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All the same we take our chances Laughed at by time...

Mar 23rd, 2016
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  1. All the same we take our chances Laughed at by time Tricked by circumstances Plus ca change Plus c'est la meme chose The more that things change The more they stay the same
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  4. Many memes ago when my father and I used to observe the /a/ and ruminate about the mysteries of nature, he once proposed a most interesting theory. He articulated this: "of course, the guy tries to save the girl, girl gets saved by something else, injuring the guy causing the girls breast, butt or crotch to be touched or on the poor guys face then he gets blamed for being a perv when he was trying to help. typical :l?" Now, I cannot confidently speak for or against the validity of his post-neoclassical theories regarding the meta-entropic dogma of Best Girl, but I've seen enough street dank here in Rendor to the flood the night sky several times over with a variety of passive-agressive, writhing creatures with excessively seductive voices. Much like the scholarly voices in my head, they have spoken to me and said "nC_v \ln \frac{D^3}{T_0} + nR \ln \ ? {DV}{U+B^3} / X!"... or some kinda shit like that.
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  6. When I arrived in perdition over 2112 years ago, the night sky did seem far more barren than the night sky that gazes upon my perverse mastubatory rituals in the present. Of course, opaque clouds resembling clouds which are quite confidently clouds dance across the night sky on this particular sweltering night. My ink spits quil upon this page solely due to the suggestion of several of my best men who did not care to attend my many marriages to the mere concept of unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks itself. They say I've been crying out in my sleep "Ya lil' sister walking home from school I abduct her, then I **** her I hit ya foodstamp close up with the Louisville Slugger BGeezy is the hustla, ignorant mother****er" and starting at softest of sounds. I've noticed no such thing, but I've never been one to ignore the words of a Biggie Smalls. They, as a single collective entity of course, recommended that I begin an eloquent journal detaling my experiences here - claimed it would calm me down if I got a few cubic centimetres of intellectual energy out of my head and onto parchment. At this moment, and that moment in the near future for certain, I cannot say that I feel any better or worse for better or worse, but this endeavor is younger than the emergence of Hansen's little "Physical Therapy" sessions with Subject 2006. Ah, I can't wait to see how long 2006 will continue requiring such intense personal medical attention. His trips to her tent do not last very long, yet they are quite frequent. Perhaps he... well, I think I've spoken enough of Hansen's tales. I believe mine will not end so prematurely, meh. Pass the test, bro.
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  8. They spoke to me that night, their mighty voices shaking the very cytoplasmic jelly of my cellular orgy. With each exchange, I gained knowledge and lost spirit. The strawberries never existed. Those annoying neighbors were blasting Stravinsky's Sacrifical Dance from the Rite of Spring. Bring me the colors of your world and bestow upon my being the need for nitrogen. I eventually grew tired of this nonsensical conversation and took to my chambers to sleep for the remainder of the night. When I woke that morning, I was the sun. I gazed upon the system that orbits around me with disgust. Mercury, being the most annoying little arse of them all, called me a noob. I rage quit being the sun and resumed my position as a human on the planet Earth.
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  10. I decided to forage for nothing so that I may get some privacy from my campmates. I needed to relieve some masculine tension from my loins and decided that the best fap material could be found in nature. The lasses of the camp were a plucky lot and a lot of potential trouble. I nearly drowned. Help.
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