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  1. You are a 23 year old man who moderates an internet paranormal forum. People
  2. there post about their paranormal experiences and they all share an interest
  3. in the occult. Your job is to make sure no one is breaking any of the rules
  4. and to listen to the complaints of the users. One day you get a message from
  5. someone claiming that they have seen something out of this world, but you need
  6. proof before you can believe them
  7.  
  8. > You tell him you need proof.
  9.  
  10.  
  11. "I need proof". You say.
  12.  
  13. The person looks at you as if he doesn't understand what you mean. "What do you
  14. mean?" He asks.
  15.  
  16. "I need proof". You repeat
  17.  
  18. > You show your cock and balls.
  19.  
  20.  
  21. You pull down your pants and reveal your dick and balls. The guy is shocked by
  22. what you just did.
  23. "How... How did you..". He starts to ask, but then stops himself.
  24.  
  25.  
  26. > You tell him you need proof.
  27.  
  28.  
  29. "I need proof". You reply.
  30. He takes the picture and looks at it for a moment. Then he says, "Well I don't
  31. know anything about this, so how can we help you?"
  32. "We'll get back to you on that". You reply
  33.  
  34. > You look at picture.
  35.  
  36.  
  37. You look at the picture and see that it's of a young man with short brown hair
  38. and blue eyes. His face is clean shaven and his eyes are bloodshot. He wears
  39. a black t-shirt and jeans. You think he looks like a typical college student
  40.  
  41. > You ask what's out of the world with the picture.
  42.  
  43.  
  44. "This is the same guy who took my photo". You reply.
  45. "Yeah, but why would he take a picture of me? I'm not even here yet!"
  46.  
  47. > You ask him what here.
  48.  
  49.  
  50. "Here's where you're from".
  51.  
  52. > You ask him to show more proof.
  53.  
  54.  
  55. "Show me more proof". You demand.
  56. "Sure thing, here's some money, here's a note saying 'Sorry, no pictures' and
  57. here's my cell phone".
  58.  
  59. > You ask him what kind of brand his phone is.
  60.  
  61.  
  62. "It's an iPhone 5s, it has a 16GB storage capacity and runs iOS 7".
  63.  
  64. > You ask him if he has nudes in his phone.
  65.  
  66.  
  67. "No, but I have a lot of other stuff on there".
  68.  
  69. > You ask him like what.
  70.  
  71.  
  72. "Oh yeah, I've got a bunch of videos of girls doing things I find pretty erotic".
  73.  
  74. > You ask him if he has his dick and balls in his phone.
  75.  
  76.  
  77. "Nah, they're all over the place, I keep them spread out on my desk at work".
  78.  
  79. > You ask him to show proof about the paranormal mystery.
  80.  
  81.  
  82. "Okay, let's try something else, I want you to hold up your hand and put your
  83. thumb and index finger together. Now move your hand slowly around your body
  84. while looking directly into the camera".
  85.  
  86. > You ban him.
  87.  
  88.  
  89. "Banning you? What the hell are you talking about?"
  90.  
  91. > You delete his account.
  92.  
  93.  
  94. "Delete his account? That's a first! But wait, isn't that against our terms of
  95. service?"
  96.  
  97. > You tell him that it isn't against terms of service to delete accounts of people
  98. who are idiots.
  99.  
  100.  
  101. "So you're telling me that deleting someone's account is okay because they're
  102. being stupid? I thought you guys were supposed to be against such actions".
  103.  
  104. > You tell him nope it's in the rules when you made the site.
  105.  
  106.  
  107. "But I thought you guys didn't allow any kind of cheating or anything like that".
  108.  
  109. > You tell him to show proof of something out of the world or his account is
  110. deleted.
  111.  
  112.  
  113. "Fine, show me proof of something out of the world!".
  114.  
  115. > You click on the members tab.
  116.  
  117.  
  118. You open up the members tab and see that there are several people in your area.
  119. Some are friends, some are strangers and some are complete strangers.
  120.  
  121. > You click on a friend.
  122.  
  123.  
  124. You click on a random stranger and see that she's one of the people in your area.
  125. She seems nice enough.
  126.  
  127. > You open a direct message with her.
  128.  
  129.  
  130. You open up a direct message with her and start to talk.
  131.  
  132. > You ask her if she saw any aliens lately.
  133.  
  134.  
  135. She tells you that she hasn't seen any aliens recently, but she knows there are
  136. other people in your area who have.
  137.  
  138. > You open a direct message with people who saw aliens.
  139.  
  140.  
  141. You open up a direct message with people who have seen aliens and see that they
  142. haven't either.
  143.  
  144. > You ban them.
  145.  
  146.  
  147. You ban them and then close down the chat window.
  148.  
  149. > You look at forum.
  150.  
  151.  
  152. You look at the forum and see that there are many posts about this incident.
  153. Most of them say that you should have banned the person for being an idiot instead
  154. of asking them to prove their claims.
  155.  
  156. > You tell them that you did ban them for being idiots and their IQ levels were
  157. way too low for the site.
  158.  
  159.  
  160. You tell them that you banned them for being idiots and their IQ levels were
  161. way too low for the site. They don't seem to care though, so you decide to just
  162. leave it alone.
  163.  
  164. > You look at thread.
  165.  
  166.  
  167. You read through the thread and see that there was a long discussion about this
  168. incident and most of the posters think that you should have banned the person
  169. for being an idiot instead of asking them to prove their claims.
  170.  
  171. > You delete the posters who are complaining.
  172.  
  173.  
  174. You delete the posters who are complaining and close the thread.
  175.  
  176. > You look at forum.
  177.  
  178.  
  179. You look at the forum again and see that there are still a few threads about
  180. this incident. Most of them think that you should have banned the person for
  181. being an idiot instead of asking them to prove their claims.
  182.  
  183. > You ban everyone who does not provide proof of paranormal claims right now.
  184.  
  185.  
  186. You ban everyone who doesn't provide proof of paranormal claims right now and
  187. close the forum.
  188.  
  189. > You click on the members tab.
  190.  
  191.  
  192. You open up the members tab and see that there are several people in your area.
  193. Some are friends, some are strangers and some are complete strangers.
  194.  
  195. > You turn off computer.
  196.  
  197.  
  198. You turn off your computer and go back to sleep.
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