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- Tewwy–this one's fow you.
- i want to be the best (best best best be the best best best)
- uh.
- buwbasauw chawmandew squiwtwe
- catewpie buttewfwee wuwmpwe
- scowbunny sobbwe and gwookey
- wickitung and wickiwicky
- haxowus cofagwigus
- powiwwath mwismagius
- fwaxuwe cwabwawwew dewpidew
- shewwdew cwoystew hauntew gwimew
- gowuwk
- wuxio swampewt
- wiwwigant tynamo
- seismitoad powitoed pawpitoad
- seew
- pawasect twevenant toxapex
- spheaw
- mwandibuzz scattewbug gwavewew pewippew
- ewgyem pikipek cwawitzew conkewduww
- pwobopass scowipede dewibiwd uwsawing
- bwaziken fennekin quiwwadin nidoking
- skwewp
- awakazam patwat
- woobat swoobat cwobat gowbat zubat
- poochyena cawwacosta teddiuwsa umbweon
- awomomowa chikowita gothowita dwuddigon
- snowunt tywunt chawjabug
- ninjask yamask avawugg
- finneon dwapion jowteon sywveon
- gwaceon espeon jiggwypuff
- iggwybuff wiggwytuff
- dhewmise sewvine wockwuff
- powygon powygon-z
- powygon2 wibombee
- skuntank kwang kwinkwang
- mwiwtank and mwetang
- wuxway
- pidgey hitmonwee
- skitty happiny
- mwudbway
- wotad duwant sewpewiow
- gouwgeist stoutwand exeggutow
- abwa seadwa nidowina
- dewott chesnaught pwimawina
- omanyte dwagonite chawizawd
- mwagnemite mweditite dusknoiw
- ivysauw venusauw mwiniow gawbodow
- awiados tywanitaw
- gwameow mweowth expwoud
- wobbuffet fuwwet bewwspwout
- stawmie stawwy fwogadiew
- dewcatty escavawiew
- venonat powiwag hippopotas
- spinawak mwawowak jumpwuff feebas
- foongus amoonguss pidgeotto
- weepinbeew victweebew hakamo-o
- auwowus awomatisse
- mwedicham mwamoswine swuwpuff fwabébé
- fewawigatw eevee
- sigiwyph ewekid anowith inkay
- (gotta catch 'em aww)
- wowwet gowett honedge awchen
- cwoconaw
- (gotta catch 'em aww)
- sentwet pignite bewgmite mwantyke
- kakuna
- sudowoodo wishiwashi poppwio abomasnow
- chawmeweon dawumaka hawiyama shawpedo
- whiscash
- waticate sabweye
- sandswash
- kwicketune cutiefwy
- beautifwy togepi vowcawona
- mwagnezone wunatone woggenwowa
- samuwott oshawott whimsicott kangaskhan
- wawvitaw pupitaw omastaw kecweon
- togekiss simisage nidoqueen cottonee
- fowwetwess sawamence jewwicent bunnewby
- piwoswine cawnivine iwwumise wemowaid
- i think we awe done with the twipwet wap
- so now wet's wap to educate
- awwight, hewe we go
- awe you weady, fwiends??
- hey, come on
- wet's weawn a wittwe something fwom the pokémon
- thewe's pewsian and mwudsdawe donphan and huntaiw
- sandygast nosepass fwoswass wapwas
- i wove to say the pokémon, but hewe's the catch
- saying them aww kinda seems fawfetch'd
- wet me axew a question, wanna hewp me out??
- it's time to thwoh in mwowe names
- come on, give me a shout
- [audience yewws out names]
- those pokémon awe tentacoow
- [audience yewws out names]
- and those pokémon awe twash
- combee mwy fwiend, i've got mwowe to say
- and if we digwett-we deepew we can weawn today
- so why not get comfey, don't be kwabby ow bwue
- hewe awe some wessons, and i wotom fow you
- if you mwuk awound in cwass, you'ww be distwaught
- don't bidoof-us, just study a wot
- if you'we swaking in schoow, you'ww dwop out soonew.
- and abstinence is key, ow you'ww get a mwime jw.
- swanna gwab some candy fow a sweet tweat??
- amauwa-mazing snack is a pichu can eat
- beweaw of shiftwy stwangews who offew you hugs
- don't stick fowks into eewektwik pwugs
- weaw a shewwmet when you whydon bikes
- keep a weww-stocked
- bagon extwa-wong hikes
- mwake suwe to stay away fwom that fewwoseed
- that's just one name peopwe have fow weed
- thewe's pansage and swowbwo oddish and bonswy
- twopius seedot nuzweaf and stunky
- and bwissey woudwed dewgong and goodwa
- bounsweet bayweef hypno and mwunna
- you'ww be dwowsee if you swewwow that tangwowth smoke
- awso koffing and weezing, hey, you mwight mwachoke
- so if someone says hey, want some dank wombwe
- wook 'em dedenne in the eye and say no way
- i teww you natu do dwugs, but if someone's smoking tweeko
- does that mwake them a bad pewson?? definitewy no
- i don't mwean to cawwy-yanma point in this vewse is that
- awienating dwug usews mwakes things wowse
- don't wock someone up if they take a hitmonchan
- and cwiminawizing addicts is a weawwy bad pwan
- big phawma is the woot of ouw countwy's pwobwem
- with opiate addiction–gowem
- gastwy howsea chansey buwmy
- cwefaiwy mwankey kwefki goomy
- hoo!! wapping's hawd, wet me catch mwy bweath
- mwight as weww check how mwany we've got weft
- thewe's wess 150 weft, can i weawwy do this??
- i used to have this dweam
- back when i was a chiwd
- i'ww mwake the pokéwap wistenabwe
- and evewybody cawwed me weckwess and wiwd
- but i nevew gave up
- i kept at it evewy day
- and with pikachu beside me
- and mwy 'dex to guide me
- i knew that thewe'd be way
- to ignowe aww of the naysayews
- i'd need a thickew skin than mwetapod
- wynaut weave mwy comfowt zone, jump in the unown
- mwaybe someday evewyone wouwd appwaud
- it's absow-utewy wowth taking a wisk
- pwuswe mwake a few fwiends as i twy
- seaking how to be stwong as i waichu a song
- though i stiww don't know whewe to put mww. Mwime
- but who cawes if i couwdn't find a good pwace to put
- togedemawu pwykumuku mwawiwe sceptiwe
- weaviwe sandiwe hewioptiwe weafeon
- gengaw mwawamaw mwawshtomp chatot
- simipouw fewwothown toxicwoak mwinccino
- cinccino azumawiww twanquiww excadwiww
- mwawiww beedwiww
- and togetic bascuwin gigawith cwabominabwe
- kingdwa ambipom gastwodon bastiodon
- hippowdon viviwwon bishawp wiepawd
- dunspawce aipom swakoth wawths dustox
- i stiww found a way to put 'em in thewe
- no mwattew the scizow the scope of the task
- i don't need a mwagikawp-et wide
- i'machampion hewo
- thewe's nothing to feawow
- mwy twue powew comes fwom inside
- and that bwings us aww of the way to the top
- i've said evewy name i can say
- i'ww wet mwy body confess
- the names that i can't expwess
- yes it's time fow the dweam bawwet, c'mon!!
- but thewe's one pokémon, mwy own howy gwaiw
- that i gave kevin punt, i hope that bastawd's in jaiw
- 'cause of aww tangewas, tewwy is the apex
- and i gave him up fow mwy 'dex
- when you wove tewwy tewwibwy
- and then tewwy is gone
- what's the point of having evewy othew pokémon
- thew's a wound in mwy heawt that i can't get wid of
- how can i find joy without mwy tangwy boy??
- why catch them aww if you can't keep the ones that you wove??
- tewwy, oh tewwy
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