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/aus/ meme tactics for MB

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Aug 25th, 2016
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  1. Excessive meme tactics (/aus/) for when I'm not here:
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  3. Don't bother changing anything I set in the formation/instructions/whatever in pre-game. Testing is for plebs.
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  5. Subs always occur at 65'
  6. If we are leading or drawing, sub out the most tired non-medals, and replace GAJ with RUBEN. ANTON. ZADKOVICH. A 62 KILOGRAM ADONIS, LOOKING LIKE A STAUNCH APRICOT FRUIT ROLL-UP, JUST OOZING WITH THE SEX APPEAL OF JIMMY SAVILLE'S FRESHLY WAXED TATE. MMMMMMMMMMMM!
  7. If we are losing, just sub out the most tired non-medals.
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  9. At 60', if we are leading or drawing, don't change anything. If we are losing, use the following settings: Long ball, many in attack, many in defense, counter-attack, defensive line 1, support range 7, compactness 8. Don't ask me if this works, I haven't even tried it.
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  12. Meme tactics for when I am here:
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  14. I'll either pastebin them, or if I don't have time to test, I'll YOLO mode my way through the game in my timeouts.
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  16. The subs work the same way: At 65', different subs depending on the result at the time.
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  19. If we win the tournament, play Hunters & Collectors - The Holy Grail as our winning anthem.
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  25. In the rare case that /aus/ and the last team they play are both relegated and have no hope for the knockouts:
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  27. Play the same formation, set the goalkeeper to take all free kicks, corners and benuldies (if this is allowed)
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