +7 to Familiar Weight +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> mutant crown (+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +10 +15 to Monster Level)
> tiny plastic wild beaver (+10% to all Mysticality Gains)
> tiny plastic reindeer (+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic Caf&eacute; Elf (+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> tiny plastic orphan (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight)
> tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo (Maximum MP +20)
> Crimbo dog sweater ()
> pristine walrus tusk (Maximum HP +30% +10  Stench Damage )
> Staff of Frozen Lard (Moxie +15 +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +20% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure)
> plastic bazooka ()
> balanced antler (Weapon Damage +100%   Keeps beasts away)
> portable dam (+15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> antique Canadian lantern (+3 Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20   +15% more Item Drops in the Canadian Wildlife Preserve)
> muskox-skin cap (+3 to Familiar Weight   +100% Meat Drops in the Canadian Wildlife Preserve)
> bauxite beret (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> bauxite boxers (+10  Cold Damage )
> bauxite bow-tie (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells )
> Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; (Moxie +5 +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 9 Maximum MP +30% Slight Hot Resistance (+1)   Shows you how the sausage is made)
> red-hot sausage fork (+5  Cold Damage  Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5))
> jar of magical relish ()
> Toyleporter ()
> Crimbolex watch (Muscle +25 +10  Stench Damage  Serious Cold Resistance (+3))
> hand-knitted Crimbo socks (Muscle +10 Mysticality +30% Maximum MP +20%)
> chalk chlamys (+50 Damage to  Stench Spells  Slight Stench  Resistance (+1)   Weakens enemies who hit you)
> chalk chain (Maximum HP +30% +15% Item Drops from Monsters   Weakens enemies who hit you)
> chalk chalice (+25  Spooky Damage  +5  Sleaze Damage    Weakens enemies who hit you)
> chalk chinos (Damage Absorption +80 -15 to Monster Level   Weakens enemies who hit you)
> chalk chapeau (-15 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Stench Spells    Weakens enemies who hit you)
> chalk choker (+50 Damage to  Sleaze Spells  Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5)   Weakens enemies who hit you)
> marble maebari (Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +50   Damages enemies who hit you)
> marble mantle (Moxie +30% +10% Meat from Monsters   Damages enemies who hit you)
> marble magnet (+20 to Monster Level +25 Damage to  Spooky Spells    Damages enemies who hit you)
> marble mignonette bowl (Maximum HP +50% +10  Spooky Damage    Damages enemies who hit you)
> marble medallion (Muscle +10 Mysticality +25   Damages enemies who hit you)
> marble mariachi hat (+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +50%   Damages enemies who hit you)
> red-and-green microcamera ()
> cobbled-together Meat detector (+5  Sleaze Damage )
> tailored vest (+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat)
> elf army poncho (+10 to Monster Level)
> discarded bowtie (+3 Stats Per Fight -15 to Monster Level)
> Lil' Doctor&trade; bag (Maximum MP +50 +100% Candy Drops from Monsters    Lets you perform various medical procedures on enemies)
> blood knife ()
> PirateRealm eyepatch (Maximum HP +40% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
> bloody harpoon ()
> cursed compass ()
> recursed compass ()
> conquistador's breastplate (+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +10)
> pirate radio ring (Moxie +5 +3 Stats Per Fight)
> Red Roger's red right hand ()
> Red Roger's red left hand ()
> Red Roger's red right foot ()
> Red Roger's red left foot ()
> plush sea serpent (Maximum HP +10%   -100 to Monster Level (Underwater Only))
> lucky gold ring ()
> piratical blunderbuss (+5  Cold Damage  +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> PirateRealm party hat (Maximum MP +20 +25 to Monster Level +10  Stench Damage    Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm adventures)
> vampyric cloake (Maximum HP +10% +30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +10  Stench Damage  +50 Damage to  Stench Spells  +80% Combat Initiative    Improves the effectiveness of various Dark Gyffte skills)
> plastic pirate hat ()
> Fourth of May Cosplay Saber (+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +5  Hot Damage  +20% Combat Initiative    Use the Force on Enemies)
> moxie weed is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> strongness elixir is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> magicalness-in-a-can is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> spicy noodles is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> ice-cold Sir Schlitz is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> hot buttered roll is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> bowl of cottage cheese is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> fortune cookie is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> ice-cold Willer is EPIC with size 6 and effect none ()
> bowl of lucky charms is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> ketchup is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> catsup is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> ghuol egg is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> ghuol egg quiche is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> ghuol-ear kabob is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> lihc eye pie is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> uncooked chorizo is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> chorizo taco is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> ice-cold fotie is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> rat appendix kabob is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> bat wing kabob is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> carob chunks is awesome with size 7 and effect none ()
> carob chunk cookies is crappy with size 7 and effect none ()
> hippy herbal tea is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> carob brownies is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> herb brownies is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> tofu casserole is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> can of Red Minotaur is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> bottle of gin is EPIC with size 7 and effect none ()
> bottle of vodka is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> orange is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> grapefruit is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> grapes is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> olive is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> tomato is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> salty dog is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bloody mary is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> screwdriver is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> martini is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> bloody beer is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> shot of orange schnapps is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> shot of grapefruit schnapps is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> fine wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> shot of tomato schnapps is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> extra-spicy bloody mary is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> White Citadel fries is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> White Citadel burger is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> piece of wedding cake is crappy with size 8 and effect none ()
> white chocolate chips is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> white chocolate chip cookies is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> white lightning is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> enchanted barbell is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> concentrated magicalness pill is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> giant moxie weed is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> extra-strength strongness elixir is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> jug-o-magicalness is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> suntan lotion of moxiousness is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob sausage is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob mushroom is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> bean burrito is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> spicy bean burrito is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> insanely spicy bean burrito is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> enchanted bean burrito is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> spicy enchanted bean burrito is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> bat haggis is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> menudo is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> goat cheese is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> plain pizza is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> sausage pizza is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> goat cheese pizza is awesome with size 10 and effect none ()
> mushroom pizza is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of whiskey is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> glass of goat's milk is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> white Canadian is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> lemon is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> lime is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> gr8ps is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> t8r tots is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> jumbo olive is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> dry martini is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> purple pixel pie is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Imp Ale is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> hot wing is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> papaya is awesome with size 7 and effect none ()
> Elfin shortbread is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> skewered cat appendix is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> Hell broth is decent with size 8 and effect none ()
> Boris's key lime pie is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Jarlsberg's key lime pie is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Sneaky Pete's key lime pie is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> papaya sling is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Trollhouse cookies is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Spam Witch sammich is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> pr0n cocktail is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> whiskey and cola is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> papaya taco is crappy with size 9 and effect none ()
> stalk of asparagus is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Mad Train wine is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Double Bacon Beelzeburger is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> Lord of the Flies-sized fries is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Brimstone Chicken Sandwich is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Jumbo Dr. Lucifer is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> delicious noodles is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> delicious spicy noodles is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> painful penne pasta is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> ravioli della hippy is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> pr0n m4nic0tti is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Hell ramen is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> boring spaghetti is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> fettucini Inconnu is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> spaghetti with Skullheads is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> gnocchetti di Nietzsche is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> cocoa eggshell fragment is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> large cocoa eggshell fragment is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> abominable snowcone is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Ent cider is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> toast is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> fruitcake is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> ghuol guolash is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> cranberries is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> vodka and cranberry is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> whiskey sour is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> roll in the hay is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> slap and tickle is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> slip 'n' slide is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> a little sump'm sump'm is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> horizontal tango is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> pink pony is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knoll mushroom is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> spooky mushroom is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Knoll shroomkabob is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
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> moxie weed is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> strongness elixir is decent with size 1 and effect Dance Interpreter (Item Drop: +20)
> magicalness-in-a-can is decent with size 1 and effect The Power of Positive Thinking ()
> spicy noodles is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> ice-cold Sir Schlitz is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> hot buttered roll is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> bowl of cottage cheese is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> fortune cookie is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> ice-cold Willer is EPIC with size 6 and effect none ()
> bowl of lucky charms is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> ketchup is awesome with size 1 and effect Patent Avarice (Meat Drop: +50)
> catsup is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> ghuol egg is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> ghuol egg quiche is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> ghuol-ear kabob is good with size 1 and effect Muddled (Muscle Percent: +200, Monster Level: +15)
> lihc eye pie is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> uncooked chorizo is decent with size 4 and effect Spooky Jellied (Experience: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> chorizo taco is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> ice-cold fotie is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> rat appendix kabob is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> bat wing kabob is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> carob chunks is awesome with size 7 and effect none ()
> carob chunk cookies is crappy with size 7 and effect none ()
> hippy herbal tea is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> carob brownies is awesome with size 3 and effect In the Slimelight (Stench Damage: +50)
> herb brownies is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> tofu casserole is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> can of Red Minotaur is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> bottle of gin is EPIC with size 7 and effect none ()
> bottle of vodka is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> orange is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> grapefruit is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> grapes is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> olive is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> tomato is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> salty dog is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bloody mary is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> screwdriver is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> martini is good with size 4 and effect Biologically Shocked ()
> bloody beer is EPIC with size 3 and effect Jacked In (Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Spell Damage: +30, Weapon Damage: +40, Initiative: +50)
> shot of orange schnapps is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> shot of grapefruit schnapps is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> fine wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> shot of tomato schnapps is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> extra-spicy bloody mary is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> White Citadel fries is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> White Citadel burger is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> piece of wedding cake is crappy with size 8 and effect none ()
> white chocolate chips is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> white chocolate chip cookies is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> white lightning is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> enchanted barbell is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> concentrated magicalness pill is crappy with size 1 and effect Become Intensely interested (Combat Rate: +5)
> giant moxie weed is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> extra-strength strongness elixir is decent with size 1 and effect Weepy, Creepy (Item Drop: +5)
> jug-o-magicalness is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> suntan lotion of moxiousness is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob sausage is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob mushroom is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> bean burrito is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> spicy bean burrito is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> insanely spicy bean burrito is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> enchanted bean burrito is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> spicy enchanted bean burrito is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> bat haggis is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> menudo is decent with size 3 and effect Coldfinger (Cold Damage: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5)
> goat cheese is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> plain pizza is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> sausage pizza is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> goat cheese pizza is awesome with size 10 and effect none ()
> mushroom pizza is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of whiskey is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> glass of goat's milk is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> white Canadian is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> lemon is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> lime is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> gr8ps is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> t8r tots is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> jumbo olive is good with size 7 and effect Helvella Health (Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> dry martini is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> purple pixel pie is awesome with size 4 and effect Shot in the Arse (Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15)
> Imp Ale is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> hot wing is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> papaya is awesome with size 7 and effect none ()
> Elfin shortbread is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> skewered cat appendix is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> Hell broth is decent with size 8 and effect none ()
> Boris's key lime pie is decent with size 3 and effect Rad-ish (Moxie Percent: +25)
> Jarlsberg's key lime pie is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Sneaky Pete's key lime pie is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> papaya sling is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Trollhouse cookies is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Spam Witch sammich is good with size 3 and effect Sewer-Drenched (Stench Damage: +100)
> pr0n cocktail is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> whiskey and cola is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> papaya taco is crappy with size 9 and effect none ()
> stalk of asparagus is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Mad Train wine is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Double Bacon Beelzeburger is crappy with size 4 and effect Puzzle Fury (Spell Damage Percent: +25)
> Lord of the Flies-sized fries is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Brimstone Chicken Sandwich is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Jumbo Dr. Lucifer is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> delicious noodles is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> delicious spicy noodles is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> painful penne pasta is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> ravioli della hippy is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> pr0n m4nic0tti is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Hell ramen is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> boring spaghetti is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> fettucini Inconnu is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> spaghetti with Skullheads is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> gnocchetti di Nietzsche is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> cocoa eggshell fragment is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> large cocoa eggshell fragment is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> abominable snowcone is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Ent cider is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> toast is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> fruitcake is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> ghuol guolash is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> cranberries is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> vodka and cranberry is decent with size 4 and effect Human-Undead Hybrid (Spooky Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +20)
> whiskey sour is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> roll in the hay is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> slap and tickle is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> slip 'n' slide is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> a little sump'm sump'm is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> horizontal tango is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> pink pony is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knoll mushroom is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> spooky mushroom is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Knoll shroomkabob is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> stuffed spooky mushroom is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> warm mushroom is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> spicy mushroom quesadilla is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> cool mushroom is good with size 9 and effect none ()
> cool mushroom casserole is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> pointy mushroom is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> cream of pointy mushroom soup is awesome with size 2 and effect Shot in the Arse (Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15)
> flaming mushroom is crappy with size 1 and effect Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife (Sleaze Damage: +5)
> frozen mushroom is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> stinky mushroom is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> ghost cucumber is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> especially salty dog is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> spectral pickle is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> Acqua Del Piatto Merlot is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> strawberry is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> bottle of rum is good with size 9 and effect none ()
> strawberry daiquiri is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> rum and cola is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> grog is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> rockin' wagon is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> ocean motion is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> fuzzbump is good with size 3 and effect Bottle in front of Me (Spell Damage: +15)
> poutine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Knob stir-fry is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knoll stir-fry is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> spooky stir-fry is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> asparagus stir-fry is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> olive stir-fry is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Knob sausage stir-fry is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> bat wing stir-fry is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> rat appendix stir-fry is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> tofu stir-fry is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> pr0n stir-fry is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> Knob stuffed shells is awesome with size 4 and effect Remaining Alive (Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 2)
> b&auml;tzle is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> ratini is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Knob stroganoff is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> menudo ravioli is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> royal jelly is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> mind flayer corpse is good with size 9 and effect none ()
> Uovo Marcio Shiraz is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> tomato daiquiri is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> beertini is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> salty slug is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> papaya slung is EPIC with size 10 and effect none ()
> maple syrup is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> balaclava baklava is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> lumbering jack is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> dwarf bread is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> radio button candy is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> spiced rum is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> eggnog is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> candy cane is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> gingerbread bugbear is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> dirty martini is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> grogtini is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> cherry bomb is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> carob chunk noodles is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> chorizo brownies is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> white chocolate and tomato pizza is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> Lucky Surprise Egg is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> bottle of tequila is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> boxed wine is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> cherry is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> vodka martini is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> whiskey and soda is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> monkey wrench is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> tequila sunrise is awesome with size 10 and effect none ()
> margarita is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> strawberry wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> wine spritzer is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> perpendicular hula is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> ducha de oro is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> calle de miel is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> dry vodka martini is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> old-fashioned is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> tequila with training wheels is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> sangria is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> vesper is decent with size 1 and effect Rosewater Mark (Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +2)
> bodyslam is EPIC with size 6 and effect The Solution (Weapon Damage: +25)
> sangria del diablo is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> green beer is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> red striped oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect Stinking Cloud (Stench Resistance: +1)
> red polka-dot oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> red paisley oyster egg is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> blue striped oyster egg is awesome with size 1 and effect Super Speed (Moxie Percent: +100)
> blue polka-dot oyster egg is awesome with size 1 and effect Full Bottle in front of Me (Spell Damage Percent: +30)
> blue paisley oyster egg is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> puce striped oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> puce polka-dot oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect Cold Jellied (Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30)
> puce paisley oyster egg is good with size 1 and effect Human-Penguin Hybrid (Item Drop: +25)
> mauve striped oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> mauve polka-dot oyster egg is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> mauve paisley oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> lavender striped oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect Celestial Sheen (Hot Resistance: +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1)
> lavender polka-dot oyster egg is EPIC with size 1 and effect Voracious Gorging (Item Drop: [min(40,ceil(F/5)*10)], Food Drop: [min(100,ceil(F/5)*25)])
> lavender paisley oyster egg is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> black striped oyster egg is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> black polka-dot oyster egg is good with size 1 and effect Really Deep Breath (Adventure Underwater)
> black paisley oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> off-white striped oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> off-white polka-dot oyster egg is decent with size 1 and effect Here's Mud in Your Eye (Meat Drop: +50)
> off-white paisley oyster egg is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> yellow striped oyster egg is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> yellow polka-dot oyster egg is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> yellow paisley oyster egg is crappy with size 1 and effect Strength of Ten Ettins (Muscle Percent: +25)
> flaming mushroom wine is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> icy mushroom wine is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> stinky mushroom wine is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> pointy mushroom wine is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> flat mushroom wine is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> cool mushroom wine is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> knob mushroom wine is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> knoll mushroom wine is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> spooky mushroom wine is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> shot of flower schnapps is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> flower petal pie is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> bottle of single-barrel whiskey is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Retenez L'Herbe Pat&eacute; is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Breathetastic&trade; Premium Canned Air is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> mugcake is decent with size 3 and effect Elbow Sauce (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> urinal cake is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Happy Birthday, Claude! cake is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> personalized birthday cake is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> three-tiered wedding cake is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> babycakes is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> blue velvet cake is decent with size 2 and effect The Dinsey Way (Meat Drop: +80)
> congratulatory cake is awesome with size 6 and effect none ()
> angel-food cake is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> devil's-food cake is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> birthday party jellybean cheesecake is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Knob shroomkabob is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> spooky shroomkabob is decent with size 4 and effect Papowerful (Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Experience: +2)
> jumping bean burrito is decent with size 1 and effect Rushin' Hands (Weapon Damage: +3)
> spicy jumping bean burrito is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> insanely spicy jumping bean burrito is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> rat scrapple is good with size 4 and effect Spooky Hands (Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2)
> Hatorade is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> questionable taco is good with size 2 and effect Antarctic Memories (HP Regen Min: 40, HP Regen Max: 40, MP Regen Min: 40, MP Regen Max: 40)
> redrum is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> bowl of oriole's nest soup is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Mt. Noob Pale Ale is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> tofurkey leg is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> tofurkey gravy is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> herbal stuffing is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> candied yams is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie is decent with size 3 and effect Wreathed in Merriment (Moxie Percent: +10)
> bell-shaped Crimbo cookie is decent with size 4 and effect Fury of the Bells (Muscle Percent: +10)
> tree-shaped Crimbo cookie is good with size 2 and effect Yuletide Sappiness (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> grue egg omelette is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> twinkly wad is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> hot wad is good with size 1 and effect Frost Tea (Hot Resistance: +3)
> cold wad is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> spooky wad is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> stench wad is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> sleaze wad is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Valentine's Day cake is crappy with size 8 and effect none ()
> gloomy mushroom wine is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> oily mushroom wine is good with size 4 and effect Boo Tea (Spooky Damage: +30)
> Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob Goblin learning pill is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob Goblin eyedrops is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob Goblin nasal spray is good with size 1 and effect Empathy (Familiar Weight: +5)
> bottle of Domesticated Turkey is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> bottle of Definit is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> bottle of Calcutta Emerald is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of Lieutenant Freeman is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> bottle of Jorge Sinsonte is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> boxed champagne is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> kumquat is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> tangerine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> cocktail onion is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> raspberry is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> kiwi is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> whiskey bittersweet is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> mimosette is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> tequila sunset is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> zmobie is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> gin and tonic is decent with size 5 and effect Improprie Tea (Sleaze Damage: +30)
> vodka and tonic is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> vodka gibson is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> gibson is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> parisian cathouse is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> rabbit punch is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> caipifruta is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> teqiwila is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Divine is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Gordon Bennett is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> tangarita is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> mandarina colada is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> gimlet is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> yellow brick road is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> vodka stratocaster is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Neuromancer is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> prussian cathouse is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Mae West is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Mon Tiki is EPIC with size 4 and effect Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini (Cold Spell Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +2)
> teqiwila slammer is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Knob lo mein is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> asparagus lo mein is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Knoll lo mein is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> spooky lo mein is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> olive lo mein is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> hot hi mein is crappy with size 4 and effect Ripping, Dripping (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> cold hi mein is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> spooky hi mein is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> stinky hi mein is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> sleazy hi mein is crappy with size 3 and effect Fangs and Pangs ()
> astronaut ice-cream is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> ultimate wad is EPIC with size 1 and effect Happy Salamander (Familiar Weight: +3)
> ice stein is  with size  and effect none ()
> around the world is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Grimacite Bock is decent with size 7 and effect none ()
> wedge of gray cheese is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> foie gras is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> royal jelly taco is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> tofu taco is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> jumping bean taco is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> catgut taco is decent with size 2 and effect Mmmmmelon (Item Drop: +30)
> goat cheese taco is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> pr0n taco is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> fricasseed brains is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> brains casserole is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> bottle of popskull is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> stale baguette is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> ancient frozen dinner is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> crazy little Turkish delight is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Ram's Face Lager is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Manetwich is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> bottle of Pinot Renoir is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> desiccated apricot is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> flute of flat champagne is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> dehydrated caviar is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> snifter of thoroughly aged brandy is decent with size 2 and effect Browbeaten (Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (Muscle): +2)
> cherry pie is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> strawberry pie is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> lemon meringue pie is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Genalen&trade; Bottle is decent with size 1 and effect Brother Smothers's Blessing (Booze Drop: +30)
> mixed wildflower greens is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> handful of walnuts is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> nutty organic salad is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> super salad is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> tofu wonton is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> frat brats is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> knob ka-bobs is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> can of Swiller is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> blackberry is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> bottle of ultravitamins is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> antique bottle of cough syrup is good with size 1 and effect Danish Cunning (Pickpocket Chance: +25)
> tube of hair oil is EPIC with size 1 and effect Okee-Dokee, Smokee (Spell Damage Percent: +20)
> ballroom blintz is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> guy made of bee pollen is crappy with size 1 and effect Beta Carotene Overdose (Item Drop: +50)
> plate of franks and beans is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> shot of blackberry schnapps is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> flask of peppermint schnapps is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> candy stake is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> spooky eggnog is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> ancient unspeakable fruitcake is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> gingerbread horror is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> bat-shaped Crimboween cookie is good with size 6 and effect Bells in the Batfry (Moxie Percent: +10)
> skull-shaped Crimboween cookie is crappy with size 3 and effect Bells in the Batfry (Moxie Percent: +10)
> tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie is good with size 3 and effect Crimbo Epiphany (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> super ka-bob is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> beer basted brat is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> stunt nuts is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> wet stew is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> sausage wonton is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> dusty bottle of Merlot is EPIC with size 3 and effect Lit Up (Hot Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +20)
> dusty bottle of Port is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> dusty bottle of Pinot Noir is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> dusty bottle of Zinfandel is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> dusty bottle of Marsala is awesome with size 1 and effect Puzzle Fury (Spell Damage Percent: +25)
> dusty bottle of Muscat is EPIC with size 3 and effect Tasting the Rainbow (Hot Damage: +2, Cold Damage: +2, Stench Damage: +2, Spooky Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2)
> Better Than Cuddling Cake is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> black pudding is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Blackfly Chardonnay is EPIC with size 10 and effect none ()
> black & tan is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> black forest cake is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> black forest ham is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> banana is crappy with size 10 and effect Big (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> banana cream pie is crappy with size 4 and effect Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (Initiative: +20)
> banana daiquiri is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bungle in the jungle is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Supernova Champagne is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> bowl of Bounty-Os is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Oreille Divis&eacute;e brandy is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> McMillicancuddy's Special Lager is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> melted Jell-o shot is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> cruelty-free wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> thistle wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> fishy fish is decent with size 4 and effect Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1)
> fishy fish casserole is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> fishy fish lasagna is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> gnatloaf is decent with size 8 and effect none ()
> gnatloaf casserole is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> gnat lasagna is awesome with size 10 and effect none ()
> long pork chop sandwiches is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> long pork casserole is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> long pork lasagna is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> cactus fruit is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> centipede eggs is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> hot date is awesome with size 7 and effect none ()
> distilled fortified wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> tasty tart is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Knob pasty is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> thermos full of Knob coffee is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> savoy truffle is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> unidentified jerky is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> S.T.L.T. is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> honey-dew is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> white Xanadian is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> escargotsicle is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of realpagne is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> not-a-pipe is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> flask of Amontillado is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> can-can-in-a-can is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> patent antipsychotics is crappy with size 1 and effect Craft Tea ()
> Mariner's Friend cough drops is good with size 1 and effect Jungle Juiced ()
> shot of nepenthe schnapps is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> handful of moss is decent with size 1 and effect Jittery (MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3)
> bit-o-cactus is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> ancient protein powder is good with size 1 and effect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (Item Drop: +20)
> handful of nuts and berries is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> cup of primitive beer is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> bowl of rye sprouts is good with size 9 and effect none ()
> cob of corn is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> juniper berries is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> plum is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> pear is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> peach is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> plum wine is decent with size 8 and effect none ()
> shot of pear schnapps is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> shot of peach schnapps is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> bunch of square grapes is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> brown sugar cane is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> sandwich of the gods is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster is EPIC with size 3 and effect Takin' It Greasy (Sleaze Damage: +15)
> enchanted leopard-print barbell is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> boilermaker is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> steel lasagna is quest with size 3 and effect none ()
> steel margarita is quest with size 2 and effect none ()
> steel-scented air freshener is crappy with size 1 and effect Cravin' for a Ravin' (Meat Drop: +100)
> Crimbo pie is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> pear tart is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> peach pie is crappy with size 10 and effect none ()
> digital key lime pie is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> star key lime pie is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of cooking sherry is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> antique packet of ketchup is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> accidental cider is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> dire fudgesicle is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> moonberry wine cooler is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> fine aged cheddarwurst is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> delicious swamp muck is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Spooky Surprise Egg is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> shot of rotgut is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> yam candy is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> tube of cranberry Go-Goo is good with size 3 and effect Salt Rockin' (Moxie: +30)
> single-serving herbal stuffing is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> packet of tofurkey gravy is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> tofurkey nugget is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> creamsicle is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> cream stout is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> bilge wine is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> vinegar-soaked lemon slice is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> corpse on the beach is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> corpsetini is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> corpsedriver is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Corpse Island iced tea is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> red-headed corpse is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> kamicorpse-ee is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> purple corpsel is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> corpsebite is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> cursed black pearl onion is awesome with size 4 and effect How to Scam Tourists (Meat Drop: [300*zone(Dinseylandfill)])
> cursed sea biscuit is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> cursed bottle of rum is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> cursed bottle of black-label rum is EPIC with size 8 and effect none ()
> nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear is decent with size 3 and effect Influence of Sphere (Pool Skill: +5)
> nanite-infested candy cane is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> nanite-infested fruitcake is crappy with size 9 and effect none ()
> nanite-infested eggnog is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> laser-broiled pear is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> roasted marshmallow is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> tin cup of mulligan stew is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> turtle soup is awesome with size 2 and effect [598]A Little Bit Evil (Monster Level: +2)
> evil boring spaghetti is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> evil delicious noodles is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> evil delicious spicy noodles is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> evil painful penne pasta is decent with size 2 and effect Stands Alone (Stench Damage: +10)
> 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> evil ravioli della hippy is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> evil spicy noodles is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> an evil little sump'm sump'm is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> evil ducha de oro is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> evil horizontal tango is EPIC with size 7 and effect none ()
> evil roll in the hay is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> bottle of sewage schnapps is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> bottle of Ooze-O is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> C.H.U.M. chum is decent with size 7 and effect none ()
> unfortunate dumplings is crappy with size 9 and effect none ()
> vanilla-frosted king cake is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> delicious salad is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> epic wad is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> jar of fermented pickle juice is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> voodoo snuff is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> extra-greasy slider is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> frozen banquet is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Ralph IX cognac is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> banana-frosted king cake is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> mole mol&eacute; is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Morlock's Mark Bourbon is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> glimmering roc feather is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> glimmering phoenix feather is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> glimmering penguin feather is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> glimmering buzzard feather is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> glimmering raven feather is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> glimmering great tit feather is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Hodgman's blanket is EPIC with size 8 and effect none ()
> jar of squeeze is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> bowl of fishysoisse is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> prismatic wad is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> white-label gin is EPIC with size 2 and effect Elemental Mastery (Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5)
> tin rations is crappy with size 8 and effect none ()
> bottle of sake is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> Bash-&#332;s cereal is awesome with size 6 and effect none ()
> blueberry-frosted king cake is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> beefy fish meat is awesome with size 3 and effect Fishy ()
> glistening fish meat is crappy with size 1 and effect Fishy ()
> slick fish meat is awesome with size 5 and effect Fishy ()
> bottle of Pete's Sake is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> fancy canap&eacute;s is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> thermos of brew is decent with size 1 and effect Seal Clubbing Frenzy (Muscle: +2)
> giant glass of brandy is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> sea carrot is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> sea cucumber is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> sea avocado is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> sea lychee is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> sea tangelo is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> sea honeydew is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> berry-infused sake is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> citrus-infused sake is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> melon-infused sake is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> white rice is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> irradiated candy cane is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> gingerbread mutant bugbear is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> oozenog is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> blob-shaped Crimbo cookie is decent with size 1 and effect Amorphous Cheer (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> canteen of wine is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> toast with jam is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> elven moonshine is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> knuckle sandwich is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> can of franks 'n' beans is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of peppermint schnapps is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> salinated mint julep is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> tempura carrot is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> tempura cucumber is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> tempura avocado is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> sea broccoli is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> sea cauliflower is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> tempura broccoli is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> tempura cauliflower is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> sea blueberry is crappy with size 2 and effect Top Dog (Moxie Percent: +50, Pickpocket Chance: +10)
> sea persimmon is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> packet of beer nuts is good with size 9 and effect none ()
> white chocolate chip brownies is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> slug of vodka is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> slug of rum is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> slug of shochu is decent with size 8 and effect none ()
> screwdiver is EPIC with size 8 and effect Dirge of Dreadfulness (Spooky Damage: +12, Spooky Spell Damage: +12)
> dew yoana lei is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> lychee chuhai is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> salacious screwdiver is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> dew yoana salacious lei is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> salacious lychee chuhai is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Alewife&trade; Ale is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> bottle of melodramamine is EPIC with size 1 and effect Peppermint Bite (Muscle: +5)
> bottle of extra-strength melodramamine is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> chocolate-frosted king cake is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> sea radish is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> tempura radish is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Typical Tavern swill is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> tropical swill is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> fruity girl swill is decent with size 9 and effect Turkey-Ambitious (Initiative: +25, Meat Drop: +50)
> blended frozen swill is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> agua de vida is decent with size 1 and effect Fungal Fortification (Damage Absorption: +200)
> slimy sweetbreads is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> slimy fermented bile bladder is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> slimy alveolus is EPIC with size 1 and effect Infernal Thirst (Booze Drop: +200)
> glass of baboon milk is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> banana milkshake is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> White Hyborian is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> cupcake-in-a-cup is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> protein paste is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> sham champagne is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> pebblebr&auml;u is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> rocky road ice cream is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> fancy beef jerky is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> decanter of fine Scotch is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> expensive cigar is EPIC with size 1 and effect You Know What's Up (Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> chocolate-covered scarab beetle is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> mulled cider is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> candy kneecapping stick is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> licorice garrote is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> jawbruiser is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> expired can of franks 'n' beans is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> expired bottle of peppermint schnapps is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> penguin focaccia bread is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> herringcello is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> elven cellocello is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Instant Karma is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> walrus ice cream is good with size 5 and effect Nature's Bounty (Maximum HP: +300, HP Regen Min: 80, HP Regen Max: 100)
> beautiful soup is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Humpty Dumplings is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> missing wine is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> yellow matter custard is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Tiger-lily's milk is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> powdered donut is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bucket of honey is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> dragon snaps is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> rook cookie is good with size 3 and effect Nasty, Nasty Breath (Stench Damage: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +40)
> bishop cookie is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> knight cookie is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> king cookie is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> queen cookie is decent with size 3 and effect Towering Strength (Muscle Percent: [100+2*min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))])
> world's most unappetizing beverage is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> raisin is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> a dance upon the palate is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> squirmy violent party snack is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> six tiny wedges of goat cheese is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> plastic cup of beer is good with size 1 and effect Engorged Weapon (Weapon Damage: +10)
> sun-dried tofu is decent with size 2 and effect Oversaturated Palate ()
> soyburger juice is good with size 2 and effect Oversaturated Palate ()
> Cinco Mayo Lager is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> pawn cookie is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> coffee pixie stick is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> poisonous caviar is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> booze-soaked cherry is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> giant marshmallow is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> sponge cake is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> gin-soaked blotter paper is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> lemon popsicle is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> orange popsicle is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> strawberry popsicle is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> liver popsicle is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> liver and let pie is decent with size 7 and effect none ()
> badass pie is good with size 3 and effect Pork Power (Muscle: +10)
> shoo-fish pie is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> piping organ pie is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> igloo pie is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> stomach turnover is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> dead lights pie is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> throbbing organ pie is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> day-old beer is EPIC with size 6 and effect none ()
> plain old beer is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer is EPIC with size 1 and effect Loyal Tea (Familiar Weight: +5)
> bone meal is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> bone aperitif is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> pumpkin pie is awesome with size 7 and effect none ()
> pumpkin beer is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> CRIMBCOIDS mints is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> CRIMBCOLOAF is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> circular CRIMBCOOKIE is crappy with size 4 and effect Mystic Circle (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> triangular CRIMBCOOKIE is decent with size 3 and effect Triangle, Man (Muscle Percent: +10)
> square CRIMBCOOKIE is decent with size 3 and effect Square to be Hip (Moxie Percent: +10)
> CRIMBCO wine is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> toe jam toast is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> traffic jam toast is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> space jam toast is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> festive sausage is good with size 1 and effect Shortened (Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +2)
> holiday cheese log is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Knob jelly donut is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> overcookie is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> philosopher's scone is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Knob nuts is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> wasabi pocky is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> tobiko pocky is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> natto pocky is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> wasabi-infused sake is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> tobiko-infused sake is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> natto-infused sake is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> marshmallow flamb&eacute; is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> cranberry schnapps is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> breaded beer is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> soy cordial is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> astral hot dog is </font><font color=green>?</font><font color=red>?</font><font color=#999999>?</font><font color=blue> with size 1 and effect none ()
> astral pilsner is </font><font color=green>?</font><font color=red>?</font><font color=#999999>?</font><font color=blue> with size 1 and effect Norwhalloped (MP Regen Min: 6, MP Regen Max: 10)
> spaghetti con calaveras is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> popcorn is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> chaos popcorn is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> s'more is awesome with size  and effect none ()
> Russian Ice is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Jeppson's Malort is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> elven hardtack is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> elven squeeze is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> astral energy drink is ??? with size 1 and effect none ()
> wild honey pie is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> honey mead is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Saison du Lune is EPIC with size 5 and effect Sticky Fingers (Meat Drop: +20)
> Moonthril Schnapps is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Wrecked Generator is decent with size 2 and effect Sharp Weapon ()
> Spaghetti with Moonballs is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Crepes a la Lune is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Moon Pie is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> gooey paste is awesome with size 1 and effect Chari Tea (Meat Drop: +50)
> beastly paste is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> oily paste is decent with size 1 and effect Sparkling Consciousness (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> ectoplasmic paste is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> greasy paste is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> bug paste is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> hippy paste is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> orc paste is crappy with size 1 and effect The Strength... of the Future (Muscle Percent: +50, Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3)
> demonic paste is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> indescribably horrible paste is decent with size 1 and effect Memory of Resilience (Damage Absorption: +200)
> fishy paste is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> goblin paste is decent with size 1 and effect Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet (Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50)
> pirate paste is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> chlorophyll paste is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> strange paste is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Mer-kin paste is decent with size 1 and effect Human-Weird Thing Hybrid (Experience: +4)
> slimy paste is decent with size 1 and effect Greasy Visage (Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> penguin paste is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> elemental paste is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> cosmic paste is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> hobo paste is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Crimbo paste is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Ur-Donut is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> bucket of wine is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> ultrafondue is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Lumineux Limnio is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> Morto Moreto is decent with size 7 and effect none ()
> Temps Tempranillo is EPIC with size 9 and effect none ()
> Bordeaux Marteaux is awesome with size 7 and effect none ()
> Fromage Pinotage is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Beignet Milgranet is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Muschat is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> cool jelly donut is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> shrapnel jelly donut is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> occult jelly donut is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> thyme jelly donut is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> frozen danish is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> smashed danish is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> forbidden danish is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> cool cat claw is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> blunt cat claw is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> shadowy cat claw is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> cheezburger is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> toasted brie is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> phish stick is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Ecto-Cooler is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Blood Light is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Silver Bullet beer is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot; is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> The Cooler Out of Space is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> groose grease is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> ridiculous sandwich is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> ridiculous cocktail is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> peppermint patty is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Vodka Matryoshka is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Gin Mint is awesome with size 4 and effect Spooky Blur (Spooky Damage: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +30, Initiative: +20)
> Tequiz Navidad is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Mint Yulep is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Crimbojito is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Sangria de Menthe is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> fudgesicle is crappy with size 2 and effect Gleaming White Teeth (Moxie Percent: +50)
> fudge bunny is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> giant red gummi bear is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> giant green gummi bear is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> giant yellow gummi bear is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> red drunki-bear is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> green drunki-bear is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> yellow drunki-bear is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> jerky coins is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> Go-Wassail is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> berries of suffering is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> Barulio's bottle is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> green eggnog is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> green hamhock is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> PB&BP is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> club sandwich is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> corned-beef Reuben is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Drac & Tan is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Transylvania Sling is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Shot of the Living Dead is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Buttery Knob is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Slippery Knob is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Flaming Knob is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> Grasshopper is EPIC with size 9 and effect none ()
> Locust is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Plague of Locusts is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Red Dwarf is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Golden Mean is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Green Giant is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Aye Aye is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Aye Aye, Captain is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Humanitini is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> More Humanitini than Humanitini is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> Oh, the Humanitini is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Great Older Fashioned is decent with size 4 and effect Alpine Mintiness (Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Spell Damage: +25)
> Fuzzy Tentacle is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Crazymaker is decent with size 2 and effect Dreadful Sheen (Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5)
> Zoodriver is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Sloe Comfortable Zoo is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Suffering Sinner is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Suppurating Sinner is awesome with size 10 and effect none ()
> Sizzling Sinner is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Firewater is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Earth and Firewater is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> Earth, Wind and Firewater is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Slimosa is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Extra-slimy Slimosa is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Slimebite is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Cement Mixer is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Jackhammer is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Dump Truck is decent with size 2 and effect Educated (Sorta) (Sleaze Resistance: +5)
> Fauna Libre is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Chakra Libre is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Aura Libre is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Sazerorc is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Sazuruk-hai is EPIC with size 3 and effect Good with the Ladies (Experience: +3)
> Flaming Sazerorc is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Green Velvet is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Green Muslin is decent with size 5 and effect I See Everything Thrice! (Item Drop: +33)
> Green Burlap is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> Mohobo is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Moonshine Mohobo is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> Flaming Mohobo is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Drunken Philosopher is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Drunken Neurologist is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Drunken Astrophysicist is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Dark & Starry is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Black Hole is good with size 1 and effect Mmmmmelon (Item Drop: +30)
> Event Horizon is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Herring Daiquiri is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Herring Wallbanger is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> Herringtini is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Lollipop Drop is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Candy Alexander is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Candicaine is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Caipiranha is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Flying Caipiranha is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> Flaming Caipiranha is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Punchplanter is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Doublepunchplanter is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Haymaker is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> glowing fungus is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> nailswurst is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> used beer is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> slap and slap again is awesome with size 3 and effect Mucilaginous Moxiousness (Moxie Percent: +200)
> gunpowder burrito is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> beery blood is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> watered-down Red Minotaur is decent with size 1 and effect Spooky Flavor (Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +2)
> P.B.L.T. is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> FDKOL hotcakes is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> fiery wing is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> angst burger is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> 5-hour acrimony is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> forbidden sausage is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> bag of GORP is good with size 7 and effect Fever From the Flavor (Cold Resistance: +9)
> water purification pills is decent with size 3 and effect Butt-Rock Hair (Moxie Percent: +15)
> CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot; is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> bag of GORF is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> bag of QWOP is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> CSA cheerfulness ration is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> crappy brain is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> decent brain is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> good brain is crappy with size 4 and effect Egg-headedness (Mysticality Percent: +10)
> boss brain is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> hunter brain is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> idiot brain is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> skeleton quiche is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> crystal skeleton vodka is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Unconscious Collective Dream Jar is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> slice of pizza is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> tankard of ale is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> hamburger is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> bottle of wine is decent with size 4 and effect Purpose (Experience Percent (Muscle): +25)
> whole roasted chicken is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> shining goblet is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> backwoods screwdriver is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> artisanal limoncello is awesome with size 6 and effect none ()
> incredible pizza is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis is good with size 3 and effect Woad Warrior (Muscle: +25)
> cheap Chinese beer is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> roasted duck is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> dead meat bun is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> carrot cake is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> carrot claret is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> carrot juice is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Hundred Headed IPA is decent with size 3 and effect 20/20 Vision (Item Drop: +10)
> old chum is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate hard-boiled egg is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate fried egg is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> consummate egg salad is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> consummate bagel is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> consummate sliced bread is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate hot dog bun is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> consummate brownie is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate toast is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> passable stout is awesome with size 8 and effect Sweet and Green (Weapon Damage: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +15)
> consummate soup is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> consummate corn chips is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate salad is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate salsa is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> consummate sauerkraut is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> consummate cheese slice is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate melted cheese is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> consummate bacon is decent with size 4 and effect Fortunate Resolve (Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +10)
> consummate meatloaf is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> consummate steak is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate cold cuts is awesome with size 8 and effect Adventurer's Best Friendship (Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50)
> consummate frankfurter is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> consummate french fries is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> consummate baked potato is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> acceptable vodka is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> consummate ice cream is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> consummate whipped cream is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> consummate sour cream is crappy with size 2 and effect Little Mouse Skull Buddy ()
> consummate strawberries is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> consummate sorbet is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> adequate rum is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> mediocre lager is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> immaculate grilled cheese is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> immaculate ice cream sandwich is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> immaculate hot dog is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> immaculate egg salad sandwich is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> perfect sandwich is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> perfect chef salad is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> perfect breakfast is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> sublime deluxe hot dog is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> sublime stew is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> sublime nachos is crappy with size 10 and effect none ()
> Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> Loaded Baked Potato is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Omega Sundae is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Das Sauerlager is decent with size 7 and effect none ()
> Bologna Lambic is EPIC with size 7 and effect none ()
> Vodka Dog is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Disappointed Russian is good with size 4 and effect Sugar High (Mysticality Percent: +30)
> Chunky Mary is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Nachojito is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Le Roi is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Over Easy Rider is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> giant grain of protein powder is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> open sauce is decent with size 7 and effect none ()
> Ye Olde Meade is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> giant heirloom grape tomato is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> stolen sushi is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> can of the cheapest beer is EPIC with size 5 and effect Big (Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot; is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> single swig of vodka is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> root beer is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> flavorless gruel is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> mana curds is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> vampire chowder is crappy with size 2 and effect Stop and Smell the Fudge ()
> Dreadsylvanian stew is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> white Dreadsylvanian is EPIC with size 3 and effect Warm Belly (Hot Damage: [+3*D])
> Gets-You-Drunk is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> ghost pepper is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of Bloodweiser is EPIC with size 2 and effect Vinegavotte (Item Drop: +20)
> electric Kool-Aid is decent with size 1 and effect Dexteri Tea (Moxie: +50)
> Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> bloody kiwitini is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> stinkwater is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> accidental mutton is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Thriller Ice is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> blood sausage is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian hot pocket is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian cold pocket is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian stink pocket is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian hot toddy is EPIC with size 10 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian grimlet is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> dream of a dog is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> epic cluster is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Cold One is ??? with size 2 and effect Elbow Sauce (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> spaghetti breakfast is ??? with size 5 and effect none ()
> stepmom's booze is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> fountain 'soda' is good with size 9 and effect The Halls of Moxiousness (Experience (Moxie): +3)
> Cursed Punch is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> Bowl of Scorpions is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Fog Murderer is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> imitation White Russian is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> jungle floor wax is crappy with size 1 and effect Chock Full o' Nanites (Damage Absorption: +50, Weapon Damage: +20)
> exotic jungle fruit is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> junk food is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> junk yard is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> can of Drooling Monk is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> can of Impetuous Scofflaw is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of Old Pugilist is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> bottle of Professor Beer is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of Rapier Witbier is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of Race Car Red is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of Greedy Dog is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> bottle of Lambada Lambic is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> liquid bread is awesome with size 1 and effect Perception (Experience Percent (Moxie): +25)
> discocktail is EPIC with size 3 and effect Coy to the Hurled ()
> can of sardines is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> high-calorie sugar substitute is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> pat of butter is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> dinner roll is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> cold mashed potatoes is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> whole turkey leg is crappy with size 8 and effect none ()
> deviled egg is decent with size 4 and effect Sagittarius Rising (Ranged Damage: +30)
> gingerbread robot is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> petit 4.1 is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> nut-shaped Crimbo cookie is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> warbear feasting bread is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> warbear warrior bread is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> warbear thermoregulator bread is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> warbear feasting mead is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> warbear bearserker mead is awesome with size 5 and effect Frozen Shoulders (Cold Spell Damage: +11, Hot Resistance: +3)
> warbear blizzard mead is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> handful of Smithereens is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Every Day is Like This Sundae is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Miserable Pie is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> This Charming Flan is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> Irish Coffee, English Heart is EPIC with size 4 and effect Bloodstain-Resistant (HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10)
> Strikes Again Bigmouth is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> Paint A Vulgar Pitcher is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> pickled egg is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> cup of lukewarm tea is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> antimatter wad is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> warbear gyro is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> breakfast mess is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> breakfast miracle is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> grim fairy tale is good with size 1 and effect Elron's Explosive Etude (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> snow berries is decent with size 4 and effect You Read The Manual (Experience (Mysticality): +4)
> ice harvest is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> snow crab is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Ice Island Long Tea is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> En Una Fila Tequila is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Skully's hot chocolate is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Five Second Energy&trade; is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> snakebite is EPIC with size 4 and effect Thick, Sick (Damage Reduction: 5)
> candied pecan is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> pecan pie is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> candy mountain oyster is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> chocotini is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> candy carrot is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> candy carrot cake is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> mulberry is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> mulled berry wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> leftover canap&eacute;s is good with size 3 and effect Mercenary (Item Drop: +40)
> magnum of fancy champagne is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> witch's bread is crappy with size 9 and effect none ()
> mid-level medieval mead is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> cinnamon cannoli is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> expensive champagne is EPIC with size 6 and effect none ()
> fireman's lunch is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> ice cream sandwich is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> plumber's lunch is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> nachos of the night is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> can of Adultwitch&trade; is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> large tankard of ale is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> humble pie is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> unnamed cocktail is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> sweet roll Alabama is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> Green Manalishi is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> eagle's milk is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> fleetwood mac 'n' cheese is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Flamin' Whatshisname is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> custard pie is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> tea for one is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> bottle of Evermore is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> red red wine is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> red rum is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Murderer's Punch is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> red velvet cake is decent with size 3 and effect Je Ne Sais Porquoise (Moxie Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +6, Item Drop: +5)
> mini-martini is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> molotov soda is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> amok pudding is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> haunted battery is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> electric snakebite is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> synthetic marrow is decent with size 1 and effect Covetous Robbery ()
> the funk is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> gunky chicken is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> moose chocolate is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> painting of a glass of wine is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> sheet cake is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> deluxe layer cake is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> red hot boilermaker is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> bottle of laundry sherry is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> extra-flat panini is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> Psychotic Train wine is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> pie man was not meant to eat is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> actual tapas is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> Beefy Crunch Pastaco is decent with size 3 and effect Sparkling Consciousness (Mysticality Percent: +100)
> Brain Food Pastaco is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Cool Brunch Pastaco is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Medical Pastaco is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Energy Buzz Pastaco is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> Ludovico Pastaco is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> overpowering mushroom wine is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> complex mushroom wine is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> smooth mushroom wine is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> blood-red mushroom wine is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> buzzing mushroom wine is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> swirling mushroom wine is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco is good with size 4 and effect Dragged Through the Coals (Hot Damage: +100)
> regular-size brogurt is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> super-size brogurt is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> broberry brogurt is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> brocolate brogurt is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> French bronilla brogurt is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Rompedores de Fantasmas is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> La Fantasma y La Oscuridad is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Mornington crescent roll is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> glass of bourbon is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> government cheese is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> loaf of alien bread is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> grilled cheese sandwich is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> alien protein powder is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> rocket fuel is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> stealth bomber is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> space port is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> white wine is decent with size 4 and effect Puddingface (Sleaze Damage: +20)
> ham steak is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> D roll is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> New Zealand iced tea is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> liquid shifting time weirdness is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> rack of dinosaur ribs is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> scotch on the rocks is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> glass of &quot;milk&quot; is good with size 8 and effect none ()
> cup of &quot;tea&quot; is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot; is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> Lucky Lindy is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Bee's Knees is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Sockdollager is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Ish Kabibble is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Hot Socks is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Phonus Balonus is good with size 5 and effect Rage of the Reindeer (Weapon Damage: +10, Muscle Percent: +10)
> Flivver is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Sloppy Jalopy is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Sogg-Os is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Wet Russian is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> filet of The Fish is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> legitimate business on the beach is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> jive turkey leg is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> unquiet spirits is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Strix stix is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> non-aged vinegar is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Xiblaxian ultraburrito is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Xiblaxian space-whiskey is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> They liver popsicle is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> residual zeal is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> &quot;meat&quot; stick is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> transdermal smoke patch is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> limp broccoli is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> initiative shawarma is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> warm war shawarma is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> karma shawarma is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> Jungle Juice is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Amnesiac Ale is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Highest Bitter is EPIC with size 6 and effect none ()
> seared dino steak is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of drinkin' gas is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> unidentifiable dried fruit is decent with size 6 and effect none ()
> flat cider is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> petit fortran is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> java cookie is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> cookie cookie is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> Friendly Turkey is EPIC with size 7 and effect none ()
> Agitated Turkey is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Ambitious Turkey is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> neutron lollipop is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> gamma nog is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> single atom is good with size 1 and effect Fungal Flambé (Hot Spell Damage: +100)
> whiskey in a broken glass is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> shot of mescal is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> glass of herbal tequila is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> mummified fig is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> mummified loaf of bread is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> mummified beef haunch is decent with size 1 and effect Radium Radicality (Moxie: +30)
> polyesterene powder is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> porcelain powder is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Choco-Mint patty is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> hot mint schnocolate is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> homeopathic mint tea is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> bowl of topioca is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> powdered gold is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> wickerbits is good with size 1 and effect Hagnk's Gratitude (Hot Spell Damage: +50, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> bakelite bits is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> aerosolized aerogel is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> wrought-iron flakes is crappy with size 1 and effect Nasty, Nasty Breath (Stench Damage: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +40)
> gabardine smithereens is decent with size 1 and effect You're Rubber (Damage Reduction: 20)
> fiberglass fibers is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> magical baguette is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> unflavored wine cooler is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> carton of snake milk is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> pigeon egg is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> premium malt liquor is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Cherrytastrophe wine cooler is good with size 1 and effect Piratey Flavor (Critical Hit Percent: +5)
> Radberry Rip wine cooler is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Orangemageddon wine cooler is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Breakfast Blast wine cooler is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Citrus Crush wine cooler is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> plain bagel is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> glob of cream cheese is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> loaf of soda bread is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> acceptable bagel is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> standard-issue cupcake is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> ultra-deluxe cupcake is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> popular tart is decent with size 4 and effect Twinklebritches (Damage Reduction: 3)
> nasty snuff is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> toxo is good with size 1 and effect Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet (Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50)
> Lemonade-235 is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Dinsey food-cone is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Dinsey Whinskey is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> unappetizing mayolus is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> uninteresting mayolus is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> acceptable mayolus is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> enticing mayolus is good with size 9 and effect none ()
> mouth-watering mayolus is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Afternoon Delight is good with size 9 and effect none ()
> pixel banana is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> pixel beer is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> pixel lemon is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> pixel daiquiri is good with size 4 and effect The Grass...  Is Blue... (Meat Drop: +40, Item Drop: +20)
> pestopiary is decent with size 4 and effect Adrenaline Rush (Muscle Percent: +100)
> crudles is decent with size 7 and effect none ()
> agnolotti arboli is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> spaghetti with ghost balls is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> succulent marrow is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> salacious crumbs is crappy with size 6 and effect none ()
> fusilli marrownarrow is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> suggestive strozzapreti is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> Mt. McLargeHuge oyster is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> linguini immondizia bianco is awesome with size 8 and effect none ()
> shells a la shellfish is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> mineapple is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> SMOOCH soda is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> smelted roe is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> lavawater is decent with size 3 and effect Disdain of She-Who-Was (Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +5)
> gooey lava globs is awesome with size 1 and effect Squatting and Thrusting (Experience (Muscle): +3)
> very hot lunch is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> asbestos thermos is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> disco biscuit is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Quaatorade&trade; is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> SMOOCH coffee cup is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> lava cake is decent with size 4 and effect Filled with Magic (Spell Damage Percent: +100)
> pink slime is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> devil hair pasta is crappy with size 9 and effect Black Lung ()
> spagecialetti is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> libertagliatelle is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> turkish mostaccioli is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> linguini of the sea is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Fettris is decent with size 4 and effect Sludgesick (Stench Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10)
> fusillocybin is awesome with size 4 and effect Discomfited (Initiative: +30)
> prescription noodles is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> blood-drive sticker is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> weird gazelle steak is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> sausage without a cause is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> emergency margarita is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> vintage smart drink is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bottle of Amontillado is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> barrel-aged martini is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> barrel pickle is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> barrel cracker is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> vibrating mushroom is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> cute mushroom is decent with size 1 and effect Broken Fast (Item Drop: +30)
> water log is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> cuppa Activi tea is EPIC with size 1 and effect Well-Oiled (Damage Absorption: +30, Damage Reduction: 10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1)
> cuppa Cruel tea is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> bowl of eyeballs is crappy with size 3 and effect Hopped Up on Goofballs (Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> bowl of mummy guts is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bowl of maggots is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> blood and blood is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Jack-O-Lantern beer is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> zombie is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> hamlet sandwich is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> ghost beer is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> iceberg lettuce is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> ice wine is awesome with size 10 and effect none ()
> ice porter is EPIC with size 8 and effect none ()
> ancient medicinal herbs is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> ice rice is good with size 8 and effect Stimulated Brain (MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 20)
> iced plum wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> abstraction: action is EPIC with size 1 and effect Good with the Ladies (Experience: +3)
> abstraction: thought is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> abstraction: sensation is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> abstraction: purpose is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> abstraction: category is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> abstraction: perception is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> abstraction: motion is decent with size 1 and effect OMG WTF (Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10)
> abstraction: joy is good with size 1 and effect Thaumodynamic (Experience Percent (Mysticality): +5)
> abstraction: certainty is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> abstraction: comprehension is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> VYKEA meatballs is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> VYKEA mead is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> tin of submardines is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> bottle of norwhiskey is EPIC with size 9 and effect none ()
> octolus oculus is EPIC with size 1 and effect Pumped Stomach (Adventure Underwater)
> perfect cosmopolitan is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> perfect negroni is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> perfect dark and stormy is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> perfect mimosa is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> perfect old-fashioned is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> perfect paloma is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> Crimbo salad is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> bread line is decent with size 2 and effect Lemon Enlightenment (Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +15)
> bark rootbeer is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> red ale is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Kudzu salad is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Mansquito Serum is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> Miss Graves' vermouth is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> The Plumber's mushroom stew is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> The Author's ink is decent with size 1 and effect Punch Another Day (Muscle: +30)
> The Mad Liquor is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Doc Clock's thyme cocktail is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Mr. Burnsger is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> robin flan is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> robin nog is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> plate of Frigid Northern Beans is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans is decent with size 8 and effect none ()
> plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> tainted milk is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> bear claw is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> rotting beefsteak is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> firemilk is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> moomy dust is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> rodeo whiskey is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> armored prawn is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> jumping horseradish is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> Sacramento wine is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> gallon of milk is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> delicious star salad is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade; is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> browser cookie is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> hacked gibson is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> hardboiled egg is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> Shot of Kardashian Gin is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Tea, Earl Grey, Hot is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> unidentified drink is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> leftover pasty is crappy with size 8 and effect none ()
> very fancy whiskey is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> raw sweet potato is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> raw green beans is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> raw stuffing is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> raw cranberry sauce is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> raw turkey is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> raw mincemeat is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> raw potato is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> raw gravy is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> raw bread is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> turkey blaster is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> candied sweet potatoes is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> green bean casserole is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> baked stuffing is good with size 10 and effect Stimulated Body (HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> cranberry cylinder is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> thanksgiving turkey is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> mince pie is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> mashed potatoes is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> warm gravy is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bread roll is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> leftovers is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> leftovers sandwich is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> eldritch extract is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> eldritch distillate is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> eldritch essence is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> eldritch elixir is EPIC with size 2 and effect Spiky Hair (Muscle: +6, Moxie: +6)
> animal part cracker is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> gingerbread wine is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> gingerbread mug is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> ginger beer is good with size 3 and effect Heart of Lavender (Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Item Drop: +10)
> high-end ginger wine is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> spiritual candy cane is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> spiritual eggnog is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> spiritual fruitcake is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> spiritual gingerbread is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> green-iced sweet roll is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> hambrosier is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> chakra-mental wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Black Angus blackburger is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> black brandy is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> Eldritch snap is good with size 6 and effect none ()
> hot jelly is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> cold jelly is awesome with size 1 and effect Well-preserved (HP Regen Min: 150, HP Regen Max: 200)
> spooky jelly is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> sleaze jelly is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> stench jelly is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> toast with hot jelly is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> toast with cold jelly is crappy with size 7 and effect none ()
> toast with spooky jelly is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> toast with sleaze jelly is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> toast with stench jelly is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> wax pancake is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> wax booze is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> sea jelly is good with size 1 and effect Ticking Clock (Initiative: +30)
> sea truffle is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> LOV Echinacea Bouquet is crappy with size 1 and effect On the Trolley (Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100)
> eldritch mushroom is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> eldritch mushroom pizza is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> literal grasshopper is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> double entendre is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Phlegethon is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Siberian sunrise is EPIC with size 3 and effect Locks Like the Raven (Moxie: +15)
> mentholated wine is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> low tide martini is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> shroomtini is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> morning dew is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> whiskey squeeze is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> great old fashioned is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Gnomish sagngria is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> vodka stinger is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> extremely slippery nipple is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> piscatini is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Churchill is EPIC with size 4 and effect Cockroach Scurry (Initiative: +50)
> soilzerac is decent with size 2 and effect Here to Kick Ass (Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> London frog is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> nothingtini is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> eighth plague is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> single entendre is good with size 3 and effect Towering Strength (Muscle Percent: [100+2*min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))])
> reverse Tantalus is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> elemental caipiroska is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> Feliz Navidad is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> Bloody Nora is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> moreltini is decent with size 4 and effect Berry Critical (Critical Hit Percent: +30)
> hell in a bucket is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> Newark is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> R'lyeh is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Gnollish sangria is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> vodka barracuda is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> Mysterious Island iced tea is good with size 4 and effect Full of Vinegar (Weapon Damage: [+1*D])
> drive-by shooting is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> gunner's daughter is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> dirt julep is EPIC with size 9 and effect none ()
> Simepore slime is EPIC with size 6 and effect none ()
> Phil Collins is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> edible alien plant bit is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> alien plant goo is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> alien meat is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> alien animal goo is good with size 1 and effect Space Tripping (Experience (Muscle): +4, Experience (Mysticality): +4, Experience (Moxie): +4)
> primitive alien salad is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> primitive alien booze is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Aldebaran sardines is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> Centauri fish wine is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> powdered oxygen is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> alien sandwich is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> Affirmation Cookie is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> basic martini is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> improved martini is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> splendid martini is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> meteoreo is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> meadeorite is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> DUFRESNE Suds is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> flask of port is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Hide-rox&trade; cookie is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> jug of booze is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> glyph of athleticism is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> transparent nog is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> unfinished fruitcake is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> neg grog is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> half double fruitcake is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> hushed puppy is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> muffled muffuletta is good with size 7 and effect none ()
> shushed potatoes is crappy with size 5 and effect none ()
> temperance whiskey is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Racisto Ruidoso is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> stale cheer wine is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> stale Cheer-E-Os is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> executive mime flask is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> nega-mushroom is good with size 4 and effect Arresistible (Moxie: +50)
> nega-mushroom wine is decent with size 10 and effect none ()
> mime army rations is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> mime army wine is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> mime army superserum is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> extra-toasted half sandwich is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> mulled hobo wine is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> ancient pills is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> furry pill is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> beefy pill is good with size 1 and effect Enraged (Muscle Percent: +10)
> excitement pill is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> vitamin G pill is decent with size 1 and effect Ripping, Dripping (Weapon Damage Percent: +50)
> lucky pill is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> dieting pill is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> heart-shaped candy whetstone is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Swedish massage fish is crappy with size 4 and effect Concentration (Spell Damage Percent: +10)
> Third Base is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Bustle Hustler is EPIC with size 2 and effect none ()
> magnificent oyster egg is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> brilliant oyster egg is crappy with size 1 and effect Elron's Explosive Etude (Spell Damage Percent: +50)
> glistening oyster egg is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> scintillating oyster egg is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> pearlescent oyster egg is crappy with size 1 and effect Hopped Up on Goofballs (Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20)
> lustrous oyster egg is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> gleaming oyster egg is awesome with size 1 and effect Rat-Faced (Moxie Percent: +10)
> FantasyRealm turkey leg is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> FantasyRealm mead is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> druidic s'more is good with size 10 and effect none ()
> sachet of strange powder is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> mourning wine is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> denastified haunch is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> bad rum and good cola is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> two meat muck is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> chocolate Ogre Chieftain is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot; is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> chocolate Spider Queen is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> hipster cocktail is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> good guava is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> gin and ginger is EPIC with size 5 and effect none ()
> gaseous gravy is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> Nightmare Fuel is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> PB&J with the crusts cut off is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> Purple Beast energy drink is EPIC with size 1 and effect Radium Radicality (Moxie: +30)
> everfull glass is </font><font color=green>?</font><font color=red>?</font><font color=#999999>?</font><font color=blue> with size 2 and effect none ()
> party beer bomb is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> sweet party mix is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> party balloon is EPIC with size 1 and effect Appeteyes (Food Drop: +50)
> TRIO cup of beer is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> party platter for one is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Party-in-a-Can&trade; is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> ghostly ectoplasm is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> haunted orange is good with size 5 and effect none ()
> haunted bottle of vodka is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> haunted pizza is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> haunted martini is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> haunted cherry pie is decent with size 8 and effect none ()
> haunted eggnog is good with size 3 and effect Be a Mind Master (Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 20)
> haunted Hell ramen is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> haunted gimlet is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> twice-haunted screwdriver is awesome with size 2 and effect none ()
> primitive candy cane is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> runny fermented egg is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> oldcake is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> traditional Crimbo cookie is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> grilled mooseflank is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> moosemeat pie is crappy with size 3 and effect none ()
> beavermouth is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> beaver punch (papaya) is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> beaver punch (peach) is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> beaver punch (cherry) is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> glass of raw eggs is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> punch-drunk punch is EPIC with size 5 and effect Hot Blooded (Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +2)
> body spradium is awesome with size 1 and effect Stuck-Up Hair ()
> antique beer is decent with size 4 and effect none ()
> yule gruel is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> hot watered rum is good with size 1 and effect none ()
> bottle of Crimbognac is good with size 2 and effect none ()
> Crimboysters Rockefeller is good with size 4 and effect none ()
> Crimbeau de toilette is decent with size 1 and effect Berry Defensive (Damage Reduction: 10, Damage Absorption: +100)
> marble molecules is EPIC with size 1 and effect none ()
> prototype stimulant is awesome with size 1 and effect none ()
> elf army field rations is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> martiny is decent with size 3 and effect none ()
> bloodstick is good with size 1 and effect Strength of Ten Ettins (Muscle Percent: +25)
> bottle of Sanguiovese is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> actual blood sausage is good with size 3 and effect none ()
> mulled blood is decent with size 5 and effect none ()
> blood snowcone is awesome with size 3 and effect none ()
> Red Russian is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> blood roll-up is crappy with size 4 and effect none ()
> dusty bottle of blood is decent with size 9 and effect none ()
> blood-soaked sponge cake is decent with size 1 and effect none ()
> vampagne is awesome with size 10 and effect Heart Aflame (Hot Damage: +50)
> plain snowcone is crappy with size 2 and effect Cinnamouth (Hot Damage: +11)
> bottle of dark rhum is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> bottle of super-extra-dark rhum is awesome with size 9 and effect none ()
> pineapple slab is crappy with size 2 and effect none ()
> hibiscus petal is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> oversized ice molecule is crappy with size 1 and effect none ()
> pewter shavings is awesome with size 1 and effect Notably Lovely (Moxie: +10, Ranged Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 10)
> pirate fork is </font><font color=green>?</font><font color=red>?</font><font color=#999999>?</font><font color=blue> with size 1 and effect none ()
> Island Landslide is awesome with size 4 and effect none ()
> Island Thunderstorm is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Island Hurricane is decent with size 2 and effect none ()
> Skull Punch is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Electric Punch is decent with size 3 and effect Wallflowering (Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 10)
> Smuggler's Punch is EPIC with size 4 and effect none ()
> Scorpion Bowl is awesome with size 5 and effect none ()
> Turtle Bowl is EPIC with size 3 and effect none ()
> Cobra Bowl is decent with size 2 and effect none ()