Chew my shoes into pieces
This is my puppy's resort
Teething, no ceasing
Don't give a bark if I find my stuff shredded

This is my puppy's resort

Chew my shoes into pieces
He's reached his teething resort
Teething, no ceasing
Don't give a bark if I find my stuff shredded
Do you even care if my home's left in tatters?

Would it be wrong, would it be right
If he chewed all night tonight?
Chances are that he might
Destruction out of sight
And I'm contemplating doggy school

'Cause I'm losing my shoes, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me it's fine
Losing my shoes, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me it's fine

I never realized he'd chew all my things
'Til it was too late, and I was watching him win
Hungry, feeding on cushions and gnawing on wood
Downward spiral, how do I make him be good?

It all started when he grew his first tooth
No love for my stuff, just love for the chew
Searching to find a toy that he won't devour
Finding nothing but remnants and hours

'Cause I'm losing my shoes, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me it's fine
Losing my shoes, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me it's fine

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm chasing and I'm sighing
I'm sighing, I'm sighing
I'm sighing, I'm sighing

I can't go on living this way

Chew my shoes into pieces
This is my puppy's resort
Teething, no ceasing
Don't give a bark if I find my stuff shredded

Would it be wrong, would it be right
If he chewed all night tonight?
Chances are that he might
Destruction out of sight
And I'm contemplating doggy school

'Cause I'm losing my shoes, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me it's fine
Losing my shoes, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me it's fine

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm chasing and I'm sighing

I can't go on living this way

Can't go on
Living this way
Nothing's alright