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  1. FEB 14 - 4:36PM
  2. LexiiLuv: boy luke, ya sure are hung
  3.  
  4. FEB 14 - 4:38PM
  5. ZodiacSlaughter: Hi Lex.
  6.  
  7. FEB 14 - 4:41PM
  8. smittykitty: I love Gordon Ramsey
  9.  
  10. FEB 14 - 4:45PM
  11. LexiiLuv: i love u
  12.  
  13. FEB 14 - 4:46PM
  14. smittykitty: <3333
  15.  
  16. smittykitty: I love you too so much
  17.  
  18. Creedictator: lol lez
  19.  
  20. smittykitty: Hot though
  21.  
  22. ericksn20: hello all
  23.  
  24. smittykitty: Hey Erick :)
  25.  
  26. FEB 14 - 4:47PM
  27. LexiiLuv: <3
  28.  
  29. FEB 14 - 4:48PM
  30. ericksn20: hi
  31.  
  32. smittykitty: How are you?
  33.  
  34. FEB 14 - 4:50PM
  35. ericksn20: bad
  36.  
  37. FEB 14 - 4:51PM
  38. smittykitty: Oh :(
  39.  
  40. timeoutuk: Hi all
  41.  
  42. smittykitty: How are you? :)
  43.  
  44. timeoutuk: fine n'dandy
  45.  
  46. smittykitty: I'm glad to head
  47.  
  48. timeoutuk: everyone good?
  49.  
  50. smittykitty: Hear*
  51.  
  52. FEB 14 - 4:52PM
  53. smittykitty: I'm okay
  54.  
  55. timeoutuk: just wondering do peps also play whilst in Aimless or are you all just here for the giggles?
  56.  
  57. FEB 14 - 4:53PM
  58. smittykitty: I literally just sit here and wait for people to talk
  59.  
  60. Creedictator: guys what r ur typing speeds
  61.  
  62. timeoutuk: have you not trie nay of hte games?
  63.  
  64. smittykitty: Slow at the moment
  65.  
  66. LexiiLuv: im playing bloons td 5 on my phone
  67.  
  68. smittykitty: I have but I'm not interested in them
  69.  
  70. timeoutuk: fair enough
  71.  
  72. FEB 14 - 4:54PM
  73. ericksn20: can u help me
  74.  
  75. timeoutuk: this reminds me of the old yahoo chat rooms
  76.  
  77. smittykitty: Maybe, depends why you're sad
  78.  
  79. FEB 14 - 4:57PM
  80. timeoutuk: Einstein developed a theory about space
  81.  
  82. timeoutuk: And it was about time too...
  83.  
  84. ericksn20: brb
  85.  
  86. FEB 14 - 5:00PM
  87. SpaceMoose: take your time
  88.  
  89. timeoutuk: lol. What is Bloons TD 5 Lexi?
  90.  
  91. SpaceMoose: Is a sex-based idle game
  92.  
  93. FEB 14 - 5:01PM
  94. timeoutuk: lol. Just think of hte market
  95.  
  96. FEB 14 - 5:02PM
  97. timeoutuk: SpaceMosose - thats more like what Sting and Truddie did/do
  98.  
  99. FEB 14 - 5:03PM
  100. SpaceMoose: Tantra
  101.  
  102. timeoutuk: indeed
  103.  
  104. timeoutuk: Its all about the idle
  105.  
  106. SpaceMoose: I just had an uncomfortably dry bowel movement
  107.  
  108. FEB 14 - 5:04PM
  109. smittykitty: Want me to kiss it better?
  110.  
  111. FEB 14 - 5:05PM
  112. timeoutuk: thats probably a no
  113.  
  114. Creedictator: u need more fluids moose
  115.  
  116. FEB 14 - 5:07PM
  117. SpaceMoose: Yes please
  118.  
  119. timeoutuk: 1 litre a day keeps the waste slipping away
  120.  
  121. smittykitty: Too slow
  122.  
  123. smittykitty: I struggle to get like 500mls
  124.  
  125. smittykitty: I'm really bad with water
  126.  
  127. smittykitty: Or drinks
  128.  
  129. timeoutuk: people often mistake hunger for thirst
  130.  
  131. timeoutuk: sorry - wrong way round
  132.  
  133. smittykitty: I never mistake hunger
  134.  
  135. FEB 14 - 5:08PM
  136. smittykitty: I never stop eating
  137.  
  138. timeoutuk: thirst for hunger
  139.  
  140. smittykitty: Ergo I can never be hungry
  141.  
  142. timeoutuk: heh
  143.  
  144. SpaceMoose: Satiety
  145.  
  146. timeoutuk: thats a good tactic with only a few flaws
  147.  
  148. FEB 14 - 5:09PM
  149. smittykitty: Moose half the words you say I have to Google
  150.  
  151. smittykitty: Like a talking dictionary
  152.  
  153. SpaceMoose: You're welcome!
  154.  
  155. smittykitty: :D
  156.  
  157. FEB 14 - 5:10PM
  158. SpaceMoose: Time to walk the dog.
  159.  
  160. smittykitty: You have a dog?!
  161.  
  162. timeoutuk: nice google on Satiety. Either its a good sign or a very bad sign...
  163.  
  164. FEB 14 - 5:11PM
  165. Creedictator: that's bad, smitty
  166.  
  167. Creedictator: ur kidney needs water to stay sober
  168.  
  169. Creedictator: otherwise it'll get stoned
  170.  
  171. FEB 14 - 5:12PM
  172. blueshark23: rawr
  173.  
  174. smittykitty: I've been like it for years
  175.  
  176. FEB 14 - 5:16PM
  177. blueshark23: muda what happened to the russian
  178.  
  179. FEB 14 - 5:17PM
  180. 1aMUDAa1: no idea
  181.  
  182. FEB 14 - 5:20PM
  183. Creedictator: i had vladimir take care of him
  184.  
  185. FEB 14 - 5:21PM
  186. 1aMUDAa1: happy valentinesday btw
  187.  
  188. 1aMUDAa1: to all my casual love affairs
  189.  
  190. FEB 14 - 5:23PM
  191. smittykitty: We love you too
  192.  
  193. FEB 14 - 5:24PM
  194. 1aMUDAa1: thx i was starting to get sad
  195.  
  196. smittykitty: c:
  197.  
  198. FEB 14 - 5:26PM
  199. DonkeyKing85: hello.
  200.  
  201. smittykitty: Hey Donk
  202.  
  203. FEB 14 - 5:27PM
  204. smittykitty: Happy valentine's day
  205.  
  206. FEB 14 - 5:29PM
  207. 1aMUDAa1: I love you donk
  208.  
  209. 1aMUDAa1: with all my meat
  210.  
  211. 1aMUDAa1: heart*
  212.  
  213. FEB 14 - 5:32PM
  214. smittykitty: Easy mistake to make
  215.  
  216. FEB 14 - 5:33PM
  217. DonkeyKing85: thats nice,muda.
  218.  
  219. 1aMUDAa1: just a run of the mill typo
  220.  
  221. FEB 14 - 5:34PM
  222. cnw017: bru
  223.  
  224. FEB 14 - 5:35PM
  225. DonkeyKing85: finally,i can take a break from school.
  226.  
  227. FEB 14 - 5:37PM
  228. DonkeyKing85: i should take a nap.
  229.  
  230. FEB 14 - 5:38PM
  231. blueshark23: hmmmm
  232.  
  233. blueshark23: donkey is in europe
  234.  
  235. blueshark23: I can tell he not in north america
  236.  
  237. DonkeyKing85: no.
  238.  
  239. FEB 14 - 5:39PM
  240. HumanBeing142: you think its night in europe?
  241.  
  242. DonkeyKing85: its 4 o'clock
  243.  
  244. smittykitty: It's 2:40pm for me
  245.  
  246. blueshark23: since I just woke up a really early in the morning
  247.  
  248. DonkeyKing85: we
  249.  
  250. DonkeyKing85: well
  251.  
  252. blueshark23: 6am for me
  253.  
  254. DonkeyKing85: must be a bit further away
  255.  
  256. FEB 14 - 5:40PM
  257. blueshark23: in the us
  258.  
  259. blueshark23: by
  260.  
  261. smittykitty: I'm in the UK
  262.  
  263. FEB 14 - 5:49PM
  264. SpaceMoose: motorboat
  265.  
  266. FEB 14 - 5:51PM
  267. smittykitty: Spoomse I need to know what dog you have
  268.  
  269. SpaceMoose: shihtzu
  270.  
  271. SpaceMoose: Her name is Cookie Monster, and she's 14 earth years old
  272.  
  273. SpaceMoose: And she's my best friend
  274.  
  275. smittykitty: ******* hell
  276.  
  277. smittykitty: She's doing well
  278.  
  279. FEB 14 - 5:52PM
  280. SpaceMoose: She's half-blind, but doing well yes
  281.  
  282. smittykitty: Awww
  283.  
  284. smittykitty: I love her
  285.  
  286. SpaceMoose: She's great
  287.  
  288. ericksn20: i'm back and in a better mood
  289.  
  290. Killgorn50: Run you fools.....
  291.  
  292. SpaceMoose: Good, Noah!
  293.  
  294. SpaceMoose: You had a rough week
  295.  
  296. FEB 14 - 5:53PM
  297. ericksn20: i know
  298.  
  299. SpaceMoose: I wish people wouldn't bully you
  300.  
  301. FEB 14 - 5:54PM
  302. ericksn20: i do to
  303.  
  304. SpaceMoose: It bums me out
  305.  
  306. smittykitty: As do I
  307.  
  308. smittykitty: Bullies are just taking their pain out on you and it's not fair
  309.  
  310. FEB 14 - 5:56PM
  311. SpaceMoose: They're dicks
  312.  
  313. FEB 14 - 5:58PM
  314. DonkeyKing85: and not the good,throbbing kind
  315.  
  316. DonkeyKing85: look like an exploded sausage
  317.  
  318. smittykitty: So they're not even being as good job of what they're trying to be
  319.  
  320. ericksn20: im bored
  321.  
  322. FEB 14 - 5:59PM
  323. LexiiLuv: i hunger
  324.  
  325. marksdaniels2: I have typen the 4 forbidden characthers of the keyboard.
  326.  
  327. marksdaniels2: which are e621
  328.  
  329. FEB 14 - 6:00PM
  330. marksdaniels2: i wanted to look up some spicy "changed" "comics"
  331.  
  332. DonkeyKing85: i'm eating an apple.
  333.  
  334. DonkeyKing85: yes,this was very necessary to tell.
  335.  
  336. FEB 14 - 6:01PM
  337. marksdaniels2: (theres a game called changed btw)
  338.  
  339. marksdaniels2: (and the comics, yes i meant porn)
  340.  
  341. smittykitty: Oh, hi Mark
  342.  
  343. FEB 14 - 6:02PM
  344. marksdaniels2: i looked up e621
  345.  
  346. FEB 14 - 6:03PM
  347. marksdaniels2: but i'm still not a furry
  348.  
  349. smittykitty: That's unfortunate
  350.  
  351. marksdaniels2: i hate furries, but i cringe from changed lmao
  352.  
  353. FEB 14 - 6:05PM
  354. DonkeyKing85: my eyes.
  355.  
  356. DonkeyKing85: it hurts to look at it.
  357.  
  358. marksdaniels2: you watched e621 too?
  359.  
  360. DonkeyKing85: yes.
  361.  
  362. FEB 14 - 6:06PM
  363. marksdaniels2: wanna know where i got the idea?
  364.  
  365. DonkeyKing85: no.
  366.  
  367. marksdaniels2: i saw a video called "yoda becomes a furry"
  368.  
  369. DonkeyKing85: no
  370.  
  371. FEB 14 - 6:08PM
  372. marksdaniels2: somehow i watch comic compilations of changed
  373.  
  374. marksdaniels2: sometimes it looks cool, sometimes not
  375.  
  376. FEB 14 - 6:09PM
  377. marksdaniels2: and now i know mr.k origin of being a furry too
  378.  
  379. Killgorn50: Fools.........
  380.  
  381. marksdaniels2: its in the changed comic compilation 2020 if i remember it...
  382.  
  383. FEB 14 - 6:10PM
  384. ericksn20: who wants a video
  385.  
  386. DonkeyKing85: no
  387.  
  388. SpaceMoose: I do
  389.  
  390. marksdaniels2: do not rickroll
  391.  
  392. Killgorn50: I told you to run..............
  393.  
  394. DonkeyKing85: if it s a rickroll
  395.  
  396. SpaceMoose: Noah, did you make a video of yourself singing yet?
  397.  
  398. DonkeyKing85: by god,you will be sent to the goddamn shadow realm
  399.  
  400. ericksn20: i will now
  401.  
  402. ericksn20: what song
  403.  
  404. SpaceMoose: Erick is the official Aimless video director
  405.  
  406. FEB 14 - 6:11PM
  407. Killgorn50: The avatar of fire will consume you...............
  408.  
  409. DonkeyKing85: i wonder what i am.
  410.  
  411. SpaceMoose: How about Mad World?
  412.  
  413. DonkeyKing85: i know im a donkey
  414.  
  415. smittykitty: Mad World is in Donnie Darko
  416.  
  417. SpaceMoose: Killy is a fire elemental
  418.  
  419. marksdaniels2: looks like you're going to the shadow realm,Erick.
  420.  
  421. Killgorn50: Yes
  422.  
  423. DonkeyKing85: jimbo*
  424.  
  425. FEB 14 - 6:12PM
  426. ericksn20: don't know that song
  427.  
  428. DonkeyKing85: *wheeze*
  429.  
  430. SpaceMoose: Mad World was originally recorded in the 1980s by Brit Pop band Tears for Fears
  431.  
  432. smittykitty: I still don't understand Donnie Darko
  433.  
  434. SpaceMoose: ...all around me are familiar faces, worn out places...
  435.  
  436. marksdaniels2: last dance - eve mv
  437.  
  438. FEB 14 - 6:13PM
  439. DonkeyKing85: *starts playing the bagpipes*
  440.  
  441. smittykitty: I used to play bagpipes!
  442.  
  443. SpaceMoose: Noah, do you know Row row row your boat?
  444.  
  445. Killgorn50: He moose
  446.  
  447. Killgorn50: hey
  448.  
  449. SpaceMoose: All of life's secrets are contained in the lyrics of Row row row your boat
  450.  
  451. Killgorn50: Why am I still burning?
  452.  
  453. DonkeyKing85: because
  454.  
  455. SpaceMoose: You're made of pure magnesium
  456.  
  457. FEB 14 - 6:14PM
  458. ericksn20: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLloxSDh_2g
  459.  
  460. DonkeyKing85: exactly.
  461.  
  462. SpaceMoose: You need to get into the vacuum of space
  463.  
  464. SpaceMoose: No oxygen = no fire
  465.  
  466. FEB 14 - 6:15PM
  467. smittykitty: Do you remember
  468.  
  469. smittykitty: The 21st night of Spetember
  470.  
  471. Killgorn50: I am good tho
  472.  
  473. SpaceMoose: The 21st of September?
  474.  
  475. Killgorn50: That was when I buried the body
  476.  
  477. SpaceMoose: Smitty dropping the Earth, Wind & Fire!
  478.  
  479. ericksn20: Ed sheeran - Perfect (Cute Animation Love video)
  480.  
  481. Killgorn50: So were is earth and wind
  482.  
  483. Killgorn50: I got fire covered
  484.  
  485. FEB 14 - 6:16PM
  486. SpaceMoose: That's beautiful, Ed
  487.  
  488. DonkeyKing85: i am a water pokemon
  489.  
  490. Killgorn50: Hug me then
  491.  
  492. smittykitty: I don't know what Pokemon I'd be
  493.  
  494. smittykitty: I didn't play it when I was younger
  495.  
  496. SpaceMoose: Squirtle
  497.  
  498. FEB 14 - 6:17PM
  499. smittykitty: O shit
  500.  
  501. smittykitty: I wish
  502.  
  503. Killgorn50: I am a Blazakin or a snorlax
  504.  
  505. SpaceMoose: I'm a moosex
  506.  
  507. DonkeyKing85: means i drew killgorn.
  508.  
  509. DonkeyKing85: since i drew a blaziken.
  510.  
  511. DonkeyKing85: and a snorlax
  512.  
  513. Killgorn50: You drew my baby the torchick
  514.  
  515. FEB 14 - 6:18PM
  516. smittykitty: I googled it but I couldn't find a Moosex...
  517.  
  518. DonkeyKing85: i drew you and your child
  519.  
  520. SpaceMoose: I made it up, Smitty
  521.  
  522. smittykitty: I know
  523.  
  524. Killgorn50: He is so legendary google hasn't any info
  525.  
  526. smittykitty: Ahh
  527.  
  528. smittykitty: Makes sense
  529.  
  530. SpaceMoose: I know about as much about Pokemon as Killy knows about quantum physics
  531.  
  532. Killgorn50: Smitty I have to know one thing
  533.  
  534. FEB 14 - 6:19PM
  535. smittykitty: Go for it
  536.  
  537. DonkeyKing85: okay,im a fighting type pokemon
  538.  
  539. SpaceMoose: Seek knowledge, young grasshopper
  540.  
  541. Killgorn50: Is it legal to be that beautiful
  542.  
  543. Arraney: heyyy
  544.  
  545. smittykitty: I wouldn't know
  546.  
  547. DonkeyKing85: i took a "which pokemon am i" test.
  548.  
  549. SpaceMoose: ARRAN!
  550.  
  551. Arraney: Moose!
  552.  
  553. SpaceMoose: Say "heyyy" with 3 y's means you're super horny
  554.  
  555. Killgorn50: He
  556.  
  557. DonkeyKing85:
  558.  
  559. FEB 14 - 6:20PM
  560. Killgorn50:
  561.  
  562. Arraney: what pokemon are you Donkey?
  563.  
  564. DonkeyKing85: idk
  565.  
  566. Killgorn50: I am on fire
  567.  
  568. SpaceMoose: Donk's a Phallusore
  569.  
  570. Arraney: and its valentines day, ofc i am
  571.  
  572. DonkeyKing85: i guess a machop
  573.  
  574. DonkeyKing85: or a machoke
  575.  
  576. Killgorn50: That is the extent of my knowledge
  577.  
  578. DonkeyKing85: heh.
  579.  
  580. Arraney: im a murkrow
  581.  
  582. SpaceMoose: A mirkin?
  583.  
  584. FEB 14 - 6:21PM
  585. DonkeyKing85: i would prefer a blaziken
  586.  
  587. smittykitty: I feel like I'd be Kirby or something
  588.  
  589. SpaceMoose: (Google that, Smitty)
  590.  
  591. Arraney: hahahah
  592.  
  593. DonkeyKing85: or a taillow
  594.  
  595. smittykitty: i read that as public
  596.  
  597. DonkeyKing85: since i like birds
  598.  
  599. Killgorn50: I am coolaid man
  600.  
  601. FEB 14 - 6:22PM
  602. Arraney: hahahaha
  603.  
  604. smittykitty: I know what a Birkin is
  605.  
  606. Arraney: jim jones coolaid
  607.  
  608. FEB 14 - 6:23PM
  609. Killgorn50: *busts through the ceiling* OH YAH
  610.  
  611. Arraney: hahhah
  612.  
  613. Killgorn50: *roof ignites* SHIT
  614.  
  615. Arraney: moose, a murkrow
  616.  
  617. Killgorn50: Moose! HELP
  618.  
  619. Killgorn50: I SET IT ALL ON FIRE
  620.  
  621. DonkeyKing85: get water
  622.  
  623. Killgorn50: Nah I'm good
  624.  
  625. DonkeyKing85: or a slice of bread
  626.  
  627. SpaceMoose: No, water contains oxygen
  628.  
  629. DonkeyKing85: to make toast
  630.  
  631. Arraney: lol
  632.  
  633. DonkeyKing85: even better
  634.  
  635. FEB 14 - 6:24PM
  636. DonkeyKing85: get the water
  637.  
  638. Killgorn50: I am perpetually on fire
  639.  
  640. SpaceMoose: *Covers killy with fire suppressing foam*
  641.  
  642. Arraney: if my higfhschool sets on fire im making smores
  643.  
  644. Killgorn50: *muffled screaming*
  645.  
  646. DonkeyKing85: i wonder what that foam is.
  647.  
  648. ericksn20: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBeYy8ecjZY
  649.  
  650. smittykitty: Depends what the fire is caused by
  651.  
  652. DonkeyKing85: or what its made of
  653.  
  654. Killgorn50: *jumps into a lake*
  655.  
  656. Arraney: hahah
  657.  
  658. DonkeyKing85: wait,if i'm a fighting type,does that mean i'm buff?
  659.  
  660. FEB 14 - 6:25PM
  661. Arraney: its possible
  662.  
  663. Arraney: but
  664.  
  665. Arraney: im a dark type and im a white male
  666.  
  667. Killgorn50: *pokes head up* This is my magic lake in my magic swamp
  668.  
  669. Arraney: so idc
  670.  
  671. DonkeyKing85: its the jinn of the lake
  672.  
  673. smittykitty: I feel nasty again
  674.  
  675. Killgorn50: *skin turns green*
  676.  
  677. FEB 14 - 6:26PM
  678. DonkeyKing85: i'm gonna be on for 3 days straight
  679.  
  680. DonkeyKing85: no sleep
  681.  
  682. DonkeyKing85: 3 nights in a row
  683.  
  684. Arraney: lol
  685.  
  686. Killgorn50: *frogs start to run from the lake*
  687.  
  688. FEB 14 - 6:27PM
  689. Killgorn50: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAM!!!
  690.  
  691. Arraney: DONKEY!
  692.  
  693. FEB 14 - 6:28PM
  694. Killgorn50: https://youtu.be/VVggXZPCuYw
  695.  
  696. DonkeyKing85: huh?
  697.  
  698. DonkeyKing85: you got the wrong guy,sorry.
  699.  
  700. Killgorn50: *Looks to donkey*
  701.  
  702. DonkeyKing85: i googled
  703.  
  704. Killgorn50: DONKEY!!!
  705.  
  706. Arraney: SHREK!?
  707.  
  708. Killgorn50: THIS IS MY SWAMP!!!
  709.  
  710. DonkeyKing85: is it normal not to sleep for 3 days
  711.  
  712. Killgorn50: YES DONKEY!!!
  713.  
  714. FEB 14 - 6:29PM
  715. smittykitty: Depends on your age and how much exercise you do
  716.  
  717. DonkeyKing85: got "expect hallucinations,irritability,delusional episodes."
  718.  
  719. DonkeyKing85: well
  720.  
  721. DonkeyKing85: you only live once.
  722.  
  723. Arraney: hahahah
  724.  
  725. Killgorn50: *starts throwing frogs*
  726.  
  727. Creedictator: one time i stayed up for 52 hours
  728.  
  729. DonkeyKing85: what the hell
  730.  
  731. DonkeyKing85: who's throwing frogs
  732.  
  733. FEB 14 - 6:30PM
  734. Killgorn50: ME DONKEY
  735.  
  736. Killgorn50: SHREK
  737.  
  738. DonkeyKing85: stahp
  739.  
  740. Arraney: creed, tryib beating my record
  741.  
  742. Arraney: 77 hours
  743.  
  744. DonkeyKing85: you're scaring my reptilian fetuses
  745.  
  746. smittykitty: This one time when I was at school I had to stand up because I had back pains and this one time when we had assembly I was stood there and I didn't sleep the night before and I fell asleep stood up
  747.  
  748. FEB 14 - 6:31PM
  749. Arraney: DONKEY!
  750.  
  751. smittykitty: I'm pretty sure I passed out
  752.  
  753. Killgorn50: *skin returns to normal and fire erupts once more*
  754.  
  755. Creedictator: holy shit, arr
  756.  
  757. Killgorn50: I am good now
  758.  
  759. Creedictator: were u on amphetamines
  760.  
  761. FEB 14 - 6:32PM
  762. 1HeinzBakedBeans: you always catch on fire upon my arrival kill
  763.  
  764. 1HeinzBakedBeans: am I that hot?
  765.  
  766. Killgorn50: I am always on fire
  767.  
  768. DonkeyKing85: i'm already tired.
  769.  
  770. FEB 14 - 6:33PM
  771. Arraney: like my mixtape
  772.  
  773. DonkeyKing85: imust stay awake
  774.  
  775. smittykitty: Why tho
  776.  
  777. DonkeyKing85: BECAUSE
  778.  
  779. smittykitty: Because isn't really an answer
  780.  
  781. DonkeyKing85: DO NOT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY DONKEY KING
  782.  
  783. FEB 14 - 6:34PM
  784. 1aMUDAa1: my dog has vertigo :<
  785.  
  786. Creedictator: how do u know muda
  787.  
  788. smittykitty: Aw
  789.  
  790. smittykitty: Is she okay though?
  791.  
  792. 1aMUDAa1: yep
  793.  
  794. 1aMUDAa1: she just got back from vet creed
  795.  
  796. smittykitty: Okay good
  797.  
  798. 1aMUDAa1: they said its swelling in the brain
  799.  
  800. smittykitty: Aw shit
  801.  
  802. Arraney: taylor is sick :(
  803.  
  804. 1aMUDAa1: yeh at least she's not ded tho :l layed on the floor with her for like an hour
  805.  
  806. smittykitty: Aw hunny
  807.  
  808. FEB 14 - 6:35PM
  809. Arraney: we do more than lay xD
  810.  
  811. 1HeinzBakedBeans: oh no D:
  812.  
  813. 1HeinzBakedBeans: do they know what caused it?
  814.  
  815. FEB 14 - 6:36PM
  816. 1aMUDAa1: old age i think
  817.  
  818. 1aMUDAa1: todays her birthday lo
  819.  
  820. 1aMUDAa1: lol
  821.  
  822. Arraney: damn
  823.  
  824. smittykitty: Happy birthday baby girlll!!!
  825.  
  826. 1HeinzBakedBeans: aww happy birthday to her
  827.  
  828. FEB 14 - 6:37PM
  829. 1HeinzBakedBeans: I hope she's feeling better now
  830.  
  831. 1aMUDAa1: thx they said she should be fine in like 2 weeks
  832.  
  833. FEB 14 - 6:38PM
  834. Creedictator: hey that's good!
  835.  
  836. DonkeyKing85: my classmates birthday was yesterday.
  837.  
  838. 1HeinzBakedBeans: aw that's good to hear
  839.  
  840. Creedictator: it's valentine's u guys
  841.  
  842. Creedictator: and i don't have a valentine
  843.  
  844. 1HeinzBakedBeans: HAHA
  845.  
  846. FEB 14 - 6:39PM
  847. DonkeyKing85: wow
  848.  
  849. 1HeinzBakedBeans: I have an accidental date
  850.  
  851. Creedictator: it's funny cause i usually have multiple valentines
  852.  
  853. DonkeyKing85: get this
  854.  
  855. Arraney: i have a very purposeful date lol
  856.  
  857. DonkeyKing85: a girl wrote the number 4 on my hand
  858.  
  859. smittykitty: Same
  860.  
  861. DonkeyKing85: and whoever had the number 4
  862.  
  863. DonkeyKing85: was my valntine
  864.  
  865. DonkeyKing85: valentine
  866.  
  867. smittykitty: 4 is the number of death in China
  868.  
  869. Creedictator: nice, donk
  870.  
  871. 1HeinzBakedBeans: you're your own valentine
  872.  
  873. DonkeyKing85: and since i was busy
  874.  
  875. FEB 14 - 6:40PM
  876. DonkeyKing85: i couldnt meet that person
  877.  
  878. Arraney: damn
  879.  
  880. DonkeyKing85: so yeah
  881.  
  882. smittykitty: We're gonna go watch Dolittle and have Taco Bell
  883.  
  884. DonkeyKing85: can i come too
  885.  
  886. 1aMUDAa1: lol
  887.  
  888. smittykitty: Ya sure
  889.  
  890. Arraney: im goingto see joker
  891.  
  892. DonkeyKing85: yay.
  893.  
  894. FEB 14 - 6:41PM
  895. Creedictator: i have a date on sunday
  896.  
  897. Arraney: nice on creed
  898.  
  899. Creedictator: with a final exam lolz
  900.  
  901. DonkeyKing85: but i'm gonna be extremely quiet and awkward and any time i answer a question i'll freak out uncontrollably.
  902.  
  903. 1aMUDAa1: I am so lonely ;-; i have no body
  904.  
  905. 1HeinzBakedBeans: I'm just making soup for someone, he cancelled on wednesday so I moved it to today completely forgetting what day it was
  906.  
  907. DonkeyKing85: so,be ready for that.
  908.  
  909. Arraney: ill be ur dat muda xD
  910.  
  911. smittykitty: I met up with a guy from here
  912.  
  913. 1HeinzBakedBeans: OH?!?
  914.  
  915. 1HeinzBakedBeans: who??
  916.  
  917. 1HeinzBakedBeans: moose?
  918.  
  919. smittykitty: Actually I've met up with 2 but at different times
  920.  
  921. DonkeyKing85: was it moose?
  922.  
  923. smittykitty: I wish
  924.  
  925. FEB 14 - 6:42PM
  926. 1aMUDAa1: xD
  927.  
  928. 1HeinzBakedBeans: I love how everyone expects it to be moose xD
  929.  
  930. Arraney: it seems likely
  931.  
  932. DonkeyKing85: because hes the god of aimless
  933.  
  934. 1aMUDAa1: TFG?
  935.  
  936. 1HeinzBakedBeans: aye
  937.  
  938. 1aMUDAa1: idk he seems british
  939.  
  940. Arraney: yes
  941.  
  942. smittykitty: I'll give you a clue
  943.  
  944. smittykitty: He's not
  945.  
  946. Arraney: canadian
  947.  
  948. 1HeinzBakedBeans: he's americano
  949.  
  950. FEB 14 - 6:43PM
  951. Arraney: damn
  952.  
  953. 1HeinzBakedBeans: I'm from the uk though
  954.  
  955. smittykitty: They're not in this group
  956.  
  957. Arraney: saaaame
  958.  
  959. DonkeyKing85: one iced americano for the iced americano..
  960.  
  961. 1aMUDAa1: was it kevin?
  962.  
  963. smittykitty: Anyways we went to the cinema and watched Get Hard
  964.  
  965. Creedictator: and it's not surge right?
  966.  
  967. smittykitty: It was incredibly awkward because he couldn't get the bus home so his mum had to pick him up
  968.  
  969. FEB 14 - 6:44PM
  970. Arraney: hahahaha
  971.  
  972. 1aMUDAa1: cute
  973.  
  974. 1HeinzBakedBeans: x,D what
  975.  
  976. Creedictator: it's surge isn't it :D
  977.  
  978. smittykitty: No
  979.  
  980. marksdaniels2: if i would be a pokemon i would be a normal type
  981.  
  982. smittykitty: I don't remember his user
  983.  
  984. smittykitty: And the other guy I met I still talk to, he's a cool dude, I'd meet him again
  985.  
  986. Creedictator: i'd meet up with u smitty
  987.  
  988. 1aMUDAa1: gibber?
  989.  
  990. Creedictator: but mayb after u break up or smthn
  991.  
  992. Creedictator: jk
  993.  
  994. FEB 14 - 6:45PM
  995. smittykitty: ..... unless? O.O
  996.  
  997. 1aMUDAa1: O:
  998.  
  999. 1aMUDAa1: getit cree
  1000.  
  1001. 1HeinzBakedBeans: oooo
  1002.  
  1003. smittykitty: What parts are you from Beans?
  1004.  
  1005. FEB 14 - 6:46PM
  1006. 1HeinzBakedBeans: shetland :)
  1007.  
  1008. smittykitty: Sweet
  1009.  
  1010. 1HeinzBakedBeans: middle of nowhere :D
  1011.  
  1012. Arraney: with the ponys?
  1013.  
  1014. 1HeinzBakedBeans: yes! :D
  1015.  
  1016. Arraney: cwl
  1017.  
  1018. FEB 14 - 6:47PM
  1019. Arraney: i was born in the ;and of corn but i live in the ;and of potatoes
  1020.  
  1021. smittykitty: Interesting
  1022.  
  1023. smittykitty: I'm part Irish too
  1024.  
  1025. smittykitty: Not too
  1026.  
  1027. smittykitty: I'm part Irish
  1028.  
  1029. FEB 14 - 6:48PM
  1030. 1HeinzBakedBeans: I have 0% irish, I'm inbred from the time of the vikings
  1031.  
  1032. smittykitty: I thought I was too because of my genetic build but naw
  1033.  
  1034. 1aMUDAa1: lol
  1035.  
  1036. DonkeyKing85: the side of my head is so dry that there is pieces of skin coming off.
  1037.  
  1038. smittykitty: I'm just a lowly potato
  1039.  
  1040. 1HeinzBakedBeans: *banjo music plays*
  1041.  
  1042. DonkeyKing85: not the entire side
  1043.  
  1044. FEB 14 - 6:49PM
  1045. DonkeyKing85: just a small part
  1046.  
  1047. smittykitty: It's your brain falling out
  1048.  
  1049. DonkeyKing85: o nu
  1050.  
  1051. 1HeinzBakedBeans: bold of you to assume he has a brain
  1052.  
  1053. FEB 14 - 6:50PM
  1054. smittykitty: This is true
  1055.  
  1056. DonkeyKing85: i guess.
  1057.  
  1058. FEB 14 - 6:51PM
  1059. 1aMUDAa1: lmao
  1060.  
  1061. ericksn20: i'm back
  1062.  
  1063. smittykitty: Welcome back
  1064.  
  1065. FEB 14 - 6:52PM
  1066. ericksn20: from my nap
  1067.  
  1068. 1HeinzBakedBeans: välkommen tillbaka
  1069.  
  1070. ericksn20: ?
  1071.  
  1072. FEB 14 - 6:53PM
  1073. DarkDemon550: hallo evryone
  1074.  
  1075. smittykitty: Hello
  1076.  
  1077. FEB 14 - 6:54PM
  1078. DarkDemon550: how r u?
  1079.  
  1080. smittykitty: Hurting
  1081.  
  1082. smittykitty: But I'm good
  1083.  
  1084. DarkDemon550: lol, same
  1085.  
  1086. FEB 14 - 6:55PM
  1087. smittykitty: It happens
  1088.  
  1089. ericksn20: yall need some pillows
  1090.  
  1091. 2005gc21: ** *****
  1092.  
  1093. 2005gc21: ye need some milk
  1094.  
  1095. FEB 14 - 6:56PM
  1096. ericksn20: $12.99 a pillow
  1097.  
  1098. Zzzecesuan24: bruh
  1099.  
  1100. ericksn20: we got a deal
  1101.  
  1102. FEB 14 - 6:58PM
  1103. DonkeyKing85: bit myself on purpose.
  1104.  
  1105. FEB 14 - 7:02PM
  1106. ericksn20: yall need some pillows
  1107.  
  1108. DonkeyKing85: i have one already
  1109.  
  1110. FEB 14 - 7:03PM
  1111. ericksn20: take my pillows
  1112.  
  1113. FEB 14 - 7:04PM
  1114. ericksn20: 12.99 a pillow
  1115.  
  1116. aclockworkorange: Boo.
  1117.  
  1118. FEB 14 - 7:05PM
  1119. ericksn20: we got a deal
  1120.  
  1121. smittykitty: Hey Orange
  1122.  
  1123. ericksn20: hey
  1124.  
  1125. aclockworkorange: Hey, smitty.
  1126.  
  1127. ericksn20: we got a deal
  1128.  
  1129. smittykitty: How are you?
  1130.  
  1131. FEB 14 - 7:06PM
  1132. ericksn20: 12.99 a pillow
  1133.  
  1134. aclockworkorange: Not great. You?
  1135.  
  1136. FEB 14 - 7:07PM
  1137. smittykitty: Aw I'm sorry to hear that hun, I'm not doing too brilliantly either myself
  1138.  
  1139. ericksn20: or is it my fault
  1140.  
  1141. FEB 14 - 7:08PM
  1142. smittykitty: It's not your fault
  1143.  
  1144. ericksn20: *it is my fault*
  1145.  
  1146. smittykitty: I hit a bong earlier and threw up it has nothing to do with you
  1147.  
  1148. Entheomancer: jeeze
  1149.  
  1150. aclockworkorange: I haven't had weed in just over four months now. Ugh.
  1151.  
  1152. FEB 14 - 7:09PM
  1153. smittykitty: It was my first time, I've only ever had brownies up until this point
  1154.  
  1155. ericksn20: it is though
  1156.  
  1157. smittykitty: I have a sensitive stomach anyways
  1158.  
  1159. smittykitty: If you want to believe it's your fault then go for it, but it's really got nothing to do with you
  1160.  
  1161. FEB 14 - 7:10PM
  1162. aclockworkorange: Ah, I see.
  1163.  
  1164. FEB 14 - 7:11PM
  1165. tealbleeder: translation: It's your fault
  1166.  
  1167. FEB 14 - 7:13PM
  1168. DonkeyKing85: the sun is made out of frosted flakes that have been microwaved
  1169.  
  1170. DonkeyKing85: prove me wrong
  1171.  
  1172. FEB 14 - 7:14PM
  1173. Entheomancer: Why?
  1174.  
  1175. Killgorn50: I exist
  1176.  
  1177. tealbleeder: unfortunately
  1178.  
  1179. aclockworkorange: Tea is good.
  1180.  
  1181. smittykitty: Tes
  1182.  
  1183. DonkeyKing85: i dont like tea.
  1184.  
  1185. smittykitty: Tea*
  1186.  
  1187. smittykitty: Is
  1188.  
  1189. smittykitty: Gooooddd
  1190.  
  1191. Killgorn50: ^
  1192.  
  1193. Entheomancer: I recently got a taste for tea
  1194.  
  1195. FEB 14 - 7:15PM
  1196. smittykitty: Wait Indian leaves or the Chinese stuff?
  1197.  
  1198. aclockworkorange: Earl grey.
  1199.  
  1200. smittykitty: I like Orange
  1201.  
  1202. aclockworkorange: Vanilla earl grey.
  1203.  
  1204. DonkeyKing85: pearl harbor
  1205.  
  1206. smittykitty: I don't like Orange
  1207.  
  1208. FEB 14 - 7:16PM
  1209. Creedictator: hmm which one is it, smitty??
  1210.  
  1211. Entheomancer: orange pekoe
  1212.  
  1213. FEB 14 - 7:17PM
  1214. ericksn20: i'm sorrey
  1215.  
  1216. FEB 14 - 7:22PM
  1217. 1aMUDAa1: u puked from ur bong rip O:?
  1218.  
  1219. DonkeyKing85: i have someone muted?
  1220.  
  1221. smittykitty: I did
  1222.  
  1223. DonkeyKing85: huh.
  1224.  
  1225. ericksn20: sk im sorry
  1226.  
  1227. FEB 14 - 7:23PM
  1228. smittykitty: It's okay Erick
  1229.  
  1230. FEB 14 - 7:24PM
  1231. DonkeyKing85: oh dear god
  1232.  
  1233. DonkeyKing85: the carving fork is going deeper in the dolls shoulder
  1234.  
  1235. FEB 14 - 7:25PM
  1236. smittykitty: Sounds hot
  1237.  
  1238. FEB 14 - 7:27PM
  1239. DonkeyKing85: did you know there is a tiger with 46 k/d?
  1240.  
  1241. FEB 14 - 7:28PM
  1242. DonkeyKing85: 436*
  1243.  
  1244. smittykitty: I did not
  1245.  
  1246. FEB 14 - 7:29PM
  1247. 1aMUDAa1: me neither
  1248.  
  1249. FEB 14 - 7:30PM
  1250. NoobbllyyNiah: me neither
  1251.  
  1252. FEB 14 - 7:33PM
  1253. smittykitty: Alright homies I'm gonna bounce
  1254.  
  1255. FEB 14 - 7:34PM
  1256. DonkeyKing85: okay,seeya.
  1257.  
  1258. FEB 14 - 7:44PM
  1259. DonkeyKing85: *starts playing the bagpipes*
  1260.  
  1261. FEB 14 - 7:45PM
  1262. dodge1986: the bagpipes of sadness?
  1263.  
  1264. FEB 14 - 7:46PM
  1265. DonkeyKing85: yes.
  1266.  
  1267. FEB 14 - 8:04PM
  1268. quintaviuse1: wasSam
  1269.  
  1270. FEB 14 - 8:17PM
  1271. SpaceMoose: The administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While chatting, please refrain from spamming, harassing or insulting other users. Always use excessively sexual language.
  1272.  
  1273. SpaceMoose: Words like **** *** ******
  1274.  
  1275. FEB 14 - 8:18PM
  1276. SpaceMoose: bare ankles
  1277.  
  1278. DonkeyKing85: is that for me?
  1279.  
  1280. SpaceMoose: Yes, Donk. You have been warned
  1281.  
  1282. DonkeyKing85: oh.
  1283.  
  1284. DonkeyKing85: okay
  1285.  
  1286. DonkeyKing85: bare ankles
  1287.  
  1288. FEB 14 - 8:19PM
  1289. DonkeyKing85: uh
  1290.  
  1291. DonkeyKing85: slightly exposed shoulders
  1292.  
  1293. FEB 14 - 8:21PM
  1294. SpaceMoose: A coquettish smile
  1295.  
  1296. Creedictator: moose one time i reported you
  1297.  
  1298. Creedictator: and you got a warning
  1299.  
  1300. SpaceMoose: Damn it, Creed!
  1301.  
  1302. Creedictator: sorry about that
  1303.  
  1304. SpaceMoose: TF bro. I thought we was toight.
  1305.  
  1306. Creedictator: bro it was back in october!!
  1307.  
  1308. FEB 14 - 8:22PM
  1309. Rahaa: Hi
  1310.  
  1311. Creedictator: you were bangin my girl back then, remember?
  1312.  
  1313. SpaceMoose: Oh. Okay. October was ***** up
  1314.  
  1315. SpaceMoose: I was doing a lot of meth in October
  1316.  
  1317. ericksn20: i'm back
  1318.  
  1319. SpaceMoose: NOAH!
  1320.  
  1321. FEB 14 - 8:23PM
  1322. ericksn20: hi
  1323.  
  1324. FEB 14 - 8:24PM
  1325. SpaceMoose: HOw do you feel today?
  1326.  
  1327. ericksn20: good
  1328.  
  1329. FEB 14 - 8:25PM
  1330. DonkeyKing85: im gonna go to hesburger with my friend
  1331.  
  1332. ericksn20: ok
  1333.  
  1334. DonkeyKing85: later,obv.
  1335.  
  1336. FEB 14 - 8:26PM
  1337. Creedictator: i was gay in october
  1338.  
  1339. FEB 14 - 8:27PM
  1340. Creedictator: but i don't roll like that anymore
  1341.  
  1342. DonkeyKing85: oh.
  1343.  
  1344. DonkeyKing85: cool.
  1345.  
  1346. FEB 14 - 8:28PM
  1347. SpaceMoose: Gaytober
  1348.  
  1349. SpaceMoose: Coctober
  1350.  
  1351. SpaceMoose: Pound dat hairy booty
  1352.  
  1353. FEB 14 - 8:29PM
  1354. Rahaa: Yes, I would suspect that moose booties are quite hairy.
  1355.  
  1356. Rahaa: Even girl moose booties.
  1357.  
  1358. Creedictator: are you trying to be funny?
  1359.  
  1360. FEB 14 - 8:30PM
  1361. Rahaa: Are you trying to pissed off
  1362.  
  1363. DonkeyKing85: okay.
  1364.  
  1365. Creedictator: are you doing it again?
  1366.  
  1367. FEB 14 - 8:31PM
  1368. Rahaa: :D
  1369.  
  1370. ericksn20: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  1371.  
  1372. Creedictator: i don't know if i wanna sleep with you anymore rahaa
  1373.  
  1374. FEB 14 - 8:32PM
  1375. Rahaa: Well, we need some time apart from each other.
  1376.  
  1377. Creedictator: yeah
  1378.  
  1379. Creedictator: where we get to see and sleep with other people
  1380.  
  1381. FEB 14 - 8:33PM
  1382. SpaceMoose: Oooh, Rahaa vs. Creed. This should be good. *Eats popcorn*
  1383.  
  1384. SpaceMoose: *Puts on 3D glasses*
  1385.  
  1386. Killgorn50: *grabs drink*
  1387.  
  1388. Killgorn50: *remembers they are muted
  1389.  
  1390. Killgorn50: Shit
  1391.  
  1392. ericksn20: i'm bored
  1393.  
  1394. FEB 14 - 8:34PM
  1395. SpaceMoose: What would you like to talk about, Noah?
  1396.  
  1397. Creedictator: why do we have to talk about whatever noah wants??
  1398.  
  1399. Creedictator: i'm sick of this
  1400.  
  1401. FEB 14 - 8:35PM
  1402. Creedictator: i wanna talk about important things
  1403.  
  1404. ericksn20: any thing
  1405.  
  1406. SpaceMoose: No! Noah calls the topics
  1407.  
  1408. ericksn20: aww
  1409.  
  1410. ericksn20: thanks
  1411.  
  1412. SpaceMoose: All right. The subject is ANY THING. Go.
  1413.  
  1414. FEB 14 - 8:36PM
  1415. Creedictator: what do u guys think of iraq
  1416.  
  1417. ericksn20: memes
  1418.  
  1419. Rahaa: Gotta eat, bye all
  1420.  
  1421. Creedictator: eat shit
  1422.  
  1423. Creedictator: i mean bye
  1424.  
  1425. FEB 14 - 8:37PM
  1426. Creedictator: is it possible that i'm just so good looking it intimidates girls into rejecting me
  1427.  
  1428. FEB 14 - 8:39PM
  1429. SpaceMoose: My favorite meme is the one with the screaming chick and the hissing cat sitting at the table
  1430.  
  1431. FEB 14 - 8:40PM
  1432. SpaceMoose: Caption: "I reported you for talking about sex on Kong!" "I reported you for being a C***!"
  1433.  
  1434. FEB 14 - 8:41PM
  1435. 1aMUDAa1: anyone got a funny joke ;-;
  1436.  
  1437. ericksn20: did you really
  1438.  
  1439. SpaceMoose: My wife likes to talk during sex. So, she called me from the motel.
  1440.  
  1441. 1aMUDAa1: nice
  1442.  
  1443. SpaceMoose: Rodney Dangerfield
  1444.  
  1445. FEB 14 - 8:42PM
  1446. SpaceMoose: He got no respect
  1447.  
  1448. DonkeyKing85: my mouse fell and shattered
  1449.  
  1450. DonkeyKing85: im on a laptop
  1451.  
  1452. DonkeyKing85: luckily,the top is detachable
  1453.  
  1454. DonkeyKing85: since its wireless
  1455.  
  1456. FEB 14 - 8:43PM
  1457. SpaceMoose: Great story
  1458.  
  1459. DonkeyKing85: *noise*
  1460.  
  1461. ericksn20: i'm in the middle of guess what
  1462.  
  1463. DonkeyKing85: class
  1464.  
  1465. Creedictator: masturbation?
  1466.  
  1467. ericksn20: nope and nope
  1468.  
  1469. DonkeyKing85: uh
  1470.  
  1471. Creedictator: then i'm not interested
  1472.  
  1473. DonkeyKing85: intercourse?
  1474.  
  1475. FEB 14 - 8:44PM
  1476. ericksn20: moose you want to guess
  1477.  
  1478. ericksn20: nope
  1479.  
  1480. DonkeyKing85: damn
  1481.  
  1482. DonkeyKing85: uhm
  1483.  
  1484. DonkeyKing85: a circle?
  1485.  
  1486. DonkeyKing85: or any formation?
  1487.  
  1488. FEB 14 - 8:45PM
  1489. 1aMUDAa1: i bet he's making a video
  1490.  
  1491. ericksn20: nope tell me when you give up
  1492.  
  1493. DonkeyKing85: hm
  1494.  
  1495. Creedictator: we give up
  1496.  
  1497. DonkeyKing85: yeah.
  1498.  
  1499. FEB 14 - 8:46PM
  1500. ericksn20: brb got to go to class
  1501.  
  1502. Creedictator: guess we'll never know
  1503.  
  1504. DonkeyKing85: i was so close.
  1505.  
  1506. Creedictator: no u weren't, donk
  1507.  
  1508. DonkeyKing85: i guessed class
  1509.  
  1510. DonkeyKing85: i was close
  1511.  
  1512. Creedictator: yh but it's not class
  1513.  
  1514. ericksn20: a vide
  1515.  
  1516. Creedictator: so ur as wrong as everyone else
  1517.  
  1518. ericksn20: video
  1519.  
  1520. FEB 14 - 8:47PM
  1521. Creedictator: omg muda!!!
  1522.  
  1523. Creedictator: u won!!!#
  1524.  
  1525. DonkeyKing85: muda is a psychic
  1526.  
  1527. DonkeyKing85: wait
  1528.  
  1529. ericksn20: yup
  1530.  
  1531. DonkeyKing85: no
  1532.  
  1533. DonkeyKing85: thatsnottheword
  1534.  
  1535. FEB 14 - 8:50PM
  1536. Creedictator: muda is a psychic?
  1537.  
  1538. Creedictator: that's so attractive!!
  1539.  
  1540. 1aMUDAa1: ;) happy vday
  1541.  
  1542. 1aMUDAa1: i'm also sensitive. I cried like a bitch
  1543.  
  1544. FEB 14 - 8:51PM
  1545. Creedictator: why babe?
  1546.  
  1547. Creedictator: who made u cry
  1548.  
  1549. DonkeyKing85: i'll rip their face off
  1550.  
  1551. 1aMUDAa1: it was my sick dog lol
  1552.  
  1553. 1aMUDAa1: plz no face ripping XD
  1554.  
  1555. Creedictator: :DD
  1556.  
  1557. DonkeyKing85: oh.
  1558.  
  1559. Creedictator: u guys r funny today
  1560.  
  1561. FEB 14 - 8:52PM
  1562. DonkeyKing85: we are?
  1563.  
  1564. Killgorn50: I am back
  1565.  
  1566. Creedictator: yes
  1567.  
  1568. Killgorn50: He muda
  1569.  
  1570. Killgorn50: hey
  1571.  
  1572. DonkeyKing85: all the jokes we make are just simple sex jokes.
  1573.  
  1574. Killgorn50: Did Bush send the video
  1575.  
  1576. Creedictator: it's ur best ones that count tho
  1577.  
  1578. FEB 14 - 8:53PM
  1579. DonkeyKing85: there was a party today
  1580.  
  1581. Creedictator: where
  1582.  
  1583. DonkeyKing85: in class.
  1584.  
  1585. DonkeyKing85: it was so boring.
  1586.  
  1587. Creedictator: how do u have a party in class
  1588.  
  1589. Creedictator: omg hi lexiii
  1590.  
  1591. DonkeyKing85: i dont know.
  1592.  
  1593. Creedictator: wanna b my valentine
  1594.  
  1595. DonkeyKing85: *cowers in fear*
  1596.  
  1597. FEB 14 - 8:56PM
  1598. 1aMUDAa1: in my class we had a birthday party every month that someone had a birthday in
  1599.  
  1600. 1aMUDAa1: it was like being in special ed
  1601.  
  1602. Creedictator: :D
  1603.  
  1604. 1aMUDAa1: eat pizza cake and drink soda for the last 2 hours of the day
  1605.  
  1606. Creedictator: dude i had something similar
  1607.  
  1608. Creedictator: except when it was my birthday
  1609.  
  1610. Creedictator: i didn't show up
  1611.  
  1612. 1aMUDAa1: xD
  1613.  
  1614. Creedictator: cause i was high as a ****
  1615.  
  1616. FEB 14 - 8:57PM
  1617. Creedictator: we all celebrate our way :D
  1618.  
  1619. DonkeyKing85: did i miss something
  1620.  
  1621. 1aMUDAa1: we would get super high and then the munchies kicked in right around pizza time
  1622.  
  1623. Creedictator: omg muda btw
  1624.  
  1625. Creedictator: did u ever try vaping cbd oil
  1626.  
  1627. 1aMUDAa1: yeh
  1628.  
  1629. Creedictator: what do u think
  1630.  
  1631. 1aMUDAa1: and oral use
  1632.  
  1633. Creedictator: cause i tried it recently
  1634.  
  1635. 1aMUDAa1: i think if you're trying to get high don't bother
  1636.  
  1637. Creedictator: well i eat hash lmfao
  1638.  
  1639. TristanG41: Once Upon a time there was an ugly barnacle
  1640.  
  1641. Creedictator: but muda!!
  1642.  
  1643. TristanG41: he was so ugly that everyone died
  1644.  
  1645. FEB 14 - 8:58PM
  1646. TristanG41: The end
  1647.  
  1648. Creedictator: it gets you damn like
  1649.  
  1650. 1aMUDAa1: but if you want something soothing like a cig that's not as deadly
  1651.  
  1652. Creedictator: not exactly "high"
  1653.  
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  1655. 1aMUDAa1: yeah feels like a blanket of relaxation
  1656.  
  1657. Kongregate Notice: To prevent spamming, we've limited how fast you can submit messages. Please try again.
  1658. 1aMUDAa1: and focus
  1659.  
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  1661. Creedictator: a very heavy blanket
  1662.  
  1663. 1aMUDAa1: i get a feeling right in my spine and shoulder blades
  1664.  
  1665. 1aMUDAa1: really faint
  1666.  
  1667. 1aMUDAa1: but it feels "good"
  1668.  
  1669. FEB 14 - 8:59PM
  1670. Creedictator: yeah ig
  1671.  
  1672. Creedictator: it's weird
  1673.  
  1674. Creedictator: wears off real quick tho
  1675.  
  1676. Creedictator: i prefer the real thing
  1677.  
  1678. FEB 14 - 9:10PM
  1679. ericksn20: i'm makeing the video now
  1680.  
  1681. marksdaniels2: e621, ive looked at it, but im not a furry
  1682.  
  1683. FEB 14 - 9:12PM
  1684. DR4GONSL4YER5000: E
  1685.  
  1686. FEB 14 - 9:13PM
  1687. Killgorn50: See you all when I get back home
  1688.  
  1689. DR4GONSL4YER5000: cya
  1690.  
  1691. marksdaniels2: aka never :>
  1692.  
  1693. FEB 14 - 9:14PM
  1694. Creedictator: don't say that!
  1695.  
  1696. FEB 14 - 9:17PM
  1697. LexiiLuv: YALL BLACK IS LIT
  1698.  
  1699. FEB 14 - 9:18PM
  1700. marksdaniels2: lex you wont believe ne
  1701.  
  1702. marksdaniels2: me*
  1703.  
  1704. marksdaniels2: i looked at ******** and im not a furry
  1705.  
  1706. marksdaniels2: e621
  1707.  
  1708. FEB 14 - 9:19PM
  1709. DonkeyKing85: im gonna go now.
  1710.  
  1711. LexiiLuv: wel thats good you arent
  1712.  
  1713. LexiiLuv: we would have had to put you doen
  1714.  
  1715. DonkeyKing85: gbye.
  1716.  
  1717. FEB 14 - 9:24PM
  1718. SpaceMoose: Lex is my chocolate dream gyal
  1719.  
  1720. LexiiLuv: ily
  1721.  
  1722. LexiiLuv: can wepls call
  1723.  
  1724. SpaceMoose: Happy Valentine's Day, delicious.
  1725.  
  1726. LexiiLuv: i love you
  1727.  
  1728. LexiiLuv: guys
  1729.  
  1730. FEB 14 - 9:25PM
  1731. SpaceMoose: And we love you so much!
  1732.  
  1733. LexiiLuv: haha ily
  1734.  
  1735. LexiiLuv: so much too
  1736.  
  1737. FEB 14 - 9:26PM
  1738. SpaceMoose: I wanna spread my love on you like peanut butter on a sandwich
  1739.  
  1740. FEB 14 - 9:27PM
  1741. benigngrubs: man, why do you sound horny 25/8
  1742.  
  1743. SpaceMoose: I have a chat filter. It's like an instagram filter. It makes everything I saw look honrier
  1744.  
  1745. LexiiLuv: i am
  1746.  
  1747. FEB 14 - 9:29PM
  1748. benigngrubs: oh
  1749.  
  1750. benigngrubs: epicc
  1751.  
  1752. SpaceMoose: ebic
  1753.  
  1754. marksdaniels2: who hates furries raise your hand (raises hand)
  1755.  
  1756. FEB 14 - 9:30PM
  1757. SpaceMoose: My fursona is Mr. Cuddlecock
  1758.  
  1759. FEB 14 - 9:31PM
  1760. marksdaniels2: time to do a hate crime
  1761.  
  1762. benigngrubs: That name turned me on
  1763.  
  1764. SpaceMoose: Come snuggle wif meeee
  1765.  
  1766. FEB 14 - 9:32PM
  1767. ericksn20: done
  1768.  
  1769. FEB 14 - 9:33PM
  1770. ericksn20: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi-6oToAar4
  1771.  
  1772. FEB 14 - 9:35PM
  1773. SpaceMoose: YES! AWESOME!
  1774.  
  1775. SpaceMoose: You're not the BAAAD GUUUY
  1776.  
  1777. SpaceMoose: You need a haircut, Noah!
  1778.  
  1779. FEB 14 - 9:36PM
  1780. marksdaniels2: there is another e site there?
  1781.  
  1782. ericksn20: the wlking dead
  1783.  
  1784. marksdaniels2: e926??????
  1785.  
  1786. ericksn20: walking
  1787.  
  1788. 1aMUDAa1: it looks like my haircut
  1789.  
  1790. FEB 14 - 9:37PM
  1791. SpaceMoose: Did you walk into the barber shop and say "Give me the Muda!"
  1792.  
  1793. FEB 14 - 9:38PM
  1794. benigngrubs: the famous Muda haircut
  1795.  
  1796. quintaviuse1: wasSam
  1797.  
  1798. SpaceMoose: My barber charges $85 for a full Muda
  1799.  
  1800. ericksn20: i'm trying to grow my hair to be like daryl
  1801.  
  1802. Creedictator: guys i didn't jerk off in 3 days
  1803.  
  1804. FEB 14 - 9:39PM
  1805. ericksn20: from twd
  1806.  
  1807. FEB 14 - 9:40PM
  1808. marksdaniels2: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13109704/1/Changed-Betrayal-Regret-and-Redemtion-Puro-x-Lin
  1809.  
  1810. quintaviuse1: hell nawh boi
  1811.  
  1812. FEB 14 - 9:41PM
  1813. SpaceMoose: nothing better than Aimless fanfic
  1814.  
  1815. FEB 14 - 9:44PM
  1816. quintaviuse1: how are you guys doing today
  1817.  
  1818. FEB 14 - 9:46PM
  1819. Creedictator: guys someone should write aimless fanfic
  1820.  
  1821. Creedictator: i wanna be the protagonist
  1822.  
  1823. ericksn20: i'm bored
  1824.  
  1825. FEB 14 - 9:48PM
  1826. ericksn20: hey
  1827.  
  1828. FEB 14 - 9:49PM
  1829. marksdaniels2: i wanna be the villian in a furry world (ill be a anti-furry,duh)
  1830.  
  1831. FEB 14 - 9:50PM
  1832. Creedictator: that's pretty damn gay dude
  1833.  
  1834. FEB 14 - 9:51PM
  1835. benigngrubs: i bet you're a furry
  1836.  
  1837. benigngrubs: u just hidin'
  1838.  
  1839. ericksn20: 12.99
  1840.  
  1841. marksdaniels2: nah im not
  1842.  
  1843. benigngrubs: suuuuuuree
  1844.  
  1845. marksdaniels2: i saw the dangers
  1846.  
  1847. FEB 14 - 9:52PM
  1848. marksdaniels2: and i was disgusted
  1849.  
  1850. Creedictator: i was disgusted too
  1851.  
  1852. Creedictator: when i saw ur face lolz
  1853.  
  1854. rrgamin: yea
  1855.  
  1856. FEB 14 - 9:53PM
  1857. ericksn20: where is moose
  1858.  
  1859. FEB 14 - 9:57PM
  1860. Creedictator: he left
  1861.  
  1862. benigngrubs: sad
  1863.  
  1864. marksdaniels2: who gonna be new hero?
  1865.  
  1866. FEB 14 - 10:13PM
  1867. Creedictator: what now
  1868.  
  1869. benigngrubs: creed
  1870.  
  1871. benigngrubs: go paf
  1872.  
  1873. FEB 14 - 10:14PM
  1874. Creedictator: go what
  1875.  
  1876. benigngrubs: fap
  1877.  
  1878. FEB 14 - 10:15PM
  1879. Creedictator: i mean r u gonna help me
  1880.  
  1881. benigngrubs: how am i supposed to help
  1882.  
  1883. FEB 14 - 10:16PM
  1884. Creedictator: i dunno bro
  1885.  
  1886. Creedictator: send newds
  1887.  
  1888. FEB 14 - 10:17PM
  1889. benigngrubs: okay man, sure.
  1890.  
  1891. FEB 14 - 10:18PM
  1892. Creedictator: how big is ur penis
  1893.  
  1894. marksdaniels2: mine? 3centimeters
  1895.  
  1896. benigngrubs: 2cm
  1897.  
  1898. FEB 14 - 10:19PM
  1899. Creedictator: sorry guys
  1900.  
  1901. Creedictator: too small
  1902.  
  1903. benigngrubs: shit
  1904.  
  1905. benigngrubs: :(
  1906.  
  1907. MexhitK: gentlemen, are we talking about a hard pp or a soft pp ?
  1908.  
  1909. FEB 14 - 10:20PM
  1910. marksdaniels2: depends on the context, watching changed comics? hard. chilling at home? soft.
  1911.  
  1912. FEB 14 - 10:22PM
  1913. Creedictator: what is changed
  1914.  
  1915. Creedictator: well obviously a hard one, mex
  1916.  
  1917. ericksn20: yo
  1918.  
  1919. FEB 14 - 10:23PM
  1920. marksdaniels2: theres a game called changed and i watch comics compilations about it
  1921.  
  1922. ericksn20: really
  1923.  
  1924. FEB 14 - 10:24PM
  1925. marksdaniels2: look it up
  1926.  
  1927. FEB 14 - 10:26PM
  1928. Creedictator: is it about sex change
  1929.  
  1930. FEB 14 - 10:27PM
  1931. marksdaniels2: close. body change.
  1932.  
  1933. Creedictator: hmmm
  1934.  
  1935. Creedictator: maybe still interested
  1936.  
  1937. Creedictator: what kind of body change?
  1938.  
  1939. marksdaniels2: human to furry
  1940.  
  1941. ewebb2: bruh
  1942.  
  1943. Creedictator: i don
  1944.  
  1945. Creedictator: i don't know, man
  1946.  
  1947. Creedictator: i rly don't
  1948.  
  1949. FEB 14 - 10:28PM
  1950. Marsboy013: everyday we stray further from God's grace lol
  1951.  
  1952. marksdaniels2: why do i hear boss music
  1953.  
  1954. Creedictator: truly, mars
  1955.  
  1956. FEB 14 - 10:32PM
  1957. marksdaniels2: im not a furry, but i watch people transfur.
  1958.  
  1959. Creedictator: please stop saying that
  1960.  
  1961. marksdaniels2: no
  1962.  
  1963. FEB 14 - 10:33PM
  1964. Creedictator: next time i won't say please..
  1965.  
  1966. marksdaniels2: ok
  1967.  
  1968. benigngrubs: horny furry loving feet ******** ****
  1969.  
  1970. benigngrubs: smelling
  1971.  
  1972. benigngrubs: ****
  1973.  
  1974. marksdaniels2: staph
  1975.  
  1976. Creedictator: goddamnit benign stop being so dirty
  1977.  
  1978. FEB 14 - 10:34PM
  1979. benigngrubs: ok, master
  1980.  
  1981. FEB 14 - 10:35PM
  1982. Miraak654321: Did I walk into the kinky part?
  1983.  
  1984. Creedictator: kinda hot ngl
  1985.  
  1986. Marsboy013: single squad in the aimless chat XD
  1987.  
  1988. FEB 14 - 10:36PM
  1989. benigngrubs: kinky is always hot
  1990.  
  1991. Miraak654321: I asked out a girl today and she said yes
  1992.  
  1993. Creedictator: good job!
  1994.  
  1995. benigngrubs: lucky
  1996.  
  1997. FEB 14 - 10:37PM
  1998. Marsboy013: she'd be foolish to turn down some free food lol
  1999.  
  2000. Miraak654321: True, I guess
  2001.  
  2002. FEB 14 - 10:38PM
  2003. Marsboy013: then again would I want to have free dinner with a serial killer or something...idk lol the company matters too I suppose
  2004.  
  2005. Creedictator: ben do u have a valentine
  2006.  
  2007. FEB 14 - 10:39PM
  2008. benigngrubs: nah ;c
  2009.  
  2010. Creedictator: awww
  2011.  
  2012. Creedictator: i might consider being ur valentine
  2013.  
  2014. benigngrubs: wby
  2015.  
  2016. Creedictator: but that depends on how permissive ur sexual practices r
  2017.  
  2018. benigngrubs: oh really
  2019.  
  2020. FEB 14 - 10:40PM
  2021. Creedictator: yah
  2022.  
  2023. marksdaniels2: im straight
  2024.  
  2025. benigngrubs: :D how permissive are yours
  2026.  
  2027. FEB 14 - 10:41PM
  2028. Marsboy013: seeing that creed asked first...he wants to be dom lol
  2029.  
  2030. Creedictator: mars gets it :D
  2031.  
  2032. Killerwield: havent been on this website for 3 years
  2033.  
  2034. benigngrubs: mhm
  2035.  
  2036. Killerwield: feels good to be back on it
  2037.  
  2038. marksdaniels2: no really im straight
  2039.  
  2040. FEB 14 - 10:42PM
  2041. Creedictator: but hey mine are just as permissive
  2042.  
  2043. Creedictator: hello killer and welcome back
  2044.  
  2045. Creedictator: you came back at a great time
  2046.  
  2047. Killerwield: how so?
  2048.  
  2049. Creedictator: well it's valentine's day
  2050.  
  2051. Marsboy013: bruh u a lvl 1 account what have u been playing? XD
  2052.  
  2053. Killerwield: ur right.
  2054.  
  2055. FEB 14 - 10:43PM
  2056. Creedictator: and aimless is the best place to get a valentine
  2057.  
  2058. Killerwield: i been playing this since i was 9 or 10
  2059.  
  2060. Killerwield: im 13 now bouta turn 14 in 3 months
  2061.  
  2062. FEB 14 - 10:44PM
  2063. Creedictator: damn now legal and all that
  2064.  
  2065. marksdaniels2: dont be edgy
  2066.  
  2067. Marsboy013: lol my dude I little young to be getting valentines...the candy tho I do miss that
  2068.  
  2069. FEB 14 - 10:45PM
  2070. Killerwield: .
  2071.  
  2072. FEB 14 - 10:46PM
  2073. marksdaniels2: killer are you a furry?
  2074.  
  2075. Killerwield: no...
  2076.  
  2077. marksdaniels2: lets be freinds, im not a furry too
  2078.  
  2079. Creedictator: great so we're all not furries here
  2080.  
  2081. Killerwield: i might not be on this website for a couple months or years cuz school and i got stuff to do .-_.-
  2082.  
  2083. FEB 14 - 10:47PM
  2084. Creedictator: damn stuff for a couple years?
  2085.  
  2086. Creedictator: u gettin arrested or what?
  2087.  
  2088. Killerwield: no
  2089.  
  2090. Killerwield: im saying like
  2091.  
  2092. Killerwield: my pc dont work
  2093.  
  2094. Killerwield: i gotta get a new one
  2095.  
  2096. Killerwield: i still got chores
  2097.  
  2098. Killerwield: i go places
  2099.  
  2100. Creedictator: right yes
  2101.  
  2102. Creedictator: for two whole years
  2103.  
  2104. Killerwield: and i also just. play roblox on my phone :/
  2105.  
  2106. FEB 14 - 10:48PM
  2107. Creedictator: oh yeah makes sense
  2108.  
  2109. Creedictator: so ur like the new generation
  2110.  
  2111. Creedictator: with everything on their phones
  2112.  
  2113. Killerwield: not really
  2114.  
  2115. Killerwield: i make videos
  2116.  
  2117. marksdaniels2: i have reddit on phone
  2118.  
  2119. Marsboy013: tik tok?
  2120.  
  2121. Creedictator: i have ur mom on phone
  2122.  
  2123. Creedictator: she says hi
  2124.  
  2125. Killerwield: no on youtube
  2126.  
  2127. FEB 14 - 10:49PM
  2128. Killerwield: Killerwield
  2129.  
  2130. marksdaniels2: no she washes the dishes rn
  2131.  
  2132. marksdaniels2: lair
  2133.  
  2134. Killerwield: it will show as Beastmode
  2135.  
  2136. marksdaniels2: liar
  2137.  
  2138. Killerwield: shes at work.
  2139.  
  2140. Killerwield: she got a new job
  2141.  
  2142. Creedictator: oh damn she a real sneaky girl
  2143.  
  2144. Creedictator: that's why she whisperin huh
  2145.  
  2146. Marsboy013: he's almost a typical new gen kid
  2147.  
  2148. Killerwield: :/
  2149.  
  2150. Killerwield: im not a kid*
  2151.  
  2152. Killerwield: imma teen
  2153.  
  2154. Killerwield: but imma dip.
  2155.  
  2156. FEB 14 - 10:50PM
  2157. Creedictator: ciaoioao
  2158.  
  2159. Marsboy013: peace out
  2160.  
  2161. Killerwield: imma see yall in 15 years xd
  2162.  
  2163. Creedictator: :D
  2164.  
  2165. Killerwield: nah i say. idk depends
  2166.  
  2167. Killerwield: bye
  2168.  
  2169. Killerwield: ;)
  2170.  
  2171. FEB 14 - 10:51PM
  2172. Creedictator: can we get back to talking about sex now
  2173.  
  2174. Creedictator: or at least drugs
  2175.  
  2176. Marsboy013: the kid has left so I suppose so lol
  2177.  
  2178. FEB 14 - 10:52PM
  2179. Creedictator: astute observation
  2180.  
  2181. marksdaniels2: r yu sure?
  2182.  
  2183. Marsboy013: shrooms lol
  2184.  
  2185. Marsboy013: i check the chat list we good lol
  2186.  
  2187. FEB 14 - 10:54PM
  2188. Creedictator: great
  2189.  
  2190. FEB 14 - 10:55PM
  2191. marksdaniels2: there are two types of person, the owl (aka the guy who stays up late)and the early bird(you get it.)
  2192.  
  2193. FEB 14 - 10:56PM
  2194. Creedictator: wowza
  2195.  
  2196. FEB 14 - 10:58PM
  2197. Creedictator: i have a cool fact for u too
  2198.  
  2199. FEB 14 - 10:59PM
  2200. ericksn20: hello
  2201.  
  2202. Creedictator: hello again
  2203.  
  2204. FEB 14 - 11:00PM
  2205. ericksn20: i sad
  2206.  
  2207. Creedictator: y
  2208.  
  2209. FEB 14 - 11:01PM
  2210. ericksn20: i was called a n***r
  2211.  
  2212. 1aMUDAa1: how
  2213.  
  2214. 1aMUDAa1: you're the opposite
  2215.  
  2216. FEB 14 - 11:02PM
  2217. ericksn20: i know
  2218.  
  2219. ericksn20: it hurts
  2220.  
  2221. FEB 14 - 11:05PM
  2222. Creedictator: i know how it feels
  2223.  
  2224. Creedictator: i felt the same when someone said bad words about my mom
  2225.  
  2226. FEB 14 - 11:06PM
  2227. xxluci44: hi
  2228.  
  2229. Creedictator: hi luci
  2230.  
  2231. FEB 14 - 11:07PM
  2232. xxluci44: how many people do you have i have 4006
  2233.  
  2234. Creedictator: i have 6204
  2235.  
  2236. FEB 14 - 11:08PM
  2237. xxluci44: coool
  2238.  
  2239. FEB 14 - 11:09PM
  2240. Creedictator: yh im real good
  2241.  
  2242. xxluci44: so im guessing youre in the counsil of crowns
  2243.  
  2244. Creedictator: duhh
  2245.  
  2246. xxluci44: lol
  2247.  
  2248. FEB 14 - 11:11PM
  2249. xxluci44: whod you give the cog to i gave it to the scientist
  2250.  
  2251. FEB 14 - 11:12PM
  2252. Creedictator: hey, me too!
  2253.  
  2254. Creedictator: we're like, so alike dude
  2255.  
  2256. xxluci44: lol
  2257.  
  2258. FEB 14 - 11:14PM
  2259. Creedictator: do u have a valentine?
  2260.  
  2261. xxluci44: nope
  2262.  
  2263. xxluci44: do you ?
  2264.  
  2265. Creedictator: n-no..
  2266.  
  2267. xxluci44: oof
  2268.  
  2269. FEB 14 - 11:15PM
  2270. Creedictator: yh it's cause of a sad story to do with my family
  2271.  
  2272. Creedictator: i'm very emotional
  2273.  
  2274. Creedictator: wanna b my valentine
  2275.  
  2276. FEB 14 - 11:16PM
  2277. xxluci44: sure
  2278.  
  2279. Creedictator: great
  2280.  
  2281. Creedictator: wait how old r u
  2282.  
  2283. xxluci44: 14
  2284.  
  2285. Creedictator: fantastic
  2286.  
  2287. Creedictator: i have to leave urgently
  2288.  
  2289. xxluci44: ok.. oof
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