[COPYPASTA] Red Copper Pan Dub

Copypasta of "Jaboody Dubs' Red Copper Pan Dub" [https://youtu.be/1oWHLaKPjps]

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Sunnyside up and oh shit-
You wanna' know the secret to gettin' that off? Use your fingernails...
There you are motherfucker! Heyyy it's yo girl Cathy got some brand new shit you better peep dis
My shit don't shtick, whataya making eggs or cooking for robots! Beep-beep-boop-beep
Most people can't stand this sound, but I can listen to it forever!
Watch me now! Do you even lift bro? Watch out! Watch out spida-man, I got dat symbiote
Yeah bitch you want some of that sticky red smokey looking motherfuckah
Meee? Well you know why I like to keep my monkey hot.
Now don't burn yourself now cuz that shit hot! Sliiiiiiide onto the plate.
Dis my original recipe: dank chicken nuggies.
I have infused this pan with the power of red coppaahhhh!!!
Ey you wanna see some rare shit- this is how I pickup a sandwhich. Try this shit at home.
I'm saving time and money whippin this ass. Whippin' and whippin' dis ass.
Den I drop a mac-and-cheese bomb mothafucka! -And yo kids looove it.
HOLY FUCK SOMEBODY CALL 911!
Alright let's send deez bois home to momma...
Just look at all dat sugah carmelizing all over deez nuts....
And it's so easy to clean wicky-wicky remix...
Slide and whip it, slide and whip it, slide it all upside down...
You just got served! Breakfast...
It's been real coppa pan! And you can buy yours today for $19.99! Gawd *dayum* that's a good deal.
You can pay an extra $10 and I throw in my recipe book for free!
And it's built to last...  *Hey that's my fuckin pan!*
Give me yo money you cheap prick! Fuck it, I'll throw in the forever-sharp copper knife!
You know what would great with this rock? Some tomato.