"you are a normal guy in his own bedroom. you let out a fart" You feel the pain of your chest being crushed and then slowly start to die.

> fart again\

You try to get up but it is no use, you can't even move your body at all. The pain from your chest has increased greatly now and you have lost all feeling in your arms and legs. You feel like you will soon pass out.

> fart over and over again

You continue to do this for what seems like hours until eventually you stop. You don't know how long you were doing this for or if it was just one time, but whatever it was, it had to be enough. You feel nothing except the most intense pain that will never go away.

> continue farting

You keep on doing this for as long as you could, but eventually you stop. You look down at yourself and see that you have passed out completely. You hear the door open and close behind you.

> keep farting while i'm passed out

You keep on doing this for as long as you could, but eventually you stop. You look down at yourself and see that you have passed out completely. You hear the door open and close behind you.

> the door's squeak sounds like a fart

The door squeaks when it opens and closes, then after a few seconds it stops. It seems to be coming from inside the room rather than outside. When you wake up, you find yourself back in your bed with the same pillow that you slept on yesterday.

> "my pillow smells like fart"

Your pillow smells really bad today, so you decide to tell everyone about it. Everyone laughs at you, saying that it must be your imagination since they haven't smelled anything like that before.

> "ya'll never smelled a fart before?" and then i fart

You say "Ya'll never smelled a fart before?", and then you fart.

Everyone looks at each other and starts laughing. They think its really funny, but you know better. You laugh too, because it's the first time anyone has laughed at you in years!

> become the traveling fart clown

You quickly change into some new clothes and head off to your next performance. Your fans are surprised by your sudden appearance, but they're still happy to see you. You make a lot of money that day, which makes you very happy.

> marry a wife and have a fart kid

You decide to marry a woman named Linda and have a child together. You plan on naming him after your father-in-law, who died recently. He would also be called Uncle Fart.

> "Linda, are you proud of my fart dynasty?"

You say "Linda, are you proud of my fart dynasty?" and then you fart.

After the wedding ceremony is over, you both take a shower together. The marriage is successful and Linda gives birth to your son.

> "Linda, do you enjoy farting?"

You say "Linda, do you enjoy farting?" and then you fart again.

A few days later, Linda tells you she wants to move in with her mother in the basement.

> Keep my son Fart after prolonged custody battle

You keep your son Fart after prolonged custody battle. Eventually Linda moves out of the house and into an apartment. She gets along well there, but she doesn't want to live anywhere near your old home anymore.

Years pass...

> "Fart, you're a man now"

You say "Fart, you're a man now." Then you fart.

Several months later, Linda asks if she can stay with you and your son. You disagree and fart in her face.

> "Eat farts, Linda"

You say "Eat farts, Linda" and then you fart in her mouth.

Another month passes...

The next morning, you wake up to find that Linda has moved back into the house. She says she was just tired from being away for so long.

> "Linda, you have two options. Change your name to Fartette or get out of me and Fart's lives"

You say "Linda, you have two options. Change your name to Fartette or get out of me and Fart's lives."

She chooses the second option. This causes a bit of friction between you and she leaves soon afterwards.

> Go back to work as Fart Clown

You go back to work as Fart Clown. It takes awhile before people realize that you're not really a real clown, but eventually people stop calling you one and start referring to you as 'the fart clown'.

Eventually, the world becomes more accepting of your unique style of comedy.

> Ask my son if he's proud of what my life has become

You ask your son if he's proud of what your life has become. He replies "Yes, I'm proud of all the great things we've accomplished!"

He then proceeds to tell you about his new job at Burger King where he works as a fry cook.

> "No son of mine will be the fry cook! You will be the fart cook and you will like it!! Also, tell me about the foot lettuce"

You say "No son of mine will be the fry cook! You will be the fart cook and you will like it!! Also, tell me about the foot lettuce"

Your son then goes on to describe how he'll make sure to use fresh ingredients whenever possible.

> "If you don't quit your job I'll give you the biggest farting of your life..."

You say "If you don't quit your job I'll give you the biggest farting of your life..."

He responds by saying "I know Dad, I won't let you down!!"

> Years pass and I invent FartCoin

A few years pass and you invent FartCoin. The first thing you do is create a website to sell them. After some time, people begin buying them. Soon, they are in high demand and you begin making a lot of money off of them.

> Make FartCoin smell like real farts

You make FartCoin smell like real farts. People love it and buy them in droves. Soon, the price skyrockets and you become very rich.

Then, you discover something else: The government is trying to shut you down because they think they can tax your profits.

> Become President, change country name to United States of Fart

You become President, change country name to United States of Fart. Eventually, you decide to sell off most of your assets and live a simple life with your family.

Years later...

You're sitting in the car outside the house when you hear a knock on the door.

> A fart in the shape of a man walks in

You a fart in the shape of a man walks into the room.

You open up the door and there stands your son, who looks exactly like you did when you were young. He says "Dad, I want to thank you for everything."

> "Are you a farter, son?"

You say "Are you a farter, son?"

He smiles and says "Yeah, Dad. I'm just glad to see you again." Then he gives you a big fart which causes everyone in the room to laugh.

> We are the Traveling Fart Clowns

You are the Traveling Fart Clowns. Your son becomes famous and makes millions of dollars selling fart coins. You retire from being president and spend your days traveling around the world performing for fart coin fans.

> !Linda dies by fart

You wake up and find that Linda has died by fart. She was so happy that she didn't even notice.

The next day, you go back to sleep thinking "Well at least I made enough money to retire early."

> Die of old age, go to Fart Heaven

You die of old age, go to Fart Heaven. There you meet the clowns who tell you that they have been watching over you all this time and now it's time for you to join them. They then take your soul and leave you in peace.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -