[SCENE IN WAR BUNKER]

[Private - Morse code beeps in background]
Colonel! Incoming message from HQ.

[Colonel - moving over to operator at morse code machine]
What does it say?

[Operator]
Breasts, Thighs, Tits, Asses?

[Colonel]
For goodness sake. Send a message for me.
"I said send NEWS, NOT NUDES"

~honk