# Hey, I think this stuff is pretty self-explanatory, really
# If anyone wants to add stuff to these that would be awesome of them :D
# Just click paste again. It's on the right. Then put the new link in the topic.
#
# Note: ripostes aren't used at the moment and there are no plans to implement them.
# You can still add shit to the array it's just a little pointless
#
# (b'-')b

my @normal_attacks = (
	"AA pokes BB in the eye!",
	"AA kicks BB in the groin!",
	"AA headbutts BB in the shins!",
	"AA punches BB in the spleen!",
	"AA wildy throws punches at BB's midriff!",
	"AA gnaws desperately on BB's elbow!"
        "AA punches BB in the cunt! (It's legal in France)",

);

my @failed_attacks = (
	"AA tries to punch BB but trips over.",
	"AA runs up to BB, but is distracted by a butterfly before he can attack!",
	"AA swings a punch at BB's head, but BB is so tough he doesn't feel a thing."
);

my @dodges = (
	"But BB steps aside at the last moment! Gasp!",
	"BB doesn't even feel it!",
	"But BB just laughs in AA's face!"
);

my @stat_ups = (
	"AA meditates for a moment."
);

my @stat_downs = (
	"AA casts a magics upon BB!",
	"AA runs around and around, confusing poor BB's tiny mind!"
);

my @riposte = (
	"But BB was ready for that, and neatly trips AA over!",
	"BB ripostes with a quick punch to the throat!"
);

my @power_attacks = (
	"AA takes a running leap at BB, dealing double damage!",
	"AA punches BB so hard that BB's ears fell off! Double damage!",
);

my @fail_dodge = (
	"BB tries to dodge, but AA manages to get a glancing hit for half damage!"
);