Ska is some guy that I met online
I first thought, “Damn, he has a nice behind.”
What’s his name? I don’t even know
Cody, Joseph, CJ? How about John Doe?
He makes me signatures that are pretty f*cked up
They’ll make you cringe like 2 girls, 1 cup,
He wants to go to Florida to some art school
But I’d rather have him here, naked in my pool,
His accent is weird, a Texas-Cali mix
At least he doesn’t sound like one of those southern hicks,
He is my lover, forever this is true
In McDonald’s bathrooms is where we “do the do”,
Although his “size” isn’t exactly up to par
He can eat me like I’m a goddamn Hershey bar,
“Did she just say that?” Hell yes I did
I’d rather do that than get knocked up with a kid,
Ska is my best buddy, though he is a manwhore
He wants me to buy him Minecraft cuz he’s too damn poor,
I gotta admit, his poems are really clever
Just another reason why I’ll less than three him forever <3