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weird, weird dream sequence

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Nov 17th, 2017
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  1. t contained, in order iirc: public masturbation, public sex, shapeshifting aliens, slightly less public but still arguably public albeit very colorful sex, a shapeshifting alien girl that somewhat questionably convinced a dude to semipublicly fuck her, people that transformed into those aliens after having sex with them, me getting annoyed while trying to play video games and watch football because my house (fire) alarm kept getting sent off and we kept having to leave for 10 minutes, my sister was one of those things, I'm pretty sure it was her fault the alarm kept going off, a plot twist and major character death in the form of post slime-alienified antler dude to get quickly and ruthlessly absorbed by some "master" type shapeshifting alien hiding in his coffee, Republican member of the HoR standing up to a Republican Senator in private and refusing to vote for the tax bill because it'd hurt his constituents and that mattered more than party policy, a "research office" experience that was extremely disconcerting (no TF stuff there, sorry), the eventual decline of the human race, and finally a military leader-looking dude getting people onto a small spacecraft to evacuate, when a massive fleet of alien ships was approaching low to the ground, a couple of shots of the small ship's main weapons hit an alien ship we for some reason knew couldn't shoot back (maybe a cargo ship, idk), and then it ran into a skyscraper and got fucking decimated because "They can't see metal. I mean, it's not organic like wood or anything." At this point there's still like 100 actual warships in the air, but idk, cause that's where my three hour dream ended.
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