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- Black people
- I'ma steal your shoes
- You better hide your wallet
- Cause I'ma take that too
- Black people
- Hey
- Black people
- One big family,
- With a really big bucket
- of KFC
- Black people
- (Seriously, like all of us are related)
- I ran into an old amigo named Juan Luis
- The Mexican called me "Apple" cause we both hang from trees
- Now I, I kinda took that in a joking way
- But was he talking 'bout monkeys or the Kメ メ Kメ メ Kメ メ ?
- We don't get sunburnt, just ashy knees
- And we don't chew tメ メ oメ メ bメ メ aメ メ cメ メ cメ メ oメ メ
- But we will smoke wメ メ eメ メ eメ メ dメ メ
- Puff, puff, pass like the train that could,
- And we can't spell "neighbor, " so we call it "the hood"
- And most of us will die with our finger on the trigger
- I guess that's why they say I'm just a filthy little spear chucking, chicken
- eating, melon sucking, lone fetus, wメ メ eメ メ eメ メ dメ メ smoking, long pメ メ eメ メ nメ メ iメ メ sメ メ ...
- you get the picture.
- They tried to keep us out the White House again
- But just like all white houses, one of us broke in.
- And welfare and diapers is all we got
- If you don't wear my favorite color then you might get shot...
- (My favorite color is purple, by the way...)
- A black woman came to me to bash my song
- I told her, "All Blacks are Democrat, now prove me wrong."
- Black people
- I'ma steal your shoes
- You better hide your wallet
- Cause I'ma take that too
- Black people
- Hey
- Black People
- One big family,
- With a really big bucket
- of KFC
- Black people
- (And it doesn't have to be KFC, we like Popeye's biscuits too)
- Hey, Hey.
- Yo, Check It, Unh, Yo, Yo, Yo
- Yo!
- Rap Verse:
- Now, there's a line between discriminating and not in different places
- You are if you use thenメ メ メ メ wメ メ oメ メ rメ メ dメ メ , but if you're black then you're not racist,
- I mean, well, I guess you can, just not around your black friends,
- You'll get jumped by every cousin, including the one behind that trash can,
- Now, let me tell you a story, back before America was stolen,
- There were two tribes of black people, the Indians and the Po' Ones,
- The Indians were like caramel, the Po One's were like sharpies,
- I guess that's why they call them Pilgrims, and why they call us Darkies.
- The Indians had all the horses, land, turkeys, the geniuses
- The Po One's killed their horses, took their hair and their pメ メ eメ メ nメ メ iメ メ sメ メ eメ メ sメ メ ,
- But uh.there's not really a moral to this story though,
- Except that we will steal your goodies, and that is how the story goes.
- Black people
- I'ma steal your shoes
- You better hide your wallet
- Cause I'ma take that too
- Black people
- Hey
- Black People
- One big family,
- With a really big bucket
- of KFC
- Black people
- Black People
- Since '72,
- Going broke making cheap cars
- taller than you
- Black people
- (Ok, you gotta admit... we do have some nice rims though, right?)
- Black people
- Front Porch monkey
- With a bメ メ lメ メ uメ メ nメ メ tメ メ and a banana,
- "Ooo Aaa, Eee eee!"
- Black people
- Hey, Hey!
- (This is probably the most racist song I've ever written... But if you
- laughed your racist too.
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