Unique XP awards you've earned:
50   dreams of before            Was it all just a dream?
200  furnace                     Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace.
175  agnes' secret               Blackmailed Sister Agnes with her nasty secret in the basement.
800  Edith's dolly               Returned Edith's dolly to her.
500  shoggoth tunnels            Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels.
150  intern                      Landed a desk job at Weyland-Utani.
500  bad lieutenant              Judge, jury and executioner for The Man.
600  matter compiler             Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals.
400  nodachi                     Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island.
500  enlightenment               Achieved enlightenment in the Kakuri monastery.
50   Roshi                       Defeated Master Roshi in combat.
600  redneck nuker               yeehaa! kablooey!
125  hitler                      Found the final solution to the criminal problem.
250  baby back ribs              A tasty alternative to a back alley abortion.
350  baby back ribs pt2          For one baby a day, you can keep a cannibal fed.
100  moonshiner                  Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine.
350  baby farmer                 Sacrificed your firstborn to the shoggoth.
500  brundlechud                 Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud.
450  WOPR                        Beat the supercomputer WOPR at its own game.
200  belly of the beast          Wading through a horde of the undead.
50   Father Flannigan            Gave some orphans a reason to live.
500  UFO Mechanic                Fixed the crashed UFO at the crater rim.
200  apotheosis                  Discovered the Juicer clan "God".
150  charnold                    Hunted down and killed the Charnold.
350  egg harvest                 Killed the bug queen for her eggs.
500  crack bomber                Terror-bombed the crack mansion.
50   drug dealer                 First one's free, kid!
100  demon killer                Killed an agent of satan for Prchr.
50   fightclub                   Passed the Fight Club initiation.
650  turing award                10 PRINT 'UR GAY' 20 GOTO 10
500  gun dealer                  Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership.


Unique XP awards you've earned:
48   offed an orphan             -agnes fuck you
40   offed a wild dog            Q: What did the dog call his father? A: His paw!!!
80   killed a chud               Found a chud and killed it.
24   euthanized an old fart      Found an old man and murdered it.
48   slew a slagtown monkey      Who is the alpha male now?
24   neutralized a gatekeeper    Found a gatekeeper and neutralized it.
24   neutralized an escaped pris Killbot found him.
96   murdered a tusker           Don't forget to save the dick. It'll make a good hotdog.
96   slaughtered a chobo         No sigrits for him!
104  murdered a nippoinitiate    Found a nippoinitiate and murdered it.
120  slaughtered a nippoacolyte  Found a nippoacolyte and slaughtered it.
24   killed a hospital patient   He's out of his misery.
24   slaughtered a hentai nurse  How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
96   slew a crackhead            I just wanted a rock...
8    murdered an offspring       Found an offspring and murdered it.
112  offed a redneck             It puts the lotion on its skin.
64   neutralized a chukka        Found a chukka and neutralized it.
144  slaughtered an armordillo   Found an armordillo and slaughtered it.
80   slew a babymomma            You dun tuk her bebby away!
120  murdered a racist           I'll getcha neegras!
40   executed a yacatisma cultis Found a yacatisma cultist and executed it.
80   offed a nerdling            Found a nerdling and offed it.
80   slaughtered a pregnant teen Found a pregnant teenager and slaughtered it.
160  wasted a mutant baby        It's awwwwwwright.
64   dispatched a sea chud       Beware the wrath of Grath!
40   slaughtered a sentry droid  Found a sentry droid and slaughtered it.
352  offed a grindroid           Found a grindroid and offed it.
400  offed a jigsurgeon          Found a jigsurgeon and offed it.
352  neutralized a drilliac      Found a drilliac and neutralized it.
224  wasted a phagelab zombie    You're fighting for your life inside a thriller, thriller
120  executed a zombie           'Cuz it's a thriller, thriller night...
24   snuffed a satanist          Found a satanist and snuffed it.
72   dispatched an otaku kid     WWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!?
144  dispatched a mime           Found a mime and dispatched it.
104  banished a poltergeist      An invisible man, sleeping in your bed
400  killed a master vampire     You don't belong in this world!
72   slaughtered a cave bandit   Found a cave bandit and slaughtered it.
96   executed a bully            Found a bully and executed it.
24   neutralized a small rat     He just wanted to dress up like one of the three musketeers!
56   neutralized a chobo (sharpt Found a chobo (sharpton) and neutralized it.
48   neutralized a giant rat     Found a giant rat and neutralized it.
120  neutralized a celebrity zom TOM CRUISE MISSILE HITS CELEBRITY ZOMBIE
400  offed a mall boomer zombie  Found a mall boomer zombie and offed it.
120  killed a mall zombie        Found a mall zombie and killed it.
120  murdered an alligator       Found an alligator and murdered it.
176  executed a crocodile        Found a crocodile and executed it.
80   murdered a caiman           Found a caiman and murdered it.
160  snuffed a crackfiend        Found a crackfiend and snuffed it.
24   dispatched a clown          What am I, a clown to you? Am I here for your amusement?
24   killed a crack baby         Found a crack baby and killed it.
24   murdered a carnie           Found a carnie and murdered it.
208  executed a hepcat           So hip, daddy-o.
208  slew a shoggoth spawn       Found a shoggoth spawn and slew it.
64   snuffed a scumbag           Found a scumbag and snuffed it.
168  offed a lobstrosity         You're gonna need a LOT of butter.
72   offed a beefalo             Mmmmm.... ribwich.
200  neutralized an arachno      Found an arachno and neutralized it.
72   wasted an assaulting gangla Found an assaulting gangland citizen and wasted it.
72   offed a gangland citizen    Found a gangland citizen and offed it.
240  dispatched a rock leech     Found a rock leech and dispatched it.
240  slaughtered an invading roc Found an invading rock leech and slaughtered it.
96   murdered a googlepede       Found a googlepede and murdered it.
336  slaughtered a toxic freak   Found a toxic freak and slaughtered it.
You've had 63/345 species killed, for 7552/49852 XP.


Unique XP awards you've earned:
75   found the chemical plant
75   found the country road
75   explored Edith's house
60   discovered the crater rim
75   visited the cave complex
75   visited the sewers
50   visited gangland
75   explored the sharpton projects - exterior
75   found sharpton interior
50   visited the shoreline
50   found princeton general
75   explored Weyland-utani building
50   visited final rest home
75   explored the wasteland
75   visited vault 4
75   explored the abandoned highway
75   visited the village of lurleen
75   found the mountain pass
75   found kakuri island
75   discovered kakuri monastery 1st floor
75   found kakuri monastery, basement
75   visited the mall
1    achieved nirvana
75   visited the north beach
75   discovered the nukem academy
75   discovered phil's diner
75   explored the Lurleen estates
75   visited remote church
75   found the underground mine
75   reached the ocean cliffs
75   discovered botany bay
75   discovered Dragon Gulag
75   found the rodger young
75   visited the open prairie
75   found weezer dam
75   visited the subway tunnels
75   found the decrepit farmhouse
75   visited maas-neotek
75   reached glowstiller
75   discovered the toxic dump
75   discovered the bradbury basement
75   explored the infested deeps
75   reached lanyard court fire station
75   reached the death adder ravine
75   reached the star field
75   found new clearwater
75   visited the new clearwater sewer system
75   visited birchwood
100  explored birchwood heights
75   investigated diablo seco
75   explored spaceorg HQ
75   visited the glass mesa
75   discovered the mountainside
75   discovered the sub-sewers
75   visited the dam interior
75   explored the weezer village
75   explored the adamant canyon east
75   discovered the ashen valley
100  climbed on mount fisty
75   reached the screaming chasm
75   reached the screamer base
75   visited haaskel dormitory
75   discovered the canyon's depths
75   explored the luskentyre plateau
75   discovered the luskentryan mansion
125  went to hell
75   visited the sky
100  visited the refinery
75   reached Coventry island
75   found the tortuga island
75   landed at macero
75   found devil's towers
75   visited the exxon valdez
75   visited our dear lady of lust
You've had 74/179 places explored, for 5486/13561 XP.


Unique XP awards you've earned:
50   soylent feast               Nothing beats the home made stuff!
10   kitten killer               Didn't think of the kittens, wanker.
25   david motari                That was mean.
150  soulthief                   Trapped some poor sucker's soul in a pentagram.
50   the serenest                Won a staring contest.
50   over the top                Won an arm-wrestling match.
1    whore                       Sold your body to the night.  ROXANNE!
100  the furnisher               Used your surroundings to finish the job.
1    cherry popper               Devirginized someone.
50   breeder                     The miracle of childbirth!
1    ruptured                    Ruptured the very fabric of the world. Way to go!
100  bully                       You were a total dick to some poor nerd.
1    griefer                     Killed another player.  You big tough manly man.
69   minge binge!                What a nice smelling nice smell.
1    the clap                    Contracted an unfortunate social disease.
100  thuggin                     Jacked some poor clone for his credit.
50   red ribbon                  Discovered the ancient African AIDS cure.
1    James Kopp                  Saved the unborn by murdering a doctor.
600  satanist!                   Made a reputation for flamboyant evil.
100  curly moustache             oh he's so pringles
350  hit man                     Committed murder for hire.
25   Yogi Style                  You're a regular Hanna Barbarian.
200  ghostbuster                 You are seriously not afraid of no ghost.
500  mad scientist!              Made a reputation as a mad scientist.
50   cancer cure                 Discovered a non-cure for cancer.
100  air supply                  Brought the gate trooper his favorite album.
1    etiquette                   learned in the way of ETIQUETTE
100  finish him!                 Executed fifty fatalities.
1    golden shower               Watering for sport.
1    medic                       Made a living helping the ill and disabled.
500  mount fisty                 Climbed treacherous Mount Fisty. Go you!
100  kurt                        You hate yourself and want to die.
50   fonzie                      You restarted the jukebox in the bar. You're so goddamn cool.
150  high roller                 Gambled your way to high-roller status.
1    ghostbuster                 Made a living busting ghosts.
1    frogger                     The police dog has no idea what to do!
7    The R Crumb                 Like a couple of dang spider monkeys..
You've had 37/290 achievements, for 3647/38695 XP.