Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- The Girl Lodger
- A middle aged couple took in a very beautiful 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
- On her first night She asked if she could have a bath,
- but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if
- she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the
- best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed
- to have a bath the following Monday.
- After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled
- the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that
- the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when
- he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, don't go to
- darts. Wait in the back garden and I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you
- can see for yourself."
- So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
- asked: "Do you shave?"
- "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
- have hair?"
- "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
- girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department; very
- generously indeed.
- The girl finished her bath and went to bed, then husband came in; the wife
- asked: "Did you see it?"
- "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
- "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
- enough before."
- "I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't".
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement