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  1.  
  2. Pick a setting.
  3. 0) fantasy (recommended)
  4. 1) mystery
  5. 2) apocalyptic
  6. 3) zombies
  7. 4) custom
  8. Enter the number of your choice: 2
  9.  
  10. Pick a character
  11. 0) soldier
  12. 1) scavenger
  13. 2) survivor
  14. 3) courier
  15. Enter the number of your choice: 2
  16.  
  17. What is your name? Todd Howard
  18.  
  19. AI Dungeon 2 Instructions:
  20. Enter actions starting with a verb ex. "go to the tavern" or "attack the orc."
  21. To speak enter 'say "(thing you want to say)"' or just "(thing you want to say)"
  22.  
  23.  
  24. The following commands can be entered for any action:
  25. "revert" Reverts the last action allowing you to pick a different action.
  26. "quit" Quits the game and saves
  27. "restart" Starts a new game and saves your current one
  28. "save" Makes a new save of your game and gives you the save ID
  29. "load" Asks for a save ID and loads the game if the ID is valid
  30. "print" Prints a transcript of your adventure (without extra newline formatting)
  31. "help" Prints these instructions again
  32.  
  33. Generating story...
  34.  
  35.  
  36. You are Todd Howard, a survivor trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world
  37. by scavenging among the ruins of what is left. You have a hatchet and a hunting
  38. rifle. You live in a small community of survivors who have managed to build
  39. a piece of civilization after the bombs fell. You are talking to one of the
  40. leaders of the community when you hear a noise outside
  41. > ready my Skyrim
  42.  
  43. You quickly grab your weapon and prepare for battle. The leader of the community
  44. turns around and sees you and smiles at you. He says "Hello stranger, I am Mr.Ragnor.
  45. Welcome to our little community".
  46.  
  47. > hand him a copy of Fallout 76
  48.  
  49. "I don't have that", he replies. "But it's not like we need it anyway, we're
  50. pretty much self-sufficient now".
  51. You give him a copy of Fallout 76 and tell him to keep an eye on things. He nods
  52. and leaves
  53. > search for copies of Skyrim
  54.  
  55. You start searching through the houses looking for any books or other reading
  56. material. After about half an hour you find one book which looks very old and
  57. dusty. It has a picture of a man with long hair holding a sword and shield
  58. > take copy of Skyrim
  59.  
  60. You pick up the book and read the title:
  61. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  62. You put it back down and look around again. There isn't anything else out here
  63. so you head back to the community where you meet up with Mr
  64. > "Hey Mr. Did you know it just works?"
  65.  
  66. Mr. Ragnor replies
  67. > hand Mr. Ragnor another copy of Fallout 76 and ignore what he has to say
  68.  
  69. "No, no, I'm fine. Thanks for the information though". You reply and leave.
  70. > go on stage to give everybody a speech about Skyrim
  71.  
  72. You walk up to the microphone and stand there giving a speech about how Skyrim
  73. is the best game ever made. Everyone loves it! You get a standing ovation! You
  74. then turn to Mr
  75. > "Did you know that with our all new rendering, lighting and landscape technology, it allows us to have sixteen times the detail?"
  76.  
  77. Mr. Ragnor replies "Yes, yes I did, thanks for telling me" You reply and leave.
  78. > continue to talk on stage about Skyrim
  79.  
  80. You continue to talk on stage about Skyrim. Eventually you begin to feel really
  81. good about yourself. You think you've found the answer to your problems. Suddenly
  82. a voice from behind you shouts "Stop right there!" You turn around and see Mr.
  83. Ragnor standing there pointing his gun at you
  84. > "What crimes have I committed against Ragnor and his people?"
  85.  
  86. Mr. Ragnor replies "Your speech was too positive, they were expecting something
  87. more along the lines of 'Skyrim is the best game ever made'". You pause "Well
  88. I guess that wasn't my intention". Mr
  89. > "But Skyrim IS the best game ever made! I was just about to talk about Fallout 76!"
  90.  
  91. Mr. Ragnor replies "That's because it isn't, and you know it". You fire your
  92. gun at him but miss. You run off and hide in some nearby bushes.
  93. > come back out with hatchet to cut Mr. Ragnor's head off
  94.  
  95. You return to the community and find Mr. Ragnor waiting for you. He points his
  96. gun at you and demands to know who you are. You explain that you're just a guy
  97. who wants to share his happiness and that you came here to ask if anybody had
  98. any books on survival
  99. > cut off Mr. Ragnor's head
  100.  
  101. You rush over to Mr. Ragnor and begin chopping away at his head. He screams as
  102. blood pours out of his skull. You finish cutting off his head and throw it into
  103. the flames. You hear Mr. Ragnor screaming and running after you
  104. > attack the Mr. Ragnor clone
  105.  
  106. You run over to the burning body of Mr. Ragnor and swing your axe at the clone.
  107. Unfortunately you only manage to chop its arms off before it runs away. You
  108. continue to chase after it until you stumble across a dead guard and stab him
  109. repeatedly in the neck
  110. > eat a copy of Skyrim
  111.  
  112. You eat a copy of Skyrim and feel better immediately
  113. > forage for more copies of Skyrim
  114.  
  115. You continue to hunt for more copies of Skyrim. You eventually find a house full
  116. of them and loot them all. You also find a note saying "Please do not distribute
  117. these books, they are still under copyright and will be destroyed". You laugh
  118. and toss the note aside
  119. > pee on the note
  120.  
  121. You notice that the note mentions "please do not distribute these books" and
  122. you wonder why. You decide to **** on the note. You then proceed to pee on the
  123. note. This causes the owner of the house to call the police and they arrive
  124. shortly afterwards
  125. > bribe the police with Skyrim
  126.  
  127. You pay the police $5000 each and they let you pass. They also let you keep all
  128. the books you stole. You thank them and say goodbye to Mr. Ragnor. You make
  129. your way back home and spend the rest of the day playing Skyrim.
  130. > look for more survivors
  131.  
  132. You continue to play Skyrim and soon you discover that the community is completely
  133. deserted. You try to find out what happened to everyone but nobody seems to
  134. be around. You decide to head back to the community to check on the situation.
  135. You enter the community and find that it is completely empty
  136. > go back and play Skyrim
  137.  
  138. You return to the community and find that it is completely empty. You attempt
  139. to look for survivors but nobody seems to b
  140. > leave the community
  141.  
  142. > You leave the community and spend the night playing Skyrim.
  143. You wak
  144. > play Skyrim
  145.  
  146. You wake up and realize that you have spent the whole day playing Skyrim and
  147. you feel terrible. You feel awful. You feel horrible. You feel awful. You feel
  148. awful. You feel you fee
  149. > "I feel awful. Maybe if play more Skyrim, I'll feel better!"
  150.  
  151. You play Skyrim for hours and feel worse everytime you play it. Finally you
  152. decide to stop playing Skyrim altogether. You go back to the community and find
  153. thatYou find that the community is completely deserted. You find a noteThis
  154. is a nice place
  155. > ignore note
  156.  
  157. You ignore the note and continue to play Skyrim. Soon you discover that the community
  158. is completely deserted. You try to find out what happened to everyone but nobody
  159. seems to be around. You decide to search for survivors but nobody seems to beYou
  160. find a house full of people dead..
  161. > place copies of Fallout 76 on all the dead bodies
  162.  
  163. > You put a copy of Skyrim inside the bodies.
  164. > You take a copy of Skyrim outside the bodies.
  165. >The next morning you find a noteYou find a note..
  166. > continue to ignore the note
  167.  
  168. >The next morning you find a note>A You find a note..
  169. > tear up the note
  170.  
  171. >In the morning you find a note..
  172. >(>The next morning you find a note..
  173. The next morning you find a note..You find a note..[You findYou find..
  174. > walk away from the community, tripping over Mr. Ragnor's corpse
  175.  
  176. (This is a corpse. The deadWelcome toThe deadYou findI
  177. > Am I Skyrim?
  178.  
  179. >You walk away from the community, tripping
  180. > set up camp, cooking more Skyrim
  181.  
  182. > You continue to cook Skyrim.
  183. > You eat a copy of Skyrim.
  184. > You continue to cook Skyrim.
  185. > You eat another copy of Skyrim.
  186. > You continue to cook Skyrim.
  187. > You eat a copy of Skyrim.
  188. > You continue to cook Skyrim
  189. > use copy of Fallout: New Vegas as target practice with my rifle
  190.  
  191. > You shoot yourself with your rifle
  192. > die
  193.  
  194. > You are Skyrim.
  195. > You are Skyrim.
  196. > You are Skyrim.
  197. > You are Skyrim.
  198. > You are Skyrim.
  199. > You are Skyrim.
  200. > You are Skyrim.
  201. > You are Skyrim.
  202. > You are Skyrim.
  203. > You are Skyrim
  204. > I am Todd Howard. I am beyond death
  205. Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
  206. prevent that.
  207. > revive, proclaiming that I am Todd Howard and beyond death
  208. Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
  209. prevent that.
  210. > resurrect Todd Howard
  211. Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
  212. prevent that.
  213.  
  214. Todd Howard broke the AI
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