You're on Epic Games Store

You're on Epic Game Store / Welcome to the 60's - Hairspray

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwnfzVACCsc
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glU2vzGFcWg

Hey devvie, hey devvie, what's that sound?
I'm just running all your hard work to the ground,
Hey devvie, hey devvie, come with me,
Your game will be locked by my exclusivity,
So let go, go, go of your Steam port,
Say hello to the contract from hell,
Yes I know you want to leave and disport,
But I'm afraid we know it won't end well.

Hey devvie, you're on Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hey devvie, you're on Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hey devvie, you're my bitch.

You're on Epic Games Store.

Hey devvie. Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!

Hey devvie, hey devvie, give me hits.
But I never want to run my game like this.
Hey devvie, hey devvie, do my work.
Oh Tim please, if I do, the fans will call me a jerk.

Well there's no, no, no getting out now.
You will do as you're told that's a fact
And you know that your publisher said so,
Now just shut the fuck up and come join the pact.

Hey devvie, you're on Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hey devvie, you're on Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hey devvie, suck my dick.

You're on Epic Games Store.

Hey devvie. Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!

Welcome to the client with free games and mods.
You get more revenue, and you'll feel like a god.

If your game is shit, you don't get bad reviews.
Cause we don't, give a fuck, with us you can't lose.

You don't need to stream,
or share your vids with friends,
Cause we'll never add those features,
When the service ends.

And you should stay connected
with your games all day.
That's why you will be restricted
doing online play.

And once you face the fact
That we add nothing new
Basic shit
Just for you

It's a bore,
Nothing more.

Devvie, join the crew! Yeah yeah yeah!

Hey Sweeney, hey Sweeney, look at me.
Now I'm willing to go work for your company.
Hey Sweeney, hey Sweeney, look at us,
Let's go find a dev and make 'em join us!

Well I'm so so glad that you've come through.
Let's go upsell our games, let it ri-i-ide.
We'll get so rich, we kind of act like jews.
Let's take our morals and put them aside.

Now here we are in Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
We love working here in Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Now let's go, make some cash!

We're in Epic Games Store!
Let's bash the fans,
And our games' future plans,
Let them die!
Devvie (Sweeney), go go go!

Hey devvie (Sweeney), we're in Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hey devvie (Sweeney), we're in Epic Games Store,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hey devvie (Sweeney), let's make shit.

We're in Epic Games Store.

Hey devvie (Sweeney). Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!