using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using System.Collections.Generic;

namespace ConsoleApplication3
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            List<string> nana = new List<string>();

            nana.Add(" A Ham and cheese sandwhich");
            nana.Add(" A Turkey sandwhich with bacon");
            nana.Add(" A bolonga sandwhich with bacon");
            nana.Add(" A Peanut butter and jelly sandwhich with bacon");
            nana.Add(" A Mutha fucking BLT, not lettuce, no tomato, no bread, and don't shit me on the fucking bacon");
            nana.Add(" something EpicMealTime makes. That shit looks delicious. Don't forget the fucking bacon either.");
            nana.Add(" A vietnamese sandwich. Extra bacon.");
            nana.Add(" A pack of bacon. Deep fry that shit");

            while (true)
            {
                Random r = new Random();
                string joke = "Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me" + nana[r.Next(0, nana.Count)];
                Console.WriteLine(joke);
                Console.ReadLine();
            }
        }
    }
}