The Sick Remi of PK

Now this is story all about how
Your health got flip-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how you caught a cold passed along the air

In West Philadelphia, chipped and tuned,
At an open mic you spent time getting attuned,
Chilling out, beepin', boopin' so true
And all bloopin' some sine waves inside the venue
When a couple of guys, inside the studio,
Livestreamed the show on Arecibo Radio
You caught one little cold and your vision went hazy,
And that is when you said "Goddamn, Philly... Y'all crazy"

You coughed and sneezed into tissues day after day
Then packed up your stuff, went on your way
Yet another sneeze and then picked up your ticket.
Turned your Game Boy on and said, 'I might as well chip it'.

Some class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a tiny glass.
Is this what getting healthy feels like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait you caught a cold, diseased all that
Could it possibly spread over to your cat?
You don't think so
You'll see when you get there
You hope you've prepared for a cold from the air

Well, you got back home and when you came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with your name out
You weren't trying to get arrested
Your health is addled
You sprang with the quickness like lightning, skedaddled

You whistled for a cab and your health got queerer
You coughed and sneezed and your lungs got clearer
If anything I can say you spit up some phlegm
Then again, that's not something to really condemn

You arrived at your house about 7 or 8
And you coughed everywhere, lost what you ate
You looked at your kingdom
You were finally there
To lay on your bed and get some health care.