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  1. i've scoured my logs for stuff about switches, and here's the best bits and pieces that i could find
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  3. top-tier stuff right here. some of it might be trimmed down/edited from its original form for ease of reading, but not to manipulate or change the tone/message of the conversation. that's why you might see huge gaps in the timestamps; i've edited out irrelevant messages.
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  7. [11:56:42] <Switch-kun> hey i have a question
  8. [11:58:45] <Switch-kun> You know how CP is illegal in most countries, right? And let's use American law. American law states that simply owning CP is illegal, but I could argue that owning something doesn't hurt anyone. How is owning CP hurt anyone physically or mentally? Now, I'm not a pedo of some sort, I was arguing about it, because some guy on youtube was ranting how Russia allows anyone to own CP as long as
  9. [11:58:45] <Switch-kun> they dont distribute it.
  10. [11:59:15] <Switch-kun> because that guy i was arguing with is now blaming me that im a pedophile
  11. [11:59:21] <Switch-kun> and he blocked me off his channel
  12. [11:59:31] <Switch-kun> and now everyone is calling me a pedophile on youtube
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  16. [08:31:31] <Switch-kun> Kristen isn't a guy dont just randomly beleive those people
  17. [08:32:11] <Switch-kun> if she was, there would be images of her floating around the internet
  18. [08:32:24] <Switch-kun> like, where's the bloody concrete proof
  19. [08:33:02] <Switch-kun> it's like saying muslims were at fault for 9/11 but wheres the concrete bloody proof?
  20. [08:33:04] <Switch-kun> get it?
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  24. [17:20:47] <Switch-kun> let's all be nice to switches...
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  28. [20:48:52] <Switch-kun> neibs.
  29. [20:48:54] <Switch-kun> you're disgusting.
  30. [20:48:58] <Switch-kun> cut your nails.
  31. [20:49:01] <Neibs> no
  32. [20:49:04] <Switch-kun> DO IT BITCH.
  33. [20:49:10] <Switch-kun> ITS FREAKY.
  34. [20:49:11] <Neibs> how does having long nails make me disgusting
  35. [20:49:20] <Switch-kun> hmmm...
  36. [20:49:25] <Switch-kun> i like short nails.
  37. [20:49:28] <Switch-kun> looks less creepy
  38. [20:49:40] <Neibs> ....thats not a valid answer
  39. [20:49:40] <A_Certain_Psi_AnnTific_Railgun> she's now going to rip your heart out with those nails
  40. [20:49:55] <Switch-kun> neibs was female?
  41. [20:49:55] <A_Certain_Psi_AnnTific_Railgun> for daring to insult the oujo-sama with such nonsense.
  42. [20:49:58] <Switch-kun> oh.
  43. [20:50:05] <Switch-kun> wait...
  44. [20:50:06] <Neibs> you are retarded
  45. [20:50:10] <Switch-kun> i never knew.
  46. [20:50:27] <Switch-kun> how should i know if i never knew?
  47. [20:50:35] <Neibs> ....
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  51. [16:35:40] <Switch-kun> if 1/4 of europe turns into Iran by 2048, how are you going to explain that?
  52. [16:44:39] <Switch-kun> In Canada, most of the trouble makers are Mainland Chinese because most of em are uneducated
  53. [16:44:42] <Switch-kun> this is from experience
  54. [16:46:19] <Switch-kun> look at scarbrough, that place is still a bad place to live in, mostly low educated people. Why? Chinese immigrants, that's what. Think of how long it's going to take for Scarbrough to turn back into a normal city!
  55. [16:48:40] <Switch-kun> fuck, how do you guys don't mind about all this?
  56. [16:48:54] <Kagecode> how do YOU mind?
  57. [16:50:00] <Switch-kun> why should I let a country that failed their people come to my country and turn it into more fail? You can't just let a crap load of immigrants who doesn't know for shit (i.e. what is 1+1? I don't know) and turn my country into shit.
  58. [16:50:16] <Switch-kun> now, if it's regulated immigration, im fine
  59. [16:50:19] <Kagecode> the country failed, so that means the PEOPLE are failures
  60. [16:50:19] <Switch-kun> but mass? Please no.
  61. [16:50:20] <Kagecode> WTF
  62. [16:50:27] <Kagecode> that
  63. [16:50:28] <Kagecode> no
  64. [16:50:29] <Kagecode> stop
  65. [16:50:33] <Switch-kun> Kage, you're getting it wrong.
  66. [16:50:37] <Kagecode> LOL
  67. [16:50:53] <Kagecode> stop digging the hole deeper
  68. [16:51:02] <Switch-kun> im refering to messed up countries, countries with too much poverty
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  72. [15:23:05] <Switch-kun> on an unrelated note, i think i do need to talk less, or make things simple without overexagerating things way too much, or atleast put a bit more thought into what I say... am I getting this right?
  73. [15:27:48] <Switch-kun> perhaps it is attention... the need of attention to comfort oneself? How would I overcome something like that?
  74. [15:28:06] <Rekyu> find a therapist
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  78. [18:34:42] <+Switch-kun> you can ship stuff to NK?
  79. [18:38:09] <+Switch-kun> why would anyone want to ship anything nk?
  80. [18:45:38] <+Switch-kun> i was thinking of putting a bunch of used condoms into a bag along with a letter saying "This is my sacrifice for the Great Leader, Sincerely, Glorious Chinese Man"
  81. [18:46:07] <+Switch-kun> would that be funny?
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  85. [18:39:47] <+Switch-kun> I have a question here
  86. [18:40:10] <+Switch-kun> am I suppose to give two fucks about the recent tsunami disaster in the Phillipines?
  87. [18:40:28] <&Neibs> youre supposed to not be an insensitive asshole about it at least
  88. [18:40:32] <+Switch-kun> 'cause last time I heard, owning loli hentai or anything loli = life imprisonment
  89. [18:41:16] <&Neibs> and this is your basis for not caring that thousands of people are dead or displaced?
  90. [18:42:50] <+Switch-kun> no no, hear me out
  91. [18:43:21] <+Switch-kun> phillipines made really dumb laws where owning loli stuff that are remotely eechi is as bad as murding people over there
  92. [18:43:30] <+Switch-kun> basically, life imprisionment
  93. [18:43:51] <&puddizzle> ...so let me get this straight
  94. [18:43:53] <&puddizzle> you're saying
  95. [18:43:55] <&puddizzle> that their laws
  96. [18:44:09] <&puddizzle> on anime
  97. [18:44:10] <&puddizzle> justifies
  98. [18:44:15] <&puddizzle> natural disaster?
  99. [18:47:47] <+Switch-kun> well... isn't this why I'm asking here?
  100. [18:48:22] <+Switch-kun> so according to a couple of you, what I've said is generally... wrong
  101. [18:50:43] <+Switch-kun> and now, I shall mention a second thing
  102. [18:52:12] <+Switch-kun> is China a shitty country as a whole? Educational and morally wise? What I'm saying is, a lot of the news about China are quite disturbing... and I'm thinking to myself, how educated are Chinese people compared to the rest of the world?
  103. [18:53:51] <+Xythar|work> How can a country be "shitty morally wise"
  104. [18:53:58] <+Xythar|work> Do you think some races are just evil
  105. [18:55:13] <+Switch-kun> no I'm not trying to say that
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  109. [14:05:24] <+Switch-kun> how hard is it to find a Japanese woman?
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  113. [14:24:30] <+Switch-kun> let's assume Neibs is a porn star and she made uncensored porn in Japan. Basically, no mosaic on her private parts. Turns out, authority found out she made "uncesored porn" and is now charged with obscene electronic data or something on the lines of that. Can Neibs go to court and say "But what about the more "obscene" and "disgusting" themes of porn, like vomiting
  114. [14:26:35] <+Switch-kun> my point is, why charge the porn actor for not using mosaics when the law is so flawed? I mean, I used [censored] and [censored] themes of porn as an example and Japan didn't do jackshit to "ban it." That's like banning tomohawk missles, but allowing nuclear missles.
  115. [14:29:10] <&puddizzle> .quote add <+Switch-kun> let's assume Neibs is a porn star and she made uncensored porn in Japan. Basically, no mosaic on her private parts. Turns out, authority found out she made "uncesored porn" and is now charged with obscene electronic data or something on the lines of that.
  116. [14:29:11] <+Quotes> [Quote] Added quote #1472 by puddizzle
  117. [14:31:02] puddizzle changed the topic to www.evetaku.com | “Neibs - .quote read 1472” Edition
  118. [14:31:14] <+Switch-kun> pudd, you're evil
  119. [14:31:17] <+Switch-kun> go fuck yourself
  120. [14:31:26] <+Switch-kun> and die by satan's hands
  121. [14:31:41] <+Switch-kun> you're all fur coat no knickers, you damn bitch!
  122. [14:31:45] <@Fyurie> it will have come up sooner or later. w
  123. [14:32:28] <@Fyurie> welcome to the internet
  124. [14:32:58] <&puddizzle> Switch-kun: I feel offended by your recent action(s). Please read http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/stop
  125. [14:33:05] <+Switch-kun> WHAT.
  126. [14:33:13] <+Switch-kun> you damn nigger, what's wrong with you man
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  130. [16:46:11] <+Switch-kun> can we all be nice to me...
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  134. [2014-01-21T16:51:38-0800] <+Switch-kun> Hi.
  135. [2014-01-21T16:51:46-0800] <+Switch-kun> How can I be popular and cool on Evetaku?
  136. [2014-01-21T16:53:20-0800] <+Switch-kun> you know how I have aspergers right?
  137. [2014-01-21T16:53:45-0800] <+Switch-kun> well apparantly, it's the reason why I'm not good at talking...
  138. [2014-01-21T16:54:12-0800] <+Switch-kun> so starting today, I would like to try talking like a normal person, like Yepperoni and Yumi-tan!
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  142. [2014-01-29T17:18:59-0800] Switch-kun (~Switch-ku@SKET.DANCE) joined the channel.
  143. [2014-01-29T17:18:59-0800] Baka sets mode +v Switch-kun
  144. [2014-01-29T17:19:19-0800] <+Switch-kun> Hey LOSERS!
  145. [2014-01-29T17:19:25-0800] <+Switch-kun> Guess what I got today??
  146. [2014-01-29T17:19:49-0800] <&Senna> an eviction notice?
  147. [2014-01-29T17:19:59-0800] <+Switch-kun> ...
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  151. [2014-03-20T16:12:59-0700] <+Switch-kun> yo neibs
  152. [2014-03-20T16:13:03-0700] <+Switch-kun> I has a question
  153. [2014-03-20T16:13:19-0700] <+Switch-kun> is it common for girls to fondle each other's breasts?
  154. [2014-03-20T16:13:37-0700] <&Neibs> ......
  155. [2014-03-20T16:13:39-0700] <&Neibs> uh
  156. [2014-03-20T16:13:45-0700] <+Switch-kun> or does it only exist in fiction?
  157. [2014-03-20T16:13:46-0700] <&Neibs> well it depends on the group
  158. [2014-03-20T16:13:54-0700] <&Neibs> some girls do it
  159. [2014-03-20T16:14:00-0700] <+Switch-kun> whoa
  160. [2014-03-20T16:14:04-0700] <+Switch-kun> so it's real!
  161. [2014-03-20T16:14:28-0700] <+Xythar> Switch-kun
  162. [2014-03-20T16:14:29-0700] <+Xythar> i has a question
  163. [2014-03-20T16:14:36-0700] <+Xythar> is it common for guys to grab each other in the junk
  164. [2014-03-20T16:14:50-0700] <+Switch-kun> guys are different
  165. [2014-03-20T16:15:08-0700] <+Xythar> >onsen scene with guys
  166. [2014-03-20T16:15:18-0700] <+Xythar> >"wow, your balls are huge! lemme squeeze 'em!"
  167. [2014-03-20T16:15:18-0700] <&Neibs> "dude show me ur dick"
  168. [2014-03-20T16:17:00-0700] <+Switch-kun> let's stop it
  169. [2014-03-20T16:17:02-0700] <+Switch-kun> it's disgusting
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  173. [2014-05-27T19:22:36-0700] <Switch-kun> a~s~p~e~r~g~e~r~s~~
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  177. [16:54:36] <Switch-kun> yo I have a question
  178. [16:54:47] <Switch-kun> In anime, highschool girls are pretty
  179. [16:54:49] <Switch-kun> what about real life
  180. [16:54:58] <Switch-kun> what's the ratio between pretty and not very pretty
  181. [16:55:22] <Switch-kun> just curious, that's all
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  185. [18:03:51] <Switch-kun> but last year i got expelled from school because i got way too pissed off over 2 people in my anime club being incompetent leaders
  186. [18:04:19] <Switch-kun> and tomorrow is my final court day, and i dont think of going. So the choice is: either not go and get jailed, or go to court and get scotch free
  187. [18:05:05] <Switch-kun> so considering how i feel as if life is shit and i dont give a fuck anymore considering how overly traditionally japanese I am, what should I do?
  188. [18:07:16] <puddizzle> you don't do yourself any good by not going
  189. [18:07:28] <puddizzle> and if it's seriously as serious you're making it out to be
  190. [18:07:35] <puddizzle> you're not doing yourself any good by being on irc
  191. [18:07:56] <Switch-kun> still better than not talking about it with anyone
  192. [18:08:06] <Switch-kun> who can i talk to about such sensitive topic?
  193. [18:08:18] <puddizzle> i dunno
  194. [18:08:19] <puddizzle> your lawyer?
  195. [18:08:26] <puddizzle> your family?
  196. [18:08:31] <puddizzle> your, like, actual friends?
  197. [18:08:35] <puddizzle> and not strangers on the internet?
  198. [18:09:01] <Switch-kun> exactly, well, you know lawyers... they're way too on to the point and family? Nah. As for actual friends? Haven't been in contact with them for a year or so, and even so, I know you guys more than my actual friends, unfortunately
  199. [18:09:46] <puddizzle> [18:07:35] <puddizzle>    you're not doing yourself any good by being on irc
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  203. [2013-07-14 02:33:39] <Switch-kun> SENNA
  204. [2013-07-14 02:33:43] <Switch-kun> I LL FUCKING GET YOYu
  205. [2013-07-14 02:33:48] <Switch-kun> U LIKE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE?
  206. [2013-07-14 02:33:54] <Switch-kun> U LIKE FUCKIUNG MESS WITH OTHERS?
  207. [2013-07-14 02:33:55] * Senna_Wong raises an eyebrow
  208. [2013-07-14 02:34:04] <Switch-kun> U LIKIE TO PROTECT YOUR FUCKING BITCH ASS FRIENDS?
  209. [2013-07-14 02:34:08] <Switch-kun> YOURE NOTHING BUT DISGUSTING SLUT
  210. [2013-07-14 02:34:15] <Switch-kun> GO FUCK YOUR SELF YOU FUCKING CHINK AS NIGGER
  211. [2013-07-14 02:34:19] <Senna_Wong> Switch-kun, calm down, please.
  212. [2013-07-14 02:34:20] <Switch-kun> ILL NEVER FOREGET YOU]
  213. [2013-07-14 02:34:22] <Switch-kun> IM GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU]
  214. [2013-07-14 02:34:24] <Switch-kun> FUCK YOU
  215. [2013-07-14 02:34:25] <Switch-kun> FUCKY)O FSDIJAFILSDJFLDSF
  216. [2013-07-14 02:34:25] <Switch-kun> d
  217. [2013-07-14 02:34:26] <Switch-kun> fb
  218. [2013-07-14 02:34:27] <Switch-kun> SD
  219. [2013-07-14 02:34:33] <Switch-kun> HAPPY NOW?
  220. [2013-07-14 02:34:37] <Neibs> wat
  221. [2013-07-14 02:34:37] <Switch-kun> {OPLOLICE IS GOING TO GET ME
  222. [2013-07-14 02:34:38] <Senna_Wong> hmm?
  223. [2013-07-14 02:34:42] <Switch-kun> POLICVE IS GOING TO FUCKING GET ME AGIAN
  224. [2013-07-14 02:34:43] <Switch-kun> FUCK YOUJ
  225. [2013-07-14 02:34:44] <Switch-kun> FUOIFJDSIL:KFJds
  226. [2013-07-14 02:34:45] <Neibs> ???
  227. [2013-07-14 02:34:46] <Senna_Wong> why...?
  228. [2013-07-14 02:34:52] <Switch-kun> ITS ALL YOUF UCFKING FAULT
  229. [2013-07-14 02:34:54] <Senna_Wong> You're confusing me, Switch-kun.
  230. [2013-07-14 02:34:55] <Switch-kun> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BULLY ME
  231. [2013-07-14 02:34:59] <Switch-kun> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TOI ME
  232. [2013-07-14 02:35:02] <Switch-kun> ITS ALL YOUR FUALT
  233. [2013-07-14 02:35:04] <Neibs> what the fuck
  234. [2013-07-14 02:35:04] <Switch-kun> WHY
  235. [2013-07-14 02:35:04] <Switch-kun>  WGHT
  236. [2013-07-14 02:35:34] <Switch-kun> look its all over
  237. [2013-07-14 02:35:37] <Switch-kun> im going ot jail anways
  238. [2013-07-14 02:35:40] <Switch-kun> its not your fault
  239. [2013-07-14 02:35:43] <Switch-kun> fuck myu life
  240. [2013-07-14 02:35:49] <Senna_Wong> Okay...
  241. [2013-07-14 02:36:29] <tokomak> wat.
  242. [2013-07-14 02:37:13] * Senna_Wong shrugs helplessly
  243. [2013-07-14 02:37:36] <Switch-kun> elook im sorry i cant face my self anymoore
  244. [2013-07-14 02:37:44] <Switch-kun> just look at me
  245. [2013-07-14 02:37:51] <Neibs> did you murder someone or something
  246. [2013-07-14 02:37:53] <Switch-kun> im fucking crying in front of the fucking screen
  247. [2013-07-14 02:37:57] <Switch-kun> i cant even think anymore
  248. [2013-07-14 02:38:32] <Switch-kun> fuck senns, why the fuck do i always have to apologixze? But im sorry, okay i think the police are going to send me to the hospital again
  249. [2013-07-14 02:38:36] <Switch-kun> look im fucking sorry, alright?
  250. [2013-07-14 02:38:37] <Neibs> oh that
  251. [2013-07-14 02:38:40] <Switch-kun> im very unstable
  252. [2013-07-14 02:38:47] <Neibs> ok if you didnt murder someone i dont care
  253. [2013-07-14 02:38:49] <Switch-kun> if only words can describe feelings
  254. [2013-07-14 02:38:59] <Switch-kun> hell no i didnt murder anyone
  255. [2013-07-14 02:39:01] <hongers> is this an elaborate troll
  256. [2013-07-14 02:39:05] <Neibs> i have no idea
  257. [2013-07-14 02:39:23] <Senna_Wong> I don't think so.
  258. [2013-07-14 02:39:29] <Switch-kun> want pictures of my room? I fucking trashed it again
  259. [2013-07-14 02:39:42] <Switch-kun> hell i think i hear the sounds of the doors of the police cars outside
  260. [2013-07-14 02:39:47] <Switch-kun> waiting to put me in the hospital again
  261. [2013-07-14 02:39:50] <Switch-kun> fuck, and im still crying
  262. [2013-07-14 02:40:05] <Neibs> no thanks
  263. [2013-07-14 02:40:07] <Switch-kun> look senna, im sorry again
  264. [2013-07-14 02:40:09] <Switch-kun> okay?
  265. [2013-07-14 02:40:11] <Switch-kun> im fucking sorry
  266. [2013-07-14 02:40:17] <Switch-kun> im over exagerating things
  267. [2013-07-14 02:40:25] <Switch-kun> fuck
  268. [2013-07-14 02:40:34] <Senna_Wong> It's all right, Switch-kun.
  269. [2013-07-14 02:40:34] <Neibs> no kidding?
  270. [2013-07-14 02:41:05] <Switch-kun> look
  271. [2013-07-14 02:41:07] <Switch-kun> both of you
  272. [2013-07-14 02:41:09] <Switch-kun> im sorry, okay?
  273. [2013-07-14 02:41:10] <Switch-kun> i really am
  274. [2013-07-14 02:41:26] <Switch-kun> if i could phone you two right now, i'll express im deapest sorrow, okay?
  275. [2013-07-14 02:41:28] <Switch-kun> im sorry
  276. [2013-07-14 02:41:33] <Switch-kun> im fucking am
  277. [2013-07-14 02:41:34] <Switch-kun> im so sorry
  278. [2013-07-14 02:41:39] <Neibs> oh boy
  279. [2013-07-14 02:41:47] <Switch-kun> im very unstable
  280. [2013-07-14 02:41:49] <Switch-kun> im sorry okay?
  281. [2013-07-14 02:42:09] <Switch-kun> please forgive me
  282. [2013-07-14 02:42:29] <Switch-kun> please forgive me
  283. [2013-07-14 02:42:33] <Switch-kun> ]please forgive me
  284. [2013-07-14 02:42:56] <Switch-kun> please fogive me
  285. [2013-07-14 02:43:22] <Senna_Wong> I forgive you, Switch-kun.
  286. [2013-07-14 02:43:28] <Senna_Wong> You don't have to cry anymore.
  287. [2013-07-14 02:43:36] <Senna_Wong> It's okay.
  288. [2013-07-14 02:43:59] <Switch-kun> thank you, i think the cops are here
  289. [2013-07-14 02:44:02] <Switch-kun> i'll be going now
  290. [2013-07-14 02:44:10] <Switch-kun> dont worry, i'll be back in probably a few days
  291. [2013-07-14 02:44:16] <Switch-kun> sorry for over concerning you all
  292. [2013-07-14 02:44:18] <Switch-kun> im really sorry
  293. [2013-07-14 02:44:22] <Senna_Wong> No problem.
  294. [2013-07-14 02:44:24] |<-- Switch-kun has left irc.rizon.net ()
  295. [2013-07-14 02:44:26] <puddizzle> ...
  296. [2013-07-14 02:44:29] <Acchan`> ...
  297. [2013-07-14 02:44:29] <puddizzle> did that seriously
  298. [2013-07-14 02:44:32] <puddizzle> just happen?
  299. [2013-07-14 02:44:37] <Acchan`> he needs more than meds.
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  303. [23:26:10] <Switch-kun> please tell me if the following mangas have furigana in them
  304. [23:26:29] <Switch-kun> kanojo renai, zombie, h ga dekinai
  305. [23:26:44] <Switch-kun> i am pretty good at translating Japanese -> english as long as it's close to slice of life
  306. [23:26:55] <Switch-kun> im currently in the fansubbing industry so I have some experience
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