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Day One - HC Seal Clubber

Magus_Prime Jan 13th, 2018 328 Never
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  2.  
  3. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  4.        Beginning New Ascension       
  5. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  6.  
  7. Ascension #355:
  8. Hardcore Standard Seal Clubber
  9. Mongoose
  10.  
  11.  
  12. Uncategorized
  13.  - 20/20 Vision
  14.  - 5-D Earning Potential
  15.  - Abs of Tin
  16.  - Alien Source Code
  17.  - Astute Angler
  18.  - Awesome Balls of Fire
  19.  - Bend Hell
  20.  - Bow-Legged Swagger
  21.  - CLEESH
  22.  - Calculate the Universe
  23.  - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
  24.  - Chronic Indigestion
  25.  - Communism!
  26.  - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
  27.  - Creepy Lullaby
  28.  - Deep Dark Visions
  29.  - Disintegrate
  30.  - Drescher's Annoying Noise
  31.  - Eggsplosion
  32.  - Eldritch Intellect
  33.  - Eternal Flame
  34.  - Evoke Eldritch Horror
  35.  - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  36.  - Gingerbread Mob Hit
  37.  - Grease Lightning
  38.  - Inappropriate Backrub
  39.  - Incredible Self-Esteem
  40.  - Licorice Rope
  41.  - Marginally Insane
  42.  - Master of the Surprising Fist
  43.  - Maximum Chill
  44.  - Meteor Lore
  45.  - Mudbath
  46.  - Natural Born Scrabbler
  47.  - Object Quasi-Permanence
  48.  - Psychokinetic Hug
  49.  - Quantum Movement
  50.  - Raise Backup Dancer
  51.  - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
  52.  - Request Sandwich
  53.  - Shattering Punch
  54.  - Shivering Monkey Technique
  55.  - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  56.  - Slimy Shoulders
  57.  - Slimy Sinews
  58.  - Slimy Synapses
  59.  - Snokebomb
  60.  - Snowclone
  61.  - Speluck
  62.  - Stack Lumps
  63.  - Steely-Eyed Squint
  64.  - Sweet Synthesis
  65.  - Thrift and Grift
  66.  - Transcendent Olfaction
  67.  - Walberg's Dim Bulb
  68.  
  69. Seal Clubber
  70.  - Audacity of the Otter
  71.  - Batter Up!
  72.  - Blubber Up
  73.  - Buoyancy of the Beluga
  74.  - Cavalcade of Fury
  75.  - Claws of the Walrus
  76.  - Clobber
  77.  - Club Foot
  78.  - Cold Shoulder
  79.  - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
  80.  - Fortitude of the Muskox
  81.  - Furious Wallop
  82.  - Harpoon!
  83.  - Hibernate
  84.  - Hide of the Walrus
  85.  - Ire of the Orca
  86.  - Lunge Smack
  87.  - Lunging Thrust-Smack
  88.  - Musk of the Moose
  89.  - Northern Explosion
  90.  - Northern Exposure
  91.  - Precision of the Penguin
  92.  - Pride of the Puffin
  93.  - Pulverize
  94.  - Rage of the Reindeer
  95.  - Scowl of the Auk
  96.  - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  97.  - Seething of the Snow Leopard
  98.  - Silent Hunter
  99.  - Snarl of the Timberwolf
  100.  - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
  101.  - Thirst of the Weasel
  102.  - Thrust-Smack
  103.  - Tongue of the Walrus
  104.  - Wrath of the Wolverine
  105.  
  106. Turtle Tamer
  107.  - Amphibian Sympathy
  108.  - Armorcraftiness
  109.  - Astral Shell
  110.  - Blessing of She-Who-Was
  111.  - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
  112.  - Blessing of the War Snapper
  113.  - Butts of Steel
  114.  - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
  115.  - Empathy of the Newt
  116.  - Ghostly Shell
  117.  - Headbutt
  118.  - Hero of the Half-Shell
  119.  - Kneebutt
  120.  - Patience of the Tortoise
  121.  - Patient Smile
  122.  - Pizza Lover
  123.  - Quiet Determination
  124.  - Reptilian Fortitude
  125.  - Shell Up
  126.  - Shieldbutt
  127.  - Skin of the Leatherback
  128.  - Spectral Snapper
  129.  - Spiky Shell
  130.  - Spirit Boon
  131.  - Spirit Snap
  132.  - Spirit Vacation
  133.  - Stiff Upper Lip
  134.  - Summon Leviatuga
  135.  - Tao of the Terrapin
  136.  - Tenacity of the Snapper
  137.  - Testudinal Teachings
  138.  - The Long View
  139.  - Toss
  140.  - Turtle Power
  141.  - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
  142.  
  143. Pastamancer
  144.  - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
  145.  - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
  146.  - Bind Lasagmbie
  147.  - Bind Penne Dreadful
  148.  - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
  149.  - Bind Spice Ghost
  150.  - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
  151.  - Bind Vampieroghi
  152.  - Bind Vermincelli
  153.  - Bringing Up the Rear
  154.  - Cannelloni Cannon
  155.  - Cannelloni Cocoon
  156.  - Entangling Noodles
  157.  - Fearful Fettucini
  158.  - Flavour of Magic
  159.  - Lasagna Bandages
  160.  - Leash of Linguini
  161.  - Manicotti Meditation
  162.  - Pastamastery
  163.  - Quiet Judgement
  164.  - Ravioli Shurikens
  165.  - Shield of the Pastalord
  166.  - Spaghetti Spear
  167.  - Spirit of Ravioli
  168.  - Spirit of Rigatoni
  169.  - Springy Fusilli
  170.  - Stuffed Mortar Shell
  171.  - Subtle and Quick to Anger
  172.  - Tempuramancy
  173.  - Thrall Unit Tactics
  174.  - Tolerance of the Kitchen
  175.  - Transcendent Al Dente
  176.  - Transcendental Noodlecraft
  177.  - Utensil Twist
  178.  - Weapon of the Pastalord
  179.  - Wizard Squint
  180.  
  181. Sauceror
  182.  - Advanced Saucecrafting
  183.  - Antibiotic Saucesphere
  184.  - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  185.  - Curse of Marinara
  186.  - Curse of Vichyssoise
  187.  - Curse of Weaksauce
  188.  - Curse of the Thousand Islands
  189.  - Deep Saucery
  190.  - Diminished Gag Reflex
  191.  - Elemental Saucesphere
  192.  - Expert Panhandling
  193.  - Icy Glare
  194.  - Impetuous Sauciness
  195.  - Inner Sauce
  196.  - Intrinsic Spiciness
  197.  - Irrepressible Spunk
  198.  - Itchy Curse Finger
  199.  - Jalapeño Saucesphere
  200.  - Master Saucier
  201.  - Salsaball
  202.  - Sauce Contemplation
  203.  - Sauce Monocle
  204.  - Saucecicle
  205.  - Saucegeyser
  206.  - Saucemaven
  207.  - Saucestorm
  208.  - Saucy Salve
  209.  - Scarysauce
  210.  - Silent Treatment
  211.  - Simmer
  212.  - Soul Saucery
  213.  - Stream of Sauce
  214.  - The Way of Sauce
  215.  - Wave of Sauce
  216.  - Wry Smile
  217.  
  218. Disco Bandit
  219.  - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  220.  - Adventurer of Leisure
  221.  - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
  222.  - Deft Hands
  223.  - Disco Aerobics
  224.  - Disco Bravado
  225.  - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
  226.  - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
  227.  - Disco Dance of Doom
  228.  - Disco Eye-Poke
  229.  - Disco Face Stab
  230.  - Disco Fever
  231.  - Disco Greed
  232.  - Disco Inferno
  233.  - Disco Leer
  234.  - Disco Nap
  235.  - Disco Shank
  236.  - Disco Smirk
  237.  - Disco State of Mind
  238.  - Flashy Dancer
  239.  - Frantic Gyrations
  240.  - Heart of Polyester
  241.  - Knife in the Dark
  242.  - Mad Looting Skillz
  243.  - Nimble Fingers
  244.  - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
  245.  - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
  246.  - Sensitive Fingers
  247.  - Silent Knife
  248.  - Smooth Movement
  249.  - Suckerpunch
  250.  - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
  251.  - Tango of Terror
  252.  - That's Not a Knife
  253.  - Tricky Knifework
  254.  
  255. Accordion Thief
  256.  - Accordion Appreciation
  257.  - Accordion Bash
  258.  - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  259.  - Bawdy Refrain
  260.  - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
  261.  - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
  262.  - Cadenza
  263.  - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  264.  - Chorale of Companionship
  265.  - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  266.  - Concerto de los Muertos
  267.  - Cone of Zydeco
  268.  - Crab Claw Technique
  269.  - Dirge of Dreadfulness
  270.  - Dissonant Riff
  271.  - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
  272.  - Elron's Explosive Etude
  273.  - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  274.  - Five Finger Discount
  275.  - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  276.  - Knowing Smile
  277.  - Mariachi Memory
  278.  - Master Accordion Master Thief
  279.  - Moxie of the Mariachi
  280.  - Prelude of Precision
  281.  - Quiet Desperation
  282.  - Sing
  283.  - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  284.  - Sticky Fingers
  285.  - Suspicious Gaze
  286.  - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
  287.  - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  288.  - The Moxious Madrigal
  289.  - The Ode to Booze
  290.  - The Polka of Plenty
  291.  - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  292.  - The Psalm of Pointiness
  293.  - The Sonata of Sneakiness
  294.  - Thief Among the Honorable
  295.  - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  296.  
  297. Conditional
  298.  - Spirit of Bacon Grease
  299.  - Spirit of Cayenne
  300.  - Spirit of Garlic
  301.  - Spirit of Nothing
  302.  - Spirit of Peppermint
  303.  - Spirit of Wormwood
  304.  
  305. Ed
  306.  - Mild Curse
  307.  
  308. Gnome Trainer
  309.  - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
  310.  - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
  311.  - Gnomish Hardigness
  312.  - Powers of Observatiogn
  313.  - Torso Awaregness
  314.  
  315.  
  316. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  317.  
  318.  
  319. > Spooky Forest: Get the mosquito
  320. > Bedroom, Ornate Nightstand: Get spectacles
  321. > Bedroom, Rustic Nightstand: Get grouchy restless spirit
  322. > Fantasy Airship: Get the model airship
  323. > Frats on the Verge of War, Fratacombs (War Hippy Fatigues): Start the War!
  324. > Furry Giant's Room: Manual
  325. > Fitness Giant's Room: Manual
  326. > Neckbeard Giant's Room: Manual
  327. > Procrastination Giant's Room: very overdue library book
  328. > Goth Giant's Room: Manual
  329. > Raver Giant's Room: Manual
  330. > Steam Punk Giant's Room: Manual
  331. > Punk Rock Giant's Room: Manual
  332. > An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  333. > An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  334. > An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  335. > An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  336. > Black Forest, Get beehive
  337. > Giant's Castle, Get electric boning knife
  338. > Your Dog Found Something Again: Get food or booze
  339. > At the Poop Deck: take the Wheel and Sail to Muscle stats
  340. > Setting choice adventures for Muscle class.
  341. > Whitey's Grove: Get white lightning
  342. > That Explains all the Eyepatches in Barrrney's Barrr: fight a pirate
  343. > F'c'le, Chatterboxing: get Muscle stats
  344. > Bathroom, Don't Hold a Grudge: Get Muscle stats
  345. > Hippies on the Verge of War, Blockin' Out the Scenery: Get rations
  346. > Bathroom, Having a Medicine Ball: Skip adventure
  347. > Optimal ascension choices set.
  348.  
  349. use 1 Newbiesport™ tent
  350. > The Oriole welcomes you back at Mt. Noob.
  351.  
  352. tutorial.php?action=toot&pwd
  353. You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI
  354.  
  355. use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
  356. You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
  357. You acquire an item: disassembled clover
  358.  
  359. use 1 pork elf goodies sack
  360. You acquire an item: porquoise
  361. You acquire an item: hamethyst
  362. You acquire an item: baconstone
  363. You acquire an item: porquoise
  364. You acquire an item: baconstone
  365.  
  366. autosell: 1 porquoise
  367. You gain 500 Meat
  368.  
  369. buy 1 toy accordion for 142 each from Armory and Leggery
  370. You spent 142 Meat
  371. You acquire an item: toy accordion
  372.  
  373. buy 1 detuned radio for 285 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  374. You spent 285 Meat
  375. You acquire an item: detuned radio
  376. > Pork Elf stones were sold to garner a detuned radio and a toy accordion.
  377.  
  378. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_ltt
  379. You acquire an item: your cowboy boots
  380. Took choice 1171/8: Leave
  381. choice.php?whichchoice=1171&option=8&pwd
  382.  
  383. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  384. You acquire an item: fishin' pole
  385.  
  386. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  387. You acquire an item: gold detective badge
  388. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  389. > Resetting HP/MP restoration settings to minimal
  390.  
  391. pull: 417 brick
  392.  
  393. use 1 astral six-pack
  394. You acquire astral pilsner (6)
  395.  
  396. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  397. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator2
  398. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  399. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  400. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  401. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  402. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  403. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  404. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  405. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  406. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  407. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  408. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  409. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  410. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  411. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  412. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  413. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  414. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  415. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  416. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  417. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  418. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  419. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  420. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  421. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  422. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  423. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  424. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  425. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  426. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  427. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  428. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  429. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  430. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  431. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  432. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  433. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  434. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  435. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  436. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  437. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  438. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  439. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  440. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  441. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  442. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  443. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  444. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  445. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  446. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  447. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  448. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  449. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  450. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  451. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  452. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  453. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  454. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator2
  455. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  456. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  457. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  458. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  459. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  460. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  461. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  462. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  463. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  464. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  465. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  466. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  467. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  468. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  469. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  470. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  471. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  472. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  473. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  474. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  475. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  476. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  477. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  478. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  479. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  480. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  481. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  482. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  483. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  484. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  485. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  486. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  487. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  488. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  489. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  490. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  491. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  492. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  493. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
  494. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  495. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
  496. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  497. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
  498. You acquire an item: golden gun
  499. You acquire golden gum (3)
  500. You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
  501. > Done.
  502. > Put on your best gear.
  503.  
  504. familiar Intergnat (6 lbs)
  505.  
  506. equip hat seal-skull helmet
  507.  
  508. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  509.  
  510. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  511. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  512. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  513. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  514.  
  515. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  516. You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome
  517.  
  518. equip pants old sweatpants
  519.  
  520. equip acc1 your cowboy boots
  521.  
  522. equip acc2 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  523.  
  524. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  525. > Time for breakfast.
  526. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  527. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  528. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  529.  
  530. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  531.  
  532. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  533.  
  534. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  535. You acquire an item: fancy opera glasses
  536.  
  537. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  538. You spent 47 Meat
  539. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  540.  
  541. cast 1 Communism!
  542. > Welcome to your new life as a Seal Clubber!
  543. > Pet him:  Stats
  544.  
  545. use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven
  546.  
  547. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  548.  
  549. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  550.  
  551. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  552.  
  553. main.php?refreshtop=true&noobmessage=true
  554.  
  555. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  556. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  557. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  558. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  559. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  560. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  561. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  562. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  563. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  564. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  565. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  566. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  567. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  568. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  569. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  570. > Done.
  571. > FarFuture.ash version 1.0.8
  572.  
  573. use 1 Time-Spinner
  574.  
  575. [1] Time-Spinner
  576. Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
  577. choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
  578. Encounter: The Far Future
  579. Encounter: The Far Future
  580. Took choice 1199/1: Corporation
  581. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  582. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
  583. Took choice 1199/4: Use the Replicator
  584. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  585. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
  586. Took choice 1199/4: "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"
  587. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  588. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
  589. You acquire an item: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
  590. Took choice 1199/6: Go to the Bridge
  591. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
  592. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  593. Took choice 1199/2: Take the flute
  594. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  595. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  596. Took choice 1199/4: Speak with the alien
  597. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  598. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  599. Took choice 1199/3: Enjoy the harmonic sounds
  600. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  601. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  602. Took choice 1199/1: "Greetings.  This is Admiral of this ship, the Starship Corporation."
  603. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  604. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  605. Took choice 1199/3: Play the flute
  606. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  607. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  608. Took choice 1199/5: Go to your Quarters
  609. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  610. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
  611. Took choice 1199/2: Play the flute for a while
  612. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  613. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
  614. Took choice 1199/2: Play the flute for a while
  615. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  616. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
  617. Took choice 1199/2: Play the flute for a while
  618. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  619. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
  620. Took choice 1199/7: Go to the Bridge
  621. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
  622. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  623. Took choice 1199/4: Speak to Petty Officer Uhura
  624. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  625. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  626. Took choice 1199/1: "Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
  627. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  628. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  629. Took choice 1199/3: Play the flute
  630. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  631. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  632. Took choice 1199/4: Speak to Petty Officer Uhura
  633. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  634. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  635. Took choice 1199/2: "What do you think we should do?"
  636. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  637. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  638. Took choice 1199/1: "Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
  639. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  640. Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
  641. Took choice 1199/3: Play the flute
  642. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  643. > Mission successful, earning two medals.
  644. > You've earned 712 medals so far.
  645.  
  646. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  647. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
  648. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  649.  
  650. wham.php?visit=1
  651. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  652. wham.php?ask=rel&w=9&visit=1
  653. wham.php?visit=9
  654. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=9
  655. wham.php?visit=2
  656. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  657. wham.php?visit=3
  658. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  659. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=3
  660. wham.php?accuse=5&visit=5
  661. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  662. > Solved the case in 40 minutes, earning 6 bonus dollars.
  663.  
  664. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  665. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
  666. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  667.  
  668. wham.php?visit=1
  669. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  670. wham.php?visit=2
  671. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  672. wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
  673. wham.php?visit=3
  674. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  675. wham.php?ask=1&visit=3
  676. wham.php?accuse=2&visit=2
  677. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  678. > Solved the case in 33 minutes, earning 7 bonus dollars.
  679.  
  680. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  681. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
  682. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  683.  
  684. wham.php?visit=1
  685. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  686. wham.php?ask=5&visit=1
  687. wham.php?visit=5
  688. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  689. wham.php?visit=2
  690. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  691. wham.php?visit=3
  692. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  693. wham.php?visit=4
  694. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  695. wham.php?ask=1&visit=4
  696. wham.php?accuse=6&visit=6
  697. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  698. > Solved the case in 47 minutes, earning 4 bonus dollars.
  699.  
  700. autosell: 2 baconstone, 1 hamethyst, 1 porquoise
  701. You gain 2,000 Meat
  702.  
  703. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  704. You spent 47 Meat
  705. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  706.  
  707. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  708. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  709.  
  710. add to closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  711.  
  712. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  713. You acquire an item: ravioli hat
  714.  
  715. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  716. You spent 47 Meat
  717. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  718.  
  719. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  720. You acquire an item: turtle totem
  721.  
  722. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  723. You spent 47 Meat
  724. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  725.  
  726. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  727. You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet
  728.  
  729. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  730. You spent 47 Meat
  731. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  732.  
  733. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  734. You acquire an item: disco mask
  735.  
  736. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  737. You spent 47 Meat
  738. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  739.  
  740. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  741. You acquire an item: worthless trinket
  742.  
  743. take from closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  744. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  745.  
  746. trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
  747.  
  748. buy 1 hermit permit for 95 each from The General Store
  749. You spent 95 Meat
  750. You acquire an item: hermit permit
  751.  
  752. trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
  753. You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
  754.  
  755. Use 2 ten-leaf clover
  756. You acquire disassembled clover (2)
  757. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  758. > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18383
  759. > This is day 1.
  760. > Turns played: 0 current adventures: 40
  761. > Current Ascension: Standard
  762. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  763. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  764. > Source Terminal request: educate digitize.edu
  765. Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
  766. > Source Terminal request: enquiry familiar.enq
  767. Source Terminal: enquiry familiar.enq
  768. teatree cuppa Voraci tea
  769. You acquire an item: cuppa Voraci tea
  770.  
  771. trading 10 cop dollars for 1 shoe gum
  772. You acquire an item: shoe gum
  773.  
  774. cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
  775. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
  776.  
  777. tutorial.php?action=toot
  778. > Gum acquistion of: saucepan
  779.  
  780. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  781. You spent 47 Meat
  782. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  783.  
  784. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  785. You acquire an item: saucepan
  786.  
  787. equip hat Hollandaise helmet
  788.  
  789. equip shirt astral shirt
  790.  
  791. equip weapon seal-clubbing club
  792.  
  793. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  794. unequip acc2
  795.  
  796. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  797.  
  798. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  799.  
  800. Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
  801.  
  802. cast 1 That's Not a Knife
  803. You acquire an item: boot knife
  804.  
  805. add to closet: 1 boot knife
  806. > Turn(0): Starting with 40 left at Level: 1
  807. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 6.566666666666667
  808. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 136.16590212458496
  809. > HP: 32/163, MP: 17/143
  810. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  811. > ML: 20 control: 0
  812. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  813. mcd 10
  814.  
  815. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=town_horsery
  816. Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
  817. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1266&option=2
  818.  
  819. use 1 portable pantogram
  820. Took choice 1270/1: (secret choice)
  821. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=1&s1=-1%2C0&s2=-1%2C0&s3=-1%2C0
  822.  
  823. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  824. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  825. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1275&option=5
  826. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  827.  
  828. familiar XO Skeleton (6 lbs)
  829.  
  830. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  831. > Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
  832. > Pre Adventure at Barf Mountain done, beep.
  833.  
  834. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  835. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  836. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
  837. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
  838.  
  839. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  840. Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
  841. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  842. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  843. Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
  844. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
  845. Encounter: LOV Enforcer
  846. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  847. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  848.  
  849. [1] Noob Cave
  850. Encounter: LOV Enforcer
  851. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  852. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  853. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  854. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 7 attack power.
  855. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 7 defense.
  856. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  857. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 1 damage.
  858. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  859. You acquire an item: Source essence
  860. Round 4: You lose 24 hit points
  861. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  862. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 1 attack power.
  863. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 1 defense.
  864. Round 5: Arbos casts CLUB FOOT!
  865. Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 1 defense.
  866. > Uh oh, I'm having trouble in combat.
  867. Round 6: Arbos attacks!
  868. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 1 damage.
  869. Round 7: You lose 23 hit points
  870. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  871. Took choice 1224/1: unknown
  872. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=1
  873.  
  874. [1] Noob Cave
  875. Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
  876. You acquire an item: LOV Eardigan
  877. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  878. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  879. Took choice 1225/1: Fight the Engineer
  880. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
  881. Encounter: LOV Engineer
  882. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  883. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  884.  
  885. [1] Noob Cave
  886. Encounter: LOV Engineer
  887. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  888. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  889. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  890. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
  891. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 2 defense.
  892. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  893. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  894. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  895. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
  896. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 2 defense.
  897. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  898. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
  899. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
  900. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  901. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  902. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  903. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
  904. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  905. Round 5: You lose 21 hit points
  906. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  907. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
  908. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  909. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
  910. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  911. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  912. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 21 damage.
  913. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
  914. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 2 defense.
  915. Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
  916. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  917. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 21 damage.
  918. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
  919. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  920. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  921. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  922. You acquire an item: cordial of concentration
  923. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  924. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  925. After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
  926. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  927. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscularity Points
  928. You gain 11 Meat.
  929. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  930. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  931. You acquire an item: X
  932. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  933. You gain a Muscle point!
  934. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  935. You gain a Mysticality point!
  936. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  937. Paranormal activity reported at Madness Bakery.
  938. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  939. Took choice 1226/1: unknown
  940. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=1
  941.  
  942. [1] Noob Cave
  943. Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
  944. You acquire an effect: Lovebotamy (50)
  945. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  946. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  947. Took choice 1227/1: Fight the Equivocator
  948. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
  949. Encounter: LOV Equivocator
  950. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  951. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  952. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  953.  
  954. [1] Noob Cave
  955. Encounter: LOV Equivocator
  956. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  957. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  958. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  959. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
  960. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
  961. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  962. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  963. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  964. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
  965. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
  966. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  967. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 1 damage.
  968. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
  969. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
  970. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  971. You acquire an item: Source essence
  972. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
  973. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 1 defense.
  974. Round 5: You lose 18 hit points
  975. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  976. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 1 attack power.
  977. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 1 defense.
  978. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 1 attack power.
  979. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
  980. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  981. Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 24 damage.
  982. Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
  983. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
  984. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
  985. Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
  986. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  987. Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 24 damage.
  988. Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
  989. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 1 attack power.
  990. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 1 defense.
  991. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  992. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  993. After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
  994. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  995. You gain 10 Meat.
  996. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  997. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  998. You gain some Muscle points!
  999. You gain a Level!
  1000. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  1001. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1002. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  1003. You gain a Moxie point!
  1004. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  1005. Took choice 1228/3: unknown
  1006. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=3
  1007. You acquire an item: LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  1008.  
  1009. cast 1 Patient Smile
  1010. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  1011.  
  1012. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  1013. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  1014.  
  1015. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1016. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1017.  
  1018. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  1019. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  1020.  
  1021. cast 1 Astral Shell
  1022. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  1023.  
  1024. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  1025. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  1026.  
  1027. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  1028. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  1029. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1030.  
  1031. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1032. You gain 76 hit points
  1033. > Ghost busting time! At: Madness Bakery
  1034. Encounter: Lending a Hand (and a Foot)
  1035. Took choice 1065/1: Okay, fine.  I'll go get your pie.
  1036. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1065&option=1
  1037. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  1038. > Pre Adventure at Madness Bakery done, beep.
  1039.  
  1040. [1] Madness Bakery
  1041. Encounter: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle
  1042. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1043. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1044. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1045. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  1046. Round 2: You lose 32 hit points
  1047. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  1048. Round 3: You lose 33 hit points
  1049. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  1050. Round 4: You lose 32 hit points
  1051. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  1052. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  1053. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  1054. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when MeatDog taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1055. After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
  1056. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  1057. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  1058. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  1059. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
  1060. You gain 10 Meat.
  1061. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1062. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  1063. You acquire an item: smoldering bagel punch
  1064. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  1065. After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
  1066. You gain some Muscle points!
  1067. You gain a Level!
  1068. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  1069. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1070. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  1071. You gain a Moxie point!
  1072.  
  1073. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1074. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1075. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1076. > Turn(0): Starting with 40 left at Level: 3
  1077. > Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 13.675
  1078. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1079. > HP: 103/184, MP: 47/150
  1080. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1081. > ML: 30 control: 10
  1082. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1083.  
  1084. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  1085.  
  1086. equip pants pantogram pants
  1087. > Found option for Numberology: 69 (adventures3)
  1088.  
  1089. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  1090. numberology 69
  1091. You gain 3 Adventures
  1092.  
  1093. place.php?whichplace=snojo&action=snojo_controller
  1094. Took choice 1118/3: moxie training
  1095. choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=3&pwd
  1096. > Let's unlock the guild.
  1097.  
  1098. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
  1099. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1100.  
  1101. [1] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1102. Encounter: Malice in Chains
  1103. Took choice 111/3: enter combat
  1104. choice.php?whichchoice=111&option=3&pwd
  1105. Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
  1106. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1107. Round 1: Sniffles dissolves some of your opponent's more important bits, leaving him weaker.
  1108. Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 attack power.
  1109. Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 defense.
  1110. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1111. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1112. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 attack power.
  1113. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 defense.
  1114. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1115. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
  1116. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1117. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1118. Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
  1119. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1120. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 attack power.
  1121. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 defense.
  1122. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1123. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 73 damage.
  1124. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  1125. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1126. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled NoodleMan. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  1127. After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  1128. You acquire an item: meteoreo
  1129. You gain 10 Meat
  1130. You gain 15 Meat.
  1131. After Battle: Sniffles vacuums up some loose trash and stuff. Man, getting the useful stuff out of there is going to be so gross.
  1132. You acquire an item: viking helmet
  1133. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  1134. You gain some Muscle points!
  1135. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  1136. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  1137.  
  1138. cast 1 Patient Smile
  1139. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  1140.  
  1141. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  1142. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  1143. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1144. > Turn(1): Starting with 42 left at Level: 3
  1145. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1146. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1147. > HP: 124/245, MP: 40/148
  1148. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1149. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1150. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1151.  
  1152. equip hat viking helmet
  1153. > Let's unlock the guild.
  1154.  
  1155. familiar XO Skeleton (16 lbs)
  1156. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1157.  
  1158. [2] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1159. Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
  1160. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1161. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1162. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1163. Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 12 attack power.
  1164. Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 12 defense.
  1165. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1166. Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 4 damage.
  1167. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1168. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1169. Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
  1170. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1171. Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 2 attack power.
  1172. Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 2 defense.
  1173. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1174. Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 71 damage.
  1175. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1176. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1177. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  1178. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  1179. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 2 lb. XO Skeleton
  1180. You gain 14 Meat
  1181. You gain 13 Meat.
  1182. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1183. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants
  1184. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  1185. You gain a Muscle point!
  1186. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  1187. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1188. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  1189. You gain a Moxie point!
  1190.  
  1191. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1192. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1193. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1194. > Turn(2): Starting with 41 left at Level: 3
  1195. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1196. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 159.5777697028413
  1197. > HP: 146/251, MP: 43/150
  1198. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1199. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1200. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1201. > Let's unlock the guild.
  1202.  
  1203. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
  1204. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1205.  
  1206. [3] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1207. Encounter: When Rocks Attack
  1208. Took choice 118/2: skip adventure
  1209. choice.php?whichchoice=118&option=2&pwd
  1210. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1211. > Turn(2): Starting with 41 left at Level: 3
  1212. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1213. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1214. > HP: 146/251, MP: 43/150
  1215. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1216. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1217. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1218. > Let's unlock the guild.
  1219.  
  1220. familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
  1221. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1222.  
  1223. [3] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1224. Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
  1225. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1226. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1227. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1228. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 attack power.
  1229. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 defense.
  1230. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1231. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
  1232. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1233. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1234. Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
  1235. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1236. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 2 attack power.
  1237. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 2 defense.
  1238. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1239. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 78 damage.
  1240. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1241. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1242. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when Maria the Broke taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1243. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  1244. You gain 10 Meat
  1245. You gain 14 Meat.
  1246. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1247. You acquire an item: viking helmet
  1248. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar
  1249. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  1250. You gain a Muscle point!
  1251. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  1252. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  1253. You gain a Moxie point!
  1254. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1255. > Turn(3): Starting with 40 left at Level: 3
  1256. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1257. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 159.5777697028413
  1258. > HP: 172/253, MP: 61/151
  1259. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1260. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1261. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1262. > Let's unlock the guild.
  1263.  
  1264. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
  1265. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1266.  
  1267. [4] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1268. Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
  1269. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1270. Round 1: Sniffles slurps up some of your opponent's armor. He doesn't look nearly as impressive without pants. (Or pants-analogues.)
  1271. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 attack power.
  1272. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 defense.
  1273. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  1274. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1275. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1276. Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 2 attack power.
  1277. Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
  1278. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1279. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 9 attack power.
  1280. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 9 defense.
  1281. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 attack power.
  1282. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 defense.
  1283. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1284. Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 4 damage.
  1285. Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
  1286. Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 2 defense.
  1287. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1288. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1289. Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
  1290. Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
  1291. Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
  1292. You acquire an effect: Mad at Science (5)
  1293. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1294. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 attack power.
  1295. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 defense.
  1296. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
  1297. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
  1298. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1299. Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 105 damage.
  1300. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  1301. Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
  1302. Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
  1303. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1304. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when MariachiCountess taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1305. After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
  1306. You gain 10 Meat
  1307. You gain 11 Meat.
  1308. After Battle: Sniffles oozes around, picking up bits of debris from the battle.
  1309. You acquire an item: strongness elixir
  1310. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
  1311. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  1312. You gain a Muscle point!
  1313. You gain a Level!
  1314. After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
  1315. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  1316. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1317. > Turn(4): Starting with 39 left at Level: 4
  1318. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1319. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1320. > HP: 188/261, MP: 73/153
  1321. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1322. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1323. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1324.  
  1325. autosell: 1 strongness elixir
  1326. You gain 100 Meat
  1327. > Let's unlock the guild.
  1328.  
  1329. familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
  1330. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1331.  
  1332. [5] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1333. Encounter: Malice in Chains
  1334. Took choice 111/3: enter combat
  1335. choice.php?whichchoice=111&option=3&pwd
  1336. Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
  1337. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1338. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1339. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1340. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
  1341. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 defense.
  1342. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1343. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 10 attack power.
  1344. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 10 defense.
  1345. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
  1346. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 defense.
  1347. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1348. Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
  1349. Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 attack power.
  1350. Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
  1351. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1352. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1353. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 attack power.
  1354. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 defense.
  1355. Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
  1356. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1357. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 attack power.
  1358. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 defense.
  1359. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
  1360. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 defense.
  1361. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1362. Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 108 damage.
  1363. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  1364. Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
  1365. Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 2 defense.
  1366. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1367. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when UncannyGavin gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  1368. You acquire an item: whiskey sour
  1369. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  1370. You gain 8 Meat
  1371. You gain 11 Meat.
  1372. After Battle: Boppin' Patty whistles a few bars of The Wanderer. It really gets your toes tappin'.
  1373. You acquire an item: viking helmet
  1374. After Battle: Boppin' Patty grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+5 Stats)
  1375. After Battle: You gain 26 Strongness
  1376. You gain a Muscle point!
  1377. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  1378. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
  1379. You gain a Moxie point!
  1380. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1381. > Turn(5): Starting with 38 left at Level: 4
  1382. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
  1383. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1384. > HP: 217/263, MP: 71/153
  1385. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1386. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1387. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1388. > Let's unlock the guild.
  1389.  
  1390. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
  1391. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1392.  
  1393. [6] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1394. Encounter: Up In Their Grill
  1395. Took choice 543/1: Grab the sausage, so to speak.  I mean... literally.
  1396. choice.php?whichchoice=543&option=1&pwd
  1397. You acquire an item: 11-inch knob sausage
  1398.  
  1399. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1400. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1401.  
  1402. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  1403. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  1404. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1405.  
  1406. Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
  1407. > Turn(6): Starting with 37 left at Level: 4
  1408. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1409. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1410. > HP: 243/263, MP: 73/153
  1411. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1412. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1413. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1414. > Looking for the knob.
  1415.  
  1416. familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
  1417. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1418.  
  1419. [7] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1420. Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
  1421. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1422. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1423. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1424. Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 attack power.
  1425. Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 defense.
  1426. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1427. Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 10 attack power.
  1428. Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 9 defense.
  1429. Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 attack power.
  1430. Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 defense.
  1431. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1432. Round 4: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 4 damage.
  1433. Round 4: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 attack power.
  1434. Round 4: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 defense.
  1435. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1436. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1437. Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 attack power.
  1438. Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 defense.
  1439. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  1440. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1441. Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 1 attack power.
  1442. Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 1 defense.
  1443. Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 attack power.
  1444. Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 defense.
  1445. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1446. Round 7: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 104 damage.
  1447. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  1448. Round 7: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 attack power.
  1449. Round 7: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 defense.
  1450. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1451. You acquire an item: bone with a price tag on it
  1452. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  1453. After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
  1454. You gain 16 Meat
  1455. You gain 15 Meat.
  1456. After Battle: Boppin' Patty makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
  1457. After Battle: Boppin' Patty suddenly shouts "Holy Jelly Molds, Arbos!" Then she grins, because... what? (+5 Stats)
  1458. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  1459. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  1460. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1461. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  1462. You gain a Moxie point!
  1463. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1464. > Turn(7): Starting with 36 left at Level: 4
  1465. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
  1466. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1467. > HP: 263/263, MP: 74/155
  1468. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1469. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1470. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1471. > Looking for the knob.
  1472.  
  1473. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
  1474. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1475.  
  1476. [8] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1477. Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
  1478. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1479. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1480. Round 1: Your opponent gets its arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
  1481. Round 1: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 8 attack power.
  1482. Round 1: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 8 defense.
  1483. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  1484. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1485. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1486. Round 2: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 attack power.
  1487. Round 2: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 5 defense.
  1488. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1489. Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 8 attack power.
  1490. Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 7 defense.
  1491. Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 2 attack power.
  1492. Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 defense.
  1493. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1494. Round 4: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 4 damage.
  1495. Round 4: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 3 attack power.
  1496. Round 4: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 5 defense.
  1497. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1498. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1499. Round 5: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 3 attack power.
  1500. Round 5: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 defense.
  1501. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  1502. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1503. Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 1 attack power.
  1504. Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 1 defense.
  1505. Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 attack power.
  1506. Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 5 defense.
  1507. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1508. Round 7: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 111 damage.
  1509. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  1510. Round 7: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 attack power.
  1511. Round 7: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 defense.
  1512. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1513. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when DeftThief taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1514. After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
  1515. You acquire an item: meadeorite
  1516. You gain 18 Meat
  1517. You gain 10 Meat.
  1518. After Battle: Sniffles plops wetly around the scene, helping you pick stuff up.
  1519. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
  1520. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
  1521. After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
  1522. You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
  1523. After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
  1524. You gain a Muscle point!
  1525. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  1526. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  1527. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1528. > Turn(8): Starting with 35 left at Level: 4
  1529. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1530. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1531. > HP: 259/259, MP: 69/155
  1532. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1533. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1534. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1535. > Looking for the knob.
  1536.  
  1537. familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
  1538. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1539.  
  1540. [9] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1541. Encounter: Malice in Chains
  1542. Took choice 111/3: enter combat
  1543. choice.php?whichchoice=111&option=3&pwd
  1544. Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
  1545. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1546. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1547. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1548. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
  1549. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 defense.
  1550. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1551. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 attack power.
  1552. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 defense.
  1553. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
  1554. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
  1555. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1556. Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
  1557. Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
  1558. Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
  1559. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1560. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1561. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
  1562. Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 defense.
  1563. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  1564. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1565. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 attack power.
  1566. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 defense.
  1567. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
  1568. Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
  1569. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1570. Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 96 damage.
  1571. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  1572. Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
  1573. Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
  1574. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1575. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled Eva the Warm. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  1576. After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  1577. You gain 10 Meat
  1578. You gain 14 Meat.
  1579. After Battle: Boppin' Patty makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
  1580. You acquire an item: viking helmet
  1581. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar
  1582. After Battle: Boppin' Patty suddenly shouts "Holy Split Seconds, Arbos!" Then she grins, because... what? (+6 Stats)
  1583. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  1584. You gain a Muscle point!
  1585. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  1586. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1587. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  1588. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1589. > Turn(9): Starting with 34 left at Level: 4
  1590. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
  1591. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1592. > HP: 261/261, MP: 66/157
  1593. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1594. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1595. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1596. > Looking for the knob.
  1597.  
  1598. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
  1599. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1600.  
  1601. [10] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1602. Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
  1603. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1604. Round 1: Sniffles slurps up some of your opponent's armor. He doesn't look nearly as impressive without pants. (Or pants-analogues.)
  1605. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 attack power.
  1606. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 defense.
  1607. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  1608. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1609. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1610. Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 2 attack power.
  1611. Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
  1612. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1613. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 7 attack power.
  1614. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 7 defense.
  1615. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
  1616. Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 defense.
  1617. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1618. Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 4 damage.
  1619. Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
  1620. Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 defense.
  1621. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1622. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1623. Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 attack power.
  1624. Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
  1625. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1626. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 attack power.
  1627. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 defense.
  1628. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
  1629. Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
  1630. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1631. Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 106 damage.
  1632. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  1633. Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
  1634. Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
  1635. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1636. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Nicky the Stoic totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  1637. After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
  1638. Your familiar gains a pound: Sniffles, the 2 lb. Gelatinous Cubeling
  1639. You gain 12 Meat
  1640. You gain 11 Meat.
  1641. After Battle: Sniffles slurps around, picking up discarded trash and bits.
  1642. You acquire an item: strongness elixir
  1643. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
  1644. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin Mutagen
  1645. After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
  1646. You gain a Muscle point!
  1647. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  1648. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  1649. You gain a Moxie point!
  1650. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1651. > Turn(10): Starting with 33 left at Level: 4
  1652. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
  1653. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 159.5777697028413
  1654. > HP: 263/263, MP: 60/157
  1655. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1656. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1657. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1658.  
  1659. autosell: 1 strongness elixir
  1660. You gain 100 Meat
  1661. > Looking for the knob.
  1662.  
  1663. familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
  1664. > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
  1665.  
  1666. [11] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1667. Encounter: Code Red
  1668. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin encryption key
  1669.  
  1670. cast 1 Patient Smile
  1671. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  1672.  
  1673. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  1674. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  1675.  
  1676. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1677. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1678. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1679. > Turn(11): Starting with 32 left at Level: 4
  1680. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
  1681. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
  1682. > HP: 263/263, MP: 35/157
  1683. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1684. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1685. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1686. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:5/2): Progress 0/24
  1687.  
  1688. familiar Exotic Parrot (16 lbs)
  1689. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  1690.  
  1691. [12] The Haunted Kitchen
  1692. Encounter: skullery maid
  1693. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1694. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1695. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1696. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1697. Round 2: skullery maid drops 10 attack power.
  1698. Round 2: skullery maid drops 10 defense.
  1699. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1700. Round 3: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
  1701. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1702. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1703. Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
  1704. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1705. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
  1706. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  1707. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1708. Round 6: skullery maid takes 72 damage.
  1709. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1710. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1711. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Supported Ariana took turns doing benchpresses with SealCampaign's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  1712. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  1713. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  1714. After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
  1715. You gain 33 Meat
  1716. You gain 10 Meat.
  1717. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  1718. After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
  1719. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  1720. You gain a Moxie point!
  1721. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1722. > Turn(12): Starting with 31 left at Level: 4
  1723. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  1724. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  1725. > HP: 265/265, MP: 50/157
  1726. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1727. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1728. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1729. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 2/24
  1730. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  1731.  
  1732. [13] The Haunted Kitchen
  1733. Encounter: skullery maid
  1734. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1735. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1736. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1737. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1738. Round 2: skullery maid drops 9 attack power.
  1739. Round 2: skullery maid drops 9 defense.
  1740. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1741. Round 3: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
  1742. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1743. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1744. Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
  1745. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1746. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
  1747. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  1748. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1749. Round 6: skullery maid takes 71 damage.
  1750. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  1751. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1752. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and PimpDancer took turns doing benchpresses with VodkaMonster the Drunk's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  1753. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  1754. After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
  1755. You gain 29 Meat
  1756. You gain 12 Meat.
  1757. You acquire an item: bottle of popskull
  1758. You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee
  1759. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  1760. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  1761. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1762. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  1763. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1764. > Turn(13): Starting with 30 left at Level: 4
  1765. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  1766. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  1767. > HP: 265/265, MP: 53/158
  1768. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1769. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1770. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1771. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 5/24
  1772. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  1773.  
  1774. [14] The Haunted Kitchen
  1775. Encounter: paper towelgeist
  1776. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1777. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1778. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1779. Round 2: paper towelgeist drops 9 attack power.
  1780. Round 2: paper towelgeist drops 9 defense.
  1781. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1782. Round 3: paper towelgeist takes 4 damage.
  1783. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1784. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1785. Round 4: You lose 17 hit points
  1786. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1787. Round 5: paper towelgeist drops 3 attack power.
  1788. Round 5: paper towelgeist drops 3 defense.
  1789. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1790. Round 6: paper towelgeist takes 75 damage.
  1791. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  1792. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1793. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when Martin the Drunk bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  1794. You acquire an item: super ka-bob
  1795. After Battle: Archibald squawks, "Awwrrk! Timmy's fallen down the well! *whistle*"
  1796. You gain 12 Meat.
  1797. After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
  1798. You gain a Muscle point!
  1799. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  1800. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  1801. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1802. > Turn(14): Starting with 29 left at Level: 4
  1803. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  1804. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  1805. > HP: 267/267, MP: 58/158
  1806. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1807. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1808. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1809. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 8/24
  1810. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  1811.  
  1812. [15] The Haunted Kitchen
  1813. Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
  1814. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1815. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1816. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1817. Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 8 attack power.
  1818. Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 8 defense.
  1819. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1820. Round 3: possessed silverware drawer takes 4 damage.
  1821. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1822. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1823. Round 4: You lose 17 hit points
  1824. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1825. Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 attack power.
  1826. Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 defense.
  1827. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1828. Round 6: possessed silverware drawer takes 70 damage.
  1829. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1830. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  1831. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1832. Round 7: possessed silverware drawer takes 71 damage.
  1833. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  1834. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1835. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when both AwesomeChef and Beefy Theodore complimented you on your dancing.
  1836. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  1837. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  1838. Your familiar gains a pound: Archibald, the 2 lb. Exotic Parrot
  1839. After Battle: Archibald squawks, "Awwrrk! Don't forget DL-6! *whistle*"
  1840. You gain 11 Meat.
  1841. You acquire an item: antique packet of ketchup
  1842. After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
  1843. You gain a Muscle point!
  1844. You gain a Level!
  1845. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  1846. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  1847. You gain a Moxie point!
  1848. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1849. > Turn(15): Starting with 28 left at Level: 5
  1850. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  1851. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  1852. > HP: 268/269, MP: 71/158
  1853. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1854. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1855. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1856. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map
  1857.  
  1858. use 1 Cobb's Knob map
  1859. > Turn(15): Starting with 28 left at Level: 5
  1860. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  1861. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  1862. > HP: 268/269, MP: 71/158
  1863. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1864. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1865. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1866. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 11/24
  1867. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  1868.  
  1869. [16] The Haunted Kitchen
  1870. Encounter: skullery maid
  1871. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1872. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1873. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1874. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1875. Round 2: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
  1876. Round 2: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  1877. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1878. Round 3: skullery maid drops 8 attack power.
  1879. Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 defense.
  1880. Round 3: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
  1881. Round 3: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  1882. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1883. Round 4: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
  1884. Round 4: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
  1885. Round 4: skullery maid drops 5 defense.
  1886. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1887. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1888. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
  1889. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  1890. Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
  1891. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1892. Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 attack power.
  1893. Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 defense.
  1894. Round 6: skullery maid drops 6 attack power.
  1895. Round 6: skullery maid drops 5 defense.
  1896. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1897. Round 7: skullery maid takes 83 damage.
  1898. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  1899. Round 7: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
  1900. Round 7: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  1901. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1902. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  1903. After Battle: You gain 3 Magicalness
  1904. After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
  1905. You gain 37 Meat
  1906. You gain 15 Meat.
  1907. You acquire an item: bottle of popskull
  1908. You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee
  1909. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  1910. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  1911. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1912. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  1913.  
  1914. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1915. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1916. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1917. > Turn(16): Starting with 27 left at Level: 5
  1918. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  1919. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  1920. > HP: 269/269, MP: 56/160
  1921. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1922. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1923. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1924. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 14/24
  1925. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  1926.  
  1927. [17] The Haunted Kitchen
  1928. Encounter: zombie chef
  1929. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1930. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1931. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1932. Round 2: zombie chef drops 8 attack power.
  1933. Round 2: zombie chef drops 8 defense.
  1934. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1935. Round 3: zombie chef takes 4 damage.
  1936. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1937. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1938. Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
  1939. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1940. Round 5: zombie chef drops 3 attack power.
  1941. Round 5: zombie chef drops 3 defense.
  1942. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1943. Round 6: zombie chef takes 72 damage.
  1944. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  1945. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1946. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Mister Fettucini. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  1947. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  1948. After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
  1949. You gain 50 Meat
  1950. You gain 11 Meat.
  1951. You acquire an item: zombie hollandaise
  1952. After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
  1953. You gain a Muscle point!
  1954. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
  1955. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
  1956. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1957. > Turn(17): Starting with 26 left at Level: 5
  1958. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  1959. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  1960. > HP: 272/272, MP: 61/160
  1961. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1962. > ML: 55 control: 10
  1963. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1964. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 16/24
  1965. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  1966.  
  1967. [18] The Haunted Kitchen
  1968. Encounter: skullery maid
  1969. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1970. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1971. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1972. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1973. Round 2: skullery maid drops 6 attack power.
  1974. Round 2: skullery maid drops 6 defense.
  1975. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1976. Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 attack power.
  1977. Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 defense.
  1978. Round 3: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
  1979. Round 3: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  1980. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1981. Round 4: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
  1982. Round 4: skullery maid drops 6 attack power.
  1983. Round 4: skullery maid drops 6 defense.
  1984. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1985. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1986. Round 5: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
  1987. Round 5: skullery maid drops 5 defense.
  1988. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  1989. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1990. Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 attack power.
  1991. Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 defense.
  1992. Round 6: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
  1993. Round 6: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
  1994. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1995. Round 7: skullery maid takes 91 damage.
  1996. Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
  1997. Round 7: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
  1998. Round 7: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
  1999. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2000. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when Captain Daft taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  2001. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  2002. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  2003. After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
  2004. You gain 31 Meat
  2005. You gain 14 Meat.
  2006. After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
  2007. You gain a Muscle point!
  2008. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  2009. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2010. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  2011. You gain a Moxie point!
  2012. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2013. > Turn(18): Starting with 25 left at Level: 5
  2014. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  2015. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  2016. > HP: 274/274, MP: 77/162
  2017. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2018. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2019. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2020. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 19/24
  2021. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  2022.  
  2023. [19] The Haunted Kitchen
  2024. Encounter: skullery maid
  2025. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2026. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2027. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2028. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2029. Round 2: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
  2030. Round 2: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
  2031. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2032. Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 attack power.
  2033. Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 defense.
  2034. Round 3: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
  2035. Round 3: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
  2036. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2037. Round 4: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
  2038. Round 4: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
  2039. Round 4: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  2040. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2041. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2042. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
  2043. Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  2044. Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
  2045. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2046. Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 attack power.
  2047. Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 defense.
  2048. Round 6: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
  2049. Round 6: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
  2050. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2051. Round 7: skullery maid takes 83 damage.
  2052. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  2053. Round 7: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
  2054. Round 7: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
  2055. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2056. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you armwrestled AlizarinBaby. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2057. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  2058. Your familiar gains a pound: Archibald, the 3 lb. Exotic Parrot
  2059. After Battle: Archibald squawks, "Awwrrk! Your actions are morally reprehensible. *whistle*"
  2060. You gain 31 Meat
  2061. You gain 14 Meat.
  2062. You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee
  2063. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  2064. After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
  2065. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  2066.  
  2067. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  2068. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  2069. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2070. > Turn(19): Starting with 24 left at Level: 5
  2071. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  2072. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  2073. > HP: 274/274, MP: 77/162
  2074. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2075. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2076. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2077. > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 22/24
  2078. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  2079.  
  2080. [20] The Haunted Kitchen
  2081. Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
  2082. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2083. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2084. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2085. Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
  2086. Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 5 defense.
  2087. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2088. Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 8 attack power.
  2089. Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 7 defense.
  2090. Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 attack power.
  2091. Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 defense.
  2092. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2093. Round 4: possessed silverware drawer takes 4 damage.
  2094. Round 4: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
  2095. Round 4: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 defense.
  2096. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2097. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2098. Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 attack power.
  2099. Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 defense.
  2100. Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
  2101. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2102. Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 2 attack power.
  2103. Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 2 defense.
  2104. Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
  2105. Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 6 defense.
  2106. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2107. Round 7: possessed silverware drawer takes 90 damage.
  2108. Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
  2109. Round 7: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
  2110. Round 7: possessed silverware drawer drops 6 defense.
  2111. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2112. You acquire an item: Spookyraven billiards room key
  2113. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and Mega Molly and Whiskey Horace won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  2114. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  2115. After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
  2116. You gain 11 Meat.
  2117. You acquire an item: eggbeater
  2118. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  2119. You gain a Muscle point!
  2120. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  2121. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2122. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  2123.  
  2124. cast 1 Astral Shell
  2125. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  2126.  
  2127. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  2128. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  2129. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2130. > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
  2131. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 21.0525
  2132. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 115.0
  2133. > HP: 276/276, MP: 76/163
  2134. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2135. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2136. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2137.  
  2138. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2139. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2140. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2141. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2142.  
  2143. familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
  2144. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  2145. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  2146.  
  2147. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2148. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2149. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2150. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2151. Encounter: Witchess Rook
  2152. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2153. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  2154.  
  2155. [21] Noob Cave
  2156. Encounter: Witchess Rook
  2157. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2158. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2159. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2160. Round 2: Witchess Rook drops 5 attack power.
  2161. Round 2: Witchess Rook drops 3 defense.
  2162. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2163. Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 9 attack power.
  2164. Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 12 defense.
  2165. Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
  2166. Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 5 defense.
  2167. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2168. Round 4: Witchess Rook takes 5 damage.
  2169. Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 6 attack power.
  2170. Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
  2171. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2172. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2173. Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
  2174. Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
  2175. Round 5: Witchess Rook takes 3 damage.
  2176. Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
  2177. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2178. Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 3 attack power.
  2179. Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
  2180. Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
  2181. Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 6 defense.
  2182. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2183. Round 7: Witchess Rook takes 72 damage.
  2184. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  2185. Round 7: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
  2186. Round 7: Witchess Rook drops 6 defense.
  2187. Round 7: Witchess Rook takes 2 damage.
  2188. Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
  2189. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2190. Round 8: Witchess Rook takes 71 damage.
  2191. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  2192. Round 8: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
  2193. Round 8: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
  2194. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  2195. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when both BistreWhatever the Kind and Awesome Trinity complimented you on your dancing.
  2196. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  2197. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  2198. Your familiar gains a pound: Boppin' Patty, the 2 lb. Rockin' Robin
  2199. You gain 15 Meat.
  2200. After Battle: Boppin' Patty makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
  2201. You acquire an item: Greek fire
  2202. After Battle: Boppin' Patty suddenly shouts "Holy Tapes, Arbos!" Then she grins, because... what? (+6 Stats)
  2203. After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness
  2204. You gain a Muscle point!
  2205. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  2206. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  2207. You gain a Moxie point!
  2208. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2209. > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
  2210. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 23.770000000000003
  2211. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
  2212. > HP: 275/278, MP: 61/163
  2213. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2214. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2215. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2216.  
  2217. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2218. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2219. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2220. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2221. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  2222. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  2223.  
  2224. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2225. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2226. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2227. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2228. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  2229. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2230. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  2231.  
  2232. [21] Noob Cave
  2233. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  2234. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2235. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2236. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2237. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
  2238. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
  2239. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2240. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  2241. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  2242. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 4 attack power.
  2243. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
  2244. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2245. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  2246. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 5 attack power.
  2247. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 6 defense.
  2248. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2249. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2250. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 5 attack power.
  2251. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 4 defense.
  2252. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  2253. Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
  2254. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2255. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 3 attack power.
  2256. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 4 defense.
  2257. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
  2258. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 4 defense.
  2259. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2260. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 71 damage.
  2261. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  2262. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
  2263. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
  2264. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  2265. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  2266. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2267. robin's egg is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
  2268. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 70 damage.
  2269. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  2270. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
  2271. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
  2272. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  2273. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and PokeyCountess and DankLover won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  2274. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  2275. You gain 11 Meat.
  2276. After Battle: Boppin' Patty whistles a few bars of When A Man Loves A Women. It really gets your toes tappin'.
  2277. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  2278. You acquire an item: robin's egg
  2279. After Battle: Boppin' Patty grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+5 Stats)
  2280. After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
  2281. You gain a Muscle point!
  2282. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  2283. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2284. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  2285. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2286. > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
  2287. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 23.770000000000003
  2288. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
  2289. > HP: 264/280, MP: 46/165
  2290. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2291. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2292. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2293.  
  2294. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2295. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2296. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2297. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2298.  
  2299. familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
  2300. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  2301. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  2302.  
  2303. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2304. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2305. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2306. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2307. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  2308. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2309. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  2310.  
  2311. [21] Noob Cave
  2312. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  2313. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2314. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2315. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2316. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  2317. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  2318. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2319. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  2320. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2321. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2322. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
  2323. Round 4: You lose 25 hit points
  2324. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2325. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 4 attack power.
  2326. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
  2327. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2328. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 71 damage.
  2329. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2330. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  2331. Round 6: You lose 24 hit points
  2332. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2333. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 71 damage.
  2334. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  2335. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2336. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when UncannyPunk the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  2337. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  2338. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  2339. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  2340. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  2341. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
  2342. You gain 13 Meat.
  2343. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2344. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  2345. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  2346. You acquire an item: O
  2347. After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
  2348. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  2349. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  2350. You gain a Moxie point!
  2351. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2352. > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
  2353. > Encounter: -15.0   Exp Bonus: 20.125
  2354. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
  2355. > HP: 251/280, MP: 51/165
  2356. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2357. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2358. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2359.  
  2360. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2361. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2362. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2363. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2364.  
  2365. familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
  2366. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  2367. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  2368.  
  2369. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2370. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2371. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2372. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2373. Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH SCIENCE!
  2374. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2375. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  2376.  
  2377. [21] Noob Cave
  2378. Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH SCIENCE!
  2379. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2380. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2381. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2382. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  2383. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  2384. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2385. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  2386. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2387. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2388. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  2389. Round 4: You lose 25 hit points
  2390. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  2391. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  2392. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  2393. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled InsaneAgent. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2394. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
  2395. You gain 13 Meat.
  2396. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Zevon's Sixteenth Law of Gravity says the force acting on an object is equal to the love of the object times its mysteries!"
  2397. You acquire an item: BACON
  2398. After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
  2399. You gain a Muscle point!
  2400. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  2401. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2402. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  2403. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2404. > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
  2405. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.125
  2406. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 162.66479394838265
  2407. > HP: 226/282, MP: 46/167
  2408. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2409. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2410. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2411.  
  2412. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2413. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2414. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2415. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2416.  
  2417. familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
  2418. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  2419. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  2420.  
  2421. [21] Your Witchess Set
  2422. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  2423. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  2424. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  2425. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  2426. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2427. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  2428.  
  2429. [21] Noob Cave
  2430. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  2431. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2432. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2433. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2434. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  2435. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  2436. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2437. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  2438. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2439. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2440. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  2441. Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
  2442. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2443. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 4 attack power.
  2444. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
  2445. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2446. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 75 damage.
  2447. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2448. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  2449. Round 6: You lose 24 hit points
  2450. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2451. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 75 damage.
  2452. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  2453. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2454. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  2455. After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
  2456. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  2457. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  2458. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  2459. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
  2460. You gain 14 Meat.
  2461. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2462. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  2463. After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
  2464. You gain a Muscle point!
  2465. After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
  2466. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  2467. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2468. > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
  2469. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.125
  2470. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
  2471. > HP: 213/284, MP: 56/167
  2472. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2473. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2474. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2475.  
  2476. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  2477. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  2478.  
  2479. drink 3 Sacramento wine
  2480. You gain 6 Adventures
  2481. You gain 40 Beefiness
  2482. You gain 11 Enchantedness
  2483. You gain 24 Smarm
  2484. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  2485. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  2486. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  2487. You gain 6 Adventures
  2488. You gain 40 Muscleboundness
  2489. You gain a Muscle point!
  2490. You gain 14 Mysteriousness
  2491. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2492. You gain 16 Sarcasm
  2493. You gain a Moxie point!
  2494. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  2495. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  2496. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  2497. You gain 6 Adventures
  2498. You gain 18 Fortitude
  2499. You gain 24 Magicalness
  2500. You gain 16 Smarm
  2501. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  2502. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  2503. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  2504. > Well, I need a pool cueball...
  2505.  
  2506. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
  2507.  
  2508. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  2509. You gain 27 Muscularity Points
  2510. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
  2511.  
  2512. [21] Rest in your dwelling
  2513. You gain 9 hit points
  2514. You gain 10 Muscularity Points
  2515.  
  2516. [21] The Haunted Billiards Room
  2517. Encounter: chalkdust wraith
  2518. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2519. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2520. Round 1: Sniffles dissolves some of your opponent's more important bits, leaving it weaker.
  2521. Round 1: chalkdust wraith drops 8 attack power.
  2522. Round 1: chalkdust wraith drops 8 defense.
  2523. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2524. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2525. Round 2: chalkdust wraith takes 1 damage.
  2526. Round 2: You lose 43 hit points
  2527. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2528. Round 3: chalkdust wraith takes 1 damage.
  2529. Round 3: You lose 43 hit points
  2530. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2531. Round 4: chalkdust wraith takes 1 damage.
  2532. Round 4: You lose 43 hit points
  2533. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  2534. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  2535. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  2536. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  2537. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and WonderfulLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  2538. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  2539. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  2540. You gain 14 Meat.
  2541. After Battle: Sniffles plops wetly around the scene, helping you pick stuff up.
  2542. You acquire an item: handful of hand chalk
  2543. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  2544. After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
  2545. You gain a Muscle point!
  2546. You gain a Level!
  2547. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  2548. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2549. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  2550. You gain a Moxie point!
  2551.  
  2552. cast 1 Patient Smile
  2553. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  2554.  
  2555. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2556. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2557.  
  2558. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  2559. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  2560. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2561. > Turn(21): Starting with 40 left at Level: 6
  2562. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.21875
  2563. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  2564. > HP: 108/288, MP: 36/170
  2565. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2566. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2567. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2568. > Well, I need a pool cueball...
  2569.  
  2570. familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
  2571. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
  2572.  
  2573. [22] The Haunted Billiards Room
  2574. Encounter: pooltergeist
  2575. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2576. Round 1: pooltergeist takes 3 damage.
  2577. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  2578. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2579. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2580. Round 2: pooltergeist drops 9 attack power.
  2581. Round 2: pooltergeist drops 8 defense.
  2582. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2583. Round 3: pooltergeist takes 5 damage.
  2584. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2585. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2586. Round 4: pooltergeist takes 3 damage.
  2587. Round 4: You lose 14 hit points
  2588. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2589. Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 attack power.
  2590. Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 defense.
  2591. Round 5: Arbos casts NORTHERN EXPLOSION!
  2592. Round 6: pooltergeist takes 179 damage.
  2593. Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
  2594. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2595. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you and Doctor Majestic and Countess Super won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  2596. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  2597. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 3 lb. XO Skeleton
  2598. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  2599. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  2600. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  2601. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscularity Points
  2602. You gain 12 Meat.
  2603. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2604. You acquire an item: 8-ball
  2605. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  2606. You gain a Muscle point!
  2607. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  2608. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  2609. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2610. > Turn(22): Starting with 39 left at Level: 6
  2611. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.21875
  2612. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  2613. > HP: 112/290, MP: 44/170
  2614. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2615. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2616. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2617. > Well, I need a pool cueball...
  2618.  
  2619. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
  2620. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
  2621.  
  2622. [23] The Haunted Billiards Room
  2623. Encounter: That's Your Cue
  2624. You acquire an item: pool cue
  2625.  
  2626. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  2627. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  2628.  
  2629. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  2630. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  2631. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2632. > Turn(23): Starting with 38 left at Level: 6
  2633. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.21875
  2634. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  2635. > HP: 134/290, MP: 53/170
  2636. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2637. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2638. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2639. > Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 16 <= 18
  2640. > Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
  2641. > Well, maybe I'll just deal with not being drunk enough, punk
  2642.  
  2643. use 1 handful of hand chalk
  2644. You acquire an effect: Chalky Hand (5)
  2645. > It's billiards time!
  2646.  
  2647. familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
  2648. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
  2649.  
  2650. [24] The Haunted Billiards Room
  2651. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pooltergeist
  2652. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2653. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2654. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2655. Round 2: pooltergeist drops 9 attack power.
  2656. Round 2: pooltergeist drops 8 defense.
  2657. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2658. Round 3: pooltergeist takes 5 damage.
  2659. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2660. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2661. Round 4: pooltergeist takes 3 damage.
  2662. Round 4: You lose 14 hit points
  2663. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2664. Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 attack power.
  2665. Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 defense.
  2666. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2667. Round 6: pooltergeist takes 65 damage.
  2668. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  2669. Round 6: pooltergeist takes 2 damage.
  2670. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  2671. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2672. Round 7: pooltergeist takes 65 damage.
  2673. Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
  2674. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2675. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when you and Meat Genesis took turns doing benchpresses with BoozeLover's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  2676. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  2677. You gain 12 Meat.
  2678. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2679. You acquire an item: 5-ball
  2680. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah CatFeet!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  2681. You acquire an item: BACON
  2682. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  2683. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  2684. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  2685. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2686. > Turn(24): Starting with 37 left at Level: 6
  2687. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.21875
  2688. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 207.66479394838265
  2689. > HP: 131/290, MP: 71/170
  2690. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2691. > ML: 55 control: 10
  2692. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2693. > Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 16 <= 18
  2694. > Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
  2695. > Well, maybe I'll just deal with not being drunk enough, punk
  2696. > It's billiards time!
  2697.  
  2698. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
  2699. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
  2700.  
  2701. [25] The Haunted Billiards Room
  2702. Encounter: Welcome To Our ool Table
  2703. Took choice 875/1: try to beat ghost
  2704. choice.php?whichchoice=875&option=1&pwd
  2705. You acquire an item: Spookyraven library key
  2706.  
  2707. cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  2708. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  2709. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  2710. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  2711. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  2712. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  2713.  
  2714. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  2715. You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
  2716.  
  2717. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  2718. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  2719. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2720. > Turn(25): Starting with 36 left at Level: 6
  2721. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 23.39375
  2722. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  2723. > HP: 153/290, MP: 57/170
  2724. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2725. > ML: 67 control: 10
  2726. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2727. > Well, we need writing desks
  2728. > Going to the liberry!
  2729.  
  2730. familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
  2731. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Library done, beep.
  2732.  
  2733. [26] The Haunted Library
  2734. Encounter: writing desk NAMED NEIL
  2735. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2736. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2737. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  2738. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  2739. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 10 damage.
  2740. Round 2: writing desk takes 10 damage.
  2741. Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
  2742. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2743. Round 3: writing desk drops 10 attack power.
  2744. Round 3: writing desk drops 10 defense.
  2745. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 10 damage.
  2746. Round 3: writing desk takes 10 damage.
  2747. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2748. Round 4: writing desk takes 5 damage.
  2749. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 11 damage.
  2750. Round 4: writing desk takes 11 damage.
  2751. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2752. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2753. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 12 damage.
  2754. Round 5: writing desk takes 12 damage.
  2755. Round 5: You lose 22 hit points
  2756. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2757. Round 6: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
  2758. Round 6: writing desk drops 4 defense.
  2759. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 12 damage.
  2760. Round 6: writing desk takes 12 damage.
  2761. Round 6: Arbos casts DIGITIZE!
  2762. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 9 damage.
  2763. Round 7: writing desk takes 9 damage.
  2764. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2765. Round 8: writing desk takes 64 damage.
  2766. Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
  2767. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 7 damage.
  2768. Round 8: writing desk takes 7 damage.
  2769. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  2770. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled SuperQueen. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2771. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  2772. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  2773. You gain 13 Meat.
  2774. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2775. You acquire an item: inkwell
  2776. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  2777. You acquire an item: BACON
  2778. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
  2779. You gain a Muscle point!
  2780. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  2781. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2782. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  2783. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2784. > Turn(26): Starting with 35 left at Level: 6
  2785. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 24.006249999999998
  2786. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 207.66479394838265
  2787. > HP: 127/294, MP: 22/172
  2788. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2789. > ML: 67 control: 10
  2790. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2791.  
  2792. Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
  2793. > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 0 --> 3
  2794. > Trying to find a mosquito.
  2795.  
  2796. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
  2797.  
  2798. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  2799. You gain 30 Muscularity Points
  2800. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  2801.  
  2802. [27] The Spooky Forest
  2803. Encounter: spooky mummy
  2804. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2805. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2806. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  2807. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2808. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2809. Round 2: spooky mummy drops 8 attack power.
  2810. Round 2: spooky mummy drops 7 defense.
  2811. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2812. Round 3: spooky mummy takes 5 damage.
  2813. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2814. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2815. Round 4: You lose 6 hit points
  2816. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2817. Round 5: spooky mummy drops 3 attack power.
  2818. Round 5: spooky mummy drops 3 defense.
  2819. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2820. Round 6: spooky mummy takes 81 damage.
  2821. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  2822. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2823. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Captain Void totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  2824. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  2825. You gain 18 Meat
  2826. You gain 12 Meat.
  2827. After Battle: Sniffles glorps around, slurping up some random trash and debris.
  2828. After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
  2829. You acquire an item: eleven-foot pole
  2830. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  2831. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  2832. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  2833. You gain a Moxie point!
  2834.  
  2835. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2836. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2837. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2838. > Turn(27): Starting with 34 left at Level: 6
  2839. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  2840. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  2841. > HP: 143/294, MP: 54/172
  2842. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2843. > ML: 67 control: 10
  2844. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2845. > Trying to find a mosquito.
  2846.  
  2847. familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
  2848. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  2849.  
  2850. [28] The Spooky Forest
  2851. Encounter: triffid WITH BACON!!!
  2852. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2853. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  2854. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2855. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2856. Round 2: triffid drops 8 attack power.
  2857. Round 2: triffid drops 8 defense.
  2858. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2859. Round 3: triffid takes 5 damage.
  2860. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2861. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2862. Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
  2863. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2864. Round 5: triffid drops 3 attack power.
  2865. Round 5: triffid drops 3 defense.
  2866. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2867. moxie weed is not multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was
  2868. Round 6: triffid takes 79 damage.
  2869. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2870. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2871. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and SteakPunk totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  2872. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  2873. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 2 lb. Intergnat
  2874. You gain 13 Meat.
  2875. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  2876. You acquire an item: moxie weed
  2877. You acquire an item: spooky stick
  2878. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  2879. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  2880. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  2881. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  2882. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2883. > Turn(28): Starting with 33 left at Level: 6
  2884. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  2885. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  2886. > HP: 153/294, MP: 61/172
  2887. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2888. > ML: 67 control: 10
  2889. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2890.  
  2891. autosell: 1 moxie weed
  2892. You gain 100 Meat
  2893. > Trying to find a mosquito.
  2894.  
  2895. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
  2896. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  2897.  
  2898. [29] The Spooky Forest
  2899. Encounter: bar
  2900. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2901. Round 1: Your opponent gets its arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
  2902. Round 1: bar drops 8 attack power.
  2903. Round 1: bar drops 8 defense.
  2904. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2905. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2906. Round 2: bar drops 4 attack power.
  2907. Round 2: bar drops 3 defense.
  2908. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2909. Round 3: bar drops 6 attack power.
  2910. Round 3: bar drops 6 defense.
  2911. Round 3: bar drops 5 attack power.
  2912. Round 3: bar drops 3 defense.
  2913. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2914. Round 4: bar takes 5 damage.
  2915. Round 4: bar drops 3 attack power.
  2916. Round 4: bar drops 3 defense.
  2917. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2918. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2919. Round 5: bar drops 3 attack power.
  2920. Round 5: bar drops 4 defense.
  2921. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  2922. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2923. Round 6: bar drops 2 attack power.
  2924. Round 6: bar drops 2 defense.
  2925. Round 6: bar drops 4 attack power.
  2926. Round 6: bar drops 4 defense.
  2927. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2928. Round 7: bar takes 101 damage.
  2929. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  2930. Round 7: bar drops 3 attack power.
  2931. Round 7: bar drops 5 defense.
  2932. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2933. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when MariachiChief gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  2934. You acquire an item: fine wine
  2935. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  2936. You gain 33 Meat
  2937. You gain 12 Meat.
  2938. After Battle: Sniffles plops wetly around the scene, helping you pick stuff up.
  2939. You acquire an item: bar skin
  2940. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  2941. You gain a Muscle point!
  2942. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  2943. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2944. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
  2945. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2946. > Turn(29): Starting with 32 left at Level: 6
  2947. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  2948. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  2949. > HP: 182/296, MP: 70/173
  2950. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2951. > ML: 67 control: 10
  2952. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2953. > Trying to find a mosquito.
  2954.  
  2955. familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
  2956. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  2957.  
  2958. [30] The Spooky Forest
  2959. Encounter: spooky vampire WITH SCIENCE!
  2960. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2961. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2962. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2963. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2964. Round 2: spooky vampire drops 5 attack power.
  2965. Round 2: spooky vampire drops 3 defense.
  2966. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2967. Round 3: spooky vampire drops 7 attack power.
  2968. Round 3: spooky vampire drops 7 defense.
  2969. Round 3: spooky vampire drops 4 attack power.
  2970. Round 3: spooky vampire drops 4 defense.
  2971. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2972. Round 4: spooky vampire takes 6 damage.
  2973. Round 4: spooky vampire drops 3 attack power.
  2974. Round 4: spooky vampire drops 5 defense.
  2975. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2976. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2977. Round 5: spooky vampire drops 4 attack power.
  2978. Round 5: spooky vampire drops 4 defense.
  2979. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  2980. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  2981. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  2982. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2983. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  2984. After Battle: You gain 3 Roguishness
  2985. After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
  2986. You gain 10 Meat.
  2987. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually quantum harmonic radiation!"
  2988. You acquire an item: BACON
  2989. After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
  2990. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
  2991. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  2992. You gain a Moxie point!
  2993.  
  2994. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  2995. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  2996. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2997. > Turn(30): Starting with 31 left at Level: 6
  2998. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  2999. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  3000. > HP: 204/288, MP: 50/173
  3001. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3002. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3003. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3004. > Trying to find a mosquito.
  3005.  
  3006. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
  3007. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3008.  
  3009. [31] The Spooky Forest
  3010. Encounter: spooky vampire
  3011. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3012. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3013. Round 1: Your opponent gets his arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
  3014. Round 1: spooky vampire drops 8 attack power.
  3015. Round 1: spooky vampire drops 8 defense.
  3016. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3017. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3018. Round 2: spooky vampire drops 7 attack power.
  3019. Round 2: spooky vampire drops 7 defense.
  3020. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3021. Round 3: spooky vampire takes 5 damage.
  3022. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3023. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3024. Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
  3025. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3026. Round 5: spooky vampire drops 2 attack power.
  3027. Round 5: spooky vampire drops 2 defense.
  3028. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3029. Round 6: spooky vampire takes 72 damage.
  3030. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  3031. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3032. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when both BoozerAgent and FuzzyWhatever the Cunning complimented you on your dancing.
  3033. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  3034. Your familiar gains a pound: Sniffles, the 3 lb. Gelatinous Cubeling
  3035. You gain 12 Meat
  3036. You gain 15 Meat.
  3037. After Battle: Sniffles slurps around, picking up discarded trash and bits.
  3038. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  3039. You gain a Muscle point!
  3040. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  3041. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  3042.  
  3043. cast 1 Patient Smile
  3044. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  3045.  
  3046. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3047. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3048.  
  3049. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  3050. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  3051. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3052. > Turn(31): Starting with 30 left at Level: 6
  3053. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3054. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3055. > HP: 225/290, MP: 27/173
  3056. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3057. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3058. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3059. > Trying to find a mosquito.
  3060.  
  3061. familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
  3062.  
  3063. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  3064. You gain 22 Muscularity Points
  3065.  
  3066. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  3067. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  3068. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3069.  
  3070. [32] The Spooky Forest
  3071. Encounter: warwelf
  3072. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3073. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3074. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3075. Round 2: warwelf drops 8 attack power.
  3076. Round 2: warwelf drops 7 defense.
  3077. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3078. Round 3: warwelf takes 5 damage.
  3079. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3080. Round 4: warwelf drops 3 attack power.
  3081. Round 4: warwelf drops 3 defense.
  3082. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3083. Round 5: warwelf takes 64 damage.
  3084. Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
  3085. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  3086. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when PunkFuzzyKing taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  3087. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  3088. You gain 25 Meat
  3089. You gain 15 Meat.
  3090. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  3091. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  3092. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  3093. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  3094. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3095. > Turn(32): Starting with 29 left at Level: 6
  3096. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3097. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3098. > HP: 255/290, MP: 62/173
  3099. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3100. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3101. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3102. > Trying to find a mosquito.
  3103.  
  3104. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
  3105. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3106.  
  3107. [33] The Spooky Forest
  3108. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3109. Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
  3110. choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=2&pwd
  3111. Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
  3112. Took choice 505/1: gain mosquito larva then 3 spooky mushrooms
  3113. choice.php?whichchoice=505&option=1&pwd
  3114. You acquire an item: mosquito larva
  3115.  
  3116. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3117. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  3118. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3119. > Turn(33): Starting with 28 left at Level: 6
  3120. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3121. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3122. > HP: 283/290, MP: 57/173
  3123. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3124. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3125. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3126. You gain 500 Meat
  3127.  
  3128. Visiting Bart Ender
  3129. > Time for a tree-holed coin
  3130.  
  3131. familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
  3132. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3133.  
  3134. [34] The Spooky Forest
  3135. Encounter: writing desk WITH SCIENCE!
  3136. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3137. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3138. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3139. Round 2: writing desk drops 10 attack power.
  3140. Round 2: writing desk drops 10 defense.
  3141. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3142. Round 3: writing desk takes 5 damage.
  3143. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  3144. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  3145. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  3146. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  3147. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  3148. You gain 11 Meat.
  3149. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Disraeli's Fifteenth Law of Color says any two objects exert math on each other, regardless of their frequency!"
  3150. You acquire an item: BACON
  3151. After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
  3152. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  3153. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  3154. You gain a Moxie point!
  3155. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3156. > Turn(34): Starting with 27 left at Level: 6
  3157. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3158. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  3159. > HP: 290/290, MP: 79/175
  3160. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3161. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3162. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3163. > Gotginb Goofballs
  3164. Buying goofballs from the suspicious looking guy
  3165. You acquire an item: bottle of goofballs
  3166.  
  3167. add to closet: 1 bottle of goofballs
  3168. > Time for a tree-holed coin
  3169.  
  3170. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
  3171. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3172.  
  3173. [35] The Spooky Forest
  3174. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3175. Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
  3176. choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=2&pwd
  3177. Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
  3178. Took choice 505/2: gain 300 meat & tree-holed coin then nothing
  3179. choice.php?whichchoice=505&option=2&pwd
  3180. You gain 300 Meat
  3181. You acquire an item: tree-holed coin
  3182.  
  3183. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3184. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  3185. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3186. > Turn(35): Starting with 26 left at Level: 6
  3187. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3188. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3189. > HP: 290/290, MP: 60/175
  3190. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3191. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3192. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3193.  
  3194. buy 6 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  3195. You spent 282 Meat
  3196. You acquire wad of dough (6)
  3197.  
  3198. buy 6 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  3199. You spent 396 Meat
  3200. You acquire soda water (6)
  3201.  
  3202. [36] Cook 6 wad of dough + 6 soda water
  3203. You acquire loaf of soda bread (6)
  3204. Crafting used 6 each of wad of dough and soda water
  3205.  
  3206. Converting 6 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  3207. > Compressed 6 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 3 --> 39
  3208. > Need a spooky map now
  3209.  
  3210. familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
  3211. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3212.  
  3213. [36] The Spooky Forest
  3214. Encounter: spooky mummy WITH SCIENCE!
  3215. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3216. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3217. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  3218. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3219. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3220. Round 2: spooky mummy drops 3 attack power.
  3221. Round 2: spooky mummy drops 4 defense.
  3222. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3223. Round 3: spooky mummy drops 7 attack power.
  3224. Round 3: spooky mummy drops 7 defense.
  3225. Round 3: spooky mummy drops 4 attack power.
  3226. Round 3: spooky mummy drops 4 defense.
  3227. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3228. Round 4: spooky mummy takes 5 damage.
  3229. Round 4: spooky mummy drops 5 attack power.
  3230. Round 4: spooky mummy drops 3 defense.
  3231. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  3232. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  3233. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  3234. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and StinkyChipmunk the Inebriated took turns doing benchpresses with Caroline the Inebriated's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  3235. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  3236. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  3237. You gain 14 Meat.
  3238. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Cerulean Matter!"
  3239. You acquire an item: BACON
  3240. After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
  3241. You gain a Muscle point!
  3242. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  3243. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  3244.  
  3245. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3246. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3247. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3248. > Turn(36): Starting with 25 left at Level: 6
  3249. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3250. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  3251. > HP: 292/292, MP: 62/175
  3252. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3253. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3254. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3255. > Need a spooky map now
  3256.  
  3257. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
  3258. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3259.  
  3260. [37] The Spooky Forest
  3261. Encounter: triffid
  3262. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3263. Round 1: Your opponent gets its arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
  3264. Round 1: triffid drops 9 attack power.
  3265. Round 1: triffid drops 9 defense.
  3266. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  3267. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3268. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3269. Round 2: triffid drops 3 attack power.
  3270. Round 2: triffid drops 4 defense.
  3271. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3272. Round 3: triffid drops 6 attack power.
  3273. Round 3: triffid drops 6 defense.
  3274. Round 3: triffid drops 3 attack power.
  3275. Round 3: triffid drops 4 defense.
  3276. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3277. Round 4: triffid takes 5 damage.
  3278. Round 4: triffid drops 3 attack power.
  3279. Round 4: triffid drops 5 defense.
  3280. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3281. Round 5: triffid drops 2 attack power.
  3282. Round 5: triffid drops 2 defense.
  3283. Round 5: triffid drops 5 attack power.
  3284. Round 5: triffid drops 3 defense.
  3285. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3286. Round 6: triffid takes 93 damage.
  3287. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3288. Round 6: triffid drops 5 attack power.
  3289. Round 6: triffid drops 5 defense.
  3290. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3291. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Sleazy Elizabeth and SealPunk won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  3292. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  3293. You gain 10 Meat.
  3294. After Battle: Sniffles glorps around, slurping up some random trash and debris.
  3295. You acquire an item: moxie weed
  3296. You acquire an item: spooky stick
  3297. After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
  3298. You acquire an item: ring of Detect Boring Doors
  3299. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness
  3300. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  3301. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  3302. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3303. > Turn(37): Starting with 24 left at Level: 6
  3304. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3305. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3306. > HP: 292/292, MP: 66/175
  3307. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3308. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3309. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3310.  
  3311. autosell: 1 moxie weed
  3312. You gain 100 Meat
  3313. > Need a spooky map now
  3314.  
  3315. familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
  3316. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3317.  
  3318. [38] The Spooky Forest
  3319. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3320. Took choice 502/3: gain a starter item, gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer (0), gain spooky temple map
  3321. choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=3&pwd
  3322. Encounter: Through Thicket and Thinnet
  3323. Took choice 506/3: gain spooky temple map
  3324. choice.php?whichchoice=506&option=3&pwd
  3325. Encounter: O Lith, Mon
  3326. Took choice 507/1: gain Spooky Temple map
  3327. choice.php?whichchoice=507&option=1&pwd
  3328. You acquire an item: Spooky Temple map
  3329.  
  3330. cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
  3331. You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
  3332.  
  3333. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3334. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  3335. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3336. > Turn(38): Starting with 23 left at Level: 6
  3337. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
  3338. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
  3339. > HP: 292/292, MP: 56/175
  3340. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3341. > ML: 67 control: 10
  3342. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3343. > Need some poop, I mean fertilizer now
  3344.  
  3345. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
  3346. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3347.  
  3348. [39] The Spooky Forest
  3349. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3350. Took choice 502/3: gain a starter item, gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer (0)
  3351. choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=3&pwd
  3352. Encounter: Through Thicket and Thinnet
  3353. Took choice 506/2: gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer
  3354. choice.php?whichchoice=506&option=2&pwd
  3355. You acquire an item: Spooky-Gro fertilizer
  3356.  
  3357. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  3358. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  3359. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3360. > Turn(39): Starting with 22 left at Level: 6
  3361. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.797916666666673
  3362. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3363. > HP: 292/292, MP: 40/175
  3364. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3365. > ML: 77 control: 10
  3366. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3367. > And a spooky sapling!
  3368.  
  3369. familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
  3370. > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
  3371. > About to start a combat indirectly at The Spooky Forest... (1) accesses required.
  3372.  
  3373. [40] The Spooky Forest
  3374. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3375. Took choice 502/1: gain some meat, meet the vampire hunter and trade 0 hearts, sell bar skins (1) or buy a spooky sapling (0)
  3376. choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=1&pwd
  3377. Encounter: The Road Less Traveled
  3378. Took choice 503/3: gain spooky sapling or trade bar skins
  3379. choice.php?whichchoice=503&option=3&pwd
  3380. Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
  3381. Took choice 504/2: bar skins
  3382. choice.php?whichchoice=504&option=2&pwd
  3383. Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
  3384. Took choice 504/3: buy spooky sapling
  3385. choice.php?whichchoice=504&option=3&pwd
  3386. Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
  3387. You spent 100 Meat
  3388. You acquire an item: spooky sapling
  3389. Took choice 504/4: skip adventure
  3390. choice.php?whichchoice=504&option=4&pwd
  3391.  
  3392. use 1 Spooky Temple map
  3393. > Turn(40): Starting with 21 left at Level: 6
  3394. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 25.235416666666673
  3395. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3396. > HP: 292/292, MP: 63/175
  3397. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3398. > ML: 77 control: 10
  3399. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3400.  
  3401. buy 1 tires for 26 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  3402. You spent 26 Meat
  3403. You acquire an item: tires
  3404.  
  3405. buy 1 sweet rims for 285 each from The General Store
  3406. You spent 285 Meat
  3407. You acquire an item: sweet rims
  3408.  
  3409. Combine 1 tires + 1 sweet rims
  3410. You acquire an item: dope wheels
  3411. Crafting used 1 each of sweet rims and tires
  3412.  
  3413. buy 1 empty meat tank for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  3414. You spent 19 Meat
  3415. You acquire an item: empty meat tank
  3416.  
  3417. Create 1 meat stack
  3418. You acquire an item: meat stack
  3419. You lose 100 Meat
  3420.  
  3421. Combine 1 empty meat tank + 1 meat stack
  3422. You acquire an item: full meat tank
  3423. Crafting used 1 each of meat stack and empty meat tank
  3424.  
  3425. buy 1 cog for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  3426. You spent 19 Meat
  3427. You acquire an item: cog
  3428.  
  3429. buy 1 sprocket for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  3430. You spent 19 Meat
  3431. You acquire an item: sprocket
  3432.  
  3433. buy 1 spring for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  3434. You spent 19 Meat
  3435. You acquire an item: spring
  3436.  
  3437. Combine 1 sprocket + 1 spring
  3438. You acquire an item: sprocket assembly
  3439. Crafting used 1 each of spring and sprocket
  3440.  
  3441. Combine 1 cog + 1 sprocket assembly
  3442. You acquire an item: cog and sprocket assembly
  3443. Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly
  3444.  
  3445. Combine 1 full meat tank + 1 cog and sprocket assembly
  3446. You acquire an item: meat engine
  3447. Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly and full meat tank
  3448.  
  3449. Combine 1 dope wheels + 1 meat engine
  3450. You acquire an item: bitchin' meatcar
  3451. Crafting used 1 each of meat engine and dope wheels
  3452.  
  3453. Visiting the Ruined House
  3454. You acquire an item: anticheese
  3455. > Turn(40): Starting with 21 left at Level: 6
  3456. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 25.235416666666673
  3457. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3458. > HP: 292/292, MP: 63/175
  3459. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3460. > ML: 77 control: 10
  3461. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3462.  
  3463. autosell: 1 anticheese
  3464. You gain 30 Meat
  3465. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  3466. > Looking for some sexy lingerie!
  3467.  
  3468. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
  3469.  
  3470. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3471. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  3472.  
  3473. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3474. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  3475. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3476. > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Harem done, beep.
  3477.  
  3478. [41] Cobb's Knob Harem
  3479. Encounter: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
  3480. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3481. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3482. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  3483. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3484. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  3485. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3486. Round 2: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 11 attack power.
  3487. Round 2: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 10 defense.
  3488. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  3489. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3490. Round 3: Knob Goblin Harem Girl takes 5 damage.
  3491. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  3492. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3493. Round 4: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 4 attack power.
  3494. Round 4: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 4 defense.
  3495. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  3496. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3497. Round 5: Knob Goblin Harem Girl takes 59 damage.
  3498. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  3499. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  3500. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  3501. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3502. Round 6: Knob Goblin Harem Girl takes 58 damage.
  3503. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3504. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3505. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled SealBarbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  3506. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  3507. You gain 10 Meat.
  3508. After Battle: Sniffles oozes around, picking up bits of debris from the battle.
  3509. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin harem pants
  3510. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin harem veil
  3511. You acquire an item: disease
  3512. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  3513. You gain a Muscle point!
  3514. After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
  3515. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  3516.  
  3517. cast 1 Patient Smile
  3518. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  3519.  
  3520. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  3521. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  3522. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3523. > Turn(41): Starting with 20 left at Level: 6
  3524. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.241666666666674
  3525. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  3526. > HP: 294/294, MP: 31/175
  3527. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3528. > ML: 77 control: 10
  3529. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3530. > At the shore, la de da!
  3531.  
  3532. [42] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  3533. Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
  3534. choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
  3535. You lose 3 Adventures
  3536. You spent 500 Meat
  3537. You gain 46 Muscleboundness
  3538. You gain a Muscle point!
  3539. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  3540.  
  3541. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3542. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3543. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3544.  
  3545. [45] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  3546. Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
  3547. choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
  3548. You lose 3 Adventures
  3549. You spent 500 Meat
  3550. You gain 60 Fortitude
  3551. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  3552.  
  3553. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3554. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3555.  
  3556. cast 1 Pastamastery
  3557. You acquire dry noodles (5)
  3558.  
  3559. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3560. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  3561.  
  3562. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  3563. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  3564.  
  3565. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  3566. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  3567. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3568.  
  3569. [48] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  3570. Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
  3571. choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
  3572. You lose 3 Adventures
  3573. You spent 500 Meat
  3574. You gain 58 Fortitude
  3575. You gain a Muscle point!
  3576. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  3577.  
  3578. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3579. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  3580.  
  3581. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  3582. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  3583. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3584.  
  3585. trading 3 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 dinghy plans
  3586. You acquire an item: dinghy plans
  3587.  
  3588. buy 1 dingy planks for 380 each from The General Store
  3589. You spent 380 Meat
  3590. You acquire an item: dingy planks
  3591.  
  3592. use 1 dinghy plans
  3593. You acquire an item: dingy dinghy
  3594. > Turn(50): Starting with 11 left at Level: 6
  3595. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 16.94375
  3596. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  3597. > HP: 293/298, MP: 72/175
  3598. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3599. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3600. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3601. > In the bat hole!
  3602.  
  3603. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3604. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3605.  
  3606. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3607. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3608.  
  3609. familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
  3610.  
  3611. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3612. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  3613.  
  3614. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3615. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  3616. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3617. > Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.
  3618.  
  3619. [51] Rest in your dwelling
  3620. You gain 9 hit points
  3621. You gain 10 Muscularity Points
  3622.  
  3623. [51] Guano Junction
  3624. Encounter: baseball bat WITH SCIENCE!
  3625. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3626. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  3627. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3628. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3629. Round 2: baseball bat drops 11 attack power.
  3630. Round 2: baseball bat drops 10 defense.
  3631. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3632. Round 3: baseball bat takes 5 damage.
  3633. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  3634. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  3635. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  3636. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  3637. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  3638. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 3 lb. Intergnat
  3639. You gain 10 Meat.
  3640. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Disraeli's Thirtieth Law of Matter says any two objects exert color on each other, regardless of their frequency!"
  3641. You acquire an item: BACON
  3642. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  3643. You gain a Muscle point!
  3644. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  3645. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3646. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  3647.  
  3648. cast 1 Patient Smile
  3649. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  3650.  
  3651. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  3652. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  3653. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3654. > Turn(51): Starting with 10 left at Level: 6
  3655. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.28229166666667
  3656. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  3657. > HP: 296/300, MP: 34/177
  3658. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3659. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3660. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3661. > In the bat hole!
  3662.  
  3663. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
  3664.  
  3665. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3666. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  3667. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3668. > Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.
  3669.  
  3670. [52] Rest in your dwelling
  3671. You gain 8 hit points
  3672. You gain 10 Muscularity Points
  3673.  
  3674. use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
  3675. You gain 54 Muscularity Points
  3676.  
  3677. [52] Guano Junction
  3678. Encounter: briefcase bat
  3679. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3680. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  3681. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3682. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  3683. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  3684. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when both Booze Alex and RottenWhatever complimented you on your dancing.
  3685. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  3686. You gain 66 Meat
  3687. You gain 15 Meat.
  3688. After Battle: Sniffles glorps around, slurping up some random trash and debris.
  3689. You acquire an item: briefcase
  3690. After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
  3691. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  3692. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  3693. You gain a Moxie point!
  3694. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Kitchen.
  3695.  
  3696. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3697. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3698. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3699. > Turn(51): Starting with 10 left at Level: 6
  3700. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.28229166666667
  3701. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  3702. > HP: 276/300, MP: 42/177
  3703. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3704. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3705. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3706.  
  3707. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3708. You gain 24 hit points
  3709. > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Kitchen
  3710. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  3711.  
  3712. familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
  3713.  
  3714. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  3715. You gain 29 Muscularity Points
  3716. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  3717.  
  3718. [52] The Haunted Kitchen
  3719. Encounter: The Icewoman
  3720. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3721. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3722. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  3723. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3724. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  3725. Round 2: You lose 48 hit points
  3726. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  3727. Round 3: You lose 48 hit points
  3728. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  3729. Round 4: You lose 48 hit points
  3730. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  3731. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  3732. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  3733. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  3734. After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
  3735. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  3736. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  3737. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  3738. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
  3739. You gain 15 Meat.
  3740. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  3741. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  3742. You acquire an item: frigid derringer
  3743. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  3744. You acquire an item: X
  3745. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  3746. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  3747. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  3748. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  3749. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3750. > Turn(51): Starting with 10 left at Level: 6
  3751. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.5025
  3752. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 241.46426544510456
  3753. > HP: 156/300, MP: 63/177
  3754. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3755. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3756. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3757. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  3758. > In the bat hole!
  3759.  
  3760. familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
  3761.  
  3762. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3763. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  3764.  
  3765. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3766. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  3767. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3768. > Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.
  3769.  
  3770. [52] Guano Junction
  3771. Encounter: briefcase bat
  3772. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3773. Round 1: Sniffles dissolved some of your opponent's flesh, making it a bit weaker. Now you know what these cubes are for: making awesome skeletons.
  3774. Round 1: briefcase bat drops 9 attack power.
  3775. Round 1: briefcase bat drops 9 defense.
  3776. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  3777. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3778. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3779. Round 2: briefcase bat drops 10 attack power.
  3780. Round 2: briefcase bat drops 10 defense.
  3781. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3782. Round 3: briefcase bat takes 5 damage.
  3783. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3784. Round 4: briefcase bat drops 4 attack power.
  3785. Round 4: briefcase bat drops 4 defense.
  3786. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3787. Round 5: briefcase bat takes 41 damage.
  3788. Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
  3789. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
  3790. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3791. Round 6: briefcase bat takes 43 damage.
  3792. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  3793. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  3794. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3795. Round 7: briefcase bat takes 46 damage.
  3796. Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
  3797. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3798. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when GreatJuggalette the Tipsy gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  3799. You acquire an item: Cement Mixer
  3800. You gain 61 Meat
  3801. You gain 10 Meat.
  3802. After Battle: Sniffles slurps around, picking up discarded trash and bits.
  3803. You acquire an item: briefcase
  3804. You acquire an item: bat guano
  3805. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  3806. After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
  3807. You acquire an item: Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
  3808. After Battle: +1 tuna (to Clan Floundry)
  3809. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  3810. You gain a Muscle point!
  3811. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  3812. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  3813. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3814. > Turn(52): Starting with 9 left at Level: 6
  3815. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.28229166666667
  3816. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  3817. > HP: 137/302, MP: 61/177
  3818. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3819. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3820. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3821. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  3822.  
  3823. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  3824.  
  3825. familiar Intergnat (18 lbs)
  3826. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  3827.  
  3828. [53] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
  3829. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  3830. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  3831. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  3832. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3833. unequip acc3
  3834. > Turn(52): Starting with 9 left at Level: 6
  3835. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.377083333333335
  3836. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  3837. > HP: 137/262, MP: 61/137
  3838. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3839. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3840. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3841.  
  3842. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3843. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  3844. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  3845.  
  3846. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  3847. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  3848.  
  3849. [53] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
  3850. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  3851. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  3852. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  3853. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3854. unequip acc3
  3855. > Turn(52): Starting with 9 left at Level: 6
  3856. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.377083333333335
  3857. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  3858. > HP: 137/262, MP: 61/137
  3859. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3860. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3861. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3862.  
  3863. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3864. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  3865. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  3866.  
  3867. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  3868. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  3869.  
  3870. [53] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
  3871. Encounter: tonic water elemental AND TESLA!
  3872. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3873. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  3874. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3875. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3876. Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 5 attack power.
  3877. Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 5 defense.
  3878. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3879. Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 10 attack power.
  3880. Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 10 defense.
  3881. Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 6 attack power.
  3882. Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 6 defense.
  3883. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3884. Round 4: tonic water elemental takes 5 damage.
  3885. Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 7 attack power.
  3886. Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 6 defense.
  3887. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3888. Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 3 attack power.
  3889. Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 3 defense.
  3890. Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 6 attack power.
  3891. Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 6 defense.
  3892. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3893. Round 6: tonic water elemental takes 55 damage.
  3894. Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
  3895. Round 6: tonic water elemental drops 5 attack power.
  3896. Round 6: tonic water elemental drops 5 defense.
  3897. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  3898. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3899. Round 7: tonic water elemental takes 60 damage.
  3900. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  3901. Round 7: tonic water elemental drops 4 attack power.
  3902. Round 7: tonic water elemental drops 5 defense.
  3903. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3904. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and Boozer Bella and LankyThug won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  3905. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  3906. You gain 39 Meat
  3907. You gain 10 Meat.
  3908. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  3909. You acquire an item: tonic djinn
  3910. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  3911. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
  3912. You acquire an item: BACON
  3913. After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
  3914. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  3915. After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm
  3916.  
  3917. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  3918. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  3919.  
  3920. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3921. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3922. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3923. unequip acc3
  3924. > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 6
  3925. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.377083333333335
  3926. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  3927. > HP: 139/269, MP: 75/139
  3928. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3929. > ML: 87 control: 10
  3930. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3931.  
  3932. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3933. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  3934.  
  3935. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  3936. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  3937.  
  3938. [54] The Daily Dungeon
  3939. Encounter: writing desk WITH BACON!!!
  3940. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3941. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  3942. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3943. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  3944. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  3945. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  3946. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  3947. You gain 14 Meat.
  3948. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3949. You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
  3950. You acquire an item: inkwell
  3951. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  3952. You acquire an item: BACON (2)
  3953. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  3954. After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
  3955. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  3956. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3957. unequip acc3
  3958. > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
  3959. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.739583333333336
  3960. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  3961. > HP: 111/271, MP: 45/139
  3962. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3963. > ML: 89 control: 10
  3964. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3965. You acquire an item: Evilometer
  3966.  
  3967. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3968.  
  3969. Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
  3970. > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 39 --> 43
  3971.  
  3972. Visiting a Science Tent
  3973. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  3974. Took choice 1201/3: Great!
  3975. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=3
  3976.  
  3977. familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
  3978. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  3979. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
  3980.  
  3981. Visiting a Science Tent
  3982. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  3983. Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
  3984. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1
  3985.  
  3986. [54] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
  3987. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Brghbrghblllrrggghsssshhsss
  3988. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3989. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3990. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  3991.  
  3992. [54] Noob Cave
  3993. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Brghbrghblllrrggghsssshhsss
  3994. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3995. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3996. Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3997. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 45 damage.
  3998. Round 2: You gain 8 hit points
  3999. Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
  4000. Round 2: Arbos casts NORTHERN EXPLOSION!
  4001. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 58 damage.
  4002. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  4003. Round 3: You lose 21 hit points
  4004. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK!
  4005. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 61 damage.
  4006. Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
  4007. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  4008. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and Queen Whiskey and DankWizard won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  4009. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  4010. You gain 10 Meat.
  4011. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4012. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  4013. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  4014. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  4015. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  4016. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  4017. You gain a Moxie point!
  4018. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4019.  
  4020. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4021. You gain 244 hit points
  4022. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4023. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4024.  
  4025. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4026.  
  4027. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  4028. You gain 26 Muscularity Points
  4029. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4030.  
  4031. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  4032. You gain 26 Muscularity Points
  4033.  
  4034. [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
  4035. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  4036. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  4037. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  4038. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4039. unequip acc3
  4040. > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
  4041. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4042. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4043. > HP: 271/271, MP: 52/139
  4044. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4045. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4046. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4047.  
  4048. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4049. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4050. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4051.  
  4052. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4053.  
  4054. familiar Intergnat (18 lbs)
  4055. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4056.  
  4057. [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
  4058. Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
  4059. Took choice 690/2: Skip to 8th chamber, no turn spent
  4060. choice.php?whichchoice=690&option=2&pwd
  4061. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4062. unequip acc3
  4063. > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
  4064. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4065. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4066. > HP: 271/271, MP: 52/139
  4067. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4068. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4069. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4070.  
  4071. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4072. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4073. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4074.  
  4075. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4076. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4077.  
  4078. [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
  4079. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  4080. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  4081. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
  4082. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4083. unequip acc3
  4084. > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
  4085. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4086. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4087. > HP: 271/271, MP: 52/139
  4088. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4089. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4090. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4091.  
  4092. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4093. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4094. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4095.  
  4096. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4097. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4098.  
  4099. [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
  4100. Encounter: mayonnaise wasp AND TESLA!
  4101. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4102. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  4103. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  4104. You acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (10)
  4105. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4106. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4107. Round 2: mayonnaise wasp drops 11 attack power.
  4108. Round 2: mayonnaise wasp drops 11 defense.
  4109. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4110. Round 3: mayonnaise wasp takes 4 damage.
  4111. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4112. Round 4: mayonnaise wasp drops 4 attack power.
  4113. Round 4: mayonnaise wasp drops 4 defense.
  4114. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4115. Round 5: mayonnaise wasp takes 64 damage.
  4116. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  4117. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  4118. Round 5: You lose 23 hit points
  4119. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4120. Round 6: mayonnaise wasp takes 64 damage.
  4121. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  4122. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4123. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and FettuciniMegaThug totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  4124. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  4125. You gain 11 Meat.
  4126. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  4127. You acquire an item: glob of spoiled mayo
  4128. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  4129. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
  4130. You acquire an item: BACON
  4131. After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
  4132. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  4133. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  4134.  
  4135. cast 1 Disco Nap
  4136. You gain 40 hit points
  4137. You lose an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (0)
  4138.  
  4139. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  4140. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  4141.  
  4142. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4143. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4144.  
  4145. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  4146. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  4147. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4148. unequip acc3
  4149. > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
  4150. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4151. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4152. > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
  4153. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4154. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4155. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4156.  
  4157. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4158. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4159.  
  4160. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4161. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4162.  
  4163. [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
  4164. Encounter: Second Chest
  4165. Took choice 691/2: Skip to 13th chamber, no turn spent
  4166. choice.php?whichchoice=691&option=2&pwd
  4167. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4168. unequip acc3
  4169. > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
  4170. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4171. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4172. > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
  4173. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4174. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4175. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4176.  
  4177. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4178. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4179. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4180.  
  4181. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4182. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4183.  
  4184. [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
  4185. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  4186. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  4187. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  4188. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4189. unequip acc3
  4190. > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
  4191. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4192. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4193. > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
  4194. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4195. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4196. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4197.  
  4198. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4199. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4200. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4201.  
  4202. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4203. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4204.  
  4205. [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
  4206. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  4207. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  4208. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
  4209. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4210. unequip acc3
  4211. > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
  4212. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4213. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4214. > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
  4215. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4216. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4217. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4218.  
  4219. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4220. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4221. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  4222.  
  4223. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  4224. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  4225.  
  4226. [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
  4227. Encounter: The Final Reward
  4228. Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
  4229. choice.php?whichchoice=689&option=1&pwd
  4230. You acquire an item: fat loot token
  4231. unequip acc3
  4232. > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
  4233. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4234. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
  4235. > HP: 271/271, MP: 101/139
  4236. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4237. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4238. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4239.  
  4240. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4241. > In the bat hole!
  4242.  
  4243. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4244. > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
  4245. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
  4246. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  4247. > HP: 271/311, MP: 101/179
  4248. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4249. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4250. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4251. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4252. > In the bat hole!
  4253. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  4254. > Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.
  4255.  
  4256. [56] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  4257. Encounter: ratbat NAMED NEIL
  4258. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4259. Round 1: ratbat takes 2 damage.
  4260. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  4261. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4262. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  4263. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 10 damage.
  4264. Round 2: ratbat takes 10 damage.
  4265. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  4266. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and FurryOrder the Sauced and CrazyTurtle won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  4267. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  4268. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  4269. You gain 52 Meat
  4270. You gain 15 Meat.
  4271. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  4272. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  4273. You acquire an item: ratgut
  4274. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4275. You acquire an item: BACON
  4276. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  4277. You gain a Muscle point!
  4278. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  4279. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  4280. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4281. > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
  4282. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.075000000000003
  4283. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  4284. > HP: 242/315, MP: 71/180
  4285. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4286. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4287. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4288.  
  4289. autosell: 1 ratgut
  4290. You gain 12 Meat
  4291. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4292. > In the bat hole!
  4293.  
  4294. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4295. > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
  4296. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.075000000000003
  4297. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  4298. > HP: 242/315, MP: 71/180
  4299. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4300. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4301. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4302. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4303. > In the bat hole!
  4304. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  4305. > Pre Adventure at The Beanbat Chamber done, beep.
  4306.  
  4307. [56] The Beanbat Chamber
  4308. Encounter: beanbat AND TESLA!
  4309. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4310. Round 1: beanbat takes 2 damage.
  4311. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  4312. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4313. Round 1: Arbos casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT!
  4314. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  4315. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  4316. After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
  4317. You gain 77 Meat
  4318. You gain 11 Meat.
  4319. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4320. You acquire an item: enchanted bean
  4321. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  4322. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  4323. You acquire an item: BACON
  4324. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  4325. After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
  4326. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  4327. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4328. > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
  4329. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.94375
  4330. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  4331. > HP: 216/315, MP: 73/180
  4332. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4333. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4334. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4335. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4336. > In the bat hole!
  4337. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  4338. > Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.
  4339.  
  4340. [56] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  4341. Encounter: batrat AND TESLA!
  4342. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4343. Round 1: batrat takes 2 damage.
  4344. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  4345. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4346. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4347. Round 2: batrat drops 7 attack power.
  4348. Round 2: batrat drops 7 defense.
  4349. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4350. Round 3: batrat drops 11 attack power.
  4351. Round 3: batrat drops 11 defense.
  4352. Round 3: batrat drops 4 attack power.
  4353. Round 3: batrat drops 6 defense.
  4354. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4355. Round 4: batrat takes 6 damage.
  4356. Round 4: batrat drops 5 attack power.
  4357. Round 4: batrat drops 6 defense.
  4358. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4359. Round 5: batrat drops 4 attack power.
  4360. Round 5: batrat drops 3 defense.
  4361. Round 5: batrat drops 5 attack power.
  4362. Round 5: batrat drops 6 defense.
  4363. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4364. Round 6: batrat takes 69 damage.
  4365. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  4366. Round 6: batrat drops 4 attack power.
  4367. Round 6: batrat drops 4 defense.
  4368. Round 6: batrat takes 2 damage.
  4369. Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
  4370. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4371. Round 7: batrat takes 74 damage.
  4372. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  4373. Round 7: batrat drops 4 attack power.
  4374. Round 7: batrat drops 5 defense.
  4375. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4376. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  4377. After Battle: You gain 3 Roguishness
  4378. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 4 lb. Intergnat
  4379. You gain 50 Meat
  4380. You gain 14 Meat.
  4381. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4382. You acquire an item: bat wing
  4383. You acquire an item: bat guano
  4384. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  4385. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
  4386. You acquire an item: BACON
  4387. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  4388. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  4389. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  4390. You gain a Moxie point!
  4391.  
  4392. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4393. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4394.  
  4395. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4396. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  4397. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4398. > Turn(56): Starting with 5 left at Level: 7
  4399. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 22.075000000000003
  4400. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  4401. > HP: 222/315, MP: 71/180
  4402. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4403. > ML: 89 control: 10
  4404. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4405. > In the bat hole!
  4406.  
  4407. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  4408. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  4409. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  4410. > Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.
  4411.  
  4412. [57] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  4413. Encounter: ratbat AND TESLA!
  4414. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4415. Round 1: ratbat takes 2 damage.
  4416. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  4417. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4418. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4419. Round 2: ratbat drops 5 attack power.
  4420. Round 2: ratbat drops 6 defense.
  4421. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4422. Round 3: ratbat drops 11 attack power.
  4423. Round 3: ratbat drops 11 defense.
  4424. Round 3: ratbat drops 7 attack power.
  4425. Round 3: ratbat drops 5 defense.
  4426. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4427. Round 4: ratbat takes 6 damage.
  4428. Round 4: ratbat drops 5 attack power.
  4429. Round 4: ratbat drops 6 defense.
  4430. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4431. Round 5: ratbat drops 4 attack power.
  4432. Round 5: ratbat drops 4 defense.
  4433. Round 5: ratbat drops 5 attack power.
  4434. Round 5: ratbat drops 4 defense.
  4435. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4436. Round 6: ratbat takes 64 damage.
  4437. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  4438. Round 6: ratbat drops 6 attack power.
  4439. Round 6: ratbat drops 5 defense.
  4440. Round 6: ratbat takes 2 damage.
  4441. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  4442. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4443. Round 7: ratbat takes 69 damage.
  4444. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  4445. Round 7: ratbat drops 7 attack power.
  4446. Round 7: ratbat drops 5 defense.
  4447. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4448. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  4449. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin sharpening spray
  4450. You gain 48 Meat
  4451. You gain 10 Meat.
  4452. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4453. You acquire an item: ratgut
  4454. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4455. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  4456. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
  4457. You acquire an item: BACON
  4458. After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
  4459. You gain a Muscle point!
  4460. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  4461. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  4462.  
  4463. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4464. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  4465. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4466. > Turn(57): Starting with 4 left at Level: 7
  4467. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.262500000000003
  4468. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  4469. > HP: 229/317, MP: 66/180
  4470. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4471. > ML: 79 control: 10
  4472. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4473.  
  4474. autosell: 1 ratgut
  4475. You gain 12 Meat
  4476. > In the bat hole!
  4477.  
  4478. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4479. > Turn(57): Starting with 4 left at Level: 7
  4480. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.262500000000003
  4481. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  4482. > HP: 229/317, MP: 66/180
  4483. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4484. > ML: 79 control: 10
  4485. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4486. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  4487. > In the bat hole!
  4488.  
  4489. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  4490. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
  4491. > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
  4492.  
  4493. [58] The Boss Bat's Lair
  4494. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat WITH SCIENCE!
  4495. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4496. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat takes 2 damage.
  4497. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  4498. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4499. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4500. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 11 attack power.
  4501. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 11 defense.
  4502. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4503. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
  4504. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  4505. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  4506. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  4507. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you and MeatMaker took turns doing benchpresses with OmegaAddress's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  4508. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  4509. You gain 15 Meat.
  4510. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Johnson's Twenty-third Law of Mass says any two objects exert mass on each other, regardless of their love!"
  4511. You acquire an item: BACON
  4512. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  4513. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  4514. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  4515. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4516. > Turn(58): Starting with 3 left at Level: 7
  4517. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.868750000000002
  4518. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  4519. > HP: 228/317, MP: 77/180
  4520. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4521. > ML: 79 control: 10
  4522. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4523. > In the bat hole!
  4524. > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
  4525.  
  4526. [59] The Boss Bat's Lair
  4527. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat WITH BACON!!!
  4528. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4529. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4530. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4531. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4532. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4533. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4534. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 10 attack power.
  4535. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 10 defense.
  4536. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
  4537. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
  4538. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4539. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
  4540. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4541. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4542. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4543. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 attack power.
  4544. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
  4545. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
  4546. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
  4547. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4548. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 81 damage.
  4549. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  4550. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
  4551. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4552. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 3 damage.
  4553. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  4554. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4555. Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat takes 82 damage.
  4556. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  4557. Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
  4558. Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4559. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4560. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and FusilliGuy the Baboon and Booze Manny won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  4561. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  4562. You gain 707 Meat
  4563. You gain 14 Meat.
  4564. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4565. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4566. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  4567. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  4568. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  4569. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4570. > Turn(59): Starting with 2 left at Level: 7
  4571. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 18.05625
  4572. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  4573. > HP: 264/317, MP: 75/182
  4574. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4575. > ML: 69 control: 10
  4576. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4577. > In the bat hole!
  4578. > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
  4579.  
  4580. [60] The Boss Bat's Lair
  4581. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR beefy bodyguard bat
  4582. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4583. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4584. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4585. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4586. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
  4587. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4588. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 attack power.
  4589. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 defense.
  4590. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4591. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4592. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4593. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
  4594. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
  4595. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4596. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4597. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 attack power.
  4598. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
  4599. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
  4600. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
  4601. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4602. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 90 damage.
  4603. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  4604. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
  4605. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4606. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4607. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you armwrestled Mister Stinky. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  4608. After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
  4609. You gain 715 Meat
  4610. You gain 13 Meat.
  4611. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  4612. After Battle: Isabella pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
  4613. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
  4614. You acquire an item: BACON
  4615. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  4616. You gain a Muscle point!
  4617. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  4618. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  4619. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4620. > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
  4621. > Deleting processed mail...
  4622. > 1 message deleted.
  4623. > Checking for updates (running EatDrink ver. 3.2)...
  4624. > Running EatDrink version: 3.2 (current)
  4625. > Skipping favorites.
  4626. > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
  4627. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
  4628. > Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen
  4629. > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
  4630. > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
  4631. > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
  4632. > <b>Simulating only</b>; no purchases or food/drink/spleen consumption.
  4633. > Pass 1: booze.
  4634. > booze: At 0, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.
  4635. > Since 75.0 is more than 74.5 we are using a speculative stack of 760.
  4636. > simulating retrieval of one hacked gibson.
  4637. > simulating retrieval of one hacked gibson.
  4638. > simulating retrieval of one hacked gibson.
  4639. > simulating retrieval of one splendid martini.
  4640. > simulating retrieval of one splendid martini.
  4641. > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:2978
  4642. > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 1292 value: 22508
  4643. > 1: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:2978
  4644. > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4645. > 2: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4646. > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4647. > 3: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4648. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:2927
  4649. > 4: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:2927
  4650. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:8567
  4651. > 5: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:8567
  4652. > Pass 2: food.
  4653. > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1369 meat.
  4654. > Best find was none with a value of 0. That's no good, so not consuming and moving on.
  4655. > No food available that's good enough. Found 4 items first. Moving on.
  4656. > Since 71.0 is more than 69.5 we are using a speculative stack of 1512.
  4657. > simulating retrieval of one browser cookie.
  4658. > simulating retrieval of one browser cookie.
  4659. > simulating retrieval of one browser cookie.
  4660. > simulating retrieval of one painful penne pasta.
  4661. > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:6863
  4662. > 1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:6863
  4663. > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
  4664. > 2: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
  4665. > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
  4666. > 3: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
  4667. > <b>painful penne pasta</b> lev:3 gain:3.0 adv:8.0 musc:18.5 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:100 own:1 value:4060
  4668. > 4: <b>painful penne pasta</b> lev:3 gain:3.0 adv:8.0 musc:18.5 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:100 own:1 value:4060
  4669. > Pass 3: spleen.
  4670. > Skipping spleen.
  4671. > Pass 4: booze.
  4672. > Skipping booze.
  4673. > Finished.
  4674. > Spent 300 meat with additional expenditures of 1292 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 14. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 160. Muscle: 354. Moxie: 336. Mysticality: 336.On step 1 your best value was recalculated as 760.On step 2 your best value was recalculated as 1512.
  4675. > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
  4676. > ******************************************
  4677. > Now, to recap...
  4678. > ******************************************
  4679. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br><b>Simulating only</b>; no purchases or food/drink/spleen consumption.<br>booze: At 0, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 1292 value: 22508<br>1: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:2978<br>2: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>3: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>4: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:2927<br>5: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:8567<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1369 meat.<br>Best find was none with a value of 0. That's no good, so not consuming and moving on.<br>1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:6863<br>2: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850<br>3: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850<br>4: <b>painful penne pasta</b> lev:3 gain:3.0 adv:8.0 musc:18.5 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:100 own:1 value:4060<br>Finished. <br>Spent 300 meat with additional expenditures of 1292 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 14. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 160. Muscle: 354. Moxie: 336. Mysticality: 336.On step 1 your best value was recalculated as 760.On step 2 your best value was recalculated as 1512.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
  4680. > Skipping favorites.
  4681. > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
  4682. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
  4683. > Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen
  4684. > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
  4685. > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
  4686. > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
  4687. > Pass 1: booze.
  4688. > booze: At 3, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.
  4689. > Getting 2 hacked gibson in 0 seconds
  4690. Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
  4691. You acquire an item: hacked gibson
  4692. Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
  4693. You acquire an item: hacked gibson
  4694. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
  4695. > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 8500
  4696.  
  4697. uneffect Polka of Plenty
  4698.  
  4699. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  4700. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  4701. > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 442 value: 8058
  4702.  
  4703. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  4704. You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  4705.  
  4706. buy 4 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  4707. You spent 340 Meat
  4708. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (4)
  4709.  
  4710. use 4 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  4711. You gain 40 Muscularity Points
  4712.  
  4713. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  4714. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  4715. > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 204 value: 1496
  4716.  
  4717. buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  4718. You spent 425 Meat
  4719. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)
  4720.  
  4721. use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  4722. You gain 50 Muscularity Points
  4723.  
  4724. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  4725. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  4726.  
  4727. drink 1 splendid martini
  4728. You gain 8 Adventures
  4729. You gain 32 Strengthliness
  4730. You gain 26 Enchantedness
  4731. You gain 12 Smarm
  4732. You gain a Moxie point!
  4733. You acquire an effect: A View to Some Meat (40)
  4734. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  4735. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  4736. > 1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
  4737. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
  4738.  
  4739. drink 1 splendid martini
  4740. You gain 7 Adventures
  4741. You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  4742. You gain 12 Wizardliness
  4743. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4744. You gain 27 Cheek
  4745. You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (40)
  4746. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  4747. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  4748. > 2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
  4749. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
  4750.  
  4751. drink 1 splendid martini
  4752. You gain 7 Adventures
  4753. You gain 19 Fortitude
  4754. You gain 23 Wizardliness
  4755. You gain 12 Sarcasm
  4756. You acquire an effect: Quantum of Moxie (40)
  4757. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  4758. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  4759. > 3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
  4760. > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4761.  
  4762. drink 1 hacked gibson
  4763. You gain 25 Adventures
  4764. You gain 62 Strongness
  4765. You gain a Muscle point!
  4766. You gain 59 Enchantedness
  4767. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4768. You gain 49 Cheek
  4769. You gain a Moxie point!
  4770. You gain 4 Drunkenness
  4771. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
  4772. > 4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4773. > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4774.  
  4775. drink 1 hacked gibson
  4776. You gain 26 Adventures
  4777. You gain 72 Beefiness
  4778. You gain a Muscle point!
  4779. You gain 58 Enchantedness
  4780. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4781. You gain 53 Chutzpah
  4782. You gain a Moxie point!
  4783. You gain 4 Drunkenness
  4784. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
  4785. > 5: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
  4786. > Pass 2: food.
  4787. > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.
  4788. > Getting 3 browser cookie in 0 seconds
  4789. Source Terminal: extrude -f food.ext
  4790. You acquire an item: browser cookie
  4791. Source Terminal: extrude -f food.ext
  4792. > EatDrink encountered an error: You don't have 3 browser cookie and you're not able to shop.
  4793. > Something went wrong with getting browser cookie for 5000. Recalculating.
  4794. > Pass 2: food.
  4795. > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.
  4796. > Getting 1 robin flan in 0 seconds
  4797.  
  4798. buy 1 Gnollish pie tin for 28 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  4799. You spent 28 Meat
  4800. You acquire an item: Gnollish pie tin
  4801.  
  4802. [61] Cook 1 robin's egg + 1 Gnollish pie tin
  4803. You acquire an item: robin flan
  4804. Crafting used 1 each of Gnollish pie tin and robin's egg
  4805. > Getting 1 ratini in 0 seconds
  4806.  
  4807. buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 950 each from The General Store
  4808. You spent 950 Meat
  4809. You acquire an item: Dramatic&trade; range
  4810.  
  4811. use 1 Dramatic&trade; range
  4812.  
  4813. [61] Cook 1 rat appendix + 1 dry noodles
  4814. You acquire an item: ratini
  4815. Crafting used 1 each of rat appendix and dry noodles
  4816. > Getting 1 b&auml;tzle in 0 seconds
  4817.  
  4818. [62] Cook 1 bat wing + 1 dry noodles
  4819. You acquire an item: b&auml;tzle
  4820. Crafting used 1 each of bat wing and dry noodles
  4821. > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:0 value:7850
  4822.  
  4823. eat 1 browser cookie
  4824. You gain 22 Adventures
  4825. You gain 60 Muscleboundness
  4826. You gain a Muscle point!
  4827. You gain 56 Enchantedness
  4828. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4829. You gain 48 Chutzpah
  4830. You gain a Moxie point!
  4831. You gain 4 Fullness
  4832. > 1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:0 value:7850
  4833. > <b>robin flan</b> lev:1 gain:2.0 adv:8.0 musc:15.0 myst:15.0 mox:15.0 meat:500 own:0 value:6655
  4834.  
  4835. eat 1 robin flan
  4836. You gain 9 Adventures
  4837. You gain 16 Strongness
  4838. You gain 11 Wizardliness
  4839. You gain 14 Cheek
  4840. You gain 2 Fullness
  4841. > 2: <b>robin flan</b> lev:1 gain:2.0 adv:8.0 musc:15.0 myst:15.0 mox:15.0 meat:500 own:0 value:6655
  4842. > <b>ratini</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:25.0 mox:0.0 meat:960 own:0 value:4872
  4843.  
  4844. eat 1 ratini
  4845. You gain 11 Adventures
  4846. You gain 27 Mysteriousness
  4847. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4848. You gain 4 Fullness
  4849. > 3: <b>ratini</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:25.0 mox:0.0 meat:960 own:0 value:4872
  4850. > <b>b&auml;tzle</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:25.0 meat:978 own:0 value:4868
  4851.  
  4852. eat 1 b&auml;tzle
  4853. You gain 10 Adventures
  4854. You gain 20 Chutzpah
  4855. You gain a Moxie point!
  4856. You gain 4 Fullness
  4857. > 4: <b>b&auml;tzle</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:25.0 meat:978 own:0 value:4868
  4858. > <b>meteoreo</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6194 own:1 value:4856
  4859.  
  4860. eat 1 meteoreo
  4861. You gain 7 Adventures
  4862. You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40)
  4863. You gain 1 Fullness
  4864. > 5: <b>meteoreo</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6194 own:1 value:4856
  4865. > Pass 3: spleen.
  4866. > Skipping spleen.
  4867. > Pass 4: booze.
  4868. > Skipping booze.
  4869. > Finished. You had -Ode to Booze in effect. Adventures listed above does not reflect that, but this does:
  4870. > Spent 1743 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 11. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 130. Muscle: 278. Moxie: 235. Mysticality: 272.
  4871. > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
  4872. > ******************************************
  4873. > Now, to recap...
  4874. > ******************************************
  4875. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br>booze: At 3, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 8500<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 442 value: 8058<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 204 value: 1496<br>1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567<br>2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567<br>3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567<br>4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>5: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.<br>EatDrink encountered an error: You don't have 3 browser cookie and you're not able to shop.<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.<br>1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:0 value:7850<br>2: <b>robin flan</b> lev:1 gain:2.0 adv:8.0 musc:15.0 myst:15.0 mox:15.0 meat:500 own:0 value:6655<br>3: <b>ratini</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:25.0 mox:0.0 meat:960 own:0 value:4872<br>4: <b>b&auml;tzle</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:25.0 meat:978 own:0 value:4868<br>5: <b>meteoreo</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6194 own:1 value:4856<br>Finished. You had -Ode to Booze in effect. Adventures listed above does not reflect that, but this does:<br>Spent 1743 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 11. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 130. Muscle: 278. Moxie: 235. Mysticality: 272.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
  4876. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  4877. > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18383
  4878. > This is day 1.
  4879. > Turns played: 62 current adventures: 131
  4880. > Current Ascension: Standard
  4881.  
  4882. uneffect Ode to Booze
  4883. > Turn(62): Starting with 131 left at Level: 7
  4884. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.993750000000002
  4885. > Meat Drop: 220.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  4886. > HP: 323/413, MP: 71/191
  4887. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4888. > ML: 69 control: 10
  4889. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4890. > In the bat hole!
  4891.  
  4892. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  4893. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
  4894. > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
  4895.  
  4896. [63] The Boss Bat's Lair
  4897. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat WITH SCIENCE!
  4898. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4899. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4900. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4901. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4902. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
  4903. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4904. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 attack power.
  4905. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 defense.
  4906. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
  4907. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4908. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4909. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
  4910. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
  4911. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4912. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4913. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4914. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4915. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4916. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  4917. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  4918. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4919. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  4920. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  4921. You gain 14 Meat.
  4922. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Franklin's Sixth Law of Melody says what goes over must come over!"
  4923. You acquire an item: BACON
  4924. After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
  4925. After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
  4926. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  4927.  
  4928. cast 1 Patient Smile
  4929. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  4930.  
  4931. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4932. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4933.  
  4934. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  4935. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  4936. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4937. > Turn(63): Starting with 130 left at Level: 7
  4938. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.993750000000002
  4939. > Meat Drop: 270.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  4940. > HP: 347/413, MP: 37/191
  4941. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4942. > ML: 69 control: 10
  4943. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4944. > In the bat hole!
  4945.  
  4946. familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
  4947. > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
  4948.  
  4949. buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  4950. You spent 425 Meat
  4951. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)
  4952.  
  4953. use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  4954. You gain 52 Muscularity Points
  4955.  
  4956. [64] The Boss Bat's Lair
  4957. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  4958. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4959. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4960. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4961. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4962. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4963. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4964. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 attack power.
  4965. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 defense.
  4966. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
  4967. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4968. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4969. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
  4970. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
  4971. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4972. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  4973. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4974. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
  4975. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4976. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4977. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 attack power.
  4978. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
  4979. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
  4980. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
  4981. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4982. Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat takes 96 damage.
  4983. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  4984. Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
  4985. Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
  4986. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4987. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when you and MariachiWackyData took turns doing benchpresses with Steven the Spectacular's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  4988. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  4989. You gain 973 Meat
  4990. You gain 13 Meat.
  4991. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4992. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  4993. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
  4994. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  4995.  
  4996. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4997. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  4998. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4999. > Turn(64): Starting with 129 left at Level: 7
  5000. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.168750000000003
  5001. > Meat Drop: 270.0   Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
  5002. > HP: 374/413, MP: 53/191
  5003. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5004. > ML: 69 control: 10
  5005. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5006. > In the bat hole!
  5007.  
  5008. familiar Intergnat (19 lbs)
  5009. > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
  5010.  
  5011. [65] The Boss Bat's Lair
  5012. Encounter: The Boss Bat WITH BACON!!!
  5013. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5014. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5015. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5016. Round 2: Boss Bat drops 11 attack power.
  5017. Round 2: Boss Bat drops 10 defense.
  5018. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5019. Round 3: Boss Bat takes 6 damage.
  5020. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5021. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5022. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5023. Round 5: Boss Bat drops 4 attack power.
  5024. Round 5: Boss Bat drops 4 defense.
  5025. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5026. Round 6: Boss Bat takes 72 damage.
  5027. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5028. Round 6: You lose 10 Muscularity Points
  5029. Round 6: Boss Bat heals 10 hit points.
  5030. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5031. Round 7: Boss Bat takes 68 damage.
  5032. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  5033. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5034. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and CheeseKid took turns doing benchpresses with LankyDaftChef's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  5035. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  5036. You gain 15 Meat.
  5037. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  5038. You acquire an item: dense meat stack
  5039. You acquire an item: batskin belt
  5040. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  5041. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  5042. You gain a Muscle point!
  5043. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  5044. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
  5045. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5046. > Turn(65): Starting with 128 left at Level: 7
  5047. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 17.056250000000002
  5048. > Meat Drop: 270.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  5049. > HP: 412/416, MP: 45/191
  5050. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5051. > ML: 69 control: 10
  5052. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5053.  
  5054. autosell: 1 dense meat stack
  5055. You gain 1,000 Meat
  5056. > In the bat hole!
  5057. > Turn(65): Starting with 128 left at Level: 7
  5058. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 17.056250000000002
  5059. > Meat Drop: 270.0   Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
  5060. > HP: 412/416, MP: 45/191
  5061. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5062. > ML: 69 control: 10
  5063. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5064. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  5065.  
  5066. use 1 shoe gum
  5067. You acquire an effect: Gummed Shoes (50)
  5068. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5069.  
  5070. familiar Space Jellyfish (16 lbs)
  5071.  
  5072. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  5073. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  5074. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  5075. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5076.  
  5077. buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  5078. You spent 510 Meat
  5079. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
  5080.  
  5081. use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  5082. You gain 56 Muscularity Points
  5083.  
  5084. [66] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5085. Encounter: P imp
  5086. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5087. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5088. Round 1: Frullace drops onto your foe's head like a big gloopy helmet, and sucks out some of their life essences. This naturally makes them a little weak, physically speaking.
  5089. Round 1: P imp drops 8 attack power.
  5090. Round 1: P imp drops 8 defense.
  5091. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5092. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5093. Round 2: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  5094. Round 2: P imp drops 6 defense.
  5095. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5096. Round 3: P imp drops 10 attack power.
  5097. Round 3: P imp drops 10 defense.
  5098. Round 3: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5099. Round 3: P imp drops 6 defense.
  5100. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5101. Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
  5102. Round 4: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5103. Round 4: P imp drops 6 defense.
  5104. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5105. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5106. Round 5: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5107. Round 5: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5108. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
  5109. Round 6: Frullace gloms onto your foe and sucks out all their warmth -- both physical heat and, like, affection for baby kittens. This is then processed into a hot goop that Frullace squirts at you.
  5110. You acquire an item: hot jelly
  5111. Round 6: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5112. Round 6: P imp drops 4 defense.
  5113. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5114. Round 7: P imp drops 3 attack power.
  5115. Round 7: P imp drops 3 defense.
  5116. Round 7: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5117. Round 7: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5118. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5119. Round 8: P imp takes 107 damage.
  5120. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  5121. Round 8: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  5122. Round 8: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5123. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5124. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when SpaghettiCountess bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  5125. You acquire an item: pickled egg
  5126. You gain 111 Meat
  5127. You gain 15 Meat.
  5128. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5129. After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
  5130. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  5131. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  5132.  
  5133. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5134. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5135.  
  5136. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5137. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  5138. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5139. > Turn(66): Starting with 127 left at Level: 7
  5140. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.9125
  5141. > Meat Drop: 260.0   Item Drop: 195.0
  5142. > HP: 416/416, MP: 61/191
  5143. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5144. > ML: 69 control: 10
  5145. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5146.  
  5147. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5148. You gain 25 Meat
  5149. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5150.  
  5151. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  5152. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  5153.  
  5154. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  5155. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  5156. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  5157. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5158.  
  5159. buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  5160. You spent 510 Meat
  5161. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
  5162.  
  5163. use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  5164. You gain 62 Muscularity Points
  5165.  
  5166. [67] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5167. Encounter: G imp
  5168. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5169. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5170. Round 1: Frullace puts your foe's entire head in its mouth, which your foe seems to find distracting.
  5171. Round 1: G imp drops 8 attack power.
  5172. Round 1: G imp drops 8 defense.
  5173. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5174. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5175. Round 2: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  5176. Round 2: G imp drops 4 defense.
  5177. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5178. Round 3: G imp drops 11 attack power.
  5179. Round 3: G imp drops 10 defense.
  5180. Round 3: G imp drops 6 attack power.
  5181. Round 3: G imp drops 5 defense.
  5182. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5183. Round 4: G imp takes 6 damage.
  5184. Round 4: G imp drops 6 attack power.
  5185. Round 4: G imp drops 6 defense.
  5186. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5187. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5188. Round 5: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  5189. Round 5: G imp drops 6 defense.
  5190. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
  5191. Round 6: Frullace drains your foe of their essences or energy or whatever, but apparently it's not the kind of whatever that's good for making jelly.
  5192. Round 6: G imp drops 6 attack power.
  5193. Round 6: G imp drops 6 defense.
  5194. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5195. Round 7: G imp drops 3 attack power.
  5196. Round 7: G imp drops 3 defense.
  5197. Round 7: G imp drops 4 attack power.
  5198. Round 7: G imp drops 4 defense.
  5199. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5200. Round 8: G imp takes 96 damage.
  5201. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  5202. Round 8: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  5203. Round 8: G imp drops 7 defense.
  5204. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5205. Round 9: G imp takes 102 damage.
  5206. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  5207. Round 9: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  5208. Round 9: G imp drops 5 defense.
  5209. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5210. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both SealBadger and FusilliCamel the Unpleasant complimented you on your dancing.
  5211. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  5212. You gain 108 Meat
  5213. You gain 15 Meat.
  5214. You acquire an item: hot wing
  5215. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5216. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
  5217. After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
  5218. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  5219.  
  5220. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  5221. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  5222. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5223. > Turn(67): Starting with 126 left at Level: 7
  5224. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 23.725
  5225. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 195.0
  5226. > HP: 416/416, MP: 68/191
  5227. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5228. > ML: 79 control: 10
  5229. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5230.  
  5231. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5232. You gain 25 Meat
  5233. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5234. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  5235. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5236.  
  5237. [68] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5238. Encounter: Fallen Archfiend
  5239. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5240. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5241. Round 1: Frullace puts your foe's entire head in its mouth -- wait, is that Frullace's mouth? It's on the underneath, so it could also be its butt, right?
  5242. Round 1: Fallen Archfiend drops 8 attack power.
  5243. Round 1: Fallen Archfiend drops 8 defense.
  5244. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5245. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5246. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5247. Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
  5248. Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5249. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5250. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 12 attack power.
  5251. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 11 defense.
  5252. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5253. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5254. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5255. Round 4: Fallen Archfiend takes 6 damage.
  5256. Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 4 attack power.
  5257. Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
  5258. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5259. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5260. Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5261. Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5262. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
  5263. Round 6: Frullace gloms onto your foe and sucks out all their warmth -- both physical heat and, like, affection for baby kittens. This is then processed into a hot goop that Frullace squirts at you.
  5264. You acquire an item: hot jelly
  5265. Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
  5266. Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 defense.
  5267. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5268. Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 4 attack power.
  5269. Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 3 defense.
  5270. Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
  5271. Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
  5272. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5273. Round 8: Fallen Archfiend takes 87 damage.
  5274. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  5275. Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
  5276. Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5277. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5278. Round 9: Fallen Archfiend takes 92 damage.
  5279. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  5280. Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
  5281. Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5282. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5283. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you and BeefSeal and InsaneKetchupSeal won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  5284. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  5285. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  5286. You gain 124 Meat
  5287. You gain 15 Meat.
  5288. You acquire an item: demon skin
  5289. You acquire an item: pink slime
  5290. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  5291. You gain a Muscle point!
  5292. After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
  5293. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5294. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  5295.  
  5296. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5297. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5298. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5299. > Turn(68): Starting with 125 left at Level: 7
  5300. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 25.975000000000005
  5301. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 195.0
  5302. > HP: 419/419, MP: 54/192
  5303. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5304. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5305. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5306. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5307.  
  5308. familiar Intergnat (19 lbs)
  5309. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5310.  
  5311. [69] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5312. Encounter: P imp WITH BACON!!!
  5313. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5314. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5315. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  5316. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5317. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5318. Round 2: P imp drops 14 attack power.
  5319. Round 2: P imp drops 13 defense.
  5320. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5321. Round 3: P imp takes 6 damage.
  5322. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5323. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5324. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5325. Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5326. Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5327. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5328. Round 6: P imp takes 64 damage.
  5329. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5330. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  5331. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5332. Round 7: P imp takes 60 damage.
  5333. Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
  5334. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5335. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when MustardBlaster the Barbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  5336. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  5337. You gain 96 Meat
  5338. You gain 15 Meat.
  5339. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  5340. You acquire an item: hot wing
  5341. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5342. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  5343. After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
  5344. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  5345. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  5346. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5347. > Turn(69): Starting with 124 left at Level: 7
  5348. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5349. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 243.32645975048922
  5350. > HP: 419/419, MP: 67/192
  5351. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5352. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5353. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5354.  
  5355. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5356. You gain 25 Meat
  5357. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5358. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5359.  
  5360. [70] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5361. Encounter: Moon Over the Dark Heart
  5362. You acquire an item: hot plate
  5363. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5364. > Turn(70): Starting with 123 left at Level: 7
  5365. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5366. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 243.32645975048922
  5367. > HP: 419/419, MP: 75/192
  5368. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5369. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5370. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5371. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5372. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5373.  
  5374. [71] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5375. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Fallen Archfiend
  5376. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5377. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  5378. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  5379. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5380. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5381. Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5382. Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
  5383. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5384. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 14 attack power.
  5385. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 13 defense.
  5386. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5387. Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5388. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5389. Round 4: Fallen Archfiend takes 6 damage.
  5390. Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
  5391. Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
  5392. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5393. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5394. Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5395. Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 defense.
  5396. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5397. Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5398. Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 4 defense.
  5399. Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5400. Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5401. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5402. Round 7: Fallen Archfiend takes 60 damage.
  5403. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5404. Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
  5405. Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5406. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5407. Round 8: Fallen Archfiend takes 71 damage.
  5408. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  5409. Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
  5410. Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 defense.
  5411. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5412. Round 9: Fallen Archfiend takes 73 damage.
  5413. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  5414. Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
  5415. Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
  5416. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5417. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  5418. After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
  5419. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  5420. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 5 lb. Intergnat
  5421. You gain 145 Meat
  5422. You gain 12 Meat.
  5423. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  5424. You acquire an item: infernal insoles
  5425. You acquire an item: demon skin
  5426. You acquire an item: pink slime
  5427. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  5428. You acquire an item: BACON
  5429. After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
  5430. You gain a Muscle point!
  5431. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  5432. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  5433.  
  5434. cast 1 Patient Smile
  5435. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  5436.  
  5437. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5438. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5439.  
  5440. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  5441. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  5442. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5443. > Turn(71): Starting with 122 left at Level: 7
  5444. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5445. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5446. > HP: 422/422, MP: 42/192
  5447. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5448. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5449. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5450. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5451. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5452.  
  5453. [72] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5454. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR P imp
  5455. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5456. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5457. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  5458. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5459. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5460. Round 2: P imp drops 14 attack power.
  5461. Round 2: P imp drops 13 defense.
  5462. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5463. Round 3: P imp takes 6 damage.
  5464. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5465. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5466. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  5467. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5468. Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5469. Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5470. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5471. Round 6: P imp takes 60 damage.
  5472. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5473. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  5474. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5475. Round 7: P imp takes 59 damage.
  5476. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  5477. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  5478. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5479. Round 8: P imp takes 60 damage.
  5480. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  5481. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5482. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Cheese Willie totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  5483. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  5484. You gain 102 Meat
  5485. You gain 15 Meat.
  5486. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  5487. You acquire an item: hot wing
  5488. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5489. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a CatFeet but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  5490. You acquire an item: BACON
  5491. After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
  5492. After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
  5493. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  5494.  
  5495. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  5496. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  5497.  
  5498. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  5499. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  5500. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5501. > Turn(72): Starting with 121 left at Level: 7
  5502. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5503. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5504. > HP: 422/422, MP: 49/192
  5505. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5506. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5507. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5508.  
  5509. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5510. You gain 25 Meat
  5511. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5512. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5513.  
  5514. [73] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5515. Encounter: G imp AND TESLA!
  5516. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5517. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5518. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  5519. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5520. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5521. Round 2: G imp drops 14 attack power.
  5522. Round 2: G imp drops 13 defense.
  5523. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5524. Round 3: G imp takes 6 damage.
  5525. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5526. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5527. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
  5528. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5529. Round 5: G imp drops 6 attack power.
  5530. Round 5: G imp drops 5 defense.
  5531. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5532. Round 6: G imp takes 60 damage.
  5533. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5534. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  5535. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5536. Round 7: G imp takes 59 damage.
  5537. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  5538. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  5539. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5540. Round 8: G imp takes 59 damage.
  5541. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  5542. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5543. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  5544. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  5545. You gain 93 Meat
  5546. You gain 12 Meat.
  5547. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  5548. You acquire an item: hot wing
  5549. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5550. You acquire an item: leather mask
  5551. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  5552. After Battle: You gain 48 Muscularity Points
  5553. You acquire an item: BACON
  5554. After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
  5555. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  5556. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5557. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  5558.  
  5559. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5560. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  5561.  
  5562. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5563. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5564. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5565. > Turn(73): Starting with 120 left at Level: 7
  5566. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5567. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5568. > HP: 407/407, MP: 51/194
  5569. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5570. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5571. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5572.  
  5573. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5574. You gain 25 Meat
  5575.  
  5576. autosell: 1 hot wing
  5577. You gain 32 Meat
  5578. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5579. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5580.  
  5581. [74] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5582. Encounter: It's The Only Way To Be Sure
  5583. You acquire an item: SPF 451 lip balm
  5584. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5585. > Turn(74): Starting with 119 left at Level: 7
  5586. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5587. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5588. > HP: 407/407, MP: 69/194
  5589. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5590. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5591. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5592. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5593. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5594.  
  5595. [75] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5596. Encounter: Running the Lode
  5597. You gain 350 Meat
  5598.  
  5599. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  5600. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  5601. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5602. > Turn(75): Starting with 118 left at Level: 7
  5603. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5604. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5605. > HP: 407/422, MP: 77/194
  5606. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5607. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5608. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5609. > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
  5610. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
  5611.  
  5612. [76] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5613. Encounter: Imp Be Nimble, Imp Be Quick
  5614. You acquire an item: box of birthday candles
  5615.  
  5616. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5617. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5618.  
  5619. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5620. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  5621. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5622. > Turn(76): Starting with 117 left at Level: 7
  5623. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
  5624. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5625. > HP: 422/422, MP: 59/194
  5626. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5627. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5628. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5629. > Getting Dodecagram
  5630. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  5631.  
  5632. [77] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  5633. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR P imp
  5634. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5635. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5636. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  5637. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5638. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5639. Round 2: P imp drops 13 attack power.
  5640. Round 2: P imp drops 13 defense.
  5641. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5642. Round 3: P imp takes 6 damage.
  5643. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5644. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5645. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  5646. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5647. Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5648. Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5649. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5650. Round 6: P imp takes 59 damage.
  5651. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5652. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  5653. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5654. Round 7: P imp takes 64 damage.
  5655. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5656. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  5657. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5658. Round 8: P imp takes 59 damage.
  5659. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  5660. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5661. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when SexyChickenPunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  5662. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  5663. You gain 83 Meat
  5664. You gain 13 Meat.
  5665. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  5666. You acquire an item: hot wing
  5667. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5668. You acquire an item: diamond-studded cane
  5669. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your K'choxdaa are belong to us!", it blurts.
  5670. You acquire an item: BACON
  5671. After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
  5672. You gain a Muscle point!
  5673. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  5674. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  5675. You gain a Moxie point!
  5676.  
  5677. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  5678. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  5679. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5680. > Turn(77): Starting with 116 left at Level: 7
  5681. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  5682. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5683. > HP: 425/425, MP: 71/194
  5684. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5685. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5686. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5687.  
  5688. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5689. You gain 25 Meat
  5690.  
  5691. autosell: 1 hot wing
  5692. You gain 32 Meat
  5693. > Getting Dodecagram
  5694. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  5695.  
  5696. [78] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  5697. Encounter: P imp WITH BACON!!!
  5698. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5699. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5700. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  5701. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5702. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5703. Round 2: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5704. Round 2: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5705. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5706. Round 3: P imp drops 13 attack power.
  5707. Round 3: P imp drops 12 defense.
  5708. Round 3: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  5709. Round 3: P imp drops 6 defense.
  5710. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5711. Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
  5712. Round 4: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5713. Round 4: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5714. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5715. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5716. Round 5: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5717. Round 5: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5718. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5719. Round 6: P imp drops 4 attack power.
  5720. Round 6: P imp drops 4 defense.
  5721. Round 6: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5722. Round 6: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5723. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5724. Round 7: P imp takes 70 damage.
  5725. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5726. Round 7: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5727. Round 7: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5728. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5729. Round 8: P imp takes 79 damage.
  5730. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  5731. Round 8: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5732. Round 8: P imp drops 6 defense.
  5733. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5734. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  5735. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  5736. You gain 108 Meat
  5737. You gain 15 Meat.
  5738. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  5739. You acquire an item: hot wing
  5740. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5741. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  5742. After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
  5743. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  5744. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  5745.  
  5746. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  5747. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  5748. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5749. > Turn(78): Starting with 115 left at Level: 7
  5750. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  5751. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5752. > HP: 425/425, MP: 45/194
  5753. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5754. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5755. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5756.  
  5757. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5758. You gain 25 Meat
  5759.  
  5760. autosell: 1 hot wing
  5761. You gain 32 Meat
  5762. > Getting Dodecagram
  5763. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  5764.  
  5765. [79] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  5766. Encounter: W imp NAMED NEIL
  5767. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5768. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5769. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  5770. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5771. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5772. Round 2: W imp drops 14 attack power.
  5773. Round 2: W imp drops 13 defense.
  5774. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 10 damage.
  5775. Round 2: W imp takes 10 damage.
  5776. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5777. Round 3: W imp takes 6 damage.
  5778. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 12 damage.
  5779. Round 3: W imp takes 12 damage.
  5780. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5781. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5782. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 12 damage.
  5783. Round 4: W imp takes 12 damage.
  5784. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  5785. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5786. Round 5: W imp drops 5 attack power.
  5787. Round 5: W imp drops 5 defense.
  5788. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 12 damage.
  5789. Round 5: W imp takes 12 damage.
  5790. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5791. Round 6: W imp takes 60 damage.
  5792. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  5793. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 13 damage.
  5794. Round 6: W imp takes 13 damage.
  5795. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5796. Round 7: W imp takes 64 damage.
  5797. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5798. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 12 damage.
  5799. Round 7: W imp takes 12 damage.
  5800. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5801. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  5802. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  5803. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  5804. You gain 99 Meat
  5805. You gain 15 Meat.
  5806. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  5807. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5808. You acquire an item: ruby W
  5809. You acquire an item: wussiness potion
  5810. You acquire an item: BACON
  5811. After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
  5812. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  5813. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  5814. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5815. > Turn(79): Starting with 114 left at Level: 7
  5816. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  5817. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 245.166247903554
  5818. > HP: 431/431, MP: 48/194
  5819. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5820. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5821. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5822.  
  5823. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  5824. You gain 25 Meat
  5825. > Getting Dodecagram
  5826. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  5827.  
  5828. [80] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  5829. Encounter: How Do We Do It? Quaint and Curious Volume!
  5830. You gain 250 Meat
  5831. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5832. > Turn(80): Starting with 113 left at Level: 7
  5833. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  5834. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 215.166247903554
  5835. > HP: 431/431, MP: 56/194
  5836. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5837. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5838. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5839. > Getting Dodecagram
  5840. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  5841.  
  5842. [81] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  5843. Encounter: Strike One!
  5844. You acquire an item: imp unity ring
  5845.  
  5846. cast 1 Patient Smile
  5847. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  5848.  
  5849. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5850. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5851.  
  5852. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  5853. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  5854. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5855. > Turn(81): Starting with 112 left at Level: 7
  5856. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  5857. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 215.166247903554
  5858. > HP: 431/431, MP: 35/194
  5859. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5860. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5861. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5862. > Getting Dodecagram
  5863. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  5864.  
  5865. buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  5866. You spent 510 Meat
  5867. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
  5868.  
  5869. use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  5870. You gain 61 Muscularity Points
  5871.  
  5872. [82] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  5873. Encounter: Hellion AND TESLA!
  5874. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5875. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  5876. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  5877. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5878. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5879. Round 2: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
  5880. Round 2: Hellion drops 5 defense.
  5881. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5882. Round 3: Hellion drops 14 attack power.
  5883. Round 3: Hellion drops 13 defense.
  5884. Round 3: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
  5885. Round 3: Hellion drops 7 defense.
  5886. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5887. Round 4: Hellion takes 6 damage.
  5888. Round 4: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
  5889. Round 4: Hellion drops 5 defense.
  5890. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  5891. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5892. Round 5: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
  5893. Round 5: Hellion drops 6 defense.
  5894. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5895. Round 6: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
  5896. Round 6: Hellion drops 4 defense.
  5897. Round 6: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
  5898. Round 6: Hellion drops 5 defense.
  5899. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5900. Round 7: Hellion takes 60 damage.
  5901. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  5902. Round 7: Hellion drops 6 attack power.
  5903. Round 7: Hellion drops 8 defense.
  5904. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5905. Round 8: Hellion takes 72 damage.
  5906. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  5907. Round 8: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
  5908. Round 8: Hellion drops 6 defense.
  5909. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5910. Round 9: Hellion takes 74 damage.
  5911. Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
  5912. Round 9: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
  5913. Round 9: Hellion drops 5 defense.
  5914. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5915. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  5916. You acquire an item: patent avarice tonic
  5917. You gain 15 Meat.
  5918. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  5919. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  5920. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
  5921. You acquire an item: BACON
  5922. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
  5923. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  5924. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  5925.  
  5926. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5927. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  5928.  
  5929. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5930. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5931. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5932. > Turn(82): Starting with 111 left at Level: 7
  5933. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  5934. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 215.166247903554
  5935. > HP: 431/431, MP: 76/194
  5936. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5937. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5938. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5939. > Getting Dodecagram
  5940. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  5941.  
  5942. [83] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  5943. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR P imp
  5944. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5945. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5946. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  5947. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5948. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5949. Round 2: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5950. Round 2: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5951. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5952. Round 3: P imp drops 13 attack power.
  5953. Round 3: P imp drops 12 defense.
  5954. Round 3: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  5955. Round 3: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5956. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5957. Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
  5958. Round 4: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5959. Round 4: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5960. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5961. Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  5962. Round 5: P imp drops 4 defense.
  5963. Round 5: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  5964. Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
  5965. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5966. Round 6: P imp takes 64 damage.
  5967. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5968. Round 6: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  5969. Round 6: P imp drops 7 defense.
  5970. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5971. Round 7: P imp takes 72 damage.
  5972. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  5973. Round 7: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  5974. Round 7: P imp drops 6 defense.
  5975. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5976. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when ObservedKid taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  5977. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  5978. You gain 98 Meat
  5979. You gain 15 Meat.
  5980. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  5981. You acquire an item: hot wing
  5982. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  5983. You acquire an item: diamond-studded cane
  5984. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Neil but I eated it!"
  5985. You acquire an item: BACON
  5986. After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
  5987. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  5988. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5989. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  5990. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5991. > Turn(83): Starting with 110 left at Level: 7
  5992. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  5993. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 215.166247903554
  5994. > HP: 431/431, MP: 77/196
  5995. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5996. > ML: 89 control: 10
  5997. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5998.  
  5999. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  6000. You gain 25 Meat
  6001.  
  6002. autosell: 1 hot wing
  6003. You gain 32 Meat
  6004. > Getting Dodecagram
  6005. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  6006.  
  6007. [84] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  6008. Encounter: writing desk WITH BACON!!!
  6009. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6010. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6011. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6012. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6013. Round 2: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
  6014. Round 2: writing desk drops 4 defense.
  6015. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6016. Round 3: writing desk drops 12 attack power.
  6017. Round 3: writing desk drops 12 defense.
  6018. Round 3: writing desk drops 7 attack power.
  6019. Round 3: writing desk drops 5 defense.
  6020. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6021. Round 4: writing desk takes 6 damage.
  6022. Round 4: writing desk drops 7 attack power.
  6023. Round 4: writing desk drops 5 defense.
  6024. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6025. Round 5: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
  6026. Round 5: writing desk drops 4 defense.
  6027. Round 5: writing desk drops 6 attack power.
  6028. Round 5: writing desk drops 4 defense.
  6029. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6030. Round 6: writing desk takes 69 damage.
  6031. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  6032. Round 6: writing desk drops 5 attack power.
  6033. Round 6: writing desk drops 5 defense.
  6034. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6035. Round 7: writing desk takes 74 damage.
  6036. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  6037. Round 7: writing desk drops 6 attack power.
  6038. Round 7: writing desk drops 6 defense.
  6039. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  6040. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when both Rotten Gavin and WhiskeySnakeFlesh complimented you on your dancing.
  6041. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  6042. You gain 14 Meat.
  6043. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  6044. You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
  6045. You acquire an item: inkwell
  6046. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  6047. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  6048. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  6049. You gain a Muscle point!
  6050. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  6051. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  6052.  
  6053. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6054. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6055. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6056. > Turn(84): Starting with 109 left at Level: 7
  6057. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  6058. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 215.166247903554
  6059. > HP: 434/434, MP: 71/196
  6060. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6061. > ML: 89 control: 10
  6062. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6063.  
  6064. Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
  6065. > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 43 --> 46
  6066. > Getting Dodecagram
  6067. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  6068.  
  6069. [85] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  6070. Encounter: W imp WITH SCIENCE!
  6071. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6072. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6073. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6074. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6075. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6076. Round 2: W imp drops 7 attack power.
  6077. Round 2: W imp drops 5 defense.
  6078. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6079. Round 3: W imp drops 13 attack power.
  6080. Round 3: W imp drops 12 defense.
  6081. Round 3: W imp drops 5 attack power.
  6082. Round 3: W imp drops 6 defense.
  6083. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6084. Round 4: W imp takes 6 damage.
  6085. Round 4: W imp drops 6 attack power.
  6086. Round 4: W imp drops 6 defense.
  6087. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  6088. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  6089. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  6090. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  6091. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  6092. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 6 lb. Intergnat
  6093. You gain 13 Meat.
  6094. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Martinez's First Law of Gravity says an object destroyed tends to stay destroyed!"
  6095. You acquire an item: BACON
  6096. After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
  6097. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  6098. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  6099. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6100. > Turn(85): Starting with 108 left at Level: 7
  6101. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  6102. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
  6103. > HP: 434/434, MP: 74/196
  6104. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6105. > ML: 89 control: 10
  6106. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6107. > Getting Dodecagram
  6108. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  6109.  
  6110. [86] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  6111. Encounter: P imp WITH BACON!!!
  6112. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6113. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6114. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  6115. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6116. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6117. Round 2: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  6118. Round 2: P imp drops 6 defense.
  6119. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6120. Round 3: P imp drops 13 attack power.
  6121. Round 3: P imp drops 12 defense.
  6122. Round 3: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  6123. Round 3: P imp drops 5 defense.
  6124. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6125. Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
  6126. Round 4: P imp drops 6 attack power.
  6127. Round 4: P imp drops 6 defense.
  6128. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6129. Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  6130. Round 5: P imp drops 4 defense.
  6131. Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  6132. Round 5: P imp drops 6 defense.
  6133. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6134. Round 6: P imp takes 64 damage.
  6135. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  6136. Round 6: P imp drops 5 attack power.
  6137. Round 6: P imp drops 5 defense.
  6138. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6139. Round 7: P imp takes 70 damage.
  6140. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  6141. Round 7: P imp drops 7 attack power.
  6142. Round 7: P imp drops 5 defense.
  6143. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  6144. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  6145. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  6146. You gain 96 Meat
  6147. You gain 15 Meat.
  6148. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  6149. You acquire an item: hot wing
  6150. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  6151. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  6152. After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
  6153. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  6154. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  6155.  
  6156. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6157. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6158. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6159. > Turn(86): Starting with 107 left at Level: 7
  6160. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  6161. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
  6162. > HP: 434/434, MP: 68/196
  6163. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6164. > ML: 89 control: 10
  6165. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6166.  
  6167. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  6168. You gain 25 Meat
  6169.  
  6170. autosell: 1 hot wing
  6171. You gain 32 Meat
  6172. > Getting Dodecagram
  6173. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
  6174.  
  6175. [87] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  6176. Encounter: Dodecahedrariffic!
  6177. You acquire an item: dodecagram
  6178.  
  6179. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6180. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  6181. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6182. > Turn(87): Starting with 106 left at Level: 7
  6183. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
  6184. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
  6185. > HP: 434/434, MP: 51/196
  6186. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6187. > ML: 89 control: 10
  6188. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6189. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6190. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6191.  
  6192. [88] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6193. Encounter: G imp WITH SCIENCE!
  6194. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6195. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6196. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  6197. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6198. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6199. Round 2: G imp drops 14 attack power.
  6200. Round 2: G imp drops 13 defense.
  6201. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6202. Round 3: G imp takes 6 damage.
  6203. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  6204. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  6205. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6206. You acquire an item: almost-dead walkie-talkie
  6207. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when PizzaTurtle taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  6208. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  6209. You gain 12 Meat.
  6210. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Isaacson's Twenty-fifth Law of Friendliness says the force acting on an object is equal to the friendliness of the object times its frequency!"
  6211. You acquire an item: BACON
  6212. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
  6213. You gain a Muscle point!
  6214. You gain a Level!
  6215. After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
  6216. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  6217. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6218. > Turn(88): Starting with 105 left at Level: 8
  6219. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.775
  6220. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
  6221. > HP: 437/437, MP: 60/196
  6222. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6223. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6224. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6225. > Death to the gobbo!!
  6226. outfit Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
  6227.  
  6228. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  6229. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  6230.  
  6231. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  6232. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  6233. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  6234. > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Harem done, beep.
  6235.  
  6236. buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6237. You spent 510 Meat
  6238. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
  6239.  
  6240. use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6241. You gain 61 Muscularity Points
  6242.  
  6243. [89] Cobb's Knob Harem
  6244. Encounter: Plucked
  6245. You lose 3 hit points
  6246. You acquire an effect: Knob Goblin Perfume (1)
  6247.  
  6248. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  6249. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  6250.  
  6251. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6252. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6253. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6254. > Turn(89): Starting with 104 left at Level: 8
  6255. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.016666666666666
  6256. > Meat Drop: 220.0   Item Drop: 251.98529093593285
  6257. > HP: 364/364, MP: 73/196
  6258. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6259. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6260. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6261.  
  6262. equip hat viking helmet
  6263.  
  6264. equip pants pantogram pants
  6265. > Death to the gobbo!!
  6266. outfit Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
  6267.  
  6268. buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  6269. You spent 22 Meat
  6270. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  6271.  
  6272. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  6273. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  6274.  
  6275. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  6276. You spent 22 Meat
  6277. You acquire an item: hair spray
  6278.  
  6279. use 1 hair spray
  6280. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  6281.  
  6282. buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
  6283. You spent 475 Meat
  6284. You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
  6285.  
  6286. use 1 blood of the Wereseal
  6287. You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
  6288. > Pre Adventure at Throne Room done, beep.
  6289.  
  6290. [90] Throne Room
  6291. Encounter: The Knob Goblin King AND TESLA!
  6292. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6293. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  6294. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6295. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6296. Round 2: Knob Goblin King drops 6 attack power.
  6297. Round 2: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
  6298. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6299. Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 14 attack power.
  6300. Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 14 defense.
  6301. Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 5 attack power.
  6302. Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 7 defense.
  6303. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6304. Round 4: Knob Goblin King takes 8 damage.
  6305. Round 4: Knob Goblin King drops 8 attack power.
  6306. Round 4: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
  6307. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6308. Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 5 attack power.
  6309. Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 5 defense.
  6310. Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 7 attack power.
  6311. Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
  6312. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6313. Round 6: Knob Goblin King takes 62 damage.
  6314. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  6315. Round 6: Knob Goblin King drops 5 attack power.
  6316. Round 6: Knob Goblin King drops 5 defense.
  6317. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6318. Round 7: Knob Goblin King takes 67 damage.
  6319. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  6320. Round 7: Knob Goblin King drops 6 attack power.
  6321. Round 7: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
  6322. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6323. Round 8: Knob Goblin King takes 73 damage.
  6324. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  6325. Round 8: Knob Goblin King drops 8 attack power.
  6326. Round 8: Knob Goblin King drops 7 defense.
  6327. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6328. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  6329. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  6330. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  6331. You gain 10 Meat.
  6332. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  6333. You acquire an item: dense meat stack (2)
  6334. You acquire an item: Crown of the Goblin King
  6335. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob lab key
  6336. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  6337. After Battle: You gain 49 Muscularity Points
  6338. You acquire an item: BACON
  6339. After Battle: You gain 71 Beefiness
  6340. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  6341. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6342. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  6343.  
  6344. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6345. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6346.  
  6347. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  6348. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  6349.  
  6350. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6351. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6352.  
  6353. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  6354. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  6355.  
  6356. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  6357. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  6358. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6359. > Turn(90): Starting with 103 left at Level: 8
  6360. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 21.04375
  6361. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 246.98529093593285
  6362. > HP: 391/465, MP: 95/197
  6363. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6364. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6365. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6366.  
  6367. equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
  6368.  
  6369. equip pants pantogram pants
  6370.  
  6371. autosell: 1 dense meat stack
  6372. You gain 1,000 Meat
  6373.  
  6374. autosell: 1 dense meat stack
  6375. You gain 1,000 Meat
  6376. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6377. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6378.  
  6379. [91] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6380. Encounter: L imp WITH SCIENCE!
  6381. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6382. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6383. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6384. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6385. Round 2: L imp drops 5 attack power.
  6386. Round 2: L imp drops 7 defense.
  6387. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6388. Round 3: L imp drops 14 attack power.
  6389. Round 3: L imp drops 13 defense.
  6390. Round 3: L imp drops 7 attack power.
  6391. Round 3: L imp drops 7 defense.
  6392. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6393. Round 4: L imp takes 9 damage.
  6394. Round 4: L imp drops 5 attack power.
  6395. Round 4: L imp drops 5 defense.
  6396. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  6397. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  6398. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  6399. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Paul the Wooden and FettuciniSeal won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  6400. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  6401. You gain 13 Meat.
  6402. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Taylor's Twentieth Law of Dreams says any two objects exert mass on each other, regardless of their things!"
  6403. You acquire an item: BACON
  6404. After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
  6405. You gain a Muscle point!
  6406. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  6407. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  6408.  
  6409. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6410. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6411.  
  6412. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6413. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6414.  
  6415. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  6416. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  6417. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6418. > Turn(91): Starting with 102 left at Level: 8
  6419. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
  6420. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 246.98529093593285
  6421. > HP: 411/569, MP: 65/197
  6422. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6423. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6424. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6425. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6426. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6427.  
  6428. [92] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6429. Encounter: Deep Imp Act
  6430. You acquire Imp Ale (3)
  6431.  
  6432. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6433. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  6434. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6435. > Turn(92): Starting with 101 left at Level: 8
  6436. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
  6437. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 246.98529093593285
  6438. > HP: 435/546, MP: 56/197
  6439. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6440. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6441. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6442.  
  6443. autosell: 3 Imp Ale
  6444. You gain 75 Meat
  6445. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6446. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6447.  
  6448. [93] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6449. Encounter: Imp Art, Some Wisdom
  6450. You gain 13 Fortitude
  6451. You gain 10 Magicalness
  6452. You gain 10 Roguishness
  6453. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6454. > Turn(93): Starting with 100 left at Level: 8
  6455. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
  6456. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
  6457. > HP: 457/546, MP: 79/197
  6458. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6459. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6460. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6461. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6462. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6463.  
  6464. [94] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6465. Encounter: Demoninja WITH SCIENCE!
  6466. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6467. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6468. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6469. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6470. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6471. Round 2: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
  6472. Round 2: Demoninja drops 7 defense.
  6473. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6474. Round 3: Demoninja drops 14 attack power.
  6475. Round 3: Demoninja drops 12 defense.
  6476. Round 3: Demoninja drops 7 attack power.
  6477. Round 3: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
  6478. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6479. Round 4: Demoninja takes 9 damage.
  6480. Round 4: Demoninja drops 6 attack power.
  6481. Round 4: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
  6482. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  6483. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  6484. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  6485. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled BaconFerris. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6486. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  6487. You gain 14 Meat.
  6488. You acquire an item: li'l ninja costume
  6489. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Lavender Matter!"
  6490. You acquire an item: BACON
  6491. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
  6492. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  6493. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  6494.  
  6495. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6496. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6497.  
  6498. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6499. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6500. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6501. > Turn(94): Starting with 99 left at Level: 8
  6502. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
  6503. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
  6504. > HP: 476/546, MP: 76/197
  6505. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6506. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6507. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6508. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6509. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6510.  
  6511. [95] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6512. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR G imp
  6513. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6514. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6515. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6516. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6517. Round 2: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  6518. Round 2: G imp drops 7 defense.
  6519. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6520. Round 3: G imp drops 13 attack power.
  6521. Round 3: G imp drops 13 defense.
  6522. Round 3: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  6523. Round 3: G imp drops 5 defense.
  6524. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6525. Round 4: G imp takes 9 damage.
  6526. Round 4: G imp drops 6 attack power.
  6527. Round 4: G imp drops 6 defense.
  6528. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6529. Round 5: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  6530. Round 5: G imp drops 5 defense.
  6531. Round 5: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  6532. Round 5: G imp drops 7 defense.
  6533. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6534. Round 6: G imp takes 100 damage.
  6535. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  6536. Round 6: G imp drops 6 attack power.
  6537. Round 6: G imp drops 5 defense.
  6538. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6539. Round 7: G imp takes 102 damage.
  6540. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  6541. Round 7: G imp drops 5 attack power.
  6542. Round 7: G imp drops 6 defense.
  6543. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  6544. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled MadElizabeth. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6545. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  6546. You gain 80 Meat
  6547. You gain 10 Meat.
  6548. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  6549. You acquire an item: hot wing
  6550. You acquire an item: Imp Ale
  6551. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
  6552. You acquire an item: BACON
  6553. After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
  6554. After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
  6555. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  6556.  
  6557. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6558. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6559.  
  6560. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6561. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6562. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6563. > Turn(95): Starting with 98 left at Level: 8
  6564. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
  6565. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
  6566. > HP: 510/546, MP: 74/197
  6567. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6568. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6569. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6570.  
  6571. autosell: 1 Imp Ale
  6572. You gain 25 Meat
  6573.  
  6574. autosell: 1 hot wing
  6575. You gain 32 Meat
  6576. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6577. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6578.  
  6579. [96] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6580. Encounter: Demoninja WITH SCIENCE!
  6581. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6582. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  6583. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  6584. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6585. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6586. Round 2: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
  6587. Round 2: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
  6588. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6589. Round 3: Demoninja drops 14 attack power.
  6590. Round 3: Demoninja drops 12 defense.
  6591. Round 3: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
  6592. Round 3: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
  6593. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6594. Round 4: Demoninja takes 9 damage.
  6595. Round 4: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
  6596. Round 4: Demoninja drops 5 defense.
  6597. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  6598. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  6599. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  6600. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you and PimpNoah took turns doing benchpresses with FantasticReading's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  6601. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  6602. You gain 11 Meat.
  6603. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Paulson's Twenty-fifth Law of Love says any two objects exert focused weight on each other, regardless of their friction!"
  6604. You acquire an item: BACON
  6605. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  6606. You gain a Muscle point!
  6607. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  6608. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6609. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  6610. You gain a Moxie point!
  6611.  
  6612. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6613. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6614.  
  6615. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6616. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  6617. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6618. > Turn(96): Starting with 97 left at Level: 8
  6619. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
  6620. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
  6621. > HP: 532/549, MP: 52/199
  6622. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6623. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6624. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6625. > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
  6626. > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
  6627.  
  6628. [97] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  6629. Encounter: Butter Knife?  I'll Take the Knife
  6630. You acquire an item: eldritch butterknife
  6631.  
  6632. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  6633. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  6634.  
  6635. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  6636. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  6637. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6638. > Turn(97): Starting with 96 left at Level: 8
  6639. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
  6640. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
  6641. > HP: 549/549, MP: 50/199
  6642. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6643. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6644. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6645. > Finishing friars
  6646.  
  6647. [98] Friar Ceremony Location
  6648. > Turn(97): Starting with 96 left at Level: 8
  6649. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.04375
  6650. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
  6651. > HP: 549/549, MP: 50/199
  6652. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6653. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6654. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6655. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  6656. > Turn(97): Starting with 96 left at Level: 8
  6657. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.04375
  6658. > Meat Drop: 210.0   Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
  6659. > HP: 549/549, MP: 50/199
  6660. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6661. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6662. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6663. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  6664. > Doing Tavern
  6665.  
  6666. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  6667. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
  6668.  
  6669. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  6670. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  6671. > In the tavern! Layout: 0000100000000000000000000
  6672.  
  6673. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  6674. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button1
  6675. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button1
  6676. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  6677.  
  6678. cast 1 Dirge of Dreadfulness
  6679. You acquire an effect: Dirge of Dreadfulness (5)
  6680. unequip acc1
  6681.  
  6682. equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  6683. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6684. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6685.  
  6686. [98] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4)
  6687. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
  6688. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6689. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6690. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  6691.  
  6692. [98] Noob Cave
  6693. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
  6694. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6695. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6696. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6697. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 attack power.
  6698. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
  6699. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6700. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 9 damage.
  6701. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6702. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 attack power.
  6703. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
  6704. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6705. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 103 damage.
  6706. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  6707. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  6708. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and RumPost totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  6709. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  6710. You gain 53 Meat
  6711. You gain 11 Meat.
  6712. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  6713. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6714. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6715. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6716. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  6717. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  6718. After Battle: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
  6719. You acquire an item: BACON
  6720. After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
  6721. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  6722. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  6723. Unknown last adventure: id = '1018' name = 'The Typical Tavern Cellar' URL = 'cellar.php' container = 'tavern.php'
  6724. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6725. > In the tavern! Layout: 0001100000000000000000000
  6726.  
  6727. cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
  6728. You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
  6729. You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
  6730. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6731. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6732.  
  6733. [99] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3)
  6734. Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
  6735. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  6736. Took choice 513/1: Smash the barrel
  6737. choice.php?whichchoice=513&option=1&pwd
  6738. You acquire ice-cold Willer (4)
  6739.  
  6740. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6741. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6742.  
  6743. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6744. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6745. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6746. > In the tavern! Layout: 0051100000000000000000000
  6747.  
  6748. cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
  6749. You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
  6750. You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
  6751. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6752. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6753.  
  6754. [100] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2)
  6755. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats NAMED NEIL
  6756. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6757. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6758. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  6759.  
  6760. [100] Noob Cave
  6761. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats NAMED NEIL
  6762. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6763. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6764. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6765. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 11 damage.
  6766. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 11 damage.
  6767. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
  6768. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 defense.
  6769. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6770. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 attack power.
  6771. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
  6772. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 12 damage.
  6773. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 12 damage.
  6774. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 attack power.
  6775. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  6776. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6777. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats takes 7 damage.
  6778. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 13 damage.
  6779. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats takes 13 damage.
  6780. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
  6781. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 7 defense.
  6782. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6783. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 attack power.
  6784. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
  6785. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
  6786. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 13 damage.
  6787. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 attack power.
  6788. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  6789. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6790. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 107 damage.
  6791. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  6792. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 8 damage.
  6793. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 8 damage.
  6794. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
  6795. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  6796. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6797. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  6798. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  6799. You gain 64 Meat
  6800. You gain 13 Meat.
  6801. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  6802. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6803. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6804. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6805. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  6806. You acquire an item: BACON
  6807. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
  6808. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  6809. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  6810.  
  6811. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6812. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6813. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6814. > In the tavern! Layout: 0151100000000000000000000
  6815.  
  6816. cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
  6817. You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
  6818. You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
  6819. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6820. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6821.  
  6822. [101] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1)
  6823. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH SCIENCE!
  6824. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6825. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  6826. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  6827.  
  6828. [101] Noob Cave
  6829. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH SCIENCE!
  6830. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6831. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6832. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6833. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 attack power.
  6834. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
  6835. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6836. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 7 damage.
  6837. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  6838. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  6839. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6840. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when SeashellFreddy bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  6841. You acquire an item: spooky lo mein
  6842. You gain 13 Meat.
  6843. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Isaacson's Twenty-fourth Law of Color says what goes down must come under!"
  6844. You acquire an item: BACON
  6845. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  6846. You gain a Muscle point!
  6847. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  6848. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  6849.  
  6850. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6851. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6852.  
  6853. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  6854. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  6855.  
  6856. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6857. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6858. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6859. > In the tavern! Layout: 1151100000000000000000000
  6860.  
  6861. cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
  6862. You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
  6863. You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
  6864. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6865. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6866.  
  6867. [102] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1)
  6868. Encounter: Those Who Came Before You
  6869. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  6870. Took choice 510/1: Search the body
  6871. choice.php?whichchoice=510&option=1&pwd
  6872. You acquire an item: seal-blubber candle
  6873. You acquire an item: figurine of a wretched-looking seal
  6874. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  6875. You acquire an item: shiny ring
  6876.  
  6877. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6878. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6879. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6880. > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000000000000000000
  6881.  
  6882. cast 1 Dirge of Dreadfulness
  6883. You acquire an effect: Dirge of Dreadfulness (5)
  6884.  
  6885. cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
  6886. You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
  6887. You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
  6888. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6889. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6890.  
  6891. [103] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1)
  6892. Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
  6893. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  6894. Took choice 513/1: Smash the barrel
  6895. choice.php?whichchoice=513&option=1&pwd
  6896. You acquire ice-cold Willer (5)
  6897. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6898. > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000500000000000000
  6899. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6900. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6901.  
  6902. [104] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1)
  6903. Encounter: A Rat's Home...
  6904. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  6905. Took choice 515/2: Scare the rats off
  6906. choice.php?whichchoice=515&option=2&pwd
  6907. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6908. > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000500005000000000
  6909. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6910. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6911.  
  6912. [104] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 5, col 1)
  6913. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH BACON!!!
  6914. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6915. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  6916. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  6917.  
  6918. [104] Noob Cave
  6919. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH BACON!!!
  6920. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6921. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6922. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6923. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 attack power.
  6924. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
  6925. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6926. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 7 damage.
  6927. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6928. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 attack power.
  6929. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
  6930. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6931. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 94 damage.
  6932. Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
  6933. Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
  6934. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6935. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 91 damage.
  6936. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  6937. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  6938. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled AwfulDancer. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6939. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  6940. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 7 lb. Intergnat
  6941. You gain 39 Meat
  6942. You gain 15 Meat.
  6943. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  6944. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6945. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  6946. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  6947. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  6948. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  6949. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  6950. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  6951. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  6952. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Conservatory.
  6953.  
  6954. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6955. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6956. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6957. > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000500005000010000
  6958.  
  6959. cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
  6960. You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
  6961. You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
  6962. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  6963. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  6964.  
  6965. [105] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 2)
  6966. Encounter: Of Course!
  6967. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  6968. Took choice 509/1: Turn off the faucet
  6969. choice.php?whichchoice=509&option=1&pwd
  6970.  
  6971. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6972. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6973. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6974.  
  6975. Visiting Bart Ender
  6976. You acquire Typical Tavern swill (3)
  6977. > Turn(105): Starting with 88 left at Level: 8
  6978. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 21.9125
  6979. > Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 198.78505426185217
  6980. > HP: 324/324, MP: 47/159
  6981. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6982. > ML: 91 control: 10
  6983. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6984. unequip acc3
  6985.  
  6986. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  6987.  
  6988. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6989.  
  6990. Converting 3 flagons of Typical Tavern swill into Fuel
  6991. > Compressed 3 Typical Tavern swill into sheep, I mean fuel: 46 --> 62
  6992.  
  6993. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6994. You gain 84 hit points
  6995. > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Conservatory
  6996. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  6997.  
  6998. familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
  6999. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
  7000.  
  7001. buy 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  7002. You spent 595 Meat
  7003. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (7)
  7004.  
  7005. use 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  7006. You gain 70 Muscularity Points
  7007.  
  7008. [106] The Haunted Conservatory
  7009. Encounter: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven
  7010. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7011. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  7012. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  7013. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7014. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  7015. Round 2: You lose 98 hit points
  7016. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  7017. Round 3: You lose 98 hit points
  7018. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  7019. Round 4: You lose 98 hit points
  7020. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  7021. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  7022. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7023. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  7024. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  7025. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  7026. After Battle: You gain 15 hit points
  7027. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  7028. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  7029. You gain 11 Meat.
  7030. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7031. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
  7032. You acquire an item: Spookyraven signet
  7033. After Battle: +1 trout (to Clan Floundry)
  7034. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  7035. After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
  7036. After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
  7037. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  7038.  
  7039. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7040. You gain 314 hit points
  7041.  
  7042. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7043. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  7044. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7045. > Turn(105): Starting with 88 left at Level: 8
  7046. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 22.488541666666666
  7047. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
  7048. > HP: 364/364, MP: 68/199
  7049. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7050. > ML: 91 control: 10
  7051. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7052.  
  7053. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  7054. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  7055.  
  7056. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7057. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7058.  
  7059. buy 1 cheap wind-up clock for 190 each from Smacketeria
  7060. You spent 190 Meat
  7061. You acquire an item: cheap wind-up clock
  7062.  
  7063. use 1 cheap wind-up clock
  7064. You acquire an effect: Ticking Clock (10)
  7065. > Source Terminal request: enhance init.enh
  7066. Source Terminal: enhance init.enh
  7067. You acquire an effect: init.enh (100)
  7068. Took choice 835/1: 30 turns of +20 initiative
  7069. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=835&option=1
  7070. > The Alcove! (230.0)
  7071.  
  7072. familiar Oily Woim (16 lbs)
  7073. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7074.  
  7075. [106] The Defiled Alcove
  7076. Encounter: corpulent zobmie
  7077. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7078. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  7079. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7080. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7081. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 15 attack power.
  7082. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 15 defense.
  7083. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7084. Round 3: corpulent zobmie takes 7 damage.
  7085. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7086. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
  7087. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
  7088. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7089. Round 5: corpulent zobmie takes 73 damage.
  7090. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  7091. Round 5: You lose 22 hit points
  7092. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7093. Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 73 damage.
  7094. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7095. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7096. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7097. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you and Audrey the Tipsy took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Fantastic's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  7098. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  7099. You gain 156 Meat
  7100. You gain 13 Meat.
  7101. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7102. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  7103. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  7104. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7105. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  7106. You gain a Moxie point!
  7107.  
  7108. cast 1 Patient Smile
  7109. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  7110.  
  7111. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7112. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7113. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7114. > Turn(106): Starting with 87 left at Level: 8
  7115. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 293.452825
  7116. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7117. > HP: 364/364, MP: 42/201
  7118. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7119. > ML: 91 control: 10
  7120. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7121.  
  7122. buy 1 cheap wind-up clock for 190 each from Smacketeria
  7123. You spent 190 Meat
  7124. You acquire an item: cheap wind-up clock
  7125. Took choice 835/1: 30 turns of +20 initiative
  7126. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=835&option=1
  7127. > The Alcove! (262.0)
  7128. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7129.  
  7130. [107] The Defiled Alcove
  7131. Encounter: corpulent zobmie
  7132. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7133. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  7134. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7135. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7136. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 15 attack power.
  7137. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 14 defense.
  7138. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7139. Round 3: corpulent zobmie takes 7 damage.
  7140. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7141. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
  7142. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
  7143. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7144. Round 5: corpulent zobmie takes 73 damage.
  7145. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7146. Round 5: You lose 21 hit points
  7147. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7148. Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 76 damage.
  7149. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7150. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7151. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7152. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when RumBeast taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  7153. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  7154. You gain 171 Meat
  7155. You gain 13 Meat.
  7156. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7157. You acquire an item: wriggling worm
  7158. After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
  7159. You gain a Muscle point!
  7160. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  7161. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  7162. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7163. > Turn(107): Starting with 86 left at Level: 8
  7164. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 291.640325
  7165. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7166. > HP: 366/366, MP: 56/201
  7167. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7168. > ML: 81 control: 10
  7169. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7170. > The Alcove! (262.0)
  7171. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7172.  
  7173. [108] The Defiled Alcove
  7174. Encounter: grave rober zmobie
  7175. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7176. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  7177. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7178. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7179. Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 14 attack power.
  7180. Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 14 defense.
  7181. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7182. Round 3: grave rober zmobie takes 7 damage.
  7183. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7184. Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 6 attack power.
  7185. Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 6 defense.
  7186. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7187. Round 5: grave rober zmobie takes 75 damage.
  7188. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  7189. Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
  7190. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7191. Round 6: grave rober zmobie takes 75 damage.
  7192. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  7193. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7194. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7195. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when you and CobaltAutumn and RumFighter the Wonderful won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  7196. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  7197. You gain 114 Meat
  7198. You gain 15 Meat.
  7199. You acquire an item: rusty grave robbing shovel
  7200. After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
  7201. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  7202. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  7203. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7204. > Turn(108): Starting with 85 left at Level: 8
  7205. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 271.545575
  7206. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7207. > HP: 366/366, MP: 74/201
  7208. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7209. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7210. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7211. > The Alcove! (262.0)
  7212. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7213.  
  7214. [109] The Defiled Alcove
  7215. Encounter: modern zmobie
  7216. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7217. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7218. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  7219. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7220. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7221. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
  7222. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 7 defense.
  7223. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7224. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 13 attack power.
  7225. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 12 defense.
  7226. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7227. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7228. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7229. Round 4: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
  7230. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
  7231. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
  7232. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7233. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7234. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 4 defense.
  7235. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 7 attack power.
  7236. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
  7237. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7238. Round 6: modern zmobie takes 101 damage.
  7239. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7240. Round 6: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7241. Round 6: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7242. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  7243. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7244. Round 7: modern zmobie takes 104 damage.
  7245. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  7246. Round 7: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7247. Round 7: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7248. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7249. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  7250. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  7251. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  7252. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  7253. Your familiar gains a pound: Trofflesby, the 2 lb. Oily Woim
  7254. You gain 138 Meat
  7255. You gain 15 Meat.
  7256. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
  7257. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
  7258. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  7259.  
  7260. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7261. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  7262. > Fought 1 modern zmobies.
  7263. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7264. > Turn(109): Starting with 84 left at Level: 8
  7265. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 253.26332500000004
  7266. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7267. > HP: 345/366, MP: 55/201
  7268. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7269. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7270. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7271. > The Alcove! (264.0)
  7272. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7273.  
  7274. [110] The Defiled Alcove
  7275. Encounter: Turn Your Head and Coffin
  7276. Took choice 153/4: skip adventure
  7277. choice.php?whichchoice=153&option=4&pwd
  7278. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7279. > Turn(109): Starting with 84 left at Level: 8
  7280. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
  7281. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7282. > HP: 345/366, MP: 55/201
  7283. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7284. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7285. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7286. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  7287. > The Alcove! (264.0)
  7288. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7289.  
  7290. [110] The Defiled Alcove
  7291. Encounter: grave rober zmobie
  7292. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7293. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7294. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7295. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7296. Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 13 attack power.
  7297. Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 13 defense.
  7298. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7299. Round 3: grave rober zmobie takes 8 damage.
  7300. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7301. Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7302. Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7303. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7304. Round 5: grave rober zmobie takes 82 damage.
  7305. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7306. Round 5: You lose 18 hit points
  7307. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7308. Round 6: grave rober zmobie takes 81 damage.
  7309. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  7310. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7311. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7312. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  7313. After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
  7314. You gain 120 Meat
  7315. You gain 11 Meat.
  7316. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch
  7317. After Battle: You gain 30 Strengthliness
  7318. You gain a Muscle point!
  7319. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  7320. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  7321. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7322. > Turn(110): Starting with 83 left at Level: 8
  7323. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
  7324. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7325. > HP: 360/368, MP: 70/201
  7326. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7327. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7328. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7329. > The Alcove! (264.0)
  7330. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7331.  
  7332. [111] The Defiled Alcove
  7333. Encounter: corpulent zobmie
  7334. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7335. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7336. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7337. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7338. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
  7339. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 5 defense.
  7340. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7341. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 attack power.
  7342. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 defense.
  7343. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
  7344. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
  7345. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7346. Round 4: corpulent zobmie takes 8 damage.
  7347. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 5 attack power.
  7348. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
  7349. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7350. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 attack power.
  7351. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 defense.
  7352. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
  7353. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
  7354. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7355. Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 109 damage.
  7356. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  7357. Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
  7358. Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
  7359. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  7360. You acquire an effect: Half-Eaten Brain (5)
  7361. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7362. Round 7: corpulent zobmie takes 112 damage.
  7363. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  7364. Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 5 attack power.
  7365. Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
  7366. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7367. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7368. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  7369. After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
  7370. You gain 151 Meat
  7371. You gain 13 Meat.
  7372. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7373. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7374. After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
  7375. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
  7376. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  7377.  
  7378. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7379. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7380.  
  7381. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  7382. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  7383. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7384. > Turn(111): Starting with 82 left at Level: 8
  7385. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
  7386. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7387. > HP: 368/368, MP: 55/189
  7388. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7389. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7390. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7391. > The Alcove! (264.0)
  7392. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7393.  
  7394. [112] The Defiled Alcove
  7395. Encounter: modern zmobie
  7396. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7397. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7398. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7399. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7400. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 14 attack power.
  7401. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 13 defense.
  7402. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7403. Round 3: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
  7404. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7405. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7406. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7407. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7408. Round 5: modern zmobie takes 80 damage.
  7409. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  7410. Round 5: You lose 31 hit points
  7411. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7412. Round 6: modern zmobie takes 80 damage.
  7413. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7414. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7415. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  7416. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and FuzzyChief totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  7417. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  7418. You gain 129 Meat
  7419. You gain 13 Meat.
  7420. After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
  7421. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  7422. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7423. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  7424. > Fought 2 modern zmobies.
  7425. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7426. > Turn(112): Starting with 81 left at Level: 8
  7427. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
  7428. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7429. > HP: 365/368, MP: 69/191
  7430. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7431. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7432. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7433. > The Alcove! (264.0)
  7434. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7435.  
  7436. [113] The Defiled Alcove
  7437. Encounter: Turn Your Head and Coffin
  7438. Took choice 153/4: skip adventure
  7439. choice.php?whichchoice=153&option=4&pwd
  7440. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7441. > Turn(112): Starting with 81 left at Level: 8
  7442. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
  7443. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7444. > HP: 365/368, MP: 69/191
  7445. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7446. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7447. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7448. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  7449. > The Alcove! (264.0)
  7450. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7451.  
  7452. [113] The Defiled Alcove
  7453. Encounter: corpulent zobmie
  7454. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7455. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7456. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7457. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7458. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
  7459. Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
  7460. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7461. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 attack power.
  7462. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 defense.
  7463. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 4 attack power.
  7464. Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
  7465. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7466. Round 4: corpulent zobmie takes 8 damage.
  7467. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
  7468. Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
  7469. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7470. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 attack power.
  7471. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 defense.
  7472. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
  7473. Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 5 defense.
  7474. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7475. Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 104 damage.
  7476. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7477. Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
  7478. Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 5 defense.
  7479. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  7480. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7481. Round 7: corpulent zobmie takes 109 damage.
  7482. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  7483. Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
  7484. Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
  7485. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7486. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7487. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and CheesyPunkMan totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  7488. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  7489. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  7490. Your familiar gains a pound: Trofflesby, the 3 lb. Oily Woim
  7491. You gain 167 Meat
  7492. You gain 12 Meat.
  7493. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7494. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7495. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  7496. After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
  7497. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  7498. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7499. > Turn(113): Starting with 80 left at Level: 8
  7500. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
  7501. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7502. > HP: 368/368, MP: 79/191
  7503. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7504. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7505. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7506. > The Alcove! (266.0)
  7507. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7508.  
  7509. [114] The Defiled Alcove
  7510. Encounter: modern zmobie
  7511. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7512. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7513. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  7514. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7515. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7516. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7517. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7518. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7519. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 13 attack power.
  7520. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 13 defense.
  7521. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7522. Round 3: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
  7523. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7524. Round 4: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
  7525. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7526. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7527. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7528. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7529. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 4 defense.
  7530. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 7 attack power.
  7531. Round 5: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7532. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7533. Round 6: modern zmobie takes 100 damage.
  7534. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  7535. Round 6: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
  7536. Round 6: modern zmobie drops 7 defense.
  7537. Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
  7538. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7539. Round 7: modern zmobie takes 103 damage.
  7540. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  7541. Round 7: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
  7542. Round 7: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
  7543. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7544. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  7545. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you and BurritoWallace and SealWizard won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  7546. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  7547. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  7548. You gain 132 Meat
  7549. You gain 13 Meat.
  7550. After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
  7551. You gain a Muscle point!
  7552. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  7553. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  7554.  
  7555. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7556. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  7557. > Fought 3 modern zmobies.
  7558. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7559. > Turn(114): Starting with 79 left at Level: 8
  7560. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 255.53359999999998
  7561. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7562. > HP: 352/370, MP: 52/191
  7563. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7564. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7565. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7566. > The Alcove! (266.0)
  7567. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7568.  
  7569. [115] The Defiled Alcove
  7570. Encounter: modern zmobie
  7571. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7572. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7573. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7574. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7575. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 14 attack power.
  7576. Round 2: modern zmobie drops 13 defense.
  7577. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7578. Round 3: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
  7579. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7580. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
  7581. Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
  7582. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7583. Round 5: modern zmobie takes 80 damage.
  7584. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  7585. Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
  7586. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7587. Round 6: modern zmobie takes 79 damage.
  7588. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  7589. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7590. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  7591. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled LugubriousMage. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  7592. After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
  7593. You gain 132 Meat
  7594. You gain 10 Meat.
  7595. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  7596. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  7597. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  7598. > Fought 4 modern zmobies.
  7599. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7600. > Turn(115): Starting with 78 left at Level: 8
  7601. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.168750000000003
  7602. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7603. > HP: 358/358, MP: 60/202
  7604. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7605. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7606. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7607.  
  7608. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  7609. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  7610.  
  7611. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7612. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7613.  
  7614. use 1 cheap wind-up clock
  7615. You acquire an effect: Ticking Clock (10)
  7616. > The Alcove! (266.0)
  7617.  
  7618. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  7619. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  7620. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
  7621.  
  7622. use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
  7623. You gain 50 Muscularity Points
  7624.  
  7625. [116] The Defiled Alcove
  7626. Encounter: conjoined zmombie
  7627. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7628. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  7629. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7630. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7631. Round 2: conjoined zmombie drops 7 attack power.
  7632. Round 2: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
  7633. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7634. Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 14 attack power.
  7635. Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 13 defense.
  7636. Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
  7637. Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
  7638. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7639. Round 4: conjoined zmombie takes 8 damage.
  7640. Round 4: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
  7641. Round 4: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
  7642. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7643. Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
  7644. Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 5 defense.
  7645. Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 6 attack power.
  7646. Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 8 defense.
  7647. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7648. Round 6: conjoined zmombie takes 83 damage.
  7649. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  7650. Round 6: conjoined zmombie drops 6 attack power.
  7651. Round 6: conjoined zmombie drops 5 defense.
  7652. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  7653. You acquire an effect: Half-Eaten Brain (10)
  7654. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7655. Round 7: conjoined zmombie takes 89 damage.
  7656. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  7657. Round 7: conjoined zmombie drops 7 attack power.
  7658. Round 7: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
  7659. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  7660. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7661. Round 8: conjoined zmombie takes 95 damage.
  7662. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  7663. Round 8: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
  7664. Round 8: conjoined zmombie drops 6 defense.
  7665. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7666. After Battle: As you end the conjoined zmombies' conjoined lives for the second times, your Evilometer emits a loud beep.
  7667. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when both AmazingOlivia and AwesomeMage complimented you on your dancing.
  7668. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  7669. You gain 561 Meat
  7670. You gain 15 Meat.
  7671. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7672. You acquire an item: cranberries
  7673. After Battle: You gain 64 Beefiness
  7674. You gain a Muscle point!
  7675. After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
  7676. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  7677.  
  7678. cast 1 Patient Smile
  7679. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  7680.  
  7681. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7682. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7683. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7684. > Turn(116): Starting with 77 left at Level: 8
  7685. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 14.043750000000001
  7686. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 170.0
  7687. > HP: 360/360, MP: 75/191
  7688. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7689. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7690. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7691. > The Nook!
  7692.  
  7693. familiar Intergnat (22 lbs)
  7694.  
  7695. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7696. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  7697.  
  7698. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7699. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7700. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7701. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  7702.  
  7703. [117] The Defiled Nook
  7704. Encounter: toothy sklelton WITH BACON!!!
  7705. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7706. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7707. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7708. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7709. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 attack power.
  7710. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 defense.
  7711. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7712. Round 3: toothy sklelton takes 8 damage.
  7713. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7714. Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
  7715. Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
  7716. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7717. Round 5: toothy sklelton takes 71 damage.
  7718. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  7719. Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
  7720. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7721. Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 71 damage.
  7722. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  7723. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7724. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7725. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you and SleazyChef took turns doing benchpresses with TurkeyMonster the Powerful's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  7726. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
  7727. You gain 13 Meat.
  7728. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  7729. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  7730. You acquire an item: bone flute
  7731. You acquire an item: evil eye
  7732. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  7733. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
  7734. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  7735. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  7736. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7737.  
  7738. use 1 evil eye
  7739. > Turn(117): Starting with 76 left at Level: 8
  7740. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  7741. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  7742. > HP: 360/360, MP: 67/191
  7743. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7744. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7745. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7746. > The Nook!
  7747.  
  7748. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7749. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  7750.  
  7751. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7752. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7753. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7754. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  7755.  
  7756. [118] The Defiled Nook
  7757. Encounter: spiny skelelton WITH SCIENCE!
  7758. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7759. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7760. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7761. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7762. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
  7763. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
  7764. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7765. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
  7766. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  7767. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  7768. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  7769. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7770. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  7771. After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
  7772. You gain 13 Meat.
  7773. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Martinez's Third Law of Melody says what goes down must come back!"
  7774. You acquire an item: BACON
  7775. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  7776. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  7777. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  7778. You gain a Moxie point!
  7779. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7780. > Turn(118): Starting with 75 left at Level: 8
  7781. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  7782. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  7783. > HP: 360/360, MP: 50/191
  7784. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7785. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7786. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7787. > The Nook!
  7788.  
  7789. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7790. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  7791. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7792. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  7793.  
  7794. [119] The Defiled Nook
  7795. Encounter: spiny skelelton NAMED NEIL
  7796. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7797. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  7798. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7799. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7800. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
  7801. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
  7802. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 16 damage.
  7803. Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 16 damage.
  7804. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7805. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
  7806. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
  7807. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 11 damage.
  7808. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7809. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
  7810. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
  7811. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 12 damage.
  7812. Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
  7813. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7814. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 71 damage.
  7815. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7816. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 12 damage.
  7817. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
  7818. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7819. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7820. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  7821. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  7822. You gain 14 Meat.
  7823. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  7824. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  7825. You acquire an item: smart skull
  7826. You acquire an item: skelelton spine
  7827. You acquire an item: succulent marrow
  7828. You acquire an item: BACON
  7829. After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
  7830. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  7831. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7832. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  7833. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7834. > Turn(119): Starting with 74 left at Level: 8
  7835. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  7836. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  7837. > HP: 360/360, MP: 47/192
  7838. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7839. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7840. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7841.  
  7842. equip weapon skeleton bone
  7843. > The Nook!
  7844. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7845. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  7846.  
  7847. [120] The Defiled Nook
  7848. Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
  7849. Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
  7850. choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
  7851. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7852. > Turn(119): Starting with 74 left at Level: 8
  7853. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  7854. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  7855. > HP: 360/360, MP: 47/192
  7856. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7857. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7858. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7859. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  7860. > The Nook!
  7861. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7862. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  7863.  
  7864. [120] The Defiled Nook
  7865. Encounter: spiny skelelton WITH BACON!!!
  7866. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7867. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7868. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7869. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7870. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
  7871. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
  7872. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7873. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
  7874. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7875. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
  7876. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
  7877. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7878. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 83 damage.
  7879. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  7880. Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
  7881. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7882. Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 77 damage.
  7883. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  7884. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7885. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7886. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when PunkBeetle taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  7887. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  7888. You gain 15 Meat.
  7889. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  7890. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  7891. You acquire an item: smart skull
  7892. You acquire an item: skelelton spine
  7893. You acquire an item: succulent marrow
  7894. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  7895. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  7896. You gain a Muscle point!
  7897. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
  7898. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  7899. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7900. > Turn(120): Starting with 73 left at Level: 8
  7901. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  7902. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  7903. > HP: 362/362, MP: 54/192
  7904. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7905. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7906. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7907. > The Nook!
  7908. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7909. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  7910.  
  7911. [121] The Defiled Nook
  7912. Encounter: spiny skelelton AND TESLA!
  7913. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7914. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  7915. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7916. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7917. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
  7918. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 defense.
  7919. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7920. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
  7921. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7922. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
  7923. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
  7924. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7925. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 81 damage.
  7926. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  7927. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
  7928. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7929. Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 75 damage.
  7930. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  7931. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7932. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7933. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and PimpQueen and SpaghettiLook the Marmoset won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  7934. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  7935. You gain 13 Meat.
  7936. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  7937. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  7938. You acquire an item: smart skull
  7939. You acquire an item: spiked femur
  7940. You acquire an item: evil eye
  7941. You acquire an item: skelelton spine
  7942. You acquire an item: succulent marrow
  7943. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  7944. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  7945. You acquire an item: BACON
  7946. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  7947. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  7948. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  7949.  
  7950. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7951. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7952.  
  7953. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  7954. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  7955.  
  7956. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7957. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  7958. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7959.  
  7960. use 1 evil eye
  7961. > Turn(121): Starting with 72 left at Level: 8
  7962. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  7963. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  7964. > HP: 362/362, MP: 52/192
  7965. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7966. > ML: 71 control: 10
  7967. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7968.  
  7969. equip weapon spiked femur
  7970. > The Nook!
  7971. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7972. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  7973.  
  7974. [122] The Defiled Nook
  7975. Encounter: toothy sklelton WITH SCIENCE!
  7976. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7977. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7978. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7979. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7980. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 attack power.
  7981. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 defense.
  7982. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7983. Round 3: toothy sklelton takes 8 damage.
  7984. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  7985. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  7986. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  7987. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7988. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled SteakBlaster. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  7989. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  7990. You gain 10 Meat.
  7991. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Brown's Twentieth Law of Friction says the force acting on an object is equal to the mass of the object times its imaginary melody!"
  7992. You acquire an item: BACON
  7993. After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
  7994. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  7995. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  7996.  
  7997. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  7998. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  7999.  
  8000. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  8001. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  8002. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8003. > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
  8004. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  8005. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  8006. > HP: 362/362, MP: 59/192
  8007. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8008. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8009. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8010. > The Nook!
  8011.  
  8012. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  8013. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  8014. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8015. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  8016.  
  8017. [123] The Defiled Nook
  8018. Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
  8019. Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
  8020. choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
  8021. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8022. > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
  8023. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  8024. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  8025. > HP: 362/362, MP: 48/192
  8026. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8027. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8028. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8029. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  8030. > The Nook!
  8031. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8032. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  8033.  
  8034. [123] The Defiled Nook
  8035. Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
  8036. Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
  8037. choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
  8038. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8039. > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
  8040. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  8041. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  8042. > HP: 362/362, MP: 48/192
  8043. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8044. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8045. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8046. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  8047. > The Nook!
  8048. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8049. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  8050.  
  8051. [123] The Defiled Nook
  8052. Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
  8053. Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
  8054. choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
  8055. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8056. > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
  8057. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  8058. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  8059. > HP: 362/362, MP: 48/192
  8060. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8061. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8062. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8063. > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
  8064. > The Nook!
  8065. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8066. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  8067.  
  8068. [123] The Defiled Nook
  8069. Encounter: spiny skelelton NAMED NEIL
  8070. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8071. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8072. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8073. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8074. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
  8075. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
  8076. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 10 damage.
  8077. Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 10 damage.
  8078. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8079. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
  8080. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 8 damage.
  8081. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
  8082. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8083. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
  8084. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
  8085. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
  8086. Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 13 damage.
  8087. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8088. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 117 damage.
  8089. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  8090. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 12 damage.
  8091. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
  8092. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8093. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  8094. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when VoidName taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  8095. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  8096. You gain 14 Meat.
  8097. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  8098. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  8099. You acquire an item: smart skull
  8100. You acquire an item: spiked femur
  8101. You acquire an item: evil eye
  8102. You acquire an item: succulent marrow
  8103. You acquire an item: BACON
  8104. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  8105. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  8106. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  8107. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8108.  
  8109. use 1 evil eye
  8110. > Turn(123): Starting with 70 left at Level: 8
  8111. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  8112. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  8113. > HP: 362/362, MP: 65/192
  8114. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8115. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8116. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8117. > The Nook!
  8118. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8119. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  8120.  
  8121. [124] The Defiled Nook
  8122. Encounter: writing desk WITH BACON!!!
  8123. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8124. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8125. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8126. Round 2: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
  8127. Round 2: writing desk drops 6 defense.
  8128. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8129. Round 3: writing desk drops 10 attack power.
  8130. Round 3: writing desk drops 10 defense.
  8131. Round 3: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
  8132. Round 3: writing desk drops 5 defense.
  8133. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8134. Round 4: writing desk takes 8 damage.
  8135. Round 4: writing desk drops 5 attack power.
  8136. Round 4: writing desk drops 4 defense.
  8137. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8138. Round 5: writing desk drops 3 attack power.
  8139. Round 5: writing desk drops 3 defense.
  8140. Round 5: writing desk drops 5 attack power.
  8141. Round 5: writing desk drops 4 defense.
  8142. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8143. Round 6: writing desk takes 115 damage.
  8144. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  8145. Round 6: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
  8146. Round 6: writing desk drops 4 defense.
  8147. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8148. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when AzureSpy taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  8149. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  8150. You gain 10 Meat.
  8151. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  8152. You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
  8153. You acquire an item: inkwell
  8154. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  8155. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's necklace
  8156. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  8157. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  8158. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  8159. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  8160.  
  8161. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  8162. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  8163. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8164. > Turn(124): Starting with 69 left at Level: 8
  8165. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  8166. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  8167. > HP: 362/362, MP: 55/192
  8168. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8169. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8170. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8171. > Starting Spookyraven Second Floor.
  8172.  
  8173. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  8174. You acquire an item: ghost of a necklace
  8175.  
  8176. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  8177. > Turn(124): Starting with 69 left at Level: 8
  8178. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 19.38125
  8179. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
  8180. > HP: 362/362, MP: 55/192
  8181. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8182. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8183. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8184. > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
  8185. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8186.  
  8187. [125] The Haunted Bedroom
  8188. Encounter: animated ornate nightstand AND TESLA!
  8189. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8190. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8191. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8192. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 14 attack power.
  8193. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 12 defense.
  8194. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8195. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand takes 8 damage.
  8196. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8197. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8198. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8199. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8200. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand takes 99 damage.
  8201. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  8202. Round 5: You lose 31 hit points
  8203. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8204. Round 6: animated ornate nightstand takes 82 damage.
  8205. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  8206. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8207. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and ChickenElephant Seal the Limitless and RumRandy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  8208. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  8209. You gain 11 Meat.
  8210. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  8211. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  8212. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
  8213. You acquire an item: BACON
  8214. After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
  8215. You gain a Muscle point!
  8216. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  8217. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  8218. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8219. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  8220. > Bedroom choice adventure get!
  8221.  
  8222. [126] The Haunted Bedroom
  8223. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  8224. Took choice 878/3: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
  8225. choice.php?whichchoice=878&option=3&pwd
  8226. You acquire an item: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
  8227. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8228. > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
  8229. > Turn(125): Starting with 68 left at Level: 8
  8230. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.46875
  8231. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
  8232. > HP: 364/364, MP: 114/206
  8233. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8234. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8235. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8236. > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
  8237. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8238.  
  8239. [126] The Haunted Bedroom
  8240. Encounter: Wardr&ouml;b nightstand WITH SCIENCE!
  8241. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8242. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8243. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  8244. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  8245. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  8246. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you and GreatChief totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  8247. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  8248. You gain 12 Meat.
  8249. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Mack's Seventeenth Law of Theoretical magnetism says any two objects exert relative math on each other, regardless of their mysteries!"
  8250. You acquire an item: BACON
  8251. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  8252. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  8253. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  8254. You gain a Moxie point!
  8255. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8256. Encounter: One Simple Nightstand
  8257. > Bedroom choice adventure get!
  8258.  
  8259. [127] The Haunted Bedroom
  8260. Encounter: One Simple Nightstand
  8261. Took choice 876/2: muscle substats
  8262. choice.php?whichchoice=876&option=2&pwd
  8263. You gain 85 Fortitude
  8264. You gain a Muscle point!
  8265. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8266. > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
  8267. > Turn(126): Starting with 67 left at Level: 8
  8268. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.4359375
  8269. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
  8270. > HP: 364/366, MP: 139/206
  8271. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8272. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8273. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8274. > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
  8275. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8276.  
  8277. [127] The Haunted Bedroom
  8278. Encounter: animated rustic nightstand NAMED NEIL
  8279. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8280. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8281. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  8282. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  8283. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8284. > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
  8285. > Turn(126): Starting with 67 left at Level: 8
  8286. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.4359375
  8287. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
  8288. > HP: 364/366, MP: 139/206
  8289. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8290. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8291. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8292.  
  8293. Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
  8294. > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 12 --> 16
  8295.  
  8296. Converting 4 globs of succulent marrow into Fuel
  8297. > Compressed 4 succulent marrow into sheep, I mean fuel: 16 --> 39
  8298. > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
  8299. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8300.  
  8301. [127] The Haunted Bedroom
  8302. Encounter: animated mahogany nightstand NAMED NEIL
  8303. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8304. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8305. > Looking at banishAction: skill KGB tranquilizer dart
  8306. Round 1: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  8307. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8308. > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
  8309. > Turn(126): Starting with 67 left at Level: 8
  8310. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.454166666666666
  8311. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
  8312. > HP: 364/366, MP: 139/206
  8313. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8314. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8315. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8316. > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
  8317. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8318.  
  8319. [127] The Haunted Bedroom
  8320. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR animated ornate nightstand
  8321. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8322. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8323. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8324. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 attack power.
  8325. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8326. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8327. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 13 attack power.
  8328. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 12 defense.
  8329. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 attack power.
  8330. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 defense.
  8331. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8332. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand takes 8 damage.
  8333. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8334. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 defense.
  8335. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8336. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8337. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 defense.
  8338. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8339. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8340. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8341. Round 6: animated ornate nightstand takes 98 damage.
  8342. Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
  8343. Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 attack power.
  8344. Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
  8345. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  8346. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8347. Round 7: animated ornate nightstand takes 103 damage.
  8348. Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
  8349. Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8350. Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8351. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8352. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  8353. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  8354. You gain 11 Meat.
  8355. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  8356. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  8357. You acquire an item: BACON
  8358. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  8359. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  8360. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  8361. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8362. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  8363. > Bedroom choice adventure get!
  8364.  
  8365. [128] The Haunted Bedroom
  8366. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  8367. Took choice 878/4: disposable instant camera
  8368. choice.php?whichchoice=878&option=4&pwd
  8369. You acquire an item: disposable instant camera
  8370. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8371. > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
  8372. > Turn(127): Starting with 66 left at Level: 8
  8373. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.490625
  8374. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
  8375. > HP: 366/366, MP: 138/206
  8376. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8377. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8378. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8379. > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
  8380. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8381.  
  8382. [128] The Haunted Bedroom
  8383. Encounter: animated ornate nightstand AND TESLA!
  8384. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8385. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8386. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8387. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 attack power.
  8388. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
  8389. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8390. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 13 attack power.
  8391. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 11 defense.
  8392. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8393. Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8394. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8395. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand takes 8 damage.
  8396. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 attack power.
  8397. Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8398. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8399. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 attack power.
  8400. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 defense.
  8401. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 attack power.
  8402. Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
  8403. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8404. Round 6: animated ornate nightstand takes 94 damage.
  8405. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  8406. Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8407. Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 defense.
  8408. Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
  8409. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8410. Round 7: animated ornate nightstand takes 105 damage.
  8411. Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
  8412. Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 attack power.
  8413. Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
  8414. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8415. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled WonderfulLover. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  8416. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  8417. You gain 15 Meat.
  8418. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  8419. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  8420. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  8421. You acquire an item: BACON
  8422. After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
  8423. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  8424. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  8425. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8426. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  8427. > Bedroom choice adventure get!
  8428.  
  8429. [129] The Haunted Bedroom
  8430. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  8431. Took choice 878/2: mysticality substats
  8432. choice.php?whichchoice=878&option=2&pwd
  8433. You gain 59 Magicalness
  8434. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8435. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8436. > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
  8437. > Turn(128): Starting with 65 left at Level: 8
  8438. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.490625
  8439. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
  8440. > HP: 366/366, MP: 168/208
  8441. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8442. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8443. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8444. > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
  8445. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8446.  
  8447. [129] The Haunted Bedroom
  8448. Encounter: elegant animated nightstand WITH BACON!!!
  8449. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8450. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8451. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8452. Round 2: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8453. Round 2: elegant animated nightstand drops 7 defense.
  8454. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8455. Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 13 attack power.
  8456. Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 12 defense.
  8457. Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8458. Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 4 defense.
  8459. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8460. Round 4: elegant animated nightstand takes 8 damage.
  8461. Round 4: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8462. Round 4: elegant animated nightstand drops 7 defense.
  8463. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8464. Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 4 attack power.
  8465. Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 4 defense.
  8466. Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
  8467. Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8468. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8469. Round 6: elegant animated nightstand takes 132 damage.
  8470. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  8471. Round 6: elegant animated nightstand drops 6 attack power.
  8472. Round 6: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 defense.
  8473. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8474. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and Pimp Brooke and BleenBrooke won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  8475. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  8476. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 8 lb. Intergnat
  8477. You gain 10 Meat.
  8478. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  8479. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  8480. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  8481. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  8482. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  8483. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8484. Encounter: One Elegant Nightstand
  8485. > Bedroom choice adventure get!
  8486.  
  8487. [130] The Haunted Bedroom
  8488. Encounter: One Elegant Nightstand
  8489. Took choice 880/1: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown (once only)
  8490. choice.php?whichchoice=880&option=1&pwd
  8491. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown
  8492. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  8493. > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
  8494. > Turn(129): Starting with 64 left at Level: 8
  8495. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 19.490625
  8496. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8497. > HP: 366/366, MP: 170/208
  8498. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8499. > ML: 71 control: 10
  8500. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8501. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8502. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  8503. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  8504. > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
  8505. Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
  8506.  
  8507. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  8508. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  8509. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8510.  
  8511. [130] The Haunted Gallery
  8512. Encounter: empty suit of armor NAMED NEIL
  8513. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8514. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8515. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8516. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8517. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
  8518. Round 2: empty suit of armor takes 16 damage.
  8519. Round 2: empty suit of armor drops 5 attack power.
  8520. Round 2: empty suit of armor drops 7 defense.
  8521. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8522. Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 13 attack power.
  8523. Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 12 defense.
  8524. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 11 damage.
  8525. Round 3: empty suit of armor takes 11 damage.
  8526. Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 6 attack power.
  8527. Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 5 defense.
  8528. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8529. Round 4: empty suit of armor takes 8 damage.
  8530. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 10 damage.
  8531. Round 4: empty suit of armor takes 10 damage.
  8532. Round 4: empty suit of armor drops 6 attack power.
  8533. Round 4: empty suit of armor drops 7 defense.
  8534. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8535. Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 5 attack power.
  8536. Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 4 defense.
  8537. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 16 damage.
  8538. Round 5: empty suit of armor takes 16 damage.
  8539. Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 7 attack power.
  8540. Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 6 defense.
  8541. Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
  8542. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 14 damage.
  8543. Round 6: empty suit of armor takes 14 damage.
  8544. Round 6: empty suit of armor drops 5 attack power.
  8545. Round 6: empty suit of armor drops 6 defense.
  8546. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  8547. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8548. Round 7: empty suit of armor takes 104 damage.
  8549. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  8550. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
  8551. Round 7: empty suit of armor takes 14 damage.
  8552. Round 7: empty suit of armor drops 6 attack power.
  8553. Round 7: empty suit of armor drops 7 defense.
  8554. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8555. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when both AwesomeTurkeyThug and Fusilli Martin complimented you on your dancing.
  8556. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  8557. You gain 13 Meat.
  8558. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  8559. You acquire an item: antique greaves
  8560. You acquire an item: BACON
  8561. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  8562. You gain a Muscle point!
  8563. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  8564. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  8565.  
  8566. cast 1 Patient Smile
  8567. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  8568.  
  8569. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8570. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8571.  
  8572. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  8573. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  8574.  
  8575. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  8576. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  8577. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8578. > Turn(130): Starting with 63 left at Level: 8
  8579. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.325000000000003
  8580. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8581. > HP: 368/368, MP: 72/208
  8582. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8583. > ML: 81 control: 10
  8584. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8585. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8586. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8587.  
  8588. [131] The Haunted Gallery
  8589. Encounter: Government agent NAMED NEIL
  8590. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8591. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8592. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8593. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
  8594. Round 2: Government agent takes 13 damage.
  8595. Round 2: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  8596. Round 2: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8597. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8598. Round 3: Government agent drops 13 attack power.
  8599. Round 3: Government agent drops 18 defense.
  8600. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
  8601. Round 3: Government agent takes 10 damage.
  8602. Round 3: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
  8603. Round 3: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8604. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8605. Round 4: Government agent takes 7 damage.
  8606. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 15 damage.
  8607. Round 4: Government agent takes 15 damage.
  8608. Round 4: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  8609. Round 4: Government agent drops 6 defense.
  8610. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8611. Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
  8612. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8613. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 15 damage.
  8614. Round 5: Government agent takes 15 damage.
  8615. Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
  8616. Round 5: Government agent drops 6 defense.
  8617. Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
  8618. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 15 damage.
  8619. Round 6: Government agent takes 15 damage.
  8620. Round 6: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  8621. Round 6: Government agent drops 5 defense.
  8622. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  8623. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8624. Round 7: Government agent takes 82 damage.
  8625. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  8626. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 12 damage.
  8627. Round 7: Government agent takes 12 damage.
  8628. Round 7: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  8629. Round 7: Government agent drops 6 defense.
  8630. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8631. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when BoozePumaPunk gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  8632. You acquire an item: Jack-O-Lantern beer
  8633. You gain 138 Meat
  8634. You gain 14 Meat.
  8635. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  8636. You acquire an item: government cheese
  8637. You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
  8638. You acquire an item: BACON
  8639. After Battle: You gain 36 Beefiness
  8640. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  8641. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  8642. You gain a Moxie point!
  8643.  
  8644. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8645. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8646.  
  8647. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  8648. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  8649. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8650. > Turn(131): Starting with 62 left at Level: 8
  8651. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
  8652. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8653. > HP: 368/368, MP: 61/208
  8654. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8655. > ML: 81 control: 10
  8656. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8657. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8658. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8659.  
  8660. [132] The Haunted Gallery
  8661. Encounter: Government agent WITH BACON!!!
  8662. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8663. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8664. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8665. Round 2: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  8666. Round 2: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8667. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8668. Round 3: Government agent drops 13 attack power.
  8669. Round 3: Government agent drops 18 defense.
  8670. Round 3: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
  8671. Round 3: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8672. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8673. Round 4: Government agent takes 7 damage.
  8674. Round 4: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
  8675. Round 4: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8676. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8677. Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
  8678. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8679. Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
  8680. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8681. Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
  8682. Round 6: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  8683. Round 6: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8684. Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
  8685. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8686. Round 7: Government agent takes 81 damage.
  8687. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  8688. Round 7: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  8689. Round 7: Government agent drops 5 defense.
  8690. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
  8691. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8692. Round 8: Government agent takes 81 damage.
  8693. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  8694. Round 8: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  8695. Round 8: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  8696. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  8697. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  8698. After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
  8699. You gain 182 Meat
  8700. You gain 12 Meat.
  8701. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  8702. You acquire an item: government cheese
  8703. You acquire an item: pair of government shades
  8704. You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
  8705. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  8706. After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
  8707. After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
  8708. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  8709. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8710. > Turn(132): Starting with 61 left at Level: 8
  8711. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
  8712. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8713. > HP: 368/368, MP: 62/208
  8714. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8715. > ML: 81 control: 10
  8716. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8717. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8718. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8719.  
  8720. [133] The Haunted Gallery
  8721. Encounter: Government agent WITH SCIENCE!
  8722. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8723. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8724. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8725. Round 2: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  8726. Round 2: Government agent drops 6 defense.
  8727. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8728. Round 3: Government agent drops 13 attack power.
  8729. Round 3: Government agent drops 18 defense.
  8730. Round 3: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  8731. Round 3: Government agent drops 5 defense.
  8732. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8733. Round 4: Government agent takes 7 damage.
  8734. Round 4: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  8735. Round 4: Government agent drops 5 defense.
  8736. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  8737. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  8738. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8739. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when SuperBarbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  8740. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  8741. You gain 14 Meat.
  8742. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Capulet's Twenty-second Law of Radiation says any two objects exert friction on each other, regardless of their math!"
  8743. You acquire an item: BACON
  8744. After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
  8745. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  8746. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  8747. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8748. > Turn(133): Starting with 60 left at Level: 8
  8749. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
  8750. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8751. > HP: 368/368, MP: 74/208
  8752. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8753. > ML: 81 control: 10
  8754. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8755. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8756. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8757.  
  8758. [134] The Haunted Gallery
  8759. Encounter: Out in the Garden
  8760. Took choice 89/4: skip adventure
  8761. choice.php?whichchoice=89&option=4&pwd
  8762. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8763. > Turn(133): Starting with 60 left at Level: 8
  8764. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
  8765. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8766. > HP: 368/368, MP: 74/208
  8767. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8768. > ML: 81 control: 10
  8769. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8770. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8771. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8772.  
  8773. [134] The Haunted Gallery
  8774. Encounter: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife AND TESLA!
  8775. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8776. Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
  8777. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8778. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8779. Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 7 attack power.
  8780. Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
  8781. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8782. Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 13 attack power.
  8783. Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 13 defense.
  8784. Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 7 attack power.
  8785. Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 defense.
  8786. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8787. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 7 damage.
  8788. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
  8789. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
  8790. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8791. Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 attack power.
  8792. Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 defense.
  8793. Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 attack power.
  8794. Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 defense.
  8795. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8796. Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 87 damage.
  8797. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  8798. Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
  8799. Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
  8800. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  8801. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8802. Round 7: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 119 damage.
  8803. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  8804. Round 7: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 attack power.
  8805. Round 7: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
  8806. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8807. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  8808. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  8809. You gain 98 Meat
  8810. You gain 14 Meat.
  8811. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  8812. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  8813. After Battle: You gain 44 Muscularity Points
  8814. You acquire an item: BACON
  8815. After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
  8816. You gain a Muscle point!
  8817. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  8818. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8819. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  8820.  
  8821. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  8822. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  8823.  
  8824. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8825. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8826. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8827. > Turn(134): Starting with 59 left at Level: 8
  8828. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 23.575000000000003
  8829. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8830. > HP: 363/370, MP: 56/209
  8831. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8832. > ML: 91 control: 10
  8833. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8834. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8835. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8836.  
  8837. [135] The Haunted Gallery
  8838. Encounter: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife NAMED NEIL
  8839. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8840. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8841. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8842. Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 attack power.
  8843. Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 defense.
  8844. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 13 damage.
  8845. Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 13 damage.
  8846. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8847. Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 7 damage.
  8848. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 8 damage.
  8849. Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 8 damage.
  8850. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8851. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
  8852. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
  8853. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 11 damage.
  8854. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 11 damage.
  8855. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8856. Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 71 damage.
  8857. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  8858. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 11 damage.
  8859. Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 11 damage.
  8860. Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
  8861. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8862. Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 93 damage.
  8863. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  8864. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 8 damage.
  8865. Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 8 damage.
  8866. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8867. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled RottenIke. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  8868. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  8869. You gain 109 Meat
  8870. You gain 12 Meat.
  8871. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  8872. You acquire an item: BACON
  8873. After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness
  8874. After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
  8875. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  8876.  
  8877. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8878. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8879. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8880. > Turn(135): Starting with 58 left at Level: 8
  8881. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
  8882. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
  8883. > HP: 370/370, MP: 50/209
  8884. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8885. > ML: 91 control: 10
  8886. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8887. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8888. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8889.  
  8890. [136] The Haunted Gallery
  8891. Encounter: cubist bull WITH SCIENCE!
  8892. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8893. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8894. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8895. Round 2: cubist bull drops 15 attack power.
  8896. Round 2: cubist bull drops 14 defense.
  8897. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8898. Round 3: cubist bull takes 7 damage.
  8899. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  8900. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  8901. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  8902. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled BeefChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  8903. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  8904. You gain 14 Meat.
  8905. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Periwinkle Matter!"
  8906. You acquire an item: BACON
  8907. After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
  8908. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  8909. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  8910.  
  8911. cast 1 Patient Smile
  8912. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  8913.  
  8914. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8915. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8916. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8917. > Turn(136): Starting with 57 left at Level: 8
  8918. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
  8919. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  8920. > HP: 370/370, MP: 56/209
  8921. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8922. > ML: 91 control: 10
  8923. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8924. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8925. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8926.  
  8927. [137] The Haunted Gallery
  8928. Encounter: cubist bull WITH SCIENCE!
  8929. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8930. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  8931. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8932. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8933. Round 2: cubist bull drops 15 attack power.
  8934. Round 2: cubist bull drops 15 defense.
  8935. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8936. Round 3: cubist bull takes 7 damage.
  8937. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  8938. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  8939. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  8940. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and TequilaChuck and Doctor Mad won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  8941. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  8942. You gain 10 Meat.
  8943. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually polarized quantum tenure!"
  8944. You acquire an item: BACON
  8945. After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
  8946. You gain a Muscle point!
  8947. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  8948. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  8949.  
  8950. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  8951. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  8952. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8953. > Turn(137): Starting with 56 left at Level: 8
  8954. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
  8955. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  8956. > HP: 354/372, MP: 54/209
  8957. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8958. > ML: 91 control: 10
  8959. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8960. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  8961. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  8962.  
  8963. [138] The Haunted Gallery
  8964. Encounter: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife WITH BACON!!!
  8965. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8966. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  8967. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8968. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8969. Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 attack power.
  8970. Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 defense.
  8971. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8972. Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 7 damage.
  8973. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8974. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
  8975. Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
  8976. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8977. Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 78 damage.
  8978. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  8979. Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
  8980. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8981. Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 77 damage.
  8982. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  8983. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  8984. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when MariachiSociety gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  8985. You acquire an item: yellow brick road
  8986. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  8987. You gain 94 Meat
  8988. You gain 11 Meat.
  8989. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  8990. You acquire an item: pitchfork
  8991. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  8992. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  8993. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  8994. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  8995. You gain a Moxie point!
  8996.  
  8997. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  8998. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  8999. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9000. > Turn(138): Starting with 55 left at Level: 8
  9001. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
  9002. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9003. > HP: 326/386, MP: 73/209
  9004. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9005. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9006. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9007. > Spookyraven: Gallery
  9008. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  9009.  
  9010. [139] The Haunted Gallery
  9011. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It
  9012. Took choice 914/1: Enter the Drawing
  9013. choice.php?whichchoice=914&option=1&pwd
  9014. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (Relativity)
  9015. Took choice 904/1:
  9016. choice.php?whichchoice=904&option=1&pwd
  9017. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (The Birth of Venus)
  9018. Took choice 908/2: Nighthawks: Is This Your Card? (buff), Persistence of Memory, Sunday Afternoon
  9019. choice.php?whichchoice=908&option=2&pwd
  9020. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (Nighthawks)
  9021. Took choice 911/2: The Persistence of Memory: shoes/Dancin' Fool (buff), Venus, Piet Mondrian
  9022. choice.php?whichchoice=911&option=2&pwd
  9023. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (The Persistence of Memory)
  9024. Took choice 905/1: Lady Spookyraven's shoes/Dancin' Fool (buff)
  9025. choice.php?whichchoice=905&option=1&pwd
  9026. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes
  9027.  
  9028. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  9029. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  9030. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9031. > Turn(139): Starting with 54 left at Level: 8
  9032. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
  9033. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9034. > HP: 354/386, MP: 71/209
  9035. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9036. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9037. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9038. > Spookyraven: Bathroom
  9039. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
  9040.  
  9041. [140] The Haunted Bathroom
  9042. Encounter: malevolent hair clog WITH BACON!!!
  9043. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9044. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  9045. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9046. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9047. Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 6 attack power.
  9048. Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 6 defense.
  9049. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9050. Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 15 attack power.
  9051. Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 14 defense.
  9052. Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 7 attack power.
  9053. Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
  9054. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9055. Round 4: malevolent hair clog takes 8 damage.
  9056. Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 5 attack power.
  9057. Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
  9058. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9059. Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 5 attack power.
  9060. Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 5 defense.
  9061. Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 7 attack power.
  9062. Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
  9063. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9064. Round 6: malevolent hair clog takes 137 damage.
  9065. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  9066. Round 6: malevolent hair clog drops 8 attack power.
  9067. Round 6: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
  9068. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9069. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled SuperSeal the Patriarchal. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  9070. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  9071. You gain 15 Meat.
  9072. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  9073. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
  9074. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  9075. After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
  9076. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  9077. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  9078.  
  9079. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9080. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9081. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9082. > Turn(140): Starting with 53 left at Level: 8
  9083. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 23.96875
  9084. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9085. > HP: 372/386, MP: 74/209
  9086. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9087. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9088. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9089. > Spookyraven: Bathroom
  9090. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
  9091.  
  9092. [141] The Haunted Bathroom
  9093. Encounter: claw-foot bathtub WITH BACON!!!
  9094. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9095. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9096. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9097. Round 2: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 attack power.
  9098. Round 2: claw-foot bathtub drops 8 defense.
  9099. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9100. Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 15 attack power.
  9101. Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 13 defense.
  9102. Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 attack power.
  9103. Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 defense.
  9104. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9105. Round 4: claw-foot bathtub takes 8 damage.
  9106. Round 4: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 attack power.
  9107. Round 4: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 defense.
  9108. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9109. Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 attack power.
  9110. Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 defense.
  9111. Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 attack power.
  9112. Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 defense.
  9113. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9114. Round 6: claw-foot bathtub takes 97 damage.
  9115. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  9116. Round 6: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 attack power.
  9117. Round 6: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 defense.
  9118. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  9119. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9120. Round 7: claw-foot bathtub takes 135 damage.
  9121. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  9122. Round 7: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 attack power.
  9123. Round 7: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 defense.
  9124. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9125. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled ChickenWizard. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  9126. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  9127. You gain 15 Meat.
  9128. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9129. You acquire an item: bottle of Monsieur Bubble
  9130. You acquire an item: fancy bath salts
  9131. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  9132. After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
  9133. After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
  9134. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9135. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  9136.  
  9137. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9138. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9139.  
  9140. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  9141. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  9142. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9143. > Turn(141): Starting with 52 left at Level: 8
  9144. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 23.96875
  9145. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9146. > HP: 386/386, MP: 54/211
  9147. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9148. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9149. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9150. > Spookyraven: Bathroom
  9151. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
  9152.  
  9153. [142] The Haunted Bathroom
  9154. Encounter: malevolent hair clog AND TESLA!
  9155. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9156. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  9157. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9158. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9159. Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 15 attack power.
  9160. Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 14 defense.
  9161. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9162. Round 3: malevolent hair clog takes 8 damage.
  9163. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9164. Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 6 attack power.
  9165. Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 6 defense.
  9166. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9167. Round 5: malevolent hair clog takes 111 damage.
  9168. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  9169. Round 5: You lose 26 hit points
  9170. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9171. Round 6: malevolent hair clog takes 109 damage.
  9172. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  9173. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9174. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  9175. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  9176. You gain 12 Meat.
  9177. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  9178. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
  9179. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  9180. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
  9181. You acquire an item: BACON
  9182. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  9183. You gain a Muscle point!
  9184. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  9185. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  9186.  
  9187. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  9188. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  9189.  
  9190. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  9191. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  9192. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9193. > Turn(142): Starting with 51 left at Level: 8
  9194. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 23.96875
  9195. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9196. > HP: 387/387, MP: 49/211
  9197. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9198. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9199. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9200. > Spookyraven: Bathroom
  9201.  
  9202. familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
  9203. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
  9204.  
  9205. [143] The Haunted Bathroom
  9206. Encounter: toilet papergeist
  9207. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9208. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  9209. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9210. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9211. Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 15 attack power.
  9212. Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 14 defense.
  9213. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9214. Round 3: toilet papergeist takes 8 damage.
  9215. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9216. Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 6 attack power.
  9217. Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 6 defense.
  9218. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9219. Round 5: toilet papergeist takes 83 damage.
  9220. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  9221. Round 5: You lose 25 hit points
  9222. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9223. Round 6: toilet papergeist takes 86 damage.
  9224. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  9225. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9226. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when both CheesyBaby the Majestic and RavioliBaby complimented you on your dancing.
  9227. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  9228. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 4 lb. XO Skeleton
  9229. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  9230. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  9231. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  9232. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
  9233. You gain 10 Meat.
  9234. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9235. You acquire an item: cardboard wakizashi
  9236. You acquire an item: roll of toilet paper
  9237. After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness
  9238. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  9239. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  9240. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9241. > Turn(143): Starting with 50 left at Level: 8
  9242. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 23.96875
  9243. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 213.32645975048922
  9244. > HP: 387/387, MP: 70/211
  9245. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9246. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9247. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9248. > Spookyraven: Bathroom
  9249.  
  9250. familiar Intergnat (23 lbs)
  9251. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
  9252.  
  9253. [144] The Haunted Bathroom
  9254. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR toilet papergeist
  9255. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9256. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  9257. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9258. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9259. Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 6 attack power.
  9260. Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 7 defense.
  9261. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9262. Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 14 attack power.
  9263. Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 14 defense.
  9264. Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
  9265. Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 6 defense.
  9266. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9267. Round 4: toilet papergeist takes 8 damage.
  9268. Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 6 attack power.
  9269. Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 5 defense.
  9270. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9271. Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 5 attack power.
  9272. Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 5 defense.
  9273. Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
  9274. Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 7 defense.
  9275. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9276. Round 6: toilet papergeist takes 98 damage.
  9277. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  9278. Round 6: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
  9279. Round 6: toilet papergeist drops 7 defense.
  9280. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  9281. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9282. Round 7: toilet papergeist takes 109 damage.
  9283. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  9284. Round 7: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
  9285. Round 7: toilet papergeist drops 6 defense.
  9286. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9287. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  9288. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  9289. You gain 14 Meat.
  9290. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9291. You acquire an item: cardboard wakizashi
  9292. You acquire an item: roll of toilet paper
  9293. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  9294. You acquire an item: BACON
  9295. After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
  9296. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  9297. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  9298.  
  9299. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9300. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9301.  
  9302. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9303. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9304. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9305. > Turn(144): Starting with 49 left at Level: 8
  9306. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 23.96875
  9307. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9308. > HP: 387/387, MP: 75/211
  9309. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9310. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9311. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9312. > Spookyraven: Bathroom
  9313.  
  9314. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  9315. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  9316. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
  9317.  
  9318. [145] The Haunted Bathroom
  9319. Encounter: Never Gonna Make You Up
  9320. Took choice 881/1: Open it
  9321. choice.php?whichchoice=881&option=1&pwd
  9322. Encounter: cosmetics wraith NAMED NEIL
  9323. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9324. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  9325. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  9326. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9327. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9328. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
  9329. Round 2: cosmetics wraith takes 14 damage.
  9330. Round 2: cosmetics wraith drops 6 attack power.
  9331. Round 2: cosmetics wraith drops 6 defense.
  9332. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9333. Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 15 attack power.
  9334. Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 14 defense.
  9335. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 13 damage.
  9336. Round 3: cosmetics wraith takes 13 damage.
  9337. Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 7 attack power.
  9338. Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 8 defense.
  9339. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9340. Round 4: cosmetics wraith takes 8 damage.
  9341. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 11 damage.
  9342. Round 4: cosmetics wraith takes 11 damage.
  9343. Round 4: cosmetics wraith drops 7 attack power.
  9344. Round 4: cosmetics wraith drops 5 defense.
  9345. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9346. Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 6 attack power.
  9347. Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 5 defense.
  9348. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
  9349. Round 5: cosmetics wraith takes 14 damage.
  9350. Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 7 attack power.
  9351. Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 5 defense.
  9352. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9353. Round 6: cosmetics wraith takes 94 damage.
  9354. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  9355. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 8 damage.
  9356. Round 6: cosmetics wraith takes 8 damage.
  9357. Round 6: cosmetics wraith drops 8 attack power.
  9358. Round 6: cosmetics wraith drops 6 defense.
  9359. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9360. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  9361. You acquire an item: Effermint&trade; tablets
  9362. You gain 11 Meat.
  9363. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  9364. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's powder puff
  9365. You acquire an item: old eyebrow pencil
  9366. You acquire an item: old rosewater cream
  9367. You acquire an item: old bronzer
  9368. You acquire an item: BACON
  9369. After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
  9370. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  9371. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  9372. You gain a Moxie point!
  9373. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9374. > Turn(145): Starting with 48 left at Level: 8
  9375. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 23.96875
  9376. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9377. > HP: 377/387, MP: 65/211
  9378. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9379. > ML: 91 control: 10
  9380. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9381. > Finished Spookyraven, just dancing with the lady.
  9382.  
  9383. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  9384.  
  9385. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  9386. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
  9387.  
  9388. [146] The Haunted Ballroom
  9389. Encounter: Having a Ball in the Ballroom
  9390. You gain 135 Strengthliness
  9391. You gain a Muscle point!
  9392. You gain a Level!
  9393. You gain 100 Magicalness
  9394. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9395. You gain 100 Cheek
  9396. You gain a Moxie point!
  9397.  
  9398. cast 1 Patient Smile
  9399. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  9400.  
  9401. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9402. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9403. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9404.  
  9405. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  9406. > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
  9407. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.68125
  9408. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9409. > HP: 389/389, MP: 60/213
  9410. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9411. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9412. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9413. You acquire an item: strange leaflet
  9414. > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
  9415. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.68125
  9416. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9417. > HP: 389/389, MP: 60/213
  9418. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9419. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9420. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9421. > Got a leaflet to do
  9422.  
  9423. Leaflet inv
  9424.  
  9425. Leaflet open mailbox
  9426.  
  9427. Leaflet take leaflet
  9428.  
  9429. Leaflet open door
  9430.  
  9431. Leaflet east
  9432.  
  9433. Leaflet take sword
  9434.  
  9435. Leaflet west
  9436.  
  9437. Leaflet north
  9438.  
  9439. Leaflet cut hedge
  9440.  
  9441. Leaflet take stick
  9442.  
  9443. Leaflet west
  9444.  
  9445. Leaflet light stick
  9446.  
  9447. Leaflet east
  9448.  
  9449. Leaflet north
  9450.  
  9451. Leaflet kill serpent
  9452.  
  9453. Leaflet open chest
  9454. You acquire an item: Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)
  9455.  
  9456. Leaflet look behind chest
  9457.  
  9458. Leaflet look in hole
  9459. You acquire an item: grue egg
  9460.  
  9461. Leaflet south
  9462.  
  9463. Leaflet south
  9464.  
  9465. Leaflet east
  9466.  
  9467. Leaflet examine fireplace
  9468. (You see a model ship inside a bottle)
  9469.  
  9470. Leaflet yoho
  9471. You gain 270 Strongness
  9472. You gain some Muscle points!
  9473. You gain 200 Enchantedness
  9474. You gain some Mysticality points!
  9475. You gain 200 Chutzpah
  9476. You gain some Moxie points!
  9477.  
  9478. Leaflet examine fireplace
  9479. (You see a model ship inside a bottle)
  9480.  
  9481. Leaflet examine tinder
  9482.  
  9483. Leaflet light fireplace
  9484.  
  9485. Leaflet take boots
  9486.  
  9487. Leaflet wear boots
  9488.  
  9489. Leaflet west
  9490.  
  9491. Leaflet south
  9492.  
  9493. Leaflet south
  9494.  
  9495. Leaflet south
  9496.  
  9497. Leaflet north
  9498.  
  9499. Leaflet west
  9500.  
  9501. Leaflet east
  9502.  
  9503. Leaflet west
  9504.  
  9505. Leaflet west
  9506.  
  9507. Leaflet south
  9508.  
  9509. Leaflet up
  9510.  
  9511. Leaflet take egg
  9512.  
  9513. Leaflet throw egg at roadrunner
  9514.  
  9515. Leaflet down
  9516.  
  9517. Leaflet move leaves
  9518.  
  9519. Leaflet up
  9520.  
  9521. Leaflet throw ruby at petunias
  9522.  
  9523. Leaflet read scroll
  9524.  
  9525. Leaflet up
  9526.  
  9527. Leaflet CLEESH giant
  9528.  
  9529. Leaflet take ring
  9530. You acquire an item: giant pinky ring
  9531.  
  9532. use 1 Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)
  9533. > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
  9534. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 24.68125
  9535. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
  9536. > HP: 389/393, MP: 60/218
  9537. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9538. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9539. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9540.  
  9541. use 1 old eyebrow pencil
  9542. You acquire an effect: Browbeaten (25)
  9543.  
  9544. use 1 old rosewater cream
  9545. You acquire an effect: Rosewater Mark (25)
  9546. > The Nook!
  9547.  
  9548. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  9549. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  9550.  
  9551. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  9552. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  9553. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9554. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  9555.  
  9556. use 1 bottle of Monsieur Bubble
  9557. You gain 46 Muscularity Points
  9558.  
  9559. [147] The Defiled Nook
  9560. Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
  9561. Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
  9562. choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
  9563.  
  9564. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  9565. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  9566. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9567. > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
  9568. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.33125
  9569. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 255.56683848755748
  9570. > HP: 389/413, MP: 50/235
  9571. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9572. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9573. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9574. > The Nook!
  9575.  
  9576. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  9577. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  9578. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9579. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  9580.  
  9581. use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
  9582. You gain 48 Muscularity Points
  9583.  
  9584. [147] The Defiled Nook
  9585. Encounter: spiny skelelton NAMED NEIL
  9586. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9587. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  9588. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  9589. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9590. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9591. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
  9592. Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 11 damage.
  9593. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
  9594. Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 8 defense.
  9595. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9596. Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 14 attack power.
  9597. Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 14 defense.
  9598. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
  9599. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 14 damage.
  9600. Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
  9601. Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
  9602. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9603. Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 9 damage.
  9604. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
  9605. Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 15 damage.
  9606. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
  9607. Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 8 defense.
  9608. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9609. Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
  9610. Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
  9611. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 7 damage.
  9612. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 7 damage.
  9613. Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
  9614. Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 7 defense.
  9615. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9616. Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 127 damage.
  9617. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  9618. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 12 damage.
  9619. Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
  9620. Round 6: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
  9621. Round 6: spiny skelelton drops 7 defense.
  9622. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9623. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  9624. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when EcruWildebeest gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  9625. You acquire an item: caipifruta
  9626. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 9 lb. Intergnat
  9627. You gain 15 Meat.
  9628. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  9629. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  9630. You acquire an item: smart skull
  9631. You acquire an item: spiked femur
  9632. You acquire an item: evil eye
  9633. You acquire an item: succulent marrow
  9634. You acquire an item: BACON
  9635. After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
  9636. You gain a Muscle point!
  9637. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  9638. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  9639.  
  9640. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  9641. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  9642.  
  9643. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  9644. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  9645.  
  9646. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  9647. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  9648. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9649.  
  9650. use 1 evil eye
  9651. > Turn(147): Starting with 46 left at Level: 9
  9652. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.33125
  9653. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  9654. > HP: 398/417, MP: 53/235
  9655. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9656. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9657. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9658.  
  9659. Converting succulent marrow into Fuel
  9660. > Compressed 1 succulent marrow into sheep, I mean fuel: 39 --> 45
  9661. > The Nook!
  9662.  
  9663. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  9664. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  9665.  
  9666. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  9667. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  9668. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9669. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  9670.  
  9671. buy 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  9672. You spent 765 Meat
  9673. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (9)
  9674.  
  9675. use 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  9676. You gain 93 Muscularity Points
  9677.  
  9678. [148] The Defiled Nook
  9679. Encounter: toothy sklelton NAMED NEIL
  9680. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9681. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  9682. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  9683. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9684. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9685. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 12 damage.
  9686. Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 12 damage.
  9687. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 7 attack power.
  9688. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 7 defense.
  9689. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9690. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 15 attack power.
  9691. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 14 defense.
  9692. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 11 damage.
  9693. Round 3: toothy sklelton takes 11 damage.
  9694. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 8 attack power.
  9695. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
  9696. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9697. Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 9 damage.
  9698. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 14 damage.
  9699. Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 14 damage.
  9700. Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
  9701. Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 7 defense.
  9702. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9703. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
  9704. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
  9705. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 8 damage.
  9706. Round 5: toothy sklelton takes 8 damage.
  9707. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
  9708. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 7 defense.
  9709. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9710. Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 116 damage.
  9711. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  9712. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
  9713. Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 13 damage.
  9714. Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
  9715. Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
  9716. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9717. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  9718. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when both Admiral Booze and BurritoTurtle complimented you on your dancing.
  9719. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  9720. You gain 15 Meat.
  9721. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9722. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  9723. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  9724. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  9725. You acquire an item: evil eye
  9726. You acquire an item: BACON
  9727. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  9728. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  9729. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  9730.  
  9731. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9732. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9733.  
  9734. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9735. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9736.  
  9737. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  9738. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  9739.  
  9740. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  9741. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  9742. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9743.  
  9744. use 1 evil eye
  9745. > Turn(148): Starting with 45 left at Level: 9
  9746. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.33125
  9747. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  9748. > HP: 402/417, MP: 93/235
  9749. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9750. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9751. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9752.  
  9753. autosell: 1 fancy bath salts
  9754. You gain 200 Meat
  9755. > The Nook!
  9756. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  9757.  
  9758. [149] The Defiled Nook
  9759. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR toothy sklelton
  9760. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9761. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  9762. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  9763. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9764. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9765. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 8 attack power.
  9766. Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 8 defense.
  9767. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9768. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 14 attack power.
  9769. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 14 defense.
  9770. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
  9771. Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
  9772. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9773. Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 9 damage.
  9774. Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
  9775. Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
  9776. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9777. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
  9778. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
  9779. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
  9780. Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
  9781. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9782. Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 112 damage.
  9783. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  9784. Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 7 attack power.
  9785. Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
  9786. Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
  9787. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9788. Round 7: toothy sklelton takes 114 damage.
  9789. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  9790. Round 7: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
  9791. Round 7: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
  9792. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9793. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  9794. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  9795. After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
  9796. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  9797. You gain 11 Meat.
  9798. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9799. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  9800. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  9801. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  9802. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'choxdaa!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  9803. You acquire an item: BACON
  9804. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
  9805. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  9806. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  9807.  
  9808. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  9809. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  9810.  
  9811. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9812. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9813.  
  9814. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9815. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9816. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9817. > Turn(149): Starting with 44 left at Level: 9
  9818. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.03125
  9819. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  9820. > HP: 407/417, MP: 74/235
  9821. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9822. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9823. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9824. > The Nook!
  9825. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
  9826.  
  9827. [150] The Defiled Nook
  9828. Encounter: giant skeelton AND TESLA!
  9829. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9830. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  9831. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9832. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9833. Round 2: giant skeelton drops 5 attack power.
  9834. Round 2: giant skeelton drops 7 defense.
  9835. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9836. Round 3: giant skeelton drops 16 attack power.
  9837. Round 3: giant skeelton drops 16 defense.
  9838. Round 3: giant skeelton drops 8 attack power.
  9839. Round 3: giant skeelton drops 7 defense.
  9840. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9841. Round 4: giant skeelton takes 9 damage.
  9842. Round 4: giant skeelton drops 6 attack power.
  9843. Round 4: giant skeelton drops 6 defense.
  9844. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9845. Round 5: giant skeelton drops 6 attack power.
  9846. Round 5: giant skeelton drops 6 defense.
  9847. Round 5: giant skeelton drops 7 attack power.
  9848. Round 5: giant skeelton drops 8 defense.
  9849. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9850. Round 6: giant skeelton takes 108 damage.
  9851. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  9852. Round 6: giant skeelton drops 6 attack power.
  9853. Round 6: giant skeelton drops 8 defense.
  9854. Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
  9855. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9856. Round 7: giant skeelton takes 108 damage.
  9857. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  9858. Round 7: giant skeelton drops 8 attack power.
  9859. Round 7: giant skeelton drops 7 defense.
  9860. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9861. After Battle: As the skeelton collapses in a jumbled pile of bones, the Evilometer emits a single very loud beep.
  9862. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  9863. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  9864. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  9865. You gain 10 Meat.
  9866. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  9867. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  9868. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  9869. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  9870. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  9871. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
  9872. You acquire an item: BACON
  9873. After Battle: You gain 61 Beefiness
  9874. You gain a Muscle point!
  9875. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  9876. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  9877. You gain a Moxie point!
  9878.  
  9879. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9880. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9881.  
  9882. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  9883. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  9884.  
  9885. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  9886. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  9887. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9888. > Turn(150): Starting with 43 left at Level: 9
  9889. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 20.03125
  9890. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  9891. > HP: 419/419, MP: 95/235
  9892. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9893. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9894. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9895. > The Niche!
  9896.  
  9897. familiar Space Jellyfish (16 lbs)
  9898. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  9899.  
  9900. [151] The Defiled Niche
  9901. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  9902. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9903. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  9904. Round 1: Frullace puts your foe's entire head in its mouth, which your foe seems to find distracting.
  9905. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  9906. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
  9907. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9908. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9909. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  9910. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  9911. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9912. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 attack power.
  9913. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 defense.
  9914. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  9915. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  9916. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9917. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  9918. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  9919. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
  9920. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
  9921. Round 5: Your foe screams in horror as Frullace clamps itself over their head. The combination of muffled screaming and "schlurrrrp" noises makes you look away, aghast, so you don't actually see what happens. After a while, though, Frullace squirts some spooky jelly at you.
  9922. You acquire an item: spooky jelly
  9923. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  9924. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  9925. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  9926. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9927. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
  9928. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
  9929. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  9930. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  9931. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9932. Round 7: dirty old lihc takes 117 damage.
  9933. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  9934. Round 7: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  9935. Round 7: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  9936. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  9937. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9938. Round 8: dirty old lihc takes 136 damage.
  9939. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  9940. Round 8: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  9941. Round 8: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  9942. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  9943. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  9944. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and PearElla totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  9945. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  9946. Your familiar gains a pound: Frullace, the 2 lb. Space Jellyfish
  9947. You gain 15 Meat.
  9948. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  9949. After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
  9950. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  9951. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  9952.  
  9953. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9954. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9955.  
  9956. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  9957. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  9958.  
  9959. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  9960. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  9961. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9962. > Turn(151): Starting with 42 left at Level: 9
  9963. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.477083333333333
  9964. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 200.0
  9965. > HP: 419/419, MP: 59/235
  9966. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9967. > ML: 93 control: 10
  9968. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9969.  
  9970. Converting salacious crumbs into Fuel
  9971. > Compressed 1 salacious crumbs into sheep, I mean fuel: 45 --> 51
  9972. > The Niche!
  9973.  
  9974. familiar Intergnat (24 lbs)
  9975. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  9976.  
  9977. [152] The Defiled Niche
  9978. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR dirty old lihc
  9979. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9980. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  9981. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9982. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9983. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 16 attack power.
  9984. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
  9985. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9986. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  9987. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9988. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  9989. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  9990. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9991. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 116 damage.
  9992. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  9993. Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
  9994. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9995. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 91 damage.
  9996. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  9997. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9998. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  9999. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and FuzzyAllison totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  10000. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  10001. You gain 14 Meat.
  10002. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10003. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  10004. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your CatFeet are belong to us!", it blurts.
  10005. You acquire an item: BACON
  10006. After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
  10007. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  10008. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10009. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  10010. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10011. > Turn(152): Starting with 41 left at Level: 9
  10012. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.477083333333333
  10013. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10014. > HP: 419/419, MP: 78/236
  10015. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10016. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10017. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10018. > The Niche!
  10019. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10020.  
  10021. [153] The Defiled Niche
  10022. Encounter: senile lihc NAMED NEIL
  10023. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10024. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  10025. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10026. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  10027. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  10028. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 14 damage.
  10029. Round 2: senile lihc takes 14 damage.
  10030. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  10031. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  10032. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you and WonderfulLarry totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  10033. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  10034. You gain 12 Meat.
  10035. You acquire an item: BACON
  10036. After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
  10037. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  10038. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  10039.  
  10040. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10041. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10042. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10043. > Turn(153): Starting with 40 left at Level: 9
  10044. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.477083333333333
  10045. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10046. > HP: 419/419, MP: 99/236
  10047. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10048. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10049. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10050. > The Niche!
  10051. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10052.  
  10053. [154] The Defiled Niche
  10054. Encounter: slick lihc NAMED NEIL
  10055. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10056. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  10057. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10058. > Looking at banishAction: skill KGB tranquilizer dart
  10059. Round 1: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  10060.  
  10061. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10062. You gain 7 hit points
  10063. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10064. > Turn(153): Starting with 40 left at Level: 9
  10065. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.528125
  10066. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10067. > HP: 419/419, MP: 79/236
  10068. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10069. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10070. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10071. > The Niche!
  10072. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10073.  
  10074. [154] The Defiled Niche
  10075. Encounter: dirty old lihc WITH SCIENCE!
  10076. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10077. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  10078. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10079. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10080. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  10081. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  10082. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10083. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
  10084. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
  10085. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
  10086. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10087. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10088. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10089. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  10090. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10091. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  10092. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  10093. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10094. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  10095. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled TurkeyChief. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  10096. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  10097. You gain 14 Meat.
  10098. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Pennington's Twenty-ninth Law of Molecular acceleration says the force acting on an object is equal to the weight of the object times its molecular frequency!"
  10099. You acquire an item: BACON
  10100. After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
  10101. You gain a Muscle point!
  10102. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  10103. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  10104. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10105. > Turn(154): Starting with 39 left at Level: 9
  10106. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.55
  10107. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10108. > HP: 421/421, MP: 86/236
  10109. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10110. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10111. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10112. > The Niche!
  10113. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10114.  
  10115. [155] The Defiled Niche
  10116. Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
  10117. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10118. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  10119. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10120. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10121. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
  10122. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 14 damage.
  10123. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  10124. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
  10125. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10126. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
  10127. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 defense.
  10128. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 11 damage.
  10129. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 11 damage.
  10130. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  10131. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  10132. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10133. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10134. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 11 damage.
  10135. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 11 damage.
  10136. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  10137. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10138. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10139. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
  10140. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
  10141. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 15 damage.
  10142. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
  10143. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
  10144. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  10145. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10146. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 129 damage.
  10147. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  10148. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 15 damage.
  10149. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
  10150. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  10151. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  10152. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10153. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  10154. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you and FoodKid took turns doing benchpresses with StinkySpy the Barbarian's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  10155. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  10156. You gain 10 Meat.
  10157. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  10158. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  10159. You acquire an item: BACON
  10160. After Battle: You gain 45 Fortitude
  10161. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  10162. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  10163. Paranormal activity reported at Cobb's Knob Treasury.
  10164.  
  10165. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  10166. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  10167. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10168. > Turn(155): Starting with 38 left at Level: 9
  10169. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.55
  10170. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10171. > HP: 421/421, MP: 61/236
  10172. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10173. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10174. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10175. > Ghost busting time! At: Cobb's Knob Treasury
  10176. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  10177. > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Treasury done, beep.
  10178.  
  10179. [156] Cobb's Knob Treasury
  10180. Encounter: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege AND TESLA!
  10181. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10182. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  10183. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10184. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10185. Round 2: You lose 55 hit points
  10186. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10187. Round 3: You lose 55 hit points
  10188. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10189. Round 4: You lose 55 hit points
  10190. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  10191. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  10192. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10193. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Dank Aubrey took turns doing benchpresses with AwesomeGirl's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  10194. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  10195. You gain 15 Meat.
  10196. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10197. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  10198. You acquire an item: Mr. Screege's spectacles
  10199. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  10200. After Battle: You gain 49 Muscularity Points
  10201. You acquire an item: BACON
  10202. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  10203. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
  10204. After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
  10205. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  10206. You gain a Moxie point!
  10207.  
  10208. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10209. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10210.  
  10211. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10212. You gain 169 hit points
  10213. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10214. > Turn(155): Starting with 38 left at Level: 9
  10215. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 24.960416666666667
  10216. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10217. > HP: 421/421, MP: 84/236
  10218. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10219. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10220. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10221. > The Niche!
  10222. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10223.  
  10224. [156] The Defiled Niche
  10225. Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
  10226. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10227. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  10228. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10229. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10230. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 8 damage.
  10231. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 8 damage.
  10232. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  10233. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10234. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10235. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
  10236. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 defense.
  10237. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
  10238. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 13 damage.
  10239. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  10240. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10241. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10242. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10243. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 14 damage.
  10244. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 14 damage.
  10245. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  10246. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
  10247. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10248. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
  10249. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
  10250. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 15 damage.
  10251. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
  10252. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  10253. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
  10254. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10255. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 112 damage.
  10256. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10257. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 13 damage.
  10258. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 13 damage.
  10259. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  10260. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10261. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10262. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  10263. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when StandardBeast the Puma bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  10264. You acquire an item: warm war shawarma
  10265. You gain 12 Meat.
  10266. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10267. You acquire an item: BACON
  10268. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  10269. You gain a Muscle point!
  10270. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  10271. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  10272.  
  10273. cast 1 Patient Smile
  10274. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  10275.  
  10276. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10277. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10278.  
  10279. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  10280. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  10281. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10282. > Turn(156): Starting with 37 left at Level: 9
  10283. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.55
  10284. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10285. > HP: 423/423, MP: 50/236
  10286. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10287. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10288. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10289. > The Niche!
  10290. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10291.  
  10292. [157] The Defiled Niche
  10293. Encounter: Urning Your Keep
  10294. Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
  10295. choice.php?whichchoice=157&option=4&pwd
  10296. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10297. > Turn(156): Starting with 37 left at Level: 9
  10298. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.55
  10299. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10300. > HP: 423/423, MP: 50/236
  10301. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10302. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10303. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10304. > The Niche!
  10305. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10306.  
  10307. [157] The Defiled Niche
  10308. Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
  10309. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10310. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  10311. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10312. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10313. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 16 attack power.
  10314. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
  10315. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 9 damage.
  10316. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10317. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10318. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10319. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 9 damage.
  10320. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10321. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10322. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  10323. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  10324. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 8 damage.
  10325. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 8 damage.
  10326. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10327. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 90 damage.
  10328. Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
  10329. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 9 damage.
  10330. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10331. Round 5: You lose 18 hit points
  10332. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10333. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 113 damage.
  10334. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10335. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
  10336. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 13 damage.
  10337. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10338. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  10339. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when both Admiral Boozer and NoodleLeg complimented you on your dancing.
  10340. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  10341. You gain 11 Meat.
  10342. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  10343. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  10344. You acquire an item: BACON
  10345. After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
  10346. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  10347. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10348. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
  10349. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10350. > Turn(157): Starting with 36 left at Level: 9
  10351. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.55
  10352. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10353. > HP: 423/423, MP: 77/238
  10354. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10355. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10356. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10357. > The Niche!
  10358. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10359.  
  10360. [158] The Defiled Niche
  10361. Encounter: dirty old lihc WITH SCIENCE!
  10362. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10363. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  10364. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10365. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10366. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  10367. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  10368. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10369. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
  10370. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
  10371. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
  10372. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10373. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10374. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10375. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
  10376. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10377. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  10378. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  10379. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10380. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  10381. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when both Queen Furry and Captain Sexy complimented you on your dancing.
  10382. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  10383. You gain 14 Meat.
  10384. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually theoretical foolishness!"
  10385. You acquire an item: BACON
  10386. After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
  10387. After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
  10388. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  10389.  
  10390. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10391. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10392. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10393. > Turn(158): Starting with 35 left at Level: 9
  10394. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.55
  10395. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10396. > HP: 423/423, MP: 83/238
  10397. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10398. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10399. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10400. > The Niche!
  10401. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10402.  
  10403. [159] The Defiled Niche
  10404. Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
  10405. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10406. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  10407. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10408. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10409. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 8 damage.
  10410. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 8 damage.
  10411. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  10412. Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
  10413. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10414. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
  10415. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
  10416. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 16 damage.
  10417. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 16 damage.
  10418. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  10419. Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
  10420. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10421. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10422. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 9 damage.
  10423. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
  10424. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
  10425. Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
  10426. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10427. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
  10428. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
  10429. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 15 damage.
  10430. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
  10431. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  10432. Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
  10433. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10434. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 113 damage.
  10435. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10436. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 14 damage.
  10437. Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 14 damage.
  10438. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
  10439. Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
  10440. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10441. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  10442. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when BoozeLover taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  10443. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  10444. You gain 10 Meat.
  10445. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10446. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  10447. You acquire an item: BACON
  10448. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  10449. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  10450. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  10451.  
  10452. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  10453. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  10454. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10455. > Turn(159): Starting with 34 left at Level: 9
  10456. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 27.03125
  10457. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10458. > HP: 423/423, MP: 76/238
  10459. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10460. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10461. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10462. > The Niche!
  10463. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
  10464.  
  10465. [160] The Defiled Niche
  10466. Encounter: gargantulihc WITH BACON!!!
  10467. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10468. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  10469. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10470. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10471. Round 2: gargantulihc drops 5 attack power.
  10472. Round 2: gargantulihc drops 5 defense.
  10473. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10474. Round 3: gargantulihc drops 16 attack power.
  10475. Round 3: gargantulihc drops 16 defense.
  10476. Round 3: gargantulihc drops 7 attack power.
  10477. Round 3: gargantulihc drops 6 defense.
  10478. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10479. Round 4: gargantulihc takes 9 damage.
  10480. Round 4: gargantulihc drops 7 attack power.
  10481. Round 4: gargantulihc drops 7 defense.
  10482. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10483. Round 5: gargantulihc drops 6 attack power.
  10484. Round 5: gargantulihc drops 6 defense.
  10485. Round 5: gargantulihc drops 6 attack power.
  10486. Round 5: gargantulihc drops 8 defense.
  10487. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10488. Round 6: gargantulihc takes 103 damage.
  10489. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  10490. Round 6: gargantulihc drops 8 attack power.
  10491. Round 6: gargantulihc drops 7 defense.
  10492. Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
  10493. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10494. Round 7: gargantulihc takes 112 damage.
  10495. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  10496. Round 7: gargantulihc drops 7 attack power.
  10497. Round 7: gargantulihc drops 8 defense.
  10498. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10499. After Battle: As the gargantulihc fades away into nothingness, your Evilometer emits a single loud beep.
  10500. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you and Cool Lucy took turns doing benchpresses with Fuzzy Ricky's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  10501. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  10502. You gain 14 Meat.
  10503. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  10504. You acquire an item: lihc eye
  10505. You acquire an item: lihc eye
  10506. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  10507. After Battle: You gain 64 Strengthliness
  10508. You gain a Muscle point!
  10509. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  10510. After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
  10511.  
  10512. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10513. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10514.  
  10515. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  10516. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  10517.  
  10518. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  10519. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  10520. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10521. > Turn(160): Starting with 33 left at Level: 9
  10522. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 20.03125
  10523. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
  10524. > HP: 425/425, MP: 74/238
  10525. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10526. > ML: 93 control: 10
  10527. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10528. > The Cranny!
  10529.  
  10530. Visiting the Spacegate Vaccination Machine
  10531. Took choice 1234/3: Select Vaccine
  10532. choice.php?whichchoice=1234&option=3
  10533. You acquire an effect: Emotional Vaccine (30)
  10534.  
  10535. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  10536. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  10537. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
  10538.  
  10539. [161] The Defiled Cranny
  10540. Encounter: Death Rattlin'
  10541. Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
  10542. choice.php?whichchoice=523&option=4&pwd
  10543. Encounter: giant swarm of ghuol whelps NAMED NEIL
  10544. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10545. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  10546. Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
  10547. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10548. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10549. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 9 damage.
  10550. Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 9 damage.
  10551. Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
  10552. Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
  10553. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10554. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 attack power.
  10555. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 16 defense.
  10556. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 9 damage.
  10557. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 9 damage.
  10558. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
  10559. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
  10560. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10561. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 7 damage.
  10562. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
  10563. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 11 damage.
  10564. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
  10565. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
  10566. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10567. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
  10568. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
  10569. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
  10570. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 13 damage.
  10571. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
  10572. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
  10573. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10574. Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 81 damage.
  10575. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10576. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 9 damage.
  10577. Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 9 damage.
  10578. Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 9 attack power.
  10579. Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
  10580. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10581. Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 87 damage.
  10582. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  10583. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 11 damage.
  10584. Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 11 damage.
  10585. Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
  10586. Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
  10587. Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
  10588. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10589. Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 114 damage.
  10590. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  10591. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 13 damage.
  10592. Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 13 damage.
  10593. Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
  10594. Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
  10595. Round 8: You lose 14 hit points
  10596. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10597. Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 96 damage.
  10598. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  10599. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 11 damage.
  10600. Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 11 damage.
  10601. Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
  10602. Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
  10603. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  10604. After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers. Your Evilometer beeps 11 times.
  10605. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when AmazingGreatBarbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  10606. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  10607. You gain 14 Meat.
  10608. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10609. You acquire an item: BACON
  10610. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  10611. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  10612. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  10613. You gain a Moxie point!
  10614.  
  10615. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10616. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10617.  
  10618. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  10619. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  10620. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10621. > Turn(161): Starting with 32 left at Level: 9
  10622. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.08125
  10623. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 237.3318042491699
  10624. > HP: 383/425, MP: 50/238
  10625. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10626. > ML: 123 control: 10
  10627. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10628. > The Cranny!
  10629. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
  10630.  
  10631. [162] The Defiled Cranny
  10632. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR gluttonous ghuol
  10633. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10634. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  10635. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  10636. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10637. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10638. Round 2: gluttonous ghuol drops 18 attack power.
  10639. Round 2: gluttonous ghuol drops 18 defense.
  10640. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10641. Round 3: gluttonous ghuol takes 7 damage.
  10642. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10643. Round 4: gluttonous ghuol drops 8 attack power.
  10644. Round 4: gluttonous ghuol drops 7 defense.
  10645. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10646. Round 5: gluttonous ghuol takes 67 damage.
  10647. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  10648. Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
  10649. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10650. Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 67 damage.
  10651. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10652. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  10653. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10654. Round 7: gluttonous ghuol takes 67 damage.
  10655. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  10656. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10657. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  10658. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  10659. After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
  10660. You gain 145 Meat
  10661. You gain 15 Meat.
  10662. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  10663. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  10664. You acquire an item: ghuol guolash
  10665. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'choxdaa but I eated it!"
  10666. You acquire an item: BACON
  10667. After Battle: You gain 42 Strengthliness
  10668. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  10669. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  10670. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10671. > Turn(162): Starting with 31 left at Level: 9
  10672. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.08125
  10673. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 237.3318042491699
  10674. > HP: 354/425, MP: 59/238
  10675. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10676. > ML: 123 control: 10
  10677. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10678. > The Cranny!
  10679. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
  10680.  
  10681. [163] The Defiled Cranny
  10682. Encounter: gaunt ghuol AND TESLA!
  10683. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10684. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  10685. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  10686. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10687. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10688. Round 2: gaunt ghuol drops 18 attack power.
  10689. Round 2: gaunt ghuol drops 18 defense.
  10690. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10691. Round 3: gaunt ghuol takes 7 damage.
  10692. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10693. Round 4: gaunt ghuol drops 8 attack power.
  10694. Round 4: gaunt ghuol drops 7 defense.
  10695. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10696. Round 5: gaunt ghuol takes 70 damage.
  10697. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  10698. Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
  10699. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10700. Round 6: gaunt ghuol takes 91 damage.
  10701. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  10702. Round 6: gaunt ghuol heals 7 hit points.
  10703. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10704. Round 7: gaunt ghuol takes 70 damage.
  10705. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  10706. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10707. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  10708. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you and FettuciniWhatever the Inebriated totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  10709. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  10710. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 10 lb. Intergnat
  10711. You gain 44 Meat
  10712. You gain 10 Meat.
  10713. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  10714. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  10715. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  10716. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  10717. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
  10718. You acquire an item: BACON
  10719. After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
  10720. You gain a Muscle point!
  10721. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  10722. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10723. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  10724.  
  10725. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  10726. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  10727.  
  10728. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  10729. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  10730. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10731. > Turn(163): Starting with 30 left at Level: 9
  10732. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.08125
  10733. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 239.08099243547832
  10734. > HP: 347/426, MP: 61/240
  10735. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10736. > ML: 123 control: 10
  10737. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10738. > The Cranny!
  10739. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
  10740.  
  10741. [164] The Defiled Cranny
  10742. Encounter: Death Rattlin'
  10743. Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
  10744. choice.php?whichchoice=523&option=4&pwd
  10745. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR giant swarm of ghuol whelps
  10746. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10747. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  10748. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  10749. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10750. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10751. Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 9 attack power.
  10752. Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
  10753. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10754. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 attack power.
  10755. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 defense.
  10756. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
  10757. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
  10758. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10759. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 7 damage.
  10760. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
  10761. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
  10762. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10763. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
  10764. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
  10765. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
  10766. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
  10767. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10768. Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 85 damage.
  10769. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10770. Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
  10771. Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
  10772. Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
  10773. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10774. Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 113 damage.
  10775. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  10776. Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
  10777. Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
  10778. Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
  10779. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10780. Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 90 damage.
  10781. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  10782. Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
  10783. Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
  10784. Round 8: You lose 16 hit points
  10785. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10786. Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 91 damage.
  10787. Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
  10788. Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
  10789. Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
  10790. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  10791. After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers. Your Evilometer beeps 12 times.
  10792. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  10793. After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
  10794. You gain 13 Meat.
  10795. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10796. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a CatFeet but I eated it!"
  10797. You acquire an item: BACON
  10798. After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness
  10799. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  10800. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  10801.  
  10802. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10803. You gain 139 hit points
  10804. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10805. > Turn(164): Starting with 29 left at Level: 9
  10806. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.86875
  10807. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 239.08099243547832
  10808. > HP: 426/426, MP: 38/240
  10809. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10810. > ML: 123 control: 10
  10811. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10812. > The Cranny!
  10813.  
  10814. familiar XO Skeleton (19 lbs)
  10815. > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
  10816.  
  10817. use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
  10818. You gain 78 Muscularity Points
  10819.  
  10820. [165] The Defiled Cranny
  10821. Encounter: huge ghuol
  10822. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10823. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  10824. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  10825. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10826. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10827. Round 2: huge ghuol drops 7 attack power.
  10828. Round 2: huge ghuol drops 9 defense.
  10829. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10830. Round 3: huge ghuol drops 19 attack power.
  10831. Round 3: huge ghuol drops 18 defense.
  10832. Round 3: huge ghuol drops 8 attack power.
  10833. Round 3: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
  10834. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10835. Round 4: huge ghuol takes 7 damage.
  10836. Round 4: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
  10837. Round 4: huge ghuol drops 8 defense.
  10838. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10839. Round 5: huge ghuol drops 7 attack power.
  10840. Round 5: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
  10841. Round 5: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
  10842. Round 5: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
  10843. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10844. Round 6: huge ghuol takes 100 damage.
  10845. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10846. Round 6: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
  10847. Round 6: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
  10848. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  10849. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10850. Round 7: huge ghuol takes 77 damage.
  10851. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  10852. Round 7: huge ghuol drops 7 attack power.
  10853. Round 7: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
  10854. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  10855. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10856. Round 8: huge ghuol takes 85 damage.
  10857. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  10858. Round 8: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
  10859. Round 8: huge ghuol drops 8 defense.
  10860. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  10861. After Battle: As the last breath (which, in case you were wondering, was foul-smelling and went on for a really long time) escapes the huge ghuol, your Evilometer beeps once, very loudly.
  10862. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  10863. You acquire an item: potion of potency
  10864. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  10865. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  10866. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  10867. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
  10868. You gain 715 Meat
  10869. You gain 11 Meat.
  10870. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10871. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  10872. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  10873. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds one of those things Xena throws... a chakram? He finds a chakram for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  10874. You acquire an item: O
  10875. After Battle: You gain 71 Strongness
  10876. After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
  10877. After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
  10878.  
  10879. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  10880. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  10881.  
  10882. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10883. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10884.  
  10885. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10886. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10887.  
  10888. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10889. You spent 22 Meat
  10890. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10891. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10892. > Turn(165): Starting with 28 left at Level: 9
  10893. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 25.46875
  10894. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 228.32645975048922
  10895. > HP: 426/426, MP: 104/240
  10896. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10897. > ML: 123 control: 10
  10898. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10899. > Hermit acquistion of: seal tooth
  10900.  
  10901. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  10902. You spent 47 Meat
  10903. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  10904.  
  10905. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  10906. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  10907.  
  10908. trading 1 worthless item for 1 seal tooth
  10909. You acquire an item: seal tooth
  10910.  
  10911. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10912. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  10913.  
  10914. buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
  10915. You spent 475 Meat
  10916. You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
  10917.  
  10918. use 1 blood of the Wereseal
  10919. You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
  10920.  
  10921. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10922. You gain 96 hit points
  10923.  
  10924. familiar Intergnat (25 lbs)
  10925. > Pre Adventure at Haert of the Cyrpt done, beep.
  10926.  
  10927. [166] Haert of the Cyrpt
  10928. Encounter: The Haert of Darkness
  10929. Took choice 527/1: fight the Bonerdagon
  10930. choice.php?whichchoice=527&option=1&pwd
  10931. Encounter: The Bonerdagon WITH SCIENCE!
  10932. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10933. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  10934. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  10935. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10936. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10937. Round 2: You lose 28 hit points
  10938. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10939. Round 3: You lose 28 hit points
  10940. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10941. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  10942. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10943. Round 6: Bonerdagon drops 10 attack power.
  10944. Round 6: Bonerdagon drops 10 defense.
  10945. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10946. Round 7: Bonerdagon takes 70 damage.
  10947. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  10948. Round 7: You lose 26 hit points
  10949. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10950. Round 8: Bonerdagon takes 69 damage.
  10951. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  10952. Round 8: You lose 26 hit points
  10953. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10954. Round 9: You lose 26 hit points
  10955. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10956. Round 10: Bonerdagon takes 97 damage.
  10957. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
  10958. Round 10: You lose 26 hit points
  10959. Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10960. Round 11: Bonerdagon takes 70 damage.
  10961. Round 11: You gain 8 hit points
  10962. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  10963. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you armwrestled OmegaMan. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  10964. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  10965. You gain 11 Meat.
  10966. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  10967. You acquire an item: skull of the Bonerdagon
  10968.  
  10969. Combine 1 batskin belt + 1 skull of the Bonerdagon
  10970. You acquire an item: badass belt
  10971. Crafting used 1 each of batskin belt and skull of the Bonerdagon
  10972. You acquire an item: chest of the Bonerdagon
  10973. You acquire an item: vertebra of the Bonerdagon
  10974. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Martin's Twenty-first Law of Resonant flavor says an object in a restaurant tends to stay in a restaurant!"
  10975. You acquire an item: BACON
  10976. After Battle: You gain 106 Beefiness
  10977. You gain a Muscle point!
  10978. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  10979. After Battle: You gain 44 Cheek
  10980. You gain a Moxie point!
  10981.  
  10982. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10983. You gain 159 hit points
  10984.  
  10985. cast 1 Patient Smile
  10986. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  10987.  
  10988. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10989. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10990. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10991.  
  10992. use 1 chest of the Bonerdagon
  10993. You gain 202 Beefiness
  10994. You gain a Muscle point!
  10995. You gain 150 Wizardliness
  10996. You gain some Mysticality points!
  10997. You gain 150 Sarcasm
  10998. You gain a Moxie point!
  10999. You gain 3,000 Meat
  11000. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11001. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 25.46875
  11002. > Meat Drop: 120.0   Item Drop: 229.08099243547832
  11003. > HP: 526/530, MP: 48/243
  11004. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11005. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11006. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11007.  
  11008. familiar XO Skeleton (19 lbs)
  11009. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11010.  
  11011. use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
  11012. You gain 48 Muscularity Points
  11013.  
  11014. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11015. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11016. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11017. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  11018. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11019. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11020. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11021. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  11022. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
  11023. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11024. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11025. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11026. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11027. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11028. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11029. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 109 damage.
  11030. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  11031. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  11032. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11033. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 133 damage.
  11034. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  11035. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11036. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and WonderElla took turns doing benchpresses with WackySexyLemur's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  11037. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  11038. You gain 15 Meat.
  11039. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11040. After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
  11041. You gain a Muscle point!
  11042. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  11043. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  11044. You gain a Moxie point!
  11045.  
  11046. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  11047. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  11048.  
  11049. buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  11050. You spent 22 Meat
  11051. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  11052. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11053. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11054. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11055. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 213.32645975048922
  11056. > HP: 522/534, MP: 64/243
  11057. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11058. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11059. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11060.  
  11061. familiar Intergnat (25 lbs)
  11062. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11063.  
  11064. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11065. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman AND TESLA!
  11066. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11067. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  11068. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11069. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11070. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11071. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  11072. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
  11073. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11074. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11075. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11076. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11077. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11078. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11079. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 99 damage.
  11080. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  11081. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  11082. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11083. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 104 damage.
  11084. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11085. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11086. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you and MeatSexyKing took turns doing benchpresses with Doctor Mister Shrew's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  11087. After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
  11088. You gain 13 Meat.
  11089. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  11090. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  11091. After Battle: You gain 43 Muscularity Points
  11092. You acquire an item: BACON
  11093. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  11094. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  11095. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  11096.  
  11097. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11098. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11099. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11100. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11101. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11102. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11103. > HP: 518/534, MP: 95/243
  11104. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11105. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11106. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11107. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11108.  
  11109. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11110. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
  11111. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11112. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  11113. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11114. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11115. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11116. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11117. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11118. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11119. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  11120. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  11121. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11122. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11123. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11124. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11125. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11126. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11127. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11128. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11129. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11130. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11131. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11132. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11133. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 107 damage.
  11134. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  11135. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11136. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11137. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11138. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11139. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 113 damage.
  11140. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  11141. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11142. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11143. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  11144. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  11145. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  11146. You gain 12 Meat.
  11147. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  11148. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11149. After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude
  11150. After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
  11151. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  11152. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11153. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11154. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11155. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11156. > HP: 514/534, MP: 85/243
  11157. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11158. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11159. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11160. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11161.  
  11162. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11163. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
  11164. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11165. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  11166. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11167. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11168. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11169. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11170. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  11171. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11172. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11173. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  11174. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
  11175. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  11176. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11177. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11178. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11179. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11180. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11181. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11182. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11183. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11184. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11185. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11186. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11187. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 104 damage.
  11188. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  11189. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  11190. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11191. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11192. Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
  11193. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11194. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 106 damage.
  11195. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11196. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  11197. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11198. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  11199. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  11200. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11201. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 111 damage.
  11202. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  11203. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11204. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11205. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  11206. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled AwesomeDude. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  11207. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  11208. You gain 11 Meat.
  11209. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  11210. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11211. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
  11212. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  11213. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  11214. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11215. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11216. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11217. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11218. > HP: 500/534, MP: 74/243
  11219. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11220. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11221. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11222. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11223.  
  11224. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11225. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
  11226. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11227. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  11228. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11229. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  11230. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11231. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11232. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11233. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11234. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11235. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  11236. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense.
  11237. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11238. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11239. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11240. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11241. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  11242. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11243. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11244. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11245. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11246. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11247. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11248. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11249. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 116 damage.
  11250. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  11251. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11252. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11253. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11254. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  11255. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11256. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 111 damage.
  11257. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11258. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11259. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11260. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  11261. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  11262. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11263. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 116 damage.
  11264. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  11265. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  11266. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11267. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  11268. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  11269. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  11270. You gain 12 Meat.
  11271. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  11272. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11273. After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
  11274. You gain a Muscle point!
  11275. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  11276. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  11277. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11278. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11279. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11280. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11281. > HP: 485/536, MP: 63/243
  11282. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11283. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11284. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11285. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11286.  
  11287. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11288. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
  11289. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11290. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  11291. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11292. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11293. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11294. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11295. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11296. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11297. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11298. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  11299. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
  11300. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11301. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11302. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11303. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11304. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11305. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11306. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11307. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11308. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11309. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  11310. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11311. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11312. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 75 damage.
  11313. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11314. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11315. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11316. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11317. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  11318. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11319. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 103 damage.
  11320. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11321. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11322. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11323. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  11324. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  11325. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11326. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  11327. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  11328. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11329. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11330. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  11331. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  11332. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11333. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 97 damage.
  11334. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  11335. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11336. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11337. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  11338. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  11339. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  11340. You gain 11 Meat.
  11341. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  11342. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11343. After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
  11344. After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
  11345. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11346. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  11347. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11348. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11349. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11350. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11351. > HP: 468/536, MP: 51/245
  11352. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11353. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11354. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11355. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11356.  
  11357. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11358. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11359. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11360. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  11361. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  11362. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11363. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11364. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11365. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11366. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  11367. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  11368. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11369. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11370. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11371. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11372. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11373. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11374. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  11375. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  11376. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  11377. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  11378. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  11379. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11380. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 72 damage.
  11381. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11382. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11383. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  11384. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  11385. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11386. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 69 damage.
  11387. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  11388. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  11389. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  11390. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  11391. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11392. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 71 damage.
  11393. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  11394. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  11395. You acquire an item: iced plum wine
  11396. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled Food Madelyn. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  11397. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  11398. You gain 13 Meat.
  11399. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  11400. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your CatFeet are belong to us!", it blurts.
  11401. You acquire an item: BACON
  11402. After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude
  11403. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  11404. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  11405.  
  11406. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11407. You gain 109 hit points
  11408. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11409. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11410. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11411. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11412. > HP: 536/536, MP: 27/245
  11413. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11414. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11415. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11416.  
  11417. familiar XO Skeleton (19 lbs)
  11418. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11419.  
  11420. buy 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  11421. You spent 765 Meat
  11422. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (9)
  11423.  
  11424. use 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  11425. You gain 86 Muscularity Points
  11426.  
  11427. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11428. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11429. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11430. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  11431. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11432. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  11433. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  11434. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11435. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11436. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11437. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11438. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11439. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  11440. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 defense.
  11441. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11442. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11443. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11444. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11445. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  11446. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11447. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11448. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11449. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11450. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11451. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11452. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11453. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 73 damage.
  11454. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11455. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11456. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11457. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11458. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  11459. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  11460. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11461. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 70 damage.
  11462. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  11463. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11464. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11465. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  11466. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  11467. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  11468. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11469. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 93 damage.
  11470. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  11471. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11472. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11473. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  11474. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  11475. Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
  11476. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11477. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 75 damage.
  11478. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  11479. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11480. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11481. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  11482. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  11483. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  11484. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  11485. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  11486. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  11487. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
  11488. You gain 12 Meat.
  11489. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11490. After Battle: You gain 49 Muscleboundness
  11491. You gain a Muscle point!
  11492. After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
  11493. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  11494.  
  11495. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11496. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11497.  
  11498. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11499. You gain 31 hit points
  11500. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11501. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11502. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11503. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 213.32645975048922
  11504. > HP: 540/540, MP: 90/245
  11505. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11506. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11507. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11508.  
  11509. familiar Intergnat (25 lbs)
  11510. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11511.  
  11512. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11513. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
  11514. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11515. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  11516. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11517. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  11518. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  11519. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11520. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11521. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11522. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11523. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11524. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  11525. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
  11526. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11527. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11528. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11529. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11530. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11531. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11532. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11533. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11534. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  11535. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11536. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  11537. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11538. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 75 damage.
  11539. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11540. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  11541. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11542. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11543. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  11544. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  11545. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11546. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 74 damage.
  11547. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  11548. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11549. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11550. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  11551. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  11552. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  11553. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11554. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  11555. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  11556. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11557. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11558. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  11559. Round 8: You lose 7 hit points
  11560. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  11561. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11562. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 73 damage.
  11563. Round 9: You gain 10 hit points
  11564. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11565. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11566. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  11567. Round 9: You lose 6 hit points
  11568. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  11569. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11570. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 70 damage.
  11571. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
  11572. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11573. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11574. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11575. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and BoozerThief took turns doing benchpresses with VoidFantasticBoy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  11576. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
  11577. You gain 12 Meat.
  11578. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  11579. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11580. After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
  11581. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  11582. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  11583. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11584. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11585. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11586. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11587. > HP: 508/540, MP: 77/245
  11588. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11589. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11590. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11591. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  11592.  
  11593. [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  11594. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH SCIENCE!
  11595. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11596. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  11597. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11598. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  11599. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  11600. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11601. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  11602. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  11603. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11604. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11605. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11606. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11607. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11608. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  11609. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense.
  11610. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11611. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  11612. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11613. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  11614. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  11615. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  11616. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  11617. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  11618. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  11619. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  11620. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  11621. You gain 15 Meat.
  11622. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Peterson's Twenty-second Law of Thought says any two objects exert friction on each other, regardless of their resonant friction!"
  11623. You acquire an item: BACON
  11624. After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
  11625. After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness
  11626. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  11627. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11628. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11629. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11630. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11631. > HP: 465/540, MP: 69/245
  11632. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11633. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11634. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11635. > Let's meet the trapper.
  11636.  
  11637. Visiting the Trapper
  11638. > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
  11639. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 30.71875
  11640. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11641. > HP: 465/540, MP: 69/245
  11642. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11643. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11644. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11645. > Yay for goat cheese!
  11646. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  11647. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  11648. > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
  11649. Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
  11650. > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
  11651.  
  11652. [167] The Goatlet
  11653. Encounter: sabre-toothed goat AND TESLA!
  11654. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11655. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  11656. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11657. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  11658. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  11659. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  11660. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled BeefBarbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  11661. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  11662. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  11663. You gain 11 Meat.
  11664. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  11665. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
  11666. You acquire an item: BACON
  11667. After Battle: You gain 45 Beefiness
  11668. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  11669. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11670. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  11671.  
  11672. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11673. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11674.  
  11675. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11676. You gain 93 hit points
  11677. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11678. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  11679. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  11680. > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
  11681. Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
  11682. > Turn(167): Starting with 26 left at Level: 9
  11683. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
  11684. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11685. > HP: 543/543, MP: 95/247
  11686. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11687. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11688. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11689. > Yay for goat cheese!
  11690. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  11691. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  11692. > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
  11693. Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
  11694. > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
  11695.  
  11696. [168] The Goatlet
  11697. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR drunk goat
  11698. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11699. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  11700. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11701. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  11702. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  11703. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11704. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  11705. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  11706. > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
  11707. Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
  11708. > Turn(167): Starting with 26 left at Level: 9
  11709. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
  11710. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11711. > HP: 505/543, MP: 95/247
  11712. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11713. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11714. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11715.  
  11716. Converting 4 piles of salacious crumbs into Fuel
  11717. > Compressed 4 salacious crumbs into sheep, I mean fuel: 1 --> 25
  11718.  
  11719. buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  11720. You spent 94 Meat
  11721. You acquire wad of dough (2)
  11722.  
  11723. buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  11724. You spent 132 Meat
  11725. You acquire soda water (2)
  11726.  
  11727. [168] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
  11728. You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
  11729. Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
  11730.  
  11731. Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  11732. > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 25 --> 38
  11733. > Yay for goat cheese!
  11734. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  11735. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  11736. > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
  11737. Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
  11738. > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
  11739.  
  11740. [168] The Goatlet
  11741. Encounter: dairy goat WITH BACON!!!
  11742. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11743. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  11744. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11745. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  11746. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  11747. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11748. Round 3: dairy goat drops 19 attack power.
  11749. Round 3: dairy goat drops 19 defense.
  11750. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11751. Round 4: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
  11752. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11753. Round 5: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
  11754. Round 5: dairy goat drops 8 defense.
  11755. Round 5: Arbos casts DUPLICATE!
  11756. Round 6: You lose 74 hit points
  11757. Round 6: You lose 74 hit points
  11758. Round 6: Arbos uses the exploding cigar and uses the exploding cigar!
  11759. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  11760. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  11761. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  11762. You gain 132 Meat
  11763. You gain 10 Meat.
  11764. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  11765. You acquire an item: goat cheese
  11766. You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
  11767. You acquire an item: goat cheese
  11768. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11769. After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
  11770. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  11771. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  11772.  
  11773. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11774. You gain 178 hit points
  11775. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11776. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  11777. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  11778. > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
  11779. Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
  11780. > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
  11781. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
  11782. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11783. > HP: 520/520, MP: 41/247
  11784. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11785. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11786. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11787. > Yay for goat cheese!
  11788. > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
  11789.  
  11790. buy 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  11791. You spent 680 Meat
  11792. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (8)
  11793.  
  11794. use 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  11795. You gain 76 Muscularity Points
  11796.  
  11797. [169] The Goatlet
  11798. Encounter: Puddle Puncher
  11799. You acquire an item: figurine of a cold seal
  11800. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11801. > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
  11802. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
  11803. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11804. > HP: 520/520, MP: 117/247
  11805. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11806. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11807. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11808. > Yay for goat cheese!
  11809. > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
  11810.  
  11811. [169] The Goatlet
  11812. Encounter: Puddle Puncher
  11813. You acquire an item: figurine of a cold seal
  11814. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11815. > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
  11816. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
  11817. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11818. > HP: 520/520, MP: 117/247
  11819. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11820. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11821. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11822. > Yay for goat cheese!
  11823. > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
  11824.  
  11825. [169] The Goatlet
  11826. Encounter: Puddle Puncher
  11827. You acquire an item: figurine of a cold seal
  11828. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11829. > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
  11830. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
  11831. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11832. > HP: 520/520, MP: 117/247
  11833. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11834. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11835. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11836. > Yay for goat cheese!
  11837. > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
  11838.  
  11839. [169] The Goatlet
  11840. Encounter: dairy goat NAMED NEIL
  11841. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11842. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  11843. Adjusted combat item count: exploding cigar
  11844. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11845. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11846. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 7 damage.
  11847. Round 2: dairy goat takes 7 damage.
  11848. Round 2: dairy goat drops 7 attack power.
  11849. Round 2: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
  11850. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11851. Round 3: dairy goat drops 19 attack power.
  11852. Round 3: dairy goat drops 18 defense.
  11853. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 10 damage.
  11854. Round 3: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
  11855. Round 3: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
  11856. Round 3: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
  11857. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11858. Round 4: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
  11859. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 9 damage.
  11860. Round 4: dairy goat takes 9 damage.
  11861. Round 4: dairy goat drops 7 attack power.
  11862. Round 4: dairy goat drops 9 defense.
  11863. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11864. Round 5: dairy goat drops 7 attack power.
  11865. Round 5: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
  11866. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 10 damage.
  11867. Round 5: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
  11868. Round 5: dairy goat drops 9 attack power.
  11869. Round 5: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
  11870. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11871. Round 6: dairy goat takes 112 damage.
  11872. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  11873. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 8 damage.
  11874. Round 6: dairy goat takes 8 damage.
  11875. Round 6: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
  11876. Round 6: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
  11877. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  11878. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11879. Round 7: dairy goat takes 99 damage.
  11880. Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
  11881. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
  11882. Round 7: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
  11883. Round 7: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
  11884. Round 7: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
  11885. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  11886. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and TurkeyBear the Frigid took turns doing benchpresses with TequilaChief's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  11887. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  11888. You gain 123 Meat
  11889. You gain 10 Meat.
  11890. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  11891. You acquire an item: goat cheese
  11892. You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
  11893. You acquire an item: BACON
  11894. After Battle: You gain 45 Fortitude
  11895. After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
  11896. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  11897.  
  11898. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  11899. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  11900.  
  11901. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  11902. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  11903.  
  11904. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  11905. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  11906.  
  11907. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11908. You gain 30 hit points
  11909. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11910. > Turn(169): Starting with 24 left at Level: 9
  11911. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 33.65
  11912. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
  11913. > HP: 520/520, MP: 82/247
  11914. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11915. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11916. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11917. > Searching for a pirate outfit.
  11918. > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
  11919.  
  11920. [170] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  11921. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR swarthy pirate
  11922. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11923. Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
  11924. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11925. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11926. Round 2: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11927. Round 2: swarthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11928. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11929. Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 18 attack power.
  11930. Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 18 defense.
  11931. Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11932. Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 6 defense.
  11933. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11934. Round 4: swarthy pirate takes 10 damage.
  11935. Round 4: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11936. Round 4: swarthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11937. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11938. Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11939. Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 6 defense.
  11940. Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11941. Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 8 defense.
  11942. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11943. Round 6: swarthy pirate takes 105 damage.
  11944. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  11945. Round 6: swarthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11946. Round 6: swarthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  11947. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  11948. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11949. Round 7: swarthy pirate takes 120 damage.
  11950. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  11951. Round 7: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11952. Round 7: swarthy pirate drops 7 defense.
  11953. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  11954. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  11955. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  11956. You gain 44 Meat
  11957. You gain 10 Meat.
  11958. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  11959. You acquire an item: pirate pelvis
  11960. You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
  11961. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a CatFeet but I eated it!"
  11962. You acquire an item: BACON
  11963. After Battle: You gain 46 Muscleboundness
  11964. After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
  11965. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  11966.  
  11967. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11968. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11969. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11970. > Turn(170): Starting with 23 left at Level: 9
  11971. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 33.51875
  11972. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
  11973. > HP: 503/520, MP: 78/247
  11974. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11975. > ML: 123 control: 10
  11976. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11977. > Searching for a pirate outfit.
  11978.  
  11979. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  11980. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  11981. > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
  11982.  
  11983. [171] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  11984. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR shady pirate
  11985. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11986. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  11987. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11988. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11989. Round 2: shady pirate drops 7 attack power.
  11990. Round 2: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
  11991. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11992. Round 3: shady pirate drops 19 attack power.
  11993. Round 3: shady pirate drops 18 defense.
  11994. Round 3: shady pirate drops 9 attack power.
  11995. Round 3: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
  11996. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11997. Round 4: shady pirate takes 10 damage.
  11998. Round 4: shady pirate drops 8 attack power.
  11999. Round 4: shady pirate drops 9 defense.
  12000. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12001. Round 5: shady pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12002. Round 5: shady pirate drops 7 defense.
  12003. Round 5: shady pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12004. Round 5: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
  12005. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12006. Round 6: shady pirate takes 129 damage.
  12007. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  12008. Round 6: shady pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12009. Round 6: shady pirate drops 7 defense.
  12010. Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
  12011. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12012. Round 7: shady pirate takes 110 damage.
  12013. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  12014. Round 7: shady pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12015. Round 7: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
  12016. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  12017. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when SteakWhatever taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  12018. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  12019. You gain 63 Meat
  12020. You gain 11 Meat.
  12021. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  12022. After Battle: Isabella buzzes past your ear and drops a thin black candle. Looks like it's been buying handmade crap off Etsy again.
  12023. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  12024. You acquire an item: BACON
  12025. After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
  12026. You gain a Muscle point!
  12027. After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
  12028. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  12029.  
  12030. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  12031. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  12032.  
  12033. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  12034. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  12035. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12036. > Turn(171): Starting with 22 left at Level: 9
  12037. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 31.51875
  12038. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
  12039. > HP: 488/503, MP: 58/230
  12040. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12041. > ML: 123 control: 10
  12042. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12043. > Searching for a pirate outfit.
  12044. > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
  12045.  
  12046. [172] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  12047. Encounter: shady pirate WITH SCIENCE!
  12048. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12049. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  12050. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12051. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12052. Round 2: shady pirate drops 20 attack power.
  12053. Round 2: shady pirate drops 19 defense.
  12054. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12055. Round 3: shady pirate takes 9 damage.
  12056. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  12057. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  12058. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  12059. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and Spaghetti Zoe totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  12060. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  12061. You gain 12 Meat.
  12062. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Azure Matter!"
  12063. You acquire an item: BACON
  12064. After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness
  12065. After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
  12066. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  12067. You gain a Moxie point!
  12068.  
  12069. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  12070. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  12071.  
  12072. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  12073. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  12074. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12075. > Turn(172): Starting with 21 left at Level: 9
  12076. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 31.51875
  12077. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
  12078. > HP: 470/503, MP: 66/230
  12079. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12080. > ML: 123 control: 10
  12081. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12082. > Searching for a pirate outfit.
  12083. > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
  12084.  
  12085. [173] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  12086. Encounter: smarmy pirate AND TESLA!
  12087. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12088. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  12089. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  12090. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12091. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12092. Round 2: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12093. Round 2: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
  12094. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12095. Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 18 attack power.
  12096. Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 18 defense.
  12097. Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12098. Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12099. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12100. Round 4: smarmy pirate takes 9 damage.
  12101. Round 4: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12102. Round 4: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12103. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12104. Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  12105. Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
  12106. Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12107. Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12108. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12109. Round 6: smarmy pirate takes 105 damage.
  12110. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  12111. Round 6: smarmy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  12112. Round 6: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
  12113. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  12114. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12115. Round 7: smarmy pirate takes 110 damage.
  12116. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  12117. Round 7: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12118. Round 7: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
  12119. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  12120. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when Mariachi Ashley taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  12121. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  12122. You gain 56 Meat
  12123. You gain 10 Meat.
  12124. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  12125. You acquire an item: bottle of rum
  12126. You acquire an item: flaregun
  12127. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  12128. After Battle: You gain 59 Muscularity Points
  12129. You acquire an item: BACON
  12130. After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
  12131. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  12132. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12133. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  12134.  
  12135. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  12136. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  12137.  
  12138. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12139. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12140. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12141. > Turn(173): Starting with 20 left at Level: 9
  12142. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 31.51875
  12143. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
  12144. > HP: 467/503, MP: 94/231
  12145. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12146. > ML: 123 control: 10
  12147. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12148. > Searching for a pirate outfit.
  12149. > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
  12150.  
  12151. [174] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  12152. Encounter: writing desk AND TESLA!
  12153. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12154. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  12155. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12156. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12157. Round 2: writing desk drops 16 attack power.
  12158. Round 2: writing desk drops 15 defense.
  12159. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12160. Round 3: writing desk takes 9 damage.
  12161. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12162. Round 4: writing desk drops 6 attack power.
  12163. Round 4: writing desk drops 6 defense.
  12164. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12165. Round 5: writing desk takes 118 damage.
  12166. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  12167. Round 5: You lose 17 hit points
  12168. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12169. Round 6: writing desk takes 93 damage.
  12170. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  12171. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12172. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when Fusilli Lauren taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  12173. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  12174. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 11 lb. Intergnat
  12175. You gain 15 Meat.
  12176. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  12177. You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
  12178. You acquire an item: inkwell
  12179. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  12180. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  12181. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
  12182. You acquire an item: BACON
  12183. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
  12184. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  12185. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  12186.  
  12187. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12188. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12189.  
  12190. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12191. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  12192.  
  12193. cast 1 Blubber Up
  12194. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  12195.  
  12196. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  12197. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  12198.  
  12199. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  12200. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  12201.  
  12202. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12203. You gain 71 hit points
  12204. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12205. > Turn(174): Starting with 19 left at Level: 9