In a recent collaboration effort between US and European health officials, coffee was found to cause kidney failure if one ingests more than 5 cups of coffee a week. "This risk has not been studied because most of us are ignorant to our health and we like the 'norm' of things.", said Noam Linksy, a 45-year veteran of the health field. "We don't understand how detrimental coffee is to our body's. They cause much more than kidney failure, but you must ingest an incredibly large amount before the cancer forms.", Linsky continued.

Linsky even said that he would ban coffee if he could. "If it were up to me, I would ban coffee from off the face of the Earth. That is how serious it is."