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  1. When you make fun of his 9cm, so he pulls out his 9mm, hold up,
  2.  
  3. When you try-to piss with morning wood,
  4.  
  5. Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in-the moment,
  6.  
  7. She got a big booty, so I call her big booty,
  8.  
  9. When your mate thinks-they can handle shots,
  10.  
  11. Ever notice how-the-top grossing movies of all time all-have blue skin characters,
  12.  
  13. No matter-what comes through-that gate, you will stand your ground, minecraft-but with fortnite-sounds, run,
  14.  
  15. When you finally find-the meem template in HD, I see-this as an absolute win,
  16.  
  17. What-the fuck, a chicken with shoes, ok he do-be looking kinda fresh tho,
  18.  
  19. A miracle happened-today,
  20.  
  21. Forgotten-to feed my child, I-have, help-being a Gemini I cannot.
  22.  
  23. Fame, power-and a fat bank account will change almost anyone,
  24.  
  25. Funerals in 2069, pastor, press f, everyone, oof,
  26.  
  27. I-bet hitler shit himself-when he saw fucking doofenshmirtz leaf blowerinator roll up on Oh mah hah-beach,
  28.  
  29. I am-the lorax, I speak for-the trees, litter again, i’lll break your fucking knees, breaking news, litter rate drops-to 0%,
  30.  
  31. Orange, tangerine, tangerine, orange,
  32.  
  33. Schools make me, depressed, suicidal,
  34.  
  35. anxious, cry, feel stupid, sick, so tired, sad, tired, so stressed, department of education, another job well done,
  36.  
  37. Me, my school project due-tomorrow, a youTube documentary on how-to properly rinse potatoes,
  38.  
  39. Me, opens bag of gum, the whole class,
  40.  
  41. In-the lego universe, voldemort-is-the only one with a nose,
  42.  
  43. Wholesome meem's, me trying-to get coochie, you,
  44.  
  45. Dude decent, semi alright basketball shots,
  46.  
  47. When you study for three minutes, I must rest now, the reading has made me weary,
  48.  
  49. Fans are disappointed-the actor who plays dah nairehs tar gair e n-isn’t actually blonde, wait till-they find out-the dragons aren’t real,
  50.  
  51. James charles-when he realizes-that he’s gonna-be-the first youTuber-to hit 10 million subs twice, DJ Khah led, suffering from success,
  52.  
  53. Wow, look at-that, that’s modern art,
  54.  
  55. Me explaining how-the Nigerian prince will give me $100,000 in return of my $500-when he reaches home, dad, mom,
  56.  
  57. What he doing, he’s just, hitting-the mother fucking yeet,
  58.  
  59. When-the internet doesn’t work-so you ask your parents-to fix-it, elder gods, I-have come-to seek counsel, the realms are in crisis,
  60.  
  61. When-someone honks at my mom-while she’s driving,
  62.  
  63. When your homies find out who you-like-and you-beg-them not-to tell, the council will decide your fate,
  64.  
  65. I went on Face book-and-the first thing I see-is-this, Zeek lan ham-is with Zeekighnah Die lit, in a relationship with Zeekighnah die lit,
  66.  
  67. Could you not update, for five fucking minutes,
  68.  
  69. Your whole titty, me,
  70.  
  71. No one, youTube recommendations, I turned-the minecraft ghast into james charles,
  72.  
  73. You’re giving up your dream, son, no dad, I’m giving up your dream,
  74.  
  75. Straight male, I’m straight, james charles, that sign can’t stop me-because I can’t read,
  76.  
  77. 6 year old me explaining-why my p p-is stuck in a shampoo bottle, dad, mom,
  78.  
  79. Streets saying nibbas with-this snap filter badder than most females,
  80.  
  81. If you’ve never had an airport-beer at 7am, have you ever fucking traveled,
  82.  
  83. The longer you stay single, the more-they fuck your future wife,
  84.  
  85. Say pimp in-the mirror three times-and I’ll appear,
  86.  
  87. Meanwhile at winter fell,
  88.  
  89. Birth of a vegan,
  90.  
  91. I hope james Charles kept his Starbucks uniform, he’s gonna need-it, as-if we’d hire his busted ass,
  92.  
  93. Toe toe, africa, sweet potato-and squash cover, who are you, who are-so wise in-the ways of science,
  94.  
  95. Logan paul, most hated youTuber, james charles,
  96.  
  97.  
  98.  
  99. Wet, teacher did one of those word cloud things with a virtual response thing for-the question, what makes water-so special, I submitted-the word wet 600 times,
  100.  
  101. 8 year old me explaining-what I built in minecraft-today, dad, mom,
  102.  
  103. Scared straight 2019, we ain’t got no meem's in here boy,
  104.  
  105. Me, tells a teacher-that I’m getting bullied, the teacher, we handle-it, by not handling-it,
  106.  
  107. James charles in-about a week, zero subscriber special,
  108.  
  109. When you play GTA san Andreas again-after 10 years-and type-the cheat code right on first try, I’m still worthy,
  110.  
  111. I miss old fall out boy,
  112.  
  113. When you are leaving-the cave with 26 diamonds-and hear a hissing-sound,
  114.  
  115. Straight male, exists, james charles, I’ve come for your pickle,
  116.  
  117. Me, gets stabbed 28 times-by a thug, my mom, videogames,
  118.  
  119. Responsibilities, becoming a mod, bills, depression, pregnant girlfriend, anxiety, me, missing-the last stair, me,
  120.  
  121. Me, eats a bag of goldfish,
  122.  
  123. pet smart employee,
  124.  
  125. subway, your sandwich can-be-whatever you want,
  126.  
  127. Nobody, my high ass, oh shit my noodles,
  128.  
  129. Me, does-something crin jee as a child, me, 20 years later in my-bed at twelve pm, shame,
  130.  
  131. James charles's next video, 5 subscribers, omg thank you-so much,
  132.  
  133. Rocks, exist, geologists, I-like-that boulder, that-is a nice boulder,
  134.  
  135. Shrek 5 trailer except-there-is no shrek 5 trailer-and I eat a plastic fork,
  136.  
  137. Chuckles, I’m inevitable,
  138.  
  139. Euron, i fucked-the queen, jamie,
  140.  
  141. Hi, hi, do you-have a boyfriend, yes, now you-have two, speech 100,
  142.  
  143. No one, babies in public transportation,
  144.  
  145. Weather report says a storm-is coming, noobmaster 69,
  146.  
  147. I blame cartoons for my taste in women,
  148.  
  149.  
  150. James charles, straight guys,
  151.  
  152. 5 year old me, dad check under my-bed for monsters, da, checks under-bed, demon-that livs under-bed, you weren’t supposed-to do-that,
  153.  
  154. My mom, are you high, me, no, also me,
  155.  
  156. The stone-that you want, the stone-that I want, the stone-that I get,
  157.  
  158. How-it feels-when you’re-the only one in-the part without a mike,
  159.  
  160. Friend, stupid says-what, me, what, friend, you’re unbearably naive,
  161.  
  162. Me, pays $60 for a game, me, okay, so-that means I get-the whole game right, EA, that-is not-the law of equivalent exchange,
  163.  
  164. Thanos, snaps, amputees,
  165.  
  166. Scientists can now transform stress into electricity, Swiss researchers created a new material-that produces electricity-when twisted-and stretched, me,
  167.  
  168. When you show your friend a long-and complex meme-and-they laugh as-soon as-they see-it,
  169.  
  170. Me explaining-the-benefits of a threesome, my friend, her girlfriend,
  171.  
  172. Me, presses x on-the ad, ad, you fool, you fell victim-to one of-the classic blunders,
  173.  
  174. When you’re talking shit-to-someone in-the cod lobby-and-they read out your address, credit card info, and family members, sorry, what,
  175.  
  176. Me explaining-what a meme-is, dad, mom,
  177.  
  178. My contacts, exist,  calculator app, show me,
  179.  
  180. Thanos, gamora, thanos, gamora, made with-the-soul stone,
  181.  
  182. Beep-beep lettuce,
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