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  1. 0.chester:~ rc1 % fortune -m Massachusetts\ Driver
  2. %% (fortunes)
  3. I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
  4. country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
  5. I happen to have in my top desk drawer.  Some of the Tips for Better Driving
  6. are worth considering, to wit:
  7.  
  8. [110.13]:
  9.        "When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not
  10.         to interfere with oncoming traffic."
  11.  
  12. [22.17b]:
  13.        "Learning to change lanes takes time and patience.  The best
  14.         recommendation that can be made is to go to a Celtics [basketball]
  15.         game; study the fast break and then go out and practice it
  16.         on the highway."
  17.  
  18. [41.16]:
  19.        "Never bump a baby carriage out of a crosswalk unless the kid's really
  20.         asking for it."
  21. %%
  22. I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
  23. country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
  24. I happen to have in my top desk drawer.  Some of the Tips for Better Driving
  25. are worth considering, to wit:
  26.  
  27. [131.16d]:
  28.        "Directional signals are generally not used except during vehicle
  29.         inspection; however, a left-turn signal is appropriate when making
  30.         a U-turn on a divided highway."
  31.  
  32. [96.7b]:
  33.        "When paying tolls, remember that it is necessary to release the
  34.         quarter a full 3 seconds before passing the basket if you are
  35.         traveling more than 60 MPH."
  36.  
  37. [110.13]:
  38.        "When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not
  39.         to interfere with oncoming traffic."
  40. %%
  41. I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
  42. country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
  43. I happen to have in my top desk drawer.  Some of the Tips for Better Driving
  44. are worth considering, to wit:
  45.  
  46. [173.15b]:
  47.     "When competing for a section of road or a parking space, remember
  48.         that the vehicle in need of the most body work has the right-of-way."
  49.  
  50. [141.2a]:
  51.        "Although it is altogether possible to fit a 6' car into a 6'
  52.         parking space, it is hardly ever possible to fit a 6' car into
  53.         a 5' parking space."
  54.  
  55. [105.31]:
  56.        "Teenage drivers believe that they are immortal, and drive accordingly.
  57.         Nevertheless, you should avoid the temptation to prove them wrong."
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