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  1. The customer service agent tells me there aren’t any more planes to Tulsa tonight. I am a <cyclinglink $mood "sweet" "vicious">> person, so I <<timedcycle 1s>><<if $mood eq "vicious">>perform a throat strike on her<elseif $mood eq "sweet">>tell her I sympathize with her having to deal with so many angry customers.<<endif>><<endtimedcycle>>
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