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- From Best Buy,
- To WalMart,
- To Walgreens,
- She wants you to buy every fucking thing.
- She wants a brand new car,
- Wonder why my dick can't get hard.
- From the start,
- Everything was, "Please dear."
- Now she opens her legs once a year.
- So why in hell did I get married?
- Guess I'm hanging out too much with Dick and Hairy.
- There is no such thing
- As a female that cooks and cleans
- Without them arguing.
- My balls are blue,
- 'Till I start opening the money-shoe,
- Now she says, "I love you."
- At this point,
- She's now pissed at me for spending more.
- Be better just fucking some dirty whore.
- From the filthy to the clean,
- You'll find yourself spending all that green,
- As no pussy in the world is ever free.
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