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- When ๐ you ๐ type, ๐ป "Hey..." and ๐ it ๐ฏ autocorrects to: "SPONGEBOB, ME ๐ญ LAD, YOU ๐ HAVE ๐ TOO ๐ก MANY ๐ฌ ORIFICES FER YER ๐ OWN ๐ฏ GOOD. ๐ YER ๐ GETTIN' A ๐ PROMOTION!" said ๐ฌ Mr. Krabs as ๐ his ๐ฆ hard ๐ red ๐ carapaced cock ๐ jabbed into ๐ the ๐ back ๐ of ๐ฆ Spongebob's head. "I feel ๐ like ๐ I'm ๐ absorbing some ๐จ weird fluid," spluttered Spongebob ๐ as ๐ Krabs' nasty ๐ซ crustaceo-jizz poured ๐ from ๐ his ๐ฆ mouth, ๐ nose ๐ and ๐ eyes. "NOW EARN YOUR ๐ KEEP, ๐ LANDLUBBER," said ๐ฌ Krabs as ๐ he ๐จ grabbed ๐ผ Spongebob ๐ by ๐ his ๐ฆ jizz-soaked trousers and ๐ began ๐ using ๐ป him ๐ด to ๐ฆ clean ๐ the ๐ floor. "Oh Mr. Krabs, I-" "CALL ME ๐ญ MASTER ๐ฏ YE ๐น BITCH" Krabs stepped ๐ down ๐ป hard ๐ in ๐ Spongebob ๐ and ๐ a ๐ puddle of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ own ๐ฏ jizz ๐ฉ began ๐ spreading radially on ๐ the ๐ floor ๐ฆ of ๐ฆ the ๐ Krusty Krab. "Hurgghbglbgblblgbl." "CHOKE ON ๐ IT, ๐ฏ YE ๐น INVERTEBRATE, OR ๐ I ๐ CAN'T ๐ซ GET ๐ HARRRRRRD. THESE ๐ CLAWS AREN'T ๐ซ JUST ๐ GOOD ๐ FER MATINโฆOH, WAIT, ๐ YES ๐ THEY ๐ฅ ARE," said ๐ฌ Krabs as ๐ he ๐จ caressed his ๐ฆ eleventh ๐ leg. The jizz ๐ฉ began ๐ floating up ๐บ toward the ๐ ceiling as ๐ Krabs brandished his ๐ฆ seven-inch red ๐ masthead. You ๐ have ๐ to ๐ฆ realize ๐ก this ๐ is ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ scale, ๐ so ๐ฏ it ๐ฏ was ๐ about ๐ฆ twice his ๐ฆ body ๐ size. Anyway, Squidward burst ๐ฅ into ๐ the ๐ room ๐ฏ wearing ๐ only ๐ฆ a ๐ gimp suit and ๐ a ๐ tutu. "TAKE ME ๐ญ MASTER, ๐ฏ I ๐ NEED ๐ TO ๐ฆ BE ๐ HUMILIATED," he ๐จ said, ๐ฌ as ๐ his ๐ฆ four-millimeter calamari poked limply from ๐ the ๐ tight ๐ leather. "TAKE THIS, ๐ THEN," said ๐ฌ Krabs as ๐ he ๐จ jabbed one ๐ค of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ prehensile eyestalks up ๐บ Squidward's stankhole. Squidward moaned, rubbing himself ๐ค gently ๐ with ๐ 5 ๐ of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ tentacles. "I CAN ๐ฆ SEE ๐ YOU ๐ DON'T ๐ซ TAKE ๐ CARE ๐ OF ๐ฆ YOUR ๐ HOLE ๐ฉ VERY ๐ OFTEN," said ๐ฌ Krabs. Patrick burst ๐ฅ into ๐ the ๐ room ๐ฏ wearing ๐ nothing ๐ซ but ๐ a ๐ smile ๐ and ๐ brandishing a ๐ towel. "DID SOMEBODY ๐ CALL ๐ฒ THE ๐ HOLE ๐ฉ DOCTOR?" Are ๐ข you ๐ a ๐ real ๐ฏ doctor?" asked ๐ Spoogebob. "I went ๐ to ๐ฆ community ๐ฉ college," said ๐ฌ Patrick as ๐ he ๐จ forcibly yanked out ๐ฏ Krabs' eyestalk and ๐ shoved it ๐ฏ in ๐ his ๐ฆ gay ๐จ fat ๐ mouth. "Hold this ๐ open, ๐ will ๐ ya?" said ๐ฌ Patrick as ๐ he ๐จ ripped ๐ off ๐ด Spongebob's erect penis ๐ and ๐ used ๐ถ it ๐ฏ to ๐ฆ jam ๐ Squidward's hole ๐ฉ open. ๐ It ๐ฏ immediately ๐ grew ๐ฑ back ๐ but ๐ smaller ๐ฑ and ๐ wetter. "Hmm... there's ๐ a ๐ lot ๐ of ๐ฆ SHIT ๐ฉ in ๐ here," said ๐ฌ Patrick. "How much ๐ฅ fiber is ๐ฆ in ๐ Krabby Patties anyway?" "YE WOULDN'T ๐ฉ BELIEVE," said ๐ฌ Krabs, as ๐ a ๐ gigantic turd stretched his ๐ฆ red ๐ asshole ๐ until ๐ it ๐ฏ tore. "I NEED ๐ AN ๐น ENEMA," said ๐ฌ Patrick. "OH ๐ WAIT ๐ WE'RE ๐ UNDERWATER." Patrick nibbled gently ๐ at ๐ the ๐ tip ๐ of ๐ฆ Krabs' eyestalk as ๐ he ๐จ released it ๐ฏ from ๐ his ๐ฆ mouth. ๐ He ๐จ wiped ๐ฆ eye ๐ fluid from ๐ the ๐ corner ๐ฝ of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ mouth ๐ and ๐ put ๐ Squidward's zippered lips ๐ to ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ own. "ON THE ๐ COUNT OF ๐ฆ THREE" said ๐ฌ Patrick. "ONEโฆ TWOโฆ OH ๐ FUCK ๐ IT ๐ฏ HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!" Patrick blew ๐จ Squidward like ๐ a ๐ trumpet. ๐บ All ๐ฏ 8 ๐ of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ tentacles went ๐ rigid and ๐ his ๐ฆ squidjuice spilled ๐บ out ๐ฏ from ๐ the ๐ dick ๐ hole ๐ฉ in ๐ his ๐ฆ suit. The ๐ immense force ๐ started ๐ข to ๐ฆ blow ๐จ crusty ๐ chunks of ๐ฆ shit ๐ฉ out ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ Squidward's ass. "I must ๐ซ keep ๐ the ๐ Krusty Krab clean!" yelled Spoogebob as ๐ he ๐จ rushed over ๐ and ๐ opened his ๐ฆ mouth. ๐ Spongebob ๐ recognized bits ๐ข of ๐ฆ the ๐ Krabby Patty formula in ๐ his ๐ฆ mouth ๐ as ๐ Squidward's acrid shit ๐ฉ coated his ๐ฆ tongue ๐ and ๐ teeth. "SWALLOW, YE ๐น LANDLUBBER," said ๐ฌ Krabs, poking his ๐ฆ dick ๐ at ๐ Spongebob's lips. "HMRGGRGHRGUHF," said ๐ฌ Spongebob, ๐ shaking ๐ฒ his ๐ฆ head. ๐ He ๐จ wanted ๐ to ๐ฆ savor it, ๐ฏ but ๐ Krabs had ๐ other ๐ช plans. Krabs got ๐ธ up ๐บ on ๐ his ๐ฆ desk ๐ and ๐ flexed. "GET READY" he ๐จ yelled as ๐ he ๐จ jumped down ๐ป on ๐ Spongebob ๐ with ๐ a ๐ stone ๐ cold ๐จ stunner. Blood, ๐ semen ๐ and ๐ shit ๐ฉ sprayed powerfully from ๐ every ๐ one ๐ค of ๐ฆ Spongebob's holes. ๐ง The ๐ force ๐ of ๐ฆ the ๐ explosion tore ๐ both ๐ of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ legs ๐ off. ๐ด The ๐ assorted fluids and ๐ solids coated the ๐ walls ๐ง of ๐ฆ Krabs' office. ๐ฝ "YE GOT ๐ธ THAT ๐ SHIT ๐ฉ ALL ๐ฏ OVER ๐ ME ๐ญ FIRST ๐ DOLLAR," screeched Krabs. "AND YOU ๐ KNOW ๐ญ THERE'S ๐ ONLY ๐ฆ ONE ๐ค WAY ๐ซ TO ๐ฆ CLEAN ๐ IT!" Squidward, Patrick and ๐ Spongebob ๐ all ๐ฏ begged ๐ฉ at ๐ Krabs' knees, ๐ pleading to ๐ฆ be ๐ the ๐ ones ๐ who ๐ got ๐ธ to ๐ฆ lick ๐ the ๐ moist brown ๐ dollar. "THE FIRST ๐ ONES ๐ WHO ๐ CAN ๐ฆ FIND ๐ญ SANDY AND ๐ SUCK ๐ OFF ๐ด HER ๐ฉ FUTA COCK ๐ GET ๐ TO ๐ฆ LICK ๐ THE ๐ DOLLAR," decreed Krabs, stowing the ๐ dollar in ๐ his ๐ฆ ass ๐ for ๐ safekeeping. The three ๐ homos scrambled out ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ the ๐ room ๐ฏ and ๐ towards the ๐ treedome. ONE HOUR ๐ช LATER Spongebob, Patrick and ๐ Squidward approached the ๐ door ๐ช of ๐ฆ Sandy's tree ๐ house, ๐ not ๐ซ so ๐ฏ much ๐ฅ as ๐ an ๐น undergarment between ๐ them, ๐ฆ and ๐ knocked ๐ politely on ๐ the ๐ door. Sandy didn't ๐ซ respond, ๐ so ๐ฏ Patrick broke ๐ซ down ๐ป the ๐ door ๐ช with ๐ his ๐ฆ erect, barrel-like member. "SANDY," they ๐ฅ screamed, ๐ซ not ๐ซ caring ๐ about ๐ฆ the ๐ lack ๐ of ๐ฆ water. ๐ฆ "SAAAAAANDY!" Patrick picked up ๐บ some ๐จ mud ๐ณ and ๐ smeared it ๐ฏ on ๐ his ๐ฆ face. ๐ "I'M DIRTY ๐ท DAN," he ๐จ growled. "I hope ๐ Dirty ๐ท Dan likes ๐ getting ๐ฆ RAMMED UP ๐บ THE ๐ ASS," yelled Spongebob, ๐ as ๐ he ๐จ thrust his ๐ฆ supple yellow ๐ cattle prod into ๐ Patrick's chasmal pink ๐ท rear. Patrick groaned in ๐ pleasure. "Who you ๐ callin' pinhead?" "SHUT THE ๐ FUCK ๐ UP! ๐บ DIRTY ๐ท DAN DOESN'T ๐ณ TALK," screamed ๐ซ Spongebob ๐ as ๐ he ๐จ climaxed. Patrick scooped out ๐ฏ some ๐จ of ๐ฆ Spongebob's cum ๐ฆ from ๐ his ๐ฆ cavernous brown ๐ crevice and ๐ smeared it ๐ฏ into ๐ Squidward's eyes. ๐ "YOU'RE ๐ DIRTY ๐ท DAN!" "UNGHHHH, IT ๐ฏ HURTS ๐ข SO ๐ฏ GOOD!" Squidward smeared the ๐ semen ๐ into ๐ his ๐ฆ eyes ๐ until ๐ they ๐ฅ bled. Blood ๐ and ๐ semen ๐ gushed down ๐ป his ๐ฆ face. "THIS REMINDS ME ๐ญ OF ๐ฆ THAILAND," said ๐ฌ Spongebob ๐ pensively, puffing on ๐ his ๐ฆ pipe, ๐ฌ which ๐ he ๐จ fashioned out ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ one ๐ค of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ older ๐ด penises. Squidward enjoyed what ๐ฆ remained of ๐ฆ Spongebob's cum ๐ฆ as ๐ Spongebob ๐ rode ๐ the ๐ tip ๐ of ๐ฆ Patrick's voluminous horsehitch into ๐ Sandy's room. ๐ฏ She ๐ฉ was ๐ sleeping, ๐ but ๐ she ๐ฉ looked ๐ like ๐ she ๐ฉ had ๐ put ๐ on ๐ weight. ๐ Her ๐ฉ futa cock ๐ was ๐ fully erect. "LET'S RAPE ๐ฒ HER," suggested Patrick, peeling ๐ฏ Spongebob ๐ off ๐ด his ๐ฆ penis ๐ and ๐ throwing him ๐ด violently against ๐ซ the ๐ wall. ๐ง "Wait Patrick, don't ๐ซ you ๐ know ๐ญ ANYTHING ๐ฏ about ๐ฆ squirrels?" cautioned Spongebob, ๐ ripping off ๐ด his ๐ฆ damaged member and ๐ growing ๐ฑ a ๐ new ๐ one. ๐ค He ๐จ placed the ๐ damaged one ๐ค on ๐ a ๐ necklace he ๐จ was ๐ keeping. "I ๐ KNOW ๐ญ THEY'RE ๐จ EXCELLENT ๐ก TARGETS ๐ฆ FOR ๐ RAPE, ๐ฒ ESPECIALLY WHILE ๐ THEY'RE ๐จ SLEEPING," said ๐ฌ Patrick as ๐ he ๐จ jammed his ๐ฆ holiday ๐ yule log into ๐ Sandy's ear. ๐ She ๐ฉ was ๐ fast ๐จ asleep ๐ด and ๐ didn't ๐ซ seem to ๐ฆ notice, but ๐ her ๐ฉ cock ๐ twitched. "It's called ๐ฒ HIBERNATION, Patrick. Squirrels ๐ฐ stuff ๐ valuable treasures into ๐ their ๐ vaginas and ๐ then ๐ฎ go ๐ to ๐ฆ sleep ๐ค for ๐ six ๐ months." "TREASURE? I ๐ WANT ๐ TREASURE" roared Patrick as ๐ he ๐จ dove head-first into ๐ Sandy's gaping ๐ณ pussy. ๐ฑ "UHH, I'M ๐ STUCK. ๐ฅ WHERE'S ๐พ THE ๐ TREASURE?" "GO...DEEPER!" grunted Spongebob, ๐ giving ๐ Patrick a ๐ good ๐ shove. "I CAN'T. ๐ซ I'M ๐ TOO ๐ก FAT," he ๐จ replied. ๐ "I'M REALLY ๐ HORNY ๐ THOUGH." Spongebob chuckled. His ๐ฆ plan had ๐ worked. ๐ข Patrick was ๐ incapacitated and ๐ he ๐จ was ๐ free ๐ to ๐ฆ suck ๐ off ๐ด Sandy's futa cock ๐ while ๐ she ๐ฉ slept. "SPONGEBOB? SPONGEBOB, ๐ WHAT ๐ฆ ARE ๐ข YOU ๐ DOING ๐ OUT ๐ฏ THERE?" Patrick's muffled voice ๐ rang out ๐ฏ from ๐ somewhere ๐ nearby, but ๐ Spongebob ๐ was ๐ enjoying Sandy's hard, ๐ flexible prick in ๐ his ๐ฆ mouth. Sandy rolled over ๐ and ๐ her ๐ฉ dick ๐ went ๐ through ๐ฉ the ๐ side ๐ณ of ๐ฆ Spongebob's mouth ๐ and ๐ out ๐ฏ one ๐ค of ๐ฆ his ๐ฆ ear ๐ holes. ๐ง "COME ON, ๐ DAMMIT, WHY ๐ก WON'T ๐ซ YOU ๐ CUM?" muttered Spongebob ๐ as ๐ he ๐จ moved ๐ฆ himself ๐ค sensually ๐ up ๐บ and ๐ down ๐ป the ๐ length of ๐ฆ Sandy's anaconda. At last, ๐ the ๐ sleeping ๐ squirrel climaxed, shooting ๐ฆ hot ๐ฅ greasy ๐ cum ๐ฆ from ๐ Spongebob's ear. ๐ He ๐จ pocketed some ๐จ of ๐ฆ it ๐ฏ because ๐ he ๐จ knew ๐ Krabs would ๐ช require proof, probably ๐ป while ๐ raping ๐ซ him ๐ด violently. "MMMRH? WHO ๐ SUCKED ME ๐ญ OFF?" ๐ murred Sandy as ๐ she ๐ฉ rubbed her ๐ฉ eyes. "SPONGEBOB, YOU ๐ CHEATER!" yelled Patrick, his ๐ฆ voice ๐ muffled by ๐ the ๐ squirrel's vaginal ๐ wall. Spongebob ran ๐ as ๐ fast ๐จ as ๐ his ๐ฆ gay ๐จ little ๐ legs ๐ would ๐ช carry ๐ him ๐ด out ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ Sandy's room. ๐ฏ Squidward was ๐ attempting to ๐ฆ fuck ๐ a ๐ tree. ๐
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