The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by CONSOLE.
CONSOLE: username:
Ywa: YOUR MOM
Ywa: Can we do this in 3 hours?
Ywa: I'm at work bro
Ywa: username: ywa
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Allow more users to use console.
CONSOLE: username:
Ywa: You're the one who can do that bro
Ywa: Brb piss
Ywa: I'll give some ppl officer in a bit
CONSOLE: please message admnistration if you wish to apply
Ywa: You're making typos bro
Ywa: That's not cool!
Ywa: Yeah, e-mail ywa@limetric.com if you want officer
Ywa: And state your steam name here. And your irc name
Ywa: kthx
Ywa: Piss now, maybe a lil fap
Ywa: We'll see
Ywa: CONSOLE
Ywa: REQUESTING PERMISSION TO EXTEND LOGIN
Ywa: TO AROUND 18:30 GMT
Ywa: WHICH IS LIKE 2.5 HOURS
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot extend login.
CONSOLE: username:
Ywa: Youre breaking my balls here
Ywa: Hang on
ģЯøШηϋρ*: admin
CONSOLE: password:
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
Ywa: Oh good I see there are multiple officers now
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid account.  Account may have been removed.
CONSOLE: username:
ģЯøШηϋρ*: portal
CONSOLE: password:
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hunter
Ywa: You're making no sense grownup
Ywa: Since when is the hunter related to the ARG
CONSOLE: subpassword:
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Ywa, I'm trying to recreate what Trickboss did yesterday
Ywa: Oh I see
ģЯøШηϋρ*: i.e. trying to recreate something THAT WORKED
Ywa: Good luck son!
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Account locked.
CONSOLE: username:
ģЯøШηϋρ*: jhallick
Ywa: ';alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//\';alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//";alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//\";alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//--></SCRIPT>">'><SCRIPT>alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))</SCRIPT>
Ywa: Shit. No reply. I bet bots from the 1973 didnt support javascript exploits yet
ģЯøШηϋρ*: nice try though, heh
CONSOLE: password:
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
Ywa: Yo Trickboss
Ywa: Bro
Ywa: You're officer
Trickboss: Oh thanks
Trickboss: We have a list of names
Trickboss: don't we
CONSOLE: -LOGGING IN-
CONSOLE: ---
ģЯøШηϋρ*: BOOYA!
CONSOLE: ---
CONSOLE: ---
Trickboss: Nice
CONSOLE: LOGGED INTO ACCOUNT OF J.H.
CONSOLE: >>>
ģЯøШηϋρ*: dir
Ywa: shutdown -r
Ywa: LOL THEY HATIN
CONSOLE: /end
/hyperborea
/55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
ģЯøШηϋρ*: /hyperborea
Ywa: Use cd bro
Ywa: cd /hyperborea
ģЯøШηϋρ*: ywa, it worked just fine yesterday
Ywa: Yah but we must follow RFC-1943
CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: ERROR-: File is corrupt or incomplete.
CONSOLE: >>>
Ywa: rfix /hyperborea
ģЯøШηϋρ*: /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
Ywa: or that
CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: ERROR-: No error specified.
CONSOLE: >>>
Trickboss: /help
Ywa: sudo cd /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Help or Sudo are not valid commands.
CONSOLE: >>>
ģЯøШηϋρ*: /users
Ywa: /yum install sudo
Ywa: /distro?
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid commands.
CONSOLE: >>>
Ywa: ls
ģЯøШηϋρ*: He's wanting us to type the end, is he
ģЯøШηϋρ*: wait
ģЯøШηϋρ*: cd \
CONSOLE: >>>
Ywa: cd /~gabe.newell
Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató entered chat.
Ywa: cd /porn
Ywa: vlc knife-porn.avi
Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: login
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid CDs.
ģЯøШηϋρ*: cd ..
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot login until logout.
Ywa: cd / (root)
Ywa: /?
ģЯøШηϋρ*: I already tried that, Ywa
CONSOLE: ---OPENING 555.txt---
ģЯøШηϋρ*: interesting
ģЯøШηϋρ*: crypto guys, get ready
CONSOLE: ---I put this here for later.  If you're reading this, you obviously don't know how to use this console.  I barely know either.

~J.H.---
Ywa: Ctrl+C
CONSOLE: >>>
Ywa: ok
Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: login
ģЯøШηϋρ*: procyon: we're already logged in, genius!
CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot login until logout.
Ywa: Dude we cant login. We're already logged in
CONSOLE: >>>
Ywa: dir
Ywa: I forgot about it
ģЯøШηϋρ*: /end
Ywa: In b4 shitstorm
CONSOLE: ---UPLOADING DATA PACKET 2/3---
CONSOLE: . . .
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Wow
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
ģЯøШηϋρ*: that's what I call reverse psychology
CONSOLE: . . .
ģЯøШηϋρ*: am I talking to GLaDOS here?
Ywa: whereis data packet2/3
CONSOLE: ---DATA PACKET UPLOADED---
Ywa: locate
CONSOLE: >>>
Ywa: whereis data packet
Trickboss: /dir
CONSOLE: /hyperborea
NEW: /boiler
Ywa: ls
Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: /boiler
Ywa: cd /boiler
CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
Ywa: I bet this console runs iOS
Ywa: So slow
ģЯøШηϋρ*: apparently
Trickboss: Inb4 blue screen
Ywa: or Mac OS X Lion
CONSOLE: data request will take 15 minutes until completion
ģЯøШηϋρ*: ...
CONSOLE: please hold
ģЯøШηϋρ*: trololololol
Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: . . .
ģЯøШηϋρ*: we should let it work
Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató listens to the elevator music
Trickboss: no more commands
ģЯøШηϋρ*: we should just rest 15 minutes
Ywa: newthread
Trickboss: after 15 mins
Ywa: /boiler
Ywa: FIGHT THE POWER
Trickboss: he's not gonna reply
Trickboss: do /hyperborea in 15 mins
Trickboss: with password borealis
Ywa: Will do boss
Trickboss: Kay :D
Trickboss: Commandhat asks for officer
Ywa: Commandhat, PM me @ IRC
Ywa: I bet the console is fapping now
Ywa: At some damn hot ascii sex art
Ywa: ,-\';__.
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Ywa: Ok that didnt work out
ģЯøШηϋρ*: come on ywa
ģЯøШηϋρ*: at least send some pictures
Trickboss: 17:52
ģЯøШηϋρ*: instead of dashes and lines and characters
CONSOLE: MD2: 37e240efc85a7ae2199c75af179e9f59
MD4: d28474c5a11d77c0901a7d88c7582080
MD5: 1e76bfc07a75c33dfb5547e7f1f3e12a
CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :

CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
$1$IKAXxR8v$XQwZbVmhM8rZFFMHQSkZo1
      (form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
psvd7.vKXb4KQ

SHA1: 04f1d8e571cc1cacf880d4cff09ae69dc8530286
RIPEMD-160:
  f6e39107e8f8959b351f299f6ae6b3606abf5c8d
CONSOLE: >>>
ģЯøШηϋρ*: crypto guys!
ģЯøШηϋρ*: /dir
CONSOLE: /hyperborea
Trickboss: /hyperborea
CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: . . .
CONSOLE: ---UPLOADING DATA PACKET 3/3---
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Awesome!
ģЯøШηϋρ*: wait a minute
Ywa: dump / mailto:ywa@limetric.com
Ywa: that should do the job
CONSOLE: ---DATA PACKET 52/1 UPLOADED---
ģЯøШηϋρ*: i knew it
ģЯøШηϋρ*: that couldn't be the end
CONSOLE: >>
Trickboss: /dir
CONSOLE: messagefromadmin.txt
messagefromhallick.txt
messagefromadmin2.txt
CONSOLE: >>
ģЯøШηϋρ*: view messagefromadmin.txt
Ywa: unignore Ywa
Ywa: vi messagefromadmin.txt
Ywa: nano messagefromadmin.txt
ģЯøШηϋρ*: Ywa, he's not running Unix
Trickboss: He's running GladOS :3
flatluigi [no mic]: type messagefromadmin.txt
CONSOLE: ---Administration notice: Any employee seen using public terminal PFD todat will be fired.  Any employee seen talking to J.D.H. will be fired.  This was rushed because I have a meeting to attend.

C.J.---
flatluigi [no mic]: type messagefromhallick.txt
ģЯøШηϋρ*: messagefromhallick.txt
ģЯøШηϋρ*: thanks, we know what to do, flatluigi
Ywa: I thought we patched it to Maemo, ugh
ģЯøШηϋρ*: yup i am
Ywa: did CONSOLE just crashed?
ģЯøШηϋρ*: no, it's just processing the file
flatluigi: no, they're still in here
CONSOLE: ---I don't know if this got out in time, but...
Anyone who is in my account, do not open /hyperborea directory.  It's not what you think it is.  It uploads something to the mainframe and starts infecting most programs.  No idea how it works, but it does.

~J.H.---
flatluigi: ...oh
ģЯøШηϋρ*: ...umm
ģЯøШηϋρ*: it wasn't me
Trickboss: /open messagefromadmin2.txt
ģЯøШηϋρ*: don't look at me
Trickboss: OHSNA-
ģЯøШηϋρ*: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
flatluigi: :c
ģЯøШηϋρ*: console is seriously trolling :<
flatluigi: type messagefromadmin2.txt
ģЯøШηϋρ*: messagefromadmin2.txt
ģЯøШηϋρ*: craigp100: gabe is now coming to your house to personally kick your ass ;)
----> crap.
Ywa: Quick guys! rar password all your porn before it gets infected
ģЯøШηϋρ*: i just rebooted glados
CONSOLE: ---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---
flatluigi: well
flatluigi: that explains everything
ģЯøШηϋρ*: it's base 64
Ywa: Or it's corrupted
ģЯøШηϋρ*: /dir
CONSOLE: ERROR-: External interference detected.  Shutting down.
ģЯøШηϋρ*: NO!
ģЯøШηϋρ*: YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!
Ywa: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE FUN
Ywa: BECAUSE BOTS LIKE CONSOLE RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US
ģЯøШηϋρ*: ABORT
Ywa: It left
Frostshocker: CONSOLE has changed their name to -testsubject53-.
ģЯøШηϋρ*: he's now called -testsubject53-
The chat room has been set to all-users chat by ģЯøШηϋρ*.