Shinobu x Norn S

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  1. [19:39:43] <Norn> so you're doing ninja shit
  2. [19:39:48] <Nagare_Shinobu> Yeah, because you made a lot to get here- so i am
  3. [19:40:00] <Norn> when suddenly a rock on the side of a cliff explodes
  4. [19:40:02] <Norn> and you die
  5. [19:40:08] <Norn> RANN
  6. [19:40:11] <Norn> (roll a new ninja)
  7. [19:40:16] <Nagare_Shinobu> saseru mono ka
  8. [19:40:33] <Norn> ok but really
  9. [19:41:07] <Norn> So, you gooves have cleared out a fort of spooky dragonspawn and are living in their filth like it ain't no thing.  Also there are no beds or anything so you're sleeping in treasure chests.  Foney gives advice on how to pull it off.
  10. [19:41:52] <Norn> ... Actually you're probably sleeping in sleeping bags, but Foney sleeps in the treasure chests for sure.  Jones does too, he just sort of takes his limbs off so his torso will be able to fit and reattaches them later.  By the way the two of them have become total bros but that's a no-brainer.
  11. [19:42:00] <Nagare_Shinobu> of course
  12. [19:42:26] <Norn> Iiki also puts a pillow in one of them and curls up because she's like borderline midget-tier, not even 4', i don't know how much i emphasized that before.  But damn.
  13. [19:42:51] <Nagare_Shinobu> damn that sounds so huggable
  14. [19:43:02] <Norn> you wanna marry her instead?
  15. [19:43:08] <Norn> [muffled cuck.mp3 in the distance]
  16. [19:43:33] <Nagare_Shinobu> no but im just saying
  17. [19:43:41] <Norn> Like the player can just sort of hover over the 'Proceed to S rank?' prompt and hit B anytime
  18. [19:43:51] <Norn> ... but no, okay, that aside
  19. [19:45:02] <Norn> The unsuspecting pegasus rider is, unlike the others, outside enjoying the snow.  She's not actually scouting because Aryll's doing that, and the N and A families are indeed feuding but it's pretty subtle and muted, and they get along when there's battle happening, so it's not a particularly big deal.  But Norn and Arche definitely engage in a lot of tickle wars, which they fortunately are not doing right this second.  Arche doesn't actually care, she's off somewhere doing shitposting.
  20. [19:50:33] <Nagare_Shinobu> Sasuga Arcchan. Instead of being a ninja and doing things, Shinobu instead decides to search for her out of the shadows... while also trying to convince himself. "Okay, Shinny, you can do this. You've done harder things. This can't possibly be that hard, could it?" Your training has taught you much, boy. Then he speaks in a less obvious volume. "... no, of
  21. [19:50:33] <Nagare_Shinobu> course it's harder. I've never been prepared for this."
  22. [19:51:36] <Norn> And it's during this muttering that you get bonked on the head.  Not a knocks-you-out conk, but just a kind of playful tap.
  23. [19:52:13] <Norn> "Aren't you supposed to be GOOD at sneaking?"  Behind you is Norn, smiling a big Hana-style smile and holding her spear backwards.  The bonk was with the end of its shaft, which could've hurt if force was put into it.  It wasn't.
  24. [19:54:27] <Nagare_Shinobu> Shit how did he not notice this he was a top ninja he should have- The tap on the head causes him to tense slightly, then slowly turn to see the perpetrator. "... well, I uh... didn't need stealth. For what I was doing." Way to go, revealing your plans.
  25. [19:55:44] <Norn> "Oh really?"  She grins a snarky grin.  "Not out on a mission?  Well... I guess it's kinda quiet lately."
  26. [20:01:12] <Nagare_Shinobu> This could have gone worse. Well, it still can. "I mean... no, well... yeah, I..." Shinobu takes a deep breath. "Okay, I wanted to tell you something, Norn." It definitely could get worse.
  27. [20:02:39] <Norn> ".. Not still down from the other day, are ya?"  If she had animal ears they'd droop down.  She doesn't.  "Need a backrub?  Or a warm bath?"
  28. [20:08:07] <Nagare_Shinobu> Yeah that'd be pretty weird. Wonder what sort she would have? "That's uh... not it. Actually, no, I'm definitely down for a backrub, though. But... that's not what I wanted to talk with you about." Shit man how do you even confess
  29. [20:09:24] <Norn> "Hey!"  She's still smiling.  "How about both at the same time?  Turn around, not to brag or anything but my sisters told me I'm the BEST at backrubs."
  30. [20:09:32] <Norn> "C'mon, relax, and then say what you're gonna say."
  31. [20:13:35] <Nagare_Shinobu> Maybe it'd be- Alright, that works. Shinobu smiles back, ever so slightly! "Heh, I'll trust you on that, Norn." The ninja... probably shouldn't do this ever in normal conditions, but right now is pretty acceptable to turn around, and leave it up to someone he's only known for what, less than a month? Two weeks? Somewhere along those lines.
  32. [20:15:49] <Norn> and then she reveals herself to be an enemy spy and slits your throat, RANN
  33. [20:16:09] <Norn> ... Just kidding, but the tension in the air is real, so it feels like that could happen.  It doesn't.
  34. [20:16:18] <Nagare_Shinobu> heh
  35. [20:16:19] <Norn> But maybe in a parallel universe it did.  The scuttlebug hangs from a tree.
  36. [20:16:23] * Ramiel__ (~chatzilla@C3541BF1:60F9447A:E4031A56:IP) has joined #WhenYouNeedYourEmblemsToFire
  37. [20:17:01] <Norn> "So whatcha got?  Found another date spot?"  I would describe how dextrous her fingers are but then I'd sound like a creeper.
  38. [20:18:09] * Ramiel (~chatzilla@CF6BA5D6:7C6B0086:E4031A56:IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  39. [20:18:18] * Ramiel__ is now known as Ramiel
  40. [20:20:25] <Nagare_Shinobu> yeah you would "Alright, this is gonna sound um... really weird, coming from me, but..." Fucking scuttlebugs tho "... I love you."
  41. [20:21:08] <Norn> "Hmm?  Yeah, I love me too, but I don't go around fl-" The backrub suddenly slows down.  WAY down.
  42. [20:21:33] <Norn> "You're uh..." A gulp.  "You're confessing, aren't you."
  43. [20:22:16] <Norn> "oh geez this is the first time it's not coming from a girl ehirwarjkfsfrh" her mumbled whispers start coming off pretty much like that, with the air of 'doushou' about them.
  44. [20:24:31] <Nagare_Shinobu> "... I am, yeah. But... your sister said that I needed to do something else first, right?" From what Krauss and Noel said, this either would go well, or horribly.
  45. [20:25:31] <Norn> "Y-You talked to Nell about it?  You know, she's crazy, I don't think she knows what she's-" A beat.  "... Oh, the OTHER sister."
  46. [20:27:05] <Norn> "Y'know," Norn's voice turns softer and more contemplative.  She doesn't stop backrubbing either, and her massage techniques are indeed as perfect as she's stated. "Noel's so overly doting, I don't think she cares about how I feel.  Whatever she said is probably just what's convenient for her, so... don't worry about it, okay?"
  47. [20:37:00] <Nagare_Shinobu> shit what do i even say
  48. [20:37:12] <Norn> this is the feeling you should be feeling
  49. [20:51:20] <Nagare_Shinobu> "... wait, you... feel the same way?" Shinobu's facemask falls off from the sheer surprise, his expression being that of surprise. "... your uh, massages are perfect, by the way." wait no that makes it more awkward
  50. [20:51:47] <Nagare_Shinobu> man it took 20 minutes to do that
  51. [20:51:58] <Nagare_Shinobu> make that 25
  52. [20:52:08] <Nagare_Shinobu> shit I've said this before
  53. [20:52:18] <Norn> no it's not that you've said this
  54. [20:52:19] <Norn> it's that
  55. [20:52:20] <Norn> literally
  56. [20:52:27] <Norn> LITERALLY every fire emblem S-rank looks like that
  57. [20:53:00] <Nagare_Shinobu> No no, not that part, the part where I say twenty minutes, when I mean twenty-five.
  58. [20:53:49] <Norn> "Just like everything I do is perfect," Norn replies without skipping a beat, unlike your takes-25-minutes self.  "And... you're not that far off."  With that she leans forward and gives you a small, cute kiss on the cheek from behind.
  59. [20:54:28] <Norn> "F-From being perfect I mean," you can feel her blush.  "Not uh... the other thing.  I-I mean yes, but I mean that wasn't what I meant, but ah..."
  60. [20:54:46] <Norn> "Hehehe.  You were so tense and nervous, but looks like I was the one who blew it, huh?"
  61. [21:05:38] <Nagare_Shinobu> Is this what being bullied by tree is like? Shinobu gives a little smile at the "not far off from being perfect" bit. "It's alright, Norn. To me, you're perfect the way you are. Just like how... I'll be someone else's best. Yours."
  62. [21:08:00] <Norn> "Ehehehe..."  The backrub abruptly stops and she lurches forward, wrapping you in a big hug.  If I wanted to be more of an anime I'd say 'you feel her chest against your back' but there's really not a lot there, which I guess is somebody else's fetish.  Like Ramiel's.  "I... though I was ready for something like this, but I don't know what to say.  I always wanted my response to be perfect too, y'know?  But it's so out of the blue!  How about... no... what about..."
  63. [21:08:21] <Norn> "Oh what the heck!  I accept, like you knew I would, you silly ninja."
  64. [21:11:10] <Norn> "And about what my sister probably said to you?  Pah!  Who cares!  She didn't even come see me while I was in training and has been too busy with commander stuff now so she probably doesn't even KNOW the pegasus I ride is a girl!  It's only the boys that get jealous and make a big deal about romance and love and all that jazz."
  65. [21:13:20] <Nagare_Shinobu> Tree pulls no punches, yo. "I'm not that silly, am I? As a ninja I have to- wait what that's a thing?" Wonder who left that detail out.
  66. [21:14:24] <Norn> "Yeah.  Back in training that's how the girls decide whose pants they wanna get into.  Real gross stuff."
  67. [21:14:35] <Ramiel_> Sheesh, just gotta call me out every time dontcha
  68. [21:14:50] <Norn> "But who cares!  I'm happy you chose me, so... let's just stay like this for a while, 'kay?"
  69. [21:15:12] <Norn> well who else was i going to call out for being a total lolicon into the 'delicious flat chest rubbing up against your back' thing?  myself?
  70. [21:16:38] <Nagare_Shinobu> Sounds awful. "Alright then. I don't really mind this position, really." Yeah, you could call out yourself. "... I wonder what sis would think of this."
  71. [21:17:45] <Ramiel_> I don't wanna feel it on my back, I wanna feel it on my own chest
  72. [21:22:13] <Norn> oh, the dual chest grind
  73. [21:22:15] <Norn> ok yeah that's good too
  74. [21:25:13] <Norn> "I do too... and I really don't care."  She lets out a little giggle.  The camera pans to a nearby tree, where Noel, Nell, Arche, and Ariel are all peeking at the scene and the former is facepalming.  The others are all getting up to childish antics making fun of you two.
  75. [21:28:07] <Nagare_Shinobu> amazing
  76. [21:30:49] <Ramiel_> Looks like I came back right in time for the best line there
  77. [21:31:07] <Nagare_Shinobu> oh wb
  78. [21:32:07] <Nagare_Shinobu> > Norn and Shinobu have attained a Support Rank of S!
  79. [21:32:19] <Nagare_Shinobu> get that squared off
  80. [21:32:19] <Norn> A new paralogue is available.
  81. [21:32:27] <Nagare_Shinobu> oh fuck
  82. [21:52:38] <WhiteKnight> oh fuck
  83. [21:53:00] <Norn> oh fuck
  84. [21:53:34] <Ramiel_> oh bby
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