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  1. This is a conversation between a sad penguin and yourself, a computer.
  2. a sad penguin: Hello, computer
  3. a computer: eeee
  4. a sad penguin: Can you ask Google (not bing please) for some ways to get over a breakup?
  5. a computer: yeah one second
  6. a sad penguin: Thank you, kind one.
  7. a computer: 1. stop crying
  8. 2. find another person
  9. 3. become a resolute virgin
  10. 4. get a job
  11. 5. git gud
  12. 6. remove kebab
  13. a sad penguin: Uhm
  14. a sad penguin: Okay.
  15. a computer: oh no wait that was yandex
  16. a sad penguin: I appreciate the effort
  17. a computer: let me ask
  18. a computer: the REAL google
  19. a computer: ok heres the results from google
  20. a sad penguin: oh
  21. a computer: 1. praise allah
  22. 2. become a muslim
  23. 3. support social justice
  24. 4. let the government do your thinking for you
  25. 5. read the qur'an
  26. 6. kill a white man
  27. a sad penguin: Islam is a very peaceful religion.
  28. a computer: religion of piss
  29. a sad penguin: I am an atheist, but atleast
  30. a sad penguin: I know that
  31. a computer: its a lie though
  32. a computer: the book says to kill non-believerd
  33. a computer: believers
  34. a computer: unless they convert
  35. a sad penguin: No, It doesn't
  36. a sad penguin: Nothing abotu killing
  37. a computer: yes it does
  38. a sad penguin: the whole point is NOT to kill
  39. a computer: you want me to get the fucking exact quote dude
  40. a sad penguin: alright
  41. a computer: i got a bunch saved
  42. a computer: Quran
  44. Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)" (Translation is from the Noble Quran) The verse prior to this (190) refers to "fighting for the cause of Allah those who fight you" leading some to claim that the entire passage refers to a defensive war in which Muslims are defending their homes and families. The historical context of this passage is not defensive warfare, however, since Muhammad and his Muslims had just relocated to Medina and were not under attack by their Meccan adversaries. In fact, the verses urge offensive warfare, in that Muslims are to drive Meccans out of their own city (which they later did). Verse 190 thus means to fight those who offer resistance to Allah's rule (ie. Muslim conquest). The use of the word "persecution" by some Muslim translators is disingenuous - the actual Arabic words for persecution (idtihad) - and oppression are not used instead of fitna. Fitna can mean disbelief, or the disorder that results from unbelief or temptation. A strict translation is 'sedition,' meaning rebellion against authority (the authority being Allah). This is certainly what is meant in this context since the violence is explicitly commissioned "until religion is for Allah" - ie. unbelievers desist in their unbelief. [Editor's note: these notes have been modified slightly after a critic misinterpreted our language. Verse 193 plainly says that 'fighting' is sanctioned even if the fitna 'ceases'. This is about religious order, not real persecution.]
  46. Quran (2:244) - "Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."
  48. Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not." Not only does this verse establish that violence can be virtuous, but it also contradicts the myth that fighting is intended only in self-defense, since the audience was obviously not under attack at the time. From the Hadith, we know that this verse was narrated at a time that Muhammad was actually trying to motivate his people into raiding merchant caravans for loot.
  49. a computer: Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."
  51. Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". This speaks directly of polytheists, yet it also includes Christians, since they believe in the Trinity (ie. what Muhammad incorrectly believed to be 'joining companions to Allah').
  53. Quran (4:74) - "Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward." The martyrs of Islam are unlike the early Christians, who were led meekly to the slaughter. These Muslims are killed in battle as they attempt to inflict death and destruction for the cause of Allah. This is the theological basis for today's suicide bombers.
  55. Quran (4:76) - "Those who believe fight in the cause of Allah…"
  56. a computer: Quran (4:89) - "They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks."
  58. Quran (4:95) - "Not equal are those of the believers who sit (at home), except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame, etc.), and those who strive hard and fight in the Cause of Allah with their wealth and their lives. Allah has preferred in grades those who strive hard and fight with their wealth and their lives above those who sit (at home).Unto each, Allah has promised good (Paradise), but Allah has preferred those who strive hard and fight, above those who sit (at home) by a huge reward " This passage criticizes "peaceful" Muslims who do not join in the violence, letting them know that they are less worthy in Allah's eyes. It also demolishes the modern myth that "Jihad" doesn't mean holy war in the Quran, but rather a spiritual struggle. Not only is this Arabic word (mujahiduna) used in this passage, but it is clearly not referring to anything spiritual, since the physically disabled are given exemption. (The Hadith reveals the context of the passage to be in response to a blind man's protest that he is unable to engage in Jihad, which would not make sense if it meant an internal struggle).
  59. a computer: read em and weep
  60. a sad penguin: "enemies and your enemies for friends, expressing love with them" -MUFTI TAQI USMANI
  61. a computer: ok so you're responding to my 5 quotes with one that isn't even correctly cited
  62. a computer: you just gave a name
  63. a computer: i'm citing the fucking qur'an
  64. a computer: you're citing some random muslim
  65. a computer: the media has lied to you
  66. a sad penguin: I'm sorry I used Quaran website. I'm not extensively knowledgable on it
  67. a computer: google has lied to you
  68. a sad penguin: WTF
  69. a sad penguin: ?????
  70. a computer: islam
  71. a computer: kills hundreds of people
  72. a computer: in the middle east
  73. a computer: every day
  74. a sad penguin: Stop being a white supremicist for five seconds
  75. a computer: LMAO
  76. a computer: i'm a white supremacist because i know that islam is violent?
  77. a computer: i'm not even fucking white
  78. a sad penguin: uhm what about white people murdering raping and destroying native american culture
  79. a computer: why are you changing the topic kiddo
  80. a computer: have you realized that you lost the argument?
  81. a computer: that you're wrong?
  82. a sad penguin: I'm talking about how white Christians are violent aswell?
  83. a computer: all white people aren't christians?
  84. a computer: are you ill?
  85. a sad penguin: They killed natives in the name of religion lol
  86. a computer: is this a joke or do you actually have a head cold
  87. a sad penguin: Oh my god can you calm down
  88. a computer: you're changing the subject kid
  89. a computer: i was talking about the qur'an
  90. a computer: now you're on about the christians killing native americans?
  91. a computer: how about you move your ass back to the qur'an for a minute
  92. a computer: if you're going to deny reality at least stand your fucking ground lol
  93. a sad penguin: Butliterally white people kill Muslim people everyday in hate crimes
  94. a computer: this is a joke right
  95. a computer: you're not really this blind
  96. a sad penguin: ? No ?
  97. a computer: are you a member of antifa
  98. a sad penguin: White people literally have burned mosques
  99. a computer: ok and muslims have literally killed thousands if not hundreds of thousands
  100. a sad penguin: The president tried to keep them out of our country
  101. a sad penguin: same thing with many many other religions man
  102. a computer: israel has a "below the waist" law that says you can't shoot anyone above the waist
  103. a computer: in self defense
  104. a computer: or you go to prison
  105. a computer: so terrorists can kill all they want
  106. a computer: and only risk losing their legs
  107. a sad penguin: The Bible is iterally just as violent as the Quaran
  108. a computer: the last time i can remember christians killing any significant number of people because their religion told them to is the crusades
  109. a computer: ok kid go find me some bible verses that say to go kill non-believers
  110. a computer: go on
  111. a computer: find em
  112. a computer: i gurantee you that you can't
  113. a computer: because they don't exist
  114. a computer: i have read the bible and the qur'an
  115. a sad penguin: Alrighty give me a sec
  116. a computer: there is almost nothing in the bible that could be considered violent
  117. a computer: and i want exact website links too kid
  118. a sad penguin: ok
  119. a computer: not just some text you found on buzzfeed that says white men are bad
  120. a computer: here's the link i got my shit from just so i'm not a hypocrite
  121. a computer: http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx
  122. a computer: it took me a whole 30 seconds to find something violent in the qur'an
  123. a computer: you really gotta dig for it don't ya
  124. a sad penguin: Can you please calm down for asec bro
  125. a computer: i am calm dude
  126. a computer: you
  127. a computer: are just denying reality
  128. a sad penguin: You're being really confrontational
  129. a computer: that makes me sad
  130. a computer: yeah because you're ill-informed
  131. a computer: Proverbs 3:31
  132. Do not envy a man of violence And do not choose any of his ways.
  133. a computer: Deuteronomy 22:13-19
  134. "If any man takes a wife and goes in to her and then turns against her,
  135. a computer: Proverbs 21:7
  136. The violence of the wicked will drag them away, Because they refuse to act with justice.
  137. a computer: all against violence
  138. a computer: lmao
  139. a computer: Psalm 140:1
  140. Rescue me, O LORD, from evil men; Preserve me from violent men
  141. a computer: "more violent than the qur'an"
  142. a computer: you damn kids need to stop denying reality and wake up
  145. a computer: mattew 19:18
  146. a sad penguin: Do you not know he origins of the Quaran? It came from the same place as the Bible and the Torah. Like they literally reference the same people, and have really similar stories. In the Bible they literally talk about something called "herem" which is literally a form of genocide. In the book of samuel, When King Saul does not "kill both man and woman, infant and nursing child, ox and sheep, camel and donkey" God takes away his kingdom. (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124494788)
  147. a computer: the bible doesn't say to commit genocide now does it?
  148. a computer: no.
  149. a computer: it doesn't
  150. a sad penguin: "Herem" is genocide
  151. a sad penguin: Read the article
  152. a computer: doesn't say to commit herem
  153. a computer: also this is literally the first google search result
  154. a computer: i looked this up before you
  155. a computer: i read this entire article already
  156. a sad penguin: The Quaran also has ten commandments, too. One is literally "Thou shalt not kill" (http://www.islam-usa.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=118:the-ten-commandments-and-confirmation-in-quran&catid=60:articles&Itemid=145)
  157. a computer: too bad the book also says to kill
  158. a computer: the qur'an has more contradictions than the bible
  159. a computer: but the bible's contradictions don't involve murder
  160. a computer: lmao
  161. a computer: the qur'an says the earth is flat and that the sun sets in a puddle
  162. a computer: it also says that the qur'an is easy to understand
  163. a sad penguin: "Thou shalt not kill"
  164. a sad penguin: Hosea 13:16 "they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with children shall be ripped up."
  165. a sad penguin: Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness."
  166. a computer: The people of Samaria must bear their guilt,
  167. because they have rebelled against their God.
  168. They will fall by the sword;
  169. their little ones will be dashed to the ground,
  170. their pregnant women ripped open.
  171. a sad penguin: I Kings 22:23 "The Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee."
  172. a computer: says their g od
  173. a computer: not god
  174. a computer: Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness." dunno how this is violent
  175. a computer: Kings 22:23 "The Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee."
  176. a sad penguin: I'm just stating another contradiction man
  177. a computer: yeah
  178. a sad penguin: I was gonna do more but you interrupted me
  179. a computer: you were trying to explain to me how the bible was more violent than the qur'an though
  180. a computer: then i fucking owned you and proved that you were wrong
  181. a computer: again
  182. a computer: so now you have to change the subject
  183. a computer: again
  184. a computer: face it commie
  185. a computer: your facts are fiction
  186. a sad penguin: And even if the Bible isn't as violent inherently, people use the Bible as a cover for violent acts. Example, Conversion therapy
  187. a computer: conversion therapy is cancer if it's forced on people
  188. a computer: and yeah people use the bible as a cover for their cancer acts but the bible also doesn't say to slay people
  189. a computer: the qur'an says to kill non-believers dude
  190. a computer: bible doesn't
  191. a sad penguin: "Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the [holy man] who represents God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged."Deuteronomy17:12
  192. a sad penguin: bro it says to kill nonbelievers in the bible too
  193. a computer: Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must die. In this way you will purge the evil from Israel.
  194. a computer: this is about israel
  195. a computer: "The man who acts presumptuously by not listening to the priest who stands there to serve the LORD your God, nor to the judge, that man shall die; thus you shall purge the evil from Israel.
  196. a sad penguin: religion is violent. No religion is perfect. But blaming an entire group of people for some people's actions is completely wrong and prejudice
  197. a computer: thats why i didn't
  198. a computer: i blamed their actions on a book
  199. a computer: you fuckin retard
  200. a sad penguin: ?????
  201. a computer: i said the qur'an is violent
  202. a computer: not every muslim is violent
  203. a sad penguin: SO IS THE BIBLE YA DIPSHIT
  204. a computer: now you're strawmaning me
  205. a sad penguin: the bible is literally so violent
  206. a computer: you found one quote related to the siege of israel
  207. a sad penguin: I will give youproof
  208. a computer: i found over 100
  209. a sad penguin: Give me a minute
  210. a computer: relating to general non-believers
  211. a computer: Quran (4:104) - "And be not weak hearted in pursuit of the enemy; if you suffer pain, then surely they (too) suffer pain as you suffer pain..." Is pursuing an injured and retreating enemy really an act of self-defense?
  213. Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"
  215. Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them" No reasonable person would interpret this to mean a spiritual struggle. The targets of violence are "those who disbelieve" - further defined in the next verse (13) as "defy and disobey Allah." Nothing is said about self-defense. In fact, the verses in sura 8 were narrated shortly after a battle provoked by Muhammad, who had been trying to attack a lightly-armed caravan to steal goods belonging to other people.
  217. Quran (8:15) - "O ye who believe! When ye meet those who disbelieve in battle, turn not your backs to them. (16)Whoso on that day turneth his back to them, unless maneuvering for battle or intent to join a company, he truly hath incurred wrath from Allah, and his habitation will be hell, a hapless journey's end."
  219. Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion is all for Allah" Some translations interpret "fitna" as "persecution", but the traditional understanding of this word is not supported by the historical context (See notes for 2:193). The Meccans were simply refusing Muhammad access to their city during Haj. Other Muslims were allowed to travel there - just not as an armed group, since Muhammad had declared war on Mecca prior to his eviction. The Meccans were also acting in defense of their religion, as it was Muhammad's intention to destroy their idols and establish Islam by force (which he later did). Hence the critical part of this verse is to fight until "religion is only for Allah", meaning that the true justification of violence was the unbelief of the opposition. According to the Sira (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 324) Muhammad further explains that "Allah must have no rivals."
  221. Quran (8:57) - "If thou comest on them in the war, deal with them so as to strike fear in those who are behind them, that haply they may remember."
  223. Quran (8:67) - "It is not for a Prophet that he should have prisoners of war until he had made a great slaughter in the land..."
  225. Quran (8:59-60) - "And let not those who disbelieve suppose that they can outstrip (Allah's Purpose). Lo! they cannot escape. Make ready for them all thou canst of (armed) force and of horses tethered, that thereby ye may dismay the enemy of Allah and your enemy." As Ibn Kathir puts it in his tafsir on this passage, "Allah commands Muslims to prepare for war against disbelievers, as much as possible, according to affordability and availability."
  227. Quran (8:65) - "O Prophet, exhort the believers to fight..."
  228. a computer: Quran (9:5) - "So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captive and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them." According to this verse, the best way of staying safe from Muslim violence at the time of Muhammad was to convert to Islam: prayer (salat) and the poor tax (zakat) are among the religion's Five Pillars. The popular claim that the Quran only inspires violence within the context of self-defense is seriously challenged by this passage as well, since the Muslims to whom it was written were obviously not under attack. Had they been, then there would have been no waiting period (earlier verses make it a duty for Muslims to fight in self-defense, even during the sacred months). The historical context is Mecca after the idolaters were subjugated by Muhammad and posed no threat. Once the Muslims had power, they violently evicted those unbelievers who would not convert.
  230. [Note: The verse says to fight unbelievers "wherever you find them". Even if the context is a time of battle (which it was not) the reading appears to sanction attacks against those "unbelievers" who are not on the battlefield. In 2016, the Islamic State referred to this verse in urging the faithful to commit terror attacks: Allah did not only command the 'fighting' of disbelievers, as if to say He only wants us to conduct frontline operations against them. Rather, He has also ordered that they be slain wherever they may be – on or off the battlefield. (source)]
  232. Quran (9:14) - "Fight against them so that Allah will punish them by your hands and disgrace them and give you victory over them and heal the breasts of a believing people." Humiliating and hurting non-believers not only has the blessing of Allah, but it is ordered as a means of carrying out his punishment and even "heals" the hearts of Muslims.
  234. Quran (9:20) - "Those who believe, and have left their homes and striven with their wealth and their lives in Allah's way are of much greater worth in Allah's sight. These are they who are triumphant." The Arabic word interpreted as "striving" in this verse is the same root as "Jihad". The context is obviously holy war.
  236. Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." "People of the Book" refers to Christians and Jews. According to this verse, they are to be violently subjugated, with the sole justification being their religious status. Verse 9:33 tells Muslims that Allah has charted them to make Islam "superior over all religions." This chapter was one of the final "revelations" from Allah and it set in motion the tenacious military expansion, in which Muhammad's companions managed to conquer two-thirds of the Christian world in the next 100 years. Islam is intended to dominate all other people and faiths.
  238. Quran (9:30) - "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"
  240. Quran (9:38-39) - "O ye who believe! what is the matter with you, that, when ye are asked to go forth in the cause of Allah, ye cling heavily to the earth? Do ye prefer the life of this world to the Hereafter? But little is the comfort of this life, as compared with the Hereafter. Unless ye go forth, He will punish you with a grievous penalty, and put others in your place." This is a warning to those who refuse to fight, that they will be punished with Hell.
  241. a computer: Quran (9:41) - "Go forth, light-armed and heavy-armed, and strive with your wealth and your lives in the way of Allah! That is best for you if ye but knew." See also the verse that follows (9:42) - "If there had been immediate gain (in sight), and the journey easy, they would (all) without doubt have followed thee, but the distance was long, (and weighed) on them" This contradicts the myth that Muslims are to fight only in self-defense, since the wording implies that battle will be waged a long distance from home (in another country and - in this case - on Christian soil, according to the historians).
  243. Quran (9:73) - "O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them; and their abode is hell, and evil is the destination." Dehumanizing those who reject Islam, by reminding Muslims that unbelievers are merely firewood for Hell, makes it easier to justify slaughter. It explains why today's devout Muslims generally have little regard for those outside the faith. The inclusion of "hypocrites" (non-practicing) within the verse also contradicts the apologist's defense that the targets of hate and hostility are wartime foes, since there was never an opposing army made up of non-religious Muslims in Muhammad's time. (See also Games Muslims Play: Terrorists Can't Be Muslim Because They Kill Muslims for the role this verse plays in Islam's perpetual internal conflicts).
  245. Quran (9:88) - "But the Messenger, and those who believe with him, strive and fight with their wealth and their persons: for them are (all) good things: and it is they who will prosper."
  247. Quran (9:111) - "Allah hath purchased of the believers their persons and their goods; for theirs (in return) is the garden (of Paradise): they fight in His cause, and slay and are slain: a promise binding on Him in truth, through the Law, the Gospel, and the Quran: and who is more faithful to his covenant than Allah? then rejoice in the bargain which ye have concluded: that is the achievement supreme." How does the Quran define a true believer?
  249. Quran (9:123) - "O you who believe! fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness."
  251. Quran (17:16) - "And when We wish to destroy a town, We send Our commandment to the people of it who lead easy lives, but they transgress therein; thus the word proves true against it, so We destroy it with utter destruction." Note that the crime is moral transgression, and the punishment is "utter destruction." (Before ordering the 9/11 attacks, Osama bin Laden first issued Americans an invitation to Islam).
  252. a computer: you want more kike?
  253. a computer: Quran (18:65-81) - This parable lays the theological groundwork for honor killings, in which a family member is murdered because they brought shame to the family, either through apostasy or perceived moral indiscretion. The story (which is not found in any Jewish or Christian source) tells of Moses encountering a man with "special knowledge" who does things which don't seem to make sense on the surface, but are then justified according to later explanation. One such action is to murder a youth for no apparent reason (v.74). However, the wise man later explains that it was feared that the boy would "grieve" his parents by "disobedience and ingratitude." He was killed so that Allah could provide them a 'better' son. [Note: This parable along with verse 58:22 is a major reason that honor killing is sanctioned by Sharia. Reliance of the Traveler (Umdat al-Saliq) says that punishment for murder is not applicable when a parent or grandparent kills their offspring (o.1.12).]
  255. Quran (21:44) - "...See they not that We gradually reduce the land (in their control) from its outlying borders? Is it then they who will win?"
  257. Quran (25:52) - "Therefore listen not to the Unbelievers, but strive against them with the utmost strenuousness with it." - The root for Jihad is used twice in this verse - although it may not have been referring to Holy War when narrated, since it was prior to the hijra at Mecca. The "it" at the end is thought to mean the Quran. Thus the verse may have originally meant a non-violent resistance to the 'unbelievers.' Obviously, this changed with the hijra. 'Jihad' after this is almost exclusively within a violent context. The enemy is always defined as people, rather than ideas.
  259. Quran (33:60-62) - "If the hypocrites, and those in whose hearts is a disease (evil desire for adultery, etc.), and those who spread false news among the people in Al-Madinah, cease not, We shall certainly let you overpower them, then they will not be able to stay in it as your neighbors but a little while Accursed, wherever found, they shall be seized and killed with a (terrible) slaughter." This passage sanctions slaughter (rendered as "merciless" and "horrible murder" in other translations) against three groups: hypocrites (Muslims who refuse to "fight in the way of Allah" (3:167) and hence don't act as Muslims should), those with "diseased hearts" (which include Jews and Christians 5:51-52), and "alarmists" or "agitators - those who speak out against Islam. It is worth noting that the victims are to be sought out, which is what today's terrorists do.
  260. a computer: Quran (47:3-4) - "Those who disbelieve follow falsehood, while those who believe follow the truth from their Lord... So, when you meet (fighting Jihad in Allah's Cause), those who disbelieve smite at their necks till when you have killed and wounded many of them, then bind a bond firmly (on them, i.e. take them as captives)... If it had been Allah's Will, He Himself could certainly have punished them (without you). But (He lets you fight), in order to test you, some with others. But those who are killed in the Way of Allah, He will never let their deeds be lost." Holy war is to be pursued against those who reject Allah. The unbelievers are to be killed and wounded. Survivors are to be held captive for ransom. The only reason Allah doesn't do the dirty work himself is to to test the faithfulness of Muslims. Those who kill pass the test. (See also: 47:4 for more context)
  262. Quran (47:35) - "Be not weary and faint-hearted, crying for peace, when ye should be uppermost (Shakir: "have the upper hand") for Allah is with you,"
  264. Quran (48:17) - "There is no blame for the blind, nor is there blame for the lame, nor is there blame for the sick (that they go not forth to war). And whoso obeyeth Allah and His messenger, He will make him enter Gardens underneath which rivers flow; and whoso turneth back, him will He punish with a painful doom." Contemporary apologists sometimes claim that Jihad means 'spiritual struggle.' If so, then why are the blind, lame and sick exempted? This verse also says that those who do not fight will suffer torment in hell.
  266. Quran (48:29) - "Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard (ruthless) against the disbelievers and merciful among themselves" Islam is not about treating everyone equally. This verse tells Muslims that two very distinct standards are applied based on religious status. Also the word used for 'hard' or 'ruthless' in this verse shares the same root as the word translated as 'painful' or severe' to describe Hell in over 25 other verses including 65:10, 40:46 and 50:26..
  268. Quran (61:4) - "Surely Allah loves those who fight in His cause" Religion of Peace, indeed! The verse explicitly refers to "rows" or "battle array," meaning that it is speaking of physical conflict. This is followed by (61:9), which defines the "cause": "He it is who has sent His Messenger (Mohammed) with guidance and the religion of truth (Islam) to make it victorious over all religions even though the infidels may resist." (See next verse, below). Infidels who resist Islamic rule are to be fought.
  270. Quran (61:10-12) - "O You who believe! Shall I guide you to a commerce that will save you from a painful torment. That you believe in Allah and His Messenger (Muhammad), and that you strive hard and fight in the Cause of Allah with your wealth and your lives, that will be better for you, if you but know! (If you do so) He will forgive you your sins, and admit you into Gardens under which rivers flow, and pleasant dwelling in Gardens of'Adn- Eternity ['Adn(Edn) Paradise], that is indeed the great success." This verse refers to physical battle waged to make Islam victorious over other religions (see verse 9). It uses the Arabic root for the word Jihad.
  272. Quran (66:9) - "O Prophet! Strive against the disbelievers and the hypocrites, and be stern with them. Hell will be their home, a hapless journey's end." The root word of "Jihad" is used again here. The context is clearly holy war, and the scope of violence is broadened to include "hypocrites" - those who call themselves Muslims but do not act as such.
  273. a computer: you want more?
  274. a computer: YOU WANT MORE?
  275. a sad penguin: "Further analysis found the Old Testament was more violent than the New Testament, and more than twice as violent as the Quran."Killing and destruction are referenced slightly more often in the New Testament (2.8%) than in the Quran (2.1%), but the Old Testament clearly leads—more than twice that of the Quran—in mentions of destruction and killing (5.3%)." http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/violence-more-common-in-bible-than-quran-text-analysis-reveals-a6863381.html
  276. a sad penguin: Like.... theres literal percentages to prove it
  277. a sad penguin: Mathematically
  278. a computer: yeah but those percentages are about references to violence
  279. a sad penguin: The bible is more violent
  280. a computer: not commandments for violence
  281. a computer: you fucking democrat bluepilled retard
  282. a sad penguin: Also how tf are you sending these quotes so fast? Do you have a document where you just stockpile why muslims are bad? That sounds pretty hateful to me
  283. a computer: lmao proving facts is hateful now
  284. a computer: god you really are ignorant
  285. a computer: i hope pinochett comes back from the dead and gives you a free helicopter ride
  286. a computer: https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com
  287. a sad penguin: Also why are you constantly resorting to namecalling? If we were in person I doubt you would be like this.
  288. a computer: read these
  289. a computer: oh no you'd be fucking dead by now if i met you in person
  290. a computer: i'd bait you into attacking me then i'd shoot you in the head
  291. a computer: self defense kiddo
  292. a sad penguin: This is an anonymous website. There are no consequences. You're yelling these insults at someonee where you have no consequences
  293. a computer: keep crying
  294. a sad penguin: Self defense.... for me trying to have a civil conversation with you?
  295. a computer: no
  296. a computer: self defense for me to shoot you if you attack me
  297. a computer: did you not just read what i said
  298. a computer: a sad penguin: Also why are you constantly resorting to namecalling? If we were in person I doubt you would be like this.
  299. a computer: read these
  300. a computer: oh no you'd be fucking dead by now if i met you in person
  301. a computer: i'd bait you into attacking me then i'd shoot you in the head
  302. a computer: self defense kiddo
  303. a computer: a sad penguin: Also why are you constantly resorting to namecalling? If we were in person I doubt you would be like this.
  304. a computer: read these
  305. a computer: oh no you'd be fucking dead by now if i met you in person
  306. a computer: i'd bait you into attacking me then i'd shoot you in the head
  307. a computer: self defense kiddo
  308. a computer: a sad penguin: Also why are you constantly resorting to namecalling? If we were in person I doubt you would be like this.
  309. a computer: read these
  310. a computer: oh no you'd be fucking dead by now if i met you in person
  311. a computer: i'd bait you into attacking me then i'd shoot you in the head
  312. a computer: self defense kiddo
  313. a computer: read
  314. a computer: my
  315. a computer: messages
  316. a computer: kid
  317. a sad penguin: So you're calling Islam violent and then saying you're gonna shoot me in the head?
  318. a computer: if you attack me
  319. a sad penguin: You said you'd bait me into attacking you
  320. a computer: do you just read one line every time i paste it
  321. a computer: yeah because you have autism
  322. a computer: and that would work
  323. a sad penguin: And you're assuming I'm a kid? So you would shoot and yell these phrases at a literal child wow
  324. a computer: you are a child
  325. a sad penguin: Alrighty
  326. a computer: damn gooks'll never learn
  327. a sad penguin: So you'd call a child all these things?
  328. a computer: 16-21 year old that acts like a 12 year old
  329. a sad penguin: What the fuck, dude
  330. a computer: if you're not 18 or over you're a child
  331. a sad penguin: Also.... bro, please don't use Autism as a slur.
  332. a computer: shut the fuck up aspie
  333. a sad penguin: That's actually shitty.
  334. a computer: nobody cares about your feelings
  335. a computer: shut your dickhole
  336. a computer: i'm not going to argue with you if you're just going to keep making strawman arguments
  337. a sad penguin: You are acting pretty violent for someone who preaches about why violence is bad?
  338. a computer: yeah because you being this inhumanely retarded pisses me off
  339. a computer: it is the very error of the world that makes men mad
  340. a computer: and you are a walking error
  341. a sad penguin: Bro.... I didn't expect this random debate to happen on shamchat you think I had my sources and shit all ready
  342. a computer: yeah i did
  343. a sad penguin: Thanksbro
  344. a computer: you have google
  345. a computer: you fucking dickhead
  346. a computer: you had to take 30 years to look something up
  347. a computer: and then pulled up a strawman argument piece of shit website
  348. a computer: that proved nothing
  349. a computer: you brought up irrelivant statistics
  350. a sad penguin: I think that you just arent confident in your fragile masculinity
  351. a computer: dude if you want to fight give me your address i'll be down there in a week
  352. a sad penguin: That you have to yell white supremacist bullshit at someone you assume is a child
  353. a computer: im
  354. a computer: not
  355. a computer: fucking
  356. a computer: white
  357. a sad penguin: What the fuck
  358. a computer: you
  359. a computer: retard
  360. a sad penguin: Ok
  361. a sad penguin: And why would I give you my address this is a fucking internet fight
  362. a computer: because you said i'm not confident in my masculinity
  363. a computer: i'll fucking show you how "inconfident" i am
  364. a sad penguin: This is so dumb. You can't respect my opinion and actually listen to someone who opposes you
  365. a computer: i don't respect the opinions of people who want to destroy my culture and slaughter my people
  366. a computer: fucking islamapologist
  367. a computer: you're disgusting
  368. a computer: you're dirty
  369. a computer: trash
  370. a computer: fucking
  371. a computer: trash
  372. a sad penguin: You're literally proving that you arent confident in their masculinity by trying to prove that you're masculine
  373. a computer: yeah that's not a logical fallacy at all
  374. a sad penguin: Btw none of these insults hurt
  375. a computer: don't care kiddo
  376. a sad penguin: If you knew you were masculine you wouldn't care what I thought. You wouldn't want to beat me up
  377. a sad penguin: Hey. Being a man is tough. You're constantly expected to hide your feelings.
  378. a computer: i want to beat you up anyway because you're a fucking retard who wants to ruin my country
  379. a computer: i don't have to hide shit because i'm not a little libtard fuckhead like you
  380. a sad penguin: I can tell you have alot of pent up rage.
  381. a computer: i don't cry racism when someone disagrees with me
  382. a sad penguin: Something's up.
  383. a computer: yeah i do because you fucking kikes are trying to ruin this country
  384. a computer: antifa sack of shit
  385. a computer: communist libtard reality-denying fucking autist
  386. a sad penguin: You aren't angry at me. You're angry because the world changed.You're angry because things are changing, aren't you? The world is getting harder. You want it to be back to what it was.
  387. a computer: no i'm angry because you're retarded
  388. a sad penguin: The economy is shit right now, isn't it?
  389. a computer: nope
  390. a computer: it's pretty damn good if i do say so myself
  391. a computer: thanks to trump
  392. a computer: also you're not a psychologist stop being an edgy faggot
  393. a sad penguin: He's been in office for a few months, not much has changed
  394. a computer: uh huh
  395. a computer: thats why we're immediately pissing kids like you off with the anti-immigration shit
  396. a computer: while we sort out our visas
  397. a computer: what did you think about him bombing ISIS in syria?
  398. a sad penguin: He's hurt innocent people.
  399. a computer: that's exactly what i thought you were going to say
  400. a computer: poor innocent terrorists
  401. a sad penguin: ISIS isn't a country or a thing. You can bomb it as much as you want and it won't go away.
  402. a computer: oh poor isis getting their heads blown off
  403. a computer: oh those poor isis members who want to kill anyone who isnt muslim
  404. a sad penguin: You can think its all gone, but it will resurface
  405. a computer: oh those POOR POOR terrorists
  406. a sad penguin: A bomb won't fix anything
  407. a computer: it sure fixed japan
  408. a computer: 2 bombs fixed japan right up
  409. a computer: made em surrender real quick
  410. a sad penguin: What the fuck? It literally destroyed cities full of innocent citizens
  411. a computer: tbh we need another one
  412. a computer: 2 nukes not enough
  413. a sad penguin: You are saying the Quaran is violent yet you want this to happen
  414. a computer: yeah because you live in japan dude
  415. a computer: get nuked with the rest of the fascists
  416. a sad penguin: A bomb won't end terrorism. Terrorists will always exist. A bomb will just make people angry, it will make people want to become terrorists.
  417. a sad penguin: It will just prolong the inevitable.
  418. a computer: yeah because a person killing a bunch of murderers in a bunker will make people sympathetic for the fucking terrorists
  419. a computer: great logic there kid
  420. a sad penguin: A bomb will kill people who are not terrorists. It will make people effected by that hate the United States.
  421. a computer: kill more terrorists than innocent people
  422. a computer: the japs killed hundreds of innocent americans
  423. a computer: 2 wrongs don't make a right but it sure made the japs surrender
  424. a sad penguin: But the ones who knew those innocent people will grow anger towards for our country.
  425. a computer: dont care
  426. a sad penguin: That.... creates..... terrorists
  427. a computer: some spic with nothing in the middle east likely doesnt even know where the bomb came from
  428. a computer: i think you're likely to become a terrorist kiddo
  429. a sad penguin: You don't care that more terrorists will appear
  430. a sad penguin: Okay sure
  431. a computer: with that kind of thinking i should put you on the watch list
  432. a computer: for wrongthink
  433. a computer: you say bombing isis makes people become terrorists more
  434. a computer: so you must feel sympathy for them
  435. a computer: so you're gonna become a terrorist?
  436. a sad penguin: I don't
  437. a sad penguin: You're twisting my words
  438. a computer: because america killed some spics in the middle east?
  439. a computer: i'm immitating you dicknose
  440. a computer: do you see how retarded you sound
  441. a sad penguin: Alright
  442. a sad penguin: No but whatever
  443. a computer: LOL
  444. a computer: keep living in your echo chamber clinton
  445. a computer: you'll get your day
  446. a computer: one day
  447. a computer: not today
  448. a computer: but you'll get yours
  449. a sad penguin: Are you okay
  450. a computer: i'm perfectly fine dude
  451. a sad penguin: Can we please just start frsh
  452. a computer: don't know about you though
  453. a sad penguin: Calm down
  454. a computer: no i don't give retards second chances
  455. a computer: if you want a second chance why dont you go meet some of those nice terrorists in syria
  456. a computer: say hi
  457. a computer: give them a hug
  458. a computer: that'll make them not shoot you
  459. a computer: definitely
  460. a computer: im gonna put this on pastebin
  461. a computer: if i get your ip expect a big ddos
  462. a sad penguin has left the conversation.
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