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- A bear walks into bar. Bartender asks, “What would you like to drink”? Bear says, “I’ll have a rum and coke...
- My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.
- Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.
- My Boss: The Bear can talk?
- Me: No, that’s not the joke.
- My Boss: The Bear can walk into a bar?
- Me: No, that’s not the joke either.
- My Boss: The Bear likes to drink?
- Me: No, you’re overthinking it.
- My Boss: Okay can you just explain it to me then?
- Me: Of course not that would ruin the joke!
- Conversation eventually changes topics because my boss doesn’t care anymore, I leave work a few hours later
- I go to my boss’s office the next morning
- Me: Hey can I ask you about something?
- My Boss: Yeah sure what is it?
- Me: ...and would you mind throwing a few ice cubes in there?” Bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” Bear replies, “I was born with them!”
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