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  1. <p><a href="https://factionimages.torn.com/021c4b82-f6eb-fbb1-494674.png"><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="https://factionimages.torn.com/021c4b82-f6eb-fbb1-494674.png" alt="" /></a></p>
  2. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  3. <h1>Welcome to The Nerd Herd!</h1>
  4. <p>The Nerd Herd is looking for new faction Members. Aside from having your coolness rating go up by roughly 138%, here are all the reasons why you should join us:&nbsp;</p>
  5. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  6. <h1 style="text-align: center;"><em>S P E C I A L S</em></h1>
  7. <p>&nbsp;</p>
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  21. <td>Strength Trains</td>
  22. <td>7%</td>
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  25. <td>Defence Trains</td>
  26. <td>7%</td>
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  29. <td>Speed Trains</td>
  30. <td>7%</td>
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  33. <td>Dexterity Trains</td>
  34. <td>7%</td>
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  37. <td>Drug Addiction Reduction</td>
  38. <td>-20%</td>
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  41. <td>Drug Side Effects</td>
  42. <td>-9%</td>
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  45. <td>Travel Items</td>
  46. <td style="text-align: center;">+10</td>
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  57. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  58. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  59. <p>&nbsp;Alongside our faction specials, we also offer additional benefits.</p>
  60. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  61. <ul>
  62. <li>&nbsp; Weapon/Armour Loans</li>
  63. <li>&nbsp; Medical &amp; Drugs access</li>
  64. <li>&nbsp; Booster armoury with unlimited beer/candy</li>
  65. <li>&nbsp; Points &amp; Xanax (During Wars)&nbsp;</li>
  66. <li>&nbsp; DP's to Loyal Members for 15M</li>
  67. <li>&nbsp; Help + Advice from Veterans with regards to training and money making</li>
  68. <li>&nbsp; One of the friendliest and craziest environments&nbsp;within torn!</li>
  69. </ul>
  70. <div><br />
  71. <div>&nbsp;In return for all of the things we offer, we ask for a few things:</div>
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  73. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  74. <ul>
  75. <li>25+ NNB</li>
  76. <li>Donator Status</li>
  77. <li>100k+ in each battle stat</li>
  78. <li>Taking at least one Xanax a day</li>
  79. <li>Active at least twice a day</li>
  80. <li>Willing to join Torn Stats</li>
  81. <li>Chain/War happy - we are not after freeloaders</li>
  82. <li>Must be relatively thick skinned (We have a few nutters amongst us)</li>
  83. <li><em><strong>And finally, must be slightly insane</strong></em></li>
  84. </ul>
  85. <p>&nbsp;</p>
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  92. <h1 style="text-align: center;"><em>Faction Companies</em></h1>
  93. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  94. <p>So we have numerous 10* Faction Companies that offer plenty of diversity for your playstyle. Check out what kind of bonuses you can earn below.</p>
  95. <ul>
  96. <li>10* Sweet Shop || Happy &amp; Cans&nbsp;</li>
  97. <li>10* Adult Novelties || eDVD's&nbsp;and Training Boost</li>
  98. <li>10* Cruise Line (SOON TO COME)</li>
  99. </ul>
  100. <p>&nbsp;</p>
  101. <h1 style="text-align: center;"><em>Plushie Runners</em></h1>
  102. <p><em>So you have not reached our minimum requirements to join The Nerd Herd, there is still hope for you! We are seeking Plushie Runners that are able to run Plushies on a temporary basis.&nbsp;You will have full access to our armour and weapons supply.</em></p>
  103. <p><em>If you'd like to join as a plushie runner,&nbsp;you can view&nbsp;<a href="https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&amp;f=10&amp;t=16044821&amp;b=0&amp;a=0">https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&amp;f=10&amp;t=16044821&amp;b=0&amp;a=0</a>&nbsp;for the prices. Upon your application please state if you would like to be temporary or a permanent Plushie Runner.</em></p>
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  106. <h1 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #008000;"><em>Apply Now</em></span></h1>
  107. <p style="text-align: center;"><em>Feel free to send us your application, Please include your Battle Stats and NNB within the application. Any blank applications will be rejected!</em></p>
  108. <p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
  109. <p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Apply" href="https://www.torn.com/factions.php?step=profile&amp;ID=11522#/"><em><img src="http://www.revthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/apply-button.png" alt="Image result for apply button" width="260" height="110" /></em></a></p>
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