# Math jokes 6-10

Dec 27th, 2016
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1. December 6th
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3. Some quickies:
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5. a) There’s ten kind of people: Those who understand binary code and those who don’t.
6. b) In Vatican City, there’s two popes per square kilometer.
7. c) My teacher is nowhere reliable. Yesterday he said “1 and 4 is 5”. Today he said “2 and 3 is 5”.
8. d) A 0 says to an 8: “Nice belt!”
9. e) Which animal can add? An octoplus.
10. f) Two lines meet eachother: “Next time you buy a drink!”
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14. December 7th
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20. December 8th
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22. “Do we know each other?”, the professor asks his nervous examinee. “Yeah, from the exam last year”. “Oh right”, the prof responds, “this time it’ll work out. What was the first question I asked you last year?” – “Do we know each other …”
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25. Exam in physics. The prof has put a claybrick on the radiator. He asks first: “Why is the brick hotter on the side opposed to the radiator?” – “Um, because thermal conduction and such?” – “No, because I’ve just turned it around”.
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29. December 9th
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31. During a lecture, a famous mathematician – supposedly Hilbert – came across the “difficult” problem “7 times 9”. He asked the students for help. One shouted: “61!”, another shouted “65!”. Then the prof: “Please, gentlemen, that’s not possible! It can only be 61 or 65 but not both!”
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35. December 10th
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37. More quickies:
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39. 1. My geometry teacher was sometimes spiky and sometimes blunt but he was always in the right.
40. 2. If you want to understand recursion, you must at first understand recursion.
41. 3. What’s the preferred wedding gift of a mathematician? A polynomial ring packed in nested intervals and a Markov chain with a stone.
42. 4. What is yellow, curved, normalized and complete? A bananach space.
43. 5. How do you flame a mathematician? “Your brain is smaller than any epsilon”
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