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Chaotic Happenstance IV

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  1. "...God fucking dammit..."
  2. >Not bothering to open your eyes you sighed
  3. >You could feel that familiar tail wrapped securely around you
  4. >And there was that same claw holding your hand
  5. >Though it seemed that Dis... Eris wanted to be the big spoon today...
  6. >So at least that was fucking different...
  7. >The draconequus let out a sleepy murmur, nuzzling the top of her head as she pushed you further into her cleavage
  8. >It seemed like Eris had forgone wearing her usual shirt today and because of it you could feel the softness of the fur on her ta-ta's against your face
  9. >...Among other things...
  10. >Today the smell of just baked bread filled your nose as you just laid there like the fucking putz that you were
  11. >This was the part where you were supposed to hop out of bed and toss your friend out of the window whilst you screamed profanities at the two of your lungs
  12. >You were supposed to be mad, jacked, pissed the fuck off
  13. >But no, you were just laying there, pressed against a soft, warm body under these warm and comfortable covers on top of this soft bed
  14. >...
  15. >Sighing again you closed your eyes and did your best to get comfortable
  16. >From what you could tell the sun wasn't anywhere close to rising
  17. >So you may as well get some more shuteye before you had to deal with this--
  18. >"You know it's not very much fun to watch you sleep."
  19. >Bringing your face out of its pillowy prison you looked up to see Eris staring down at you with a small frown
  20. >The lass's eyes were glowing in the darkness of the room...
  21. >Freaky
  22. >Not the weirdest thing you've seen but it was freaky
  23. >"And I know what you're going to say," Eris continued, not giving you a chance to say something. "Eris, you sexy devil, what do you know about the way people sleep? It's not like you've watched a lot of ponies doing the act yourself!"
  24. >You twitched as her paw started to run up and down your back
  25.  
  26. >"Well that's where you'd be wrong, my Nonnykins. Over the centuries I've watched many, many ponies sleep. I've studied their habits and everything. It's something of a hobby really."
  27. >You tried to push yourself away from the crazy bitch holding you but her grip was firm
  28. >"There's just something about watching a pony kicking their widdle hoofsies while they dream about running through a meadow that really makes me smile," she said, pressing you lightly against her collarbone. "And you'll never laugh harder when you watch a mad pony twitching and crying in their sleep. And there dreams? I swear if feels like you're swimming in a pool of fuzzy pop whenever you poke your head into their head to see what's going on."
  29. >With another sigh you just go limp in Eris's grip
  30. >It was too fucking early to fight
  31. >Or scream
  32. >Or even swear
  33. >So you were just gonna sit here and let the loony talk herself out so you could get some more fucking sleep
  34. >To reward you for your lack of struggle Eris started to run her claw through your hair
  35. >"But you don't DO anything when you're asleep! You barely twitch, I haven't heard you mutter something ONCE since we've been together, and your dreams are... bleh!"
  36. >You could feel her paw snake downwards
  37. >Though you were still half asleep you were quick to grab the thing
  38. >"There hasn't even been any morning wood that I can play with before you open your eyes and see my beautiful face in the morning!"
  39. >You twitched as the frankenstein flicked your forehead
  40. >What what you have no fucking idea
  41. >Her tail was wrapped around your leg, she had one claw running through your hair and you had her paw...
  42. >"You're lucky that you have such a nice flank, otherwise I might have to rethink our relationship just--"
  43. "Fuck off," you said with a yawn. "And we ain't in a fucking relationship you git."
  44. >Eris made a face
  45. >"SomeONE'S not a morning person..."
  46. "It's not fucking morning."
  47.  
  48. >Eris was silent for a few moments before pressing your face back against her chest
  49. >"You're right; it's not morning Nonnykins," she murmured, holding you close
  50. >She once again nuzzled the top of your head
  51. >"It's nighttime: the part of the day where all good little ponies and humans need to get their sleep so they can do silly little human and or pony things."
  52. >Despite yourself you yawned again, your eyes already closing
  53. >When you woke up you were gonna toss this blighter out of your fucking house
  54. >And after you did that you were going to get Twilight to put some kind of magic over your house to keep her out of your fucking bed
  55. >...But until then you needed to sleep
  56. >You half asleep as Eris leaned down and kissed your forehead
  57. >"So get some sleep, my little humey. You and I have a BIG day tomorrow. One filled with wooing and declarations of love and chocolate bananas."
  58. >Eris tried to pull her claw out of your grasp but you held firm
  59. >Fuck no
  60. >You might be enough of a pushover to let this cunt sleep with you but you weren't getting fucking MOLESTED in your sleep
  61. >Not today
  62. >Eris giggled as you pressed her claw close to your chest
  63. >"And I can't wait~"
  64.  
  65. ~Hours later~
  66. >...
  67. >...
  68. >...
  69. >There was no tail wrapped around your leg...
  70. >And no one was holding your hand...
  71. >Your eyes snapped open and you quickly sat up in your bed
  72. >Quickly looking around you see that you were the only one in your bedroom
  73. >...
  74. >Throwing off you covers you see that you're still wearing your boxers
  75. "Thank fuckin' Christ," you groan aloud, letting yourself fall back into your pillows
  76. >It must have just been a dream...
  77. >Eris wasn't--
  78. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU [Embed]
  79. >...
  80. >...
  81. >...
  82. >You don't remember getting out of your bed but you found yourself walking toward your window to see where the... music was coming from
  83. >"ANON! ANNNNNNNOOOOOONNNNNN!"
  84. >Dread twisted your stomach as you drew near to the window
  85.  
  86. >By the sounds of it the... music was coming from outside right in front of your house
  87. >In your heart of hearts you knew who was blasting this fucking song but you didn't want to believe it
  88. >A part of you just wanted this to be a joke from Twilight
  89. >Or maybe a new human just popped up in this world and had shit taste in music
  90. >Yeah... That'd be nic--
  91. >"Nonny! My love!"
  92. >Lifting open the window you poked your head out your window and looked down
  93. >"AAAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOONNNNNNN!"
  94. >Eris was standing in the middle of the road with a boombox over her head
  95. >There was a pink raincloud above her head and coming out of it was...
  96. >Chocolate milk?
  97. >"AAAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!"
  98. >All along the road are ponies staring, whispering to each other, and laughing
  99. >...You were going to be in the paper again weren't you?
  100. "WHAT?!" you roared
  101. >"AAAAAANNNNNNNNOOOOOOONNNNNNN--omph!"
  102. >The boombox fell out of Eris's claws as your shoe flew through the air and smacked her right in the forehead
  103. >"OW!"
  104. "Turn that fuckin' shit off you moron!"
  105. >"NO! It's the only song that truly conveys my feelings toward you!"
  106. "I swear to the fuckin' holy ghost if I have to go out there and turn that shit--"
  107. >"Invite me in your house!"
  108. "...What?"
  109. >"Let me come into your house so we can having breakfast together! If you do that then I'll turn off the music."
  110. >You poked your head back into your bedroom to see if you could find anything else to throw at the ninny
  111. >...Fuck, you didn't have anything else...
  112. >Wait, where did your other shoe go?
  113. "If ya keep playin that shit Twilight's gonna come out and make ya turn that it off."
  114. >Soaked to be bone with chocolate milk rain, Eris picked her boombox (where did she even get that fucking thing?...) and lifted it over her head once more
  115. >"ANNNNNOOOOOONNNNNN!"
  116. >...No
  117. >"ANNNNNOOOOOOONNNNNNN!"
  118. >Nope
  119. >"NOOOOOONNNNNNYYYYYY!!!"
  120. >If you just waited Twilight would fix this
  121. >"NOOOONNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYKKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!"
  122.  
  123. >She'd turn that fucking music off and you'd have your peace and quiet
  124. >"MMMMMYYYYYY LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE!"
  125. >...
  126. "FUCKING GET IN HERE!"
  127. >Eris perked up
  128. >"Really?!"
  129. "YES! Just turn that fuckin' music off and get my fucking shoe! An' dry yerself off. I don't want ya trailing chocolate milk in me house!"
  130. >"...Are you going to hit me with it again if I give it to you?"
  131. "...Hit you with what?"
  132. >"Your shoe silly."
  133. "JUST FUCKIN' GET IN HERE YA CUNT!"
  134. >Now grinning, Eris snapped her claws and disappeared in a flash
  135. >Thankfully she took her boombox and raincloud with her
  136. >Wherever she fucking went...
  137. >Hopefully to fuck off valley...
  138. >The bloody wanker...
  139. >Groaning, you smacked your head against the frame of your window
  140. "It's not even lunch time and I'm fuckin' done for the cunting, pissing day," you muttered, slamming your window closed and shuffling toward your closet
  141. >Getting dressed in a beater and some pajama bottoms you shuffled downstairs and toward your kitchen...
  142. >...Where Eris was waiting
  143. >"Mornin' Nonny!" she chirped
  144. >You looked down at your kitchen table
  145. >>There were about half a dozen styrofoam containers in the center of the thing
  146. >All but two of your chairs had fucked off
  147. >Eris was sitting on one and the other was right next to her
  148. >...
  149. >Walking over you sat beside the pain in the ass
  150. "An' what the 'ell do ya got here?"
  151. >With a snap of her claws, Eris summoned up some silverware and placed it in front of you
  152. "It's your breakfast, dear," she said. "Since I knew that my snookums would be hungry when he opened those bea-utiful eyes of his I took the liberty of getting you some grub!"
  153. >You eyed her suspiciously
  154. "Ya got me fucking food?" you asked, eyes narrowing
  155. >"Yep!"
  156. "...An' where did ya get this "food"?"
  157. >Giggling, Eris reached for one of the containers tops
  158. >You scooched back, ready for any--
  159. >Were those pancakes?
  160.  
  161. >"I got up extra early and went over to SugarCube Corner to get you something," Eris said, leaning over and planting a kiss on your cheek, which you were quick to brush off. "I didn't know what you'd like so I got a little bit of everything."
  162. >As if to quell your fears about any magicked food she grabbed one of the pancakes and took a big bite out of it
  163. >"Eash up, itsh really goodsh!"
  164. >You made a face as half-chewed food flew out of the loony's mouth
  165. "...Alright."
  166. >Not taking your eyes off your friend you started popping off containers to see everything that she got
  167. >Pancakes, waffles, cinnamon buns; everything and anything that one could think of was all right there just waiting to be eaten
  168. >And, as far as you could tell, none of it had been tampered with
  169. >You would have been all too happy to just dig in and eat until you couldn't eat anymore
  170. >...But
  171. >You had questions
  172. >Important ones
  173. "Eris?"
  174. >"Yes, my little sugar plum?"
  175. "Where did ya get the money fer all of this stuff?"
  176. >Eris's face scrunched up as you looked away from the food and turned toward her
  177. >"I feel like you're insinuating something!"
  178. "Lass--"
  179. >"I'm a goddess that can create anything that I desire with a snap of my claws."
  180. "Eris--"
  181. >"Of course I could--"
  182. "Ya can't make bits."
  183. >Eris paused mid rant
  184. >"...Pardon?"
  185. "I said ya can't make bits ya gizzard," you said, feeling a headache coming on. "An' do ya wanna know HOW I know ya fucking can't make bits?"
  186. >Looking a good deal more nervous than she had a few seconds ago, Eris quickly shook her head
  187. >"Oh, that won't be necessary, Nonny," she said, tugging at her collar. "We could--"
  188. "I know ya can't make bits 'cause every fuckin' bit made has come kind of magic in it that lets ya know that it's a real bit an' not a forgery."
  189. >Twilight had properly explained how the Equestria National Mint did it but to be honest you hadn't been paying all that much attention to that particular lecture
  190.  
  191. >It had been five shots for a bit night at the local bar the day before and daddy had had to show the kiddies how it was done
  192. >But you had gotten the gist of it
  193. "An' the only ones that know how to put this fucking magic in the gold coins is the mint that makes 'em up in Canterlot."
  194. >"B-But muh god powers..."
  195. >Doing your best to look calm you leaned toward the draconequus, who scooched away nervously, her eyes darting everywhere but in your direction
  196. "Not the princesses, not you, not me, THEM. So, lass, I'm gonna ask again. Where did ya get the money fer all of this food?"
  197. >"..."
  198. "..."
  199. >"..."
  200. "..."
  201. >"I used the money from your bit bag."
  202. >Of course she fucking did...
  203. >Sighing, you grabbed six big pancakes and tossed them onto your plate
  204. >"...I could make it up to you by--"
  205. "No."
  206. >A bit of an awkward silence fills the air as you focus on your plate and do your best to shovel as much food into your gullet as you could
  207. >Though you KNEW that this food probably wasn't all that cheap, what with it being from SugarCube Corner and all, you couldn't help but admit that everything was pretty great
  208. >The pancakes were good enough to eat without syrup
  209. >The cinnamon buns were warm and gooey and amazing
  210. >And even the waffles, a morning food that you usually didn't care all that much for, were fucking awesome
  211. >It was all so good that when you finally finished eating you weren't even all that upset as you once again turned toward your mate
  212. >Eris had a small smile on her face as she looked back over at you, an odd twinkle in those red eyes of her's
  213. >"I always love a stallion with a good appetite," she mused, wiping a bit of icing from the corner of your mouth with her thumb
  214. >You tried to bat her claw away but she quickly pulled her hand back and stuck her thumb into her mouth
  215. >"It really shows me that you appreciate all of my hard work slaving over a over this morning."
  216. "Ya didn't make any o' the fucking food ya ninny."
  217.  
  218. >"Stirring the icing and batter until it was perfect... Heating everything up just right."
  219. >Before you could think up of another way to tell the frankenstein that she was a git the draconequus had all but leapt out of her chair and wrapped her arms around your neck
  220. >"It might have been a bother, sure, but I did it all but a smile. Because I knew that my wonderful, amazing husbando would be happy that I made it all for him," she said nuzzling the side of your cheek
  221. >You tried to shove her off you but she held firm
  222. "I swear to Christ I'll stab ya with me fork if ya don't let go."
  223. >Eris giggled, her hot breath washing over your neck as she pressed her muzzle into it
  224. >"If you don't mind I'd prefer it if you stabbed me with something else~"
  225. "Ya know, if I just up and killed ya I bet I wouldn't get shit over it."
  226. >"I have no gag reflex~"
  227. "In fact I betcha I'd get a fuckin award if I did ya in."
  228. >"I'm not wearing any panties~"
  229. "They're be parades an' celebrations and all that shit if I up an' did it."
  230. >Eris sighed again, nuzzling into your side even more as you sat there irritated and more than a little frustrated
  231. >...
  232. >...
  233. >...
  234. >She better have fucking panties underneath that long ass shirt of her's...
  235. >"Anon?" Eris said, suddenly adopting a serious tone. "Even if you don't want me to I'm going to make it up to you for using your money to buy all of this food."
  236. >Huh, really?
  237. >That was oddly... mature of your mate
  238. >Usually he'd use your money to buy food and he'd laugh if you got pissy with him about it
  239. >A small smile came to your face, and you were about to thank your mate, when her head flew away from your neck and she smashed her nose up against your's
  240. >You tried to reel back, but her claws shot up and grabbed you by the face
  241. >"We're gonna to go out and get me some new duds! And you can watch me put everything on!"
  242. "With who's fucking money?!" you instantly demanded as Eris began to drag you to the fucking door
  243.  
  244. >"With your money of course, silly! Now come on, Rarity's Boutique awaits!"
  245. "We ain't using my fucking money to buy you fucking clothes that you don't need!"
  246. >"ADVENTURE!"
  247. "This ain't no fucking adventure ya fucking moron! Now let go o' me before I--"
  248. >"ADVENTURE!!!"
  249.  
  250. ~Sometime later~
  251.  
  252. >You never liked Rarity's little shop all that much
  253. >Just like every house in this little village everything was too small for you
  254. >The ceilings, the doors, the fucking chairs
  255. >It made you feel like a giant in a land of fucking hobbits, and, incredibly, Rarity's shop seemed the smallest of them all
  256. >You had to almost crawl to get in her door and when you were in the building you constantly had to watch out for the ceiling, lights, and support beams
  257. >The number of headaches that you had acquired from trying to walk around in the place was uncountable
  258. >But there you were, sitting in a too fucking small chair with your hands in your fucking lap with Rarity standing right beside you
  259. >With that smile of her's...
  260. >"Oh, stop looking so glum, Anonymous dear," the marshmallow chided
  261. "Fuck off," you grumbled, shifting from left to right to try to find a more comfortable position on the stool
  262. >Not surprisingly, it was still as uncomfortable as ever
  263. >...Fucking little chairs...
  264. >"I thought that you'd LOVE to have a marefriend that liked to dress up, seeing as you cover yourself everyday."
  265. >You eyed the door that was across the room meaningfully, then you eyed the windows
  266. >Twice you had tried to escape
  267. >And twice, though she was in the small room covered by a curtain that Rarity used as a changing room, Eris had managed to stop you
  268. >When you had made a rush for the door the door knob had disappeared
  269. >When you tried to climb out the window you had fallen right in front of your stool
  270. >So until you figured out to outsmart someone that knew what you were doing when you weren't even in the same fucking room you were stuck here
  271. >But not for long
  272.  
  273. >Cause you were GOING to find a fucking way out of this shit
  274. >Because FUCK shopping for clothes
  275. "Eris ain't my fucking marefriend, Rara. An' just because I wear clothes don't mean I like sitting on my ass waitin' for someone to fucking show me what they put on."
  276. >"Don't you think you're being a LITTLE moody dear? Eris only wants to see what you think of the clothes that I made for her."
  277. >The clothes that she made with YOUR fucking money...
  278. >...Fucking Eris...
  279. "She's been in the fucking room for half an hour, Rara."
  280. >"Some ponies need a little more time than others to get dressed, darling."
  281. >You snorted
  282. "No one needs This much fucking--"
  283. >"Ta-da~!"
  284. >Throwing open the curtain, Eris suddenly strutted out of the fitting room with like she owned the place
  285. >The draconequus was wearing a longish, tight-fitting sleeveless pink shirt and a pair of lacy black panties that hugged her hips in (admittedly) all the right ways
  286. >You could see her breast bouncing in her shirt as she walked over to you with that grin of her's
  287. >"So what do you think?" she asked, doing a little twirl
  288. >Rara made some happy horse sounds as she clapped her hooves together
  289. >"Wonderful, wonderful! I'll admit that I had my concerns when you came to me with your designs, Eris dear, but look at you!"
  290. >With her little furry chest puffed out, Rara trotted over to your mate and started circling her, her head cocked to the side
  291. >"The shirt shows your figure without revealing too much, and your... undergarments... Yes, yes, VERY nice..."
  292. >Eris giggled, giving her butt a shake as she looked over at you
  293. >"What do you think, Nonny? Do I take your breath away?"
  294. >You wiggled on the stool a little more
  295. "Yer takin' something away," you grumbled, leaning back slightly
  296. >Eris's smile diminished ever so slightly
  297. >"...Wellllll, if you don't like this one..."
  298. >Her smile returned full force
  299. >"Rarity here made me lots and lots of clothes for me to try on!">Cause you were GOING to find a fucking way out of this shit
  300. >Because FUCK shopping for clothes
  301. "Eris ain't my fucking marefriend, Rara. An' just because I wear clothes don't mean I like sitting on my ass waitin' for someone to fucking show me what they put on."
  302. >"Don't you think you're being a LITTLE moody dear? Eris only wants to see what you think of the clothes that I made for her."
  303. >The clothes that she made with YOUR fucking money...
  304. >...Fucking Eris...
  305. "She's been in the fucking room for half an hour, Rara."
  306. >"Some ponies need a little more time than others to get dressed, darling."
  307. >You snorted
  308. "No one needs This much fucking--"
  309. >"Ta-da~!"
  310. >Throwing open the curtain, Eris suddenly strutted out of the fitting room with like she owned the place
  311. >The draconequus was wearing a longish, tight-fitting sleeveless pink shirt and a pair of lacy black panties that hugged her hips in (admittedly) all the right ways
  312. >You could see her breast bouncing in her shirt as she walked over to you with that grin of her's
  313. >"So what do you think?" she asked, doing a little twirl
  314. >Rara made some happy horse sounds as she clapped her hooves together
  315. >"Wonderful, wonderful! I'll admit that I had my concerns when you came to me with your designs, Eris dear, but look at you!"
  316. >With her little furry chest puffed out, Rara trotted over to your mate and started circling her, her head cocked to the side
  317. >"The shirt shows your figure without revealing too much, and your... undergarments... Yes, yes, VERY nice..."
  318. >Eris giggled, giving her butt a shake as she looked over at you
  319. >"What do you think, Nonny? Do I take your breath away?"
  320. >You wiggled on the stool a little more
  321. "Yer takin' something away," you grumbled, leaning back slightly
  322. >Eris's smile diminished ever so slightly
  323. >"...Wellllll, if you don't like this one..."
  324. >Her smile returned full force
  325. >"Rarity here made me lots and lots of clothes for me to try on!"
  326.  
  327. >She disappeared with a snap of her claws and appeared at your side
  328. >Her grin grew as she hopped in your lap, wrapped her arms around her neck as she straddled you
  329. "Get off me."
  330. >Eris leaned forward, booping your nose with her's
  331. >"Make me~"
  332. >Your hands assumed the shoving position
  333. >Alright
  334. >Time to knock this bugger on her ass...
  335. >...
  336. >Right about now...
  337. >...
  338. >Now...
  339. >NOW...
  340. >...
  341. >NOOOOOWWWWWW...
  342. >"Ahem?"
  343. >You and Eris turned toward Rarity, who was blushing at your little... display
  344. >"While I might be one for public displays of affection this IS a place of business. So if you please, Eris?"
  345. >Before you had a chance to turn your head a soft pair of lips planted a little kiss on your cheek
  346. >Startled, you fell out of the stool just as Eris hopped off of you
  347. >"My apologies, Mrs. Rarity," she said with a giggle, her hips swaying as she made her way back toward the changing room. "I'm sure you know how love is."
  348. >Rarity smiled a smiley smile
  349. >That was... smiley
  350. >"All is forgiven, Eris dear. Now hop, hop! We have many more clothes that need to be seen!"
  351. >Sitting up you look around the room once more
  352. >...
  353. >Seeing a broom sitting not three feet away from you you reached over and grabbed it
  354. >Hefting your impoverished weapon, you picked yourself up and say back on your stool
  355. >"Is everything alright there, Anonymous darling?" Rarity asked with a grin
  356. "I'm fine lass," you say, giving your broom a few practice swings
  357. >"Are you sure? You seem a little flustered."
  358. "I'm just peachy, Rarity."
  359. >"And is that a blush I se--"
  360. "Fuck off ya buggering teabag."
  361. >The rest of your morning went by without a hitch
  362. >Eris tried on many, many clothes but she didn't touch you again
  363. >Though that didn't mean she wasn't doing her best to sprinkle your gingersnaps
  364. >Sauntering out of the dressing room, bending over in front of you, circling you like you were fucking prey; Eris did everything and a half
  365.  
  366. >But you were the rock of of fucking Gibraltar
  367. >Even when Eris had Rarity blushing you didn't give the cunt an inch
  368. >NOT
  369. >AN
  370. >INCH
  371. >You just sat there with your broom at the ready like the man that you were
  372. >If Eris was discouraged about your lack of emotion she didn't show it
  373. >She just continued to strut her stuff, wiggle her butt, and give you "looks"
  374. >And after about four fucking, pissing hours of this hell you and Eris left the boutique with bags of clothing and bags, whereafter Eris strutted through town with her arm hooked through your's winking at every little horse that was near like everything was fine and dandy
  375. >You, not being able to do anything about the arm situation since you had to CARRY all the fucking bags yourself for some reason, had just endured it like you had endured the teasing and the flashing and the innuendos
  376. >Eventually you were gonna kill 'em
  377. >You were going to snap like a twig because of your friend's shit and you were going to take her out
  378. >Murk her
  379. >Murder
  380. >Kill
  381. >Unlife
  382. >You might not feel like doing it now, as exhausted as you were because of this FUCKING day, but you were going to do it eventually
  383. >Swear on me mum!
  384. >As if sensing your foul, foul mood the moment the two of you got home Eris had left you alone, disappearing to... wherever she went when she wasn't in your house bothering you
  385. >And what a wonderful few hours it was
  386. >You had laid around on your couch
  387. >You had fixed yourself up some dinner
  388. >You watered the upside down tree and the little grove of crystal flowers under the thing
  389. >And after that a quick shower and some light reading had finished off your day
  390. >Peace and quiet and no looney's screaming or flashing their tits at you
  391. >Truly an oasis in the desert that you had been marching through these past days
  392. >All that was needed to make your afternoon a perfect one was going to bed and getting a WELL deserved sleep
  393. >But, for some reason, there was a problem
  394.  
  395. >No matter what position you were in
  396. >No matter what side of the pillow you were laying on
  397. >No matter how much you changed the thermostat
  398. >You couldn't get to fucking bed
  399. >You couldn't drift off
  400. >Not even a little bit
  401. >So, at two in the fucking morning, you found yourself staring at the ceiling of your pitch-black room, as muffed as all hell
  402. >Go to sleep...
  403. >Go to sleep
  404. >GOTOSLEEP!
  405. >GOTOFUCKINGSLEEPGODDAMMIT!!!
  406. >...
  407. "Fuckin' 'ell..."
  408. >Seeing as you weren't going to be getting any sleep tonight, you were about to throw off your covers and get out of your bed when you heard your bedroom being open
  409. >What the hell?...
  410. >Your body tensed as you saw a silhouette of someone standing in your doorway
  411. >"Nonny?"
  412. >Eris's voice cut through the silence like a knife as the draconequus floated toward you
  413. >You, relieved that it was just your mate and not some intruder or... worse, let out a sigh of relief
  414. >Goddammit...
  415. >This bitch was going to give you a bloody heart attack...
  416. >Eris floated closer toward you, fiddling with her claws nervously
  417. >...For some reason...
  418. >You had no idea WHY she'd be nervous...
  419. >"Are you awake, Anon?"
  420. >You said nothing, simply pretending to be asleep
  421. >It was too fucking late to deal with your mate's nonsen--
  422. >She'sleaningovercloseyoureyesnigga!
  423. >You shut your eyes as Eris leaned over you, her red eyes scanning your face
  424. >"Say something if you're awake, Nonny," she whispered
  425. >You twitched as she gently touched your face with a paw but you said nothing
  426. >You'renotawake
  427.  
  428. >You'renotawake!
  429. >Leavemethefuckalone!!!
  430. >The draconequus goes silent as she inspects you, her paw drawing circles on your cheek as her hot breath washes over you
  431. >"...Alrighty then..."
  432. >Suddenly, your covers are thrown off of you and your bed squeaks as Eris climbs into it
  433. >Trying to be as quiet as possible so not to wake you, Eris crawled toward you and laid down beside you
  434. >Though you weren't touching you could feel her body heat as her claw ran down your side
  435. >"Are you sure you aren't awake, Anonymous?" she whispered in your ear
  436. >Goosebumps ran down your neck as you laid there, doing your best to play dead
  437. >Another minute passed before you feel Eris pressing herself against you
  438. >Her tail quickly coiled around you and her muzzle finds its usual place in the crook of your neck as she pressed her soft body against you
  439. >Through no fault of your own you let out a quiet sigh as she threw the covers over the two of you
  440. >"Annnnnnnooooooonnnnnnn."
  441. "..."
  442. >Giving your neck a tender kiss, Eris removed her muzzle from the nook of your neck and pressed her nose against yours
  443. >Though your eyes were closed you could feel her eyes on you
  444. >"Annnnnooooonnnnnnn."
  445. >The small smile on your face quickly turned into a frown as she started poking your chest
  446. >"Nonny."
  447. "..."
  448. >"Nonnykins."
  449. "..."
  450. >"I know you're awake, honey bunny."
  451. >Your hand snapped up, covering the cunt's mouth as she tried to kiss you
  452. >One of your eyes snapped open to stare at the draconequus' glowing red eyes
  453. >Her lips slipped between your fingers
  454. >"So my little human finally caught me in the act eh?"
  455. >Your hand clamped down a little harder on her mouth
  456. "Get out of me fucking bed."
  457. >Your hand shoots away as her tongue started to lick your palm
  458.  
  459. Fuckin' dirty cunt."
  460. >Eris giggled as she tried to give you an eskimo kiss
  461. >"Only for you~"
  462. >You reeled back, making a face
  463. "Get the fuck out of me bed."
  464. >She continued to lean forward, her nose at the ready
  465. >The two of you crawled across the bed until the gizzard had you at the edge of the bed
  466. >"Come on, Nonny. Give me kisses."
  467. "Fuck off."
  468. >"Come onnnnnnn!"
  469. "Fuuuuucccckkkk oooofffff!"
  470. >The two of you rolled around, wrestling for position, until you found yourself in the middle of the bed with the cunt LITERALLY wrapped around you
  471. >...Fucking part-snake women...
  472. >Though you were still frowning it was getting hard to keep your eyes open
  473. >It seemed that you body had decided NOW was sleepytime
  474. >Eris, her hair messy from your little altercation, laid her head on your shoulder
  475. >"Night Nonny."
  476. >Her claw once again found your hand
  477. >You frowned hard, keeping your gaze glued on the ceiling
  478. >...
  479. >...
  480. >...
  481. "...Good night."
  482. >"Love you."
  483. "Don't fucking push it."
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