BE MY VALENTINE SUSNET SHIMMER

Story Art:
http://i.imgur.com/HSBa46k.png

Description:
"friendzoni (my oc) ask Sunset shimmer to be my valentine. She says yes.
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Inspired by this photo by Hunterxcollen
Also Inspired by mythril Moth's latesyt string of sunset Shimmer featreb8 fanfics  ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ"

Story:

MY NAME IS FRIENDZONI-NOBUALGUARD-WHIRLWIND, AND IM AGED UP. MY PARENTS WERE THE STRONGEST HUMANS, BUT KILLED BY PRINCIPAL CELESTIA SO I AM ANGRY ALL THE TIME UNTIL I CAN AVNGE THEM. I LYKE DEATH, MURDER, AND HOT CHICKS WHITH BIG BOOBIES WHO ARE ALSO SLUTS. I ALSO LIKE SUNSET SHIMMER, BECAUSE I SAW HER IN A MOVIE AND SHE WAS NICE.

TODAY WAS VALETINES DAY, AND I GO TO SCHOOL TO ASK SUNSET TO BE MY VANENTINE, AND TO AVENGE MY PARENTS. I STOP BY THE LOCKER TO SEE APPLEJACK. SHE WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME.

"HI FRIENDZONI, YOU LOOK CUTE TODAY."

"THANK YOU MY LADY." I SAID AS I TPPED MY NICE FEDORA AT HER. "HAVE YOU SEEN SUNSET."

"SHE IS AT SCHOOL. BUT WHAT IF I AM YOUR VALENTINE."

"SORRY MY LADY. BUT I LIKE SUNSET." I WALKED AWAY, SHE SEEMED SAD. SHE IS COOL, BUT I LIKE SUNSET.

I SAW RARITY NEXT. SHE SAID SHE LIKED ME ALOT OF TIMES, BUT SUNSET. "SUNSET IS IN THE IBRARY, BUT I CAN BE YOUR VALENTINE."

"I LIKE SUNSET, MY LADY."I SAID AS I WALK AWAY.

I RAN IN TO FLUTTERSHY. SHE IS SHY TO EVERYONE, EXCEPT FOR ME. "HI FRIENDZONI. YOU ARE CUTE.

"THANK YOU MY LADY, HAVE YOU SEEN SUSNET."

"SHE IS IN THE LIBRRRY, BUT I CAN BE YOUR VALENTINE."

"SORRY MY LADY, I LIKE SUNSET." I TIPPED MY FEDORA AND CONTINUED TO WALK TO THE LIBRARY TO SEE SUNSET.

I SAW RAINBOW DASH IN THE GYM, SHE LIKES SPORTS. "HI EGGHEAD. WHATS UP?"

"HAVE YOU SEEN SUNSET SHIMMER?"

"SHE IS IN THE LIBRARY. FRIENDZONI, EVEN THOUGH I AM A LESBIAN BECAUSE MY HAIR TELLS ME SO, I LOVE YOU."

"BUT I LIKE SUNSET" I SAID AS I TIPPED MY FEODRYA AND WALKED TO THE LIUBARARY TO SEE SUSNET.

I SAW FLASH TRYING TO TALK TO TWILIGHT. I DONT LIKE FLASH. HE IS A WAIFU THEIF, AND HE WAS WITH SUNSET BEFORE. HE ALSO HAS A FAST CAR AND PAYS A GUITAR. HE IS LIKE A BULLY, EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT TALK TO HIM BEOFRE.

"HI FRIENDZONI!" HE SAID. "YOU LOOK REALLY COOL WITH THAT HAT MAN, YOU LOOK CLASSY."

I TOLD YOU HE IS A JERK.

TWILIGHT CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED IF I HAD A VANETINE, I TOLD HER SUNSET.

"AWW OK, SHE IS IN THE LIBRARY."

I CONTINUED TO WALK TO THE LIBRARY. I ALSO PASSED PRINCIPAL CELESTIA. I WANTED TO KILL HER AND AVENGE MY PARENTS, BUT SHE WAS BUSY WITH PAPERWORK, SO I COULD NOT DO DO IT.

I SAW PINKIE, SHE GAVE ME A BIG BIG HUG. "HI CHELLY BELLY, YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND?"

"SORRY PINKIE, IM GONNA ASK SUNSET TO BE MY VALENTINE."

"OK, SHE IS IN THE LIBRARY BY THE WAY."

I CONTINUED TO WALK TO THE LIBRARY. I WAS REALLY HAPPY TO SEE SUNSET AND ASK HER TO BE MY VANETINE. I KNEW SHE WILL SAY YES, BECAUSE IF SHE DIDNT I WOULDNT BE WRITING THIS.

AS I WALKED THROUGH THE HALL I SAW DERPY EATING A MUFFIN. SHE LIKES MUFFINS, AND HAS WIERD EYES AND IS CLUMSY. WITH HER WAS THE DOCTOR HOOVES. HE WAS A DR WHO.

"HI DERPY, HAVE YOU SEEN SUNSET SHIMMMER?"

"I LIKE TRAINS."

"SHE IS ALL WIBBILY WOBBLY IN THE LIBRARY WHIMEY... STUFF"

"OKAY, THANK YOU!" I SAID AS I CONTINUED TO WALK TO THE LIBRARY. I KEPT WALKING TO THE LIBRARY, AND I WAS NERVOUS STILL. BECAUSE I LIKE SUNSET SHIMMER. I WALKED UP TO VINLY SCRATCH. SHE LIKES DUBSTEP AND MAKING DUBS. HER GIRLFRIEND IS OCTAVIA, BECAUSE MUSICIANS HAVE TO DATE, EVEN IF THEY HAVE CONFLICTING FANON PERSONALITIES.

SHE POINTED TO THE LIBRARY, AND I KNEW IT WAS TIME TO SEE SUNSET SHIMMER. I WAKED INTO THE LIBRARY AND LOOKED AROUND AND SAW HER. SHE WAS WEARING HER CLOTHES, AND I WENT UP AND WAS SCARED. SHE WAS REALLY CUTE.

"HI SUSNET!" I SAID, WATCHING HER READ.

"HI."

"YOURE CUTE, WANT TO BE MY VALENTINE?" I ASKED. I WAS NERVOUS. SHE SMILED.

"OK."

"YEA."

"SO WANT TO HAVE SEX?"

"OK"

I STICK MY PENUS INTO HER VIRGINIA AND SHE BEGAN TO MOAN. I WENT REALLY FAST.

"GO FASTER!" SHE SAID. SHE WANTED IT.

I KEPT HUMPING INTO HER VAG, IT FELT GREAT TO HAVE SEX. I MOVED INSIDE, SHE WAS SCREAMING IN JOY

"YES! YES! YES!" SHE SCREAMED. SHE GRABBED ME AND MADE ME GET CLOSER. SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING. I DIDNT TELL HER THAT IM A VIRGINIA SO SHHH. WE CONTINUE TO HAVE SEX AND IT WAS AMAZING. SHE FELT REALLY GOOD. SHE WANTED MORE.

"STICK IT IN MY BUTT, BECAUSE IT TOTALLY DOSENT HURT TO DO ANAL WITH NO LUBE." SHE SAID. I STUCK IT IN HER BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKING IT.

"IT DOSENT HURT AT ALL, IT FEELS REALLY GOOD" SHE SAID AS WE CONTINUED TO HAVE ANAL SEX. SHE KEPT SCREAMING IN HAPPYNESS. I KEPT FEELING HER. SHE REALLY LIKE ME TO LET ME STICK IT UP HER BUTT. I WANTED TO COME BUT I DIDNT WANT TO CUM IN HER BUTT, BECAUSE SHE CAN BE PREGNANT. SO I ASKED HER IF ITS OKAY OF I CAME IN HER.

"THATS FINE" SHE SAID.

I WENT FASTER, WITH MY THING IN HER BUTT. THEN I CAME IN HER BUTT. I WAS SCARED THAT SHE COULD GET REGNANT, BUT IT FELT GREAT ESPECIALLY WITH SUSNET SHIMMER.

WHEN WE WERE DONE HAVING SEX, SUNSET WISPERED IN MY EAR "YOU'RE A BIG GUY."

"FOR YOU."