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  1. A bear walks into bar. Bartender asks, “What would you like to drink”? Bear says, “I’ll have a rum and coke...
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  3. My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.
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  5. Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.
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  7. My Boss: The Bear can talk?
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  9. Me: No, that’s not the joke.
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  11. My Boss: The Bear can walk into a bar?
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  13. Me: No, that’s not the joke either.
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  15. My Boss: The Bear likes to drink?
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  17. Me: No, you’re overthinking it.
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  19. My Boss: Okay can you just explain it to me then?
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  21. Me: Of course not that would ruin the joke!
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  23. Conversation eventually changes topics because my boss doesn’t care anymore, I leave work a few hours later
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  25. I go to my boss’s office the next morning
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  27. Me: Hey can I ask you about something?
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  29. My Boss: Yeah sure what is it?
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  31. Me: ...and would you mind throwing a few ice cubes in there?” Bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” Bear replies, “I was born with them!”
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