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Kicked out the window, Elemental Dragon Edition

WindStrike Sep 17th, 2019 163 Never
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  1. *   Vincent_Valentine is here for insanity.
  2. <DM>    -=BATTLE STARTO!=-
  3. <Sephiroth> Hmm, should I?
  4. <Sephiroth> $torture on
  5. *   Sephiroth runs.
  6. <Kefka> $torture: Now torturing WindStrike.
  7. *   DM summons a dragon of- oh god dangit.
  8. <Fireblast124>  That's interesting
  9. <Sephiroth> $torture off
  10. <Kefka> $torture: No longer torturing WindStrike.
  11. <Sephiroth> Kefka still on?
  12. *   DoubleEx is now known as Dex
  13. <Kefka> NO ONE LIKES NILES
  14. <Sephiroth> should he be turned off? :P
  15. <Dex>   tell me when we start
  16. <DM>    startin' now
  17. <DM>    uhhh.. Kefka can be on, but I'm not gonna throw effects for every single thing he says
  18. <Kefka> I DIDN'T MEAN SEXUALLY!!
  19. <DM>    just every now and then-
  20. <DM>    woah
  21. <DM>    .......
  22. <Red_Enrics>    Kefka?
  23. <Kefka> wtf's a Linoone? O_o
  24. <Red_Enrics>    Holy crap
  25. <DM>    DEFINITELY not for everything he says
  26. <Fireblast124>  He probably should be off
  27. <Red_Enrics>    Kefka acts likes Culex
  28. <Kefka> character tintin is to be moved?
  29. *   X_X is now known as ElementalDragon
  30. <DM>    nah, Culex is more of a troll, Kefka is more random
  31. <Kefka> Bye
  32. <Dex>   OR
  33. <Dex>   my graphics card will crash
  34. <DM>    http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=236&pid=517#pid517 - Stats
  35. <Sephiroth> $init 2d10
  36. <Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
  37. <Navi>  Sephiroth: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4 and 9.
  38. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  39. <DM>    *Roll initiatives!*
  40. <DM>    nice start
  41. <Dex>   $init 1d10
  42. <Navi>  Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  43. <Red_Enrics>    $init 1d10
  44. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  45. <ElementalDragon>   $init 1d10
  46. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  47. <DM>    holy crap
  48. <Fireblast124>  $init 1d5
  49. <Navi>  Fireblast124: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  50. <DM>    $init s
  51. <Navi>  The Battle has started! Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  52. <DM>    kay, the kicks are spread out...
  53. <DM>    Bonus Turns: Vincent_Valentine, Dex
  54. *   DM requests the battle starts on a kick.
  55. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  56. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on your Mom! «14,439»)
  57. <DM>    fascinating
  58. <Vincent_Valentine> Indeed.
  59. <Dex>   lets fight winds mom i guess?
  60. <DM>    *FIELD EFFECT - DM's mother forces random people to get an education...*
  61. <Red_Enrics>    XD
  62. <DM>    $2d4
  63. <Sephiroth> xD
  64. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 4 Sides. Result: 1 and 1. Total: 2.
  65. <DM>    $1d4
  66. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  67. *   Red_Enrics 's job for this session is Teacher!:O
  68. <DM>    *Vincent and Dex have a +3 Wisdom bonus for the remainder of the battle!*
  69. <Dex>   woo
  70. <Red_Enrics>    What do I put?
  71. <Vincent_Valentine> Woo. :3
  72. <DM>    *You can thank my mother for that.*
  73. <DM>    wait what red?
  74. <Red_Enrics>    Ummm
  75. <Red_Enrics>    $1d4?
  76. <Red_Enrics>    $1d4
  77. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  78. <Red_Enrics>    >.>
  79. *   Vincent_Valentine grabs his Axe of Jealousy and charges at the ElementalDragon. (Roll Courage!)
  80. <Red_Enrics>    <.<
  81. <Vincent_Valentine> $27d10
  82. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 7, 6, 8, 2, 8, 4, 1, 9, 4, 5, 8, 3, 10, 3, 8, 1, 3, 2, 10, 9, 1, 5, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 153. Successes: 18.
  83. <DM>    oh, I was doing $2d4 cause 2 people got an education, out of 4 people
  84. <ElementalDragon>   $20d10
  85. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 1, 9, 5, 9, 3, 10, 2, 2, 2, 8, 10, 2, 9, 4, 9, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 116. Successes: 14.
  86. *   ElementalDragon is hit!
  87. <DM>    ... huh, for a dragon, it totally doesn't have dragonhide..... woops
  88. <DM>    oh well
  89. <Vincent_Valentine> Damage from the axe is still decreased by two.
  90. <Vincent_Valentine> ... + Bleeding.
  91. <DM>    18 - 14 = 4 - 2 = 2 damage + 1 bleed damage
  92. *   Vincent_Valentine ends his bonus turn.
  93. <ElementalDragon>   47h, ??m | Bleeding x1
  94. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  95. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  96. <Vincent_Valentine> 13h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!)
  97. <ElementalDragon>   47h, ??m | Bleeding x1 | Fire Level 5
  98. <DM>    lol
  99. <Dex>   my turn?
  100. <DM>    yeah
  101. <Sephiroth> (brb, grabbin' a pepsi...)
  102. <DM>    (bonus turns)
  103. *   Red_Enrics 's job as an Actor for this session is Teacher! :O
  104. <DM>    Red, teach me all about your laundry.
  105. *   DM runs.
  106. <Sephiroth> (back)
  107. <Dex>   ok
  108. <DM>    Kefka, what do you want to learn?
  109. <Kefka> in BC2, I played a match and for once didn't take the game seriously like I normally do, and got a 6 kill streak!
  110. <Dex>   im just thinking about what i want to do
  111. <DM>    Bad Company 2... Red_Enrics, you are to teach Kefka how to play seriously.
  112. <Kefka> The fights are interesting, but I liked most of the classic ways better.
  113. *   Red_Enrics teaches everyone about Battle Themes, and how this is the battle theme for this fight. http://youtu.be/FYGzdzFPeCU
  114. <Dex>   ok
  115. <Dex>   Jagged Edged Sword
  116. <Dex>   so roll courage
  117. <DM>    *The Fire Emblem music causes everyone to get a +2 attacking dice bonus for the remainder of the round!*
  118. <Dex>   23d10
  119. <Dex>   er
  120. <Dex>   $23d10
  121. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 9, 2, 4, 10, 2, 2, 7, 1, 8, 2, 4, 8, 3, 9, 8, 5, 1, 4, 6, 10 and 2. Total: 112. Successes: 12.
  122. <ElementalDragon>   $26d10
  123. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 7, 7, 1, 3, 10, 3, 7, 9, 8, 1, 2, 7, 9, 4, 3, 6, 6, 2, 1, 10, 8, 3, 4 and 8. Total: 143. Successes: 17.
  124. <Red_Enrics>    As a teacher, I gain +2 to the invisible Tactics Stat!
  125. <Dex>   thats a lot of courage
  126. *   ElementalDragon evades Dex's jagged edged sword. Looks like jagged was unable to edge on the courageous blade?
  127. <DM>    "Your affinity changes to Fire (Level: 5) and gain splash damage.
  128. <DM>    When you successfully land a single-target attack, all other enemies automatically take 2 burn damage (neutral).
  129. <DM>    You gain 6 Courage, but you lose 4 Power and 2 Wisdom"
  130. <Red_Enrics>    As a Teacher, I must help you pass this test!
  131. <Dex>   so do i type end turn for this
  132. <DM>    it's got +6 Courage right now
  133. *   Red_Enrics uses Reroll on Dragon
  134. <DM>    no, just say... /me ends bonus turn.
  135. *   Dex ends bonus turn
  136. <Red_Enrics>    Or not
  137. <ElementalDragon>   $26d10
  138. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 8, 3, 2, 4, 5, 6, 9, 8, 5, 7, 10, 9, 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 9, 2, 5, 9, 10, 9 and 3. Total: 158. Successes: 19.
  139. <DM>    nope.avi
  140. <Red_Enrics>    Oh shit
  141. <DM>    *Red_Enrics' RP bounces off of the ElementalDragon like babies taken from a candy. Wait...*
  142. <Red_Enrics>    Well damn
  143. <DM>    $turns
  144. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  145. <Red_Enrics>    The Teachers Reroll has failed!
  146. *   Red_Enrics pulls out a knife and points it at his Chest
  147. <Red_Enrics>    I am terrible. ;~;
  148. <Vincent_Valentine> SOMEONE HAS SET US UP THE BOMB!
  149. *   Vincent_Valentine hurls a bomb at the ElementalDragon! (Roll Power!)
  150. <Vincent_Valentine> $25d10
  151. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 3, 5, 10, 8, 4, 7, 1, 5, 6, 5, 5, 9, 9, 2, 10, 8, 10, 6, 2, 6, 6, 1 and 9. Total: 154. Successes: 23.
  152. <DM>    *RED ENRICS EFFECT - As teacher, at the start of each round, he rolls $1d5. If it's an odd number, he adds it to his lowest stat (Power, Courage, or Wisdom). If it's an even number, he subtracts it from his highest stat (Power, Courage, or Wisdom).*
  153. <ElementalDragon>   !!!
  154. <ElementalDragon>   $16d10
  155. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 4, 3, 7, 9, 1, 7, 5, 3, 8, 9, 10, 6, 8 and 3. Total: 95. Successes: 12.
  156. *   ElementalDragon is blown away by Vincent_Valentine's bomberman skills!
  157. <DM>    23 - 12 = 11 damage
  158. <Vincent_Valentine> $1d3
  159. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  160. <Vincent_Valentine> +3 more damage.
  161. *   ElementalDragon is hit by a secondary explosion (IT'S HOW HOLLYWOOD EXPLOSIONS WORK) as well.
  162. *   ElementalDragon also takes 1 bleed damage cause start of the round.
  163. <ElementalDragon>   32h, ??m | Bleeding x1
  164. <Vincent_Valentine> 13h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!)
  165. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  166. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  167. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  168. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  169. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  170. *   Red_Enrics puts away the knife
  171. <ElementalDragon>   Your affinity changes to Shadow (Level: 5) and provides an aura that affects all enemies.
  172. <ElementalDragon>   Courage is reduced by 5.
  173. <ElementalDragon>   Anyone with Shadow affinity is immune to this.
  174. <ElementalDragon>   You gain 4 Courage and 2 Power, but you lose 6 Wisdom.
  175. <Red_Enrics>    Nobody even tried to stop me from killing myself. ;~;
  176. <Dex>   NINJA VANISH
  177. <Dex>   using camoflague
  178. <ElementalDragon>   32h, ??m | Bleeding x1 | Shadow Level 5
  179. <Dex>   camoflage
  180. <DM>    *Dex hides into the abyss that is the non-descript environment.*
  181. <Dex>   basically
  182. <Dex>   charging up for a backstab
  183. <Dex>   with my  dagger
  184. <Dex>   sounds good yes
  185. <Dex>   yes
  186. <DM>    ah
  187. <DM>    kay
  188. <Dex>   $endturn
  189. <Navi>  Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  190. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  191. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  192. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Blizzard's Starcraft balancing team. Uh-oh, here comes the nerfbat! «14,440»)
  193. <DM>    OH GOD
  194. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  195. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  196. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  197. <Red_Enrics>    $1d5
  198. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  199. *   Red_Enrics gains 3 wisdom!
  200. <DM>    nice boost
  201. <Red_Enrics>    Well, all I have it PSI strike, soooooo....
  202. *   Red_Enrics casts PSI Strike on Elemental Dragon. (Roll Coruage)
  203. <Red_Enrics>    $13d10
  204. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 8, 3, 1, 7, 10, 5, 9 and 2. Total: 68. Successes: 9.
  205. <Vincent_Valentine> ... wait
  206. <Vincent_Valentine> isn't that wisdom v wisdom?
  207. <DM>    Red_Enrics, you know PSI Strike is Shadow, right?
  208. <Red_Enrics>    Damn typoi
  209. <Red_Enrics>    *Typo
  210. <Red_Enrics>    Okay...
  211. <DM>    and that's gonna get -5 successes vs. ElementalDragon, which is currently Shadow
  212. <Red_Enrics>    Oh.... ;~;
  213. <DM>    *FIELD EFFECT - Everyone's highest stat is reduced by 5, courtesies of the SC2 Balancing team. Also, Snipe sucks.*
  214. <Red_Enrics>    "SC2 Balancing team"
  215. <Red_Enrics>    ?
  216. <Red_Enrics>    What is that?
  217. <DM>    Starcraft 2
  218. <Red_Enrics>    RAGARDLESS
  219. <DM>    so what are you using? PSI Strike still or changing your mind?
  220. *   Red_Enrics strikes with his Death Scythe. (Roll Courage)
  221. <Red_Enrics>    $21d10
  222. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 7, 4, 7, 2, 3, 2, 5, 8, 4, 8, 10, 9, 10, 7, 3, 2, 3, 5 and 6. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
  223. <Fireblast124>  Don't mind me, I am just a guy flying above the area watching this fight while doing absolutely nothing special
  224. <Red_Enrics>    Do I lose the Wisdom Bonus after my turn?
  225. <DM>    nah, you keep it till your next turn
  226. <Red_Enrics>    :O
  227. <DM>    also, your highest stat is a tie between Courage and Hearts, so... you can drop either one
  228. <DM>    (by 5)
  229. <Red_Enrics>    o.o
  230. <DM>    and if you pick courage, roll $5d10 to drop your scythe's attack
  231. <Kefka> you stole that from picard
  232. <DM>    ...
  233. <Fireblast124>  Oh shoot, it is Kefka
  234. <Kefka> guy.
  235. <DM>    *KEFKA EFFECT - He's a guy.*
  236. <Kefka> HOW DID THE CAT
  237. <Sephiroth> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BSvwOYwxg
  238. <Red_Enrics>    Well, I got the Wisdom...Oh wait, lowest stat, so I got a Magic boost. >.>
  239. <ElementalDragon>   $19d10
  240. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 3, 5, 2, 3, 10, 9, 1, 1, 10, 9, 6, 1, 10, 6, 5 and 7. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
  241. <DM>    no, that one was Power, Courage or Wisdom, so Wisdom is boosted
  242. <Red_Enrics>    Oh
  243. <DM>    the SC2 Balancing Team one is any of your 5 stats
  244. <Red_Enrics>    Wouldn't that Naturally include Magic though?
  245. <Red_Enrics>    "5 stats" :V
  246. <Sephiroth> Hearts, Magic, Courage, Power, Wisdom
  247. <DM>    <DM> *RED ENRICS EFFECT - As teacher, at the start of each round, he rolls $1d5. If it's an odd number, he adds it to his lowest stat (Power, Courage, or Wisdom). If it's an even number, he subtracts it from his highest stat (Power, Courage, or Wisdom).* <-- The one that's specific to you is those three only.
  248. <DM>    <DM> *FIELD EFFECT - Everyone's highest stat is reduced by 5, courtesies of the SC2 Balancing team. Also, Snipe sucks.* <-- That's all five.
  249. <Red_Enrics>    Well, earlier, you said that HP was included. >.>
  250. <DM>    and that's for everyone
  251. <Red_Enrics>    OH
  252. <Red_Enrics>    Fine
  253. <Red_Enrics>    Lowering HP
  254. *   Vincent_Valentine lost 5 power.
  255. <Fireblast124>  GANNON STOLE THE TRIFORCE WITH POWER
  256. <Kefka> You have been GANNON-BANNED to the EVIL JAR, Fireblast124!
  257. *   ElementalDragon appears to get nicked by Red_Enrics' scythe and takes 1 damage!
  258. <Red_Enrics>    12h 2m
  259. <ElementalDragon>   31h, ??m | Bleeding x1, Null | Shadow Level 5
  260. <Red_Enrics>    I am still a terrible teacher.
  261. <DM>    ($endturn?)
  262. <Dex>   Well *I* certainly haven't learned anything.
  263. *   Red_Enrics brings out a knife and points it at his chest
  264. <Red_Enrics>    $endturn
  265. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has ended their turn. ElementalDragon: It is your turn now.
  266. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  267. *   ElementalDragon starts with Troll Breath as an extra support spell.
  268. <ElementalDragon>   31h, 24m | Bleeding x1, Null | Shadow Level 5
  269. <DM>    *Everyone's highest stat is currently being reduced by 10, cause... Troll Breath.*
  270. <Dex>   woooo
  271. <Vincent_Valentine> ...
  272. <Red_Enrics>    WAit
  273. <Dex>   but dont vince and  i get +6 wisdom
  274. <Vincent_Valentine> how long does that effect exist, anyways
  275. <Dex>   from your mother
  276. <Red_Enrics>    Is that stacked with....
  277. <DM>    the +3 wisdom is just a permanent effect
  278. <DM>    the field effect exists until a different one overwrites it
  279. <Red_Enrics>    Too
  280. <Vincent_Valentine> talking about troll breath
  281. <Red_Enrics>    Much
  282. <Red_Enrics>    Maaaaaath
  283. <Vincent_Valentine> not the field effect.
  284. <Dex>   oh
  285. <Dex>   well
  286. <Vincent_Valentine> ... ... it lacks a duration.
  287. <Dex>   does that mean i have +3 wisdom for forever?
  288. <Dex>   or just this session
  289. <Vincent_Valentine> ... like every other support spell.
  290. <DM>    ah... uhhh, it should last so long as the current field effects that it's affecting exists
  291. <Red_Enrics>    Or that battle
  292. <DM>    so... "Troll Breath lasts as long as the current [i]Field Effects[/i] its affecting lasts."
  293. <DM>    just this session Dex, remainder of the battle
  294. <Dex>   nuts
  295. <Red_Enrics>    Does it stack with the field effect?
  296. <Red_Enrics>    The - 5 to best stat
  297. <Red_Enrics>    I mean
  298. <DM>    that IS the field effect, which is currently being doubled
  299. <DM>    troll breath is essentially a field effect assist spell
  300. <Kefka> Line Added: troll breath is essentially a field effect assist spell
  301. <Red_Enrics>    Yikes
  302. <Red_Enrics>    Right in the HP
  303. <DM>    *KEFKA EFFECT - You're a field effect assist spell.*
  304. <Kefka> One could make a youtube video of nothing more than Dennis Hopper screaming random things from The Mario movie.
  305. <Vincent_Valentine> lmfao
  306. *   ElementalDragon swings his dragon tail around and hits everyone else! (Roll Power)
  307. <Dex>   $16d10
  308. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 1, 1, 2, 1, 4, 7, 2, 10, 7, 5 and 5. Total: 75. Successes: 9.
  309. <ElementalDragon>   $22d10
  310. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 6, 8, 3, 1, 1, 4, 9, 9, 2, 10, 1, 9, 7, 1, 6, 2, 3, 8, 8 and 5. Total: 112. Successes: 13.
  311. <Vincent_Valentine> $15d10
  312. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 6, 10, 5, 9, 10, 10, 5, 3, 5, 5, 5, 6 and 5. Total: 102. Successes: 18.
  313. <DM>    holy crap Vincent
  314. <Fireblast124>  $turns
  315. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  316. *   Red_Enrics blocks with his Hylian Shield and Grog 'n Armor.
  317. <DM>    GOT 10's?!
  318. *   Vincent_Valentine gracefully dodges a wild tail.
  319. <Fireblast124>  Go fish
  320. <Red_Enrics>    $18d10
  321. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 4, 2, 9, 5, 3, 4, 9, 5, 2, 4, 1, 7, 3, 8, 1 and 4. Total: 79. Successes: 7.
  322. <Red_Enrics>    Wait
  323. <Red_Enrics>    Wrong number
  324. <Red_Enrics>    $17d10
  325. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 8, 4, 2, 6, 2, 6, 8, 7, 2, 9, 10, 10, 10, 4 and 9. Total: 110. Successes: 15.
  326. <DM>    lol
  327. <Red_Enrics>    OH FUCK
  328. <Dex>   well shit
  329. <Red_Enrics>    8 second chat lag
  330. <Red_Enrics>    ;`;
  331. <Red_Enrics>    *;~;
  332. <Dex>   im going to be knocked out of stealth
  333. <DM>    *Dragon Tail sweeps around and smacks Dex in the armor! ... for 0 damage, but his Power is reduced by 3.*
  334. <DM>    (for the remainder of the battle)
  335. <Dex>   am i still knocked out of charging?
  336. <Red_Enrics>    What about me?
  337. <DM>    actually Dex, since you're charging, you can't defend, so... that's gonna do some damage
  338. <DM>    Red_Enrics, you dodged it
  339. *   Red_Enrics blocks...I think
  340. <DM>    or blocked
  341. <Red_Enrics>    Yaaaaaay
  342. <DM>    13/2 = 6.5 rounded = 7 - 2 = 5 damage to Dex
  343. <Red_Enrics>    This Hylian Sheild is fucking awesome
  344. <Red_Enrics>    Thank you BanditMeatShield
  345. <DM>    lol
  346. <Sephiroth> lol
  347. <Fireblast124>  Lel
  348. <DM>    you know Bubble isn't active unless you have water affinity, right?
  349. <Dex>   god damn it
  350. <ElementalDragon>   31h, 24m | Bleeding x1, Null | Shadow Level 5
  351. <ElementalDragon>   $endturn
  352. <Navi>  ElementalDragon has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  353. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  354. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  355. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the hospital! Wow, they think the bruise from the kick is pretty bad... «14,441»)
  356. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Fireblast124: It is your turn now.
  357. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  358. <Fireblast124>  HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
  359. <DM>    *Field effect removed... however...*
  360. <Fireblast124>  $fortune Dex
  361. <Kefka> Dex: Love is like sweet medicine, good to the last drop.
  362. <Fireblast124>  $endturn
  363. <Navi>  Fireblast124 has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  364. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  365. *   Red_Enrics runs around and trips, with his knife hitting fireblast.
  366. *   DM gets bruised and incidentally cuts everyone else... everyone takes 4 damage (excluding armor).*
  367. <ElementalDragon>   26h, 24m | Bleeding x1, Null
  368. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  369. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  370. <Red_Enrics>    5h ;~;
  371. <Vincent_Valentine> 9h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!)
  372. <DM>    Red_Enrics, your hearts are back
  373. <Dex>   6 hp
  374. <DM>    you should be 15hp
  375. <Red_Enrics>    15h :O
  376. <DM>    dear god, the shadow aura is stacking....
  377. <Vincent_Valentine> oh, hold up.
  378. <Vincent_Valentine> 9h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield @ 2h
  379. <ElementalDragon>   26h, 24m | Bleeding x1, Null | Shadow Level 5 | +8 Courage, +4 Power, -12 Wisdom | Aura that affects everyone without Shadow affinity, -10 Courage
  380. *   Vincent_Valentine swings jealously with his axe! (Roll Courage!)
  381. <Vincent_Valentine> $27d10
  382. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 9, 8, 2, 8, 10, 6, 5, 9, 5, 10, 3, 6, 3, 6, 3, 3, 6, 1, 6, 5, 9, 2, 4, 9 and 10. Total: 155. Successes: 21.
  383. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  384. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 9, 6, 3, 10, 6, 3, 1, 7, 10, 10, 3, 1, 7, 6, 7, 10, 3, 5, 4, 10, 7 and 2. Total: 140. Successes: 20.
  385. <Red_Enrics>    Thank god I'm Shadow Affinity. ^_^
  386. *   ElementalDragon is just barely hit...
  387. <Vincent_Valentine> + more bleeding
  388. <ElementalDragon>   21 - 20 = 1 - 2 = 0 + 2 bleed damage
  389. <Vincent_Valentine> :3
  390. <ElementalDragon>   24h, 24m | Bleeding x2, Null | Shadow Level 5 | +8 Courage, +4 Power, -12 Wisdom | Aura that affects everyone without Shadow affinity, -10 Courage
  391. <Vincent_Valentine> 9h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield @ 2h
  392. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  393. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  394. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  395. <DM>    oh right, Dex, before you go...
  396. <Dex>   before i go
  397. <DM>    <Fireblast124> $fortune Dex
  398. <DM>    <Kefka> Dex: Love is like sweet medicine, good to the last drop.
  399. <Kefka> Sephiroth, I'm joining you
  400. <DM>    woah what
  401. *   Sephiroth kicks Kefka out the window.
  402. *   Sephiroth has kicked Kefka from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in death water, that's some instant death. :o «14,442»)
  403. *   Kefka (~Kefka@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg
  404. *   ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg Kefka
  405. *   ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kefka
  406. <DM>    Nice one Fireblast124. You killed Kefka.
  407. <Kefka> REMEMBER SPELUNKY
  408. <Dex>   yes
  409. <Red_Enrics>    Kefka, what have you done?!
  410. <Kefka> I want to see a PSP do a can can
  411. <Dex>   medicine is like love
  412. <Dex>   and love is like medicine
  413. <Dex>   good to the last drop
  414. <DM>    *DEX EFFECT - You can now hug someone, healing both you and the target by $1d6.*
  415. <Dex>   WHO'S HURT
  416. *   Red_Enrics hugs and squeezes Dex
  417. <DM>    *This counts as an active skill.*
  418. *   Dex puts on his doctor's mirror thing.
  419. <Red_Enrics>    I want slight healing...plus I want a hug, I'm cold. ;~:
  420. *   Dex hugs Vincent.
  421. <Red_Enrics>    :<
  422. <Dex>   $1d6
  423. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  424. <Dex>   hes only at 9
  425. <DM>    *Dex and Vincent both recover 4 hearts in a loving hug!*
  426. *   Vincent_Valentine is hugged, ... and regains the four health he lost when the DM landed in the hospital. :3
  427. *   Red_Enrics gets Jelly and cries in a corner
  428. <DM>    TOUCHE SIR
  429. <Vincent_Valentine> 13h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield @ 2h
  430. <DM>    TOUCHE
  431. <Dex>   $endturn
  432. <Navi>  Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  433. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  434. <Dex>   10hp / 6m
  435. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  436. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the Great Mighty Poo's mouth, that's gotta be gross. «14,443»)
  437. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  438. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  439. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  440. *   Red_Enrics continues crying in his corner from not getting a hug
  441. <Red_Enrics>    $endturn
  442. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has ended their turn. ElementalDragon: It is your turn now.
  443. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  444. *   ElementalDragon takes its time and decides to bite Vincent_Valentine's head off.
  445. <Fireblast124>  OMNOMNOMNOM
  446. <ElementalDragon>   (Roll Courage)
  447. <Fireblast124>  Sorry, had to get it out
  448. <ElementalDragon>   $27d10
  449. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 9, 2, 9, 9, 7, 8, 3, 5, 2, 7, 5, 2, 6, 9, 8, 3, 8, 8, 1, 2, 2, 3, 6, 6 and 8. Total: 142. Successes: 16.
  450. <Vincent_Valentine> $22d10
  451. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 10, 7, 10, 5, 5, 5, 1, 7, 1, 7, 10, 4, 5, 7, 6, 5, 3, 8, 6 and 2. Total: 131. Successes: 21.
  452. *   Vincent_Valentine barrel rolls the bite.
  453. *   ElementalDragon goes to cry in a corner before proceeding to OM NOM NOM Navi.
  454. <DM>    *NAVI HAS BEEN EATEN - Hey, you won't have to listen!*
  455. <DM>    wait, 22?
  456. <Fireblast124>  She's dead, Jim!
  457. <DM>    shouldn't your Courage be reduced by 10?
  458. <Vincent_Valentine> oh ffs.
  459. <Vincent_Valentine> forgot about that.
  460. <DM>    lol
  461. <Vincent_Valentine> $10d10
  462. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 1, 6, 3, 8, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 53. Successes: 7.
  463. *   Vincent_Valentine has been eaten.
  464. <Dex>   oh shit
  465. <DM>    16 - 14 = 2 damage, + Bleeding x2
  466. <DM>    errr, +Bleeding, but 2 damage type bleeding
  467. <Vincent_Valentine> 11h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding
  468. <DM>    oh, and +1 damage, derp
  469. <Vincent_Valentine> 10h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding
  470. <DM>    HARGHLE BLARGHLE
  471. <DM>    and another +1 damage for the lu- *shot*
  472. *   DM runs.
  473. *   Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
  474. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Big Bubba's jail cell! Better not let your guard down or you'll become Bubba's 'play' mate! «14,444»)
  475. *   DM is in jail. Go collect $200, DM!
  476. <ElementalDragon>   24h, 24m | Bleeding x2, Null | Shadow Level 5 | +8 Courage, +4 Power, -12 Wisdom | Aura that affects everyone without Shadow affinity, -10 Courage
  477. <ElementalDragon>   $endturn
  478. <Navi>  ElementalDragon has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  479. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  480. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  481. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a tree. But, then you fell and landed in manure! «14,445»)
  482. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  483. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Fireblast124: It is your turn now.
  484. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  485. <Fireblast124>  $fortune Red_Enrics
  486. <Kefka> Red_Enrics: Your ability is appreciated.
  487. <Fireblast124>  $endturn
  488. <Navi>  Fireblast124 has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  489. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  490. <Red_Enrics>    <Kefka> Red_Enrics: Your ability is appreciated.
  491. <Fireblast124>  You'll thank me later
  492. <Kefka> lol
  493. *   Red_Enrics gets out of his corner
  494. <Red_Enrics>    I need to stop being a cowardly teacher. ;`;
  495. <Red_Enrics>    *;~;
  496. <DM>    *RED ENRICS EFFECT - You are incapable of commiting suicide. Also, your $1d5 on your turns has been up'd to $1d6, and it will now only boost your low stat (Power, Courage, or Wisdom).*
  497. *   Vincent_Valentine waits for field effect.
  498. <DM>    *FIELD EFFECT - DM is a load of crap. Well, he's in one, but you know it's true. And because he is, everyone has to deal with his stinky stench and loses 3 dice when attacking. Also, the manure is preventing anyone from moving (aka, no melee attacks or covering).*
  499. <Red_Enrics>    ...
  500. *   Fireblast124 grabs some popcorn
  501. <Vincent_Valentine> SOMEONE HAS SET US UP THE BOMB!
  502. *   Vincent_Valentine hurls a bomb at the ElementalDragon! (Roll Power!)
  503. <Vincent_Valentine> $25d10
  504. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 3, 3, 4, 8, 2, 1, 4, 2, 10, 7, 10, 9, 10, 7, 5, 9, 2, 3, 6, 1, 1, 9 and 6. Total: 137. Successes: 18.
  505. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  506. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 2, 8, 10, 6, 8, 10, 7, 9, 7, 9, 2, 9, 10, 2, 4, 2, 3, 4, 10, 10, 2 and 3. Total: 146. Successes: 19.
  507. <DM>    *The bomb explodes in front of ElementalDragon's feet. The dragon remains unamused as the manure continues to be stinky pete.*
  508. *   Vincent_Valentine 's bomb missed, it explodes and the shockwave hits everyone! Explosions use the original successes of the attack.
  509. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  510. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 5, 3, 4, 8, 5, 7, 4, 5, 4, 10, 7, 5, 6, 7, 10, 9, 10, 7, 1, 3, 5 and 5. Total: 143. Successes: 21.
  511. <Dex>   for the love of god reroll
  512. *   Vincent_Valentine defends
  513. *   ElementalDragon is immune to the secondary explosion. SCREW YOU, HOLLYWOOD!
  514. <Vincent_Valentine> $30d10
  515. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 4, 4, 8, 7, 7, 1, 4, 1, 1, 4, 9, 4, 3, 1, 6, 4, 3, 4, 3, 5, 7, 2, 10, 9, 10, 2, 6 and 2. Total: 140. Successes: 14.
  516. <Dex>   $12d10
  517. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 1, 10, 5, 3, 8, 1, 5, 5, 9 and 6. Total: 69. Successes: 10.
  518. <Dex>   blah
  519. *   Vincent_Valentine is hit, and takes 1 damage form the explosion.
  520. <Red_Enrics>    $17d10
  521. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 9, 1, 1, 4, 7, 10, 9, 5, 9, 7, 4, 3, 6 and 9. Total: 94. Successes: 10.
  522. <Vincent_Valentine> (Explosion does a set 1 damage)
  523. <Kefka> ???
  524. <DM>    *Dex and Red_Enrics are immune to the 1 damage due to damage reduction.*
  525. <Dex>   woo
  526. <DM>    *Kefka takes 1 damage.*
  527. <Kefka> SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB.
  528. <DM>    oh god dangit
  529. <DM>    *Kefka throws a bomb!*
  530. <Kefka> majora's mask
  531. <DM>    $1d4
  532. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  533. <Fireblast124>  Lol
  534. <Vincent_Valentine> 7h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding
  535. *   Vincent_Valentine also forgot bleeding, ow.
  536. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  537. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  538. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  539. <DM>    *Kefka throws a bomb at Vincent_Valentine! Roll Power to defend!*
  540. <Kefka> you shot them
  541. <Dex>   whos got what for heath
  542. <DM>    $1d30
  543. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 1 Die with 30 Sides. Result: 18. Total: 18.
  544. <DM>    *Kefka rolls $15d10!*
  545. <Kefka> ekk
  546. <Vincent_Valentine> $30d10
  547. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 4, 3, 5, 7, 10, 2, 9, 8, 7, 1, 8, 3, 6, 2, 9, 9, 7, 6, 1, 10, 1, 9, 1, 2, 6, 10, 5 and 3. Total: 164. Successes: 21.
  548. <ElementalDragon>   24h, 24m | Bleeding x2, Null | Shadow Level 5 | +8 Courage, +4 Power, -12 Wisdom | Aura that affects everyone without Shadow affinity, -10 Courage
  549. <DM>    $15d10
  550. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 3, 4, 5, 5, 8, 2, 9, 8, 7, 5, 3, 7 and 9. Total: 77. Successes: 9.
  551. <DM>    *Vincent is able to COUNTERATTACK Kefka!*
  552. <Kefka> nah done tons of that
  553. *   Vincent_Valentine chooses not to.
  554. <DM>    *Kefka has apparently counterattacked himself many times before. You god darn emo bot.*
  555. *   Goriya (~Sean@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
  556. <Kefka> First goblin in the goblin cave gives me a power triangle, so I make the room full of four goblins essplode in a single attack then totally pwn the goblin king before it runs out~ o.o
  557. <Fireblast124>  a
  558. <ElementalDragon>   24h, 24m | Bleeding x2, Null | Shadow Level 5 | +8 Courage, +4 Power, -12 Wisdom | Aura that affects everyone without Shadow affinity, -10 Courage
  559. <Fireblast124>  I blame Goriya for that Kefka line
  560. <Kefka> cough
  561. <DM>    oh, already had it noted, derp
  562. *   Goriya is now known as AShell
  563. <Dex>   do i get to go now?
  564. <DM>    *Kefka is now coughing and hacking in self defense against his counterattacking.*
  565. <DM>    yes
  566. <Kefka> [WindStrike] STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
  567. <DM>    ...
  568. <DM>    .......
  569. <Vincent_Valentine> $turns
  570. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  571. <Dex>   whats everyones hp at
  572. <Red_Enrics>    14h
  573. <Dex>   ill hug the lowest
  574. <Vincent_Valentine> 7h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding
  575. <Red_Enrics>    ;~;
  576. *   DM goes back to jail and proceeds to count his money.
  577. <Dex>   probably vince again
  578. *   Dex hugs vince. No butt touching.
  579. <DM>    *Manure, Dex.*
  580. <Dex>   so?
  581. <Dex>   its not covering
  582. <DM>    hmm, good point
  583. <Dex>   and its not melee
  584. *   Red_Enrics throws a Ruler at DM, with a note attached to it, asking for a field effect that actually BENEFITS THE PARTY. ;~;
  585. <DM>    *Dex flies out of the manure and lands next to Vincent_Valentine in a crappy manure hug.*
  586. <DM>    hahahahahah
  587. <Dex>   $1d6
  588. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  589. <DM>    FEAR MY SC2 NERFBAT SKILLS!
  590. <Dex>   CRIT CHANCE
  591. <Dex>   $1d5
  592. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  593. <Dex>   NOOOOOOOO
  594. <DM>    lol
  595. *   Red_Enrics throws chalk at DM's face
  596. *   DM eats it.... and dies.
  597. <Dex>   i guess 2 is better than none
  598. <Red_Enrics>    :O
  599. <Dex>   11h 6m
  600. <Dex>   $endturn
  601. <Navi>  Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  602. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  603. <Vincent_Valentine> 9h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding
  604. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  605. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Testicle Cover Guard tournament. «14,446»)
  606. <DM>    .... seriously
  607. *   Fireblast124 throws popcorn at DM
  608. <Sephiroth> ............. wat
  609. <Red_Enrics>    WAH
  610. <DM>    I have yet to figure out one for this yet.
  611. <DM>    ... and I'm still clueless. Kick again.
  612. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  613. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your mom's lap! What a coincidence! «14,447»)
  614. <Sephiroth> ..........................................................................
  615. <Red_Enrics>    MORE MOM FUN
  616. <Red_Enrics>    XD
  617. <Fireblast124>  Thanks based DM mother
  618. <DM>    .............................................
  619. <Red_Enrics>    ...what I just said sounds kinky. ;~:
  620. <Fireblast124>  And just for that
  621. *   Fireblast124 snipes AShell
  622. *   DM is healed by 3 loving hearts. Everyone is healed by 3 hearts as well!*
  623. <DM>    *The manure effect is also gone.*
  624. *   AShell bounces off
  625. <Vincent_Valentine> 12h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding
  626. *   ElementalDragon is not healed cause SCREW YOU NULL.
  627. <ElementalDragon>   24h, 24m | Bleeding x2 | Shadow Level 5 | +8 Courage, +4 Power, -12 Wisdom | Aura that affects everyone without Shadow affinity, -10 Courage
  628. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  629. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  630. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  631. *   Red_Enrics procedes to Summon Nolyghots
  632. *   AShell is now known as Nolyghots
  633. <Nolyghots> *Yawn*
  634. <Red_Enrics>    $endturn
  635. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has ended their turn. ElementalDragon: It is your turn now.
  636. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Fireblast124 (2).
  637. <Fireblast124>  .-.
  638. <Nolyghots> $init s
  639. <Navi>  Nolyghots: The battle is already in progress.
  640. <DM>    *Fyi, there's no one to possess... ..... except your allies, if they die.*
  641. <Nolyghots> $init something
  642. <Navi>  Nolyghots: That is not an initiative roll!
  643. <DM>    (init j
  644. <Nolyghots> $init j
  645. <Navi>  Nolyghots: You have entered the fray!
  646. <Nolyghots> Hey! Dragon wuss! It's your turn!
  647. *   ElementalDragon gets grizzly and stares creepily into Vincent_Valentine's eyes. PEDO VISION ACTIVE. (Roll Wisdom)
  648. <ElementalDragon>   $12d10
  649. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 5, 4, 9, 2, 5, 8, 8, 4, 6 and 7. Total: 63. Successes: 7.
  650. <ElementalDragon>   +5 successes
  651. <Vincent_Valentine> $12d10
  652. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 7, 5, 10, 7, 3, 6, 2, 8, 3 and 2. Total: 65. Successes: 9.
  653. <DM>    *Vincent_Valentine received a cruel reminder that day that Titans- wait, wrong line.*
  654. <DM>    *You are mentally scarred on multiple levels.*
  655. <ElementalDragon>   24h, 19m | Bleeding x2 | Shadow Level 5 | +8 Courage, +4 Power, -12 Wisdom | Aura that affects everyone without Shadow affinity, -10 Courage
  656. <Vincent_Valentine> 12h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding | Feared | Wisdom - 6 (Fuck you dragon)
  657. <ElementalDragon>   $endturn
  658. <Navi>  ElementalDragon has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  659. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  660. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  661. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Area 51! «14,448»)
  662. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  663. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Fireblast124: It is your turn now.
  664. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  665. <Fireblast124>  $fortune ElementalDragon
  666. <Kefka> ElementalDragon: Carve your name on your heart and not on marble.
  667. <Fireblast124>  #endturn
  668. <Fireblast124>  $endturn
  669. <Navi>  Fireblast124 has ended their turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
  670. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  671. *   Nolyghots pokes Kefka
  672. *   Kefka has kicked Nolyghots from #zurpg (Don't poke me!)
  673. *   Nolyghots (~Sean@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
  674. <DM>    LOL
  675. <Nolyghots> OUCH!
  676. <Nolyghots> ;~;
  677. <DM>    I had no idea that was built in, lol.
  678. *   Nolyghots hides behind Fireblast
  679. <Nolyghots> $endturn
  680. <Navi>  Nolyghots has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  681. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  682. <DM>    ... I got nothing for Area 51
  683. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  684. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Area 51! «14,449»)
  685. <DM>    ............................
  686. <Sephiroth> .................................................
  687. <DM>    ..........................................................................................
  688. <Red_Enrics>    .........................................
  689. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  690. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in prison. You will be freed when you beat Kaizo Mario without save states. «14,450»)
  691. <Fireblast124>  ..........................
  692. <DM>    oooooooh god
  693. <Fireblast124>  YES
  694. <Fireblast124>  YEESSSS
  695. <Fireblast124>  YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  696. <DM>    I GOT HIT BY MY OWN LINE
  697. <DM>    CURSES
  698. <Red_Enrics>    rofl
  699. <DM>    *KAIZO MODE - All damage taken is doubled.*
  700. <Red_Enrics>    OH GOD
  701. <Fireblast124>  Let's see, ElementalDragon carved a name on its heart, Nolyghots got kicked by Kefka for poking him, and DM got kicked into Kaizo Mayhem
  702. <Kefka> wore a hole in the knee :/
  703. <Nolyghots> Kefka is meanie. ;~;
  704. <Kefka> A yoshi is not a bot
  705. <DM>    *FIELD EFFECT - Area 51's redundant redundancy allows everyone to roll a second time for free when they roll.*
  706. <Nolyghots> So free rerolls?
  707. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLLS
  708. <Dex>   FROLLS
  709. <Fireblast124>  Nolyghots, free dinner rolls
  710. <Fireblast124>  Yes
  711. <Fireblast124>  Free reroll
  712. <Fireblast124>  s
  713. *   Sephiroth hums to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhy2aNEPshw
  714. <Dex>   FREEOLLS
  715. <Red_Enrics>    ROLLY POLY
  716. <Fireblast124>  Nolyghots, free dinner rolls*
  717. <Fireblast124>  Gah
  718. <Fireblast124>  That should say that word N O
  719. <DM>    *DEX EFFECT - You're a froll that eats freeolls. Your hugs no longer cause health recovery. Instead, when you hug someone, you feel better about yourself and get a free RP that is only usable during this battle.*
  720. <Sephiroth> $turns
  721. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  722. *   Vincent_Valentine takes two bleed damage, ow.
  723. <Vincent_Valentine> 10h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding | Feared | Wisdom - 6 (Fuck you dragon)
  724. *   ElementalDragon takes 2 bleed damage as well and has to roll.
  725. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  726. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  727. *   Vincent_Valentine covers Dex
  728. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  729. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  730. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  731. <Dex>   hmm
  732. <ElementalDragon>   Your affinity changes to Water (Level: 5) and freezes enemies.
  733. <ElementalDragon>   When you successfully land a single-target attack, the target’s attacking and defending rolls are decreased by 4 dice until the end of your turn one round later.
  734. <ElementalDragon>   You gain 8 Wisdom, but you lose 8 Power.
  735. *   Dex hugs Vince.
  736. <ElementalDragon>   22h, 19m | Bleeding x2 | Water Level 5 | +8 Wisdom, -8 Power
  737. <Dex>   So free RP?
  738. <DM>    yep, just for this battle though, but you can toss that at any roll
  739. <Dex>   Buh buh buh bitchin'
  740. <Sephiroth> just one or unlimited?
  741. <Dex>   $endturn
  742. <Navi>  Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  743. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  744. <DM>    one
  745. <DM>    okay
  746. <DM>    if Area 51 hits AGAIN........
  747. <Fireblast124>  Cue kicks
  748. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  749. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a sumo wrestling arena! «14,451»)
  750. <DM>    lolwut
  751. <DM>    ...
  752. <Sephiroth> ... lol
  753. <Fireblast124>  And time for some Sumo
  754. <DM>    *Everyone is stripped of their weapons and shields!*
  755. <Sephiroth> $Endturn
  756. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  757. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  758. <Fireblast124>  Just make sure nobody falls off of the floating ring
  759. <Dex>   good thing i have TOO MANLY
  760. <DM>    lol
  761. *   Vincent_Valentine is now covering with no shield. ... oh crap.
  762. <DM>    *KAIZO EFFECT is no longer in place.*
  763. <DM>    hahahahahah
  764. <Red_Enrics>    Oh shit
  765. <Red_Enrics>    It's my turn
  766. <Red_Enrics>    >.>
  767. <Red_Enrics>    1d6
  768. <Red_Enrics>    $1d6
  769. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  770. *   Red_Enrics gets Wisdom +5
  771. <Red_Enrics>    What element is the dragon right now?
  772. <DM>    Water
  773. <DM>    Water Level 5
  774. <Dex>   war tar
  775. *   Red_Enrics uses PSI Shot on ElementalDragon
  776. <Red_Enrics>    $15d10
  777. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 6, 10, 10, 9, 8, 7, 4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 8 and 7. Total: 94. Successes: 12.
  778. <DM>    *Strke
  779. <DM>    *Strike
  780. <ElementalDragon>   $28d10
  781. <Dex>   TYPO
  782. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 10, 2, 5, 5, 5, 5, 2, 4, 9, 5, 8, 10, 10, 7, 10, 9, 5, 8, 1, 4, 7, 3, 1, 8, 7 and 6. Total: 168. Successes: 24.
  783. <Red_Enrics>    I'll call it whatever-oh shit
  784. <Fireblast124>  Welcome to Typo Fiesta
  785. <Dex>   Arriba
  786. <DM>    *Redundant Redundancy is still in effect.*
  787. <DM>    *You can free reroll if you want.*
  788. *   Red_Enrics Freerolls the Dragon
  789. <DM>    just for yourself
  790. <Dex>   hes going to have to roll really well to beat 28 dice with 15 dice
  791. <Red_Enrics>    Well shit, I can't do that, since I'll get the same result no matter what
  792. *   ElementalDragon COUNTERATTACKS Red_Enrics... unless Dex uses his free RP.
  793. <Dex>   DO IT
  794. <Dex>   FREE RP GO GO GO
  795. <ElementalDragon>   curses
  796. <ElementalDragon>   $28d10
  797. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 10, 6, 10, 6, 10, 7, 3, 6, 10, 5, 2, 1, 8, 4, 6, 3, 3, 4, 9, 4, 10, 1, 2, 7, 2 and 2. Total: 153. Successes: 21.
  798. *   ElementalDragon does NOT counterattack Red_Enrics.
  799. <ElementalDragon>   ;_;
  800. <Dex>   SIT DOWN SON
  801. <Red_Enrics>    Oh wait waht
  802. <Sephiroth>                                                  
  803. <Sephiroth>                                                  
  804. <Sephiroth>                                                  
  805. <Sephiroth>                                                  
  806. <Sephiroth>                                                  
  807. <Red_Enrics>    14h 1m
  808. <DM>    Sephiroth, are you secretly a dota player?
  809. <Fireblast124>  Sephiroth used DENIED!!
  810. <Red_Enrics>    $endturn
  811. <DM>    cause dota people can deny things
  812. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has ended their turn. ElementalDragon: It is your turn now.
  813. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  814. <Fireblast124>  It... Wasn't effective enough?
  815. <ElementalDragon>   22h, 19m | Bleeding x2 | Water Level 5 | +8 Wisdom, -8 Power
  816. <Red_Enrics>    This battle just got epic: http://youtu.be/o10vXisPWqo
  817. *   ElementalDragon uses its care bear stare on Red_Enrics anyways. (Roll Wisdom)
  818. <Sephiroth> DM: Check my steam profile, see how many hours of dota i have? next to none.
  819. <ElementalDragon>   $28d10
  820. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 3, 8, 8, 6, 10, 6, 4, 8, 2, 9, 8, 8, 4, 5, 6, 2, 6, 4, 8, 1, 7, 10, 3, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 159. Successes: 20.
  821. <ElementalDragon>   +5 successes
  822. <DM>    lol, just kiddin'
  823. <Red_Enrics>    $15d10
  824. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 7, 4, 4, 10, 6, 2, 9, 8, 5, 10, 9, 6 and 7. Total: 92. Successes: 12.
  825. <Red_Enrics>    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  826. *   Red_Enrics take lots of damage. ;`:
  827. <Red_Enrics>    *;~;
  828. <DM>    no damage
  829. <Red_Enrics>    WAH?!
  830. <Sephiroth> Pedo Stare (Very Offensive)
  831. <Sephiroth>     Uses your current affinity
  832. <Sephiroth>     Costs 5 Magic
  833. <Sephiroth>     Stare deeply into someone’s eyes with a magical stare that will piece their innocence.
  834. <Sephiroth>         Roll your Wisdom dice +4 vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Deals no damage… physically
  835. <Sephiroth>         If the stare is successful, target is mentally damaged on multiple levels.
  836. <Sephiroth>             Target’s Wisdom is reduced by 6.
  837. <Sephiroth>             Target is afraid of you and loses 3 dice when defending against you. Additionally, target is too afraid to attack you.
  838. <Sephiroth>         This lasts until the end of your turn two rounds later.
  839. <Red_Enrics>    o.o
  840. <Dex>   you could try reroll
  841. <Dex>   via the freeolls
  842. <Red_Enrics>    But I take no damage according to DM. >.>
  843. <DM>    *Red_Enrics has -6 Wisdom, -4 dice on attack and defending rolls (Freeze effect), another -3 dice when defending against ElementalDragon, and cannot target ElementalDragon*
  844. <Dex>   the effect sucks though
  845. <Red_Enrics>    WAH!?
  846. <Dex>   see
  847. <ElementalDragon>   22h, 14m | Bleeding x2 | Water Level 5 | +8 Wisdom, -8 Power
  848. <Dex>   plus the rerolls are free
  849. <Dex>   so you might as well right
  850. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLL
  851. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLL
  852. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLL
  853. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLL
  854. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLL
  855. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLL
  856. <Red_Enrics>    FREEROLL
  857. <Red_Enrics>    ;`:
  858. <Red_Enrics>    ;~;
  859. <Red_Enrics>    $15d10
  860. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 6, 5, 4, 5, 5, 10, 8, 5, 4, 6, 3, 8 and 6. Total: 87. Successes: 13.
  861. <DM>    *Red Enrics freeollls... but it's no avail.*
  862. <Kefka> eeeeee
  863. <ElementalDragon>   $endturn
  864. <Navi>  ElementalDragon has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  865. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  866. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  867. <Red_Enrics>    :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,,
  868. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on another IRC Server! «14,452»)
  869. <DM>    kay, not that one
  870. <Sephiroth> ..... nope.avi
  871. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  872. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of the road! «14,453»)
  873. <Fireblast124>  WATCH OUT FOR CARS
  874. *   Red_Enrics goes to his emo corner, and regains the ability to kill himself. ;~;
  875. <Fireblast124>  TRUCKS DEAL MORE
  876. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  877. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Fireblast124: It is your turn now.
  878. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  879. <DM>    more like Kefka's ambulance... I vote new kick, unless people want to get run over by Kefka
  880. <Kefka> For what?
  881. *   DM face-palms.
  882. <Fireblast124>  $fortune Vincent_Valentine
  883. <Kefka> Vincent_Valentine: Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
  884. <Fireblast124>  $endturn
  885. <Navi>  Fireblast124 has ended their turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
  886. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  887. <DM>    *VINCENT EFFECT - Don't you hate not being to attack ElementalDragon? Well, it'll pay off... eventually.*
  888. *   Nolyghots uses Cheer on the group, inspiring them to do better in battle,
  889. <Dex>   youre missing an able in there i think
  890. *   Nolyghots uses extra cheers on Vincent_Valentine
  891. *   Vincent_Valentine chews on DM's typo fever.
  892. <Nolyghots> $endturn
  893. <Navi>  Nolyghots has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  894. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  895. <DM>    *CHEER EFFECT - Everyone gets +2 dice when attacking!*
  896. <DM>    *ROADKILL EFFECT - Kefka will randomly run over one person at the start of each round with his ambulance!*
  897. *   Vincent_Valentine takes 2 more bleed damage. Ow.
  898. <Kefka> who chopped up the dog and put it in the sink
  899. <DM>    $1d4
  900. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  901. <Kefka> you hate me :(
  902. <Vincent_Valentine> 8h, 3m | Wisdom +3 (Thanks DM's Mom!) | Shield Active! | 2x Bleeding | Feared | Wisdom - 6 (Fuck you dragon)
  903. *   Vincent_Valentine cries in his corner.
  904. <DM>    *Kefka proceeds to run over ElementalDragon, right after I roll for its affinity...
  905. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  906. <Kefka> ha
  907. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  908. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  909. <DM>    *Kefka is now laughing at Vincent_Valentine.*
  910. <Kefka> models are nsbmd, 2D graphics are nsc/NCGR/NCLR (for screens) and NANR/NCER/NCGR/NCLR (for sprites0
  911. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  912. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  913. <Vincent_Valentine> *Kefka used Gibberish! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
  914. <Kefka> ugh
  915. <ElementalDragon>   20h, 14m | Bleeding x2 | +4 Wisdom, -2 Power and Courage
  916. <DM>    $1d30
  917. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 1 Die with 30 Sides. Result: 15. Total: 15.
  918. <DM>    *Kefka tries to run over ElementalDragon with his ambulance! (Roll Power)
  919. <Kefka> Don't hate me but
  920. <DM>    $17d10
  921. <Navi>  DM: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 5, 2, 3, 9, 9, 3, 3, 8, 7, 10, 6, 6, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 94. Successes: 12.
  922. <ElementalDragon>   $18d10
  923. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 6, 1, 3, 7, 4, 2, 9, 10, 10, 3, 8, 3, 2, 4, 4 and 9. Total: 101. Successes: 11.
  924. *   ElementalDragon is nicked by Kefka's ambulance and rolls yet again for his affinity...
  925. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  926. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  927. *   Kefka beep beep vroom vroom.
  928. <DM>    *Kefka is ZAPPED! His ambulance leaves the battlefield...*
  929. <Kefka> like with Marin...
  930. <Fireblast124>  .
  931. <Red_Enrics>    Kefka zapped Marin...if you know what I mean. *wink*
  932. <Kefka> Mmmm ... IHOP.
  933. <Dex>   whats ihop
  934. *   Fireblast124 slaps Kefka
  935. *   Kefka has kicked Fireblast124 from #zurpg (*Slap*)
  936. *   Fireblast124 (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  937. *   ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast124
  938. <ElementalDragon>   19h, 14m | Bleeding x2 | Shadow (Level 5) | +4 Courage, +2 Power, -6 Wisdom | Everyone's Courage is reduced by 5, except for those with Shadow affinity.
  939. <DM>    $turns
  940. <Navi>  Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (10), Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  941. <DM>    alright, you're up Dex
  942. <Dex>   Sup dude.
  943. <Dex>   You're a lizard. I'm a lizard. Why we gotta fight?
  944. <Fireblast124>  You're a lizard, Dex
  945. <Kefka> LOL
  946. *   ElementalDragon does not know. He has not been educated like you in the ways of DM's Mom.
  947. <Dex>   What don't you know?
  948. *   Red_Enrics opens his eyes, and comes to a realization
  949. <Red_Enrics>    I AM A TEACHER
  950. <Red_Enrics>    I SHALL TEACH HIM
  951. *   ElementalDragon does not know what he does not know. Insufficient education to determine what he needs to know about what he doesn't know what he doesn't know.
  952. <Red_Enrics>    :O
  953. <Red_Enrics>    ...wat
  954. <Dex>   Let's talk through this bud. You and me. Cold blood to cold blood.
  955. <Sephiroth> ...
  956. <DM>    *Red_Enrics is baffled and is unable to teach him.*
  957. <Sephiroth> mind = blown.
  958. *   Sephiroth is now known as X_X
  959. <Red_Enrics>    ;~;
  960. *   ElementalDragon continues to not talk, cause he can't.
  961. <Fireblast124>  YOU KILLED SEPHIROTH
  962. <Fireblast124>  YOU BASTARD
  963. <Dex>   I must speak to him in his native language.
  964. <DM>    *Dex, the mind of a dragon is the size of a walnut. Yours is fine because your small, therefore the size of your mind relative to your mind allows you to be intelligent.*
  965. <Dex>   So he's like a dog then?
  966. <ElementalDragon>   ARF
  967. <DM>    wut
  968. <DM>    KEFKA, BARK
  969. <Kefka> I said having it cramped will make the player have to fear against strong enemies
  970. <Fireblast124>  $pie ElementalDragon
  971. *   Kefka throws a Pot pie at ElementalDragon as requested by Fireblast124. I threw 112 pies on LunarNet.
  972. <Dex>   WHO'S A GOOD BOY THEM?
  973. <Dex>   ROLL OVER
  974. *   ElementalDragon does a BARREL ROLL!
  975. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  976. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 9, 8, 2, 6, 10, 2, 3, 1, 9, 5, 3, 5, 10, 7, 5, 9, 5, 3, 2, 8, 8 and 5. Total: 138. Successes: 19.
  977. *   Nolyghots gets run over. ;~;
  978. *   ElementalDragon does a successful barrel roll!@
  979. <Dex>   SIT
  980. <ElementalDragon>   $22d10
  981. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 1, 8, 8, 9, 6, 7, 6, 10, 4, 5, 10, 1, 8, 4, 1, 2, 4, 10, 8 and 4. Total: 118. Successes: 15.
  982. *   ElementalDragon sits down...... wait........
  983. *   Nolyghots gets sat on. `~`
  984. *   ElementalDragon has technically always been sitting down.... it's a frigin' dragon, it can't stand.
  985. *   ElementalDragon isn't Dragonite.
  986. <Dex>   GOOD BOY
  987. <Dex>   HAVE SOME BEEF JERKY BOY
  988. <ElementalDragon>   okay
  989. *   ElementalDragon eats Dex. (Roll Courage!)
  990. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  991. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 8, 2, 5, 4, 9, 6, 7, 8, 1, 5, 10, 6, 10, 7, 2, 3, 1, 8, 4, 7, 9 and 6. Total: 139. Successes: 18.
  992. <Fireblast124>  Beef? Fawful is beefless
  993. *   Nolyghots possesses the beef Jerky
  994. <Kefka> Damn it's getting icky out already
  995. <Dex>   DIDNT SEE THIS COMING
  996. <DM>    genius
  997. <Dex>   $20d10
  998. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 9, 1, 5, 7, 6, 7, 5, 3, 6, 8, 4, 7, 1, 7, 9, 2, 3 and 10. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
  999. *   Vincent_Valentine is covering Dex.
  1000. *   Nolyghots wiggles around as a Beef Jerky
  1001. <Vincent_Valentine> $17d10
  1002. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 10, 5, 5, 9, 9, 10, 4, 10, 3, 1, 2, 1, 4, 1 and 4. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
  1003. <DM>    (-5 Courage from aura)
  1004. *   Vincent_Valentine gets eaten.
  1005. <Nolyghots> Noooooooooooo
  1006. *   ElementalDragon inflicts a flesh wound on Vincent_Valentine.
  1007. *   Fireblast124 grabs beef jerky and puts it on a frying pan
  1008. *   Nolyghots follows after Vincent_Valentine. ;~;
  1009. <ElementalDragon>   18 - 11 = 7 + 1 = 8 damage, +2 more bleed
  1010. <Dex>   wait wait wait
  1011. <Dex>   freeolls
  1012. <Dex>   $20d10
  1013. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 9, 2, 5, 7, 6, 4, 2, 7, 7, 3, 1, 1, 5, 4, 1, 5, 8 and 8. Total: 90. Successes: 10.
  1014. <Dex>   thats even worse god damn it
  1015. <Dex>   what the hell
  1016. <DM>    *Freeolls are still in effect, so Vincent_Valentine, if you want to freeoll that, you can.*
  1017. *   Vincent_Valentine freerolls
  1018. <Vincent_Valentine> $17d10
  1019. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 4, 5, 7, 10, 8, 2, 8, 2, 2, 5, 9, 7, 10, 3 and 7. Total: 100. Successes: 13.
  1020. <Fireblast124>  Dinner rolls anyone?
  1021. <DM>    18 - 13 = 5 + 1 = 6 damage, + the bleeds
  1022. <Dex>   we are the worst at rerolling
  1023. <Dex>   BAD DRAGON SPIT HIM OUT
  1024. <DM>    *Dex appears to have used his turn commanding the dragon.*
  1025. *   Vincent_Valentine is still dinner for the dragon, and still doesn't suit him enough for how large he is.
  1026. <Vincent_Valentine> $removeme
  1027. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1028. <Dex>   NEVER
  1029. *   Vincent_Valentine is now known as X__X
  1030. <Fireblast124>  IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!
  1031. <ElementalDragon>   OM NOM NOM NOM
  1032. *   Fireblast124 drops a crapload of popcorn
  1033. <Dex>   math is not my strong suit
  1034. <Nolyghots> Vinnypoo, nooooooooooooo!
  1035. <Dex>   $23d10 vs courage
  1036. <Dex>   er
  1037. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 4, 8, 5, 5, 3, 3, 1, 8, 6, 6, 3, 1, 4, 7, 2, 6, 8, 10, 5, 10 and 1. Total: 112. Successes: 14.
  1038. <Red_Enrics>    ....
  1039. <Dex>   yeah
  1040. <DM>    lol
  1041. <Dex>   right
  1042. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  1043. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 4, 3, 1, 2, 6, 10, 7, 8, 10, 1, 9, 10, 1, 6, 3, 6, 5, 3, 5, 3, 8 and 2. Total: 122. Successes: 16.
  1044. *   Red_Enrics is still mind blown that Dex is even managing this
  1045. <DM>    (freeoll time?
  1046. *   Red_Enrics is just sitting there
  1047. <Dex>   $23d10
  1048. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 10, 1, 7, 8, 9, 5, 8, 2, 4, 8, 5, 4, 7, 7, 8, 10, 2, 3, 2, 8 and 4. Total: 129. Successes: 16.
  1049. <DM>    ROLLOFF
  1050. <Red_Enrics>    Watching ya'll do this
  1051. <Dex>   IT WOULD BE NICE TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN WIFF
  1052. <Dex>   $23d10
  1053. <Navi>  Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 1, 5, 5, 7, 1, 4, 9, 7, 7, 6, 5, 5, 8, 1, 6, 9, 9, 6, 7, 3 and 9. Total: 132. Successes: 17.
  1054. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  1055. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 6, 7, 10, 8, 6, 5, 3, 10, 5, 10, 8, 7, 1, 5, 5, 6, 1, 3, 1, 4, 9 and 10. Total: 146. Successes: 22.
  1056. <Dex>   what the christ
  1057. *   ElementalDragon totally lucksacks and evades Dex's blade.
  1058. <ElementalDragon>   19h, 14m | Bleeding x2 | Shadow (Level 5) | +4 Courage, +2 Power, -6 Wisdom | Everyone's Courage is reduced by 5, except for those with Shadow affinity.
  1059. <Dex>   $endturn
  1060. <Navi>  Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1061. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1062. *   X_X kicks DM out the window.
  1063. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by X_X (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in hell! «14,454»)
  1064. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1065. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  1066. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1067. *   DM goes back to playing Kaizo Mario....
  1068. *   Red_Enrics has that status that makes him useless
  1069. <Red_Enrics>    $endturn
  1070. <DM>    *KAIZO EFFECT IS BACK - All damage taken is doubled.*
  1071. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has ended their turn. ElementalDragon: It is your turn now.
  1072. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), Red_Enrics (6), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1073. <Kefka> I have live
  1074. *   X__X is now known as X_X
  1075. *   ElementalDragon tries to HYPER BEAM Red_Enrics! (Roll your highest stat!)
  1076. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  1077. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 2, 8, 10, 2, 5, 3, 6, 10, 7, 5, 9, 8, 10, 5, 4, 1, 5, 3, 2, 7, 10 and 8. Total: 147. Successes: 21.
  1078. <ElementalDragon>   -2 successes
  1079. <Red_Enrics>    $19d10
  1080. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 10, 9, 10, 4, 6, 3, 6, 5, 1, 8, 2, 4, 3, 3, 1, 4 and 9. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  1081. <Red_Enrics>    Or for the love of fuck
  1082. <DM>    (no shield?0
  1083. <Red_Enrics>    $21d10
  1084. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 6, 4, 1, 6, 6, 1, 9, 2, 6, 8, 10, 7, 2, 2, 6, 10, 8, 5 and 3. Total: 113. Successes: 16.
  1085. <Red_Enrics>    Or for the love of fuck
  1086. <DM>    (you can attempt to freeoll)
  1087. <Red_Enrics>    OH WAIT
  1088. <Red_Enrics>    Cheer
  1089. <Red_Enrics>    Is in
  1090. <Dex>   BRB
  1091. <Red_Enrics>    Effect
  1092. <Dex>   wait shit
  1093. <Red_Enrics>    I think
  1094. <Dex>   i forgot to include cheer in my defense rolls
  1095. <DM>    cheer only works on attacking rolls
  1096. <Red_Enrics>    oh
  1097. <Dex>   oh
  1098. <DM>    OH
  1099. <Red_Enrics>    Well damn
  1100. <Dex>   well shit i guess vince is still dead
  1101. <DM>    Kefka, OH MY
  1102. <Kefka> mmm TOASTY!
  1103. *   Red_Enrics kersplodes
  1104. <Dex>   BE RIGHT BACK
  1105. <DM>    21 - 16 = 5 + 8 - 3 = 9 * 2 = 18 damage
  1106. <Red_Enrics>    Ugh
  1107. *   Red_Enrics passes out
  1108. *   ElementalDragon KERSPLODES Red_Enrics to itsy bitsy bits!
  1109. *   ElementalDragon must skip its next turn... crap.
  1110. <Red_Enrics>    $removeme
  1111. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1112. <ElementalDragon>   19h, 14m | Bleeding x2 | Shadow (Level 5) | +4 Courage, +2 Power, -6 Wisdom | Everyone's Courage is reduced by 5, except for those with Shadow affinity.
  1113. <ElementalDragon>   $endturn
  1114. <Navi>  ElementalDragon has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1115. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1116. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1117. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the river! «14,455»)
  1118. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1119. <Navi>  Sephiroth has ended their turn. Fireblast124: It is your turn now.
  1120. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1121. <Fireblast124>  Let's see...
  1122. <Fireblast124>  $fortune ElementalDragon
  1123. <Kefka> ElementalDragon: Your ability is appreciated.
  1124. <Fireblast124>  Well shit
  1125. <Fireblast124>  $endturn
  1126. <Navi>  Fireblast124 has ended their turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
  1127. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1128. *   DM will now start casting DROWN on everyone at the start of each round!
  1129. <Nolyghots> Well, Dex, it's just us too, let's make this count!
  1130. *   Nolyghots uses Super Cheer on Dex.
  1131. <Nolyghots> $endturn
  1132. <Navi>  Nolyghots has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  1133. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Fireblast124 (2) and Nolyghots (0).
  1134. <DM>    *ElementalDragon's ability is attempted to be appreciated, but Kefka is unable to figure out how to remember to appreciate his forgetfulness and the inability to logic.*
  1135. <Fireblast124>  WE'RE HOOED
  1136. <Kefka> ahhhhh
  1137. <DM>    *Fireblast124, use $fortune again
  1138. <Fireblast124>  $fortune
  1139. <Kefka> Fireblast124: Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
  1140. *   Fireblast124 blows up in a paradox
  1141. <DM>    Fireblast124, do you find Vincent_Valentine or Red_Enrics beautiful?
  1142. *   Fireblast124 is now known as DEADMAN
  1143. <DEADMAN>   $removeme
  1144. <Navi>  DEADMAN: You are not participating in this battle, so you cannot remove yourself.
  1145. <DEADMAN>   Er
  1146. <DM>    *DEADMAN CAUSES ANOTHER PARADOX.*
  1147. *   Fireblast124 (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  1148. *   ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast124
  1149. <Fireblast124>  $removeme
  1150. <Navi>  Fireblast124 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4) and Nolyghots (0).
  1151. <DM>    *Vincent and Red are revived to 1 heart as a result.*
  1152. *   Fireblast124 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  1153. *   X_X is now known as Vincent_Valentine
  1154. <Red_Enrics>    Ugh, my head! ;~;
  1155. <Vincent_Valentine> $init j
  1156. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You have entered the fray!
  1157. <Red_Enrics>    $init j
  1158. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You have entered the fray!
  1159. *   DM backtracks a bit...
  1160. <Nolyghots> VINNYPOO
  1161. <DM>    (Dex, will return to your turn in a bit)
  1162. <DM>    $endturn
  1163. <Navi>  DM has ended Dex's turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1164. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1165. *   Nolyghots hugs Vincent_Valentine
  1166. <DM>    $endturn
  1167. <Navi>  DM has ended Sephiroth's turn. ElementalDragon: It is your turn now.
  1168. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1169. <DM>    $endturn
  1170. <Navi>  DM has ended ElementalDragon's turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1171. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1172. <DM>    $endturn
  1173. *   Vincent_Valentine comes to, ... and is quite hurt...
  1174. <Navi>  DM has ended Sephiroth's turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
  1175. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1176. <DM>    $endturn
  1177. <Navi>  DM has ended Nolyghots's turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  1178. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1179. <DM>    there we go
  1180. <DM>    (the next round totally didn't start yet)
  1181. <Vincent_Valentine> 1h, 3m
  1182. <DM>    *VINCENT EFFECT - Patience has rewarded you! Your dice when attacking are increased by 4!*
  1183. <DM>    (lasts for remainder of the battle)
  1184. <Vincent_Valentine> 1h, 3m | Attack Dice +4
  1185. *   Vincent_Valentine swings jealously at a dragon. (Roll Courage!)
  1186. <Vincent_Valentine> $31d10
  1187. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 7, 10, 1, 10, 9, 4, 10, 1, 9, 8, 6, 6, 9, 6, 5, 10, 8, 5, 5, 5, 3, 2, 2, 4, 3, 5, 9, 1 and 9. Total: 182. Successes: 25.
  1188. <ElementalDragon>   BEEP
  1189. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  1190. <Dex>   back
  1191. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 1, 9, 2, 10, 2, 3, 6, 1, 8, 1, 3, 4, 10, 7, 5, 2, 9, 6, 3, 5, 8 and 7. Total: 115. Successes: 14.
  1192. *   ElementalDragon freeolls.
  1193. <ElementalDragon>   $24d10
  1194. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 10, 4, 6, 7, 6, 4, 9, 3, 5, 7, 8, 8, 1, 7, 2, 1, 5, 6, 2, 2, 9 and 1. Total: 126. Successes: 16.
  1195. <ElementalDragon>   .... crap
  1196. <Dex>   also
  1197. <Dex>   i see we skipped my turn?
  1198. *   DEADMAN is now known as Fireblast124
  1199. <Dex>   that cool cause i was just charging my backstab attack
  1200. <DM>    wasn't a skip, i was trying to backtrack to the previous round
  1201. <Dex>   oh
  1202. <Dex>   well
  1203. <DM>    so the only way I could do that was just $endturn x4
  1204. <Dex>   im charging my backstab
  1205. <Dex>   oh
  1206. <Dex>   well
  1207. <Dex>   now im confused
  1208. <Dex>   BUT WHATEVS
  1209. <DM>    25 - 16 = 9 - 2 = 7 + 3 bleed damage
  1210. <Fireblast124>  Hey guys, I am back, what did I miss?
  1211. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  1212. <Navi>  Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  1213. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1214. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  1215. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  1216. <ElementalDragon>   9h, 14m | Bleeding x3 | Nature Level 5 | +4 Wisdom, -2 Power and Courage
  1217. <ElementalDragon>   Your affinity changes to Nature (Level: 5) and shocks enemies with a feedback pulse.
  1218. <ElementalDragon>   When you are hit (before the $1d5 is rolled), the attacker automatically takes 3 shock damage (neutral).
  1219. <ElementalDragon>   You gain 4 Wisdom, but you lose 2 Power and 2 Courage.
  1220. *   Red_Enrics gains the Status Effect, "Doesn't Give a Shit Mode" And strikes the ElementalDragon with all of his might.(This of something for "doesn't Give a Shit Mode"
  1221. <Red_Enrics>    *Think
  1222. <Red_Enrics>    (Roll muthafucking courage)
  1223. <Red_Enrics>    $21d10
  1224. <Navi>  Red_Enrics: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 3, 5, 10, 6, 5, 9, 10, 5, 3, 1, 6, 4, 4, 9, 5, 10, 9, 3 and 3. Total: 118. Successes: 16.
  1225. <DM>    *Nolyghots uses her might to buff Red_Enrics' ramming speed charge by +5 successes!*
  1226. <ElementalDragon>   $18d10
  1227. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 4, 7, 7, 9, 5, 5, 4, 8, 6, 7, 8, 10, 8, 9, 3 and 9. Total: 126. Successes: 16.
  1228. <DM>    21 - 16 = 5 damage
  1229. *   ElementalDragon is slammed around by Red_Enrics' ramming speed!
  1230. <Red_Enrics>    Screw the rules I have Money!
  1231. <Red_Enrics>    $Endturn
  1232. <DM>    *Red_Enrics receives a nasty shock though and takes 3 shock damage!*
  1233. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  1234. <Navi>  Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1235. <Kefka> Line Added: Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Vincent_Valentine (0) and Red_Enrics (0).
  1236. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  1237. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  1238. <ElementalDragon>   $1d5
  1239. <Navi>  ElementalDragon: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  1240. <Fireblast124>  $init j
  1241. <Navi>  Fireblast124: You have entered the fray!
  1242. <Dex>   is it still nature?
  1243. *   Red_Enrics passes out from arrogance.
  1244. <Red_Enrics>    $removeme
  1245. <Navi>  Red_Enrics has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dex (10), Sephiroth (9), ElementalDragon (5), Sephiroth (4), Nolyghots (0), Fireblast124 (0) and Vincent_Valentine (0).
  1246. <DM>    well, red hit him, would've been stacked nature, but then bleed damage hit, so.... he's at water
  1247. <ElementalDragon>   1h, 14m | Bleeding x3 | Water Level 5 | +8 Wisdom, -8 Power
  1248. <Dex>   shit ok
  1249. <Dex>   hmm
  1250. <Dex>   poke
  1251. *   DM casts Drown on himself.
  1252. *   Dex uses Poke.
  1253. <Fireblast124>  Where is the Jaws
  1254. <Dex>   Poke.
  1255. <Dex>   POKE.
  1256. <Dex>   pokepoke.
  1257. <DM>    writing death line
  1258. <Nolyghots> POKEMON
  1259. <Dex>   Poke
  1260. <Dex>       Poke a target, automatically inflicting 1 neutral damage to a target.
  1261. <Nolyghots> Poke your Mom
  1262. <Nolyghots> Poke DM's Mom
  1263. <Dex>   Poking is such a satisfying way to finish a boss battle.
  1264. <Sephiroth> ... this is my victory theme? ... the shuffled playlist literally landed on this.
  1265. <Fireblast124>  $pie Dex
  1266. <Sephiroth> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BSvwOYwxg
  1267. *   Kefka throws a Kalakukko pie at Dex as requested by Fireblast124. I threw 113 pies on LunarNet.
  1268. <Dex>   can i do that?
  1269. *   ElementalDragon is finished anti-climactically by Dex's Poke. In ElementalDragon's desperate attempts to negate himself from existence thereby preventing Dex from poking him in the first place, he somehow reorients the spatial continuum that allows his forgetfulness to remember what he didn't forget to remember so that his memory forgets how to forget.
  1270. <DM>    $init r
  1271. <Navi>  DM: The bot has been reset.
  1272. *   DM is kicked by Sephiroth in confusion.
  1273. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1274. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed nowhere... «14,456»)
  1275. *   Red_Enrics wakes up
  1276. <Fireblast124>  $fortune DM
  1277. <DM>    .... we're already nowhere
  1278. <Kefka> DM: What's hidden in an empty box?
  1279. <Red_Enrics>    Do I still get EXP?
  1280. <DM>    ....
  1281. <DM>    wow
  1282. <Sephiroth> ..... wat
  1283. <DM>    *You all land in nowhere, where Kefka gives you an empty box. What the-*
  1284. <Kefka> is threw up's spirit flew away.
  1285. *   DM requests another kick before he makes a thread called "DOES NOTHING EXIST?".
  1286. <Fireblast124>  Nope
  1287. *   Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1288. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a pile of dead skunks! «14,457»)
  1289. <Dex>   is that it?
  1290. <Dex>   are we done?
  1291. <DM>    yep
  1292. <DM>    so....
  1293. *   Sephiroth blows DM up with a Creeper!
  1294. <Sephiroth> Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
  1295. *   You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (BOOM! «14,458»)
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