The True GameJolt Snail Text

*The True GameJolt Snail Text of 6/25/16*

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:16 PM
hey!

Eric  10:16 PM
Hell o.

Glitched  10:17 PM
I just started coding for the first time, at first I thought it would go pretty bad but doing good so far

Eric  10:17 PM
Which language?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:17 PM
inb4 english

Glitched  10:18 PM
Javascript
wich was probably the easiest out of java or c++

Gabriel Brown  10:18 PM
Bowensnail...is that you?

cassandralee  10:18 PM
Hugs you mine

Glitched  10:20 PM
What?

Gabriel Brown  10:20 PM
I don't know if it's the Bowensnail I remember...
Mighta changed his name...

Glitched  10:21 PM
Who is Bowensnail

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:21 PM
Bowenware?

Eric  10:23 PM
So, I'm still thinking of making an action-platformer-adventure game with this cardboardy graphics style, but I also really want to make a top-down cryptic adventure game. http://img01.deviantart.net/9b3c/i/2015/174/7/2/cardboard_clouds__test_render__by_geterkikzkid-d8yi3rg.png

Gabriel Brown  10:23 PM
You see back in the 28th of April, last year...
We had a little dicussion...
A SNAIL discussion...
I saved a snail transcript...

Eric  10:24 PM
Dang. My diary doesn't go that far into the future, Gabe.

Gabriel Brown  10:25 PM
It can be viewed here...https://www.dropbox.com/home?preview=snail.txt

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:25 PM
huh
we can't view that i think

bandaidtoxin  10:26 PM
hey guys
im @poodlecor

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:26 PM
hey bandy

bandaidtoxin  10:26 PM
poodlecorp*
i like to hack big youtubers because im a lonely low selfesteemed fag

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:26 PM
http://puu.sh/pGalC/f368f75dca.png

bandaidtoxin  10:27 PM
o
nice

StillTheSameGabe  10:27 PM
hallo

Gabriel Brown  10:27 PM
Then I must come up with snail solution...please wait.
Try this: https://www.dropbox.com/s/vpzfyjq5g2xyece/snail.txt?dl=0

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:28 PM
works
oh look
BHD is there
Bowen's there too

Gabriel Brown  10:29 PM
And me and SnailPizza.

Panchocraft  10:29 PM
me la chupan con canela

Eric  10:29 PM
Hey, Gabriel. Would you drop that convo on Pastebin?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:30 PM
Pancho no

Gabriel Brown  10:30 PM
Let me see if the snail transcript will fit...

Panchocraft  10:30 PM
eh?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:30 PM
tienes que hablar inglés :P

_Papa Meetch  10:30 PM
Elo people.. I don't know half of you but anyway XD

Panchocraft  10:30 PM
no se hablar ingles

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:31 PM
yo papa meechu
entonces no hables :P

Gabriel Brown  10:31 PM
11:02 Tesrym: make snail, not war
11:02 Snail Games: ^^
11:02 Snail Games: good slogan i'll Keep it in mind :D
11:04 Gabriel Brown: Make many snail, okay?
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Many fertile snails
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: ....
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Hello Eclipse-senpai
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: Its just Senpai lel
11:05 MrPizzaCake: No
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: And hello Mr pizza cake
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Senpai is a title, not a name
11:05 Gabriel Brown: Snail will make more snail to make more snail.
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: nibble oh fine
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Kinda like "chan"
11:05 Gabriel Brown: Cycle will not end.
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: Mhm
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: Your pizza chan
11:06 MrPizzaCake: No, I'm Pizza-kun
11:06 Gabriel Brown: Snail will take over world.
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Nu
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Er...
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Well I hope their not too slow...
11:06 Gabriel Brown: Snail will BE world.
11:06 MrPizzaCake: Snail will eat world
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Calm down...
11:07 Eclipse Senpai: Snail cutlists!!! Run!!! Before they make you worship Gary!!!
11:07 MrPizzaCake: ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SNAIL
11:07 Gabriel Brown: There will be snail planet.
11:07 BadHairDay: its a snail eat snail world out there
11:07 Gabriel Brown: Snail planet will collide with sun.
11:07 Gabriel Brown: Sun will be destroy.
11:07 MrPizzaCake: And then there will be a snail Sun
11:08 Gabriel Brown: Snail sun will shine bright over snail planet.
11:08 MrPizzaCake: Snail Sun will provide warmth for snail planet
11:08 BadHairDay: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail_racing
11:09 BadHairDay: The Snail painting by Henri Matisse http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Matissesnail.jpg
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Snail planet will have snail grass and mountain.
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Snail land features.
11:10 MrPizzaCake: Snail will have snail human and animal, too
11:10 MrPizzaCake: *Snail planet
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Snail water made of snail.
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Yes, snail planet will have snail people.
11:11 Gabriel Brown: Made of snail.
11:11 MrPizzaCake: And they'll explore space to make more snail planet
11:11 Gabriel Brown: Snail planet will be top planet of all snail planets that snails make.
11:12 Gabriel Brown: Yes.
11:12 Gabriel Brown: Snail universe will be glorious.
11:12 MrPizzaCake: Snail universe will merge with other universes
11:12 Gabriel Brown: And also become snail.
11:13 Gabriel Brown: But will not be good for time.
11:13 Gabriel Brown: Snail apocalypse, you see.
11:13 MrPizzaCake: There'll be too much snail in all universes
11:14 Gabriel Brown: Snail will eat other snail, and snail die.
11:14 Gabriel Brown: But snail invent snail vaccine.
11:14 Gabriel Brown: Snail get better and kill snailbies.
11:14 MrPizzaCake: Some snail will transcend to higher level of existence, and become snail gods
11:15 Gabriel Brown: Snail gods will make snail heaven, and snail hell.
11:15 Gabriel Brown: There will be salt in snail hell.
11:15 MrPizzaCake: Snail heaven will have lots of cabbage
11:16 Gabriel Brown: Cabbage will be nice for good snail.
11:16 MrPizzaCake: Snail heaven cabbage will taste better than world cabbage
11:17 Gabriel Brown: Snail gods will help snail people to advance in craftsmanship.
11:17 Gabriel Brown: They will make snail machine.
11:18 Gabriel Brown: Snail machine will help snail to do snail things. Like invent snail computer. With SnailOS.
11:18 MrPizzaCake: SnailOS will be the most efficient OS ever made
11:19 Gabriel Brown: Snails will invent SnailJolt. For sharing snail games. And people can talk about snails in chat rooms.
11:19 MrPizzaCake: And snail people will praise the snail truth
11:21 BadHairDay: http://i.snag.gy/fv59y.jpg
11:21 MrPizzaCake: Yes, Snail chats
11:21 Gabriel Brown: Snails will make clever use of Inspecting the elements of website code...
11:21 MrPizzaCake: Someone has a username "Fartface"?!
11:22 MrPizzaCake: And snails will make their plugins for SnailJolt
11:23 Bowenware games: >:)
11:23 MrPizzaCake: Hello Bowensnail
11:23 Bowenware games: >:D
11:23 BadHairDay: D:
11:23 Gabriel Brown: SnailJolt will have support for Snaility. Even in Snailchrome.
11:23 BadHairDay: lol
11:24 Bowenware games: mailJolt is the future
11:24 MrPizzaCake: Snaility will be an extremely powerful Snail game engine
11:24 BadHairDay: malejolt
11:24 Gabriel Brown: And will make 3D models of snails.

StillTheSameGabe  10:31 PM
you know me

_Papa Meetch  10:31 PM
Okay well Canjear knows me

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:31 PM
Mr. Gabriel
papa meechu

Panchocraft  10:31 PM
y porque no puedo hablar?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:31 PM
i'm wii

Gabriel Brown  10:31 PM
SNAIL JESUS THATS BIG...

_Papa Meetch  10:31 PM
Ya'll keep changing your user names XD

bandaidtoxin  10:31 PM
no

StillTheSameGabe  10:31 PM
i already know you

bandaidtoxin  10:31 PM
im slime

_Papa Meetch  10:31 PM
I do know Gabe

Eric  10:31 PM
That's why I asked you to post it on pastebin.com lol

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:32 PM
Pancho, una de la reglas es sólo inglés en los chats públicos

Panchocraft  10:32 PM
:(

_Papa Meetch  10:32 PM
Your not slime you spazz XD

StillTheSameGabe  10:32 PM
people know me

Gabriel Brown  10:32 PM
I shall make a Snailbin, and then...

StillTheSameGabe  10:32 PM
thets flattering

Gabriel Brown  10:32 PM
There it shall be.

Eric  10:33 PM
But then people will fill that bin with the saltiest shit.

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:34 PM
HEIL SNEIL
guys guys
wanna see a spanish typo?

StillTheSameGabe  10:34 PM
i do

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:35 PM
http://puu.sh/pGaHu/a34511706d.jpg

Gabriel Brown  10:35 PM
Well then they shall descend into snail hell where they shall meet their eteral fate with salt themselves.

StillTheSameGabe  10:35 PM
thats lame

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:35 PM
i guess they meant "se abre la beta" which means "beta is open"

StillTheSameGabe  10:35 PM
btw
its vienda ou venda?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:35 PM
but instead the use "veda"
which means "ban"

StillTheSameGabe  10:35 PM
ik
but tell me
vienda ou venda?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:36 PM
they confused veda with beta i think

StillTheSameGabe  10:37 PM
probably

Eric  10:37 PM
Hey, Rapix was on yesterday.

Gabriel Brown  10:38 PM
Really?

Eric  10:38 PM
Yeah.

Gabriel Brown  10:38 PM
Oh, by the way...
Here's the Snailbin...:http://pastebin.com/efNBYNsn

StillTheSameGabe  10:39 PM
:|

Gabriel Brown  10:40 PM
There it shall remain...
For all snail time.

Eric  10:41 PM
Holy crap. I think I remember the SnailOS thing.

Gabriel Brown  10:41 PM
Yeah...
Made a beta, way to slow, snail trashed.

Eric  10:42 PM
11:18 Gabriel Brown: Snail machine will help snail to do snail things. Like invent snail computer. With SnailOS.
11:18 MrPizzaCake: SnailOS will be the most efficient OS ever made

Gabriel Brown  10:42 PM
Yeah, snail lies...

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:43 PM
i'll tell you how my game is going
but first
let's talk about parallel universes

Gabriel Brown  10:44 PM
Yes, snail universe...

Legless110  10:44 PM
Hey guys isn't fnaf world great it's so much fun i hope everyone enjoys it as much as i do.

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:44 PM
oh yeah
@Gabriel

Glitched  10:44 PM
im struggling in the last part of my code can someone help me?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:44 PM
snails fit with the parallel universe theory in sm64
because you gotta build up speed for 12 hours

Gabriel Brown  10:45 PM
This was not mentioned in the snail transcript, but it all started with ONE. SINGULAR. SNAIL.

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:45 PM
in order to complete the level in one half a-press

Gabriel Brown  10:45 PM
Just kinda floating in space.

Eric  10:46 PM
Remember this? http://fireside.gamejolt.com/post/videogames-need-to-be-banned-the-people-who-made-them-need-to-be-executed-and-the-people-who-play-them-need-to-be-put-into-rehab-vuhexsm9

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:46 PM
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
that's cause first snail is my nigga

Gabriel Brown  10:46 PM
And then he said, "This ain't right..."...
And fuckin' tore himself in half and made another one.
It was a girl.
And they both just floated around in space...

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:47 PM
andtheybangedliketherewasnotomorrow
sorry

Eric  10:47 PM
not omorrow
snot omorrow

Gabriel Brown  10:48 PM
Until they eventually bumped into each other and another snail came out.

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:48 PM
as not to morrow

Eric  10:48 PM
Here wa snot omorrow

Gabriel Brown  10:48 PM
It seemed every time they bumped into one another, a snail would appear between them.
And the first snail said "This is good."...
andtheybumpedintoeachotherliketherewasnotomorrow

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:49 PM
d-dad
i- i think this is a weird question
b-but
how d-does one b-bump into oneself?

Gabriel Brown  10:51 PM
Soon there were so many snails, one day a large cluster of them came together, and formed a large mass.
This mass was so great, it had it's own field of gravity.

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:52 PM
and a snail moon

Gabriel Brown  10:52 PM
The other space snails fell onto this mass, and thus the snail world was born.

Eric  10:52 PM
Do we still say "Fuck you shit" as hi now that developer chat is gone?

Gabriel Brown  10:52 PM
Oh yeah that happened too...

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:53 PM
eric

Eric  10:53 PM
What?

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:53 PM
that's what the people who play ranked brawlhalla say

Gabriel Brown  10:53 PM
They advanced and advanced, as you saw in the Snail transcript...

Canjear Puntos Boy  10:53 PM
snable

Gabriel Brown  10:53 PM
And it's still going on to this very day...

Eric  10:53 PM
They say "Fuck you shit" as hi?

Gabriel Brown  10:54 PM
In a galaxy far, far away...