Dark October (2020) EN

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(ominous music)

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(bright music)

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- Well, that's all I got.

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I do not get paid enough
to deal with this shit.

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(phone vibrates)

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- Hello?

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- Hey, what are you up to?

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- I'm sure a lot more than
your lazy ass is doing.

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- Hey, listen. I've had a day from hell.

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- That's your excuse every day.

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Now, if I had to guess,
you're sitting at your desk

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with your feet propped
up and a vodka bottle

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is probably not that far away from you.

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- You know me so well.

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So, what are you up to?

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- I'm at the market picking
up some wine for later.

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- Do you think you can pick
me up another bottle of vodka?

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- You still owe me from the
last bottle I bought you.

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- Come on. You know I'm good for it.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- So do you think Piper is
enjoying her birthday present?

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- I'm actually gonna give her a call

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to see how it's coming.

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- Skylar, drinking on the job again?

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- Um, Maddie, I'm gonna
have to call you back.

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- I mean your sales,

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Frank down in accounting,

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he's on my back.

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I'm in charge of the sales floor here.

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What am I supposed to do?

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- Listen, just get off
my back for one day.

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I'm having a bad day.

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- I'm having a bad day 'cause
I have to deal with you.

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I need more out of you.

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Do you need to find another job?

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Do you need to go to Alcoholics
Anonymous or something?

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- You know what? Maybe I do.

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- Listen, I really need
you to put, you know,

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all your efforts into this.

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I need you to get out there,

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pound the pavement, get some new clients.

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We have a ton of jewelry to sell.

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This is a great opportunity, Skylar.

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You know, it's almost Halloween,

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and you know what's after Halloween?

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The holidays, gift giving, Christmas.

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Everybody's counting on
our department, you know,

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and we're not gonna make
bonus for the holidays.

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I really need your help here.

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- You know what?
(bottle scrapes)

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I really never liked you,

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but I do appreciate you
giving me some leeway

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and I'll try to cut back on the drinking,

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but I'll make better sales
if I do it while I'm drunk.

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- No, and you're gonna do it sober.

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And I want a progress report
from you every morning,

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Monday through Friday at 9:00 AM.

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So I have something to give to Frank.

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And I'm taking this with me.

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- Now I really need Maddie
to get me that bottle.

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(soft music)

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- What color did you wanna do?

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- Um, you can go ahead

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and just pick out a purple color.

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- Okay.

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Do you like this one?

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- Yes, that's perfect.
- Okay, awesome.

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So it's your birthday.
Do you have any plans?

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- Oh, me and the girls
are just going out later.

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- That'll be fun.

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My friend from work actually invited me

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to a birthday party for her cat tonight.

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So I'm not sure if I'm
gonna go to that yet or not.

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- That sounds very interesting.

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- Yeah, not sure what
that will all consist of.

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(both laugh)

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(phone rings)

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- Hold on one sec.

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- Okay.

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- Hello?

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- How's the pedi coming?

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- Oh, It's so relaxing.

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I didn't realize how bad I needed this.

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- Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

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- I so am.

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- If you think this is good,

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just wait until tonight.

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- Wait, what do you mean?

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- Well, just look in your purse.

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- No fucking way.

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You did not get us these tickets.

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- I knew you really wanted
them for your birthday.

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- Yeah, everyone knew I wanted them,

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but Ghost Town Roadshow sold out

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within minutes of going on sale.

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These tickets are impossible to get.

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- Not when your bestie's a slut.

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- You didn't, you whore.

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- Hey, the roadie was
cute. The sex was great.

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So technically, the tickets were a bonus.

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- Oh my God. You are so unbelievable.

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But that's why I love you.

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- Oh, I love you too.

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Now, make sure you message
me when you get out of there

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so we can get together
for pre-birthday drinks.

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- For sure. I'll message you
as soon as I'm out of here.

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- Okay. See you soon.

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- Okay. Bye.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- $13.33.

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- Here you go.

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- Need a receipt?

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- Nope, that's great.
- Awesome.

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- Thanks.
- Have a good day.

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- You too.

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- I can't believe you got
tickets to that show tonight.

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I really wanted to go
so I'm really jealous.

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- I know, my friends spoil me so much.

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What's your favorite song?

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- I love "Grim Reaper."

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- Oh, that's one of my favorites too.

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- Hey.

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- Hey, what's up?

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- Hey, so your next one canceled.

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And then I was wondering if you were maybe

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gonna make it to my cat party tonight.

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- What time was it again?

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- Like 5:00, 5:30.

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- Okay, 'cause Josh wanted me
to go to the mall with him.

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So I don't think I'm
gonna be able to make it.

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- Oh, well, if you get back in time

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and you feel like coming, you can.

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I got a catnip cake and a bouncy house,

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um, and I got little hats too.

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So I'll bring you one
for your cat tomorrow,

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if you want me to.

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- I'm sure he'd love that.

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I'm sorry I can't come.

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I just have to go to the mall to pick up

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the new slasher movie, but
next year, count me in.

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- Okay.

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I'm not going to any cat party.

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(soft piano music)

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- Excuse me.

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I have a quick question.

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- Give me just one minute.

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- Okay.

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- Hello. Sorry about that.

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- Oh, oh, good.

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So firstly, I wanted to say

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this is the cutest
bookstore I've ever been in.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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And second, so tonight, me and
my friends are going to Salem

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and I just wanted to brush up

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on the town's local history and folklore.

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So do you have anything like that?

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- Of course we do.

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We have plenty of books on Salem.

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You know, it's always
nice to see young people

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who are still interested in books.

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- Oh, I've always loved books

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ever since I was a little girl.

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- Me too, I've always said that books

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are like a window into a new world.

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Oh, shoot. (book thuds)

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(ominous music)

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- What's this?

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- This isn't the book for you.

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- But why not?

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- This book is, it's special.

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- "Black Rainbow."

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What kind of book is this?"

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- This is a book that's been written

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by every person on earth.

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Everyone's thoughts, dreams,

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and fears make up "Black Rainbow."

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- Well what is "Black Rainbow" all about?

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- It is a collection of all
of the thoughts and vibrations

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from every sentient being

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that has ever wandered this dimension.

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The information has been
collected for millions of years

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through a practice. that's known

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as thought pattern extraction.

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- What is thought pattern extraction?

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- Transdimensional fallen
angels gather this data

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without the consent of conscious beings

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and place it into a
collective that's known

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as the "Black Rainbow" to be used later

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in ancient blood rituals and
cannibalistic sacrifices.

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- And how does something
like that end up here?

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(ominous music)

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- "Black Rainbow" is everywhere.

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You just have to know where to find it.

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No, no.

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This isn't the book for you.

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- [Man] Hey, do you have
any books on the flat earth?

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- These books up here are on Salem.

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Let me know if you need anything else.

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- Okay, thanks.

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(intense music)

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(ominous music)

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(phone vibrates)

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- Hello.

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- Hey, where you at?

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- I'm at this really cute new bookstore.

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- (scoffs) A bookstore again, huh?

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It's a wonder the boys
on the football team

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always call you bookworm Betty.

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- Yeah, well at least I didn't screw

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the whole football team.

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- Okay.

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Well I was just wondering
if you were going

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to meet up with us for
Piper's pre-birthday drinks.

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- Yeah, absolutely.

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I just have to go home
and change real quick.

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Where are we meeting again?

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- I was thinking that new place Lakeside.

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- Oh yeah. I heard they
have killer mojitos.

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- Oh, so you're actually
gonna drink today.

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Well, just hurry up.

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- All right. Sounds good.

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What time should I meet you?

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- Around two.

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- Perfect. Sounds good.

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I'll see you there.

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(gasps) (ominous music)

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Oh, damn paper cuts.

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(soft music)

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- Hey, you.
- Hey.

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- I figured I'd find you out here reading.

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- Oh yeah, I just went through
this new book store downtown.

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It's really cute.

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Just prepping for the Salem trip tonight.

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- You gonna do some with witchy shit?

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- Well, me and the
girls are actually going

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to a concert tonight for Piper's birthday.

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Here, come on up. I have Matilda out.

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So the dogs can have - Come on.

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- a little play date while we catch up.

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(dog pants)

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Mathilda's so happy to see you, honey.

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Mathilda, look who's here.

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- Come here.
- Check it out.

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- Russ is like, I want no part of that.

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(chuckles)

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- Pretty girl.

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Come here.

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So who are you guys gonna go see?

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- We're gonna go see Ghost Town Road Show.

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Maddie scored us tickets
even though they're sold out.

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- Oh, that's gonna be great.

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That's like Piper's favorite.

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- I know we also ended up
getting her appointment

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to get her fortune told by Madam Sapphire,

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this new lady from Ireland.

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She's supposed to be like really good.

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- Oh my God.

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- So yeah, it should be
a pretty eventful day.

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What's new with you?

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- Well actually, I just got my nails done.

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- Ooh.

262
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Now that's some witchy shit.

263
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:51,767
- I know, right?

264
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:53,540
Tis the season. - Mm-hmm.

265
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:57,236
- Ooh, what kind of books did you get?

266
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,646
- Just a bunch of stuff on Salem

267
00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,006
since we're gonna be up there.

268
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,236
Folklore, witch trial stuff,

269
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,876
but that one's called the "Black Rainbow"

270
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,566
and the bookstore lady
tried to freak me out

271
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,506
with a bunch of crazy stuff about it.

272
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,896
I don't know. I think it's
just a bunch of dumb stuff.

273
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,096
- That's kind kinda creepy.

274
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,037
- Yeah.

275
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:14,336
- So what even did she tell you?

276
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,626
- Well, she started spouting off about

277
00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:20,546
it's made up of everyone's
feelings and dreams and fears

278
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,596
and then it ended with cannibalistic

279
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,556
and satanic sacrifices.

280
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,416
Yeah, I don't believe
in any of that garbage,

281
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,176
but the pages are
definitely sharp as hell.

282
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,917
So just be careful because I
cut my finger on it earlier.

283
00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:32,456
- Oh fuck.

284
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,696
Well Oliver's obviously
getting pretty antsy

285
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,366
so I should probably leave,

286
00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,960
if that's all right.
- Thanks for stopping by.

287
00:16:37,984 --> 00:16:39,330
- Mm-hmm, definitely give me a call

288
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:40,363
whenever you get back.

289
00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:41,628
- I will for sure.

290
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,069
(soft music)

291
00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:46,460
Say bye, Mathilda. - Bye.

292
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:55,539
- Say bye.

293
00:16:57,358 --> 00:17:00,358
(upbeat rock music)

294
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,116
- Now this is my kind of place.

295
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:42,207
- Yeah, you like any
place that serves alcohol.

296
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:43,231
- Right.

297
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,193
- You ladies have a
seat wherever you like.

298
00:17:46,217 --> 00:17:49,217
(upbeat rock music)

299
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:03,223
- Well, nothing like getting
our buzz on at 2:00 PM.

300
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,756
I mean, I usually started at nine,

301
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,356
so it's really nothing.

302
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,866
- You're a fucking alcoholic.

303
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:10,847
- Well I never drink at all,

304
00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:12,912
so this is gonna be a
whole new thing for me.

305
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:15,493
(upbeat rock music)

306
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:18,106
- All right, what can I
get you ladies to drink?

307
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,503
- Can I have a vodka on the rocks.

308
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,993
- Um, I'll take a Jack and Coke.

309
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,470
- I'll have a Bahama Mama.
- Bahama Mama.

310
00:18:29,683 --> 00:18:30,889
- Skylar, any suggestions?

311
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:32,533
I don't do this very often.

312
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,400
- Just give her a vodka cran.

313
00:18:39,008 --> 00:18:40,308
- Hey, I got their drinks.

314
00:18:41,713 --> 00:18:43,546
- Thanks.
- Thank you.

315
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:48,156
- Have you guys ever seen
Ghost Town Road Show before?

316
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,560
- No.
- That's a negative.

317
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,776
- Me and Skylar went last time
and all I could think about

318
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,186
was how you guys would love it.

319
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,456
The girls are crazy.

320
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,437
- Yeah, they are.

321
00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:57,506
And dude, Marshall is so hot.

322
00:18:57,530 --> 00:19:00,056
I could stare at him the whole time.

323
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,196
- Well, you can talk about
Marshall all you want,

324
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,516
but the drummer's where it's at.

325
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,996
- You know how I said
that concert got crazy

326
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,220
last time we were there.

327
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,779
I definitely threw my bra up on stage.

328
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,002
(all laugh)

329
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,893
- I will most certainly
not be doing that tonight.

330
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,366
- Dude, you, just throw your bra, come on.

331
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:21,940
It's your first concert. - No.

332
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:26,113
- Here you go, ladies.
- Thank you.

333
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:28,106
- Now that's fancy.
- Thanks.

334
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,306
- Yeah.

335
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,686
- So, Lilly, did you find anything cool

336
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,316
at the book store earlier this morning?

337
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,816
- Ah, some things.

338
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,826
Most of it was just written
about the witch trials,

339
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:38,836
which is pretty overplayed
'cause that's all

340
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,436
Salem is known for.

341
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,526
- Speaking of the Salem Witch Trials,

342
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:43,507
the place where I grew up,

343
00:19:43,531 --> 00:19:45,966
it had a town called Hexi
and it was actually famous

344
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:47,376
for its witch.

345
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,016
So apparently when this
little girl was growing up,

346
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,436
her parents died and they
used to play doctor with her.

347
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:54,926
So I don't really know what that means.

348
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:58,256
But later on, as she
grew up, she, thank you.

349
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,280
- Thank you.

350
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,606
- She became a witch
and she cursed the land.

351
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:07,156
And actually this one family
died from drinking, the water,

352
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:10,776
the rabbits, the squirrels,
everything was poisoned.

353
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,026
And later the constable
found her in her house

354
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:15,076
with maggots in her head.

355
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,336
So yeah, that's where I grew up.

356
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,676
- I feel like you've been drinking

357
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,886
just a little too much, Skylar.

358
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,026
- No, I'm serious.

359
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:23,456
This happened.

360
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,136
- Well, if it is true,
hopefully there's a book on it,

361
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,436
'Cause I'd like to read about it

362
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,246
'cause that sounds right up my alley.

363
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,317
- What a nerd.

364
00:20:31,341 --> 00:20:32,956
(all laugh)

365
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,316
- Actually, this is really good.

366
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,936
Good suggestion, Sky.

367
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,196
- You're welcome.

368
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,016
- Piper, we have another surprise for you.

369
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,926
- What? You guys have
already outdone yourselves

370
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,626
with all this birthday stuff.

371
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,066
- Well, if you don't want the surprise,

372
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:47,586
we'll just go to the mall
and spend it on ourselves.

373
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:48,577
- No, no.

374
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:49,826
What is it already?

375
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:50,896
- Okay. Okay.

376
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,556
Are you ready? - Yes.

377
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,130
- Lilly, will you do the honor?

378
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,726
- So Piper, we are taking
you for a palm reading

379
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,176
at this new psychic over on 14th Ave.

380
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,026
She's supposed to be the best around,

381
00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:03,653
and she moved here from Ireland.

382
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,457
- Jesus Christ.

383
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,389
I hope it's not that gook, Madam Sapphire.

384
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:10,836
- What the hell does her
moving here from Ireland

385
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,926
have to do with her being the best around?

386
00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:15,726
I mean, who the fuck
reads palms in Ireland?

387
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,876
- Well, Miss Know It
All, it just so happens

388
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:21,076
that all the best palm readers
originate from Ireland.

389
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,786
I read it in a book once.

390
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:23,933
- Of course you did.

391
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:27,656
Guys, what does it matter
where she came from?

392
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,606
I'm just excited to get my fortune told.

393
00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:32,225
- I knew you'd love that.

394
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,332
(upbeat rock music)

395
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:38,602
It's a real umbrella.

396
00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:40,347
(all laugh)

397
00:21:40,371 --> 00:21:43,204
(hard rock music)

398
00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:09,880
(mystical music)

399
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,356
- Yeah, fuck this.

400
00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:20,766
- Oh no, you don't.

401
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:21,886
This is Piper's present

402
00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:24,336
and you're going to stick
with us until the end.

403
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,356
- How did you even hear
about this place again?

404
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:30,576
- I saw a flyer at the Chinese
restaurant outside yesterday.

405
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,006
- Thank God it wasn't
a flyer for a circus.

406
00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:35,730
Don't even look at it like
anyone's even working here.

407
00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:40,396
- Who has come to see Madam Sapphire?

408
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,663
- Oh, Christ.

409
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:47,093
- There's no taking the Lord's
name in vain in this house.

410
00:23:50,575 --> 00:23:52,906
(mystical music)

411
00:23:52,930 --> 00:23:55,280
- You better not ruin
Piper's birthday present.

412
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,644
- Come this way, young
ladies, and enter my chamber.

413
00:24:00,668 --> 00:24:03,501
(mystical music)

414
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,411
Have a seat ladies.

415
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,656
So girls, let me tell you
a little bit about myself.

416
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,680
I was born in Ireland in the
middle of a beautiful meadow.

417
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:52,946
My mother knew I was gonna be special

418
00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:56,523
because a morning star shot
from the sky that morning.

419
00:24:57,820 --> 00:25:01,846
I always knew all kinds of things.

420
00:25:01,870 --> 00:25:06,056
And I knew when my
mother was going to pass

421
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,146
and I really didn't want to tell her that.

422
00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:12,133
So I hopped the plane
and I came to the U.S.

423
00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:15,286
and that's why I'm here today,

424
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,924
to help people in distress.

425
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:19,781
(mystical music)

426
00:25:24,470 --> 00:25:27,833
So Piper, I hear it's your birthday.

427
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,266
- Um, I'm Piper, Madam Sapphire.

428
00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:34,370
- Shouldn't you have known that?

429
00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:39,823
- Well, do you girls have
your cell phones on you?

430
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:41,700
- [All] Yeah.

431
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:45,326
- It's scrambling my psychic signals.

432
00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:47,696
So you really need to turn
them off and hand them to me

433
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,746
so I can put them in the lobby.

434
00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:51,763
- What, you mean your living room?

435
00:25:53,601 --> 00:25:55,684
(sighs)

436
00:26:01,130 --> 00:26:02,130
- Thank you.

437
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,901
(phones clatter)

438
00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:19,763
So young Piper, let me see your hand.

439
00:26:24,090 --> 00:26:27,259
Ooh, your heart line is very strong.

440
00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:28,866
(ominous music)

441
00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:30,184
But your lifeline...

442
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:32,495
(gasps)

443
00:26:32,519 --> 00:26:34,632
- What?

444
00:26:34,656 --> 00:26:37,546
(sighs)

445
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:39,903
- Let's just move on to the tarot cards.

446
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:49,513
Shuffle the cards please, Piper.

447
00:27:05,010 --> 00:27:06,133
Card one.

448
00:27:08,890 --> 00:27:09,913
The rainbow.

449
00:27:12,270 --> 00:27:15,496
Happiness, joy pleasure,

450
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,936
peace and contentment.

451
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,343
Sounds like a wonderful start to your day.

452
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,240
The hangman.

453
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,920
Transition, change and
reversal of one's way of life.

454
00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,443
The falling tower.

455
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:45,083
Sudden change,

456
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:50,823
abandonment and end of long friendships.

457
00:27:58,437 --> 00:28:01,186
(ominous music)

458
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,210
The devil.

459
00:28:06,330 --> 00:28:08,796
- What? Why are you
looking at me that way?

460
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:11,070
- Yeah, come on guys.
This place is bullshit.

461
00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:15,776
(ominous music)

462
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,686
- Wait, you have to listen to me!

463
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,563
You're in grave danger!

464
00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:23,613
- Get off of me, you crazy bitch!

465
00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:40,260
- Wait girls, you forgot your phones.

466
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,693
Please be careful.

467
00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:47,465
(children playing)

468
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,206
- Thank God we're away
from that psychic bitch.

469
00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:07,406
- I know, we came here for a good time

470
00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:10,726
and she tries to soil our
evening with a black cloud.

471
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:11,866
- How you feeling, Pipes?

472
00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:13,756
- I'm okay.

473
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,936
How long till we get to Salem?

474
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,266
- Well, the band starts at nine,

475
00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:18,596
so we've gotta get on the road now

476
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,988
because we have dinner yet to go.

477
00:29:21,012 --> 00:29:23,679
(upbeat music)

478
00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:24,566
- [Piper] Guys, I really
don't know how to thank you

479
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,066
for such an amazing birthday.

480
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,356
- Aw, oh, you're so welcome.

481
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:29,466
How has the pedi?

482
00:30:29,490 --> 00:30:31,936
- Oh God, it was the
most relaxing experience

483
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,696
I've had in forever and
the lady, she was so nice.

484
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,986
She hooked me up with
a pumpkin spice latte

485
00:30:37,010 --> 00:30:38,636
and an apple cider donut.

486
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:41,466
- No way, a foot massage and a free latte?

487
00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:42,893
Sign me up for that shit.

488
00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,793
- Sounds like a daydream to me.

489
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:47,986
- Well, you better take notes

490
00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:49,816
because my birthday's in a few months,

491
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:53,573
but instead of pumpkin spice,
I want peppermint schnapps.

492
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,086
- Well, I really can't believe you guys

493
00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:59,676
got us tickets for the show tonight.

494
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,586
It's going to be a blast.

495
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:04,936
- I cannot wait to see Marshall
and have him sing to me.

496
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,736
He's so fucking hot.

497
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,426
- You didn't happen to get
us backstage passes, did you?

498
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:12,526
- No, the 33rd row was
the best I could do.

499
00:31:12,550 --> 00:31:16,086
- That's cool. I'll take
them any way I can get them.

500
00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:18,495
- Hey guys, who's getting hungry?

501
00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:19,519
- [All] Me!

502
00:31:21,244 --> 00:31:23,911
(gentle music)

503
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,093
- You're a sinner and you know it.

504
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,543
You don't follow what's in here.

505
00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:05,433
You have man on man sex.

506
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,840
Abortions.

507
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:09,883
You kill babies.

508
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:12,633
You do drugs and alcohol.

509
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,183
You vote for the wrong side.

510
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,283
That's what you do.

511
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,203
Sacrifice.

512
00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:25,836
Rainbows.

513
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,013
Serpents.

514
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,526
Are these things we need?

515
00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:31,724
- What is he talking about?
- Or things we just want?

516
00:32:31,748 --> 00:32:34,148
- I can't believe they
play this in restaurants.

517
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,979
- You're a sinner and you know it.

518
00:32:38,003 --> 00:32:38,812
- You're a sinner

519
00:32:38,836 --> 00:32:39,730
and you know it.
- Because you don't follow

520
00:32:39,754 --> 00:32:41,323
- I know.
- What's in here.

521
00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:43,546
- Well, according to the internet,

522
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,506
everything here's supposed to be amazing.

523
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:48,036
- I know, I love places like this.

524
00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:49,466
- Small town charm, you know.
- These are things

525
00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:51,689
that are only going to hurt you.

526
00:32:51,713 --> 00:32:52,557
'Cause you're a sinner.

527
00:32:52,581 --> 00:32:54,506
- Don't even tell me.
- Mm-hmm.

528
00:32:54,530 --> 00:32:57,016
Mr. Smith himself.

529
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,616
- I thought you were done with Nick.

530
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,723
- I was, but we've just been
together for so long, you know.

531
00:33:03,710 --> 00:33:05,486
- What do they even want this time?

532
00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:07,066
- He's been after me all day

533
00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:08,556
to go out tonight for my birthday.

534
00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:11,086
But I said I had plans with the girls

535
00:33:11,110 --> 00:33:13,303
and he's been texting me all day.

536
00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:18,483
- [Preacher] Why do you
think that these are sins?

537
00:33:18,507 --> 00:33:22,499
These are people who should be cast out.

538
00:33:22,523 --> 00:33:24,273
Don't you understand?

539
00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:26,545
I don't think...

540
00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:28,218
- Is that what you want to drink?

541
00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:31,256
- I'll have a diet cola.

542
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,956
I'll have a regular cola.

543
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:34,336
- I'll have a diet as well.

544
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,010
- Can I just have water?
- Sure.

545
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,356
- [Preacher] I'm just being
(indistinct) from sin.

546
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:42,276
- Guys, she scared the shit out of me.

547
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:43,756
- Well online said the food was great

548
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,806
but they didn't say
anything about the service.

549
00:33:45,830 --> 00:33:47,046
- Well maybe I'll hop online

550
00:33:47,070 --> 00:33:48,693
and give them a little feedback.

551
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,186
- Oh man, look at all these choices.

552
00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:57,376
Biscuits and gravy is calling my name,

553
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,776
but I think I'm actually gonna get

554
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,286
a ham and cheese sandwich.

555
00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:03,790
- Biscuits and gravy at this hour?

556
00:34:03,814 --> 00:34:04,816
Gross.

557
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,186
- Hey, she's a big girl.

558
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,506
She can order what she wants.

559
00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:11,308
- I think I'm getting a corn dog.

560
00:34:11,332 --> 00:34:14,332
(preacher rambling)

561
00:34:17,949 --> 00:34:21,248
- [Preacher] If you can tell me

562
00:34:21,272 --> 00:34:25,028
what's truly wrong with this world...

563
00:34:25,052 --> 00:34:27,772
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

564
00:34:27,796 --> 00:34:30,634
- Thanks.
- You gotta sacrifice.

565
00:34:30,658 --> 00:34:32,456
- Thank you.

566
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,896
- Do you guys know what you'd like to eat?

567
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,036
- Um, yes, I'm gonna have

568
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:40,206
the ham and cheese sandwich

569
00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:43,216
with beer-battered fries, please.

570
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,416
- I'll have a cheeseburger
with onion rings.

571
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,696
- What do you want on your burger?

572
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,671
- Ah, ketchup and mustard.

573
00:34:49,695 --> 00:34:50,997
(preacher rambling)

574
00:34:51,021 --> 00:34:53,588
- I'll have the chicken sandwich
with beer-battered fries.

575
00:34:53,612 --> 00:34:55,129
- Bread or a roll?

576
00:34:55,153 --> 00:34:56,153
- Bread.

577
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:02,800
- Can I have a corn dog and a side of

578
00:35:06,790 --> 00:35:07,790
mushrooms?

579
00:35:08,535 --> 00:35:09,535
- You got it.

580
00:35:12,697 --> 00:35:15,697
(preacher rambles)

581
00:35:24,096 --> 00:35:25,354
- Guys, there's this frame over there

582
00:35:25,378 --> 00:35:27,496
of this couple that says
customer of the month.

583
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,070
I wonder what that's all about.

584
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:33,556
- Hey, it's my birthday.

585
00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:36,076
Can I be the customer of the month today?

586
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,306
- No.

587
00:35:37,330 --> 00:35:40,506
- So how do you become
customer of the month?

588
00:35:40,530 --> 00:35:42,726
- Whoever comes in the most
during the month previous

589
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,232
is customer of the month.

590
00:35:44,256 --> 00:35:45,976
Graham and Emma are in
here almost every day,

591
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,780
having tea and biscuits for breakfast.

592
00:35:48,804 --> 00:35:50,815
- Ooh, all right.

593
00:35:50,839 --> 00:35:53,756
(preacher rambles)

594
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,625
(all laugh)

595
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:03,856
- Why did you bring that with you?

596
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,730
- Because it's a real umbrella.

597
00:36:05,754 --> 00:36:07,946
(all laugh)

598
00:36:07,970 --> 00:36:08,780
- [Preacher] You're
gonna go straight to hell

599
00:36:08,804 --> 00:36:10,176
at this point. - Yeah,

600
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,010
- And you'll deserve it.
- Maddie.

601
00:36:11,034 --> 00:36:12,154
You're gonna go straight to hell.

602
00:36:12,178 --> 00:36:13,256
(all laugh)

603
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,136
- I'm really going to hell if
you can't have even one drink.

604
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,433
- Right, we were just at the strip club.

605
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,275
- What brings you girls to town today?

606
00:36:26,299 --> 00:36:28,266
- Oh, just going to a concert.

607
00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:29,436
- Concert?

608
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,576
There's nothing going on around here.

609
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,457
- It's in Salem.

610
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,566
You see, we're all going
together for her birthday.

611
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:37,376
- Oh, which way are you headed?

612
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,286
- Um, North 33.

613
00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:42,076
About two hours away from here.

614
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:45,026
- Well, whatever you do, you
make sure you stay on 33.

615
00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,386
Don't take any shortcuts

616
00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:48,636
and don't go on School House Road.

617
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,936
You don't wanna end up there. Trust me.

618
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,927
Enjoy your meal.

619
00:36:51,951 --> 00:36:54,176
- [Preacher] His house, you
don't follow the rules...

620
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,845
- What was that all about?

621
00:36:55,869 --> 00:36:57,113
- I don't know.

622
00:36:57,137 --> 00:36:58,815
(preacher rambles)

623
00:36:58,839 --> 00:37:01,860
(ketchup squirts)

624
00:37:01,884 --> 00:37:03,341
- Hey guys. Mm.

625
00:37:03,365 --> 00:37:05,698
(all laugh)

626
00:37:07,512 --> 00:37:08,512
- Funny.

627
00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:11,490
- [Preacher] That's a sin.

628
00:37:13,385 --> 00:37:14,300
Your life is...

629
00:37:14,324 --> 00:37:16,593
- That was a really good home-cooked meal.

630
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:21,896
- Now all I need is a tall glass of vodka.

631
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,673
- That's the last thing you need.

632
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,656
- It feels like we've been
waiting for this check forever.

633
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,436
- No wonder, she's all over
that guy in the corner.

634
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,996
- [Waitress] Pay attention to me.

635
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:34,806
- Um, excuse me?

636
00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:36,923
Could we please have our check?

637
00:37:38,346 --> 00:37:41,263
(preacher rambles)

638
00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:44,958
- Thanks.

639
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:55,796
- Now remember what I said.

640
00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,920
You guys wanna stay off School House Road.

641
00:37:59,067 --> 00:38:00,067
- Thanks.

642
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:02,876
- Well, we better get going.

643
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,446
I'm not going to miss Marshall
singing his love songs

644
00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:06,470
without a shirt on.

645
00:38:07,301 --> 00:38:08,985
- I know he's so dreamy.

646
00:38:09,009 --> 00:38:11,676
(ominous music)

647
00:38:13,495 --> 00:38:16,328
(crickets chirp)

648
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:24,296
- Well there's still some
travel time left in the trip.

649
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,286
We might as well play a
game of truth or dare.

650
00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:29,736
- What? How are we gonna
do dares in the car?

651
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,786
- Okay then. Truth, truth.

652
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,443
- I don't know about that guys.

653
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,572
- Why, do you have something to hide?

654
00:38:37,596 --> 00:38:38,447
- Ha, ha.

655
00:38:38,471 --> 00:38:40,713
We all know you have nothing to hide.

656
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,446
Well, who's gonna go first?

657
00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:47,846
- Oh, me, me.

658
00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:49,916
- Okay, Piper. You can go first.

659
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:51,896
- Piper, have you ever smoked weed?

660
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,486
- (scoffs) Who hasn't?

661
00:38:54,510 --> 00:38:58,886
- Uh-oh, somebody better
call Rehab Anonymous.

662
00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:02,326
- It's Alcoholics Anonymous, genius.

663
00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:05,246
- Oh, okay. Act like you never did.

664
00:39:05,270 --> 00:39:06,806
- Okay. Okay.

665
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:08,286
Who's next?

666
00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:09,310
- Me, do me.

667
00:39:10,190 --> 00:39:11,586
- Okay, Lilly.

668
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:14,263
Have you ever stolen a
book from the library?

669
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:18,596
- Why would I do that when
I can rent them for free?

670
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:21,620
- I don't know what kind of
twisted book fantasies you have.

671
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:23,936
- Good Lord, Skylar. All right.

672
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,426
It's your turn.

673
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:26,956
- Okay. Hit me.

674
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:29,446
- How many people have you slept with?

675
00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:33,566
- Well, there was Cameron from last night,

676
00:39:33,590 --> 00:39:38,493
Joshua from last week and
Kyle from this morning.

677
00:39:38,517 --> 00:39:40,766
(chuckles) (scoffs)

678
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:41,790
What?

679
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:45,026
- Okay, who's next?
- Me, me.

680
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,876
- Okay, so we all know
you've been crushing

681
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,686
on that boy from the supermarket.

682
00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:50,383
How far have you went with him?

683
00:39:50,407 --> 00:39:52,646
- (sighs) Could we ask something else?

684
00:39:52,670 --> 00:39:54,836
- No. That's your question.

685
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,783
- I haven't even gone on a date with him.

686
00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,763
(gentle music)

687
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:40,746
- Any signs of life?

688
00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:43,176
- Yeah, really. Aren't we gonna be late?

689
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,676
- Well, I really can't drive any faster

690
00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:46,820
with the tires that I have.

691
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,427
(gentle music)

692
00:41:07,414 --> 00:41:09,630
(car sputters)

693
00:41:09,654 --> 00:41:10,654
Oh no.

694
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,060
- Are you fucking kidding me?

695
00:41:13,084 --> 00:41:15,751
(car sputters)

696
00:41:25,830 --> 00:41:27,253
- What, what's going on?

697
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,646
- Stop it already.
- Hey, I'm not

698
00:41:30,670 --> 00:41:31,577
fucking around this time.

699
00:41:31,601 --> 00:41:33,527
We're having car trouble.

700
00:41:33,551 --> 00:41:35,666
- (sighs) You've got to be joking, right?

701
00:41:35,690 --> 00:41:36,690
- I wish.

702
00:41:37,819 --> 00:41:40,186
- And when's the last time
you put oil on this thing?

703
00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:41,886
- Literally yesterday.

704
00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:43,396
- Oh, so you can change your oil,

705
00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:45,103
but you can't change your tires?

706
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,533
- So now what do we do?

707
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,820
- Well, I got nothing.

708
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:53,180
- Me, either.

709
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,776
- Guys. This is serious.

710
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,996
We're in the middle of nowhere,

711
00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:01,036
we have no cell service and we
haven't passed a gas station

712
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,746
or anything in like how long?

713
00:42:03,770 --> 00:42:06,236
- Good Lord. What a way to wake up.

714
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:08,256
Can we at least roll down
the windows or something?

715
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,796
Get some fresh air.

716
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,242
- Yeah, here.

717
00:42:11,266 --> 00:42:14,470
(window rolls down)

718
00:42:14,494 --> 00:42:17,244
(insects chirp)

719
00:42:18,430 --> 00:42:19,737
- Guys, I have to pee

720
00:42:19,761 --> 00:42:21,536
- (scoffs) Skylar, right now?

721
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:22,986
Really? - I'm sorry.

722
00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:26,010
My bladder works overtime when
I'm nervous and when I drink.

723
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,256
- Okay. Just be careful.

724
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,933
- Okay. Thanks.

725
00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:48,697
(buckle jangles)

726
00:42:48,721 --> 00:42:51,132
(zipper unzips)

727
00:42:51,156 --> 00:42:53,989
(urine trickles)

728
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,796
Guys, you will not
believe what I just found.

729
00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:22,026
There's a building up there.

730
00:43:22,050 --> 00:43:23,476
- A what?

731
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,206
- What type of building?
Did you see anyone?

732
00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:26,476
Any lights?

733
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,516
- It's looks like an old school,

734
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:30,706
but not lights that I saw.

735
00:43:30,730 --> 00:43:31,756
- What are we waiting for?

736
00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:33,746
Let's get out of here.

737
00:43:33,770 --> 00:43:36,146
- Well, it looks like our only option.

738
00:43:36,170 --> 00:43:38,776
- Well, yeah, but I'm kind of scared.

739
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,586
- Yeah, I get that, but
someone might be up there

740
00:43:40,610 --> 00:43:41,557
to help us with the car.

741
00:43:41,581 --> 00:43:43,193
- Yeah. Come on, Pipes.

742
00:43:44,699 --> 00:43:47,363
- (sighs) Okay. Let's go.

743
00:43:49,108 --> 00:43:54,108
(ominous music) (wind whistles)

744
00:44:13,072 --> 00:44:15,016
(water splashes)

745
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:15,850
- Fuck!

746
00:44:15,874 --> 00:44:20,801
(ominous music) (wind whistles)

747
00:44:23,441 --> 00:44:25,726
- It looks like an old school.

748
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,106
- Fuck.
- What?

749
00:44:27,130 --> 00:44:29,303
- That crazy at the restaurant,
she wrote on our bill,

750
00:44:29,327 --> 00:44:32,266
"Do not go down Schoolhouse Road."

751
00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:34,516
Guessing we made a wrong turn.

752
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,356
- Oh my God.

753
00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:38,316
- Well, we can always make the best of it.

754
00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:39,566
It's getting dark soon.

755
00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:41,693
We're gonna have to walk
for help in the morning.

756
00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,717
Well, let's get walking.

757
00:44:45,741 --> 00:44:48,408
(wind whistles)

758
00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:58,626
(ominous music)

759
00:45:14,449 --> 00:45:17,116
(wind whistles)

760
00:45:21,513 --> 00:45:24,096
(door creaks)

761
00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:36,526
Well, it certainly looks
like school's not in session.

762
00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:39,336
- No shit. I'm not sure
if I should laugh or cry.

763
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,916
- I know, right?

764
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:41,986
- I'm just glad we're inside.

765
00:45:42,010 --> 00:45:43,903
I could not be outside all day.

766
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:47,066
- Hey, birthday girl.

767
00:45:47,090 --> 00:45:48,563
Why don't you go first?

768
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:59,346
- When you think the
last person was in here?

769
00:45:59,370 --> 00:46:00,436
- Mm, from the look of it,

770
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:02,893
I'd say I have no fucking clue.

771
00:46:20,959 --> 00:46:23,542
(water drips)

772
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,249
- Well, does anybody have
to go to the bathroom?

773
00:46:29,273 --> 00:46:31,133
- Geez, I wish I would've known.

774
00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:34,416
- By the looks of it, looks
like it's been a while

775
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,890
since the cleaning lady graced
the rooms of this place.

776
00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:45,916
- Where do you think they go?

777
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,536
- How do you think I know?

778
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,847
- Well, they probably go upstairs.

779
00:46:49,871 --> 00:46:50,896
(scoffs) We're not gonna

780
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,520
get anywhere just standing here.

781
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,913
(loud clatter) (all gasp)

782
00:47:07,937 --> 00:47:09,744
What the hell was that?

783
00:47:09,768 --> 00:47:12,163
- I'm not sure about this exploring thing.

784
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,121
- I'm sure that the
building's just settling.

785
00:47:16,145 --> 00:47:20,228
- Shouldn't a place this
old have settled by now?

786
00:47:30,651 --> 00:47:32,819
(ominous music)

787
00:47:32,843 --> 00:47:34,553
I don't think we should keep looking.

788
00:47:34,577 --> 00:47:36,429
- (scoffs) Don't be such a pussy.

789
00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:39,120
(ominous music)

790
00:47:46,272 --> 00:47:48,746
(loud bang)
What the fuck was that?

791
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:50,776
- Maybe we should just go back to the car.

792
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,626
- And what? Get attacked
by bear in broad daylight?

793
00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:56,376
- Well, if we stay here,
we might be dead too.

794
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,406
- It's fine.

795
00:47:57,430 --> 00:47:58,530
Let's just keep going.

796
00:47:59,814 --> 00:48:02,564
(ominous music)

797
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:14,373
- Hey, wait up guys.

798
00:48:24,312 --> 00:48:26,156
- Do you guys know those
sounds we just heard?

799
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:27,616
They remind me a lot of the sounds

800
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,981
I used to hear at my grandma's
house when I was little.

801
00:48:30,005 --> 00:48:33,003
- What, did your grandparents
live in a haunted school too?

802
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,446
- Funny, no.

803
00:48:35,470 --> 00:48:36,556
But when I was little
and I'd spend the night,

804
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:39,406
I'd hear these sounds
all the time at night.

805
00:48:39,430 --> 00:48:41,806
And she explained to me that
they came from the pipes

806
00:48:41,830 --> 00:48:43,716
from the furnace in the basement.

807
00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:46,236
- What, do you think
this place has a furnace?

808
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:47,936
- I mean, probably.

809
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,066
So that's probably where
the noises are coming from.

810
00:48:51,090 --> 00:48:53,136
Do you wanna go check it out?

811
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,586
- Well, maybe two of us should
stay up here and walk around

812
00:48:55,610 --> 00:48:58,003
and the other two check the basement area.

813
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,686
- I don't know why someone always suggests

814
00:49:00,710 --> 00:49:02,995
to split up at the dumbest time.

815
00:49:03,019 --> 00:49:04,786
(ominous music)

816
00:49:04,810 --> 00:49:07,606
- Lilly, do you wanna come
with me to the basement?

817
00:49:07,630 --> 00:49:09,673
Lilly? Hello?

818
00:49:11,591 --> 00:49:13,183
- Oh, yeah, that's fine.

819
00:49:15,472 --> 00:49:16,762
- Good luck, guys.

820
00:49:16,786 --> 00:49:19,453
(ominous music)

821
00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:27,625
Lilly, what are you doing?

822
00:49:30,205 --> 00:49:32,332
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

823
00:49:32,356 --> 00:49:34,606
I just feel a little weird.

824
00:49:35,863 --> 00:49:37,546
- I hope that world famous diner

825
00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:39,378
didn't give you food poisoning.

826
00:49:39,402 --> 00:49:40,758
- You think?

827
00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:41,997
- All right, kiddo.

828
00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:44,771
(ominous music)

829
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:59,246
Some birthday surprise
this turned out to be, huh?

830
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:01,116
- I mean, there's no way that any of us

831
00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:02,847
could have known this was gonna happen.

832
00:50:02,871 --> 00:50:04,986
- I guess it's just the luck of the draw.

833
00:50:05,010 --> 00:50:07,290
And poor Piper.

834
00:50:07,314 --> 00:50:09,664
(sighs) You know, I wanted
to see that concert.

835
00:50:10,586 --> 00:50:12,236
I guess there's always next year.

836
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,066
There's no way we're
getting out of here tonight.

837
00:50:15,090 --> 00:50:16,090
What do you think?

838
00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:18,849
Hey!

839
00:50:18,873 --> 00:50:19,876
(snaps fingers)

840
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:22,608
Hey, what are you doing?

841
00:50:22,632 --> 00:50:25,450
- Ah, yeah, uh, I don't know.

842
00:50:27,563 --> 00:50:30,206
- What the hell is wrong with you?

843
00:50:30,230 --> 00:50:31,376
- It's nothing, I'm just stressed out

844
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,496
about this whole situation.

845
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,896
- Okay. I was just worried.

846
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,066
You really had me
freaked out for a second.

847
00:50:37,090 --> 00:50:39,106
- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry.

848
00:50:39,130 --> 00:50:40,896
- Okay. Let's keep going.

849
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,036
We have to find the furnace.

850
00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:43,342
It's gonna be a long, cold night.

851
00:50:43,366 --> 00:50:46,116
(wind whistles)

852
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,226
- I'm sorry your birthday
turned out this way.

853
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,941
- Oh, it's okay. At least I'm
here with my best friends.

854
00:50:52,965 --> 00:50:53,965
- Aw.

855
00:50:56,070 --> 00:50:58,806
- I really hope the girls are
finding that furnace okay.

856
00:50:58,830 --> 00:51:00,086
- Yeah, me too, I really wanna know

857
00:51:00,110 --> 00:51:01,823
where those noises are coming from.

858
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:05,416
- Hey, look, another set of stairs.

859
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,536
- Hmm, this building
does not look that tall

860
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:08,726
from the outside.

861
00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:10,186
- Do you wanna take 'em?

862
00:51:10,210 --> 00:51:13,026
- I mean, we don't know
how far the others got.

863
00:51:13,050 --> 00:51:14,436
We probably should have got a plan

864
00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:15,797
to meet up with them later.

865
00:51:15,821 --> 00:51:18,116
- Well, it's a little too late for that.

866
00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:20,443
- No doubt. Well, let's give them a try.

867
00:51:21,289 --> 00:51:24,039
(ominous music)

868
00:51:31,717 --> 00:51:34,384
- Ooh, look at this small space.

869
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,514
Oh my God. - What?

870
00:51:36,538 --> 00:51:37,754
- Look what I found.

871
00:51:37,778 --> 00:51:40,326
(ominous music)

872
00:51:40,350 --> 00:51:41,676
- What the fuck?

873
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,136
- How the hell did this get here?

874
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,403
- I have no idea.

875
00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:46,237
- Do you think we should show Lilly?

876
00:51:46,261 --> 00:51:48,636
You know how much she loves books.

877
00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:51,176
- Hell no. She's been
acting all sickly and weird.

878
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,196
The last thing she needs is
to worry about another book.

879
00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:55,220
- You're right.

880
00:51:56,020 --> 00:51:56,830
(book thuds) Maybe I shouldn't

881
00:51:56,854 --> 00:51:57,986
even touched it.

882
00:51:58,010 --> 00:51:59,166
- I don't think touching it will have

883
00:51:59,190 --> 00:52:00,206
any negative side effects,

884
00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:02,156
but it should definitely just stay there.

885
00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:03,716
- For sure, and we're not going

886
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:05,836
to tell the other two we found it either.

887
00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:07,551
- Right, I agree.

888
00:52:07,575 --> 00:52:10,492
(furnace whirring)

889
00:52:13,352 --> 00:52:14,646
- Hmm.
- It sounds like

890
00:52:14,670 --> 00:52:16,506
I can hear a furnace.

891
00:52:16,530 --> 00:52:18,836
- Yeah. Maybe it's already running.

892
00:52:18,860 --> 00:52:21,426
- That's probably why the
lights and everything are on.

893
00:52:21,450 --> 00:52:23,646
- That's true. So we'll get warm soon.

894
00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:24,761
- Yeah.

895
00:52:24,785 --> 00:52:26,773
It's so gross in here.

896
00:52:28,370 --> 00:52:30,886
- When do you think this place was built?

897
00:52:30,910 --> 00:52:33,532
- I don't know. Probably the 1700's.

898
00:52:33,556 --> 00:52:34,716
- (chuckles) That's true.

899
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:37,126
Can you imagine going to school here?

900
00:52:37,150 --> 00:52:39,536
- Yeah, I don't even know
what you would learn about.

901
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,372
What's history before history?

902
00:52:41,396 --> 00:52:42,996
(both chuckle)

903
00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:44,196
- Since we already found the furnace,

904
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,176
maybe we should go find the girls.

905
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,296
- Yeah, we should probably
start looking for 'em soon.

906
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,180
It might take a while with
how big this place is.

907
00:52:51,204 --> 00:52:52,406
I feel like we're going in circles

908
00:52:52,430 --> 00:52:54,830
and it's starting to make
me feel a little sick.

909
00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:58,060
- Let's go.

910
00:52:58,084 --> 00:52:58,986
(body thuds)

911
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:00,883
Oh, my fucking God.

912
00:53:02,090 --> 00:53:04,806
Found the coal for the furnace.

913
00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:06,405
- Hey.

914
00:53:06,429 --> 00:53:08,206
- Hey, hey, hey, what?

915
00:53:08,230 --> 00:53:09,713
I'm covered in shit here.

916
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,126
- I'm gonna go get some help.

917
00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,816
I need my jacket.

918
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,506
- Help? I don't need help.

919
00:53:18,530 --> 00:53:19,716
Where are you going?

920
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:21,886
We need to stick together.

921
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:22,910
Oh!

922
00:53:24,101 --> 00:53:26,826
Oh, this is my good outfit!

923
00:53:26,850 --> 00:53:29,576
Where am I supposed to get
cleaned up in a place like this?

924
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,066
Lilly?

925
00:53:31,090 --> 00:53:32,090
Lilly?

926
00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:41,116
What the hell's back here?

927
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,717
No fucking way.

928
00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:21,874
(water sprays)

929
00:54:21,898 --> 00:54:23,910
I can't believe this shit works.

930
00:54:23,934 --> 00:54:25,713
I feel so fucking dirty.

931
00:54:25,737 --> 00:54:28,154
(soft music)

932
00:55:59,069 --> 00:56:01,652
(water sprays)

933
00:56:03,099 --> 00:56:05,599
(water drips)

934
00:56:17,501 --> 00:56:18,807
(sighs)

935
00:56:18,831 --> 00:56:20,782
(intense music)

936
00:56:20,806 --> 00:56:21,809
Lilly!

937
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:26,500
(snarls) (flesh tears)

938
00:56:32,207 --> 00:56:34,270
(snarls)

939
00:56:34,294 --> 00:56:36,541
(flesh tears)

940
00:56:36,565 --> 00:56:39,232
(intense music)

941
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,590
(ominous music)

942
00:57:05,659 --> 00:57:06,659
- Hello?

943
00:57:07,802 --> 00:57:09,052
Can I help you?

944
00:57:15,128 --> 00:57:17,878
Hey, um, what are you doing here?

945
00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:20,898
(ominous music)

946
00:57:20,922 --> 00:57:23,589
(intense music)

947
00:57:43,032 --> 00:57:45,115
(groans)

948
00:57:48,634 --> 00:57:50,884
(snarling)

949
00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:01,766
(screams) (flesh squelches)

950
00:58:01,790 --> 00:58:03,873
(growls)

951
00:58:04,844 --> 00:58:09,844
(chomping) (flesh squishes)

952
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,033
- Oh my God. This place goes on forever.

953
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:22,236
- I know it's like a fucking labyrinth.

954
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:23,117
- Don't say that.

955
00:58:23,141 --> 00:58:24,576
That reminds me of the one movie

956
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,726
where that guy chases the kid with the ax

957
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:28,706
in the maze in the snow.

958
00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:31,374
(scoffs)

959
00:58:31,398 --> 00:58:33,526
Well, since you brought
up the size of this place,

960
00:58:33,550 --> 00:58:35,586
I was thinking maybe we should just stay

961
00:58:35,610 --> 00:58:36,520
in one place for right now.

962
00:58:36,544 --> 00:58:38,586
We don't have the slightest clue

963
00:58:38,610 --> 00:58:40,546
where Lilly and Skylar are.

964
00:58:40,570 --> 00:58:42,696
In case they pass through.

965
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,906
- I know, believe me, I know.

966
00:58:43,930 --> 00:58:45,426
I've been thinking about that.

967
00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:47,013
- So what do you wanna do?

968
00:58:47,037 --> 00:58:48,176
- What do I wanna do?

969
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,416
I wanna get a huge cheeseburger

970
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,786
and then get a foot massage

971
00:58:51,810 --> 00:58:53,946
and then watch "Dark Shade Creek."

972
00:58:53,970 --> 00:58:55,836
That movie scares the shit out of me.

973
00:58:55,860 --> 00:58:57,346
- I know, right?

974
00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:58,616
I watched that last Halloween

975
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,856
on the "Horror Movie Marathon."

976
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,336
- Oh, I love Halloween.

977
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,666
This kind of feels like Halloween,

978
00:59:03,690 --> 00:59:05,836
except we're getting more of the tricks

979
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:07,159
rather than the treats.

980
00:59:07,183 --> 00:59:09,933
(ominous music)

981
00:59:27,331 --> 00:59:31,081
- Hmm, this GPS tracker
took me right to her.

982
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,770
Where the hell is this?

983
00:59:32,794 --> 00:59:34,530
I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere.

984
00:59:36,463 --> 00:59:39,213
(ominous music)

985
00:59:43,452 --> 00:59:45,863
Well looky what we have here.

986
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,650
I knew I'd find her here.

987
01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:10,801
Where the hell are they at?

988
01:00:10,825 --> 01:00:13,346
(ominous music)

989
01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:14,370
Piper?

990
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,560
What the hell's a school
doing all the way out here?

991
01:00:28,998 --> 01:00:31,972
It's probably where the
Illuminati have their orgies.

992
01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:34,663
(ominous music)

993
01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:46,444
(door creaks)

994
01:01:06,290 --> 01:01:07,290
Girls?

995
01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:13,550
Piper, I know you're in here.

996
01:01:18,548 --> 01:01:21,215
(ominous music)

997
01:01:24,363 --> 01:01:26,338
(intense music)

998
01:01:26,362 --> 01:01:28,677
- (sighs) I have to pee so bad.

999
01:01:29,766 --> 01:01:30,906
- Really, Maddie?

1000
01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:31,767
Right now?

1001
01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:34,310
- Well when you gotta go, you gotta go.

1002
01:01:34,334 --> 01:01:36,216
(sighs)

1003
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,566
Plus I kind of overdid it
today with the sports drinks.

1004
01:01:39,590 --> 01:01:41,936
I was so hungover I'm
from drinking last night.

1005
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,646
- I don't need to hear that kind of shit.

1006
01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:45,006
You're how old? You should be able

1007
01:01:45,030 --> 01:01:46,299
to handle yourself by now.

1008
01:01:46,323 --> 01:01:48,006
- I don't need your motherly lectures,

1009
01:01:48,030 --> 01:01:50,036
I just need a restroom.

1010
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:52,646
- Well, what are we gonna do
if the girls come through?

1011
01:01:52,670 --> 01:01:55,316
I thought the deal was that
we were gonna stay in one spot

1012
01:01:55,340 --> 01:01:56,726
so we wouldn't miss them.

1013
01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,786
- Well would you rather stay here?

1014
01:01:58,810 --> 01:02:01,206
- No freaking way am I staying here alone

1015
01:02:01,230 --> 01:02:03,046
in this hell hole.
- Well then I suggest

1016
01:02:03,070 --> 01:02:03,956
you follow me.

1017
01:02:03,980 --> 01:02:06,896
(thunder rumbles)

1018
01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:21,231
- I don't remember any of this.

1019
01:02:21,255 --> 01:02:23,186
Are you sure we're going the right way?

1020
01:02:23,210 --> 01:02:25,343
- Yeah, it's right up here.

1021
01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:27,676
- We should just look
downstairs for a bathroom.

1022
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:29,625
This is like walking in circles.

1023
01:02:29,649 --> 01:02:32,288
(ominous music)

1024
01:02:32,312 --> 01:02:33,966
(floor creaks)

1025
01:02:33,990 --> 01:02:35,157
- Ah...
- What?

1026
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:37,340
- Is that Lilly?

1027
01:02:37,364 --> 01:02:39,575
(ominous music)

1028
01:02:39,599 --> 01:02:42,182
(floor creaks)

1029
01:02:52,165 --> 01:02:54,915
(intense music)

1030
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,176
Lilly, what the hell are you doing?

1031
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,463
Where's Skylar?

1032
01:03:01,487 --> 01:03:04,154
(ominous music)

1033
01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:14,127
(clattering)

1034
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:22,540
(lightning strikes)

1035
01:03:28,601 --> 01:03:31,268
(intense music)

1036
01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:34,740
(screams)

1037
01:03:34,764 --> 01:03:37,431
(ominous music)

1038
01:03:49,092 --> 01:03:51,842
(footsteps thud)

1039
01:04:03,463 --> 01:04:05,775
(footsteps thud)

1040
01:04:05,799 --> 01:04:07,059
- Skylar!

1041
01:04:07,083 --> 01:04:07,893
Help me!

1042
01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:10,583
(ominous music)

1043
01:04:11,594 --> 01:04:12,742
Skylar!

1044
01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:13,576
Skylar!

1045
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,266
(ominous music)

1046
01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:27,588
(sobs)

1047
01:04:27,612 --> 01:04:30,942
- Maddie, please don't run away.

1048
01:04:30,966 --> 01:04:33,567
I don't know what's wrong with me.

1049
01:04:33,591 --> 01:04:35,343
Maddie, I don't feel so good.

1050
01:04:35,367 --> 01:04:39,802
(sobs) Can you help me, please?

1051
01:04:39,826 --> 01:04:41,076
Maddie, please!

1052
01:04:42,214 --> 01:04:44,131
(sobs)

1053
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,116
- Lilly, what's gotten into you?

1054
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:51,949
What were you doing with that ax?

1055
01:04:51,973 --> 01:04:52,904
(sobs)

1056
01:04:52,928 --> 01:04:55,667
Where's Skylar and Piper?

1057
01:05:01,190 --> 01:05:03,290
- Have you ever been in a rainbow, Maddie?

1058
01:05:05,020 --> 01:05:06,020
I have.

1059
01:05:07,210 --> 01:05:11,343
They're black inside
and that's where I am,

1060
01:05:12,860 --> 01:05:14,177
in the blackness.

1061
01:05:17,159 --> 01:05:18,909
In the black rainbow.

1062
01:05:21,216 --> 01:05:23,883
(intense music)

1063
01:05:48,654 --> 01:05:50,904
(whimpers)

1064
01:05:53,497 --> 01:05:54,307
(neck snaps)

1065
01:05:54,331 --> 01:05:57,344
(body thuds)

1066
01:05:57,368 --> 01:06:00,035
(ominous music)

1067
01:06:09,430 --> 01:06:12,263
(creepy chanting)

1068
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:31,020
(heavy metal music)

1069
01:08:17,909 --> 01:08:20,992
(distorted chanting)

1070
01:08:21,016 --> 01:08:23,016
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