In which pillowforts, car explosions, and elevatorstuck rule

<Archive> The 4 of you stand around the edge of a circular hole in the ground, seemingly neverending. Waterfalls pour down, creating a cacophony of sound, while in front of you, 4 staircases descend downwards into the hole onto a circular platform about 5 m wide. The sky above you is a pure white that hurts your eyes if you look up to it for too long
<Ib> Ib sits down and pouts
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I look through my scope at the assembled humans and trolls
<Scilia_Metlii> ...Roll for initiative?
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=6 ]{5}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((I actually cant roll for initiative ever))
<Ib> Roll 1d20+q
<`DICE> Ib rolled 1d20+q error: malformed expression
<Ib> Roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Ib rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
<Archive> Dayum
<Ib> < pfffffffffft >
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((fuckin lol))
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
<Ib> Ib sits and pouts at the stupid sky and being teleported away from her pit
<Scilia_Metlii> Aurora, call 1 or 2
<Aurora_Surma> Aurora feels her rage growing
<Aurora_Surma> 2
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d2
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d2 [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
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* Aurora_Surma 's eyes turn red
<Scilia_Metlii> Turn order - Ib -> Aurora -> Scilia -> Kasteu
<Ib> < I don't understand the arena design at all. So we are on the edge of a pit with staircases leading down into a killbox? >
<Scilia_Metlii> Scilia just takes a seat on the edge of the hole, swinging her feet lackadaiscally as she silently observes everyone around her.
<Aurora_Surma> 5 meter wide platform stairs spiraling up
<Scilia_Metlii>  < This is why we need arena drawings >
<Ib> < ok <
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((does Ib get any bonuses for critting?))
<Archive> ((nup))
<Scilia_Metlii> < What bonuses could you get >
<Aurora_Surma> (oh wait, we are not down there on the platform)
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<Scilia_Metlii> <Other than being first>
<Ib> Ib: Pour
<Ib> *Pout
<Aurora_Surma> (we are up, on the edge of this whole leading down there)
<Ib> Pass turn
<Scilia_Metlii> Turn order - Ib -> Aurora -> Scilia -> Kasteu
<Scilia_Metlii> Aurora, you're up
<Aurora_Surma> In a blind rage I attack Kasteu yelling "You killed my sister!"
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2 to hit
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 to hit [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d10+2
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d10+2 [ 1d10=1 ]{3}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Hey, the fuck?"
<Aurora_Surma> wow
<Scilia_Metlii> Nice critfail. :P
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "I didn't kill your fucking brother."
<Aurora_Surma> great start
<Scilia_Metlii> Although I don't know why you rolled twice.
<Aurora_Surma> what?
<Aurora_Surma> rolled to hit then dmg
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled to hit then dmg error: malformed expression
<Scilia_Metlii> Oh my bad, I thought you rolled 1d20 twice. oops.
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<Scilia_Metlii> Anyways, end turn?
<Archive> Your blade barely scrapes Kasteu, dealing 3 damage
<Aurora_Surma> I yell profanities in Kasteu's face
<Aurora_Surma> and roll intimidation as minor
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Please girl. Your random shouting is pathetic."
<Aurora_Surma> >:E
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "The fact you look like someone coated your hair in sugar doesn't help either."
<Aurora_Surma> end turn
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((aurora you just ran straight around the circle correct?
<Aurora_Surma> (yeah, I guess)
<Scilia_Metlii> Scilia notices the two people fighting, and aims two shots at Aurora without missing a beat.
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((So you're on the ledge))
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
<Ib> < Pffft >
<Scilia_Metlii> T_T
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<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Yo tiny girl."
<Aurora_Surma> :D
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "The fuck are you doing?"
<Scilia_Metlii> "Trying to shoot her." She said simply, pointing to Aurora.
<Scilia_Metlii> "I uh... Didn't do a very good job though."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "No shit."
<Scilia_Metlii> She shrugged. "I'll get her next time."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Ok, this is hilarious. I'm honestly a foot and a half taller than you."
<Archive> ((Scilia's gun jams btw))
<Scilia_Metlii> (( Meaning? ))
<Scilia_Metlii> (( Mechanically wise, I mean.
<Archive> ((Need a major action to unjam))
<Scilia_Metlii> (( Oh. Boo.
<Scilia_Metlii> Anyways, end turn.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I walk around so Aurora is between me and the ledge.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> Then psionically push.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> diiicks
<Kasteu_Tiamat> str resist
<Aurora_Surma> what I roll?
<Kasteu_Tiamat> so no, you dont get pushed
<Scilia_Metlii> Nothing. I dont' think.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> you do take
<Aurora_Surma> 15 str res
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d3
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d3 [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ...1 damage.
<Archive> The telekinetic wave hurts Aurora for 1 damage but doesn't move her
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I punch her in the face.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> 3 damage
<Aurora_Surma> best rolls all around
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Stupid bitch."
<Scilia_Metlii> @Kasteu you have to roll to hit.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> right
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
<Aurora_Surma> miss
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((this is too good))
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I walk away from the ledge
<Kasteu_Tiamat> then look through my scope at the crouching girl over across the pit
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+1 perception
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+1 perception [ 1d20=18 ]{19}
<Ib> < me? >
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((yes))
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* Ib looks poutily at you
<Scilia_Metlii> < What's Kasteu's sheet, btw ? >
<Kasteu_Tiamat> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xmq3XsQ1zEoRWZoEM-_RclIh3udXscEhdDdBGDYVyv0/edit#
* Ib calls across the pit "You suck at fighting!"
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I pull my eye out of my scope and shout back.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "THen come over here and show me how you fuckin wierdo!"
<Kasteu_Tiamat> End turn
<Ib> I attempt to impose a vision on Kasteu
<Ib> What's your WIS resistance?
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((shit i gotta calculate my resistances, un momento))
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<Ib> Roll 1d20+5
<`DICE> Ib rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> wait, 5?
<Kasteu_Tiamat> that doesnt sound right
<Ib> It is
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ouch
<Kasteu_Tiamat> what am I seeing?
<Ib> INT mod is 3. Major Psion is +1, Rank of Visions is 1
<Scilia_Metlii> ^^^
<Kasteu_Tiamat> Yup, what does he see though.
<Ib> You are seeing in grotesque detail a vision of yourself strapped down to a metal table, skin melting, while Ib rips your tongue out and burns you with large metal brands
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<Ib> Lasts until the beginning of Ib's next turn
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I fall over and start holding my head silently.
* Aurora_Surma smiles
* Ib withdraws crossbows and pouts profusely, sticking out her lower lip
<Ib> ==>
<Ib> end turn
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "AUUUGH."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "AAWUGH WHAT AUGHhoh god AUGH..."
<Aurora_Surma> Aurora runs to Kasteu, who is away from the pit, and swings
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
<Ib> "all talk and no show..."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "AUUUUUUGH AHHH."
<Aurora_Surma> I hit kasteu in the face
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "STOP."
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "FUCKING STOP AUGH OH GOD"
<Aurora_Surma> 3 damage
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "AIAUUGH."
<Scilia_Metlii> pff
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<Ib> That was a Crit
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((he probably doesnt even feel it lol))
<Aurora_Surma> so 6?
<Ib> You auto deal maximum damage
<Aurora_Surma> I thought it was double dice
<Ib> Uhh
<Ib> Oh yeah
<Ib> It is
<Scilia_Metlii> Crits == Double dice
<Scilia_Metlii> Some people do max damage
<Scilia_Metlii> It's up to the Dm, really.
<Aurora_Surma> 1+2 is my unarmed dmg
<Aurora_Surma> so 6
<Scilia_Metlii> Hmk
<Scilia_Metlii> Whats everyone's HP at the moment?
<Ib> No
<Kasteu_Tiamat> 1
<Scilia_Metlii> Since we're (mostly) Self DM'ing, everyone's gotta keep up on their own.
<Ib> Double dice would be 2d1+2
<Scilia_Metlii> Scilia is 9/9.
<Ib> 10/10
<Scilia_Metlii> @Ib it's not actually any dice.
<Ib> I know
<Aurora_Surma> ok
<Ib> It's a 1d1
<Aurora_Surma> 4 dmg
<Kasteu_Tiamat> oh nice
<Ib> yep
<Kasteu_Tiamat> 3 hp then
<Aurora_Surma> :D
<Aurora_Surma> don't worry, I'm rolling 1's
<Aurora_Surma> ==>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> next is scilia
<Scilia_Metlii> My turn?
<Scilia_Metlii> Alright
<Kasteu_Tiamat> Kasteu falls over and starts crying silently."
<Scilia_Metlii> I use my major action to un-jam my gun, of course.
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<Scilia_Metlii> I then aim my offhand shot at Ib.
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
<Scilia_Metlii> Does tha hit?
<Ib> Do we know the distance of the pit?
<Scilia_Metlii> No. I don't think we're doing range bullshit. :P
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((If i use death psionics, does it instantly work
<Ib> Oh well in that case where range doesn't matter then yes it hits
<Scilia_Metlii> (( its 4x as powerful if you kill yourself with blood psionics
<Ib> < but no guarantee to hit >
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d6
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ooh thats rough
<Scilia_Metlii> Damn
<Ib> < And you have to be out of PP >
<Ib> < OOC you just shot an 8 year old troll girl who was sitting there pouting >
<Ib> < lol >
<Ib> 3/9
<Ib> *4/10
<Ib> My bad
<Ib> "OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?"
<Ib> *sniffling*
<Scilia_Metlii> She just pointed to Kasteu without a word.
<Ib> "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<Kasteu_Tiamat> Still crying on the ground.
* Ib bursts into tears
<Scilia_Metlii> "Even for me... These guys are really annoying." She said to no-one in particular.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((end turn?))
<Scilia_Metlii> (( Yea, nothing else to do
<Ib> < Just shot a kid that's all >
<Ib> < :P >
<Scilia_Metlii> < She deserved it. :P >
<Ib> < She hasn't hurt anybody >
<Scilia_Metlii> < *points to Kasteu* >
<Ib> < That could just be a coincedence >
<Scilia_Metlii> < She is a psionic with Mind Control. She would know how it works and wht it looks like. >
<Ib> < Alright, fair enough >
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((so do i take my turn after IB, or do i just not have it))
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((because thats kinda crap))
<Scilia_Metlii> << Ib -> Aurora -> Scilia -> Kasteu >>
<Ib> < You never had to skip your turn or anything >
<Scilia_Metlii> << ^^^^ >>
<Ib> < Its literally just fear tactics >
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((man i thought it was like all consuming))
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((so i RPed as such maaan))
<Scilia_Metlii> << xD >>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((wait its my turn))
<Scilia_Metlii> << Yes >>
<Aurora_Surma> (yeah)
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((scilia just took hers))
<Ib> < your response wasn't unjustified >
<Aurora_Surma> (I thought it was like some genjutsu you were trapped in)
<Scilia_Metlii> << I like how so far, Scilia has apparently just been defending Kasteu >>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I take out my sniper rifle and hold it by the barrel, swinging wildly at anyone.
<Aurora_Surma> (and Aurora is raging without no reason)
<Ib> < I like how Scilia shot a kid with a damn pistol and is taking sides :P >
<Scilia_Metlii> << Scilia is just waiting for people to attack >>
<Scilia_Metlii> << Aurora attacked Kasteu, so Scilia tried to shoot Aurora >>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((what do I roll? Is aurora still near me?))
<Aurora_Surma> (oh, I'll attack)
<Aurora_Surma> (ye)
<Scilia_Metlii> << Ib did the thing to Kasteu, and Scilia shot him. >>
<Aurora_Surma> (we are away from the pit, I'm grinning next to you, ready to attack again)
<Ib> < Her >
<Ib> < Ib is female >
<Scilia_Metlii> (( Sorry.
<Scilia_Metlii> << :I >>
<Ib> < np >
<Kasteu_Tiamat> But seriously, what do I roll. I'm swinging my rifle wildly.
<Scilia_Metlii> << Also, HP/AC/PP? >>
<Scilia_Metlii> << Uh... 1d4+Str? >>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> 3/10/12
<Kasteu_Tiamat> No to hit.
<Aurora_Surma> (16/13/none)
<Ib> < are you attacking or what ? >
<Scilia_Metlii> << Yeah, to hit, of course. :P >>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> Im just swinging wildly.
<Scilia_Metlii> << 9/11/20 >>
<Ib> < 4/11/3 >
<Ib> < No roll >
<Scilia_Metlii> << Okay wait, who's turn is it, and what do they do again? >>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> So I hit?
<Scilia_Metlii> If Kasteu is just swinging wildly, you're going to roll 1d20+Str to hit, and then 1d4+Str damage if you hit.
<Ib> %
<Ib> ^
<Kasteu_Tiamat> So nothing different then.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> My bad.
<Scilia_Metlii> np
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I miss.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I shout primally angrily
<Kasteu_Tiamat> At Aurora, just because she's near me.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> To intimidate.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> Roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=16 ]{17}
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+0
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+0 [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
<Scilia_Metlii> So close to a nat 20 Aurora. So close.
<Aurora_Surma> I'm raging, I don't even hear it
<Kasteu_Tiamat> End turn
<Aurora_Surma> (lb)
<Scilia_Metlii> Ib, you're up.
<Ib> Ib is very upset that some stupid jerk face shot her with a pistol
<Scilia_Metlii> << Keep that attitude and she will shoot you again >>
<Scilia_Metlii> << xD >>
<Ib> Ib continues to cry
<Ib> ==>
<Scilia_Metlii> << Aurora >>
* Kasteu_Tiamat gasps loudly.
<Aurora_Surma> Aurora's madness grows and she stares at Kasteu
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "AGUH Oh my fucking god."
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20-1 to intimidate
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20-1 to intimidate [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "PREPARE TO DIE GIRL."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> damn lol
<Scilia_Metlii> rippppp
<Aurora_Surma> Aurora slowly raises her sword and quickly brings it down
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2 to hit
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 to hit [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> the roll of ledengs
<Kasteu_Tiamat> im deadf
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d10+2
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d10+2 [ 1d10=3 ]{5}
<Aurora_Surma> "AAAAAAHHHHHhhh...."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> my mines decaptcha and explode my corpse
<Kasteu_Tiamat> none of you shits are looting me
<Ib> Well, unconscious and bleeding
<Ib> Not dead
<Kasteu_Tiamat> true
<Ib> So fuck that shit
<Kasteu_Tiamat> we're even doing saving throws?
<Aurora_Surma> as a free action I would like to throw shit at Ib
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2 to hit
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 to hit [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
<Ib> What
<Ib> But
<Scilia_Metlii> I'm pretty sure that's a minor action
<Aurora_Surma> misses
<Ib> Range...
<Ib> It is a minor
<Aurora_Surma> I do it anyway
<Aurora_Surma> shit flies past you
<Ib> ...
<Ib> k
<Aurora_Surma> ==>
<Scilia_Metlii> I use both my major and minor action to attempt to "pop a cap in Aurora's ass".
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d6+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=3 ]{4}
<Ib> < Scilia trying to kill everything that moves here ?
<Ib> < jeez >
<Aurora_Surma> 13 hits
<Scilia_Metlii> < So far, she's only attacked people who have attacked someone else >
<Scilia_Metlii> She take 4 damage.
<Scilia_Metlii> I then back away as far as my move action will let me, putting me out of range of Aurora (Hopefully)
<Ib> < which equals everybody >
<Ib> < you said range doesn't matter >
<Ib> < make up your darn mind >
<Scilia_Metlii> < For ranged weapons, it doesn't. >
<Ib> < /me rolls eyes >
<Scilia_Metlii> < Mostly because it's hard to quantify ranged weapon ranges into "X amount of move actions" when you can just say they're "X move actions" away from someone for melee stuff >
<Ib> Ib decaptchalogues a pillow fort and attempts to hide inside of it
<Ib> Roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Ib rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
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<Ib> ==>
<Scilia_Metlii> Damn.
<Scilia_Metlii> Aurora, you're up.
<Aurora_Surma> (ummm)
<Aurora_Surma> (can't reach Scilia I guess)
<Ib> Use major action to dash and move twice your move speed
<Scilia_Metlii> ^
<Scilia_Metlii> You can also try to percieve Ib in his pillow fort.
<Aurora_Surma> fine
<Ib> Her
<Scilia_Metlii> ;-;
<Ib> Check yourself Scilia
<Thingymabob> ((Another gender fuck up by warren))
<Aurora_Surma> I dash to Scilia and intimidate
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
<Aurora_Surma> (insight roll pls)
<Aurora_Surma> :(
<Aurora_Surma> ==>
<Scilia_Metlii> "I'm not afraid of you." She giggles at Aurora's poor attempt at intimidation.
<Scilia_Metlii> My turn?
<Scilia_Metlii> I attempt to: Once again, double-tap Aurora
<Scilia_Metlii> Roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d6
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
<Aurora_Surma> I take 2?
<Scilia_Metlii> Yeh.
<Scilia_Metlii> Wait, 3.
<Scilia_Metlii> I forgot to add the +1 to the damage roll
<Aurora_Surma> ok
<Scilia_Metlii> I also use my move action to move away from Aurora, and flash-step back as well.
<Scilia_Metlii> PP - 17/20 And I'm out of Aurora's range again. :D
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((so im unconsious, does that just count for death in this case?
<Aurora_Surma> how far does flashstep take you?
<Scilia_Metlii> (( lemme chec
<Ib> Nah she can just throw her sword. It's totally fair versus "my weapons have indefinite range"
<Ib> @Kasteu
<Ib> Roll 1d20+CON
<`DICE> Ib rolled 1d20+CON error: malformed expression
<Ib> do that once every time your turn would start
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
<Ib> If result is >= 10 gain 1 success
<Kasteu_Tiamat> nice
<Ib> < 10 1 fail
<Ib> 3 successes revives to unconsciousness and 1 hp
<Ib> 3 fails kills
<Aurora_Surma> ( Ib's turn?)
<Ib> Ib is in her pillow fort
<Scilia_Metlii> @Ib to be fair, that shot was from pretty close up, since Aurora dashed to Scilia before my turn.
<Ib> She continues to be in her pillow fort
<Ib> Regardless you are acting like your weapons have a range of infinity
<Scilia_Metlii> True. Also, you need to roll to hide again. Even if it doesn't technically matter since no-one is attacking you currently.
<Ib> No I don't
<Ib> My roll sticks if I don't move
<Ib> If I don't do anything to generate attention my roll sticks
<Scilia_Metlii> It does? TIL.
<Scilia_Metlii> My bad, sorry.
<Ib> Yall need to roll Perception to see me
<Scilia_Metlii> Aurora, you're up then.
<Ib> Anyways Ib starts bandaging her wound with a dirty rag
<Ib> From inside the fort where she can't be seen
<Aurora_Surma> Aurora looks at the bitch that is running away and decides to go after the easier target
<Scilia_Metlii> << My favorite part is how literally no-one questions the pillow fort in the middle of the othewise barren arena >>
<Aurora_Surma> I come to the pillow fort
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+1 to see Ib
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+1 to see Ib [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
<Ib> And that's just a normal move action I assume because range isn't a thing?
<Scilia_Metlii> ^
<Aurora_Surma> yeah
* Ib rolls eyes (OOC)
<Scilia_Metlii> Yes. The concept of range does not exist anymore. As far as we are concerned, there are only two states of being: "Sort of far away" and "Right in your face" just for simplicities sake.
<Aurora_Surma> you can bitch about that and I can just kill myself and leave
<`DICE> http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
<Scilia_Metlii> 0_0
<Scilia_Metlii> << Dice why. >>
<Thingymabob> ((I mean no one is really keeping track of how far in exact feet you guys are))
<Ib> I'm just annoyed because if we throw out range a lot of mechanics break
<Ib> But whatever, take your turn
<Thingymabob> ((Ill do it if you want))
<Thingymabob> ((Just tell me how far you guys are from each other))
<Thingymabob> ((And the ranges of your weapons))
* Ib looks Aurora in the eyes, fearfully meeting her gaze
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2 to hit
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 to hit [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
<Scilia_Metlii> << we have literally no idea >>
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d10+2 to hurt
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d10+2 to hurt [ 1d10=10 ]{12}
<Thingymabob> ((Take a guess))
<Scilia_Metlii> I'm pretty sure that roll is higher than her max HP
<Scilia_Metlii> it's also higher than MY max hp.
<Scilia_Metlii> :P
<Aurora_Surma> "One left...."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+2 saving throws
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+2 saving throws [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> yeah!
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((do i get anything))
<Scilia_Metlii> Kasteu comes back with 1 HP.
<Ib> Instant recover and you gain 1 Ho
<Ib> *hp
<Scilia_Metlii> "Two left." She corrected.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "mmmuther FUCKER."
<Thingymabob> ((Crit save so she should get 2 hp))
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "What the shitting fuck"
<Ib> < no >
<Thingymabob> ((Unless this was her first one))
<Scilia_Metlii> << No that's not a thing that happens >>
<Ib> < Crit save so that he skips the rest of his rolls and gains an Hp >
<Scilia_Metlii> << ^^^^ >>
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "You bitch, you fucking punched me!"
<Ib> < what Scilia said >
<Thingymabob> ((I always thought that if you had a save or two and you critted it would give you the excess saves in hp))
<Thingymabob> ((So if you rolled to save and succeded twice and then you crit you would get +2hp))
<Ib> < Nope >
<Scilia_Metlii> << Nope. I mean, it doesn't really matter all that much, since Aurora has +2 to damage rolls, and I have +1 to mainhand, so two vs one hp isn't really anything at all >>
<Thingymabob> ((Haven't actually played dnd in like 9 years so I dont really know what rules have changed))
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((is it my turn?"
<Scilia_Metlii> << Order wasss
<Scilia_Metlii> << Ib -> Aurora -> Scilia -> Kasteu
<Scilia_Metlii> << Ib is dead. Aurora, Scilia, and Kasteu are left. If Aurora ended, I'm up.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> k
<Scilia_Metlii> For the third time in a row, I think you know how this song and dance goes. 2x on Aurora.
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
<Aurora_Surma> well
<Aurora_Surma> that offhand is not hitting me
<Scilia_Metlii> Im just going to stop using my offhand gun.
<Scilia_Metlii> xD
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d6+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=5 ]{6}
<Aurora_Surma> ouch
<Aurora_Surma> (3hp)
<Scilia_Metlii> "Why. Won't. You. Die!?" She said in frustration. And flash-step rank 2 away from her.
<Scilia_Metlii> (( 35 feet
<Aurora_Surma> "damn that range you have. I can't even see you anymore"
<Scilia_Metlii> Scilia said something in reply, but it was lost in the distance.
<Scilia_Metlii> End turn
<Aurora_Surma> (you are 130 feet away)
<Ib> < Probably isn't worth asking but I assume that Aurora was indeed swinging with lethal intent? >
<Aurora_Surma> (yeah)
<Ib> < That's way out of pistol range >
<Ib> < Pistol range is 50 feet max >
<Scilia_Metlii> << 130 feet? Damn.
<Aurora_Surma> (something like that)
<Aurora_Surma> (30+30+35+35)
<Ib> 30+30+30+35 by my count
<Scilia_Metlii> << Yeah. Damn.
<Scilia_Metlii> Scilia is just
<Scilia_Metlii> Really far away, no shots, I suppose.
<Aurora_Surma> sick aim
<Scilia_Metlii> :P
<Kasteu_Tiamat> Well I have a sniper rifle.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I wouldn't attack you thouh.
<Scilia_Metlii> So uh, are we just striking the last shot from the record, sicne I'm too far from her to actually hit?
<Aurora_Surma> sure
<Scilia_Metlii> Alright.
<Aurora_Surma> maybe you should stop moving 65 feet away each turn
<Scilia_Metlii> I'm just kind of like, absurdly far away from her.
<Aurora_Surma> you'll hit the ocean or something
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Hey asshole girl."
<Aurora_Surma> "sup?"
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Whys short girl running?"
<Thingymabob> ((Maybe you should get a different gun))
<Aurora_Surma> "Scared I suppose..."
<Scilia_Metlii> << Very scared. >>
<Aurora_Surma> "Also, how are you standing again, wtf"
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "Im fuckin beefy."
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I shoot at her.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ((thats assuming Scilia ended her turn?))
<Scilia_Metlii> (( Yeah, nothing for me to do.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I shoot at her then.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=12 ]{11}
<Scilia_Metlii> (( Dont even have any damage on me, so i cant even cantrip heal.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> diicks
<Aurora_Surma> MISS
<Aurora_Surma> "What was that? ahahaha"
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I run at her and punch
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+2
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "DIE BITCH"
<Aurora_Surma> ok hits
<Aurora_Surma> 2 dmg?
<Kasteu_Tiamat> yah.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> I wait.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> End turn
<Scilia_Metlii> Aurora's turn.
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "yeah this makes sense."
<Aurora_Surma> "What?" Aurora says and stares Kasteu down
<Scilia_Metlii> (( also, 11/20 PP
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20-1 to intimidate
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20-1 to intimidate [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> https://youtu.be/5bfcsaFPclA?t=28
<Kasteu_Tiamat> thats what Im saying
<Kasteu_Tiamat> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Kasteu_Tiamat rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20 to pierce Kasteu with the longsword
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20 to pierce Kasteu with the longsword [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
<Kasteu_Tiamat> ohman that was so close
<Aurora_Surma> oh, and +2
<Scilia_Metlii> So close
<Kasteu_Tiamat> "ooh. Yeah that hur..........s.."
<Kasteu_Tiamat>  /dead
<Aurora_Surma> hey let me roll dmg
<Aurora_Surma> roll 1d10+2
<`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d10+2 [ 1d10=3 ]{5}
<Aurora_Surma> "Stay down"
<Kasteu_Tiamat> well my corpse explodes shortly after you walk away
<Kasteu_Tiamat> my sniper rifle is still out, you could try shooting her with that
<Kasteu_Tiamat> im going to sleep
<Scilia_Metlii> @Kasteu, no you can't. She doesn't have a riflekind specibus. :P
<Scilia_Metlii> Night Kasteu.
<Aurora_Surma> alright
<Aurora_Surma> gn
<Kasteu_Tiamat> riight
<Kasteu_Tiamat> noight
<Aurora_Surma> yeah I move towards the girl with guns
<Aurora_Surma> ==>
* Kasteu_Tiamat has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Scilia_Metlii> I use both my major and minor action this turn (95 feet distance at the moment) to decaptchalogue my Mp3 player, and a pair of large speakers.
<Scilia_Metlii> I proceed to turn on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLRrL9OsAF8 at full blast while I wait for Aurora to get within 30 feet of me.
<Scilia_Metlii> End turn.
<Aurora_Surma> I dash 60 feet (60 to go)
<Aurora_Surma> ==>
<Scilia_Metlii> (( 35 to go, you mean.
<Aurora_Surma> oh right
<Aurora_Surma> almost there
<Scilia_Metlii> I of course, fire with both guns.
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 2#1d20+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 2#1d20+1 [ 1d20=15 ]{16}, [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 2#1d20
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 2#1d20 [ 1d20=2 ]{2}, [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
<Aurora_Surma> what?
<Scilia_Metlii> Max range is 50.
<Aurora_Surma> you fire twice with both?
<Scilia_Metlii> I can shoot past 30, but lower than 50 at disadvantage
<Aurora_Surma> oh
<Scilia_Metlii> So my first shot hits, but my second misses.
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d6+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=4 ]{5}
<Scilia_Metlii> I then use my move action to move back 30 feet. And flash-step back another 30. Distance: (95 feet) PP 8/20
<Scilia_Metlii> << Scilia is a little bitch. No regrets. >>
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<Aurora_Surma> I decaptchalogue my Audi RS 7 for protection and drive to Scilia
<Aurora_Surma> ==>
<Scilia_Metlii> << Are we going to just say that like, doubles movespeed? >>
<Scilia_Metlii> >> :P <<
<Aurora_Surma> sure
<Scilia_Metlii> Okay, distance: 35.
<Scilia_Metlii> I take a few steps forward, approximately five feet forward.
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
<Aurora_Surma> I'm in a car
<Aurora_Surma> that's like +5AC
<Scilia_Metlii> Windshield glass isn't very bullet proof.
<Aurora_Surma> it's surprisingly durable
<Aurora_Surma> well just roll dmg for one shot
<Scilia_Metlii> Fair enough
<Aurora_Surma> lets see what happens
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d6
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
<Aurora_Surma> dead
<Scilia_Metlii> Just over.
<Aurora_Surma> I'm still driving
<Aurora_Surma> I run over Scilia
<Scilia_Metlii> 0_0
<Scilia_Metlii> How much damage is that? :P
<Aurora_Surma> fall damage i guess
<Aurora_Surma> lets see
<Ib> Flashsteps out of the way?
<Aurora_Surma> ^
<Scilia_Metlii> Sure why not. 0_0
<Scilia_Metlii> 5/20 PP
<Aurora_Surma> you survive and I hit a tree
<Aurora_Surma> car explodes
<Scilia_Metlii> Scilia marvels in the awesomeness of Aurora's death-by-car-explosion
<Scilia_Metlii> Technically-death-by-bullet-wound
<Scilia_Metlii> But death-by-car-explosion sounds way cooler.
<Scilia_Metlii> She then proceeds to walk back to where her MP3 player continues to play Elevatorstuck. And sits there in the infinite abyss of nothingess, listening to Elevatorstuck until she dies of thirst.
<Aurora_Surma> nice
<Scilia_Metlii> roll 1d99999 for dying of thirst
<`DICE> Scilia_Metlii rolled 1d99999 for dying of thirst [ 1d99999=13280 ]{13280}
<Scilia_Metlii> ultra-ded