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Chasing molly (2019) eng

Jun 12th, 2019
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  3. Damon Cleaners Cleansing
  4. House, Body, and Soul,
  5.  
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  8. getting rid of what's haunting
  9. you, that's our goal.
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  13. How can I help you?
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  17. That's right, hauntings,
  18.  
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  20. 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:17,164
  21. demon possessions,
  22. seances gone awry.
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  26. Can you describe
  27. the ghoulish noise?
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  31. What is like a, "Ooo" or more like,
  32. "Your mother sucks cocks in hell."
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  36. Okay, the first one.
  37. Okay, great.
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  41. How many times did
  42. you say Bloody Mary?
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  46. - Sir, where is the doll now?
  47. - Guesstimate.
  48.  
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  51. - Did the doll ask you to play a game?
  52. - Ooh, okay.
  53.  
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  55. 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:37,575
  56. - Do not say yes. - That's a problem.
  57. - Never say yes to a doll's game.
  58.  
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  60. 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,665
  61. If they said, "We'll be back"
  62. then they'll definitely be back.
  63.  
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  66. You can take that to the bank.
  67.  
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  70. Your wife stares at you
  71. while you're sleeping?
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  74. 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:47,542
  75. Yeah, that could definitely
  76. be paranormal activity.
  77.  
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  79. 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,282
  80. Honestly, that's where it
  81. starts most of the time.
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  85. Ma'am, put down the Ouija board.
  86.  
  87. 19
  88. 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:54,940
  89. I need you to put it down and do
  90. not ask it any more questions.
  91.  
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  94. Demon Cleaners.
  95.  
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  98. No, we don't do dry cleaning.
  99.  
  100. 22
  101. 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,774
  102. - We press shirts?
  103. - No.
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  107. No, sorry.
  108.  
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  111. Who the fuck is that?
  112.  
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  114. 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:16,179
  115. It's just weird.
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  119. No, no, sir, I'm sorry.
  120. I'm sorry. I know.
  121.  
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  124. I know I shouldn't
  125. have taken the money.
  126.  
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  128. 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,104
  129. I know, I'm sorry, I fucked up.
  130.  
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  132. 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,019
  133. I can... I can get it back.
  134.  
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  137. I can get it all back.
  138. I can get it...
  139.  
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  141. 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,502
  142. Shut up.
  143. Man, you sound annoying.
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  147. What I need right now are a couple
  148. of bullets to the back of your head.
  149.  
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  152. No, please,
  153. don't kill me.
  154.  
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  156. 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:43,902
  157. If you've seen my face, kid,
  158. you're already dead.
  159.  
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  162. No, no, I can get it back.
  163. I just need... No.
  164.  
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  167. Alright,
  168. please turn off all computers,
  169.  
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  172. laptops, iPads,
  173. iPhones, et cetera.
  174.  
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  177. Have you used any of
  178. these devices in the last hour?
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  182. - Great, that's that then.
  183. - Okay, insane.
  184.  
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  187. - It's too late. They're in.
  188. - They're already in.
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  192. - It's too late.
  193. - Oh, one is getting angry.
  194.  
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  197. This is stupid.
  198.  
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  201. It's in the boy.
  202.  
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  205. It's in the boy.
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  209. - Out, demon.
  210. - Out.
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  214. Out of this young man.
  215.  
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  218. Let him go from your grasp.
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  222. Oh my God, damn it, Jim.
  223.  
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  225. 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,891
  226. I told you we should've
  227. taken care of this sooner.
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  231. - This may be too late and it probably is.
  232. - It probably is.
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  236. Honestly, I don't know if
  237. there's hope for your child.
  238.  
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  241. Quiet, do you hear that?
  242.  
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  245. I don't hear anything.
  246.  
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  249. Zip it, Damien.
  250.  
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  253. Now, this house has a lot
  254. of demonic forces in here, okay?
  255.  
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  258. I need you to close your eyes.
  259.  
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  261. 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:37,434
  262. Remember, the eyes
  263. are the gateway to the soul,
  264.  
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  267. do not allow
  268. the ghosts into your gateway.
  269.  
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  272. And these demons will
  273. get in your gateway, people.
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  277. Yeah, no peeking
  278. or the, um, the demons
  279.  
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  282. will, you know,
  283. really have at it.
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  287. That's right.
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  291. - There's something drawing 'em, I can't find it.
  292. - Yeah, I can't find it either.
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  296. Alright, listen.
  297. Do you have any silver?
  298.  
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  301. - We have my grandmother's silver.
  302. - Those are priceless antiques.
  303.  
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  305. 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,120
  306. - There it is.
  307. - Silvers hide, yeah. That's it.
  308.  
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  311. - We give it to 'em.
  312. - It's a magnet
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  316. for all the demonic forces.
  317. Where is it at?
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  321. It's in the top drawer.
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  325. Finally, thank you.
  326.  
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  329. Someone cares
  330. about their family, great.
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  334. - Oh, yeah, you hear that?
  335. - Oh, yeah, I hear it. I hear it.
  336.  
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  339. - They don't want me in here.
  340. - Do you have any jewelry? Let me take this
  341.  
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  344. because I feel like
  345. they're hanging on,
  346.  
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  348. 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,484
  349. they're probably
  350. attracted to that.
  351.  
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  354. Demons can come in
  355. at any time, people.
  356.  
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  359. - Any time.
  360. - We got to go, Mol.
  361.  
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  364. Alright, let's go and you, I
  365. got my eyes on you, Chucky.
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  369. My name is Miles.
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  373. Sure it is.
  374.  
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  377. Yep, you see what I'm
  378. getting here, Atticus?
  379.  
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  382. It's getting a hot, hot room.
  383.  
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  386. - Yep, a lot of levels here.
  387. - The tapestry. Wow.
  388.  
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  391. - Look at this, this is dropping.
  392. - This house is haunted, I told you.
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  396. - Oh, God.
  397. - I was touched by a ghost.
  398.  
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  401. Sexual abuse by a ghost
  402. is very common, ma'am.
  403.  
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  406. That's right.
  407.  
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  410. If we don't catch this ghost,
  411.  
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  414. he will likely
  415. sexually offend again.
  416.  
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  419. - No, you weren't sexually abused by a ghost.
  420. - Blame the victim, you know.
  421.  
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  423. 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:09,047
  424. Ma'am, it is not your fault, ghosts are vicious
  425. sexual predators, everyone knows that.
  426.  
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  428. 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:12,747
  429. That's right, ma'am. If a ghost
  430. does want to enter to you, he will.
  431.  
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  433. 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,095
  434. It had nothing to do with
  435. the nightie you were wearing.
  436.  
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  439. Alright,
  440. get the fuck outta here.
  441.  
  442. 95
  443. 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,665
  444. Your work is up gone.
  445. It's ended.
  446.  
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  448. 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,363
  449. It's done. Get out.
  450. Mom, tell them to get out.
  451.  
  452. 97
  453. 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,887
  454. You can't register as a sex
  455. offender when you're a ghost.
  456.  
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  458. 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:23,974
  459. The government
  460. isn't set up for that.
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  464. - Not yet.
  465. - Yeah.
  466.  
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  469. Okay,
  470. we are talking to Congress.
  471.  
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  474. Make your bill count
  475. it's called the Casper law.
  476.  
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  479. Other ghosts don't turn on each other.
  480. They won't rat each other out.
  481.  
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  484. It is like this invisible code,
  485. so it's very hard.
  486.  
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  488. 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,858
  489. Very hard for someone like you.
  490.  
  491. 105
  492. 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,121
  493. Get the fuck out.
  494. Psychopaths, outta here.
  495.  
  496. 106
  497. 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,731
  498. We'd like to be done,
  499. but we're not.
  500.  
  501. 107
  502. 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:41,906
  503. We'll go when it does.
  504.  
  505. 108
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  507. Mom.
  508.  
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  510. 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,091
  511. Mom.
  512.  
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  515. Speak your name,
  516. vicious, sexual ghost.
  517.  
  518. 111
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  520. Begone, overly
  521. sexual poltergeist.
  522.  
  523. 112
  524. 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:03,928
  525. Your reign of elder abuse
  526. ends here and ends now.
  527.  
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  530. - Thank you, Jesus.
  531. - Okay, that's it.
  532.  
  533. 114
  534. 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:10,239
  535. No, get out or
  536. The Power of my Fist Compel You.
  537.  
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  540. - Get these people out of my house.
  541. - Wow.
  542.  
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  544. 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,940
  545. Then we had this
  546. incident the other night.
  547.  
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  550. It's just been a bizarre,
  551. psycho situation.
  552.  
  553. 118
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  555. - We need your help.
  556. - Mm-hmm.
  557.  
  558. 119
  559. 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:24,121
  560. - I don't know what it is, a ghost, demons, sounds.
  561. - I'm sensing something.
  562.  
  563. 120
  564. 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,514
  565. They need to get out,
  566. I can't sleep.
  567.  
  568. 121
  569. 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:26,733
  570. It's not like
  571. anyone got murdered here.
  572.  
  573. 122
  574. 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,605
  575. Some presence came in from
  576.  
  577. 123
  578. 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,433
  579. some other bullshit
  580. and we need...
  581.  
  582. 124
  583. 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,565
  584. - Disturbance like a chill.
  585. - Yeah, you know, whatever you
  586.  
  587. 125
  588. 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,829
  589. can do to sweep
  590. this bitch out of here.
  591.  
  592. 126
  593. 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,091
  594. I can't have that in my world.
  595.  
  596. 127
  597. 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,398
  598. - Yeah.
  599. - Okay.
  600.  
  601. 128
  602. 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,876
  603. Well, ghosts don't
  604. care how they die.
  605.  
  606. 129
  607. 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,662
  608. No, they do not care.
  609.  
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  612. They will linger,
  613. they'll linger loose.
  614.  
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  617. Um, they will watch you shower.
  618.  
  619. 132
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  621. Oh, yeah, ghosts ain't
  622. got no shame in the game.
  623.  
  624. 133
  625. 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:50,540
  626. - None.
  627. - Yeah.
  628.  
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  631. You ever feel
  632. an extra hand on the loofah?
  633.  
  634. 135
  635. 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,457
  636. - It's the ghost.
  637. - Ghost. -Oh, no.
  638.  
  639. 136
  640. 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,110
  641. Atticus, why don't
  642. you salt the perimeter.
  643.  
  644. 137
  645. 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:59,114
  646. I'm gonna salt it.
  647. Getting readings this way.
  648.  
  649. 138
  650. 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,810
  651. Getting a lot of readings,
  652. lot of hot readings.
  653.  
  654. 139
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  656. There's definitely
  657. an evil presence in here.
  658.  
  659. 140
  660. 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,249
  661. - I'm gonna clear that for you.
  662. - I felt it.
  663.  
  664. 141
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  666. - I think we're good.
  667. - I think we got the presence.
  668.  
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  671. Call if there's
  672. a problem, there won't be.
  673.  
  674. 143
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  676. If you guys need anything,
  677. you should give us a call.
  678.  
  679. 144
  680. 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,640
  681. We've taken the evil presence
  682. and take it with us.
  683.  
  684. 145
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  686. - Ticket to go.
  687. - Awesome.
  688.  
  689. 146
  690. 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,167
  691. You're all clear.
  692. This place has been swept.
  693.  
  694. 147
  695. 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,255
  696. Think it worked?
  697.  
  698. 148
  699. 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,735
  700. You think that shit worked?
  701.  
  702. 149
  703. 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,084
  704. I don't feel anything.
  705.  
  706. 150
  707. 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,522
  708. - Yuck.
  709. - Argh.
  710.  
  711. 151
  712. 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,524
  713. - You did terrible tonight.
  714. - I did terrible?
  715.  
  716. 152
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  718. - Yes.
  719. - You grabbed that.
  720.  
  721. 153
  722. 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,159
  723. I don't know,
  724. I thought it would be festive.
  725.  
  726. 154
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  728. - Argh.
  729. - Oh my gosh.
  730.  
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  732. 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:11,360
  733. - How much old lady stuff can one person fence?
  734. - I know. Jesus.
  735.  
  736. 156
  737. 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,405
  738. - Oh, look at that.
  739. - Whoa, what's that?
  740.  
  741. 157
  742. 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,059
  743. I don't know. It's like Legos.
  744.  
  745. 158
  746. 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,800
  747. Looks like it's
  748. Legos in a teapot?
  749.  
  750. 159
  751. 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,541
  752. Hmm, it's candy.
  753.  
  754. 160
  755. 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,673
  756. It could be candy.
  757.  
  758. 161
  759. 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:22,197
  760. Da, da, da, it could be drugs.
  761.  
  762. 162
  763. 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,547
  764. You can't just be popping pills,
  765. this isn't the '90s.
  766.  
  767. 163
  768. 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,593
  769. What kind of pills
  770. would they be?
  771.  
  772. 164
  773. 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,985
  774. Could be that new bath salts.
  775.  
  776. 165
  777. 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,465
  778. You take it,
  779. next thing you know,
  780.  
  781. 166
  782. 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,206
  783. you start eating
  784. each other's faces.
  785.  
  786. 167
  787. 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,555
  788. Ah, I know I'd be delicious.
  789.  
  790. 168
  791. 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,426
  792. You're not gonna want
  793. seconds of this?
  794.  
  795. 169
  796. 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,710
  797. People be lining up, they wanna
  798. get a slice of this face.
  799.  
  800. 170
  801. 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,562
  802. There's over 500 pills here.
  803. Atticus, we have to bring these back.
  804.  
  805. 171
  806. 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,608
  807. Someone's gonna
  808. definitely miss these.
  809.  
  810. 172
  811. 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,479
  812. I don't remember
  813. what house I got them from.
  814.  
  815. 173
  816. 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,480
  817. Atticus, think. We're gonna
  818. wake up tomorrow morning,
  819.  
  820. 174
  821. 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,962
  822. there's gonna be a Columbian
  823. necktie wrapped around our necks.
  824.  
  825. 175
  826. 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,180
  827. Even if I did remember where I got them, what
  828. are we gonna do? Just knock on their door
  829.  
  830. 176
  831. 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,574
  832. and say, "Hello, Mr. and Mrs.
  833. Crime Boss, sorry we robbed you,
  834.  
  835. 177
  836. 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,489
  837. here's your drugs back,
  838. we'll be on our merry way."
  839.  
  840. 178
  841. 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,622
  842. We're gonna be waterboarded,
  843. I promise you that right now.
  844.  
  845. 179
  846. 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,059
  847. - I'm not a strong swimmer.
  848. - You think I'm gonna get my bangs wet?
  849.  
  850. 180
  851. 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,105
  852. They get all curly.
  853. You know what that looks like?
  854.  
  855. 181
  856. 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,497
  857. Maybe it's nothing.
  858. Maybe it's just candy.
  859.  
  860. 182
  861. 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,629
  862. Maybe no one is gonna miss it.
  863.  
  864. 183
  865. 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,023
  866. But we have to know for sure.
  867.  
  868. 184
  869. 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:10,071
  870. Can't just trust that it's candy. We got
  871. to find someone that's gonna try these.
  872.  
  873. 185
  874. 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,874
  875. Someone who doesn't
  876. have a fuck left to give.
  877.  
  878. 186
  879. 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,076
  880. I got a guy.
  881.  
  882. 187
  883. 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:36,619
  884. What I did here was I paired this train
  885. wreck which is a high-grade indica
  886.  
  887. 188
  888. 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:39,970
  889. with these Totino's gourmet pepperoni
  890. pizza brawls, girl. You like that?
  891.  
  892. 189
  893. 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:42,712
  894. Wow, it's a really
  895. bold pairing, right.
  896.  
  897. 190
  898. 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,192
  899. I know, good looking.
  900.  
  901. 191
  902. 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,976
  903. Yeah, it really brings out
  904.  
  905. 192
  906. 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,848
  907. the subtle flavors
  908. of the microwaved meat.
  909.  
  910. 193
  911. 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,631
  912. Hey, don't even trip
  913. on that, check this out.
  914.  
  915. 194
  916. 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,722
  917. I'm just gonna
  918. sprinkle a little kefir here.
  919.  
  920. 195
  921. 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,289
  922. I call that kefir savoring.
  923.  
  924. 196
  925. 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,901
  926. Yeah.
  927.  
  928. 197
  929. 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:02,253
  930. Kefir savoring
  931. is too intense for my taste.
  932.  
  933. 198
  934. 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,994
  935. Don't trip, suck on this.
  936.  
  937. 199
  938. 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,432
  939. - Hmm.
  940. - You like that?
  941.  
  942. 200
  943. 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,870
  944. The Alexander the Great
  945. Party Pop.
  946.  
  947. 201
  948. 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,785
  949. Cools down the richness
  950. of the kefir savoring.
  951.  
  952. 202
  953. 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,830
  954. - Wow.
  955. - Wow, mm-hmm.
  956.  
  957. 203
  958. 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,398
  959. Real... Wow, really
  960. another great pairing, Rawhide.
  961.  
  962. 204
  963. 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,965
  964. - Yeah, I know.
  965. - It's great.
  966.  
  967. 205
  968. 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,443
  969. You have a very
  970. sophisticated palate.
  971.  
  972. 206
  973. 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,664
  974. Appreciate it,
  975. right on.
  976.  
  977. 207
  978. 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,406
  979. - So we did come here for a reason.
  980. - Yeah, wassup?
  981.  
  982. 208
  983. 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,450
  984. - Yeah, uh, we found these pills.
  985. - Oh, give them to me.
  986.  
  987. 209
  988. 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,409
  989. - We're not sure...
  990. - We don't know if they're any good.
  991.  
  992. 210
  993. 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,368
  994. Or poisonous.
  995.  
  996. 211
  997. 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,282
  998. Don't trip, I'll go take them.
  999.  
  1000. 212
  1001. 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,023
  1002. Okay. Take it.
  1003.  
  1004. 213
  1005. 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,635
  1006. No, Imma go take 'em.
  1007.  
  1008. 214
  1009. 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,419
  1010. Go ahead and take it.
  1011.  
  1012. 215
  1013. 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,639
  1014. Oh, no, no, no, Imma go take.
  1015.  
  1016. 216
  1017. 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,946
  1018. - Go ahead and... take it.
  1019. - Take it.
  1020.  
  1021. 217
  1022. 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:47,559
  1023. - No, Imma go.
  1024. - Oh.
  1025.  
  1026. 218
  1027. 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,866
  1028. - He's gonna put it in his penis hole?
  1029. - Penis hole?
  1030.  
  1031. 219
  1032. 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,127
  1033. That's the first hole
  1034. you think of?
  1035.  
  1036. 220
  1037. 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,521
  1038. Where else would he put it?
  1039.  
  1040. 221
  1041. 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,044
  1042. Who puts things
  1043. in their penis hole?
  1044.  
  1045. 222
  1046. 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,219
  1047. Japanese.
  1048.  
  1049. 223
  1050. 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,438
  1051. Rhetorical question.
  1052.  
  1053. 224
  1054. 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,222
  1055. He's putting it in his anus.
  1056.  
  1057. 225
  1058. 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,268
  1059. Oh, that's the 3rd hole
  1060. I was gonna say.
  1061.  
  1062. 226
  1063. 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,270
  1064. The 3rd?
  1065.  
  1066. 227
  1067. 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,097
  1068. Well, I stole
  1069. the cookies from the cookie jar.
  1070.  
  1071. 228
  1072. 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:07,144
  1073. Who me? Yes, you. It could be.
  1074.  
  1075. 229
  1076. 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:11,714
  1077. Then who? The hoes.
  1078. Hand-job, baby.
  1079.  
  1080. 230
  1081. 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:15,065
  1082. Oh, ooh,
  1083. look at you, little manna.
  1084.  
  1085. 231
  1086. 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,285
  1087. I wouldn't let you
  1088. be out here by yourself.
  1089.  
  1090. 232
  1091. 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,287
  1092. Rawhide, I want you
  1093. to fuck me in the mouth.
  1094.  
  1095. 233
  1096. 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,682
  1097. - Fuck me in the mouth?
  1098. - I know.
  1099.  
  1100. 234
  1101. 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,074
  1102. What is that?
  1103.  
  1104. 235
  1105. 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,121
  1106. I can
  1107. show you the world.
  1108.  
  1109. 236
  1110. 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,514
  1111. - No one wants to see that.
  1112. - No, you can't.
  1113.  
  1114. 237
  1115. 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,820
  1116. Put it away, Princess Jasmine.
  1117.  
  1118. 238
  1119. 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:31,908
  1120. No.
  1121.  
  1122. 239
  1123. 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,651
  1124. Oh, ouch.
  1125.  
  1126. 240
  1127. 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:41,657
  1128. Chaite, Chai... Joe, ooh.
  1129.  
  1130. 241
  1131. 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,832
  1132. What are you doing?
  1133.  
  1134. 242
  1135. 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,225
  1136. Marketing, everyone's gonna
  1137.  
  1138. 243
  1139. 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,706
  1140. want these pills
  1141. when they see this.
  1142.  
  1143. 244
  1144. 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:52,668
  1145. - Ooh-we, I can suck my own dick.
  1146. - No, Rawhide.
  1147.  
  1148. 245
  1149. 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,192
  1150. No, you cannot.
  1151. That's not humanly possible.
  1152.  
  1153. 246
  1154. 00:11:55,236 --> 00:12:01,242
  1155. Oh, yeah, I can if I go back in time.
  1156. If I can go faster, I can do it.
  1157.  
  1158. 247
  1159. 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,810
  1160. I can reverse time just like
  1161. Superman, he saved Lois Lane.
  1162.  
  1163. 248
  1164. 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,637
  1165. Now he's using Superman-logic.
  1166.  
  1167. 249
  1168. 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,639
  1169. Imma suck this dick, watch this.
  1170.  
  1171. 250
  1172. 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,687
  1173. Whoa, he's really going for it.
  1174.  
  1175. 251
  1176. 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,777
  1177. - Oh, yeah.
  1178. - He might make it.
  1179.  
  1180. 252
  1181. 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:18,738
  1182. Ow, I can taste the tip.
  1183.  
  1184. 253
  1185. 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,610
  1186. I can suck my own dick.
  1187.  
  1188. 254
  1189. 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,788
  1190. Oh, yeah, it's working, baby.
  1191.  
  1192. 255
  1193. 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,269
  1194. Oh, yeah, wow.
  1195.  
  1196. 256
  1197. 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,577
  1198. I can taste the tip.
  1199.  
  1200. 257
  1201. 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,149
  1202. Our Taste the Tip video
  1203. has over 300,000 views.
  1204.  
  1205. 258
  1206. 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,108
  1207. Are we settled on
  1208. that name, Taste the Tip?
  1209.  
  1210. 259
  1211. 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,718
  1212. Okay, the comment section is
  1213.  
  1214. 260
  1215. 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,327
  1216. filled with
  1217. people's contact information.
  1218.  
  1219. 261
  1220. 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,939
  1221. Everyone is begging
  1222. to buy these pills.
  1223.  
  1224. 262
  1225. 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,418
  1226. We don't even
  1227. know what they are.
  1228.  
  1229. 263
  1230. 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,159
  1231. Are pill poppers
  1232. that discerning?
  1233.  
  1234. 264
  1235. 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:52,336
  1236. That's a good point,
  1237. but selling drugs?
  1238.  
  1239. 265
  1240. 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,947
  1241. - We're gonna be drug dealers?
  1242. - It's better than being petty thieves.
  1243.  
  1244. 266
  1245. 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:59,387
  1246. Is it? You know, I didn't force you
  1247. into having no marketable skill set.
  1248.  
  1249. 267
  1250. 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,867
  1251. Remember when I met you? You were
  1252. outside spinning signs, trying to
  1253.  
  1254. 268
  1255. 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,783
  1256. get people to
  1257. purchase Liberty Insurance.
  1258.  
  1259. 269
  1260. 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:07,308
  1261. Hey, my squat and pop was the
  1262. envy of all the other spinners.
  1263.  
  1264. 270
  1265. 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,788
  1266. Should you be
  1267. bragging about that?
  1268.  
  1269. 271
  1270. 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:14,532
  1271. - Oh, look who it is, Kaitlin.
  1272. - Uh, yeah, so?
  1273.  
  1274. 272
  1275. 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,927
  1276. She's just sending me
  1277. advert jobs that she found.
  1278.  
  1279. 273
  1280. 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:21,104
  1281. Oh, that's what this is. You're trying
  1282. to please her Khaleesi Kaitlin...
  1283.  
  1284. 274
  1285. 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,454
  1286. - No.
  1287. - ...Mother of Dragons, keeper of your nuts.
  1288.  
  1289. 275
  1290. 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,153
  1291. She's just being helpful.
  1292. She's making some really good points
  1293.  
  1294. 276
  1295. 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,198
  1296. on some of these 400 tests.
  1297.  
  1298. 277
  1299. 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,157
  1300. She's gonna eventually
  1301. trap you with a pregnancy.
  1302.  
  1303. 278
  1304. 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,161
  1305. - Molly.
  1306. - I'm telling you. I know her type.
  1307.  
  1308. 279
  1309. 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,118
  1310. - She's grooming you, getting you nice and soft.
  1311. - Okay.
  1312.  
  1313. 280
  1314. 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,206
  1315. And then she's gonna
  1316. bring you to the slaughter.
  1317.  
  1318. 281
  1319. 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,079
  1320. Because that's what marriage is?
  1321.  
  1322. 282
  1323. 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,908
  1324. - Yes, she's gonna have you bleed out slowly.
  1325. - Okay.
  1326.  
  1327. 283
  1328. 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,475
  1329. That's what marriage
  1330. is to me, pretty much.
  1331.  
  1332. 284
  1333. 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,304
  1334. I live with my thrice divorced,
  1335. barely functioning, alcoholic mother,
  1336.  
  1337. 285
  1338. 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,829
  1339. - what do you think?
  1340. - Who takes care of who in that situation?
  1341.  
  1342. 286
  1343. 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,873
  1344. No one knows.
  1345.  
  1346. 287
  1347. 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,485
  1348. We're just functionally
  1349. dependent and codependents.
  1350.  
  1351. 288
  1352. 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:57,880
  1353. It's nice. We both need
  1354. each other to an extreme.
  1355.  
  1356. 289
  1357. 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,883
  1358. Yeah, maybe Kaitlin's right.
  1359. Maybe I do need something more stable.
  1360.  
  1361. 290
  1362. 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,886
  1363. - Like selling drugs?
  1364. - I can't keep doing this hustle.
  1365.  
  1366. 291
  1367. 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,934
  1368. I'm tired of this. Stealing people's
  1369. watches, ripping people off.
  1370.  
  1371. 292
  1372. 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:13,330
  1373. We're doing them a service. We buy into the
  1374. delusion that they're being haunted, okay?
  1375.  
  1376. 293
  1377. 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,899
  1378. They feel better at the end. We get rid of
  1379. their demons and yeah, we make a little profit
  1380.  
  1381. 294
  1382. 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:22,035
  1383. - and you don't have to go around town doing your pooping squat.
  1384. - It's pop, squat and pop.
  1385.  
  1386. 295
  1387. 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,558
  1388. You look like you were taking a
  1389. dump out there, it's all I'm saying.
  1390.  
  1391. 296
  1392. 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:27,214
  1393. Alright, clearly, I'm the only
  1394. person who cares about our future.
  1395.  
  1396. 297
  1397. 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,086
  1398. Our future, yours and mine
  1399. or yours and Kaitlin's?
  1400.  
  1401. 298
  1402. 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,872
  1403. - Uh...
  1404. - Yeah, okay, well, whatever, mixed signals.
  1405.  
  1406. 299
  1407. 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:36,049
  1408. All I'm saying is
  1409. we can sell these for at
  1410.  
  1411. 300
  1412. 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:39,052
  1413. least 25 bucks each
  1414. and we have over 500 of them.
  1415.  
  1416. 301
  1417. 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,055
  1418. - Give me the list.
  1419. - Thank you.
  1420.  
  1421. 302
  1422. 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,101
  1423. - I'll take that one.
  1424. - Alright, fine.
  1425.  
  1426. 303
  1427. 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,016
  1428. I'll go to the cabin.
  1429.  
  1430. 304
  1431. 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,800
  1432. You go to the cabin.
  1433. I'll go to the cabin.
  1434.  
  1435. 305
  1436. 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,410
  1437. I'm not going to the cabin,
  1438. you go to the cabin.
  1439.  
  1440. 306
  1441. 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,543
  1442. Fine.
  1443. Okay, I'll take the restaurant
  1444.  
  1445. 307
  1446. 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,894
  1447. - 'cause you have food allergies.
  1448. - Okay.
  1449.  
  1450. 308
  1451. 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,852
  1452. - Are you still gluten sensitive?
  1453. - I have a number of things I really don't
  1454.  
  1455. 309
  1456. 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,653
  1457. wanna talk about
  1458. because you make fun of them.
  1459.  
  1460. 310
  1461. 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:02,336
  1462. I'm just saying you have a
  1463. lot of inflammation for a man.
  1464.  
  1465. 311
  1466. 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,121
  1467. Look at my skin, it's pale.
  1468. I'm not going to the beach, FYI.
  1469.  
  1470. 312
  1471. 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,428
  1472. You're pretty translucent,
  1473. I would not recommend that.
  1474.  
  1475. 313
  1476. 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,231
  1477. We don't want to
  1478. startle people at the beach.
  1479.  
  1480. 314
  1481. 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,780
  1482. - Fine, we'll do this and then meet back.
  1483. - Cool.
  1484.  
  1485. 315
  1486. 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,957
  1487. I don't like this. I just want the record
  1488. to show I think this is a bad idea.
  1489.  
  1490. 316
  1491. 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,959
  1492. Great,
  1493. that probably means it's great.
  1494.  
  1495. 317
  1496. 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,395
  1497. - Well, let's do this.
  1498. - Alright.
  1499.  
  1500. 318
  1501. 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,752
  1502. - I see a lot of girls every week.
  1503. - Right.
  1504.  
  1505. 319
  1506. 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,450
  1507. But I'm really looking
  1508. for somebody really special,
  1509.  
  1510. 320
  1511. 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,801
  1512. somebody who's got that special
  1513. quality that you never see.
  1514.  
  1515. 321
  1516. 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:20,675
  1517. I want girls that really wanna make
  1518. some money in this business, okay?
  1519.  
  1520. 322
  1521. 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,418
  1522. - Yeah, of course.
  1523. - I can get you the job, but in order for
  1524.  
  1525. 323
  1526. 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:29,075
  1527. - you to make money, you have to put up the extra effort.
  1528. - I could do a little extra.
  1529.  
  1530. 324
  1531. 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:32,774
  1532. Alright, great, so why-why
  1533. don't you just get comfortable.
  1534.  
  1535. 325
  1536. 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,343
  1537. One sec.
  1538.  
  1539. 326
  1540. 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,088
  1541. Good, good, you're just in time.
  1542.  
  1543. 327
  1544. 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,352
  1545. - What's going on here?
  1546. - Why, you wanna work with us?
  1547.  
  1548. 328
  1549. 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,049
  1550. You know, I can work with you.
  1551.  
  1552. 329
  1553. 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,269
  1554. You know, you make
  1555. very good content, you know?
  1556.  
  1557. 330
  1558. 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,400
  1559. Taste the Tip and all.
  1560.  
  1561. 331
  1562. 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:51,445
  1563. That was great.
  1564.  
  1565. 332
  1566. 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,533
  1567. What?
  1568.  
  1569. 333
  1570. 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,448
  1571. Alright.
  1572.  
  1573. 334
  1574. 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,061
  1575. No, no, cut.
  1576.  
  1577. 335
  1578. 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,020
  1579. Wha... what is this?
  1580.  
  1581. 336
  1582. 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,502
  1583. You are disgusting.
  1584. You're ridiculous.
  1585.  
  1586. 337
  1587. 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,906
  1588. What do you think, she's put
  1589. on this planet just to be there
  1590.  
  1591. 338
  1592. 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,595
  1593. for you and your friends to
  1594. suckle jerk each other off? No.
  1595.  
  1596. 339
  1597. 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,380
  1598. This girl's got
  1599. dreams and aspirations.
  1600.  
  1601. 340
  1602. 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:18,602
  1603. She's someone's daughter,
  1604. someone's single mom. For shame.
  1605.  
  1606. 341
  1607. 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,649
  1608. - What's your name, sweetheart?
  1609. - Melanie Melons.
  1610.  
  1611. 342
  1612. 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:25,174
  1613. No, no, the name your poor
  1614. excuse for parents gave you.
  1615.  
  1616. 343
  1617. 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,697
  1618. Trinity.
  1619.  
  1620. 344
  1621. 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,525
  1622. Alright,
  1623. you never had a chance, did you?
  1624.  
  1625. 345
  1626. 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,267
  1627. Listen, you're gonna get
  1628. in a career college, alright?
  1629.  
  1630. 346
  1631. 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,530
  1632. - College?
  1633. - You start online. That's right.
  1634.  
  1635. 347
  1636. 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,140
  1637. - You're gonna take some courses, maybe become a dental hygienist.
  1638. - But I... I...
  1639.  
  1640. 348
  1641. 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,793
  1642. Listen, you wanna be an actress?
  1643. We're gonna go
  1644.  
  1645. 349
  1646. 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,491
  1647. to Groundlings, you'll take
  1648. some acting classes,
  1649.  
  1650. 350
  1651. 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,929
  1652. maybe do a one-woman show,
  1653. get some comedy in you.
  1654.  
  1655. 351
  1656. 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,062
  1657. Let's go, Melons.
  1658. Let's get you out of here.
  1659.  
  1660. 352
  1661. 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,152
  1662. - Give me 30 right now, I need it for my flan.
  1663. - Okay.
  1664.  
  1665. 353
  1666. 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,198
  1667. - Everyone loves his desserts.
  1668. - Oh, now I know why.
  1669.  
  1670. 354
  1671. 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:52,201
  1672. - But you can't have any.
  1673. - Thanks for offering.
  1674.  
  1675. 355
  1676. 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:57,076
  1677. - I'm hungry. I want a PB&J, no crust.
  1678. - What?
  1679.  
  1680. 356
  1681. 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,166
  1682. A two-star Michelin chef does not
  1683. make food for a barnyard horse.
  1684.  
  1685. 357
  1686. 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:04,909
  1687. Fuck you, JO, you fucking ass.
  1688. You fucking asshole.
  1689.  
  1690. 358
  1691. 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,910
  1692. Would you stay with a guy
  1693. who never ever went down on you?
  1694.  
  1695. 359
  1696. 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,566
  1697. Go down or go home. That's
  1698. a breach of contract, buddy.
  1699.  
  1700. 360
  1701. 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,003
  1702. I know you know how to cook,
  1703. but not how to eat.
  1704.  
  1705. 361
  1706. 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,791
  1707. Your food needs seasoning, dick.
  1708.  
  1709. 362
  1710. 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,966
  1711. Fuck.
  1712.  
  1713. 363
  1714. 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,144
  1715. Nice doing business with you.
  1716.  
  1717. 364
  1718. 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,580
  1719. Stop looking at her.
  1720.  
  1721. 365
  1722. 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,111
  1723. Come in.
  1724.  
  1725. 366
  1726. 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,246
  1727. No, come in here.
  1728.  
  1729. 367
  1730. 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,509
  1731. - No.
  1732. - Okay. Nice to meet you.
  1733.  
  1734. 368
  1735. 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,380
  1736. There was more room
  1737. over on that end of the couch.
  1738.  
  1739. 369
  1740. 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,339
  1741. Next to us.
  1742.  
  1743. 370
  1744. 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,386
  1745. You guys are on giggling.
  1746. Telling jokes?
  1747.  
  1748. 371
  1749. 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,879
  1750. Are you guys watching
  1751. a funny Kevin Hart movie?
  1752.  
  1753. 372
  1754. 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:54,437
  1755. - Taste the Tip pills.
  1756. - Oh, yeah.
  1757.  
  1758. 373
  1759. 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,223
  1760. You guys saw the
  1761. video, yeah, but you guys ordered
  1762.  
  1763. 374
  1764. 00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,182
  1765. 45 of the pills and there's only
  1766. two of you here, so that's...
  1767.  
  1768. 375
  1769. 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,140
  1770. Meow.
  1771.  
  1772. 376
  1773. 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,183
  1774. What?
  1775.  
  1776. 377
  1777. 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,621
  1778. - Meow.
  1779. - What?
  1780.  
  1781. 378
  1782. 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,275
  1783. - Meow. Meow, meow.
  1784. - That's okay,
  1785.  
  1786. 379
  1787. 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,199
  1788. you guys don't have
  1789. to make those sound effects.
  1790.  
  1791. 380
  1792. 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,887
  1793. - Uh.
  1794. - Kitty bath.
  1795.  
  1796. 381
  1797. 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,325
  1798. - I don't need a kitty.
  1799. - You do.
  1800.  
  1801. 382
  1802. 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:16,285
  1803. - Like hell you do.
  1804. - I don't want a kitty. I don't want a kitty cat.
  1805.  
  1806. 383
  1807. 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,984
  1808. I hate cats or titty
  1809. tickle or anything else.
  1810.  
  1811. 384
  1812. 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,041
  1813. Where's
  1814. the goddamn teapot?
  1815.  
  1816. 385
  1817. 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,131
  1818. Damn it.
  1819.  
  1820. 386
  1821. 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,109
  1822. Have you seen
  1823. my mother's teapot?
  1824.  
  1825. 387
  1826. 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,791
  1827. I stashed the last
  1828. bit of pills in there.
  1829.  
  1830. 388
  1831. 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,924
  1832. Ever since we killed that guy,
  1833. we've been hearing things.
  1834.  
  1835. 389
  1836. 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,928
  1837. You're about to hear
  1838. your skulls hit the pavement.
  1839.  
  1840. 390
  1841. 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:53,235
  1842. - Who the fuck was here?
  1843. - We called these demon cleaners.
  1844.  
  1845. 391
  1846. 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,282
  1847. You let motherfucking strangers
  1848. into my place of business?
  1849.  
  1850. 392
  1851. 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,328
  1852. We had to.
  1853.  
  1854. 393
  1855. 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,245
  1856. What the fuck are you twatholes
  1857. standing around for?
  1858.  
  1859. 394
  1860. 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,420
  1861. Find them.
  1862.  
  1863. 395
  1864. 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,465
  1865. Go.
  1866.  
  1867. 396
  1868. 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,553
  1869. Jesus Christ.
  1870.  
  1871. 397
  1872. 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,869
  1873. Okay, guns and ammo division
  1874. is doing really good.
  1875.  
  1876. 398
  1877. 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,871
  1878. If you get four people
  1879. to sign up under you
  1880.  
  1881. 399
  1882. 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,395
  1883. your business
  1884. starts to work for you.
  1885.  
  1886. 400
  1887. 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,179
  1888. We're not selling guns.
  1889.  
  1890. 401
  1891. 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,660
  1892. We're selling the opportunity
  1893. to run your own business.
  1894.  
  1895. 402
  1896. 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,705
  1897. That's right,
  1898. with a starter gun kit at only
  1899.  
  1900. 403
  1901. 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,882
  1902. $250, you're on your way
  1903. to becoming your own boss.
  1904.  
  1905. 404
  1906. 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,971
  1907. Yo, I already got
  1908. three underneath me, homes.
  1909.  
  1910. 405
  1911. 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,538
  1912. You're on your way to becoming
  1913. head distributor of your territory.
  1914.  
  1915. 406
  1916. 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:40,848
  1917. - Hell, yeah, that's right. That's what I'm talking about.
  1918. - Okay, next topic.
  1919.  
  1920. 407
  1921. 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,546
  1922. - Movie night last week was a big bust.
  1923. - What?
  1924.  
  1925. 408
  1926. 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,983
  1927. Paul Blart,
  1928. Mall Cop got great reviews.
  1929.  
  1930. 409
  1931. 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,334
  1932. The sequel was
  1933. much stronger in terms
  1934.  
  1935. 410
  1936. 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,814
  1937. of character development,
  1938. ese.
  1939.  
  1940. 411
  1941. 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,340
  1942. Listen, I told you
  1943. we should've gone with Magic Mike XL.
  1944.  
  1945. 412
  1946. 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:58,996
  1947. It's a masterpiece with a good story
  1948. arc, pendejos. Okay, back to business.
  1949.  
  1950. 413
  1951. 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,217
  1952. We got major competition
  1953. in our Ecstasy and pill market.
  1954.  
  1955. 414
  1956. 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,306
  1957. Hey, it's not my fucking fault.
  1958.  
  1959. 415
  1960. 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,787
  1961. Someone's out
  1962. there with better shit.
  1963.  
  1964. 416
  1965. 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:11,835
  1966. This fool took it, reversed time
  1967. just so he can go suck his own dick.
  1968.  
  1969. 417
  1970. 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:15,056
  1971. - What the fu...
  1972. - I can't fucking compete with that shit.
  1973.  
  1974. 418
  1975. 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,884
  1976. They even have
  1977. video, ese, taking
  1978.  
  1979. 419
  1980. 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,625
  1981. advantage of
  1982. social media and shit.
  1983.  
  1984. 420
  1985. 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:19,713
  1986. Check it out.
  1987.  
  1988. 421
  1989. 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:28,417
  1990. - O-wee, I can suck my own dick.
  1991. - No, Rawhide, no you cannot.
  1992.  
  1993. 422
  1994. 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:33,292
  1995. - That's not humanly possible.
  1996. - Oh, yeah, I can if I go back in time.
  1997.  
  1998. 423
  1999. 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,468
  2000. If I can go
  2001. faster, I can do it.
  2002.  
  2003. 424
  2004. 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,905
  2005. I can reverse time just like
  2006. Superman, he saved Lois Lane.
  2007.  
  2008. 425
  2009. 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,080
  2010. Imma suck this dick.
  2011.  
  2012. 426
  2013. 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,734
  2014. Imma suck this dick, watch this.
  2015.  
  2016. 427
  2017. 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,478
  2018. Oh, that's some
  2019. fucking sick ass shit.
  2020.  
  2021. 428
  2022. 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,568
  2023. - I can taste the tip.
  2024. - Fuck.
  2025.  
  2026. 429
  2027. 00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,831
  2028. - No.
  2029. - I can suck my own dick.
  2030.  
  2031. 430
  2032. 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,398
  2033. - What the...
  2034. - Nasty shit.
  2035.  
  2036. 431
  2037. 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,138
  2038. Fucking gross, man,
  2039. put that shit away.
  2040.  
  2041. 432
  2042. 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:58,360
  2043. Everyone knows
  2044. that.
  2045.  
  2046. 433
  2047. 00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,708
  2048. - That's right. That's it.
  2049. - That's it, homie.
  2050.  
  2051. 434
  2052. 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,668
  2053. - Come on.
  2054. - Bring them to me dead.
  2055.  
  2056. 435
  2057. 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,365
  2058. Or alive?
  2059.  
  2060. 436
  2061. 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,413
  2062. Dead.
  2063.  
  2064. 437
  2065. 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,154
  2066. O... okay, I change my mind.
  2067.  
  2068. 438
  2069. 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,810
  2070. Let's start with alive
  2071. and rotate onto dead.
  2072.  
  2073. 439
  2074. 00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:15,159
  2075. Where the fuck you been?
  2076.  
  2077. 440
  2078. 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,726
  2079. Oh, I am so sorry.
  2080.  
  2081. 441
  2082. 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:20,121
  2083. That's the last
  2084. we have, so enjoy.
  2085.  
  2086. 442
  2087. 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,383
  2088. Okay, smells good.
  2089.  
  2090. 443
  2091. 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,776
  2092. Thank you.
  2093.  
  2094. 444
  2095. 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,430
  2096. Next time don't
  2097. waste my time, you know.
  2098.  
  2099. 445
  2100. 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,995
  2101. I ain't got time to just
  2102. sit around and wait on your ass.
  2103.  
  2104. 446
  2105. 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,433
  2106. - No, you look busy.
  2107. - Alright.
  2108.  
  2109. 447
  2110. 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,478
  2111. I'm just gonna get going,
  2112. so thanks so much.
  2113.  
  2114. 448
  2115. 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,698
  2116. They call me Spanks
  2117. because I keep shit tight.
  2118.  
  2119. 449
  2120. 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,396
  2121. And you smell like ass crack?
  2122.  
  2123. 450
  2124. 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,050
  2125. You know what,
  2126.  
  2127. 451
  2128. 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,008
  2129. you funny,
  2130. but I bet you like to suck dick.
  2131.  
  2132. 452
  2133. 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:42,143
  2134. Whoa, don't know how the two are
  2135. related, but I don't like sucking dick.
  2136.  
  2137. 453
  2138. 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:45,625
  2139. - Yeah, I bet you do.
  2140. - No, and anyone who says they like it is lying to you.
  2141.  
  2142. 454
  2143. 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:48,541
  2144. Have I done it? Yes.
  2145. Do I enjoy it? No.
  2146.  
  2147. 455
  2148. 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,585
  2149. I mean, if I've done something
  2150. wrong maybe I'll give one out.
  2151.  
  2152. 456
  2153. 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,501
  2154. An emergency blowjob,
  2155. I've given,
  2156.  
  2157. 457
  2158. 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:55,286
  2159. but one for pleasure,
  2160. no, sir, sorry.
  2161.  
  2162. 458
  2163. 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,766
  2164. Let's go grab something to eat.
  2165.  
  2166. 459
  2167. 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,768
  2168. Thank you, but I had a
  2169. big breakfast, I'm not hungry.
  2170.  
  2171. 460
  2172. 00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:01,336
  2173. You can eat my dick.
  2174.  
  2175. 461
  2176. 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,121
  2177. Oh, God, you know,
  2178. do you know what that
  2179.  
  2180. 462
  2181. 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,515
  2182. would mean, if I took
  2183. your penis and ingested it?
  2184.  
  2185. 463
  2186. 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,213
  2187. That means you wouldn't have a penis.
  2188. You wouldn't have one.
  2189.  
  2190. 464
  2191. 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:11,345
  2192. You'd look down there, it'd
  2193. be bare. You'd be a Ken Doll.
  2194.  
  2195. 465
  2196. 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:14,349
  2197. You wouldn't have a dick,
  2198. and then who'd do the thinking for you?
  2199.  
  2200. 466
  2201. 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,133
  2202. Dyke.
  2203.  
  2204. 467
  2205. 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:17,917
  2206. That's the nicest thing
  2207. you've said to me, thank you.
  2208.  
  2209. 468
  2210. 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,136
  2211. - Excuse me.
  2212. - Kick rocks.
  2213.  
  2214. 469
  2215. 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,529
  2216. You kick rocks.
  2217.  
  2218. 470
  2219. 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,271
  2220. Hello?
  2221.  
  2222. 471
  2223. 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:24,359
  2224. Atticus.
  2225.  
  2226. 472
  2227. 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,013
  2228. Atticus, where are you?
  2229.  
  2230. 473
  2231. 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,232
  2232. I just lost a
  2233. street debate to a crackhead
  2234.  
  2235. 474
  2236. 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,452
  2237. about my dick sucking
  2238. preferences.
  2239.  
  2240. 475
  2241. 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,062
  2242. Hey, great story, Molly.
  2243.  
  2244. 476
  2245. 00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:34,500
  2246. I'm in a bit of a predicament.
  2247.  
  2248. 477
  2249. 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,327
  2250. Where in the name of fuck
  2251. are my pills?
  2252.  
  2253. 478
  2254. 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,938
  2255. Oh, hi.
  2256.  
  2257. 479
  2258. 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,419
  2259. Of course
  2260. I have your merchandise.
  2261.  
  2262. 480
  2263. 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,072
  2264. I can get it right back to you.
  2265.  
  2266. 481
  2267. 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,074
  2268. Well, I'm having a
  2269. small supply issue right now.
  2270.  
  2271. 482
  2272. 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:45,032
  2273. [Atticus screams]
  2274.  
  2275. 483
  2276. 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,730
  2277. Atticus? Atticus.
  2278.  
  2279. 484
  2280. 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:51,691
  2281. - What were you saying?
  2282. - Yeah, yeah, I... I have it. I have your stuff.
  2283.  
  2284. 485
  2285. 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:54,374
  2286. Because if you don't have what you
  2287. stole from me by tomorrow night,
  2288.  
  2289. 486
  2290. 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:55,956
  2291. I'm blowing your friend's brains
  2292.  
  2293. 487
  2294. 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,958
  2295. all over his
  2296. shitty outdated iPhone.
  2297.  
  2298. 488
  2299. 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,786
  2300. Okay, yeah,
  2301. just don't hurt him, okay.
  2302.  
  2303. 489
  2304. 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,398
  2305. Fuck.
  2306.  
  2307. 490
  2308. 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,443
  2309. Fuck.
  2310.  
  2311. 491
  2312. 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,883
  2313. Baby, baby, hey, hey, you okay?
  2314.  
  2315. 492
  2316. 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:11,885
  2317. I'm
  2318. really not okay and quite
  2319.  
  2320. 493
  2321. 00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:14,148
  2322. frankly, Spanks, you are
  2323. not qualified to help me.
  2324.  
  2325. 494
  2326. 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,192
  2327. I got what you need.
  2328.  
  2329. 495
  2330. 00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:16,367
  2331. Again with the penis.
  2332.  
  2333. 496
  2334. 00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,065
  2335. I don't want to eat your penis.
  2336.  
  2337. 497
  2338. 00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,284
  2339. Your penis as a food source
  2340. does not interest me.
  2341.  
  2342. 498
  2343. 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:23,418
  2344. - Come on, baby, you know me better than that.
  2345. - I really don't, Spanks.
  2346.  
  2347. 499
  2348. 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,898
  2349. But I know you
  2350.  
  2351. 500
  2352. 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:27,030
  2353. and you need
  2354. shit that you already sold.
  2355.  
  2356. 501
  2357. 00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:28,728
  2358. Were you listening
  2359. to my conversation?
  2360.  
  2361. 502
  2362. 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:32,383
  2363. I was and I'll take
  2364. that fucking money too.
  2365.  
  2366. 503
  2367. 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:35,169
  2368. - Fuck, Spanks.
  2369. - Come on.
  2370.  
  2371. 504
  2372. 00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,388
  2373. If I give you this money,
  2374. my friend's gonna die.
  2375.  
  2376. 505
  2377. 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:39,826
  2378. And if you don't
  2379. give it to me, you die.
  2380.  
  2381. 506
  2382. 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:43,786
  2383. - You wanna revisit that BJ idea?
  2384. - Had your fucking chance.
  2385.  
  2386. 507
  2387. 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,223
  2388. - Thank you.
  2389. - Well, you're not welcome.
  2390.  
  2391. 508
  2392. 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,531
  2393. Fuck.
  2394.  
  2395. 509
  2396. 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,505
  2397. Hi, I have some stuff to pawn.
  2398.  
  2399. 510
  2400. 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,724
  2401. Oh, you're in the right place.
  2402.  
  2403. 511
  2404. 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:12,162
  2405. Should we open the bag and see
  2406.  
  2407. 512
  2408. 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:15,078
  2409. what's in this big old
  2410. black bag of mystery, huh?
  2411.  
  2412. 513
  2413. 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:16,253
  2414. You like that.
  2415.  
  2416. 514
  2417. 00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:17,559
  2418. Tell me about this piece.
  2419.  
  2420. 515
  2421. 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,518
  2422. Well, it's for sale.
  2423.  
  2424. 516
  2425. 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:24,697
  2426. Yeah, tennis comes from the
  2427. Latin root word Tenetz Oralis,
  2428.  
  2429. 517
  2430. 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:28,135
  2431. which is, uh, to be crushed
  2432. or destroy with a racket.
  2433.  
  2434. 518
  2435. 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:31,051
  2436. I'm in a bit of a rush, I don't need
  2437. the whole backstory to all the...
  2438.  
  2439. 519
  2440. 00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:35,621
  2441. Yeah, well, Spalding '87,
  2442. that's a good year.
  2443.  
  2444. 520
  2445. 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:39,363
  2446. Oh, look at this,
  2447. the player was left-handed,
  2448.  
  2449. 521
  2450. 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:42,149
  2451. that's what these
  2452. indentations are right here.
  2453.  
  2454. 522
  2455. 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:45,369
  2456. You little lefty.
  2457. The high acidity level here.
  2458.  
  2459. 523
  2460. 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,633
  2461. We had a secreter.
  2462.  
  2463. 524
  2464. 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:52,855
  2465. PH like 6.5, 6.7,
  2466. probably not good at the game,
  2467.  
  2468. 525
  2469. 00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,075
  2470. that's why
  2471. the panic sweats are happening.
  2472.  
  2473. 526
  2474. 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,816
  2475. Getting all that
  2476. from huffing a racket?
  2477.  
  2478. 527
  2479. 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,426
  2480. Well, I'm an expert, pff.
  2481.  
  2482. 528
  2483. 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,734
  2484. Hmm, yeah, 10 bucks?
  2485.  
  2486. 529
  2487. 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,562
  2488. - 15.
  2489. - 20.
  2490.  
  2491. 530
  2492. 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:09,437
  2493. - Okay.
  2494. - Okay, he serves, he scores.
  2495.  
  2496. 531
  2497. 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,832
  2498. - Yeah.
  2499. - Oh, it's the candle stakeholders,
  2500.  
  2501. 532
  2502. 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,923
  2503. yield wax guzzlers is what we call 'em.
  2504. Very nice.
  2505.  
  2506. 533
  2507. 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,403
  2508. You girls are
  2509. thirsty for some wax, huh?
  2510.  
  2511. 534
  2512. 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:22,319
  2513. You know,
  2514. villagers would put these in
  2515.  
  2516. 535
  2517. 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:25,148
  2518. the windows just to
  2519. alert of the incoming rapists.
  2520.  
  2521. 536
  2522. 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,237
  2523. I think they just
  2524. help people see in the dark.
  2525.  
  2526. 537
  2527. 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,370
  2528. Well, they do that,
  2529. but they also
  2530.  
  2531. 538
  2532. 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:32,634
  2533. alert the presence of
  2534. rapists who travel in the dark.
  2535.  
  2536. 539
  2537. 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,637
  2538. In the dark, yeah. I didn't
  2539. think about it like that.
  2540.  
  2541. 540
  2542. 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,508
  2543. - Mm-hmm, you got to.
  2544. - Yeah.
  2545.  
  2546. 541
  2547. 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,640
  2548. - 15.
  2549. - 20.
  2550.  
  2551. 542
  2552. 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:39,772
  2553. - 25.
  2554. - 30.
  2555.  
  2556. 543
  2557. 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,295
  2558. 35.
  2559.  
  2560. 544
  2561. 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,689
  2562. You're a brutal
  2563. negotiator, sir, okay.
  2564.  
  2565. 545
  2566. 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:44,994
  2567. Thank you.
  2568.  
  2569. 546
  2570. 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:46,300
  2571. I am fearless.
  2572.  
  2573. 547
  2574. 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:50,739
  2575. Oh, pearls.
  2576.  
  2577. 548
  2578. 00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,480
  2579. Fun, fun, fun.
  2580.  
  2581. 549
  2582. 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:55,178
  2583. You know pearls are
  2584. the gossip girls of the sea.
  2585.  
  2586. 550
  2587. 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:56,701
  2588. - I didn't know that.
  2589. - That's what they call them.
  2590.  
  2591. 551
  2592. 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,138
  2593. You, uh,
  2594. hold one up to your ear,
  2595.  
  2596. 552
  2597. 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,792
  2598. you can
  2599. hear sounds from the ocean.
  2600.  
  2601. 553
  2602. 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,837
  2603. Um, I think you mean seashells.
  2604.  
  2605. 554
  2606. 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:05,406
  2607. No, no, a pearl is gonna tell
  2608. you things that seashell won't.
  2609.  
  2610. 555
  2611. 00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:09,192
  2612. - Oh.
  2613. - Hey, that's what she said.
  2614.  
  2615. 556
  2616. 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:11,804
  2617. - Okay.
  2618. - Oh, what?
  2619.  
  2620. 557
  2621. 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,589
  2622. No, I can't say that right now,
  2623. she's standing right here.
  2624.  
  2625. 558
  2626. 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,026
  2627. I'm not gonna tell
  2628. her that.
  2629.  
  2630. 559
  2631. 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,680
  2632. I hate to break up
  2633. this gossip session.
  2634.  
  2635. 560
  2636. 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,290
  2637. A real chatty Cathy there, huh?
  2638.  
  2639. 561
  2640. 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,379
  2641. What am I going to say to her,
  2642. I like her shape?
  2643.  
  2644. 562
  2645. 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:25,687
  2646. Okay, okay, we'll
  2647. both hang up at the same time.
  2648.  
  2649. 563
  2650. 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:28,210
  2651. Yeah, let's hang up the same time.
  2652. Let's just finish the conversation.
  2653.  
  2654. 564
  2655. 00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:29,299
  2656. Alright.
  2657.  
  2658. 565
  2659. 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,606
  2660. And that right there.
  2661.  
  2662. 566
  2663. 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,653
  2664. Is that what I think it is?
  2665.  
  2666. 567
  2667. 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,045
  2668. What do you think it is?
  2669.  
  2670. 568
  2671. 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,568
  2672. A Valerian silver spoon.
  2673.  
  2674. 569
  2675. 00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,570
  2676. The sword medal
  2677. from Game of Thrones.
  2678.  
  2679. 570
  2680. 00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,878
  2681. - Precisely.
  2682. - Yeah, yeah, that's definitely what that is.
  2683.  
  2684. 571
  2685. 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,314
  2686. Yeah.
  2687.  
  2688. 572
  2689. 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:46,273
  2690. Ah, it's got some weight to it.
  2691.  
  2692. 573
  2693. 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,408
  2694. Praise be
  2695. the Seven Kingdoms, it is.
  2696.  
  2697. 574
  2698. 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:55,717
  2699. I'll give you whatever I have
  2700. and my undying devotion.
  2701.  
  2702. 575
  2703. 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,153
  2704. I'll just take the cash.
  2705.  
  2706. 576
  2707. 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,677
  2708. I need this.
  2709.  
  2710. 577
  2711. 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,810
  2712. - You can, you... It's yours.
  2713. - Thank you.
  2714.  
  2715. 578
  2716. 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:02,854
  2717. Thank you.
  2718.  
  2719. 579
  2720. 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:07,249
  2721. Jackpot.
  2722.  
  2723. 580
  2724. 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,995
  2725. What the hell are you doing?
  2726.  
  2727. 581
  2728. 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:15,215
  2729. It's a... You've never
  2730. heard of a honey facial?
  2731.  
  2732. 582
  2733. 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:16,738
  2734. - No.
  2735. - Oh, it's great.
  2736.  
  2737. 583
  2738. 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,043
  2739. - A honey mask?
  2740. - Oh, they're good.
  2741.  
  2742. 584
  2743. 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,393
  2744. No, that sounds filthy.
  2745.  
  2746. 585
  2747. 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:20,742
  2748. Oh, no, it's great, it's-it's
  2749.  
  2750. 586
  2751. 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,744
  2752. actually clean
  2753. because it sucks all
  2754.  
  2755. 587
  2756. 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:26,226
  2757. the bacteria out of your pores
  2758. leaving you smooth and silky.
  2759.  
  2760. 588
  2761. 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,097
  2762. Oh my God, I'll try that.
  2763.  
  2764. 589
  2765. 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,752
  2766. Yes, you ever seen
  2767. a bee with a wrinkle?
  2768.  
  2769. 590
  2770. 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,972
  2771. - No. They haven't got it.
  2772. - No. I haven't.
  2773.  
  2774. 591
  2775. 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:36,627
  2776. - Oh, ow, it's like tingling.
  2777. - It's tingling?
  2778.  
  2779. 592
  2780. 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,805
  2781. - It's working, that means it's working.
  2782. - Great. Do I dab it or...
  2783.  
  2784. 593
  2785. 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:41,545
  2786. No, it'll burn to
  2787. a point where you're
  2788.  
  2789. 594
  2790. 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:44,592
  2791. like, "Oh, oh, do I need
  2792. to go to see a professional?"
  2793.  
  2794. 595
  2795. 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,246
  2796. Yeah, this is like just honey?
  2797.  
  2798. 596
  2799. 00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,378
  2800. That's when you wash it off.
  2801.  
  2802. 597
  2803. 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,250
  2804. Mm-hmm, that's organic honey.
  2805.  
  2806. 598
  2807. 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:51,946
  2808. Inspector Reyes,
  2809. did you get the video?
  2810.  
  2811. 599
  2812. 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:55,298
  2813. - It was sent 45 minutes ago.
  2814. - Go for dispatch.
  2815.  
  2816. 600
  2817. 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,038
  2818. Please confirm
  2819. received the video evidence.
  2820.  
  2821. 601
  2822. 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,389
  2823. That's a negative dispatch,
  2824. we didn't get a video.
  2825.  
  2826. 602
  2827. 00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:02,305
  2828. Yeah, we didn't get a video.
  2829. What are they talking about a video?
  2830.  
  2831. 603
  2832. 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,480
  2833. - We didn't get a video.
  2834. - We didn't get a video, they're trying to sandbag.
  2835.  
  2836. 604
  2837. 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:06,396
  2838. You guys don't want us
  2839. to solve this, do you?
  2840.  
  2841. 605
  2842. 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,443
  2843. - Don't sandbag us.
  2844. - I've seen this before.
  2845.  
  2846. 606
  2847. 00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:13,534
  2848. - These bees are crazy creatures.
  2849. - They send us.
  2850.  
  2851. 607
  2852. 00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:15,188
  2853. Oh, they did send us something.
  2854.  
  2855. 608
  2856. 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,102
  2857. - Oh, they did, okay.
  2858. - They sent... Okay, it's on...
  2859.  
  2860. 609
  2861. 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,582
  2862. Sometimes it goes
  2863. to your junk mail.
  2864.  
  2865. 610
  2866. 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,149
  2867. Hold it, it ju... What?
  2868.  
  2869. 611
  2870. 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,890
  2871. Sometimes it-
  2872. things go to your junk mail.
  2873.  
  2874. 612
  2875. 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:23,196
  2876. Dispatch, are you still there?
  2877.  
  2878. 613
  2879. 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:24,850
  2880. - Copy.
  2881. - We got it.
  2882.  
  2883. 614
  2884. 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,634
  2885. - We're all here.
  2886. - We got it now.
  2887.  
  2888. 615
  2889. 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,113
  2890. - It was in a junk file.
  2891. - Well, it wasn't in a junk file,
  2892.  
  2893. 616
  2894. 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,986
  2895. - but sometimes that happens.
  2896. - We got it.
  2897.  
  2898. 617
  2899. 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:34,294
  2900. Sometimes things are in junk files, so
  2901. we don't, you know, get all our emails.
  2902.  
  2903. 618
  2904. 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,819
  2905. - You're lucky this time.
  2906. - Okay.
  2907.  
  2908. 619
  2909. 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,995
  2910. Does this car
  2911. have a honey holder?
  2912.  
  2913. 620
  2914. 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:43,738
  2915. No, this is like... I'll tell you how
  2916. to... Is there like a cap on these?
  2917.  
  2918. 621
  2919. 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,902
  2920. - Yeah. There's a lot of honey.
  2921. - Oh, I got the video.
  2922.  
  2923. 622
  2924. 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:48,656
  2925. - Okay, okay, great. Okay.
  2926. - You know what?
  2927.  
  2928. 623
  2929. 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:51,137
  2930. You're gonna have to Sp...
  2931. Come on, come on, you're
  2932.  
  2933. 624
  2934. 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:53,529
  2935. gonna have to spin around a lot
  2936. faster if you want to go back in time.
  2937.  
  2938. 625
  2939. 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:56,533
  2940. Oh, yeah, I mean... Do you think he's
  2941. got the tip? Is he tasting the tip?
  2942.  
  2943. 626
  2944. 00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:59,188
  2945. - I can taste the tip.
  2946. - Oh, wait. He's tasting the tip.
  2947.  
  2948. 627
  2949. 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:02,235
  2950. - He's tasting the tip. Oh my God, that is...
  2951. - Yes, victory.
  2952.  
  2953. 628
  2954. 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:05,368
  2955. Taste your tip.
  2956.  
  2957. 629
  2958. 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,196
  2959. Yeah, it's really great.
  2960.  
  2961. 630
  2962. 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,851
  2963. Woo. How about... We should...
  2964.  
  2965. 631
  2966. 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,939
  2967. - Thank you, dispatch.
  2968. - Mm-hmm. We should get back to the case.
  2969.  
  2970. 632
  2971. 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:16,989
  2972. - Yeah, sure.
  2973. - I have honey on the phone.
  2974.  
  2975. 633
  2976. 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:19,729
  2977. - Who do you think this is? Do you think this is the cartel?
  2978. - Yeah, probably.
  2979.  
  2980. 634
  2981. 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:22,821
  2982. - It's probably the...
  2983. - Uh, Los Robles, uh, Daddy Boy.
  2984.  
  2985. 635
  2986. 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,387
  2987. Mm-hmm. The Angry Samoans.
  2988.  
  2989. 636
  2990. 00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:26,476
  2991. - Pig Titans.
  2992. - The Muay Thais.
  2993.  
  2994. 637
  2995. 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,479
  2996. - Fruit Wranglers.
  2997. - And then Peto and his mom.
  2998.  
  2999. 638
  3000. 00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:32,351
  3001. Yeah. Peto and his mom is not really
  3002. a gang, they're just... they're just...
  3003.  
  3004. 639
  3005. 00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:35,050
  3006. - You ever met his mom?
  3007. - I'm so sticky.
  3008.  
  3009. 640
  3010. 00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:40,055
  3011. My Intel tells me that they moved
  3012. a teenth of Molly in one day.
  3013.  
  3014. 641
  3015. 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,449
  3016. - What, a full teenth?
  3017. - Yeah, do you want this stuff
  3018.  
  3019. 642
  3020. 00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:43,842
  3021. out on the streets
  3022. with your kids?
  3023.  
  3024. 643
  3025. 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,582
  3026. No. No, not my kids.
  3027.  
  3028. 644
  3029. 00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,106
  3030. I only get them
  3031. one weekend a month.
  3032.  
  3033. 645
  3034. 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:48,672
  3035. Aw, how's Trevor?
  3036.  
  3037. 646
  3038. 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:49,673
  3039. He's fine.
  3040.  
  3041. 647
  3042. 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:50,761
  3043. Yeah, so we got to...
  3044.  
  3045. 648
  3046. 00:30:50,805 --> 00:30:52,415
  3047. To just discover the tracks.
  3048.  
  3049. 649
  3050. 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:55,157
  3051. - Huh. Is it tingling now?
  3052. - I'm not.
  3053.  
  3054. 650
  3055. 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,854
  3056. I'm really liking the way
  3057. it's running down my face.
  3058.  
  3059. 651
  3060. 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,031
  3061. No, just keep that there
  3062. for like four hours.
  3063.  
  3064. 652
  3065. 00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:11,304
  3066. Rawhide, I'm so sorry
  3067. to bother you at work.
  3068.  
  3069. 653
  3070. 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:15,134
  3071. I need some of those pills
  3072. that you took the other night.
  3073.  
  3074. 654
  3075. 00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,398
  3076. Hell yeah, you do.
  3077.  
  3078. 655
  3079. 00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,356
  3080. That shit fucked me up, girl.
  3081.  
  3082. 656
  3083. 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,968
  3084. No, I need someone who's
  3085. going to sell me those pills.
  3086.  
  3087. 657
  3088. 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,579
  3089. Oh, you want to see my boy
  3090. Skullfucker over at MacArthur Park.
  3091.  
  3092. 658
  3093. 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:27,798
  3094. - You've been there?
  3095. - Not on purpose.
  3096.  
  3097. 659
  3098. 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,278
  3099. - I Don't trip.
  3100. - I won't trip.
  3101.  
  3102. 660
  3103. 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,672
  3104. Up on,
  3105. there's a doughnut shop,
  3106.  
  3107. 661
  3108. 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:34,240
  3109. Yim-Yum-Yums, you know them?
  3110.  
  3111. 662
  3112. 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,937
  3113. I... I'm familiar with the brand.
  3114.  
  3115. 663
  3116. 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,765
  3117. Those two Asian people,
  3118. two Yum-Yum-Yums.
  3119.  
  3120. 664
  3121. 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,028
  3122. You know them, alright.
  3123. Listen, they should know you.
  3124.  
  3125. 665
  3126. 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:43,162
  3127. - There's two taco trucks, a big ass house...
  3128. - Alright.
  3129.  
  3130. 666
  3131. 00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:45,511
  3132. ...and the smell of shit just
  3133. gone slap you just like that.
  3134.  
  3135. 667
  3136. 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:46,948
  3137. Do you have
  3138. like a street address?
  3139.  
  3140. 668
  3141. 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,689
  3142. Did I mention
  3143. the smell shit real quick.
  3144.  
  3145. 669
  3146. 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:49,733
  3147. You did.
  3148.  
  3149. 670
  3150. 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,083
  3151. Alright, that's the one.
  3152.  
  3153. 671
  3154. 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:53,476
  3155. - Okay, alright.
  3156. - You packing?
  3157.  
  3158. 672
  3159. 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,825
  3160. Like a snack?
  3161.  
  3162. 673
  3163. 00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,174
  3164. - I have a LUNA Bar.
  3165. - A LUNA Bar?
  3166.  
  3167. 674
  3168. 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,523
  3169. I'm talking about
  3170. urban accessories.
  3171.  
  3172. 675
  3173. 00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:59,047
  3174. Oh, like Fubu.
  3175.  
  3176. 676
  3177. 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,963
  3178. Ain't nobody talking
  3179. about no For Us By Us.
  3180.  
  3181. 677
  3182. 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:05,488
  3183. - I'm talking about some steel, some weapons.
  3184. - No, I'm unpacked.
  3185.  
  3186. 678
  3187. 00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:08,099
  3188. Alright, then you wanna see my
  3189. boy, Ulon, you know him, don't you?
  3190.  
  3191. 679
  3192. 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,624
  3193. I don't. I don't know any of
  3194. these people, Rawhide.
  3195.  
  3196. 680
  3197. 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,495
  3198. AKA the Sapporo, you know him.
  3199.  
  3200. 681
  3201. 00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:16,673
  3202. He's a former Tibetan monk,
  3203. who now sells
  3204.  
  3205. 682
  3206. 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,414
  3207. weapons and makes love to girls.
  3208.  
  3209. 683
  3210. 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,851
  3211. He's a former Tibetan monk
  3212. that sells guns?
  3213.  
  3214. 684
  3215. 00:32:20,895 --> 00:32:24,029
  3216. The niggas are violent.
  3217. That's my boy. See him.
  3218.  
  3219. 685
  3220. 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:25,856
  3221. Okay, I'm gonna get packed.
  3222.  
  3223. 686
  3224. 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,466
  3225. - I'm gonna go to Skullfucker.
  3226. - Alright.
  3227.  
  3228. 687
  3229. 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,163
  3230. - I'm gonna be right back.
  3231. - Yeah, yeah, alright..
  3232.  
  3233. 688
  3234. 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,558
  3235. You'll be here. You're not doing
  3236. anything else, right?
  3237.  
  3238. 689
  3239. 00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:35,431
  3240. - I ain't doing shit.
  3241. - I didn't think so. Okay, thanks.
  3242.  
  3243. 690
  3244. 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:37,433
  3245. I'm smoking shit.
  3246.  
  3247. 691
  3248. 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:41,741
  3249. Hey.
  3250.  
  3251. 692
  3252. 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:46,181
  3253. I am so sorry to
  3254. interrupt your meditation.
  3255.  
  3256. 693
  3257. 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:49,054
  3258. Rawhide sent me here
  3259. to get some weaponry.
  3260.  
  3261. 694
  3262. 00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:50,577
  3263. Uh, yes.
  3264.  
  3265. 695
  3266. 00:32:54,494 --> 00:32:59,760
  3267. Hmm, hmm, uh,
  3268. hmm mumbles:. Huh.
  3269.  
  3270. 696
  3271. 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:03,764
  3272. - Someone has stolen something from you, yes?
  3273. - Yes.
  3274.  
  3275. 697
  3276. 00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,897
  3277. - Mmm, what did he take?
  3278. - Took... took my money.
  3279.  
  3280. 698
  3281. 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:09,509
  3282. - Wrong.
  3283. - No, he took like $10,000.
  3284.  
  3285. 699
  3286. 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:14,035
  3287. No, he has stolen
  3288. the inner warrior from you.
  3289.  
  3290. 700
  3291. 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:18,300
  3292. You must birth him again, feel him
  3293. grow stronger inside of your womb.
  3294.  
  3295. 701
  3296. 00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:19,475
  3297. Can I get him out now?
  3298.  
  3299. 702
  3300. 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:23,044
  3301. No, he is far from ready.
  3302.  
  3303. 703
  3304. 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:26,004
  3305. - Do you feel him kicking?
  3306. - Sure.
  3307.  
  3308. 704
  3309. 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,789
  3310. Can I just get
  3311. a gun or something?
  3312.  
  3313. 705
  3314. 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:32,967
  3315. Foolish child.
  3316.  
  3317. 706
  3318. 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,753
  3319. You cannot choose the weapon,
  3320. the weapon chooses you.
  3321.  
  3322. 707
  3323. 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:38,973
  3324. Okay, great.
  3325.  
  3326. 708
  3327. 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:54,206
  3328. Now clench your womb.
  3329. Are you clenching it?
  3330.  
  3331. 709
  3332. 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:57,861
  3333. - Yes, yes, it's clenched.
  3334. - Now grunt from your uterus.
  3335.  
  3336. 710
  3337. 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,604
  3338. The uterus grunt.
  3339.  
  3340. 711
  3341. 00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:03,302
  3342. Again.
  3343.  
  3344. 712
  3345. 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:05,782
  3346. Again.
  3347.  
  3348. 713
  3349. 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:12,311
  3350. No.
  3351.  
  3352. 714
  3353. 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,707
  3354. Mmm... huh!
  3355.  
  3356. 715
  3357. 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:35,551
  3358. Now, loosen your fallopian tube
  3359. as you focus on this orange.
  3360.  
  3361. 716
  3362. 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:38,250
  3363. Can we stay out of my
  3364. reproductive system for a second?
  3365.  
  3366. 717
  3367. 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:42,384
  3368. And the uterus grunt.
  3369.  
  3370. 718
  3371. 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:48,129
  3372. No.
  3373.  
  3374. 719
  3375. 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,348
  3376. No!
  3377.  
  3378. 720
  3379. 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:56,137
  3380. Huh.
  3381.  
  3382. 721
  3383. 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:09,933
  3384. Wow, you really
  3385. got into that.
  3386.  
  3387. 722
  3388. 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:15,504
  3389. Okay,
  3390. now, tighten your womb.
  3391.  
  3392. 723
  3393. 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:17,115
  3394. It's tight, Miyagi, back up.
  3395.  
  3396. 724
  3397. 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:19,943
  3398. And the uterus grunt.
  3399.  
  3400. 725
  3401. 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,255
  3402. - No.
  3403. - No.
  3404.  
  3405. 726
  3406. 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:28,648
  3407. Close your eyes.
  3408.  
  3409. 727
  3410. 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,039
  3411. You better not be
  3412. getting me pregnant.
  3413.  
  3414. 728
  3415. 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,001
  3416. The weapon has chosen you.
  3417.  
  3418. 729
  3419. 00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:38,962
  3420. What? A rock? What will you do
  3421. with this, stone somebody?
  3422.  
  3423. 730
  3424. 00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:43,141
  3425. Uh, David has defeated
  3426. Goliath with a pebble.
  3427.  
  3428. 731
  3429. 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,795
  3430. Yeah, well, I'm going to
  3431. see a dealer named Skullfucker.
  3432.  
  3433. 732
  3434. 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:47,623
  3435. The weapon has spoken.
  3436.  
  3437. 733
  3438. 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,061
  3439. It didn't say shit to me.
  3440.  
  3441. 734
  3442. 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,207
  3443. Uh, excuse me.
  3444. Sorry to bother you.
  3445.  
  3446. 735
  3447. 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,775
  3448. - What's up, beautiful?
  3449. - Very sweet of you.
  3450.  
  3451. 736
  3452. 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,951
  3453. - Let me get in.
  3454. - Oh, that's okay.
  3455.  
  3456. 737
  3457. 00:36:10,994 --> 00:36:13,910
  3458. No, you don't have to,
  3459. uh, stink up my car.
  3460.  
  3461. 738
  3462. 00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:17,740
  3463. Uh, hi,
  3464. I'm looking for a dealer.
  3465.  
  3466. 739
  3467. 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:20,003
  3468. - McDonald's, is this yours?
  3469. - Uh, no, that's trash.
  3470.  
  3471. 740
  3472. 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:23,659
  3473. Oh, I'm gonna eat it.
  3474. I'm loving this ketchup.
  3475.  
  3476. 741
  3477. 00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:25,705
  3478. I'm looking for a guy named
  3479.  
  3480. 742
  3481. 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,447
  3482. Skullfucker, I don't think
  3483. that's his Christian name.
  3484.  
  3485. 743
  3486. 00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:31,232
  3487. - Skullfucker?
  3488. - Yeah, Mr. Skullfucker.
  3489.  
  3490. 744
  3491. 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:34,279
  3492. - I'm not sure how he likes to be addressed.
  3493. - Are you sick?
  3494.  
  3495. 745
  3496. 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:37,673
  3497. He's a... Well, I need drugs,
  3498. it's kind of a complicated story...
  3499.  
  3500. 746
  3501. 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,588
  3502. You should be going
  3503. to Kaiser Permanente.
  3504.  
  3505. 747
  3506. 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,809
  3507. Skullfucker's shit will
  3508. make you sick, I should know.
  3509.  
  3510. 748
  3511. 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:45,159
  3512. Thanks, you should
  3513. speak at public schools.
  3514.  
  3515. 749
  3516. 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,117
  3517. You're a real mentor.
  3518.  
  3519. 750
  3520. 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,597
  3521. Thank you.
  3522.  
  3523. 751
  3524. 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,947
  3525. So, uh,
  3526. could you just tell me where
  3527.  
  3528. 752
  3529. 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:53,646
  3530. this gentleman
  3531. Skullfucker lives so I can...
  3532.  
  3533. 753
  3534. 00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,037
  3535. Yeah,
  3536. he's right here on the right.
  3537.  
  3538. 754
  3539. 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,083
  3540. Wait, right here?
  3541.  
  3542. 755
  3543. 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:59,521
  3544. Right here on the right.
  3545.  
  3546. 756
  3547. 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:00,609
  3548. Oh.
  3549.  
  3550. 757
  3551. 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:05,266
  3552. Oh, so thank you so much.
  3553.  
  3554. 758
  3555. 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,399
  3556. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, so you
  3557.  
  3558. 759
  3559. 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:09,836
  3560. want me to sleep
  3561. in your car tonight?
  3562.  
  3563. 760
  3564. 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:11,707
  3565. What a generous offer.
  3566.  
  3567. 761
  3568. 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,448
  3569. I'm just so good for right now.
  3570.  
  3571. 762
  3572. 00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:15,581
  3573. Oh.
  3574.  
  3575. 763
  3576. 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,583
  3577. Okay, your lost, bro.
  3578.  
  3579. 764
  3580. 00:37:17,626 --> 00:37:18,758
  3581. Oh.
  3582.  
  3583. 765
  3584. 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,202
  3585. This way, hurry up,
  3586. come on, get in.
  3587.  
  3588. 766
  3589. 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,286
  3590. - Anybody follow you?
  3591. - No.
  3592.  
  3593. 767
  3594. 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:30,422
  3595. - You alone?
  3596. - Yes.
  3597.  
  3598. 768
  3599. 00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,032
  3600. - Are you wearing a wire?
  3601. - No.
  3602.  
  3603. 769
  3604. 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:34,295
  3605. - You got weapons?
  3606. - Oh, no, I'm clear.
  3607.  
  3608. 770
  3609. 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,254
  3610. I'm all clear. Uh...
  3611.  
  3612. 771
  3613. 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:39,344
  3614. You can't be too sure.
  3615. Uh, you like kids?
  3616.  
  3617. 772
  3618. 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:41,694
  3619. I'd have my own,
  3620. but I don't want to.
  3621.  
  3622. 773
  3623. 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:45,642
  3624. I got three different kids
  3625. from three different women.
  3626.  
  3627. 774
  3628. 00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,916
  3629. - Have you seen my mommy?
  3630. - I just wish one of them would take care of
  3631.  
  3632. 775
  3633. 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:50,616
  3634. their responsibilities. You can't
  3635. be pregnant and fucking leave.
  3636.  
  3637. 776
  3638. 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:53,339
  3639. - - That's why I
  3640. think he has to go to the bathroom.
  3641.  
  3642. 777
  3643. 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,666
  3644. What the fuck, Jesus?
  3645. Where's my fucking money?
  3646.  
  3647. 778
  3648. 00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:59,842
  3649. Do you know why
  3650. they call me Skullfucker?
  3651.  
  3652. 779
  3653. 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,540
  3654. 'Cause I fuck skulls.
  3655.  
  3656. 780
  3657. 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,455
  3658. That's what I do. I love it.
  3659.  
  3660. 781
  3661. 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,630
  3662. - Can I have some juice, daddy?
  3663. - Give me a skull of any size,
  3664.  
  3665. 782
  3666. 00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:07,763
  3667. any race,
  3668. I'll fuck that skull, okay?
  3669.  
  3670. 783
  3671. 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,679
  3672. I'm just gonna pick up, honey.
  3673. Good job.
  3674.  
  3675. 784
  3676. 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,942
  3677. Give me a skull socket
  3678. and I'll fuck it.
  3679.  
  3680. 785
  3681. 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:14,509
  3682. You know why
  3683. they call me Skullfucker?
  3684.  
  3685. 786
  3686. 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:19,166
  3687. 'Cause I fuck skulls
  3688. and I don't fucking stop.
  3689.  
  3690. 787
  3691. 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:23,344
  3692. I'll make a fucking force get into
  3693. a fucking yarmulke, motherfucker.
  3694.  
  3695. 788
  3696. 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:27,348
  3697. It's gonna be fucking Passover
  3698. every fucking day, motherfucker.
  3699.  
  3700. 789
  3701. 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:30,743
  3702. I don't give a shit. I'll... I'll
  3703. fucking get a fucking drill and hammer
  3704.  
  3705. 790
  3706. 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:33,485
  3707. the back of the head
  3708. and fuck that fucking hole.
  3709.  
  3710. 791
  3711. 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:36,705
  3712. I don't give a shit. I'll put your
  3713. fucking skull on my cock and it's gonna
  3714.  
  3715. 792
  3716. 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:38,706
  3717. be on there, you know,
  3718. and it's going to be just...
  3719.  
  3720. 793
  3721. 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:41,231
  3722. I can spin it around and I'll
  3723. just go... Get up behind it
  3724.  
  3725. 794
  3726. 00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:43,843
  3727. and do little characters
  3728. and faith fucking.
  3729.  
  3730. 795
  3731. 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:47,542
  3732. I'll put my fingers in that skull and like
  3733. it's a finger fucking you to fuck skull.
  3734.  
  3735. 796
  3736. 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:51,633
  3737. I'll finger your fucking skull. I'm gonna go
  3738. fucking balls deep in that fucking nose cartilage.
  3739.  
  3740. 797
  3741. 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:54,375
  3742. My balls are fucking going...
  3743. I'm... And I'm just gonna fuck it.
  3744.  
  3745. 798
  3746. 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:57,856
  3747. I'm gonna make that skull come a fucking live.
  3748. That skull is gonna fucking talk out loud,
  3749.  
  3750. 799
  3751. 00:38:57,857 --> 00:39:00,257
  3752. do you understand what I'm saying?
  3753. Hava Nagila, motherfucker.
  3754.  
  3755. 800
  3756. 00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:03,906
  3757. - Sorry about that.
  3758. - Oh, God. That's okay.
  3759.  
  3760. 801
  3761. 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:07,170
  3762. - Listen, can we talk business?
  3763. - Okay.
  3764.  
  3765. 802
  3766. 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:09,782
  3767. Maybe we could talk,
  3768. you know, just one on one.
  3769.  
  3770. 803
  3771. 00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:12,175
  3772. Bradley, El Nino,
  3773. get ready for bed.
  3774.  
  3775. 804
  3776. 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:16,049
  3777. Wow, great kids,
  3778. you must treasure every day.
  3779.  
  3780. 805
  3781. 00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:18,051
  3782. It's tough to
  3783. put food on the table.
  3784.  
  3785. 806
  3786. 00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:19,705
  3787. I've got to suck dick
  3788. for diapers.
  3789.  
  3790. 807
  3791. 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,314
  3792. I've never heard of
  3793. that currency exchange.
  3794.  
  3795. 808
  3796. 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,273
  3797. It's usually one dick per diaper
  3798.  
  3799. 809
  3800. 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:25,363
  3801. or gain mega dicks
  3802. for a packet of diapers.
  3803.  
  3804. 810
  3805. 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,713
  3806. - That's a good deal.
  3807. - I call it Pounding for Pampers.
  3808.  
  3809. 811
  3810. 00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:30,411
  3811. - That's catchy.
  3812. - I got a program where if you, uh, you know, you
  3813.  
  3814. 812
  3815. 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:34,023
  3816. give me six diapers, I give
  3817. you one extra fucking dick suck.
  3818.  
  3819. 813
  3820. 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,504
  3821. - Almost like a rewards club.
  3822. - Yes, it's a reward for fuck.
  3823.  
  3824. 814
  3825. 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,071
  3826. I have a little card I made out,
  3827. where I'll scan it and then, like,
  3828.  
  3829. 815
  3830. 00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:43,990
  3831. I'll have a deal every now and then.
  3832. Like, "Hey, just give me maybe a diaper
  3833.  
  3834. 816
  3835. 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:46,384
  3836. - and I'll suck your dick twice."
  3837. - The math checks out.
  3838.  
  3839. 817
  3840. 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:48,298
  3841. It's important to me
  3842. to keep my customers.
  3843.  
  3844. 818
  3845. 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:51,127
  3846. So I got myself in a
  3847. little bit of a situation.
  3848.  
  3849. 819
  3850. 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,956
  3851. - Yeah, you got three kids you can't afford?
  3852. - No.
  3853.  
  3854. 820
  3855. 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,307
  3856. My friend's been kidnapped
  3857. and if I don't replace
  3858.  
  3859. 821
  3860. 00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,485
  3861. these, like, Lego looking
  3862. pills, they're like Ecstasy.
  3863.  
  3864. 822
  3865. 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:03,270
  3866. These drugs that makes people
  3867. kinda fucked up, but I need it.
  3868.  
  3869. 823
  3870. 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:07,709
  3871. - How much you want?
  3872. - Could you just get me enough to fill this teapot?
  3873.  
  3874. 824
  3875. 00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:09,581
  3876. - Teenth?
  3877. - Yeah.
  3878.  
  3879. 825
  3880. 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:10,624
  3881. Yeah, I can do it.
  3882.  
  3883. 826
  3884. 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:37,739
  3885. Alright, I got our stuff.
  3886.  
  3887. 827
  3888. 00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:40,525
  3889. Well, what...
  3890.  
  3891. 828
  3892. 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:44,354
  3893. - This don't look the same.
  3894. - Nope.
  3895.  
  3896. 829
  3897. 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:47,880
  3898. - Look like Skullfucker got you.
  3899. - Rawhide, you said he was your boy.
  3900.  
  3901. 830
  3902. 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:51,013
  3903. I call everybody my boy.
  3904. Like my boy Céline and my boy Trump.
  3905.  
  3906. 831
  3907. 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,885
  3908. You say my boy Céline Dion?
  3909.  
  3910. 832
  3911. 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:56,149
  3912. - More than you know.
  3913. - Hmph, well, great.
  3914.  
  3915. 833
  3916. 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,032
  3917. Let me see what these do.
  3918.  
  3919. 834
  3920. 00:40:58,064 --> 00:41:00,762
  3921. Alright, I got...
  3922. I got to take this call.
  3923.  
  3924. 835
  3925. 00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:03,286
  3926. - Hi, Kaitlin.
  3927. - Let's cut the chit chat.
  3928.  
  3929. 836
  3930. 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,724
  3931. Atticus' phone
  3932. is dead and so is he.
  3933.  
  3934. 837
  3935. 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:09,902
  3936. Oh, and when I find him, it will
  3937. be the last time he is seen alive.
  3938.  
  3939. 838
  3940. 00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:12,165
  3941. I will take him Revenant style.
  3942.  
  3943. 839
  3944. 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:15,951
  3945. I will mount him like a grizzly and
  3946. shred him from pubis to sternum.
  3947.  
  3948. 840
  3949. 00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:18,693
  3950. I will wear Atticus' hand
  3951. as a trophy necklace.
  3952.  
  3953. 841
  3954. 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:28,311
  3955. Molly, we have
  3956. an amazing problem here.
  3957.  
  3958. 842
  3959. 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:31,880
  3960. Ah, wh... wh... what is that?
  3961.  
  3962. 843
  3963. 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,535
  3964. That, my friend,
  3965. is Joey Lawrence.
  3966.  
  3967. 844
  3968. 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:37,016
  3969. You call
  3970. your penis Joey Lawrence?
  3971.  
  3972. 845
  3973. 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:43,762
  3974. - Yeah, when bitches see this, they go, "whoa".
  3975. - Oh my God.
  3976.  
  3977. 846
  3978. 00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:46,242
  3979. Alright, let me
  3980. just see what you just took.
  3981.  
  3982. 847
  3983. 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:48,897
  3984. Rawhide, you shouldn't just
  3985. be taking so many like that.
  3986.  
  3987. 848
  3988. 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:50,245
  3989. - How many...
  3990. - I don't give a fuck.
  3991.  
  3992. 849
  3993. 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:51,291
  3994. Argh.
  3995.  
  3996. 850
  3997. 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,903
  3998. Okay, first of all,
  3999. how many did you take?
  4000.  
  4001. 851
  4002. 00:41:54,947 --> 00:42:00,735
  4003. - Uh, more than directed.
  4004. - Jesus Christ.
  4005.  
  4006. 852
  4007. 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,651
  4008. - Okay, wait, I think this is it.
  4009. - That's it.
  4010.  
  4011. 853
  4012. 00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:06,872
  4013. - Expands male enhancement.
  4014. - What is that?
  4015.  
  4016. 854
  4017. 00:42:06,915 --> 00:42:08,700
  4018. You know,
  4019. it's for them baby dicks.
  4020.  
  4021. 855
  4022. 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,485
  4023. - For a baby's dick?
  4024. - Not a baby's dick, girl.
  4025.  
  4026. 856
  4027. 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,531
  4028. A grown ass man
  4029. with a baby dick.
  4030.  
  4031. 857
  4032. 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,274
  4033. Well, what the hell am I going to
  4034. do with a teenth of baby dick pills?
  4035.  
  4036. 858
  4037. 00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:22,627
  4038. - Craig's List.
  4039. - Oh, that's not a bad idea, Rawhide, and you've
  4040.  
  4041. 859
  4042. 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,585
  4043. had some bad ideas,
  4044. but this one was a good one.
  4045.  
  4046. 860
  4047. 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,152
  4048. Alright. Let's see.
  4049.  
  4050. 861
  4051. 00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:27,501
  4052. How do we start this off?
  4053.  
  4054. 862
  4055. 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,634
  4056. We have them baby dick pills.
  4057.  
  4058. 863
  4059. 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:33,463
  4060. Good, but maybe
  4061. a little more subtle,
  4062.  
  4063. 864
  4064. 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:36,728
  4065. like, uh,
  4066. "Feeling small and alone?"
  4067.  
  4068. 865
  4069. 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:38,556
  4070. You ever been so fucked up,
  4071.  
  4072. 866
  4073. 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:40,383
  4074. you cried over
  4075. having a teeny dick?
  4076.  
  4077. 867
  4078. 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,429
  4079. Embarrassed about
  4080. something you can't help?
  4081.  
  4082. 868
  4083. 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:46,912
  4084. How about, "The best
  4085. way to please a whore."
  4086.  
  4087. 869
  4088. 00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:50,306
  4089. - Looking for a way to please your lady?
  4090. - Yeah, that too.
  4091.  
  4092. 870
  4093. 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:54,049
  4094. We can say bitch or hoe just
  4095. to open up the forum. Done.
  4096.  
  4097. 871
  4098. 00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:59,838
  4099. - What are you going to do with that?
  4100. - Two words. Full House.
  4101.  
  4102. 872
  4103. 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:02,492
  4104. - You know why they call it Full House?
  4105. - Why?
  4106.  
  4107. 873
  4108. 00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:05,844
  4109. Because them bitches got
  4110. some big ass titties now, girl.
  4111.  
  4112. 874
  4113. 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:07,672
  4114. I don't think that's
  4115. the premise of the show.
  4116.  
  4117. 875
  4118. 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:09,761
  4119. For me, it's got to be Gibbler
  4120.  
  4121. 876
  4122. 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,980
  4123. 'cause you know
  4124. Gibbler's a gobbler.
  4125.  
  4126. 877
  4127. 00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:13,634
  4128. I didn't know that about her.
  4129.  
  4130. 878
  4131. 00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,984
  4132. Well, I'm going to add it
  4133. to my queue on Netflix.
  4134.  
  4135. 879
  4136. 00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:18,334
  4137. Oh, shit, I got a hit
  4138. on the Craig's List ad.
  4139.  
  4140. 880
  4141. 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,771
  4142. - Okay.
  4143. - Word.
  4144.  
  4145. 881
  4146. 00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:21,511
  4147. - Rawhide.
  4148. - Word.
  4149.  
  4150. 882
  4151. 00:43:21,555 --> 00:43:25,167
  4152. Uh, please seek
  4153. medical attention for that. I...
  4154.  
  4155. 883
  4156. 00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:27,126
  4157. You don't trip over that.
  4158.  
  4159. 884
  4160. 00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:28,214
  4161. Hey, I'm cool.
  4162.  
  4163. 885
  4164. 00:43:36,526 --> 00:43:37,658
  4165. Hi, you must be Rodney.
  4166.  
  4167. 886
  4168. 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:38,920
  4169. Hi, yeah.
  4170.  
  4171. 887
  4172. 00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:40,269
  4173. Oh, were you in a car accident?
  4174.  
  4175. 888
  4176. 00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:41,880
  4177. Not to my knowledge, no.
  4178.  
  4179. 889
  4180. 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:43,664
  4181. Oh, come on in.
  4182.  
  4183. 890
  4184. 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,187
  4185. Okay.
  4186.  
  4187. 891
  4188. 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:52,368
  4189. So?
  4190.  
  4191. 892
  4192. 00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:58,200
  4193. Uh, uh... So,
  4194. you wanna get started?
  4195.  
  4196. 893
  4197. 00:43:58,244 --> 00:44:00,246
  4198. Yeah, oh, yeah, no,
  4199. I'm sure you're busy.
  4200.  
  4201. 894
  4202. 00:44:00,289 --> 00:44:01,943
  4203. I'm so sorry, Rodney.
  4204.  
  4205. 895
  4206. 00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,597
  4207. You just take your time, ma'am.
  4208.  
  4209. 896
  4210. 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,948
  4211. - Give me a minute.
  4212. - Oh, me too.
  4213.  
  4214. 897
  4215. 00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:11,344
  4216. - Hold on. Here we go.
  4217. - Give me a second there.
  4218.  
  4219. 898
  4220. 00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:13,476
  4221. So I apologize for
  4222. the container, it's not that...
  4223.  
  4224. 899
  4225. 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,653
  4226. - Nice.
  4227. - What the fuck, Rodney?
  4228.  
  4229. 900
  4230. 00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:18,307
  4231. - Rodney's ready to get grapefruited.
  4232. - Grapefruited?
  4233.  
  4234. 901
  4235. 00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:19,699
  4236. Rodney's ready
  4237. to get grapefruited.
  4238.  
  4239. 902
  4240. 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,093
  4241. No, I'm trying
  4242. to sell you drugs.
  4243.  
  4244. 903
  4245. 00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:22,094
  4246. Drugs, blah.
  4247.  
  4248. 904
  4249. 00:44:22,137 --> 00:44:23,530
  4250. No, Rodney is insulted.
  4251.  
  4252. 905
  4253. 00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:25,213
  4254. You're holding a
  4255. grapefruit at your penis.
  4256.  
  4257. 906
  4258. 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:27,621
  4259. - Fruit? Come on.
  4260. - No, I'm sorry.
  4261.  
  4262. 907
  4263. 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,057
  4264. I don't know
  4265. what grapefruiting is.
  4266.  
  4267. 908
  4268. 00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:30,537
  4269. What's being grapfruited?
  4270.  
  4271. 909
  4272. 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:33,583
  4273. Uh, does nobody freaking know?
  4274.  
  4275. 910
  4276. 00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:35,237
  4277. Listen,
  4278. I've never heard of that.
  4279.  
  4280. 911
  4281. 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:37,152
  4282. Alright, I'll show you the deal.
  4283.  
  4284. 912
  4285. 00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:39,502
  4286. Oh, well, your screen-saver
  4287. leaves much to be desired.
  4288.  
  4289. 913
  4290. 00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:42,418
  4291. Well, there are
  4292. those who like it.
  4293.  
  4294. 914
  4295. 00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:44,551
  4296. - I don't.
  4297. - Alright. Press play.
  4298.  
  4299. 915
  4300. 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,689
  4301. Now, this is my bonus technique,
  4302. the grapefruit. I want to share this...
  4303.  
  4304. 916
  4305. 00:44:51,732 --> 00:44:53,168
  4306. - Grapefruit, sure.
  4307. - Yep.
  4308.  
  4309. 917
  4310. 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:55,823
  4311. - Citrus is key to any good diet.
  4312. - It is.
  4313.  
  4314. 918
  4315. 00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:57,345
  4316. - I can see how that's important.
  4317. - Right.
  4318.  
  4319. 919
  4320. 00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:58,304
  4321. So what you need to do...
  4322.  
  4323. 920
  4324. 00:44:58,347 --> 00:45:00,175
  4325. It's delicious.
  4326.  
  4327. 921
  4328. 00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:01,915
  4329. You need to, of
  4330. course, have a grapefruit.
  4331.  
  4332. 922
  4333. 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:03,701
  4334. You wanna make sure
  4335. you get the ruby red.
  4336.  
  4337. 923
  4338. 00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:04,745
  4339. It's sweeter, it's easy.
  4340.  
  4341. 924
  4342. 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,226
  4343. Ah, just do that.
  4344.  
  4345. 925
  4346. 00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,748
  4347. The reason why you want to roll
  4348. it is because you want to juice it up.
  4349.  
  4350. 926
  4351. 00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:11,404
  4352. - Rodney, put down the...
  4353. - I don't care.
  4354.  
  4355. 927
  4356. 00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:14,647
  4357. So you should have a grapefruit that
  4358. has two sides missing just like this.
  4359.  
  4360. 928
  4361. 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:18,497
  4362. Now what you gonna do is you gonna put
  4363. a hole in the middle of the grapefruit
  4364.  
  4365. 929
  4366. 00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,760
  4367. - approximately the size of your man's penis.
  4368. - A hole on his penis.
  4369.  
  4370. 930
  4371. 00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:23,808
  4372. - I don't like where this is going, Rodney.
  4373. - Well, you need a hole.
  4374.  
  4375. 931
  4376. 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:26,201
  4377. Otherwise, it's just-
  4378. it's useless without a hole.
  4379.  
  4380. 932
  4381. 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,856
  4382. Just like you said
  4383. you were going to do.
  4384.  
  4385. 933
  4386. 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,206
  4387. Oh, my God.
  4388. Rodney, take it away.
  4389.  
  4390. 934
  4391. 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,992
  4392. What the fuck was that?
  4393. What was she doing to that thing?
  4394.  
  4395. 935
  4396. 00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:35,820
  4397. She was putting it in her mouth
  4398.  
  4399. 936
  4400. 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:38,083
  4401. and felating it 'cause
  4402. that's what grapefruiting is.
  4403.  
  4404. 937
  4405. 00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:41,956
  4406. You get your cock wet with grapefruit
  4407. juice, and then you would just suck it.
  4408.  
  4409. 938
  4410. 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,525
  4411. - That's what grapefruiting is.
  4412. - I get that now.
  4413.  
  4414. 939
  4415. 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,745
  4416. I'm not grapefruiting you.
  4417. I'm sorry.
  4418.  
  4419. 940
  4420. 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:51,879
  4421. You know what, why the hell did
  4422. I come over here from Cerritos?
  4423.  
  4424. 941
  4425. 00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:56,362
  4426. You're killing me. Your ad said
  4427. very clearly, "You will not be
  4428.  
  4429. 942
  4430. 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:59,408
  4431. judged, not judged
  4432. for anything that you want
  4433.  
  4434. 943
  4435. 00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:02,977
  4436. that you cannot help."
  4437. Well, Rodney thought
  4438.  
  4439. 944
  4440. 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:05,980
  4441. that tonight,
  4442. tonight would be different.
  4443.  
  4444. 945
  4445. 00:46:07,155 --> 00:46:08,766
  4446. - It's not different.
  4447. - No.
  4448.  
  4449. 946
  4450. 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:13,161
  4451. Sadly, I am
  4452. a fragile man.
  4453.  
  4454. 947
  4455. 00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:15,033
  4456. It's not gonna...
  4457. It's not gonna happen.
  4458.  
  4459. 948
  4460. 00:46:16,382 --> 00:46:18,427
  4461. Oh, hey, don't, uh...
  4462.  
  4463. 949
  4464. 00:46:18,471 --> 00:46:20,821
  4465. Rodney knows there's some shame.
  4466.  
  4467. 950
  4468. 00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:22,823
  4469. Rodney's not an idiot.
  4470.  
  4471. 951
  4472. 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:26,131
  4473. - I'm not an idiot.
  4474. - Hey, don't get emotional.
  4475.  
  4476. 952
  4477. 00:46:26,174 --> 00:46:30,265
  4478. No, such miles, but Rodney
  4479. doesn't get lucky at anything.
  4480.  
  4481. 953
  4482. 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,964
  4483. Rodney just has a world of crap.
  4484.  
  4485. 954
  4486. 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:35,357
  4487. - No, it's not his night.
  4488. - No.
  4489.  
  4490. 955
  4491. 00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:37,403
  4492. He'll meet that
  4493. special someone who can't wait
  4494.  
  4495. 956
  4496. 00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:40,362
  4497. to go to town on your freshly
  4498. grapefruited schvantz.
  4499.  
  4500. 957
  4501. 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:43,844
  4502. Rodney could find a girl like
  4503. that. A real grapefruiter.
  4504.  
  4505. 958
  4506. 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:46,891
  4507. Maybe at a Trader Joe's
  4508. or a Food 4 Less?
  4509.  
  4510. 959
  4511. 00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:49,023
  4512. Rodney would love that
  4513. more than anything.
  4514.  
  4515. 960
  4516. 00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:51,156
  4517. - Okay. But you know what?
  4518. - What?
  4519.  
  4520. 961
  4521. 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:53,200
  4522. In Rodney's whole life, no one's
  4523. ever actually loved Rodney.
  4524.  
  4525. 962
  4526. 00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:55,247
  4527. - That's personal.
  4528. - No, no one ever has.
  4529.  
  4530. 963
  4531. 00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:59,120
  4532. - It's still personal.
  4533. - Just 48 years, nothing.
  4534.  
  4535. 964
  4536. 00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:01,209
  4537. Going through life
  4538. without anyone.
  4539.  
  4540. 965
  4541. 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:02,732
  4542. - No.
  4543. - That's true.
  4544.  
  4545. 966
  4546. 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,429
  4547. Rodney's parents
  4548. wouldn't even get him a pet.
  4549.  
  4550. 967
  4551. 00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:06,824
  4552. "Rodney, you can't have a pet.
  4553.  
  4554. 968
  4555. 00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:09,827
  4556. Rodney, you're just
  4557. a useless piece of crap
  4558.  
  4559. 969
  4560. 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,829
  4561. who doesn't look
  4562. after himself, and so
  4563.  
  4564. 970
  4565. 00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:13,874
  4566. how could you possibly
  4567. look after a pet?
  4568.  
  4569. 971
  4570. 00:47:13,918 --> 00:47:15,745
  4571. Why would that
  4572. even cross your mind?
  4573.  
  4574. 972
  4575. 00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:17,138
  4576. You're such a
  4577. stupid little idiot.
  4578.  
  4579. 973
  4580. 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,880
  4581. Rodney, why don't
  4582. you just go to your room
  4583.  
  4584. 974
  4585. 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:23,536
  4586. and read Lord of the Rings books
  4587. and be quiet. Just be quiet.
  4588.  
  4589. 975
  4590. 00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:29,368
  4591. Read The Silmarillion, Rodney." Silmarillion,
  4592. no one reads The Silmarillion, it's terrible.
  4593.  
  4594. 976
  4595. 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:35,548
  4596. - I've never even heard of that.
  4597. - No, it's the lore of the first age of elves.
  4598.  
  4599. 977
  4600. 00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:38,290
  4601. I'm surprised
  4602. you don't have a girlfriend.
  4603.  
  4604. 978
  4605. 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:41,902
  4606. Rodney, let's keep this inside.
  4607. Keep this bottled up.
  4608.  
  4609. 979
  4610. 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,948
  4611. Hold this in.
  4612. Let's hold this in.
  4613.  
  4614. 980
  4615. 00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:46,254
  4616. - You know what?
  4617. - It's all gonna come out now.
  4618.  
  4619. 981
  4620. 00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:50,476
  4621. Hey, hey, what if
  4622. I can get you a pet? Huh?
  4623.  
  4624. 982
  4625. 00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:52,391
  4626. - Really? A pet?
  4627. - Yeah, would you like that?
  4628.  
  4629. 983
  4630. 00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:54,194
  4631. Yeah, my mom brings home
  4632. all kinds of strays,
  4633.  
  4634. 984
  4635. 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:57,091
  4636. and I got a real,
  4637. real good one for you.
  4638.  
  4639. 985
  4640. 00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,787
  4641. - Rodney would love a pet.
  4642. - It's needs a home. Would you like that?
  4643.  
  4644. 986
  4645. 00:47:58,788 --> 00:48:00,703
  4646. - Yeah.
  4647. - Will you stop crying?
  4648.  
  4649. 987
  4650. 00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:02,792
  4651. Okay, keep your pants on,
  4652. I'll be right back.
  4653.  
  4654. 988
  4655. 00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:04,097
  4656. - Can you keep your pants on?
  4657. - I can.
  4658.  
  4659. 989
  4660. 00:48:04,098 --> 00:48:05,378
  4661. Can you put the grapefruit away?
  4662.  
  4663. 990
  4664. 00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:08,407
  4665. Okay, I'm going
  4666. to get you a pet.
  4667.  
  4668. 991
  4669. 00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:13,586
  4670. - Oh, he's so cute.
  4671. - Isn't he?
  4672.  
  4673. 992
  4674. 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:15,283
  4675. This is Pablo Escobar.
  4676.  
  4677. 993
  4678. 00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:20,767
  4679. You know my brother stole a train
  4680. set from me when I was ten years old.
  4681.  
  4682. 994
  4683. 00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:24,466
  4684. - Uh-huh.
  4685. - I loved that thing.
  4686.  
  4687. 995
  4688. 00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:26,555
  4689. I especially loved
  4690. shoving a caboose down
  4691.  
  4692. 996
  4693. 00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:28,949
  4694. his throat until
  4695. he choked and died.
  4696.  
  4697. 997
  4698. 00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:31,473
  4699. My parents were so scared of me.
  4700.  
  4701. 998
  4702. 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:33,127
  4703. They buried the body
  4704. in the backyard
  4705.  
  4706. 999
  4707. 00:48:33,171 --> 00:48:35,913
  4708. and they never said
  4709. a word to me about it.
  4710.  
  4711. 1000
  4712. 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:37,131
  4713. I loved my brother.
  4714.  
  4715. 1001
  4716. 00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:42,441
  4717. Can you imagine what I would do
  4718. to a stranger who stole from me?
  4719.  
  4720. 1002
  4721. 00:48:42,484 --> 00:48:44,878
  4722. Sir, I'm already
  4723. really terrified,
  4724.  
  4725. 1003
  4726. 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,794
  4727. so I've got your message
  4728. loud and clear. Believe me.
  4729.  
  4730. 1004
  4731. 00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:49,187
  4732. Good, you should be scared.
  4733.  
  4734. 1005
  4735. 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:55,454
  4736. I still have the baby
  4737. dick pills. He didn't want them.
  4738.  
  4739. 1006
  4740. 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:59,458
  4741. He wanted to be grapefruited. Well, it's when
  4742. you get your cock wet with grapefruit juice.
  4743.  
  4744. 1007
  4745. 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:01,501
  4746. I'm going to the police.
  4747. I can't take this anymore.
  4748.  
  4749. 1008
  4750. 00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:04,115
  4751. I can't save Atticus with...
  4752. Wait, what? Hey, hey.
  4753.  
  4754. 1009
  4755. 00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:07,422
  4756. Yeah, that's great. That is
  4757. great news. Great. Okay, bye.
  4758.  
  4759. 1010
  4760. 00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:09,424
  4761. Breaking the case?
  4762.  
  4763. 1011
  4764. 00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:13,733
  4765. No, even better. I just got a
  4766. callback for NCISCSI Pittsburg.
  4767.  
  4768. 1012
  4769. 00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:17,389
  4770. - What?
  4771. - Oh, it's like NCIS and CSI together.
  4772.  
  4773. 1013
  4774. 00:49:17,432 --> 00:49:20,218
  4775. - It's set in Pittsburg.
  4776. - Oh, it's in Pittsburg. That's great.
  4777.  
  4778. 1014
  4779. 00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:23,917
  4780. - Yeah.
  4781. - Wow, wow, this will probably be your last case.
  4782.  
  4783. 1015
  4784. 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,181
  4785. - Ah, wow.
  4786. - And you're so good.
  4787.  
  4788. 1016
  4789. 00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:31,272
  4790. Well, I mean, I couldn't have
  4791. gotten here without you, though.
  4792.  
  4793. 1017
  4794. 00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:34,754
  4795. - Hey, zip.
  4796. - Zap.
  4797.  
  4798. 1018
  4799. 00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:36,321
  4800. - Zop.
  4801. - Zip.
  4802.  
  4803. 1019
  4804. 00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:42,065
  4805. - Oh, I messed up.
  4806. - Oh, messed up. Oh, God, don't do that on that audition.
  4807.  
  4808. 1020
  4809. 00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:46,896
  4810. - Am I ready?
  4811. - Oh my God, don't do that in NCISCSI Pittsburgh.
  4812.  
  4813. 1021
  4814. 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:47,810
  4815. Yeah.
  4816.  
  4817. 1022
  4818. 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:51,336
  4819. Oh, boy. Hey, meat.
  4820.  
  4821. 1023
  4822. 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:54,513
  4823. - Cake.
  4824. - Meat Cake.
  4825.  
  4826. 1024
  4827. 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:55,688
  4828. - Da da da.
  4829. - Do do do.
  4830.  
  4831. 1025
  4832. 00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:57,907
  4833. - Oh.
  4834. - Be da, be do do do.
  4835.  
  4836. 1026
  4837. 00:49:57,951 --> 00:50:00,431
  4838. Be do, Ba da da da? In level three,
  4839. they teach you "Be da da da".
  4840.  
  4841. 1027
  4842. 00:50:00,432 --> 00:50:01,872
  4843. - Okay, let's do that.
  4844. - Okay, great.
  4845.  
  4846. 1028
  4847. 00:50:05,785 --> 00:50:08,614
  4848. - Hey, guys, um...
  4849. - You fucked with the wrong cabron.
  4850.  
  4851. 1029
  4852. 00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:10,616
  4853. It's just a big
  4854. misunderstanding.
  4855.  
  4856. 1030
  4857. 00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:12,400
  4858. I'm sure we can
  4859. all work past this.
  4860.  
  4861. 1031
  4862. 00:50:12,444 --> 00:50:14,924
  4863. Well, I don't have the ability
  4864. to understand things?
  4865.  
  4866. 1032
  4867. 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:17,579
  4868. No, no.
  4869.  
  4870. 1033
  4871. 00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,193
  4872. It's just it's was a...
  4873. It's a long story.
  4874.  
  4875. 1034
  4876. 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:24,107
  4877. My friend and I were
  4878. stealing and we didn't mean
  4879.  
  4880. 1035
  4881. 00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:26,893
  4882. to steal these drugs,
  4883. and, well, anyway, he's
  4884.  
  4885. 1036
  4886. 00:50:26,936 --> 00:50:30,201
  4887. probably gonna die and I'm gonna die.
  4888. Have you ever had friends like that who
  4889.  
  4890. 1037
  4891. 00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:32,290
  4892. talks too much
  4893. and just won't stop talking?
  4894.  
  4895. 1038
  4896. 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:34,074
  4897. That's like my friend,
  4898. Atticus, but he's
  4899.  
  4900. 1039
  4901. 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:37,034
  4902. probably not
  4903. going to live past today.
  4904.  
  4905. 1040
  4906. 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,513
  4907. Anyway,
  4908. I'm really sorry and I just
  4909.  
  4910. 1041
  4911. 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:40,341
  4912. hope we can work
  4913. this out peacefully.
  4914.  
  4915. 1042
  4916. 00:50:40,385 --> 00:50:43,518
  4917. You're just a regular old
  4918. flat foot from New York City.
  4919.  
  4920. 1043
  4921. 00:50:43,562 --> 00:50:44,998
  4922. Okay.
  4923.  
  4924. 1044
  4925. 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,957
  4926. Great, so what's
  4927. your audition for NCISCSI?
  4928.  
  4929. 1045
  4930. 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:50,569
  4931. - Um, I am a busboy.
  4932. - Oh, okay.
  4933.  
  4934. 1046
  4935. 00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:54,007
  4936. - Great, so you wanna run... Wanna run your line?
  4937. - Yeah.
  4938.  
  4939. 1047
  4940. 00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,578
  4941. - So everyone's there.
  4942. - Uh-huh.
  4943.  
  4944. 1048
  4945. 00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:01,971
  4946. And then she
  4947. just found out that,
  4948.  
  4949. 1049
  4950. 00:51:02,015 --> 00:51:03,798
  4951. you know, she didn't
  4952. get the money for a project.
  4953.  
  4954. 1050
  4955. 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,411
  4956. You're already
  4957. complicating it a lot.
  4958.  
  4959. 1051
  4960. 00:51:06,454 --> 00:51:07,455
  4961. Here's your waters?
  4962.  
  4963. 1052
  4964. 00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:10,371
  4965. Who is your supplier?
  4966.  
  4967. 1053
  4968. 00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:12,460
  4969. I don't have a supplier.
  4970.  
  4971. 1054
  4972. 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:14,332
  4973. Ever since
  4974. Breaking Bad, everyone
  4975.  
  4976. 1055
  4977. 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,986
  4978. thinks they're
  4979. Walter fucking White.
  4980.  
  4981. 1056
  4982. 00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:20,599
  4983. - I never watched the show. I never had time.
  4984. - Let me see that shit.
  4985.  
  4986. 1057
  4987. 00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:24,472
  4988. Is this your latest batch?
  4989.  
  4990. 1058
  4991. 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,083
  4992. Yeah, yeah, so you can just
  4993.  
  4994. 1059
  4995. 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,910
  4996. have that and I'll be on my way.
  4997.  
  4998. 1060
  4999. 00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:29,869
  5000. Just consider that
  5001. a gift from me to you,
  5002.  
  5003. 1061
  5004. 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:31,523
  5005. you know,
  5006. 'cause we're friends now.
  5007.  
  5008. 1062
  5009. 00:51:33,351 --> 00:51:36,136
  5010. This don't look
  5011. like the same shit.
  5012.  
  5013. 1063
  5014. 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:40,793
  5015. Well, there's just a slightly different
  5016. side effect, but also very good.
  5017.  
  5018. 1064
  5019. 00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:41,924
  5020. They're very good.
  5021.  
  5022. 1065
  5023. 00:51:45,406 --> 00:51:48,322
  5024. Oh, you're just gonna...
  5025. Just palm it like that, okay.
  5026.  
  5027. 1066
  5028. 00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,150
  5029. One, two, three, four,
  5030. five, six, seven.
  5031.  
  5032. 1067
  5033. 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:51,754
  5034. One, two, three,
  5035. four, five, six, seven.
  5036.  
  5037. 1068
  5038. 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,371
  5039. One, two,
  5040. three, four, five, six.
  5041.  
  5042. 1069
  5043. 00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:57,984
  5044. One, two,
  5045. three, four, five.
  5046.  
  5047. 1070
  5048. 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:02,815
  5049. - Oh my God, what happened?
  5050. - I'm okay.
  5051.  
  5052. 1071
  5053. 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:05,252
  5054. - What happened?
  5055. - I'm okay. I'm good.
  5056.  
  5057. 1072
  5058. 00:52:06,688 --> 00:52:08,299
  5059. I don't feel shit.
  5060.  
  5061. 1073
  5062. 00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:10,388
  5063. Well, it's not
  5064. really a cerebral effect.
  5065.  
  5066. 1074
  5067. 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:16,829
  5068. - It's more of a physical one.
  5069. - What the fuck?
  5070.  
  5071. 1075
  5072. 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:19,092
  5073. Well, I don't see anything
  5074. different in your penis size.
  5075.  
  5076. 1076
  5077. 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,007
  5078. Are you saying
  5079. I have?
  5080.  
  5081. 1077
  5082. 00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:22,878
  5083. No, no, never.
  5084.  
  5085. 1078
  5086. 00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:30,059
  5087. You're saying I have
  5088. strong, big, clean balls?
  5089.  
  5090. 1079
  5091. 00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,279
  5092. Yeah.
  5093.  
  5094. 1080
  5095. 00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:33,237
  5096. Hmm, hmm, you do.
  5097.  
  5098. 1081
  5099. 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,021
  5100. Hells yes, you do.
  5101.  
  5102. 1082
  5103. 00:52:35,064 --> 00:52:37,154
  5104. And, guys, aren't we
  5105. being a little hasty here?
  5106.  
  5107. 1083
  5108. 00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:39,634
  5109. Don't we have a potential
  5110. goldmine on our hands?
  5111.  
  5112. 1084
  5113. 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:42,398
  5114. You're saying you want me to the be
  5115. the face of a baby dick campaign?
  5116.  
  5117. 1085
  5118. 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:46,075
  5119. I don't know if I'd market it like that.
  5120. I would say, you know,
  5121.  
  5122. 1086
  5123. 00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:48,600
  5124. let's start a helpful blog,
  5125. build a core audience, you know.
  5126.  
  5127. 1087
  5128. 00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:50,732
  5129. You never know where
  5130. these things can take off.
  5131.  
  5132. 1088
  5133. 00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:53,605
  5134. I decide what I sell
  5135. and how I sell it.
  5136.  
  5137. 1089
  5138. 00:52:53,648 --> 00:52:56,173
  5139. I also decide who lives or dies.
  5140.  
  5141. 1090
  5142. 00:52:57,391 --> 00:53:00,089
  5143. Do you know which way
  5144. you're going on this one?
  5145.  
  5146. 1091
  5147. 00:53:01,569 --> 00:53:03,136
  5148. Death.
  5149.  
  5150. 1092
  5151. 00:53:22,547 --> 00:53:24,592
  5152. Oh, we did the wrong hand.
  5153.  
  5154. 1093
  5155. 00:53:24,636 --> 00:53:26,377
  5156. - It's a mirror.
  5157. - I'm sorry.
  5158.  
  5159. 1094
  5160. 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:27,726
  5161. Not whatever the fuck you want.
  5162.  
  5163. 1095
  5164. 00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:32,339
  5165. - Do you wanna do improve?
  5166. - I don't know.
  5167.  
  5168. 1096
  5169. 00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:34,775
  5170. - Are you just going to serve and protect you all life?
  5171. - I haven't even thought about
  5172.  
  5173. 1097
  5174. 00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:37,257
  5175. that, I just thought
  5176. I had to do it.
  5177.  
  5178. 1098
  5179. 00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:40,695
  5180. 1072, we've got a 1016,
  5181. domestic disturbance in Upland.
  5182.  
  5183. 1099
  5184. 00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:43,959
  5185. - Upland? We're not gonna go to Upland.
  5186. - Where's this?
  5187.  
  5188. 1100
  5189. 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:46,353
  5190. - Where is that?
  5191. - I'm not gonna get on the freeway.
  5192.  
  5193. 1101
  5194. 00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:49,226
  5195. No, with this...
  5196. Oh, this operation?
  5197.  
  5198. 1102
  5199. 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:53,273
  5200. - I mean they should just... That whole city is meth.
  5201. - Oh...
  5202.  
  5203. 1103
  5204. 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,883
  5205. Now, what are we gonna do?
  5206.  
  5207. 1104
  5208. 00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:56,667
  5209. If you wanna do what
  5210. you wanna do, just do it.
  5211.  
  5212. 1105
  5213. 00:53:56,668 --> 00:53:58,321
  5214. - Choppers en route.
  5215. - I hate math.
  5216.  
  5217. 1106
  5218. 00:53:58,322 --> 00:54:00,193
  5219. - Unit 72...
  5220. - I tell you that's not for me.
  5221.  
  5222. 1107
  5223. 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:03,370
  5224. - ...we need your assistance.
  5225. - Copy, dispatch, on our way.
  5226.  
  5227. 1108
  5228. 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:06,286
  5229. Oh, okay, so if the potatoes are
  5230. hot, it's a bad sign. Like if you...
  5231.  
  5232. 1109
  5233. 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:08,331
  5234. - You cool the potatoes.
  5235. - Yeah, then it's a cool potato.
  5236.  
  5237. 1110
  5238. 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:09,984
  5239. So if the potatoes are...
  5240. If they're hot and...
  5241.  
  5242. 1111
  5243. 00:54:09,985 --> 00:54:11,638
  5244. - Your unit moving...
  5245. - Oh my God.
  5246.  
  5247. 1112
  5248. 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,423
  5249. - To suspect location.
  5250. - Can they find another...
  5251.  
  5252. 1113
  5253. 00:54:13,424 --> 00:54:15,208
  5254. Copy, dispatch, on our way.
  5255.  
  5256. 1114
  5257. 00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,211
  5258. - We'll be fine.
  5259. - It's fine.
  5260.  
  5261. 1115
  5262. 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,994
  5263. There's not a lot of traffic.
  5264. I know a back way.
  5265.  
  5266. 1116
  5267. 00:54:19,995 --> 00:54:21,519
  5268. It's fine, we can go.
  5269. Okay, it's fine.
  5270.  
  5271. 1117
  5272. 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:24,304
  5273. You know what, macaroni
  5274. does better in the heat.
  5275.  
  5276. 1118
  5277. 00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:28,047
  5278. - Oh, that's better.
  5279. - See, macaroni, you can eat 'cause it's just a dry pasta.
  5280.  
  5281. 1119
  5282. 00:54:28,090 --> 00:54:30,004
  5283. - What is your ETA, Unit 72?
  5284. - You know what's happening
  5285.  
  5286. 1120
  5287. 00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:32,007
  5288. now, potato salad
  5289. with olive oil?
  5290.  
  5291. 1121
  5292. 00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:33,443
  5293. - We need to know you're en route.
  5294. - Oh, okay.
  5295.  
  5296. 1122
  5297. 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,097
  5298. I can't do that much,
  5299. that seems a lot.
  5300.  
  5301. 1123
  5302. 00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:36,489
  5303. Inspector Reyes,
  5304. do you copy?
  5305.  
  5306. 1124
  5307. 00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:38,971
  5308. Copy, dispatch,
  5309. five minutes away.
  5310.  
  5311. 1125
  5312. 00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:43,889
  5313. - Huh.
  5314. - I think somebody else will get it right now.
  5315.  
  5316. 1126
  5317. 00:54:43,932 --> 00:54:45,543
  5318. Oh, sometimes you just need
  5319.  
  5320. 1127
  5321. 00:54:45,586 --> 00:54:48,676
  5322. to like sit
  5323. and assess what has happened.
  5324.  
  5325. 1128
  5326. 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,462
  5327. I repeat,
  5328. Brock and Reyes, please report.
  5329.  
  5330. 1129
  5331. 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:53,638
  5332. This better be
  5333. important, dispatch.
  5334.  
  5335. 1130
  5336. 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:55,770
  5337. Possible
  5338. casualties in this location,
  5339.  
  5340. 1131
  5341. 00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:57,423
  5342. - suspects believed to be armed and dangerous.
  5343. - Let's roll.
  5344.  
  5345. 1132
  5346. 00:54:57,424 --> 00:54:58,643
  5347. What about your callback?
  5348.  
  5349. 1133
  5350. 00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:02,515
  5351. They'll just have to postpone the
  5352. shoot till we're done shooting.
  5353.  
  5354. 1134
  5355. 00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:05,737
  5356. - I'm gonna write that down for a bumper sticker website.
  5357. - That's so good. Yeah.
  5358.  
  5359. 1135
  5360. 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:09,567
  5361. - Makes a lot of sense.
  5362. - Get the rest of that domain name.
  5363.  
  5364. 1136
  5365. 00:55:09,610 --> 00:55:11,917
  5366. akumenang.com
  5367.  
  5368. 1137
  5369. 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,442
  5370. Yeah, www. Shooting... I'm shooting.
  5371. I never thought about that before.
  5372.  
  5373. 1138
  5374. 00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:18,706
  5375. It's crazy, I'm
  5376. an actor with a gun.
  5377.  
  5378. 1139
  5379. 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:22,536
  5380. I should start the car.
  5381.  
  5382. 1140
  5383. 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:35,244
  5384. Oh, wait, guys. This isn't
  5385. the kind of message you wanna
  5386.  
  5387. 1141
  5388. 00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:36,768
  5389. put out into
  5390. the universe, is it?
  5391.  
  5392. 1142
  5393. 00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:38,900
  5394. We solve
  5395. discrepancies with murder?
  5396.  
  5397. 1143
  5398. 00:55:38,944 --> 00:55:42,774
  5399. No, we hire someone HR, we
  5400. do some team building exercises.
  5401.  
  5402. 1144
  5403. 00:55:43,644 --> 00:55:45,951
  5404. Isn't that the kind of business
  5405. you guys wanna get into?
  5406.  
  5407. 1145
  5408. 00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:48,649
  5409. - Just give us the word, jefe.
  5410. - What the hell, Selene.
  5411.  
  5412. 1146
  5413. 00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:50,171
  5414. I thought we had a good time
  5415. at the kidnapping.
  5416.  
  5417. 1147
  5418. 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:51,870
  5419. Aren't we all amigos and amigas?
  5420.  
  5421. 1148
  5422. 00:55:51,913 --> 00:55:55,177
  5423. Selene, cut her throat on three.
  5424.  
  5425. 1149
  5426. 00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:57,745
  5427. In English or Español?
  5428.  
  5429. 1150
  5430. 00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:00,095
  5431. Please stop talking
  5432. so we can kill you.
  5433.  
  5434. 1151
  5435. 00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:02,663
  5436. Sorry, I don't know proper
  5437. etiquette in this situation.
  5438.  
  5439. 1152
  5440. 00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:05,362
  5441. One, dos.
  5442.  
  5443. 1153
  5444. 00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:08,930
  5445. LAPD, we have you surrounded.
  5446.  
  5447. 1154
  5448. 00:56:08,974 --> 00:56:10,627
  5449. Bitch, don't say anything
  5450. or I'll kill you.
  5451.  
  5452. 1155
  5453. 00:56:10,628 --> 00:56:13,761
  5454. - No, no, no,.
  5455. - Motherfucking cops.
  5456.  
  5457. 1156
  5458. 00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:17,417
  5459. They want a bloodbath? They're
  5460. gonna get a motherfucking bloodbath.
  5461.  
  5462. 1157
  5463. 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:19,331
  5464. - That's right.
  5465. - We don't know they want a bloodbath.
  5466.  
  5467. 1158
  5468. 00:56:19,332 --> 00:56:21,203
  5469. Let's at least hear
  5470. what they have to say.
  5471.  
  5472. 1159
  5473. 00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:22,770
  5474. Tonight is the night we all die.
  5475.  
  5476. 1160
  5477. 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:24,946
  5478. Let's brainstorm
  5479. some other ideas like
  5480.  
  5481. 1161
  5482. 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:28,776
  5483. - coming out with our hands up, what about that idea?
  5484. - No.
  5485.  
  5486. 1162
  5487. 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:32,214
  5488. - Los Gatos Robles will die before we surrender.
  5489. - That's right.
  5490.  
  5491. 1163
  5492. 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:34,128
  5493. You guys could easily
  5494. come up with another motto
  5495.  
  5496. 1164
  5497. 00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,958
  5498. like, "Los Gatos Robles,
  5499. we surrender when we have to."
  5500.  
  5501. 1165
  5502. 00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:38,762
  5503. Hands up, we're coming in.
  5504.  
  5505. 1166
  5506. 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:44,531
  5507. - Time to dance.
  5508. - I don't wanna dance.
  5509.  
  5510. 1167
  5511. 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,665
  5512. []
  5513.  
  5514. 1168
  5515. 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:29,228
  5516. Hi, my name is Molly Reynolds. My friend
  5517. Atticus is being held captive. He's been shot.
  5518.  
  5519. 1169
  5520. 00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:32,013
  5521. I don't even know if he's still
  5522. alive. If anyone sees this,
  5523.  
  5524. 1170
  5525. 00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:35,060
  5526. please send help to
  5527. King Cobra Night Club.
  5528.  
  5529. 1171
  5530. 00:57:38,977 --> 00:57:41,066
  5531. No motherfucking Wi-Fi?
  5532.  
  5533. 1172
  5534. 00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:42,763
  5535. Goddammit.
  5536.  
  5537. 1173
  5538. 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:44,591
  5539. Fuck.
  5540.  
  5541. 1174
  5542. 00:57:44,635 --> 00:57:46,854
  5543. Uh, shit.
  5544.  
  5545. 1175
  5546. 00:58:19,234 --> 00:58:21,672
  5547. - Kaitlin!
  5548. - Where is he, Molly?
  5549.  
  5550. 1176
  5551. 00:58:21,715 --> 00:58:24,152
  5552. Okay, Kaitlin.
  5553. I'm really glad you're here.
  5554.  
  5555. 1177
  5556. 00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:27,765
  5557. - Atticus is in a shit storm of trouble right now.
  5558. - Oh, you bet your ass he is.
  5559.  
  5560. 1178
  5561. 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:30,463
  5562. You didn't think I could trace
  5563. your phone, did you? Well, I did.
  5564.  
  5565. 1179
  5566. 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,684
  5567. And that led me straight to you
  5568. and your titty on aggrandis.
  5569.  
  5570. 1180
  5571. 00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:36,643
  5572. - Kaitlin, I swear, nothing ever happened.
  5573. - Oh, really? Huh?
  5574.  
  5575. 1181
  5576. 00:58:36,687 --> 00:58:39,472
  5577. Atticus hasn't called me
  5578. in 15 hours and he's
  5579.  
  5580. 1182
  5581. 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,953
  5582. either always with you
  5583. or talking about you.
  5584.  
  5585. 1183
  5586. 00:58:41,996 --> 00:58:44,346
  5587. Really? Like, what does he say?
  5588. Like, anything good?
  5589.  
  5590. 1184
  5591. 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:48,612
  5592. Oh, please. I know you guys
  5593. have been punani-pals for years.
  5594.  
  5595. 1185
  5596. 00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:50,483
  5597. We have never been punani-pals.
  5598.  
  5599. 1186
  5600. 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,703
  5601. I swear, Kaitlin, on the code of women.
  5602.  
  5603. 1187
  5604. 00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:55,227
  5605. - There's no such thing.
  5606. - Well, there should be.
  5607.  
  5608. 1188
  5609. 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:58,273
  5610. Us sisters got to stick together,
  5611. right? Femolution on three.
  5612.  
  5613. 1189
  5614. 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:00,362
  5615. Okay, not into
  5616. the femolution, fair enough.
  5617.  
  5618. 1190
  5619. 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:03,931
  5620. I know your game, Molly. You probably
  5621. did everything Atticus likes.
  5622.  
  5623. 1191
  5624. 00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:07,020
  5625. You probably had a front row seat when
  5626. he did his penis on parade routine, huh?
  5627.  
  5628. 1192
  5629. 00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:09,719
  5630. First of all, I hate parades and I
  5631. certainly won't invite a penis to one.
  5632.  
  5633. 1193
  5634. 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,985
  5635. Don't you dare make fun of me,
  5636. you... toe giddy hoe.
  5637.  
  5638. 1194
  5639. 00:59:14,028 --> 00:59:16,640
  5640. Kaitlin, ouch, quiet your body.
  5641. Safe hands.
  5642.  
  5643. 1195
  5644. 00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:19,730
  5645. Tell me you didn't let him play pat-a-cake,
  5646. pat-a-cake baker's crack, huh?
  5647.  
  5648. 1196
  5649. 00:59:19,773 --> 00:59:22,210
  5650. No, we never played pat-a-cake,
  5651. pat-a-cake baker's crack.
  5652.  
  5653. 1197
  5654. 00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:24,909
  5655. Liar, you loved the peekaboo
  5656. ballsack, I know you did.
  5657.  
  5658. 1198
  5659. 00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:27,172
  5660. Never have I ever played
  5661. around with peekaboo ballsack.
  5662.  
  5663. 1199
  5664. 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:30,218
  5665. - You let him Peter Pan you.
  5666. - What's being Peter Paned?
  5667.  
  5668. 1200
  5669. 00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:32,480
  5670. It's when you play with his
  5671. stinker bells until he flies.
  5672.  
  5673. 1201
  5674. 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:35,092
  5675. Ew, why do all these gross things
  5676. have confusing children's titles?
  5677.  
  5678. 1202
  5679. 00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:36,790
  5680. Urgh, judgmental.
  5681.  
  5682. 1203
  5683. 00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:39,140
  5684. From the woman who
  5685. probably made up the game
  5686.  
  5687. 1204
  5688. 00:59:39,184 --> 00:59:41,578
  5689. If you're happy and you know
  5690. it, grab your ankles.
  5691.  
  5692. 1205
  5693. 00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,928
  5694. - I hate that game.
  5695. - I don't wanna fight with you, okay.
  5696.  
  5697. 1206
  5698. 00:59:43,971 --> 00:59:48,019
  5699. Just give this to the police. There's
  5700. everything they need to save Atticus.
  5701.  
  5702. 1207
  5703. 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:53,024
  5704. This isn't over.
  5705. Watch where you sleep.
  5706.  
  5707. 1208
  5708. 00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:55,243
  5709. What?
  5710. What was that cryptic message?
  5711.  
  5712. 1209
  5713. 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:59,160
  5714. Kaitlin. Calm down.
  5715.  
  5716. 1210
  5717. 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:00,597
  5718. Kaitlin, you're breaking it.
  5719.  
  5720. 1211
  5721. 01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:05,602
  5722. - Kaitlin, the femolution.
  5723. - Fuck the femolution.
  5724.  
  5725. 1212
  5726. 01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:10,998
  5727. Kaitlin,
  5728. Atticus' blood is on your hands.
  5729.  
  5730. 1213
  5731. 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:15,524
  5732. Fuck you! Fuck you,
  5733. fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
  5734.  
  5735. 1214
  5736. 01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:18,789
  5737. Oh, don't give me a middle finger,
  5738. I don't know what to do with that.
  5739.  
  5740. 1215
  5741. 01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:50,647
  5742. I don't know, it's two
  5743. different things, Darren.
  5744.  
  5745. 1216
  5746. 01:00:50,690 --> 01:00:52,648
  5747. Yeah, it's different things,
  5748. but it's like the same.
  5749.  
  5750. 1217
  5751. 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,809
  5752. Please, can I use your phone?
  5753.  
  5754. 1218
  5755. 01:00:53,824 --> 01:00:55,564
  5756. - My phone?
  5757. - Oh.
  5758.  
  5759. 1219
  5760. 01:00:55,608 --> 01:00:57,087
  5761. - Please it's an emergency.
  5762. - I don't...
  5763.  
  5764. 1220
  5765. 01:00:57,088 --> 01:00:58,566
  5766. - Ma'am, I'm begging you.
  5767. - I know, but she's...
  5768.  
  5769. 1221
  5770. 01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:00,700
  5771. - I don't know who she is.
  5772. - Babe, come on.
  5773.  
  5774. 1222
  5775. 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:02,222
  5776. You, guys, I would not ask if
  5777. it's... Please, can I use your phone?
  5778.  
  5779. 1223
  5780. 01:01:02,223 --> 01:01:03,746
  5781. - Oh my gosh.
  5782. - Just give her your phone.
  5783.  
  5784. 1224
  5785. 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:05,225
  5786. Thank you, thank you so much.
  5787. Thank you.
  5788.  
  5789. 1225
  5790. 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:06,749
  5791. - It's fine, I know.
  5792. - It's fine for now.
  5793.  
  5794. 1226
  5795. 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,491
  5796. - Hello 911.
  5797. - 911, what's your emergency?
  5798.  
  5799. 1227
  5800. 01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:11,319
  5801. Yes, I'd like
  5802. to report a kidnapping.
  5803.  
  5804. 1228
  5805. 01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:13,974
  5806. - Okay, what's the age of your child?
  5807. - 32.
  5808.  
  5809. 1229
  5810. 01:01:14,018 --> 01:01:17,456
  5811. - You've got an old ass baby.
  5812. - No, he's an adult.
  5813.  
  5814. 1230
  5815. 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:19,371
  5816. Okay, well,
  5817. then you need missing persons.
  5818.  
  5819. 1231
  5820. 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:21,286
  5821. How long has it been
  5822. since he left you?
  5823.  
  5824. 1232
  5825. 01:01:21,329 --> 01:01:23,549
  5826. He didn't leave me,
  5827. he was taken.
  5828.  
  5829. 1233
  5830. 01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:26,247
  5831. Has it been over 72 hours
  5832. since he took off?
  5833.  
  5834. 1234
  5835. 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:30,121
  5836. It's been 23 hours, and again
  5837. he didn't leave me, alright?
  5838.  
  5839. 1235
  5840. 01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:32,123
  5841. A man can be taken
  5842. against his will.
  5843.  
  5844. 1236
  5845. 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,906
  5846. Or at least that's what
  5847. he can say the next morning.
  5848.  
  5849. 1237
  5850. 01:01:33,907 --> 01:01:36,344
  5851. Can I get an amen on that? Whoa!
  5852.  
  5853. 1238
  5854. 01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:38,651
  5855. My best friend
  5856. has been abducted.
  5857.  
  5858. 1239
  5859. 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:41,045
  5860. Please hold for
  5861. Agents Mulder and Sculley.
  5862.  
  5863. 1240
  5864. 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:42,742
  5865. What? What?
  5866.  
  5867. 1241
  5868. 01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:45,266
  5869. No, no, no, no,
  5870. no not in a spaceship.
  5871.  
  5872. 1242
  5873. 01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:46,659
  5874. He's at King Cobra Nightclub.
  5875.  
  5876. 1243
  5877. 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,270
  5878. Hmm, mystery solved,
  5879. case closed, bye.
  5880.  
  5881. 1244
  5882. 01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:51,968
  5883. If you don't help me, my best friend
  5884. is probably going to be murdered.
  5885.  
  5886. 1245
  5887. 01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:53,753
  5888. Probably going to be murdered.
  5889.  
  5890. 1246
  5891. 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,669
  5892. Please hold for Tom Cruise
  5893. and future crimes division.
  5894.  
  5895. 1247
  5896. 01:01:56,713 --> 01:02:01,195
  5897. Sir, I really need
  5898. you to send the police, okay?
  5899.  
  5900. 1248
  5901. 01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:04,242
  5902. Listen, ma'am, unless there's
  5903. a crime that's been committed
  5904.  
  5905. 1249
  5906. 01:02:04,285 --> 01:02:06,766
  5907. or one that's in progress,
  5908. you know, I just can't help you.
  5909.  
  5910. 1250
  5911. 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:09,073
  5912. Me, me,
  5913. I'm the crime in progress.
  5914.  
  5915. 1251
  5916. 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:12,380
  5917. I'm a thief,
  5918. a con artist, a drug dealer.
  5919.  
  5920. 1252
  5921. 01:02:12,424 --> 01:02:14,992
  5922. Yeah, and I'm Jeffrey Dahmer.
  5923. Girl, bye.
  5924.  
  5925. 1253
  5926. 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,994
  5927. No, no, wait, wait, wait.
  5928. Sir, please.
  5929.  
  5930. 1254
  5931. 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,299
  5932. No, honey, please.
  5933.  
  5934. 1255
  5935. 01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:20,214
  5936. I would not make this up, okay?
  5937.  
  5938. 1256
  5939. 01:02:20,258 --> 01:02:22,651
  5940. I've had the worst day
  5941. you can imagine.
  5942.  
  5943. 1257
  5944. 01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:24,958
  5945. I've been kidnapped,
  5946. I've been robbed, I've
  5947.  
  5948. 1258
  5949. 01:02:25,002 --> 01:02:27,613
  5950. been open palm slapped
  5951. across the face.
  5952.  
  5953. 1259
  5954. 01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,789
  5955. I've lost
  5956. everything, everything.
  5957.  
  5958. 1260
  5959. 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,923
  5960. - All I have left is my friend Atticus.
  5961. - I told you.
  5962.  
  5963. 1261
  5964. 01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:35,360
  5965. Now after 72 hours,
  5966. you can file a missing
  5967.  
  5968. 1262
  5969. 01:02:35,403 --> 01:02:38,493
  5970. person's report if your man
  5971. has not come back to you.
  5972.  
  5973. 1263
  5974. 01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:41,018
  5975. He didn't leave me, he
  5976. didn't cheat on me, alright?
  5977.  
  5978. 1264
  5979. 01:02:41,061 --> 01:02:43,063
  5980. He followed me into a life
  5981. of crime for God's sake.
  5982.  
  5983. 1265
  5984. 01:02:43,107 --> 01:02:45,152
  5985. Is there anything else
  5986. I can do for you?
  5987.  
  5988. 1266
  5989. 01:02:45,196 --> 01:02:46,716
  5990. You're not sending
  5991. the police, are you?
  5992.  
  5993. 1267
  5994. 01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:47,720
  5995. Nope.
  5996.  
  5997. 1268
  5998. 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:50,897
  5999. Fuck, fuck it,
  6000. I'll do it myself.
  6001.  
  6002. 1269
  6003. 01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:54,814
  6004. - Thanks, guys. I'm sorry about that.
  6005. - Hey.
  6006.  
  6007. 1270
  6008. 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,815
  6009. - Do you need anything?
  6010. - Can you guys give me a ride?
  6011.  
  6012. 1271
  6013. 01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:59,123
  6014. - Yeah.
  6015. - Yeah. -Thank you.
  6016.  
  6017. 1272
  6018. 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,692
  6019. I'm saying we sell what we have,
  6020.  
  6021. 1273
  6022. 01:03:03,736 --> 01:03:05,433
  6023. and then we make
  6024. enough money to retire.
  6025.  
  6026. 1274
  6027. 01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:07,827
  6028. One last deal? That's worked?
  6029.  
  6030. 1275
  6031. 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:10,569
  6032. In the history of anything,
  6033. has one last deal ever worked?
  6034.  
  6035. 1276
  6036. 01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:12,397
  6037. I'm telling this
  6038. is a bad idea, Atticus.
  6039.  
  6040. 1277
  6041. 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,573
  6042. All I'm saying, Molly,
  6043. is these pills, you can
  6044.  
  6045. 1278
  6046. 01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:17,358
  6047. get 25 bucks each for them
  6048. and we have over 500 pills.
  6049.  
  6050. 1279
  6051. 01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:20,492
  6052. Okay, well, clearly, I'm the only
  6053. one who is thinking about our future.
  6054.  
  6055. 1280
  6056. 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,929
  6057. Our future, yours and mine
  6058. or yours and Kaitlin's?
  6059.  
  6060. 1281
  6061. 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,932
  6062. - Uh...
  6063. - Yeah, okay, well, whatever.
  6064.  
  6065. 1282
  6066. 01:03:25,976 --> 01:03:27,064
  6067. Mixed signals.
  6068.  
  6069. 1283
  6070. 01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:32,896
  6071. - Mary Jane? Liz?
  6072. - Um, no.
  6073.  
  6074. 1284
  6075. 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,898
  6076. Sorry.
  6077. I need to get in there, please.
  6078.  
  6079. 1285
  6080. 01:03:34,941 --> 01:03:36,681
  6081. - Right now. I know, sir, it's urgent.
  6082. - Yo, what's this about?
  6083.  
  6084. 1286
  6085. 01:03:36,682 --> 01:03:38,815
  6086. Well, you need to wait
  6087. in line like everybody else.
  6088.  
  6089. 1287
  6090. 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:40,598
  6091. - I cannot wait in line. I'm sorry. I can't wait in line.
  6092. - Yo, yo, yo.
  6093.  
  6094. 1288
  6095. 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,906
  6096. - This is an emergency, sir.
  6097. - You just cut the line.
  6098.  
  6099. 1289
  6100. 01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:45,473
  6101. - I'm on there, uh, Jennifer, uh.
  6102. - No, no Jennifer here.
  6103.  
  6104. 1290
  6105. 01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,953
  6106. - There's no Jennifer.
  6107. - Oh, my friend called in that's probably why.
  6108.  
  6109. 1291
  6110. 01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:49,912
  6111. - She didn't put my last name.
  6112. - Yes, I'm sorry. Hey, I need some help out here, man.
  6113.  
  6114. 1292
  6115. 01:03:49,913 --> 01:03:52,916
  6116. - Listen, we got a... we got a crazy one.
  6117. - What's going on?
  6118.  
  6119. 1293
  6120. 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:54,831
  6121. This is not...
  6122. No, I'm not crazy, sir.
  6123.  
  6124. 1294
  6125. 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:56,614
  6126. I have a friend in there
  6127. that I need to urgently see.
  6128.  
  6129. 1295
  6130. 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,660
  6131. - Name?
  6132. - Jennifer.
  6133.  
  6134. 1296
  6135. 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,966
  6136. - The name's not on the list.
  6137. - But it might not be under Jennifer.
  6138.  
  6139. 1297
  6140. 01:04:00,967 --> 01:04:04,753
  6141. - It may not be on the list.
  6142. - No 'cause my friend Christine or, uh, Marcus.
  6143.  
  6144. 1298
  6145. 01:04:04,797 --> 01:04:06,233
  6146. - Or?
  6147. - You guys, please.
  6148.  
  6149. 1299
  6150. 01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:07,320
  6151. No, unless...
  6152. You're gonna have to move.
  6153.  
  6154. 1300
  6155. 01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:08,496
  6156. You're gonna have to move.
  6157.  
  6158. 1301
  6159. 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,542
  6160. You are gonna have to move.
  6161.  
  6162. 1302
  6163. 01:04:10,585 --> 01:04:12,283
  6164. I don't have time for this shit.
  6165.  
  6166. 1303
  6167. 01:04:14,415 --> 01:04:16,940
  6168. - Shit.
  6169. - Maybe she could go in.
  6170.  
  6171. 1304
  6172. 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:23,076
  6173. We're good? You good? Thank you.
  6174.  
  6175. 1305
  6176. 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,904
  6177. You're welcome.
  6178.  
  6179. 1306
  6180. 01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:26,166
  6181. See, if it wasn't for that,
  6182.  
  6183. 1307
  6184. 01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:28,647
  6185. you know, I wouldn't let her in.
  6186.  
  6187. 1308
  6188. 01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:48,422
  6189. - Molly, are you okay?
  6190. - Do I look okay, Boo?
  6191.  
  6192. 1309
  6193. 01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:49,989
  6194. - Where is my teapot?
  6195. - It's here.
  6196.  
  6197. 1310
  6198. 01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:51,556
  6199. It's right here
  6200. in my backpack and I'm
  6201.  
  6202. 1311
  6203. 01:05:51,599 --> 01:05:53,340
  6204. really happy to
  6205. give it back to you.
  6206.  
  6207. 1312
  6208. 01:05:54,472 --> 01:05:57,170
  6209. Again, we are so sorry
  6210. about all of this.
  6211.  
  6212. 1313
  6213. 01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:59,520
  6214. - Really super sorry.
  6215. - You don't have our pills?
  6216.  
  6217. 1314
  6218. 01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:03,089
  6219. - You don't have our pills. Burn them.
  6220. - Burn?
  6221.  
  6222. 1315
  6223. 01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:06,397
  6224. - No, wait, that's... that's really extreme.
  6225. - Yeah, can't you just like
  6226.  
  6227. 1316
  6228. 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,443
  6229. - let us off with a stern warning or something?
  6230. - The time I gave you is up.
  6231.  
  6232. 1317
  6233. 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:11,532
  6234. I don't wanna die.
  6235. Oh, God, please.
  6236.  
  6237. 1318
  6238. 01:06:11,576 --> 01:06:13,447
  6239. Sir, I tried to get you your
  6240. drugs back,
  6241.  
  6242. 1319
  6243. 01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:15,101
  6244. just selling drugs
  6245. is really hard.
  6246.  
  6247. 1320
  6248. 01:06:15,145 --> 01:06:17,408
  6249. - Yeah, it only looks easy.
  6250. - And it's not.
  6251.  
  6252. 1321
  6253. 01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:20,018
  6254. We should have left it to the experts.
  6255. We're really, really sorry.
  6256.  
  6257. 1322
  6258. 01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:21,977
  6259. I've been dragged through
  6260. the underbelly of Los Angeles,
  6261.  
  6262. 1323
  6263. 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,980
  6264. isn't my emotional
  6265. scarring enough?
  6266.  
  6267. 1324
  6268. 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:25,416
  6269. I don't think so.
  6270.  
  6271. 1325
  6272. 01:06:25,459 --> 01:06:26,765
  6273. Physical scar will do.
  6274.  
  6275. 1326
  6276. 01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:28,027
  6277. Keep going, guys.
  6278.  
  6279. 1327
  6280. 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:30,029
  6281. - Oh, God.
  6282. - Oh, God.
  6283.  
  6284. 1328
  6285. 01:06:30,073 --> 01:06:32,509
  6286. - Molly, I'm so sorry.
  6287. - Oh, for what, getting us burned alive?
  6288.  
  6289. 1329
  6290. 01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:34,728
  6291. - Don't worry about it.
  6292. - Uh, sir, you don't have to do this.
  6293.  
  6294. 1330
  6295. 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:36,035
  6296. Please, just let Molly go.
  6297.  
  6298. 1331
  6299. 01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:39,125
  6300. Oh, how sweet, makes me cry.
  6301.  
  6302. 1332
  6303. 01:06:39,169 --> 01:06:42,563
  6304. Oh, wait, that's just a fumes from
  6305. your burning carcasses.
  6306.  
  6307. 1333
  6308. 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,001
  6309. Sir, if you let us go,
  6310. we will do anything you want.
  6311.  
  6312. 1334
  6313. 01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:48,004
  6314. What I want is to have
  6315. you burn for fucking my asshole.
  6316.  
  6317. 1335
  6318. 01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:49,875
  6319. Sir, we never meant
  6320. to fuck your asshole.
  6321.  
  6322. 1336
  6323. 01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:51,746
  6324. - Not once.
  6325. - Never.
  6326.  
  6327. 1337
  6328. 01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:53,487
  6329. Give me something to drink.
  6330.  
  6331. 1338
  6332. 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:56,664
  6333. I want to make a toast to
  6334. these two being burned alive.
  6335.  
  6336. 1339
  6337. 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:59,450
  6338. - By the way, I got jumped by your crazy bitch girlfriend.
  6339. - What?
  6340.  
  6341. 1340
  6342. 01:06:59,493 --> 01:07:01,321
  6343. - You guys are a bunch of pervs.
  6344. - What?
  6345.  
  6346. 1341
  6347. 01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,323
  6348. Yeah, she told me all
  6349. about being Peter Panned
  6350.  
  6351. 1342
  6352. 01:07:03,367 --> 01:07:06,065
  6353. and how she played with your
  6354. stinker bell, a bunch of pervs.
  6355.  
  6356. 1343
  6357. 01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:09,851
  6358. - What the fuck's stinker bell?
  6359. - I never wanted to do this. I hated doing that... at first.
  6360.  
  6361. 1344
  6362. 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:13,899
  6363. What? What things?
  6364. You guys are sick.
  6365.  
  6366. 1345
  6367. 01:07:13,942 --> 01:07:16,727
  6368. Good thing we never hooked up, otherwise, I'd
  6369. have to come up with rules and regulations
  6370.  
  6371. 1346
  6372. 01:07:16,728 --> 01:07:20,297
  6373. - for capturing the butthole.
  6374. - You'd do that for me?
  6375.  
  6376. 1347
  6377. 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,820
  6378. The fact that I even came up with a
  6379. point system for capturing the butthole,
  6380.  
  6381. 1348
  6382. 01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:25,041
  6383. probably says a little bit about
  6384. how I feel about you.
  6385.  
  6386. 1349
  6387. 01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,781
  6388. Why didn't you
  6389. ever say anything?
  6390.  
  6391. 1350
  6392. 01:07:26,825 --> 01:07:29,045
  6393. 'Cause you had a girlfriend.
  6394.  
  6395. 1351
  6396. 01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:31,438
  6397. Fuck, Molly,
  6398. you should have said something.
  6399.  
  6400. 1352
  6401. 01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:34,006
  6402. - Kaitlin sucks.
  6403. - I told you Kaitlin sucks.
  6404.  
  6405. 1353
  6406. 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,269
  6407. I told you in so many
  6408. subtle ways Kaitlin sucks.
  6409.  
  6410. 1354
  6411. 01:07:36,313 --> 01:07:37,488
  6412. Why did you stay with her?
  6413.  
  6414. 1355
  6415. 01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:39,359
  6416. I don't know, she liked me
  6417.  
  6418. 1356
  6419. 01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:41,123
  6420. and I never thought
  6421. I had a chance with you.
  6422.  
  6423. 1357
  6424. 01:07:43,233 --> 01:07:47,193
  6425. I love you, Molly, and I never said anything
  6426. because I thought you'd push me away,
  6427.  
  6428. 1358
  6429. 01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:50,457
  6430. and I wouldn't get to work with
  6431. you and I'd lose you forever.
  6432.  
  6433. 1359
  6434. 01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:53,852
  6435. Alright, well, I don't wanna die
  6436. without telling you I love you too.
  6437.  
  6438. 1360
  6439. 01:07:53,895 --> 01:07:55,455
  6440. I mean, as much as
  6441. I'm capable of loving
  6442.  
  6443. 1361
  6444. 01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:57,856
  6445. someone, I know that isn't much.
  6446.  
  6447. 1362
  6448. 01:07:57,899 --> 01:07:58,944
  6449. It's enough.
  6450.  
  6451. 1363
  6452. 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:06,473
  6453. I would like to propose a toast.
  6454.  
  6455. 1364
  6456. 01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:10,521
  6457. Here's to you
  6458. and your trip to hell.
  6459.  
  6460. 1365
  6461. 01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,661
  6462. I don't feel so good.
  6463.  
  6464. 1366
  6465. 01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:21,880
  6466. Hold that.
  6467.  
  6468. 1367
  6469. 01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:23,838
  6470. God.
  6471.  
  6472. 1368
  6473. 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,628
  6474. - Help me!
  6475. - Help him already.
  6476.  
  6477. 1369
  6478. 01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:33,457
  6479. Get off your assholes and do something.
  6480. That's what we paid you to do.
  6481.  
  6482. 1370
  6483. 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,849
  6484. If you let us go,
  6485. we'll help him.
  6486.  
  6487. 1371
  6488. 01:08:34,893 --> 01:08:37,156
  6489. Do it. Hurry.
  6490.  
  6491. 1372
  6492. 01:08:45,904 --> 01:08:47,862
  6493. Let this man go.
  6494.  
  6495. 1373
  6496. 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,131
  6497. - Yes.
  6498. - Yes.
  6499.  
  6500. 1374
  6501. 01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:58,134
  6502. Holy shit,
  6503. what the hell happened?
  6504.  
  6505. 1375
  6506. 01:09:18,589 --> 01:09:20,243
  6507. Oh, Jesus.
  6508.  
  6509. 1376
  6510. 01:09:22,114 --> 01:09:25,987
  6511. - You did it.
  6512. - We did it. We did it.
  6513.  
  6514. 1377
  6515. 01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:36,520
  6516. Senior molestation is not okay.
  6517.  
  6518. 1378
  6519. 01:09:36,563 --> 01:09:38,913
  6520. No.
  6521.  
  6522. 1379
  6523. 01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:40,088
  6524. No.
  6525.  
  6526. 1380
  6527. 01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:55,713
  6528. That felt good. That felt like...
  6529. That felt better.
  6530.  
  6531. 1381
  6532. 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:56,931
  6533. - Really?
  6534. - Mm-hmm.
  6535.  
  6536. 1382
  6537. 01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:58,716
  6538. Okay. No, it was great.
  6539.  
  6540. 1383
  6541. 01:09:58,759 --> 01:10:00,457
  6542. This part was
  6543. really, really great.
  6544.  
  6545. 1384
  6546. 01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:07,768
  6547. Um, you just seem so nervous.
  6548.  
  6549. 1385
  6550. 01:10:07,812 --> 01:10:10,815
  6551. Excuse me, I should've
  6552. had my coffee. Oh.
  6553.  
  6554. 1386
  6555. 01:10:12,033 --> 01:10:14,688
  6556. So, uh,
  6557. what do you all think of this?
  6558.  
  6559. 1387
  6560. 01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:23,610
  6561. Movie night was a big bust.
  6562.  
  6563. 1388
  6564. 01:10:23,654 --> 01:10:26,309
  6565. I told you we shoulda
  6566. gone with Magic Mike XL,
  6567.  
  6568. 1389
  6569. 01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:28,702
  6570. it's a masterpiece with
  6571. a good story arc, pendejos.
  6572.  
  6573. 1390
  6574. 01:10:28,746 --> 01:10:29,790
  6575. Yeah, Si.
  6576.  
  6577. 1391
  6578. 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,362
  6579. I just said to someone, "Hey,
  6580. man, I need a D," and he's like,
  6581.  
  6582. 1392
  6583. 01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:39,278
  6584. "Well, I need a D too."
  6585. And I'd know exactly
  6586.  
  6587. 1393
  6588. 01:10:39,322 --> 01:10:40,932
  6589. what the fuck
  6590. he's talking about.
  6591.  
  6592. 1394
  6593. 01:10:40,975 --> 01:10:42,975
  6594. I'm talking about diapers,
  6595. he's talking about dick.
  6596.  
  6597. 1395
  6598. 01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:49,941
  6599. - You'll find someone special.
  6600. - No.
  6601.  
  6602. 1396
  6603. 01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:51,203
  6604. - Yeah.
  6605. - No.
  6606.  
  6607. 1397
  6608. 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,160
  6609. There's a girl out there
  6610.  
  6611. 1398
  6612. 01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:53,161
  6613. who's just dying to
  6614.  
  6615. 1399
  6616. 01:10:53,205 --> 01:10:55,207
  6617. grapefruit you.
  6618.  
  6619. 1400
  6620. 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,556
  6621. - Really.
  6622. - Yeah.
  6623.  
  6624. 1401
  6625. 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,037
  6626. Rodney could
  6627. find a girl like that.
  6628.  
  6629. 1402
  6630. 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,430
  6631. A real grapefruiter.
  6632.  
  6633. 1403
  6634. 01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:11,049
  6635. Hang it.
  6636.  
  6637. 1404
  6638. 01:11:11,092 --> 01:11:12,702
  6639. Good, good, good,
  6640. there, yeah, that's beautiful.
  6641.  
  6642. 1405
  6643. 01:11:12,703 --> 01:11:14,574
  6644. That's perfect like that,
  6645. except now,
  6646.  
  6647. 1406
  6648. 01:11:14,618 --> 01:11:17,055
  6649. I want you to get
  6650. really comfortable, okay?
  6651.  
  6652. 1407
  6653. 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:24,802
  6654. They wouldn't be
  6655. parading around in the light.
  6656.  
  6657. 1408
  6658. 01:11:24,845 --> 01:11:26,194
  6659. No, no, I guess they wouldn't.
  6660.  
  6661. 1409
  6662. 01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:28,501
  6663. Yeah, element of surprise.
  6664.  
  6665. 1410
  6666. 01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:50,088
  6667. - Yeah.
  6668. - Atticus.
  6669.  
  6670. 1411
  6671. 01:11:50,131 --> 01:11:52,264
  6672. Did you see my friend,
  6673. he was right here?
  6674.  
  6675. 1412
  6676. 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,485
  6677. Atticus, Scout,
  6678. Pirelli, Atticus.
  6679.  
  6680. 1413
  6681. 01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:57,648
  6682. Okay, very good. We've all seen
  6683. To Kill A Mockingbird.
  6684.  
  6685. 1414
  6686. 01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:07,584
  6687. Yeah, I got
  6688. your card, thank you.
  6689.  
  6690. 1415
  6691. 01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,542
  6692. I feel somethin" a little
  6693. different in here.
  6694.  
  6695. 1416
  6696. 01:12:09,586 --> 01:12:11,326
  6697. I don't know what it is,
  6698. but I'm kinda stoked.
  6699.  
  6700. 1417
  6701. 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:12,589
  6702. - Yeah.
  6703. - I feel good about it.
  6704.  
  6705. 1418
  6706. 01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:22,338
  6707. You should have never sold your
  6708. shit in Gato Roble's territory.
  6709.  
  6710. 1419
  6711. 01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:24,862
  6712. I know. A total puta.
  6713.  
  6714. 1420
  6715. 01:12:24,905 --> 01:12:26,385
  6716. I couldn't agree more
  6717. and you guys are
  6718.  
  6719. 1421
  6720. 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:28,387
  6721. angry, and you
  6722. really should be angry.
  6723.  
  6724. 1422
  6725. 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:30,476
  6726. I'd be angry too like,
  6727. "Oh, here's this puta."
  6728.  
  6729. 1423
  6730. 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:39,267
  6731. You let motherfucking strangers
  6732. in my place of business?
  6733.  
  6734. 1424
  6735. 01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:42,358
  6736. We had to.
  6737.  
  6738. 1425
  6739. 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:46,318
  6740. What the fuck are you twatholes
  6741. standing around for?
  6742.  
  6743. 1426
  6744. 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,407
  6745. Find them, go.
  6746.  
  6747. 1427
  6748. 01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:49,713
  6749. Jesus Christ.
  6750.  
  6751. 1428
  6752. 01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:01,377
  6753. Hold on a second. Ma, ma?
  6754.  
  6755. 1429
  6756. 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:04,336
  6757. Hey, you got my shit?
  6758.  
  6759. 1430
  6760. 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,164
  6761. What shit, honey?
  6762.  
  6763. 1431
  6764. 01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:07,407
  6765. Did you clean down here today?
  6766.  
  6767. 1432
  6768. 01:13:08,645 --> 01:13:10,211
  6769. I told you not
  6770. to touch my stuff.
  6771.  
  6772. 1433
  6773. 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:12,823
  6774. Honey, I've got to
  6775. Dethaw the lasagne.
  6776.  
  6777. 1434
  6778. 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:14,564
  6779. Alright, I'm getting hungry.
  6780.  
  6781. 1435
  6782. 01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:16,217
  6783. Working on my appetite.
  6784.  
  6785. 1436
  6786. 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:17,701
  6787. Killing
  6788. motherfuckers left and right.
  6789.  
  6790. 1437
  6791. 01:13:22,659 --> 01:13:26,793
  6792. So you should have a grapefruit that
  6793. has two sides missing just like this.
  6794.  
  6795. 1438
  6796. 01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:28,839
  6797. Now what you're gonna do
  6798. is you're gonna put a hole
  6799.  
  6800. 1439
  6801. 01:13:28,882 --> 01:13:31,624
  6802. at the middle of the grapefruit
  6803. approximately the size...
  6804.  
  6805. 1440
  6806. 01:13:31,668 --> 01:13:33,365
  6807. - Yeah, nice.
  6808. - ...that you're gonna do.
  6809.  
  6810. 1441
  6811. 01:13:39,327 --> 01:13:40,590
  6812. You know she religious?
  6813.  
  6814. 1442
  6815. 01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:43,462
  6816. She's taking this
  6817. straight to Mountain High.
  6818.  
  6819. 1443
  6820. 01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:07,443
  6821. Uh, this is
  6822. pretty much your job now.
  6823.  
  6824. 1444
  6825. 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:09,270
  6826. Alright,
  6827. there you go, right there.
  6828.  
  6829. 1445
  6830. 01:14:17,931 --> 01:14:19,280
  6831. That's okay,
  6832. you don't need to...
  6833.  
  6834. 1446
  6835. 01:14:19,324 --> 01:14:20,238
  6836. There's an old lady...
  6837.  
  6838. 1447
  6839. 01:14:20,281 --> 01:14:21,500
  6840. ...stink up my car.
  6841.  
  6842. 1448
  6843. 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:23,371
  6844. ...just waiting for him.
  6845.  
  6846. 1449
  6847. 01:14:23,415 --> 01:14:25,809
  6848. He's just waving his arms.
  6849.  
  6850. 1450
  6851. 01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:27,374
  6852. Please not... Please
  6853. let's not signal for him.
  6854.  
  6855. 1451
  6856. 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,420
  6857. Yeah.
  6858.  
  6859. 1452
  6860. 01:14:31,641 --> 01:14:35,427
  6861. You know in combat, they taught
  6862. me a little bit about torture.
  6863.  
  6864. 1453
  6865. 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:40,127
  6866. What you're going to get right now, my
  6867. friend is a non-stop dose of Fox News.
  6868.  
  6869. 1454
  6870. 01:14:40,171 --> 01:14:42,782
  6871. Oh, God, no, hang on.
  6872.  
  6873. 1455
  6874. 01:14:42,826 --> 01:14:48,309
  6875. People are...
  6876. Oh, this is so disingenuous.
  6877.  
  6878. 1456
  6879. 01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:52,792
  6880. D2, take the mark.
  6881.  
  6882. 1457
  6883. 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:02,585
  6884. - Wait for the plane.
  6885. - I hear something.
  6886.  
  6887. 1458
  6888. 01:15:02,628 --> 01:15:05,544
  6889. - Yeah, I do hear something.
  6890. - Or the motorcycles.
  6891.  
  6892. 1459
  6893. 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,508
  6894. Butter.
  6895.  
  6896. 1460
  6897. 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:14,988
  6898. Stay off my butter.
  6899.  
  6900. 1461
  6901. 01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:18,097
  6902. Let's swiftly talk
  6903. about how annoyed...
  6904.  
  6905. 1462
  6906. 01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,008
  6907. You've been
  6908. paying for me... Bring
  6909.  
  6910. 1463
  6911. 01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:38,055
  6912. your fucking-your
  6913. fucking legs so I can fuck.
  6914.  
  6915. 1464
  6916. 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:42,363
  6917. And I'll shit...
  6918. I'll shit on that skull
  6919.  
  6920. 1465
  6921. 01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:43,974
  6922. and I'll keep on fucking it.
  6923.  
  6924. 1466
  6925. 01:15:44,017 --> 01:15:46,280
  6926. I'll lube up on it,
  6927. the fucking shit.
  6928.  
  6929. 1467
  6930. 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:48,413
  6931. I don't care. I got nothing.
  6932.  
  6933. 1468
  6934. 01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:53,592
  6935. The pills
  6936. you took the other night?
  6937.  
  6938. 1469
  6939. 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:58,466
  6940. And you need to...
  6941. You need to help... I'm sorry.
  6942.  
  6943. 1470
  6944. 01:16:00,077 --> 01:16:01,861
  6945. I'm sorry.
  6946.  
  6947. 1471
  6948. 01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:03,559
  6949. Right here, son.
  6950.  
  6951. 1472
  6952. 01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:04,602
  6953. Right here.
  6954.  
  6955. 1473
  6956. 01:16:08,738 --> 01:16:10,348
  6957. Just, uh, take your time there.
  6958.  
  6959. 1474
  6960. 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:15,222
  6961. Just take it nice,
  6962. take it slow, hold on there.
  6963.  
  6964. 1475
  6965. 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:17,007
  6966. Just getting ready.
  6967.  
  6968. 1476
  6969. 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,836
  6970. Uh, just get the tip real nice.
  6971.  
  6972. 1477
  6973. 01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:23,317
  6974. This is the top of the fruit you
  6975. can see right there, very versatile.
  6976.  
  6977. 1478
  6978. 01:16:23,361 --> 01:16:24,405
  6979. Sure.
  6980.  
  6981. 1479
  6982. 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:26,582
  6983. Oh, yeah.
  6984.  
  6985. 1480
  6986. 01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:31,848
  6987. One, dos.
  6988.  
  6989. 1481
  6990. 01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:34,590
  6991. Can someone call
  6992. Chris Hansen because
  6993.  
  6994. 1482
  6995. 01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:38,115
  6996. I'm destroying
  6997. your 13-year-old ass.
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