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  1. The Socialist-Free Purity Pledge
  2. I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a
  3. socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:
  4. .
  5. I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and
  6. participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
  7. ● Social Security
  8. ● Medicare/Medicaid
  9. ● State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
  10. ● Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
  11. ● US Postal Service
  12. ● Roads and Highways
  13. ● Air Travel (regulated by the FAA)
  14. ● The US Railway System
  15. ● Public Subways and Metro Systems
  16. ● Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
  17. ● Rest Areas on Highways
  18. ● Sidewalks
  19. ● All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate
  20. appropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf)
  21. ● Public Water and Sewer Services (toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink,
  22. outdoor hose!)
  23. ● Public and State Universities and Colleges
  24. ● Public Primary and Secondary Schools
  25. ● Sesame Street
  26. ● Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
  27. ● Public Museums
  28. ● Libraries
  29. ● Public Parks and Beaches
  30. ● State and National Parks
  31. ● Public Zoos
  32. ● Unemployment Insurance
  33. ● Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
  34. ● Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or
  35. Federal Government
  36. ● Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government
  37. Grant or Research Funding
  38. ● Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government
  39. Grant or Research Funding
  40. In return for this I expect to be allowed to forego my income tax bill of $_________ and will consider the matter settled.
  41.  
  42. Signed ________________________________________
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