I think we all know the point by now, we were all in the elevator, going down to the trial while I glared at the three girls I knew were responsible for his death, and while Bayonetta just glared back at me, Zelda and Samus looked away, looking uncomfortable as we got to the trial and too our stands.
"So! Who here killed Mr. L? It could be anyone of you so go ahead and find out!" Monokuma laughed, "You know the deal!"
"Yes yes, if we get it wrong, we all die." Samus sighed, "Yeah, what she said." Lucina said as well.
"Alright, I'll cut to the chase, I know the main three suspects, I just don't know which one it COULD be!" I snapped, pointing at the three ladies from earlier, "Except they won't fucking tell me WHICH one of them actually delivered the killing blow!"
"...You don't even know how he died!" Zelda cried out, "Yes. I do. He was shot, the last thing I heard was one of you three say "This is for Daisy motherfucker" before bam, you shot him dead! If only you didn't disguise your voice! Also, I know your intentions were good, but that's not why I was upset, I had BLOOD coming out of my DVD player and I saw a friend get tortured in it!" I snapped.
"...Oh."
Samus and Zelda stayed quiet, although Bayonetta kept her expression, "I don't regret being one of his possible killers though. He was acting weird and he kind of deserved it."
"Bayonetta how could you say such a thing?!" I asked, "I liked him-"
"Did you really? He appeared ONCE per chapter and then you're all like "uwu I love him senpai" or some weird shit!" Bayonetta told me, crossing her arms.
"She has a point." Zelda brought up.
"Alright... first piece of evidence was... the note..."
"What note?" Ike asked, "Easy. He had a note with him, one of the girls wrote it and then boom, he died! The electricity also went off-" I said, before realising something.
"Zelda you did that didn't you?" I asked, sighing.
"...Yeah." She muttered.
"Samus, you wrote the note, right?" I asked.
"I refuse to dignify that with a response." Samus said, crossing her arms while glaring at me.
"...Can you just tell me which one of you lot killed him so we can get on with our lives?" I asked.
"You don't think it's obvious?" Bayonetta asked.
"...No." I said nervously.
Samus sighed and facepalmed, "...Great job at being the protagonist Daisy. Great job."
So I got started to think, we have... well, ink....
The bullets were a blue colour, and didn't fit Samus' guns... hmm..... well....
Wait.....
"This is for Daisy motherfucker..." rang in my head.... who would say something like that....
Did Zelda start swearing? Did Samus do it? Did Bayonetta do it?
Who did it....
I mean, Bayonetta doesn't give a crap about me! So it clearly wasn't her! But did any of the two outright care?
Hmm....
So I had to get started... there's the chance Samus did it.... she started to plan... and maybe she took Bayonetta's gun!
Or was it Zelda?
DAMMIT THIS IS SO HARD!
Was I just stupid?! What could I even do?!
Hmm.... first off...
I tried to think, I found a strand of blonde hair... and he got kicked across the room.... that's definitely Samus.... but... could she even kick him then survive?
And there were pins......
Wait... Samus didn't do it, she'd definitely kill him.......
It must've been Zelda! And if Zelda didn't kill him.....
It must've been Bayonetta!
"Whore, you did it, didn't you?" I asked.
"You got it princess." Bayonetta said in a sarcastic voice, "No. I didn't-"
"It was your gun." Samus said, "You screamed that line at him."
"Yeah..." Zelda said, "I managed to kick him across, but that's it."
So it was Bayonetta?!
"Bayonetta, why did you-" But Monokuma cut me off.
"Well! We don't even need to vote! I already prepared a very special punishment for Bayonetta!"
"Oh have you now?" Bayonetta said, leaning against a wall.
"Yes!"
"Well... may I do a mind fuck before I leave?" Bayonetta asked while laughing.
"Sure!"
Bayonetta walked over to me and touched my face, positioning me towards her.
"What do you want Bayonetta?" I asked, before she....
Kissed me.
What the fuck-
That was honestly everyone's response, even Monokuma froze and acted like a sane human being... bear....
"....Okay! Let's... give it everything we got. It's... punishment time I guess."
"See ya princess~" Bayonetta taunted, winking at me and blowing a kiss at me.
Monokuma pressed a button:
***GAME OVER
BAYONETTA HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY!
TIME FOR EXECUTION!***
Bayonetta stood in the middle of a field, with these weird winged creatures flying around her, but she defeated them with ease, until even more appeared.... but she still defeated them.
...But things got worse when at least a million winged creatures appeared and....
Then the screen went red with blood, before Monokuma cleaned it to reveal....
....
Bayonetta, still alive, with many angel like things dead.
This continued for awhile, no matter how hard Monokuma tried to throw an execution at her, Bayonetta kept surviving until...
"UGH! I GIVE UP!" Monokuma snapped, before leaving, when Bayonetta gracefully landed in front of us.
"Hello!" She purred.
"How are you still alive?" I asked her, but she shrugged.
"I'm amazing, that's how!"
"Why did you even kill Luigi?"
Bayonetta stayed quiet, before sighing, "I know what happened really Daisy. I saw the blood coming out of your screen... and I got one too.... of... certain people. People I care about... so..... I played along with Zelda and Samus just to get an excuse..."
"Oh come on!" Samus complained.
"My point exactly." Zelda sighed.
"...Well... I'm glad you're not fucking dead whore! But now my crush is dead and..."
I started to cry, obviously because I lost Luigi! I couldn't care less that Bayonetta almost died and was in danger! I'm just going to miss him so much...
Bayonetta picked me up as me, her and the other two girl friends (with a space between) went up to my room, "How about we hold a sleepover to get your mind off things... I'm sorry Daisy." She sighed.
"...It's fine Bayonetta... I guess..."
"You used my real name? That's new." Bayonetta laughed, as she started to make beds for us.
"The sleepover should be fun!" Zelda cheered, "So... what first?" Samus asked.
"I'll grab snacks! Anyone want to come with me-"
But before I could answer, I heard a package drop in front of my door.
"Huh?" I said, before going to get it.
The package I received had another blank piece of paper, along with more purple cloth. Wow. What am I supposed to do with this?
The door opened again and three more packages slid in, directed for the other three I was with.
"Hey! Get back here!" Samus said, as we started to give chase but they escaped once again.
"Well... what's in the packages?" Zelda asked, as she checked her package, another smile coming across her face. "...I didn't get anything. What a shame."
Bayonetta looked like she didn't believe that for a second, but she said nothing, before taking out a photo, making her smile, "I'll be back soon, don't worry." She whispered, stroking the photo.
"...I got a box of chocolates and.. oh hey, there's a note in there!
"Dear San:
Roses are red
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
Be prepared against the mastermind
From: Your secret admirer."
"Someone likes Samus!" Bayonetta taunted, "Wonder who it could be!"
"I'm not interested in anyone here." Samus sighed, as she glared at Bayonetta.
"I'm sure we're done for." She sighed, before checking out her chocolates, hesitatingly tasting a white chocolate, when it wasn't poisoned, she ate the full thing.
"...I don't think these are poisoned... the person must like you!" Zelda told her, "Should we make bets on who would have a crush on Samus? We know it's not any of us, maybe it's Monokuma! It Pit! Or Ike! Or maybe Lucina, we don't discriminate here!" Bayonetta said as well.
"Why would someone like me?" Samus asked, as she ate another chocolate, offering the box to us.
"You're a lovely girl and a great friend! That's how!" I said, taking a milk chocolate with almonds and ate it.
"You're lovely!" Zelda said cheerfully, hugging Samus, "You're my best friend!"
"...Thanks." She said smiling.
"...Well, we do have snacks... but if Luigi is truly dead... is it the mastermind giving us these weird stuff?" Zelda asked.
"I didn't even get anything except pieces of paper-" I began to say, before Bayonetta heated it to reveal a message on both.
Paper one:
"Daisy:
This is a person who's remaining secret, you may know the mastermind, so you should be very careful."
Paper two:
"I know you struggled to read it, but now, you will need to work harder, you're the only one who truly knows the mastermind, and now that you have three allies, I'm sure you can do it, you're the 2nd least awful person here, but you're the protagonist and the best person isn't sadly, so I'm counting on you."
....Who is this person?
And why do they have a crush on Samus?!
Well.... we're done for.... but we need to plan out harder....
Who is helping us, and who's the mastermind?!