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- 1 = Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ҉ntelligent FallingҠTheory
- 2 = Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation
- 3 = Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
- 4 = U.S. Launches AIDS-Awareness Campaign In Botswana: ҙou All Have AIDS,ҠSays U.S.
- 5 = CIA Realizes Itӳ Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
- 6 = 18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate In Hometown
- 7 = Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years
- 8 = Struggling Lower-Class Still Unsure How Best To Fuck Selves With Vote
- 9 = Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
- 10 = Drugs Win War on Drugs
- 11 = Archaeologists Uncover Spooky Race of Skeleton People
- 12 = Rare Species Of Frog May Hold Cure To…Ah, Never Mind, It’s Extinct
- 13 = Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule by Swimming with Shirt On
- 14 = Peregrine Falcon Acting Pretty Cocky Since Being Taken Off Endangered Species List
- 15 = Michael Phelps Returns To Tank At Seaworld
- 16 = Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet
- 17 = Escaped Caterpillar On Rampage Through City
- 18 = Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think
- 19 = Brave Mountain Lion Fends Off Group Of Hikers
- 20 = Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports
- 21 = Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns
- 22 = Entire Refrigerator Rearranged To Accommodate Leftover KFC Bucket
- 23 = Dept. Of Homeland Security: 'Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?'
- 24 = Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal of Customers
- 25 = BP Executives Accuse Oil-covered Bird of Playing It Up
- 26 = Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs: 'Oh, Shit," Says Humanity.
- 27 = Martin Luther King, Jr.: "I had a really weird dream last night"
- 28 = Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy
- 29 = Frank Sinatra Warns Russia: Knock it Off
- 30 = Pharmaceutical Company Says Its New Anti-Depressant Is 'Worthless And Dumb'
- 31 = Crazy Palestinian Gunman Angered By Stereotypes
- 32 = 79 Percent Of Americans Missing The Point Entirely
- 34 = God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy: 'No,' Says God
- 35 = Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion- Clinic Attack
- 36 = Machines: Will they Replace the China-man?
- 37 = U.S. Soldiers Pull Out of Vietnamese Peasant Girl
- 38 = New E-toilet to Revolutionize Online Shitting
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