Holy Fuck I love Big Macs

What is up my dudes, I cannot believe that the government of the united states just ordered big macs and didn't even give my mommy some!!! Big macs are cool and my mom is cool and y’know, it just makes sense, you are cool, so you should also get some big macs, big macs are the best, big macs should be a world renowned snack as they are probably the best thing, one day - your going to you will be coming home, hoping for a big mac, you wont believe it you will be munching and crunching on buns, seeds, you taste the seperate textures of the buns, the lettuce, the tomatoes, maybe some onions or some onion rings on the side and then you look up from your savoring moment and you see a sign, a sign that says ‘big macs 2 for 1’, and you crumble at your feet you later come out from your man cave of boyhood and you can believe your eyes, you weigh 5000 pounds, mcdonalds wrappers everywhere and you see how much of a failure you are - you jobs is twitch streaming for 5 viewers everyday with 6 dollars net gain. Your parents are crying from pure joy that you walked out of your big mac - McDonalds wrapper covered rooms and you work, you go the gym, you fix your diet, you work, in just 2 years you lose 300 pounds and you have a job at McDonalds, but one problem - you see the big macs everyday, you can't help yourself, you see it, you just have to take a bite, oh no I can't stop eating it and you just start eating away and your stuck, you can't get out - you want to just eat big macs all day, your co - worker and boss walking in and they find you and all of a sudden moments flash by, 5 big macs a time and all of a sudden you are in a mental hospital and you are miserable, all you ask for a big mac, but they beat you up, they neglect you and your stuck - they don't let you out and they have watchtowers outside - someone doesn't want you out - your only meal is nothing and you eventually are only eating a hot dog a day, with a Capri sun on the side and you are dying - have less energy to get out of the place - your life flashes before your eyes and you see yourself in a law and order place, working - making thousands a year and you’re not a failure and and you start to fade, seeing big macs fall from the sky and everything goes black, you wake up - all you can see the ceiling j and then you get up your struggling to breathe and now they cant move your dying - you see a big mac on your desk and you want it, but then you look down and see a fat belly, filled with your family and big macs - whilst you wee sleeping you ate your family- that room with big macs you ate - those were your family members and now you too are dying - don't go for what you love - big macs have ruined my life and will soon ruin my families - they are dead and now everyone I know will know me for killing my family, but for big macs - but they don't know that, I ate my parents, This is how I became the man who ate his parents, but in the end it was worth it, I had big macs, and it was the best, big macs are love, big macs are life.