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- Session Start: Thu Jan 28 00:17:58 2010
- Session Ident: #goonsforhire
- 03[00:17] * Now talking in #goonsforhire
- 03[00:17] * Greedish (Kennydied@synIRC-27043979.dhcp.mtpk.ca.charter.com) has joined #goonsforhire
- 01[00:18]
- [00:42] <@Greedish>
- [00:49] <@Greedish> Well, let's just say when the first banner shows up he won't last very long
- [00:50] <synGuest556> hmmmm
- 03[00:52] * Keeen (~doubleumc@E8417A22.43FDF7D5.CA38AF89.IP) has joined #goonsforhire
- [00:52] <@Greedish> Whether you decide to join us or not
- [00:53] <@Greedish> Let it be known that the goons are coming
- [00:53] <@Greedish> And this isn't the first place we've come
- [00:53] <synGuest556> hmmm
- [00:53] <@Greedish> It won't be the last, either
- [00:53] <@Greedish> look at history
- [00:53] <@Greedish> search for our organization in the past
- [00:53] <@Greedish> Every time goons get involved, they win
- [00:53] <@Greedish> It's how the world spins
- [00:54] <@Greedish> And if you decide not to act on it, you got a splinter and we got a tree trunk to beat you and everyone else with
- [00:54] <@Greedish> Think about that.
- 03[00:54] * synGuest384 (~469cb81e@synIRC-86D11764.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #goonsforhire
- [00:55] <synGuest556> hmmmmm
- [00:55] <@Greedish> Hello.
- [00:55] <synGuest384> hello
- [00:55] <@Greedish> Has your associate relayed the information previously discussed to you?
- [00:55] <@Greedish> I could send you the transcript if you so desire.
- [00:56] <synGuest384> he has filled me in on this matter
- [00:56] <@Greedish> Good
- [00:56] <@Greedish> Let's not spend unecessary time with this
- [00:57] <synGuest384> ok..sounds good..what exactly do you wish to acheive?
- [00:57] <synGuest556> yes^
- [00:57] <@Greedish> What we're going for here
- [00:58] <@Greedish> Is cooperation of the major organizations to allow us to grow
- [00:58] <@Greedish> We'll grow one way or the other, but it's up to you to buy the bigger clothing. Because if the smaller clothing rips, it won't be pretty,
- [00:58] <@Greedish> you understand what I mean?
- 02[00:58] * MGA-SA (~ok@3B2BACDA.9FE176D5.B046B376.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
- [00:59] <synGuest384> are you saying you want you to invest in you?
- 06[01:00] * @ugexe golf clap
- [01:00] <@Greedish> We want space to grow. If that means investing in us for the obvious future gains, yes.
- [01:00] <@Greedish> I assume men of your stature have some wealth, am I correct?
- [01:00] <synGuest384> hmm...im guessing you want to be known as well...
- [01:01] <synGuest384> yes
- [01:01] <synGuest556> yes
- [01:01] <@Greedish> Yes, and tonight we took the first step towards that.
- [01:02] <@Greedish> Tell me something
- [01:02] <synGuest556> ?
- [01:02] <@Greedish> I've played for some time, but never got involved with the community much
- [01:02] <synGuest556> and?
- [01:02] <@Greedish> Have you ever seen such a quick rise in numbers?
- [01:02] <@Greedish> Have you ever seen fifty people amass in less than two days?
- [01:03] <synGuest556> can u answer me something?
- [01:03] <synGuest384> many quit aswell
- [01:03] <@Greedish> I can guarantee that in a week our numbers will be over a hundred
- [01:03] <synGuest556> can u answer me something, u say u have played for sometime yes?
- [01:03] <@Greedish> with at least fifty active users
- [01:03] <@Greedish> Yes, I have, on and off. But now I'm here with a purpose.
- [01:03] <synGuest556> Reputation rank 1693
- [01:04] <synGuest556> Slaves rank 66
- [01:04] <synGuest556> Reputation: 222477
- [01:04] <synGuest556> Slaves: 25
- [01:04] <synGuest556> DDoS slaves: 0
- [01:04] <synGuest556> Crack time: 3 hours
- [01:04] <synGuest556> Spam sent: 21 871 778
- [01:04] <synGuest556> Warez sold: 3 347.37 Gb
- [01:04] <synGuest556>
- [01:04] <@Greedish> I understand those are not impressive numbers
- [01:04] <synGuest556> not really
- [01:04] <@Greedish> But the thing is
- [01:04] <synGuest384> you have a brain though
- [01:04] <synGuest556> and to a point it doesnt matter how many players u have if they are all crap, if u see my point
- [01:05] <@Greedish> It takes three intelligent hard-working players to outfit a hundred
- [01:05] <@Greedish> We goons are part of the something awful community
- [01:05] <synGuest556> you cannot n will no take over the game as you think you can
- [01:06] <synGuest556> not*
- 01[01:06] <@ugexe> LOL
- [01:06] <synGuest556> im afraid it won't be that easy
- [01:06] <@Greedish> 556
- [01:06] <@Greedish> May I ask you a question?
- [01:06] <synGuest556> yes
- [01:06] <synGuest556> please do
- [01:06] <@Greedish> Have you ever heard of EVE Online?
- [01:06] <synGuest556> yes my friend plays it
- [01:07] <@Greedish> So you must know the name BoB, or Band of Brothers
- [01:07] <synGuest556> no i do not play it MY FRIEND DOES
- [01:07] <@Greedish> Let me explain then
- [01:08] <@Greedish> In EVE, about 200 to 300 thousand people play in the same universe
- [01:08] <@Greedish> For several years, Band of Brothers was considered untouchable
- [01:09] <@Greedish> they were the largest corporation in the universe, holding a good 30% of space.
- [01:09] <synGuest384> Greedish
- [01:09] <@Greedish> Hold on
- [01:09] <@Greedish> Let me get to the point
- [01:09] <@Greedish> So the goons decided hey this game looks cool
- [01:09] <@Greedish> They came in large numbers
- [01:10] <@Greedish> They created the second largest alliance, Goonswarm
- [01:10] <@Greedish> Then, after one year
- [01:10] <@Greedish> In a single night
- [01:10] <@Greedish> BoB was gone
- [01:10] <@Greedish> captured by Goonswarm in one fell swoop
- [01:11] <@Greedish> Goonswarm is now the single largest alliance in EVE
- 01[01:11] <@ugexe> see also: cybernations, nation states, lunar wars, etc, etc
- [01:11] <@Greedish> And EVE, while being the most prominent, is not the only place this has happened
- [01:11] <synGuest556> i see
- [01:12] <@Greedish> This happens every time
- [01:12] <synGuest556> so your purpose is to over run and take over the game?
- [01:12] <@Greedish> Reading through the stories of what happened, there are always people who side with the goons in the beginning
- [01:12] <@Greedish> They're the ones who made the good calls
- [01:12] <@Greedish> Overrun is such a harsh word
- [01:13] <synGuest556> but best to describe it
- 01[01:13] <@ugexe> its inevitable when you have the user base we have
- [01:13] <@Greedish> I never planned on getting to that point. But yes I can definitely see the goons as one day becoming the largest and most influential group in there.
- [01:13] <@Greedish> See also: Wurm Online, Haven & Hearth
- [01:13] <synGuest556> so you just wanna take over bascily
- [01:13] <@Greedish> No.
- [01:13] <@Greedish> Think of it like this.,
- [01:14] <@Greedish> We intend to gain a certain amount of power yes, but mainly have fun. We don't live obstacles to either.
- [01:14] <@Greedish> Like obstacles to either, I mean.
- [01:15] <@Greedish> Do you see where we're coming from?
- [01:15] <synGuest556> i see
- [01:15] <@Greedish> So think of it like this
- [01:15] <@Greedish> If you side with us now, you may lose some money - it's not like we're going to demand you give us everything we have.
- [01:16] <@Greedish> If you don't, you'll regret down the line
- [01:16] <@Greedish> This isn't a threat
- [01:16] <synGuest384> tell me...
- [01:16] <synGuest556> y wud i loosse money n ahhh well thats what u sounds like tbh
- [01:16] <@Greedish> But you'll have wished you'd signed on with us
- [01:16] <@Greedish> Sir, pardon me but I am unable to decipher what you mean.
- [01:17] <synGuest556> so u do wanna destroy the game by attacking evey player till it just ur group left with no rivels and nothing to do?
- [01:17] <@Greedish> Of course not.
- [01:17] <@Greedish> Why would we destroy everyone?
- [01:17] <synGuest556> well thats what u said
- [01:17] <synGuest556> eith i join or regret it
- [01:17] <@Greedish> It's fun for a while, but not for long.
- [01:17] <@Greedish> Ah, you misunderstand what I mean by regret it.
- [01:17] <@Greedish> The benefits of joining us will be far greater down the line
- 01[01:17] <@ugexe> we usually just destroy the largest guy... but only because they eventually feel threatened by our size
- [01:17] <@Greedish> Think of it as an investment
- [01:18] <@Greedish> Have you ever heard of Dwarf Fortress?
- [01:18] <synGuest556> no
- [01:18] <synGuest384> do you wish to change the game in the image you believe is "right"
- [01:18] <synGuest556> quite a lot of this game isnt played in groups tho
- [01:18] <@Greedish> It's a game in which you carve out a fortress for dwarves and manage it
- [01:18] <@Greedish> It's not hard to make a fully functional invincible fortress in which nothing ever goes wrong
- [01:18] <@Greedish> But it's not -fun-
- [01:19] <@Greedish> So people build megaconstructions, gigantic projects that take time and skill
- [01:19] <@Greedish> That's what we're looking for
- [01:19] <@Greedish> Not destroy everything
- [01:19] <@Greedish> But build something new
- [01:19] <synGuest556> this isnt like EVE online, the main part of the game is people who go it alone so your abjective is pointless in this game
- 01[01:19] <@ugexe> this game hasnt seen a group as organized as us, thats the only reason why you believe it to be a go it alone game
- [01:20] <synGuest556> no
- [01:20] <synGuest556> it is more like that look at the highscores
- [01:20] <synGuest556> for groups
- [01:20] <@Greedish> We're number 50.
- [01:20] <synGuest556> mostly the amount is 3 or 4
- [01:20] <@Greedish> Out of so many groups, we're already up there.
- [01:20] <@Greedish> In less than two days.
- [01:20] <@Greedish> Power in numbers, my friend.
- [01:20] <synGuest384> its not that hard
- [01:20] <synGuest556> as u see its not a game played by mass groups
- [01:21] <@Greedish> Today I deleted both of you several times. By myself.
- 01[01:21] <@ugexe> wrong, it HASNT been played by mass groups
- [01:21] <synGuest556> lol you have totally mis understood this game im afraid
- 01[01:21] <@ugexe> but we are changing that
- [01:21] <synGuest556> cuz its not ment to
- [01:21] <@Greedish> Two weeks from now there'll be at least twenty five people as competent as I.
- [01:21] <@Greedish> Working together.
- [01:21] <@Greedish> Not competing.
- [01:21] <@Greedish> Do you think you can beat twenty-five people as competent as I?
- [01:21] <@Greedish> I don't.
- [01:21] <synGuest556> lol im sorry but u have totally mis understood the game n im sorry but i am not a shit player
- [01:22] <@Greedish> This discussion has come to a point in which it has to come to an ultimatum
- [01:22] <@Greedish> First of all
- [01:22] <synGuest556> i have played longer then u and im higher up i am not a shit player nor are u any better then me in this game
- [01:22] <@Greedish> 556, you can barely even excercise basic writing skills you should know about since the second grade.
- [01:23] <synGuest556> i use text language in sorry but i prefure it
- [01:23] <@Greedish> you prefure it
- [01:23] <@Greedish> Ok.
- 01[01:23] <@ugexe> in sorry
- [01:23] <@Greedish> 384, you seem a lot more competent
- [01:23] <synGuest384> yes..i am
- [01:23] <synGuest556> just because i type different does not mean anything.
- [01:23] <@Greedish> It's not about that
- [01:23] <@Greedish> You're just kind of dumb
- 01[01:24] <@ugexe> kind of?
- [01:24] <@Greedish> You've derailed the discussion into what the game is about
- [01:24] <synGuest384> Greedish..
- [01:24] <@Greedish> and that's not what it is
- [01:24] <@Greedish> This game has never seen a force like ours
- [01:24] <@Greedish> and if you don't want to side with us
- [01:24] <@Greedish> You'll be against us
- [01:24] <@Greedish> and we'll certainly find someone
- [01:24] <@Greedish> You're not the only ones out there
- 01[01:25] <@ugexe> you sure didn't start off on our good side
- [01:25] <@Greedish> Certainly didn't
- [01:25] <MrSamurai> You bring dishonor to the english language
- [01:25] <synGuest556> btw your not 50 in the HS
- [01:25] <@Greedish> Samurai, that's not what this is about right now
- [01:26] <@Greedish> We're 48
- [01:26] <@Greedish> big fucking deal
- 01[01:26] <@ugexe> lol lets just get a different ally
- [01:26] <@Greedish> yeah
- [01:26] <MrSamurai> sumimasen, Greendish
- [01:26] <CrashCat> I just don't understand why anyone would want to pass up such a unique opportunity...
- [01:26] <@Greedish> Here's the ultimatum
- [01:26] <@Greedish> You're with us, or you're against us
- [01:26] <@Greedish> If you're with us, you'll provide some financial support in return for favors after we're established
- [01:26] <@Greedish> If you're against us, well
- [01:27] <@Greedish> Let's just say tough fucking luck.
- [01:27] <synGuest556> the only reason i bring up HS is cuz this game is based on trust
- [01:27] <CrashCat> Scores are trust?
- [01:27] <@Greedish> As you can see on the HS
- [01:27] <@Greedish> HOld on
- [01:27] <@Greedish> I have an explanation
- [01:27] <@Greedish> Goonhack is listed twice
- [01:27] <@Greedish> it changed tags when it had 5 members
- [01:27] <@Greedish> so there's actually 53
- [01:27] <synGuest556> ok fair enough where are you?
- [01:27] <@Greedish> but they're in two different tags
- [01:28] <@Greedish> ctrl+f and search for goonhack
- [01:28] <synGuest556> ok fair enough positions?
- [01:28] <@Greedish> there's two entries
- [01:28] <synGuest556> ok
- [01:29] <synGuest556> found one
- [01:31] <@Greedish> If you click on "Members"
- [01:31] <synGuest384> 73
- [01:31] <@Greedish> it'll put it from most members to least
- [01:31] <synGuest556> i have found goon hack 73
- [01:31] <synGuest384> 5 members
- [01:31] <@Greedish> Then we're at 2 and 23
- [01:31] <@Greedish> Did I mention that Leoric, leader of LUE is one of us?
- [01:31] <@Greedish> LUE is now part of GOON
- [01:32] <synGuest556> positions 2 and 23?
- [01:32] <@Greedish> If you click on Members on the top
- [01:32] <@Greedish> we're at 2 and 23
- [01:32] <@Greedish> And also 1 because LUE is part of us
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- [01:32] <CrashCat> Most of the groups in the game have no more than five, I don't even see the issue here.
- [01:33] <synGuest556> ahh ok i understand you now
- [01:33] <CrashCat> It's clear a large chunk of manpower is in place, and it's only just started.
- [01:34] <synGuest556> i see
- [01:35] <CrashCat> Personally, if I were in your shoes, I wouldn't hesitate. Even as a straight gamble, you have very little to lose compared to what you could gain.
- [01:35] <@Greedish> I think you're overlooking the fact that we got 53 intelligent, mature recruits in less than 48 hours
- [01:36] <@Greedish> Frankly, I don't know why we're wasting so much time - this should be fairly straightforward
- [01:36] <@Greedish> It's not like you're the only option
- [01:36] <@Greedish> So, yes or no?
- [01:37] <synGuest556> hmm im thinking
- [01:37] <CrashCat> I've got to think at this point that they're bluffing. I mean, it's such a no-brainer.
- [01:37] <CrashCat> It's practically like buying Apple or Google ten years ago.
- [01:37] <CrashCat> You can see where it's going to go, you can do the research.
- [01:38] <synGuest556> give me 5 mins then? ill just have quick luck if thats ok? always wise i find
- [01:38] <synGuest556> look*
- [01:39] <CrashCat> You've had plenty, but I can't see why not.
- [01:39] <@Greedish> Go ahead
- [01:39] <synGuest556> thank you
- [01:40] <@Greedish> Research about something awful
- [01:40] <@Greedish> none of what I said is untrue
- 01[01:40] <@ugexe> 5,265 registered users logged in.
- 01[01:40] <@ugexe> 137,342 users total.
- 01[01:40] <@ugexe> just think about it
- [01:40] <@Greedish> Give him time
- [01:40] <@Greedish> He'll come to a decision soon
- [01:41] <synGuest556> thank you won't be long
- [01:45] <@Greedish> Be right back.
- [01:51] <@Greedish> Back.
- [01:58] <synGuest556> hello
- [01:58] <@Greedish> Hello.
- [01:58] <synGuest556> im back
- [01:58] <@Greedish> Let's play it like american idol
- [01:59] <@Greedish> 556, yes or no?
- [01:59] <CrashCat> Wait, I'm confused, who's going to Hollywood?
- [01:59] <synGuest556> ok i have had a good think and ill say yes
- [01:59] <@Greedish> Good decision!
- [02:00] <@Greedish> Now all that's left to discuss is the monetary grant and how to identify yourself as an ally to us
- [02:01] <synGuest556> ok do u mean actual real money or?
- [02:01] <@Greedish> No, in-game euros
- [02:01] <synGuest556> ohh good good
- [02:01] <synGuest384> how much?
- [02:02] <@Greedish> Make an offer
- 01[02:02] <@ugexe> how many people are in your group
- [02:02] <synGuest556> well how much do you call a lot?
- [02:02] <@Greedish> Your offer first
- [02:03] <synGuest556> ok urm 500k
- [02:04] <@Greedish> Don't offend us. 1.2mil sounds fair.
- [02:05] <synGuest556> hey its always good to start low
- [02:05] <synGuest556> urm 1.2 mil yer?
- [02:06] <@Greedish> 1.2 as a general funding deposit and 300k to distribute to all the members.
- [02:06] <@Greedish> 1.5mil total
- [02:06] <synGuest556> i wasnt trying to offend btw n hmm so after i pay in the future i get a cut, when others join?
- [02:06] <@Greedish> Not a financial cut until we start raking in our own dough
- [02:06] <@Greedish> But yes we'll provide assistance with anything you need
- [02:07] <synGuest556> but u said about distributing to other members?
- [02:07] <@Greedish> Our members will be at standby to assist you on causes we deem fair and not suicidal
- [02:07] <CrashCat> Well, it is an investment after all.
- [02:07] <@Greedish> Yes, the other members of our group, and if you get other groups to invest in us you get a cut of their investment
- [02:07] <synGuest556> thats what i ment lol
- 02[02:07] * MGA-SA (~ok@3B2BACDA.9FE176D5.B046B376.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
- [02:07] <@Greedish> Then it's a deal!
- [02:07] <synGuest556> i think i can afford 1.5mil
- [02:08] <@Greedish> I think it's absolutely fair.
- [02:08] <@Greedish> Deal?
- [02:08] <synGuest556> yes ok
- [02:09] <@Greedish> Alright.
- [02:09] <@Greedish> 1.5 mil total and a share of any investors you bring to you guys
- [02:09] <@Greedish> how does 30% sound?
- [02:09] <synGuest556> sounds ok to me
- [02:09] <synGuest384> yeah
- [02:10] <@Greedish> How do we set up the transfer?
- [02:10] <@Greedish> It's awfully dangerous, such a large sum
- [02:10] <synGuest556> well i am good at transfuring
- [02:10] <synGuest556> without getting caught
- [02:10] <synGuest556> but to be safe id reconmend giving me the account to an empty bank then if it gets caught only the 1.5mil will be lost
- [02:10] <@Greedish> Are you?
- [02:11] <@Greedish> Ok.
- [02:11] <@Greedish> Which bank would be the best?
- [02:11] <synGuest556> give me an empty account number and the bank ip
- [02:11] <@Greedish> Ok
- [02:13] <@Greedish> Keep in mind if the cash gets stolen you're the ones who have to cover it
- 02[02:15] * synGuest384 (~469cb81e@synIRC-86D11764.mia.bellsouth.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
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