Weapons
Stick - High Attack, High Hit, Low Crit
	Starting: Stick
	Decent: Branch
	Late: Steel Rod
	Gimmick: Leek - High Crit Rate
Claw - High Attack, Medium Hit, High Crit, Prevents Bracers
	Starting: Claw Extensions
	Decent: Steel Talons
	Late: Reaving Blades
	Gimmick: Oven Mitts - Decreases Attack, Teaches Bake Cookies
Spear - Medium Attack, High Hit, Medium Crit
	Starting: Stone Spear
	Decent: Iron Spear
	Late: Steel Spear
	Gimmick:
Glove - Medium Attack, High Hit, Low Crit, Medium Defense, Prevents Bracers
	Starting: Work Gloves
	Decent: Leather Gloves
	Late: Gauntlets
	Gimmick: Punching Gloves - Eschews Defense for Attack and Crit
Katana - Medium Attack, Medium Hit, Medium Crit, Low Speed
	Starting: Shinai
	Decent: Katana
	Late: Ceaseless Edge
	Gimmick: Boat Oar - Eschews Speed for Crit, More likely to be targeted
Throwing - Medium Attack, Low Hit, High Crit, Medium Speed
	Starting: Deck of Cards
	Decent: Boomerang
	Late: Shurikens
	Gimmick: Bouncy Ball - Low Attack, but has a chance to attack up to five times.
Microphone - Medium Hit, Low Crit, Medium Special Attack, Medium Speed
	Starting: Microphone
	Decent: Megaphone
	Late: Gigaphone
	Gimmick: Hoenn Trumpet - Drops Speed for Attack
Cane - Medium Attack, Medium Hit, Low Crit, Medium Special Attack
	Starting: Walking Cane
	Decent: Umbrella
	Late: Gohei
	Gimmick: Toge-cane - Eschews Attack, Raises Healing
Fang - High Attack, Low Hit, High Crit
	Starting: Shed Fang
	Decent:
	Late:
	Gimmick:
Orb - Low Hit, Low Crit, High Special Attack
	Starting: Chipped Orb - Psychic
	Decent: Thunder / Fire / Ice Orb - Self-explanatory
	Late: Lunar Orb - Fairy
	Gimmick: Grumpig Orb - Medium Special Attack, High Speed, Psychic
Fuel - Low to all stats, Decent chance of inflicting a status condition
	Starting: Charcoal - May inflict Blind
	Decent: Battery - May inflict Paralysis
	Late: Gasoline - May inflict Poison
	Gimmick: Incense - Chance to inflict every negative status
		Bracers
Light Bracer - Balance between evasion and defense.
Heavy Bracer - Full on defense.
		Body
Clothes - Everyone can use. Provides elemental protection.
Cloaks - Special-inclined armor.
Gi - Physical-inclined armor.
Armor - Actual fucking armor.
		Head
Hats - Everyone can use. Provides elemental protection.
Circlets - Special-inclined armor.
Bandanas - Physical-inclined armor.
Helmets - Actual fucking armor.
		Accessory
They're all gimmicky and never truly outclassed. Except for the obligatory Ribbon.