Pizza Rulz

Pizza rules:

Pizza must be thin crust cut into squares. While a square pan and crust is preferable, round pizzas are acceptable, providing the below criteria are met:

Cheese must be crusty golden brown on the top, but still have some “ooze” factor. There must be enough sauce that the cheese and topping can move around a bit, but not too sloppy. Crust must be dry.

Unacceptable toppings include seafood of any kind. Absolutely no shrimp or anchovies are allowed.

For best results, eat the pizza hot enough to burn the roof of you mouth. You will have a mouth blister for days, but it will be worth it.