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- You are a 23 year old man who moderates an internet paranormal forum. People
- there post about their paranormal experiences and they all share an interest
- in the occult. Your job is to make sure no one is breaking any of the rules
- and to listen to the complaints of the users. One day you get a message from
- someone claiming that they have seen something out of this world, but you need
- proof before you can believe them
- > You tell him you need proof.
- "I need proof". You say.
- The person looks at you as if he doesn't understand what you mean. "What do you
- mean?" He asks.
- "I need proof". You repeat
- > You show your cock and balls.
- You pull down your pants and reveal your dick and balls. The guy is shocked by
- what you just did.
- "How... How did you..". He starts to ask, but then stops himself.
- > You tell him you need proof.
- "I need proof". You reply.
- He takes the picture and looks at it for a moment. Then he says, "Well I don't
- know anything about this, so how can we help you?"
- "We'll get back to you on that". You reply
- > You look at picture.
- You look at the picture and see that it's of a young man with short brown hair
- and blue eyes. His face is clean shaven and his eyes are bloodshot. He wears
- a black t-shirt and jeans. You think he looks like a typical college student
- > You ask what's out of the world with the picture.
- "This is the same guy who took my photo". You reply.
- "Yeah, but why would he take a picture of me? I'm not even here yet!"
- > You ask him what here.
- "Here's where you're from".
- > You ask him to show more proof.
- "Show me more proof". You demand.
- "Sure thing, here's some money, here's a note saying 'Sorry, no pictures' and
- here's my cell phone".
- > You ask him what kind of brand his phone is.
- "It's an iPhone 5s, it has a 16GB storage capacity and runs iOS 7".
- > You ask him if he has nudes in his phone.
- "No, but I have a lot of other stuff on there".
- > You ask him like what.
- "Oh yeah, I've got a bunch of videos of girls doing things I find pretty erotic".
- > You ask him if he has his dick and balls in his phone.
- "Nah, they're all over the place, I keep them spread out on my desk at work".
- > You ask him to show proof about the paranormal mystery.
- "Okay, let's try something else, I want you to hold up your hand and put your
- thumb and index finger together. Now move your hand slowly around your body
- while looking directly into the camera".
- > You ban him.
- "Banning you? What the hell are you talking about?"
- > You delete his account.
- "Delete his account? That's a first! But wait, isn't that against our terms of
- service?"
- > You tell him that it isn't against terms of service to delete accounts of people
- who are idiots.
- "So you're telling me that deleting someone's account is okay because they're
- being stupid? I thought you guys were supposed to be against such actions".
- > You tell him nope it's in the rules when you made the site.
- "But I thought you guys didn't allow any kind of cheating or anything like that".
- > You tell him to show proof of something out of the world or his account is
- deleted.
- "Fine, show me proof of something out of the world!".
- > You click on the members tab.
- You open up the members tab and see that there are several people in your area.
- Some are friends, some are strangers and some are complete strangers.
- > You click on a friend.
- You click on a random stranger and see that she's one of the people in your area.
- She seems nice enough.
- > You open a direct message with her.
- You open up a direct message with her and start to talk.
- > You ask her if she saw any aliens lately.
- She tells you that she hasn't seen any aliens recently, but she knows there are
- other people in your area who have.
- > You open a direct message with people who saw aliens.
- You open up a direct message with people who have seen aliens and see that they
- haven't either.
- > You ban them.
- You ban them and then close down the chat window.
- > You look at forum.
- You look at the forum and see that there are many posts about this incident.
- Most of them say that you should have banned the person for being an idiot instead
- of asking them to prove their claims.
- > You tell them that you did ban them for being idiots and their IQ levels were
- way too low for the site.
- You tell them that you banned them for being idiots and their IQ levels were
- way too low for the site. They don't seem to care though, so you decide to just
- leave it alone.
- > You look at thread.
- You read through the thread and see that there was a long discussion about this
- incident and most of the posters think that you should have banned the person
- for being an idiot instead of asking them to prove their claims.
- > You delete the posters who are complaining.
- You delete the posters who are complaining and close the thread.
- > You look at forum.
- You look at the forum again and see that there are still a few threads about
- this incident. Most of them think that you should have banned the person for
- being an idiot instead of asking them to prove their claims.
- > You ban everyone who does not provide proof of paranormal claims right now.
- You ban everyone who doesn't provide proof of paranormal claims right now and
- close the forum.
- > You click on the members tab.
- You open up the members tab and see that there are several people in your area.
- Some are friends, some are strangers and some are complete strangers.
- > You turn off computer.
- You turn off your computer and go back to sleep.
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