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- CN NEWS #4
- Date: 12/24/2003 at 5:31
- From: Shadowmancer Sarune Solanar, Nascosto Sconosciuto
- To : Everyone
- Subj: Sex Riddles
- What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
- Goes-in-tight.
- What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
- Depends ...
- What's "68"?
- You do me and I owe you one.
- What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
- Gagged!
- What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
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- 3112h, 2845m, 14460e, 15600w cexkdb-18:11:17:338(-195 Mana)
- You take a drink from a purple heartwood vial.
- Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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- A tearjerker.
- Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex
- life?
- Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
- How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
- Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
- What's the definition of a vagina?
- The box a penis comes in.
- What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
- "Nice Dick!"
- What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
- Toys for Twats.
- Why do we have orgasms?
- How else would we know when to stop?
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- What's the definition of indefinitely?
- When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in ...
- definitely!
- Define Transvestite:
- A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
- What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
- They are both used as a meat substitute.
- What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
- Brothel sprouts.
- What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
- Two Mennonite.
- How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
- His hand caught fire.
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- 3112h, 3325m, 14460e, 15600w cexkdb-18:11:20:192
- You may drink another health or mana elixir.
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- Why is sex like a game of bridge?
- You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.
- What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
- Gladiator.
- Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
- Sperm is handmade.
- How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
- Put a nipple on it.
- What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
- Slow down and use a lubricant.
- Penned by my hand on the 1st of Lupar, in the year 352 AF.
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